October 21, 2024 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we discuss the top costumes that you should wear for a sexy halloween
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I think we are all in agreement. The best part
about Halloween is chicks dressing like skanks. Yes, I mean it's.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
The best because.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You get a you get free ranked whatever you want.
You want to be a complete slut, go for it.
Halloween's your time. Listen, guy, you're a mistress, and I
think you know about dressing up. Yeah? Are you going
to be catwoman this year? I'm going to be you
know what that means? Okay? Yeah, So we have an
entire list here of the sluttiest, slash sexiest, whatever you
(00:35):
want to say, Halloween costumes that you could wear this year.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
It's time for the podcast, completely uncensored and uncting filtered
except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
The show's after show starts now. We have been doing
different variations of our Halloween party for years. Now goes
back to Boo Ball and then that morphed into Bruball
and we've been the host of that for twenty some years.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The outfits the ladies choose to wear sometimes.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Wow, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's difficult. It's difficult to just not sit there and
stare and go holy shit, man, mere tits are basically out. Yeah,
I mean it's phenomenal. It's phenomenal. Wrong, I agree, Emily.
Back in the day, did you ever wear some crazy outfits?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I was the queen of slutty costumes, like.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Queen, I mean anyone.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I think it'd be harder to name ones that I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Here's one of my favorite all times, Emily slutty Halloween costumes.
Oh she was actually a prostitute. She did the pretty
woman dress.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
And I handmade it, like I went and got fabric
and well, I'm they're selling this costume on the shelves
now it's like a cheap, be put together us. But
I had the real deal spandex with top where barely
covered anything.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
And.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Now they who basically that's awesome girl.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
I remember there was many years like oh when I
had fake tits Like that was when it was really
my time to shine.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So much better. What other stuff were you?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
There was like a French maide costume. It wasn't even
like the basic spirit when I think I got it from.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Like that made that way?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, I cut and now they saw it.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I didn't hand make that one. I got it from
like a lingerie website.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Okay, okay, like from a.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Nose for play dot com.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I don't know if that's meant for Halloween, Emily.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well there was on there, Sky. Weren't you like a
racer one time too or something like that?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Oh, I was like a NASCAR like but yeah, like
that was zip almost all and then yeah, barely covers
your ass. I was a convict one year and that
was like a really slutty convict as well.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Sty Where were you in jail? Oh you want to?
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Yeah, I remember I made a shank to go.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
At shank to Where did the shank go?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
It didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, so you know what we're talking about. Absolutely, it's fantastic.
And so yeah, if you the sluttier the better. Let's
just be honest. Okay, So I do expect to see
some of that this year. That would be nice.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Remember last year we had a couple that came as
Mistress Sky and the Boo and she was fully in
red leather.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Head to toe whips and yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Not my scene. I know you were really.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Excited about but I wasn't really excited.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
But you're a mistress.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I was like, really, like, I can't come up with
something that didn't.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
The guy have some sort of a shoe or heel
near next to his net.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Glued to heel.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
It's incredible, brilliant. The other ways to inflict pain is.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
At this point the sluttiest the Harley Quinn. Is it
still that wouldts wear a crop top? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
The movie Bombing So Badly is going to take a
little sting away from it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I don't know, man, I.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Think it's still pretty big popular crop.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The sluttiest one I've ever seen is either you're an
angel or you're a devil, or you're a butterfly or
you're a lady bug. It's literally where they wear lingerie
that's one color and then they throw wings on.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yes, I would love that solid. I want my wife
to dress sludy, and she's not going to and it
sucks two years in a row.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Wait, you want want her to dress sludy?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
At last year she was ted last night.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
That wasn't.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Hysterical, it's very funny.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
And this year it's something else and it's not sexy.
I don't know. I told her to go as my
mistress page. That would have been great with the name page,
or just she had a red wig.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
But she's also been a nurse too, So yeah, actually
you make.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Your request, but the costume, Oh you're so sad a
month ago too.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well, if you want to come as the sluttiest thing possible,
we have an entire list here of what are the
hottest things you could be.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Now this is interesting because we've definitely discussed costumes before
scariest one's best ones, most popular one, sexiest one.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
But this poll comes from.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
A very specific audience who I am assuming knows their
sexy stuff, because they specifically pulled the guys of Ashley
Madison the website where oh, you don't know what that is,
it's any it's a website for married people who want
to cheat on their spouses.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Terrible, and they.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Create a profiles yep, and then whoever goes on there?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, yeah, there's bags everyone involved.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
And Scott, your husband's not on it.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
We tried to check, you did check, it's been a while.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Went on the dark web.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, when that list was released on the dark web,
I asked our engineers in the building. Yeah, yeah, probably
inappropriate that And yeah, turns out we couldn't find him
on there. But there were thousands, if not millions disappointed. No,
I just feel like our search wasn't as thorough as
I wanted it.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
But even if he was on there, she's not gonna
do anything. He gets half of everything, and on top
of that, she's have to give him spousal support.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Can you not remind him?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
He'll be in the house, She'll be liveing in like
a studio apartment while him and the new galar and
then and then he's gonna say, hey, you gotta give
me my money for this month.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Okay, well that's your wives can do the same things.
