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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The amount of time Thor and his wife have gotten
into fights over TV shows they're watching is like, you
guys gotta stop watching TV sitcoms. Yeah, like it's not serious, No,
not at all, like these situations that happen on King
of Queens and Friends, like Wacky obviously Modern Family, and
(00:24):
they'll and will be like, oh what would you do
with that up? And then then they get into a fight,
like it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, they need to stop talking while they're watching shows.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Just watch.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Don't have a conversation, don't do it. Hypothetical. No, I
can't imagine how many times he hits pause because.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
He has I don't think. I mean she loves it. Okay, well,
they're watching a new show and guess what, it's started
a fight. We ain't done yet. It's time podcast completely
uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Now. Yeah, don't get it twisted when I say they're
they're watching a new show, it's new to them. It
is not a new show.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Oh, I was excited.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I was like, show he watches old shows that he
either watched before a million times, or like somebody is
into and so.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
What Haley's into.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
But I have a couple of no's no matter what
really like. I'll never watch Big Bang Theory. That show
is not funny. I'll never I don't want to watch
Meet Your Mother or How I Met your Mother to
watch that show. I just it's just I don't like
the premise. It's very friends, That's what Haley says.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's like, if you like Friends, I feel like you like.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I just don't like the premise.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
But the premise of like eventually meeting the mom is
so not part of.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
The show, but the premise of Everybody Loves Raymond Show.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, because every Raymond's works so well because I'm from
Long Island and they do things that only like people
from a Long Island would really.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Get And I fucking love it.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
And yes, Wings, I understand because I am a pilot.
Wings made me want to be a pilot, said voice.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Roy sand Piper.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh God, well, what's the new show you guys are
watching now?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
My wife has been trying to get me to watch
the show for a really long time, and my brother
in launched it.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Really like this show too, Scrubs. It was not a
long time ago.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
In law.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
And every time I ask him, like, what doctor show
is really like being the doctor, he always says, honestly,
the best, the closest one is Scrubs.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Scrubs he says.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
He says, like Great's Anatomy e R.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
He goes, they're the worst shows that depicting with like
to work at the hospital.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
He says, by far away fire.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
No, he says, Gray's Anatomy Er, they're so bad compared
to Scrubs.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I mean, he knows what he's talking about. He's a doctor.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So in the.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Hospital they're joking around and make it up.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
But my wife used to be a police officer, tells
me Brooklyn ninety nine dead on nailed it.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Because he goes, in Gray's Anatomy and and e R.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
There's no time to do any of the stuff that
they do, like all the hooking up and all that bullshit.
And then he says that there's the little things that
just don't make sense, like a doctor drawing blood. He's like,
that's never going to happen, or like stuff that they
But in Scrubs, it's kind of like people are really.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Like more realistic.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Obviously, it's it's a comedy. So and I asked my doctor.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
And the last time I went to the doctor, I go, hey,
what what's the best show?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Because my brother in law said that.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Haley said that from working in the hospital, because she
works at tyler As the hospital, and she agrees. And
then I asked this doctor who gave me a cordzone shot,
and he goes, people say, Gray's anatomy is for people
that are going through I forgot what he said, but
he basically said that Scrubs is the show that is
most likely to being a doctor.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So you had to get three different recommendations because I
was like, no way to watch the show.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, I was like, I didn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Okay, imagine if you took that time looking into watching
a new show, that would have.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Been show what what do you think? So far?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
It reminds me of like real life Family Guy because
they do a lot of daydream scenes and it's just
like Family Guy where Peter Graffam will say it's just
like that one time and then random say it makes no.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Sense, that's Scrubs.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
So Haley's like, I've ever thought of that before, And
then I guess some of the writers from Family Guy
wrote Scrubs, so I'm like, oh, that makes sense. So
it's pretty funny. It's not one of my favorite shows.
