November 1, 2024 • 9 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we discuss the unfortanate trend during the month of November, No Nut November
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guys, my day is ruined.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I have hot plans today to go home and jerk off.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I was gonna rub one out really.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh yeah, Friday, Friday, freaking.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Myself up. Let's go man spraying people down.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Speaking of baby oil real quick.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
My wife totally made something up yesterday, and I believed her.
I love when I don't use baby by its coconut oil,
and I love coke. I love getting her all all
coconut oil. My face fucking slipping and sliding, slipping. And
I said to her, I wonder why I like that
so much? And you know, my fucking asshole wife's and
I believed her with a dead pant face, goes, I
(00:46):
think it's She goes, I've heard it's because your natural
hormones are tracked to the.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Sweat from sex and it looks like sweat.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
And I go really, and she goes, yeah, I got
your line, because she always says stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So do you you have said sex yesterday? Yeah? Thank
thank god, because for this next month of November, there's
no nothing. We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Over yet, completely uncensored and uncting, filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, it's November one, so my plan for today is over.
Thankfully thora got his in yesterday because apparently for the
month of November not nothing. Notice, no, not November. It's
just different from November.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I think November is out.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's not a thing anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
The one.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, no nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I would assume this is I was assuming November's bookcakes.
Now no nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
You can't know nut. Could you imagine the size of
that load?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
First?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Wow, Christmas falls.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, you know. Emily's got a good point there.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, honestly, I would say more about what's the distance
on this thing? You ever like spit with your friends
and see how far the speaker goes to try out?
I mean, honestly, if you don't nut for thirty one
days and then you finally, first of all, it's okay,
thirty days of no nuts. First of all, it's gonna
take you two seconds to nut. Second, if you do,
Holy story, how far do you.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Think you will go?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I think I think if I didn't nut for thirty days,
I feel like I.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Could go a foot.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Or two that far.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
That's pretty far.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Think of.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
If you waited thirty days, I have said, so you're
down by the vaginal area.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
But I want to see the load, so you pull.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Out, give it a jerk. You don't think you can
make it to the face.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh I think so.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
That's a couple of you're right, you're right, I misjudged,
make it to the face, under selling yourself here and
I think you could do that is fucking and I
go right in the face, dude, I think you could
that ship.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
No, I would write in the face.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
A tiny target, bro, tiny targets? Could you load?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
That is true?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Drown?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay, Sky.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Was drowning in the gut.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You know you should do I've actually seen Riley Reid
do that.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Sky. I can't with this. What are we fucking second?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
As a way to get you should tell your husband
it's no not November. Just to see all thirty days.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Thirty days he would be dead by he'd be dead.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
He couldn't survive.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
And Scott, you tell him that if he makes it
thirty days right on the face here there you go to.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I mean you could say I'm going to give you
a million dollars. It's neither. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
There's no way the boo could go one month without
jerking off. Come on, that's what are.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
We talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So yeah, I want to talking to no nut, no
no idea.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Okay, so no nut.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
November is trending since it's November first, and I guess
the N and N challenge.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But it's not weird nut because that's it's just thorph First.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Of all, I'm not the only person that has a
varico ceo in their left testicley common or something.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I don't three times, three times, I never said that.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Recently, hear about another nut problem that.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
He had my penis and the doctor said, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Another doctor? That's what I was eleven or twelve years old.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
There was a doctor.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'll never forget.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
The guy put his glasses on it went what the fuck?
And my dad went excuse me, and the guy went,
I got to get somebody.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Else to see this story. Did he do anything? He
just told me to like put like a warm compress
on it. And eventually, so he's telling.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Like a twelve year old boy to put a warm
compress on his penis. Yeah, that's gonna that's gonna take
a turn.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
But anyway, I'm not gonna turlef with the compress.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You know, yeah, but it feels good.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I bet if you're a warm compress feels good anywhere
in your body. Well, anyway, you guys, NNN is trending.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
No, No November.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
And an N challenge. No, that's seen. That's a different thing.
That is a completely different thing. The NNN challenge. I
guess it first came about uh in twenty eleven, but
they said it really started getting traction in twenty seventeen. Now,
not everybody does it like a lot of the other
(05:45):
monthly challenges, but they say it's actually good for your health.