They'll hang out together, hang.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Out together with our money, Okay, Okay they want and
I'm not checking Ashley Madison to see if they're on there.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Well, well.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Guy, whatever, whatever guys. Okay. Anyway, So people on Ashley.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Madison, clearly they're horny, Clearly they know they're sexy, and
so they ask them three different categories. What do you
think is the sexiest Halloween costume? If you're gonna role
play in a Halloween costume, what is the sexiest role
play outfit? And then if you're bringing a third in,
what kind of thropple costume.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Do you dream?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Yeah, you're right, it actually is his stream. So let's
start with just the overall.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Sexiest according to the people on Ashley Madison Place, goes
to cowgirl with the askless chaps, so you basically wear
panties with the chaps and like a bikini talk and
that's basically.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
That out dead.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I think we have some older people in the crew
because they say playboy Bunny is definitely hot.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Clothes.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Number three goes to a cheerleader. You know where the
cheeks are hanging out at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Of the skirt. What do you mean really not a.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Real cheerleading outfit, Emily the like y and d cheerleading.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Yeah, okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yeah. Number two Edie's trying to get Haley to wear
her nurse out for.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I asked the question because.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Things yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Her and of course, And according to Ashley Madison, the
number one sexiest goes to the French maid.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It before your time.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
She made it by herself, Like.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
That makes sex.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I didn't make the freshman I made. She was more
excited to tell us that she made that by herself
than if we give a ship. So fucking impressed by
it such to this day she brings it up every Halloween.
You just know that one time I made this Halloween
like she.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Knows it too.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
And every year Robert's got to go in his head.
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Holy he tells me every year, I'm proud of you, Groopy.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Still, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
It was like ten years ago, it was even longer.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Crowd pass fired over the top.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Were you guys even together when he did that?
Speaker 6 (09:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I wasn't like eighteen. Why is he proud of you?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I was twenty still, man, and I was dressed like
that when I was like.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Sixteen or seventeen.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Holiday This is a.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Lot, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Of course, to Ashley Madison, what is the sexiest role
playing costumes for Halloween? Shut up, number five, let's get
her back in here. Nurse page, you have a doctor
and nurse as a hot comments, big one, big one.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Big one.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You're the patient, not a doctor.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
No, I'm the patient. I couldn't be the doctor. I
could be that.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Have you ever been the doctor before?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I haven't? We ever heard it? I mean I don't,
but you know I could be the doctor that you know?
I asked, I asked the nurse what for us? Can
I get into character? I'm a I'm a surgeon, and
I'm asked and I'm asking her and I'm asking her for, uh,
(10:41):
you know, something to cut the patient with. And she
turns around and tits her out and I go, nurse
the nurses is highly inappropriate. And then we have sex
on the body next to the body, next to the body,
and then and then and then she tells me the
stick it up patient.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I don't like.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
It was only it was only an appendix.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
It exploded while you were.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I already got the I already got the pendix out.
I just stitch it up.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Oh my god, not sanitary either.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
No, that is not sexy anymore. Okay, let's go to
the next one. Next, we have professor and students.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
This we've done well. She's this, I'm the student, she's
the professor, and she and I got background on my paper. Yeah,
and refract your credit. And she comes on to me
and I told her this is highly inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You're always saying.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Life.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
And she tells me to stop being a bitch. You
like that, And I was like, whoa.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay, tell me, good boy, it's funny.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I said that one time and the moment on.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
A moment, I'm a good boy, I said.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
At one time.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh wow, I did say that you're a dog and
they're a dog walker.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
That's fun.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Number three role playing Halloween goes to the hotel maid
and the hotel guest.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
We've done the maid, but we haven't done but we
haven't done the hotel guests.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
You're just in there and you're just watching TV.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
And she busts in your she was she was just
cleaning the house.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Oh, she's a house cleaning the house clean.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And then and then she comes on to me said, Maye,
this is inappropriate. I don't I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
You just call her made her role playing? Hey, may I.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Mean I haven't made And she tells me she needs
the dust something and I'm like, you shouldn't dust down there, okay,
when she comes on this.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Number two goes to boss and employee.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, we've done this. Well, oh my god again though
you know, I struggling at work. I'm the employee. She's
always the boss. She's the boss. You know, it's shocking.