It's not up there with like, you know, Ted Lasts
or anything, but it's a good bed time show.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
How deep are you into it?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I mean we're shit season seasons. No, we're in season eight.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Oh wow, Yeah, we watched because it's a good bedtime show,
loving on it's nine o'clock. Watched two episodes and they're like,
they're fifteen twenty minutes because it's no commercials.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Okay, so there was a musical episode I fast over
for over.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I didn't watch it that.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So what happened in scrubs it would cause a fight.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
So these two main characters hook up, and you've been
waiting for it, you know, will they won't? They rows
and Rachel's situation here, and they finally hook up, and
then the next morning.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Happens Zach Braff and the other guy.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
No, actually they may ook up. Turk.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They're always together, they're always over a decade.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah's commercials.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Those two commercials hate a lot different now for me, really,
I love them.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I love them.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I love them.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
So, uh, Turk is a turble guy now, Yeah, Zach Braff,
not the other guy. Yeah, the other guy, Turk looks
the same age. It's incredible, it doesn't age at all.
But Zach Braff looks twenty years older. So uh, Zach
Braff and Chicken it fort her name. But they hook
up and then the next morning they wake up and
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one of them makes a joke about how they did it.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Four times last night. So I paused the TV.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh, here we go, why why.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Watch the damn show.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Jamie in the corner put his head in his hand
and it's like, oh no, oh no.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
And I say, get the fuck out of it.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I go, I go four times, that's insane. I go,
I get twice.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Maybe three, maybe three may if you're on drugs, if
you did a lot of coke, maybe three, But four times.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Get the fun.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
No one's fucking doing that. It's like one of Sky's
insane stories, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah, we did Me and the Blue last night for
thirty eight hours.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
It was crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It was.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
It was another one of our freak offs.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
He was watching Okay, so I'm like.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
This, no way, and Haley goes, yeah, there's no way,
And I go, I go, what do you?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I go?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We didn't.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
We never had sex four times. And then she says,
she goes, She goes, I did that once, and I go,
time out, Haley, why would you tell me that?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I go, Why the fun would you tell me that?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
It's so weird to tell me that?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
And then on top of that, well you brought up
the question who would do that?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
But she needs to know.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
He can't handle the answer. She needs to know when
she needs to do.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
She so, Eddie, if your wife said that to you, But.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
In a million years, wouldn't ever be said. We don't
have those conversations. They never I would never say to
my wife. People believe this. I'm watching the show. I'm
not pausing it to ask that fucking crazy question. I
would never do that.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh he didn't like that.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I'm just saying it's a must lie situation. But of course,
of course she doesn't lie. So then I go, I go,
I go, she goes, and I go, we've never tried
to have sex four times?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
One night she goes, well, no.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
You don't want to, and I go, yeah, because I don't,
because it's crazy, Like after twice, my dick starts to hurt.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I don't want to have sex four times on one night.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And then here's the thing. You don't in the beginning
of everybody's relationship. You kind of are rabbits. Yeah, and
so I do remember having sex with different girls, you know,
one night, multiple times, like you just keep going, it's yes,
the best guys.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Are such fucking porn stars.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You guys starting only fans.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Wait what I mean, especially allegedly in the storyline. You know,
there's been sexual tension for years and then they finally
have sex.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
For the first time. It's been all night together four times.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
I'm good after one time, maybe two times, maybe two,
and then she goes and then she goes, well, I go,
she goes, well four ten minutes each time, is it
isn't really that great?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
And I go, first of all, stop, you want to
tell me who it was and what looked like? That's
number one, number two. I'm like number two ten minutes
and I go, you know what, you're.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Slut okay, and you're jealous.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And I walked out of the room.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I walked out of the room. I looked right at
her and I went.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh, you're so stupid, like a handful.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Of people that many.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
No, she was really religious, way less than you.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I said, that's what she said. She's like, well, you're
a whore. Yeah, And I'm not a whore.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
I go, I have sex with the chick once. That's it,
and then she leaves. That's not a whore.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Person.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
That person I would get to the front yard and
I'd watch them walk to their car.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Now, day, didn't you at one point have sex with
like different girls on the same night, Like, didn't you
try the same day? But I mean it's still like
that's kind of a easy thing, horrible everything. That's kind
of a that's kind of a move my wife and
know that what she does now. Sorry,