And they say this has been proved by year, proven
by years and years of people doing this, going all
the way back to tantric sex. Emily, you may ask
your mom and her husband about this.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm not sure if they they're.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Different. Is long sessions, is weird positions? Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Theme the artist does tantric sex where they fuck for
like seven it's very much similar to use guys fucking
for like seven hours.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Say you aren't realizing, but you do tantric.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Se Oh my gosh, good for me?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, I mean, you're.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Very progressive yea, not that I really want to, but
you yeah, I'm not aware it's happening, but I guess
i'm participating a right, So that's fine. So anyway, Yeah,
people who do tantric sex have been kind of doing
their own version of the No November forever because I
guess it's part of it, right, as like the build up,
the anticipation, the like making yourself wait a long time.
(06:50):
But according to health experts, they say there are benefits,
and most of these benefits for men have to do
with the increased testosterone that's gonna be running through your body.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I don't jerk off before I go to the gym. Never,
No secks, no jerking before the gym.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
You got it, you can't.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Nobody asks, literally hasn't spoken a word in a couple
of minutes, and then just out of nowhere, oh yeah,
I don't jerk it before.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Because you said the increased testosterone.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I've never heard this about, so how long before the gym.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
The day of the day. If I do jerk it,
it's gonna be post gym.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Mhmm.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Good to know.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Really really well, I'm just saying you got to keep
the testoster. If you've heard of fighters do this. They don't,
not before a fight.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I think a professional boxer is a little bit different
than you working out at the gym.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Not when it's chest day.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
So, according to people who swear that there are health benefits,
but for this, this is what they say will happen.
Muscle growth, increased stamina, thicker.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Hair from not blowing a load.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yes, because you're building testosterone in your body. So they say,
it's almost like you're taking a testosterone pill in a way.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Improves wirm quality, reduce stress, reduce anxiety, improve concentration, increase libido,
and reduction of a rectile dysfunction.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I disagree with the reduced stress because nothing reduces stress
more than.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
None is a nice.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Really, you're all agitated on data day twenty nine. You're
not just zen. You're a little worked up.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You think of these Tibetan monks celibate, like, can you
imagine their load? Like, what's that going to look like?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Christmas Tree? I can't imagine what that was?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Wow, all right, well good luck.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, if you're gonna start it, you gotta started today. Yes,
if you've already is already jerked off today so.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I know
Speaker 5 (09:01):
M hm.
Guys, my day is ruined.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I have hot plans today to go home and jerk off.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I was gonna rub one out really.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh yeah, Friday, Friday, freaking.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Myself up. Let's go man spraying people down.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Speaking of baby oil real quick.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
My wife totally made something up yesterday, and I believed her.
I love when I don't use baby by its coconut oil,
and I love coke. I love getting her all all
coconut oil. My face fucking slipping and sliding, slipping. And
I said to her, I wonder why I like that
so much? And you know, my fucking asshole wife's and
I believed her with a dead pant face, goes, I
(00:46):
think it's She goes, I've heard it's because your natural
hormones are tracked to the.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Sweat from sex and it looks like sweat.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
And I go really, and she goes, yeah, I got
your line, because she always says stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So do you you have said sex yesterday? Yeah? Thank
thank god, because for this next month of November, there's
no nothing. We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Over yet, completely uncensored and uncting, filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, it's November one, so my plan for today is over.
Thankfully thora got his in yesterday because apparently for the
month of November not nothing. Notice, no, not November. It's
just different from November.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I think November is out.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's not a thing anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
The one.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, no nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I would assume this is I was assuming November's bookcakes.
Now no nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
You can't know nut. Could you imagine the size of
that load?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
First?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Wow, Christmas falls.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, you know. Emily's got a good point there.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, honestly, I would say more about what's the distance
on this thing? You ever like spit with your friends
and see how far the speaker goes to try out?