Then you tell her I call him for a meeting.
She tells me that she needs me to work harder,
and I go, well, what do you mean? And she
grabs my penis and I say, excuse me, ma'am this is.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
And then okay, and he's number I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
See what's wrong with this sceneos. These are all different
scenarios the same.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Really yeah, The number one sexiest role playing costume, Ashley
Madison goes to the handyman and the homeowner.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
She's the handy and I'm the home owner. She's fixing something,
and she's fixing it. She says she needs a hand
and I help you, and I'm going to help her.
And then she comes on to me and I say.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
This is wow, wow, crazy and fine. Thing they asked
the people at Ashley Madison is what is the best
thropple costume? So you're in a throppol you got a
third person?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
We have not done.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You can't.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Coming in fifth place.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
We have the food category, which would be like burger
fries and ketchup.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
That's weird, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Shouldn't be a drink?
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yeah, okay, great point.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Number four goes to pop culture trios. They list Shrek, Donkey,
and Fiona like.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
What I don't like an.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Then next is classic trio characters. They list the Three Musketeers,
which like, wouldn't you like?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Maybe go? I don't know Gilligan, Marianne and Ginger sexy.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, well two are like the slutty three Musketeers. Obviously,
obviously number two thropple costume goes to the villain hero thing,
so they said, like Superman, Lex Luthor, Lois Lane, I guess,
or she's wearing there's a sexy Superman.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Got bald cat. I don't no, we don't like that one.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
And finally, the one that most people wanted, the number one,
with fifty six percent of people saying yes, the best
trio costume is Angels and Devils, like the guys the
devil and the two girls are like slutty angels. Is
the photo they have, so they say that is the
best thropple costume if you're if you're looking for one
Speaker 1 (15:35):
The pitchfork and say this is
I think we are all in agreement. The best part
about Halloween is chicks dressing like skanks. Yes, I mean it's.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
The best because.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You get a you get free ranked whatever you want.
You want to be a complete slut, go for it.
Halloween's your time. Listen, guy, you're a mistress, and I
think you know about dressing up. Yeah? Are you going
to be catwoman this year? I'm going to be you
know what that means? Okay? Yeah, So we have an
entire list here of the sluttiest, slash sexiest, whatever you
(00:35):
want to say, Halloween costumes that you could wear this year.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
It's time for the podcast, completely uncensored and uncting filtered
except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
The show's after show starts now. We have been doing
different variations of our Halloween party for years. Now goes
back to Boo Ball and then that morphed into Bruball
and we've been the host of that for twenty some years.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The outfits the ladies choose to wear sometimes.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Wow, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's difficult. It's difficult to just not sit there and
stare and go holy shit, man, mere tits are basically out. Yeah,
I mean it's phenomenal. It's phenomenal. Wrong, I agree, Emily.
Back in the day, did you ever wear some crazy outfits?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I was the queen of slutty costumes, like.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Queen, I mean anyone.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I think it'd be harder to name ones that I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Here's one of my favorite all times, Emily slutty Halloween costumes.
Oh she was actually a prostitute. She did the pretty
woman dress.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
And I handmade it, like I went and got fabric
and well, I'm they're selling this costume on the shelves
now it's like a cheap, be put together us. But
I had the real deal spandex with top where barely
covered anything.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
And.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Now they who basically that's awesome girl.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
I remember there was many years like oh when I
had fake tits Like that was when it was really
my time to shine.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So much better. What other stuff were you?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
There was like a French maide costume. It wasn't even
like the basic spirit when I think I got it from.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Like that made that way?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, I cut and now they saw it.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I didn't hand make that one. I got it from
like a lingerie website.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Okay, okay, like from a.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Nose for play dot com.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I don't know if that's meant for Halloween, Emily.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well there was on there, Sky. Weren't you like a
racer one time too or something like that?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Oh, I was like a NASCAR like but yeah, like
that was zip almost all and then yeah, barely covers
your ass. I was a convict one year and that
was like a really slutty convict as well.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Sty Where were you in jail? Oh you want to?
