October 24, 2024 • 8 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie tells us about his drive home from softball and the surprising thing he saw at a red light
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I had one of the stranger wilder things happened to
me yesterday while driving. It's never happened to me before.
I don't imagine it happening very often to people. It
was pretty wild. You guys were already grossed out by
the fact that I was out and about at you know,
like ten o'clock last.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Night, Disgusting played softballing we got up so early.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, on my ride home it got even wilder than
than the softball, which is pretty wild. As I was
driving home, I witnessed sex in the car. We ain't
done yet. It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now, Yeah, it was it was interesting out softball game.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Ends, okay, and it's midnight.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's miss okay. Well, I was driving home, not in
a great mood because so late. My team had nothing
to do with its actually pumped that I got out
a little bit early. Yeah, unfortunately we got killed. So no,
that's why it came ended early. And so here is
what it is. So I'm getting my truck, sad guy
(01:27):
driving home and I hit a stop light. Well, because
I'm in a lifted Ford F one fifty. I'm higher
than most cars, and so I get to the stop
light and you know, I'm just kind of glancing over.
I see the car beside me and got to remember
it's dark. So if you get on your phone, that
illuminates in your car and I see there's the guy
(01:51):
next to me in his car on his phone.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I worry about this because you know how sometimes I'll
sit outside of venues and wait for my daughter when
she's first.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Not sometimes you always do it.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Okay, I've done it. I've done it quite a few times.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I just watch selling that and I just sit waiting.
I actually love them. Comes out and I say, where
do you want to go now, sweetie, and I just
take over.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
That's what I do like a chauffeur.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah, because while I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Sitting waiting, I'll either be doing emails or watching Netflix.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Had fucking email you have to do. I've never met
somebody she has two people in her life and her daughter,
but she has more busy work than anyone I've ever
met in my life.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
If you're of everything, I get that, but it's still
he doesn't do anything, and it's just lovely.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
But she's not any clubs.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, but we were walking out thor and Sky said, Oh,
I'm just gonna stay here for a little bit and
do some busy.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Work work about by work. I don't know taxes.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
In October. Yeah, you gotta go. You gotta go back there.
Single day. What happens Every single day? Sky has a
to do list. It is like seven things deep how
And I'm always like, what is that? Because it's all
one word things. It might say taxes, it may say benefits,
(03:18):
it may say doctor, it may say whatever, SDGI or something,
And I'm always like what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Every day I don't get how. I don't get when
do you? Like, do you ever finish the list? I'll
have to do list, but it takes me like a
day to finish it, and then I have no to
do list for.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
A few days.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It just keeps going and I have to you have
two people I know, and I have.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
To do it here.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I can't do it at home because you know, once
I get home, my husband follows me around it like hovers.
So I I know, I can like get more stuff
accomplished doing it here, but again, not my point to
do something. No, he's got to talk to me, he's
got to talk to me about whatever's going on. So again,
not my point, but what I was saying to Eddie's
point of it being dark and things being illuminated. What
(04:02):
time I was sitting in a Chili's parking lot and
then this couple came and parked right next to me,
and I felt so exposed, because you're right, my car
is so dark, but just having that phone open or
that iPad like, I felt like the spotlight was on me.
So I actually closed it and waited for them to
leave before yeah, because I just felt like they're gonna
(04:23):
be like, who's this weirdo just sitting in a Chili's
parking lot?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Everyone's okay, all right? You see somebody in a Chili's
parking lot at nine pm, just waiting, sitting doing nothing.
Don't you think that's a weirdo.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I think something's going on. I already if I worked,
i'd knock on the window like are you okay?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
That's like my nightmare when I'm doing that waiting thing,
somebody knocking on the window and being like, do you
need help?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
And then she goes just doing busy work, and they
would probably go, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Him and a chill how much?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
So anyway, I see what you're saying about the illumination
At my time was my only point interesting.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, yeah, So it's clear as day that this guy
is on his phone. And then so of course, you know,
it catches my eye and I'm above him, so I
can see directly into his car and see what he
I don't really see him, but I can't see he's
not hiding what is going on with his phone?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
And is it in his hand? Is it propped up on?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, he's the driver. He's the only guy in the car,
and it's sort of like right in front of where
the steering wheel would be, and he's looking.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
At Oh, he's like, okay, watch it.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
And I do the double take of like, what the hell?