I mean, honestly, if you don't nut for thirty one
days and then you finally, first of all, it's okay,
thirty days of no nuts. First of all, it's gonna
take you two seconds to nut. Second, if you do,
Holy story, how far do you.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Think you will go?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I think I think if I didn't nut for thirty days,
I feel like I.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Could go a foot.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Or two that far.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
That's pretty far.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Think of.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
If you waited thirty days, I have said, so you're
down by the vaginal area.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
But I want to see the load, so you pull.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Out, give it a jerk. You don't think you can
make it to the face.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh I think so.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
That's a couple of you're right, you're right, I misjudged,
make it to the face, under selling yourself here and
I think you could do that is fucking and I
go right in the face, dude, I think you could
that ship.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
No, I would write in the face.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
A tiny target, bro, tiny targets? Could you load?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
That is true?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Drown?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay, Sky.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Was drowning in the gut.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You know you should do I've actually seen Riley Reid
do that.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Sky. I can't with this. What are we fucking second?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
As a way to get you should tell your husband
it's no not November. Just to see all thirty days.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Thirty days he would be dead by he'd be dead.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
He couldn't survive.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
And Scott, you tell him that if he makes it
thirty days right on the face here there you go to.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I mean you could say I'm going to give you
a million dollars. It's neither. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
There's no way the boo could go one month without
jerking off. Come on, that's what are.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
We talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So yeah, I want to talking to no nut, no
no idea.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Okay, so no nut.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
November is trending since it's November first, and I guess
the N and N challenge.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But it's not weird nut because that's it's just thorph First.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Of all, I'm not the only person that has a
varico ceo in their left testicley common or something.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I don't three times, three times, I never said that.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Recently, hear about another nut problem that.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
He had my penis and the doctor said, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Another doctor? That's what I was eleven or twelve years old.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
There was a doctor.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'll never forget.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
The guy put his glasses on it went what the fuck?
And my dad went excuse me, and the guy went,
I got to get somebody.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Else to see this story. Did he do anything? He
just told me to like put like a warm compress
on it. And eventually, so he's telling.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Like a twelve year old boy to put a warm
compress on his penis. Yeah, that's gonna that's gonna take
a turn.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
But anyway, I'm not gonna turlef with the compress.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You know, yeah, but it feels good.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I bet if you're a warm compress feels good anywhere
in your body. Well, anyway, you guys, NNN is trending.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
No, No November.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
And an N challenge. No, that's seen. That's a different thing.
That is a completely different thing. The NNN challenge. I
guess it first came about uh in twenty eleven, but
they said it really started getting traction in twenty seventeen. Now,
not everybody does it like a lot of the other
(05:45):
monthly challenges, but they say it's actually good for your health.
And they say this has been proved by year, proven
by years and years of people doing this, going all
the way back to tantric sex. Emily, you may ask
your mom and her husband about this.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm not sure if they they're.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Different. Is long sessions, is weird positions? Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Theme the artist does tantric sex where they fuck for
like seven it's very much similar to use guys fucking
for like seven hours.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Say you aren't realizing, but you do tantric.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Se Oh my gosh, good for me?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, I mean, you're.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Very progressive yea, not that I really want to, but
you yeah, I'm not aware it's happening, but I guess
i'm participating a right, So that's fine. So anyway, Yeah,
people who do tantric sex have been kind of doing
their own version of the No November forever because I
guess it's part of it, right, as like the build up,
the anticipation, the like making yourself wait a long time.
(06:50):
But according to health experts, they say there are benefits,
and most of these benefits for men have to do
with the increased testosterone that's gonna be running through your body.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I don't jerk off before I go to the gym. Never,
No secks, no jerking before the gym.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
You got it, you can't.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Nobody asks, literally hasn't spoken a word in a couple
of minutes, and then just out of nowhere, oh yeah,
I don't jerk it before.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Because you said the increased testosterone.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I've never heard this about, so how long before the gym.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
The day of the day. If I do jerk it,
it's gonna be post gym.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Mhmm.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Good to know.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Really really well, I'm just saying you got to keep
the testoster. If you've heard of fighters do this. They don't,
not before a fight.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I think a professional boxer is a little bit different
than you working out at the gym.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Not when it's chest day.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
So, according to people who swear that there are health benefits,
but for this, this is what they say will happen.
Muscle growth, increased stamina, thicker.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Hair from not blowing a load.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yes, because you're building testosterone in your body. So they say,
it's almost like you're taking a testosterone pill in a way.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Improves wirm quality, reduce stress, reduce anxiety, improve concentration, increase libido,
and reduction of a rectile dysfunction.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I disagree with the reduced stress because nothing reduces stress
more than.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
None is a nice.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Really, you're all agitated on data day twenty nine. You're
not just zen. You're a little worked up.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You think of these Tibetan monks celibate, like, can you
imagine their load? Like, what's that going to look like?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Christmas Tree? I can't imagine what that was?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Wow, all right, well good luck.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, if you're gonna start it, you gotta started today. Yes,
if you've already is already jerked off today so.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I know
Speaker 5 (09:01):
M hm.
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