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Yeah, I remember I made a shank to go.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
At shank to Where did the shank go?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
It didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, so you know what we're talking about. Absolutely, it's fantastic.
And so yeah, if you the sluttier the better. Let's
just be honest. Okay, So I do expect to see
some of that this year. That would be nice.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Remember last year we had a couple that came as
Mistress Sky and the Boo and she was fully in
red leather.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Head to toe whips and yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Not my scene. I know you were really.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Excited about but I wasn't really excited.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
But you're a mistress.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I was like, really, like, I can't come up with
something that didn't.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
The guy have some sort of a shoe or heel
near next to his net.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Glued to heel.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
It's incredible, brilliant. The other ways to inflict pain is.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
At this point the sluttiest the Harley Quinn. Is it
still that wouldts wear a crop top? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
The movie Bombing So Badly is going to take a
little sting away from it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I don't know, man, I.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Think it's still pretty big popular crop.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The sluttiest one I've ever seen is either you're an
angel or you're a devil, or you're a butterfly or
you're a lady bug. It's literally where they wear lingerie
that's one color and then they throw wings on.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yes, I would love that solid. I want my wife
to dress sludy, and she's not going to and it
sucks two years in a row.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Wait, you want want her to dress sludy?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
At last year she was ted last night.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
That wasn't.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Hysterical, it's very funny.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
And this year it's something else and it's not sexy.
I don't know. I told her to go as my
mistress page. That would have been great with the name page,
or just she had a red wig.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
But she's also been a nurse too, So yeah, actually
you make.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Your request, but the costume, Oh you're so sad a
month ago too.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well, if you want to come as the sluttiest thing possible,
we have an entire list here of what are the
hottest things you could be.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Now this is interesting because we've definitely discussed costumes before
scariest one's best ones, most popular one, sexiest one.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
But this poll comes from.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
A very specific audience who I am assuming knows their
sexy stuff, because they specifically pulled the guys of Ashley
Madison the website where oh, you don't know what that is,
it's any it's a website for married people who want
to cheat on their spouses.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Terrible, and they.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Create a profiles yep, and then whoever goes on there?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, yeah, there's bags everyone involved.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
And Scott, your husband's not on it.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
We tried to check, you did check, it's been a while.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Went on the dark web.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, when that list was released on the dark web,
I asked our engineers in the building. Yeah, yeah, probably
inappropriate that And yeah, turns out we couldn't find him
on there. But there were thousands, if not millions disappointed. No,
I just feel like our search wasn't as thorough as
I wanted it.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
But even if he was on there, she's not gonna
do anything. He gets half of everything, and on top
of that, she's have to give him spousal support.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Can you not remind him?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
He'll be in the house, She'll be liveing in like
a studio apartment while him and the new galar and
then and then he's gonna say, hey, you gotta give
me my money for this month.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Okay, well that's your wives can do the same things.
They'll hang out together, hang.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Out together with our money, Okay, Okay they want and
I'm not checking Ashley Madison to see if they're on there.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Well, well.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Guy, whatever, whatever guys. Okay. Anyway, So people on Ashley.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Madison, clearly they're horny, Clearly they know they're sexy, and
so they ask them three different categories. What do you
think is the sexiest Halloween costume? If you're gonna role
play in a Halloween costume, what is the sexiest role
play outfit? And then if you're bringing a third in,
what kind of thropple costume.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Do you dream?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Yeah, you're right, it actually is his stream. So let's
start with just the overall.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Sexiest according to the people on Ashley Madison Place, goes
to cowgirl with the askless chaps, so you basically wear
panties with the chaps and like a bikini talk and
that's basically.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
That out dead.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I think we have some older people in the crew
because they say playboy Bunny is definitely hot.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Clothes.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Number three goes to a cheerleader. You know where the
cheeks are hanging out at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Of the skirt. What do you mean really not a.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Real cheerleading outfit, Emily the like y and d cheerleading.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Yeah, okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yeah. Number two Edie's trying to get Haley to wear
her nurse out for.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I asked the question because.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Things yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Her and of course, And according to Ashley Madison, the
number one sexiest goes to the French maid.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It before your time.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
She made it by herself, Like.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
That makes sex.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I didn't make the freshman I made. She was more
excited to tell us that she made that by herself
than if we give a ship. So fucking impressed by
it such to this day she brings it up every Halloween.
You just know that one time I made this Halloween
like she.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Knows it too.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
And every year Robert's got to go in his head.