Like is he? I am watching this guy watching a
full blown sex video that somebody sent him. Now, at
first you may be thinking, okay, well, he's just watching
a porn which, by the way, at a stop.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Light you can't wait, like are you.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I don't think it was a porn because it wasn't
like a professionally done thing or anything like that. It
was sort of po V style with a girl's ass
on right in the dick like seeing it Reverse Cowgirl, which,
by the way, this guy says is the easiest movie
thorn and I are less of men because complicated.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
But anyway, spin you a spinner.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Now, if you're sitting forwards and can turn around, it's
a gets stricky.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Sometimes you hip can hurt a little bit, but you
can you can turn around.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
The guy's watching this sex video and I'm like, holy ship,
Like I've never seen anybody do that so loud and proud. Yeah,
And I'm like and I'm looking at it, and I'm like, wow,
he's watching this person have sex. And when you go, okay, well,
maybe it's just an amateur porn. I don't know. Again,
it could be. But he clicks off the video. You
(06:57):
watched the whole thing, by the way, which was a
good solid seven set seconds of this clip of this chick. Yeah, yeah,
He clicks off the video and then replies in a
text where the video came from. So somebody said him
a video. I guess it was of him having sex
with a.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Girl as him in the video.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Okay, I don't know that. Like a buddy was like, hey,
I just bone this chick here. Check out this video.
Something like that. I don't know, but I was like, wow,
like that is one of the crazier things I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
It is, I'm like, what do you do with it?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I mean, like that, I feel weird watching this guy
watching the porch make me uncomfortable?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, did I watch the whole thing? Yes, I'm no
shame in my game.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
And he rolls down the window.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Hey, text that to me, send me the video. Consider that.
But I thought that might be a little weird, especially
if it was like him.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, and my thought immediately goes to the gall in
the video, because I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I must, he's such a gal.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I must.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You mean she did tend on random dudes at stop lights?
Seeing this personal video?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Am I one of the random dudes?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
You're the duly?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It was just her ass, so I couldn't identify I
can identify her ass.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
That's that's a that's a wild place to watch that.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But you know you're being filmed, so that's the risk
you run. Like sorry in this day and age, like
if you're gonna if you're gonna film yourself having sex,
then that's stop.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Lights out there.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I may see it
I had one of the stranger wilder things happened to
me yesterday while driving. It's never happened to me before.
I don't imagine it happening very often to people. It
was pretty wild. You guys were already grossed out by
the fact that I was out and about at you know,
like ten o'clock last.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Night, Disgusting played softballing we got up so early.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, on my ride home it got even wilder than
than the softball, which is pretty wild. As I was
driving home, I witnessed sex in the car. We ain't
done yet. It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now, Yeah, it was it was interesting out softball game.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Ends, okay, and it's midnight.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's miss okay. Well, I was driving home, not in
a great mood because so late. My team had nothing
to do with its actually pumped that I got out
a little bit early. Yeah, unfortunately we got killed. So no,
that's why it came ended early. And so here is
what it is. So I'm getting my truck, sad guy
(01:27):
driving home and I hit a stop light. Well, because
I'm in a lifted Ford F one fifty. I'm higher
than most cars, and so I get to the stop
light and you know, I'm just kind of glancing over.
I see the car beside me and got to remember
it's dark. So if you get on your phone, that
illuminates in your car and I see there's the guy
(01:51):
next to me in his car on his phone.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I worry about this because you know how sometimes I'll
sit outside of venues and wait for my daughter when
she's first.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Not sometimes you always do it.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Okay, I've done it. I've done it quite a few times.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I just watch selling that and I just sit waiting.
I actually love them. Comes out and I say, where
do you want to go now, sweetie, and I just
take over.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
That's what I do like a chauffeur.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah, because while I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Sitting waiting, I'll either be doing emails or watching Netflix.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Had fucking email you have to do. I've never met
somebody she has two people in her life and her daughter,
but she has more busy work than anyone I've ever
met in my life.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
If you're of everything, I get that, but it's still
he doesn't do anything, and it's just lovely.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
But she's not any clubs.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, but we were walking out thor and Sky said, Oh,
I'm just gonna stay here for a little bit and
do some busy.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Work work about by work. I don't know taxes.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
In October. Yeah, you gotta go. You gotta go back there.