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Holy he tells me every year, I'm proud of you, Groopy.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Still, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
It was like ten years ago, it was even longer.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Crowd pass fired over the top.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Were you guys even together when he did that?
Speaker 6 (09:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I wasn't like eighteen. Why is he proud of you?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I was twenty still, man, and I was dressed like
that when I was like.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Sixteen or seventeen.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Holiday This is a.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Lot, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Of course, to Ashley Madison, what is the sexiest role
playing costumes for Halloween? Shut up, number five, let's get
her back in here. Nurse page, you have a doctor
and nurse as a hot comments, big one, big one.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Big one.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You're the patient, not a doctor.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
No, I'm the patient. I couldn't be the doctor. I
could be that.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Have you ever been the doctor before?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I haven't? We ever heard it? I mean I don't,
but you know I could be the doctor that you know?
I asked, I asked the nurse what for us? Can
I get into character? I'm a I'm a surgeon, and
I'm asked and I'm asking her and I'm asking her for, uh,
(10:41):
you know, something to cut the patient with. And she
turns around and tits her out and I go, nurse
the nurses is highly inappropriate. And then we have sex
on the body next to the body, next to the body,
and then and then and then she tells me the
stick it up patient.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I don't like.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
It was only it was only an appendix.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
It exploded while you were.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I already got the I already got the pendix out.
I just stitch it up.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Oh my god, not sanitary either.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
No, that is not sexy anymore. Okay, let's go to
the next one. Next, we have professor and students.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
This we've done well. She's this, I'm the student, she's
the professor, and she and I got background on my paper. Yeah,
and refract your credit. And she comes on to me
and I told her this is highly inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You're always saying.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Life.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
And she tells me to stop being a bitch. You
like that, And I was like, whoa.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay, tell me, good boy, it's funny.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I said that one time and the moment on.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
A moment, I'm a good boy, I said.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
At one time.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh wow, I did say that you're a dog and
they're a dog walker.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
That's fun.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Number three role playing Halloween goes to the hotel maid
and the hotel guest.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
We've done the maid, but we haven't done but we
haven't done the hotel guests.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
You're just in there and you're just watching TV.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
And she busts in your she was she was just
cleaning the house.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Oh, she's a house cleaning the house clean.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And then and then she comes on to me said, Maye,
this is inappropriate. I don't I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
You just call her made her role playing? Hey, may I.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Mean I haven't made And she tells me she needs
the dust something and I'm like, you shouldn't dust down there, okay,
when she comes on this.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Number two goes to boss and employee.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, we've done this. Well, oh my god again though
you know, I struggling at work. I'm the employee. She's
always the boss. She's the boss. You know, it's shocking.
Then you tell her I call him for a meeting.
She tells me that she needs me to work harder,
and I go, well, what do you mean? And she
grabs my penis and I say, excuse me, ma'am this is.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
And then okay, and he's number I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
See what's wrong with this sceneos. These are all different
scenarios the same.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Really yeah, The number one sexiest role playing costume, Ashley
Madison goes to the handyman and the homeowner.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
She's the handy and I'm the home owner. She's fixing something,
and she's fixing it. She says she needs a hand
and I help you, and I'm going to help her.
And then she comes on to me and I say.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
This is wow, wow, crazy and fine. Thing they asked
the people at Ashley Madison is what is the best
thropple costume? So you're in a throppol you got a
third person?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
We have not done.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You can't.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Coming in fifth place.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
We have the food category, which would be like burger
fries and ketchup.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
That's weird, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Shouldn't be a drink?
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yeah, okay, great point.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Number four goes to pop culture trios. They list Shrek, Donkey,
and Fiona like.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
What I don't like an.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Then next is classic trio characters. They list the Three Musketeers,
which like, wouldn't you like?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Maybe go? I don't know Gilligan, Marianne and Ginger sexy.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, well two are like the slutty three Musketeers. Obviously,
obviously number two thropple costume goes to the villain hero thing,
so they said, like Superman, Lex Luthor, Lois Lane, I guess,
or she's wearing there's a sexy Superman.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Got bald cat. I don't no, we don't like that one.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
And finally, the one that most people wanted, the number one,
with fifty six percent of people saying yes, the best
trio costume is Angels and Devils, like the guys the
devil and the two girls are like slutty angels. Is
the photo they have, so they say that is the
best thropple costume if you're if you're looking for one
Speaker 1 (15:35):
The pitchfork and say this is
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