Single day. What happens Every single day? Sky has a
to do list. It is like seven things deep how
And I'm always like, what is that? Because it's all
one word things. It might say taxes, it may say benefits,
(03:18):
it may say doctor, it may say whatever, SDGI or something,
And I'm always like what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Every day I don't get how. I don't get when
do you? Like, do you ever finish the list? I'll
have to do list, but it takes me like a
day to finish it, and then I have no to
do list for.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
A few days.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It just keeps going and I have to you have
two people I know, and I have.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
To do it here.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I can't do it at home because you know, once
I get home, my husband follows me around it like hovers.
So I I know, I can like get more stuff
accomplished doing it here, but again, not my point to
do something. No, he's got to talk to me, he's
got to talk to me about whatever's going on. So again,
not my point, but what I was saying to Eddie's
point of it being dark and things being illuminated. What
(04:02):
time I was sitting in a Chili's parking lot and
then this couple came and parked right next to me,
and I felt so exposed, because you're right, my car
is so dark, but just having that phone open or
that iPad like, I felt like the spotlight was on me.
So I actually closed it and waited for them to
leave before yeah, because I just felt like they're gonna
(04:23):
be like, who's this weirdo just sitting in a Chili's
parking lot?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Everyone's okay, all right? You see somebody in a Chili's
parking lot at nine pm, just waiting, sitting doing nothing.
Don't you think that's a weirdo.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I think something's going on. I already if I worked,
i'd knock on the window like are you okay?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
That's like my nightmare when I'm doing that waiting thing,
somebody knocking on the window and being like, do you
need help?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
And then she goes just doing busy work, and they
would probably go, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Him and a chill how much?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
So anyway, I see what you're saying about the illumination
At my time was my only point interesting.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, yeah, So it's clear as day that this guy
is on his phone. And then so of course, you know,
it catches my eye and I'm above him, so I
can see directly into his car and see what he
I don't really see him, but I can't see he's
not hiding what is going on with his phone?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
And is it in his hand? Is it propped up on?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, he's the driver. He's the only guy in the car,
and it's sort of like right in front of where
the steering wheel would be, and he's looking.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
At Oh, he's like, okay, watch it.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
And I do the double take of like, what the hell?
Like is he? I am watching this guy watching a
full blown sex video that somebody sent him. Now, at
first you may be thinking, okay, well, he's just watching
a porn which, by the way, at a stop.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Light you can't wait, like are you.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I don't think it was a porn because it wasn't
like a professionally done thing or anything like that. It
was sort of po V style with a girl's ass
on right in the dick like seeing it Reverse Cowgirl, which,
by the way, this guy says is the easiest movie
thorn and I are less of men because complicated.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
But anyway, spin you a spinner.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Now, if you're sitting forwards and can turn around, it's
a gets stricky.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Sometimes you hip can hurt a little bit, but you
can you can turn around.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
The guy's watching this sex video and I'm like, holy ship,
Like I've never seen anybody do that so loud and proud. Yeah,
And I'm like and I'm looking at it, and I'm like, wow,
he's watching this person have sex. And when you go, okay, well,
maybe it's just an amateur porn. I don't know. Again,
it could be. But he clicks off the video. You
(06:57):
watched the whole thing, by the way, which was a
good solid seven set seconds of this clip of this chick. Yeah, yeah,
He clicks off the video and then replies in a
text where the video came from. So somebody said him
a video. I guess it was of him having sex
with a.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Girl as him in the video.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Okay, I don't know that. Like a buddy was like, hey,
I just bone this chick here. Check out this video.
Something like that. I don't know, but I was like, wow,
like that is one of the crazier things I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
It is, I'm like, what do you do with it?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I mean, like that, I feel weird watching this guy
watching the porch make me uncomfortable?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, did I watch the whole thing? Yes, I'm no
shame in my game.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
And he rolls down the window.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Hey, text that to me, send me the video. Consider that.
But I thought that might be a little weird, especially
if it was like him.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, and my thought immediately goes to the gall in
the video, because I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I must, he's such a gal.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I must.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You mean she did tend on random dudes at stop lights?
Seeing this personal video?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Am I one of the random dudes?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
You're the duly?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It was just her ass, so I couldn't identify I
can identify her ass.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
That's that's a that's a wild place to watch that.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But you know you're being filmed, so that's the risk
you run. Like sorry in this day and age, like
if you're gonna if you're gonna film yourself having sex,
then that's stop.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Lights out there.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I may see it
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