November 4, 2024 • 17 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky tells us how her daughter is starting to get in the holiday spirit but she isn't having it
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guys. I had a little bit of a reaction today
when I got to announce my way too early Christmas
party I did. I did receive some messages people concerned
it was extrad me that I might be a little,
a little too crazy about Christmas, which I don't think
is possible. You can't be too crazy about joy and
happiness and the spirit. I would love to share a
(00:24):
toboggan with Michael Buble said that I black out when
I talk about Christmas. Okay, so I don't even remember
saying that. You listen, it's all a direct quote. Listen.
This is Thor's fault if you If you play bo
(00:45):
blay ship happens. Man. I can't control it. I can't
control it. I can't promise anything. Okay, but apparently I'm
not alone in my joy and my love of Christmas.
And Harma has answered the world because it is going
on in Sky's house. We ain't done yet. It's time for.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
The one podcast yet completely uncensored and uncting, filtered except
for that part the the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Now we know Sky is a scrinch, right, She's not
a big fan of Christmas. You're the worst, but apparently
you live with Cindy.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, I'm not drinking.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You see what's happening to a black crazy?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Do you guys remember before look at the color of
the skin is red.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I don't know. We have a long season.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
You're not You're gonna be.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, right before we hit record for the podcast, I
point up.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
To the TV, which is my mistake.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
TV on Jenna on Hoda. I see that the big news, right?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Is that why they were showing the weird creepy claiming
they're not weird?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
It's definitely.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
The Rudolph Christmas Spectacular is moving to NBC. Been on
CBS for years, going over to NBC, which is very
exciting for all of us.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
They're just you just watch it at anytime streaming, Yes
you can.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I have it on DVD too.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Will you watch it live with commercial with commercials, even
though I.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Watch it without my kids every year. It's not fucking weird, Okay,
it's not.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Hey, you come after me for watching Bluey. You're watching
creepy clamation ship.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You don't see the difference, pal, I grew up watching
that and I love it. You are so creep and.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Just watch blue I kind of agree with both.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Can't so? Yes, I love Christmas and I love it
something on a weird level. I don't care well everyone.
At least I have not begun playing Christmas music at home,
decorating things like that. Eddie.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I said earlier today that I had a friend, my
wife's friend, who put a Christmas tree, all of them.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
She's playing Christmas music and like posting about it being
Christmas season. And I told Haley, hey, we're not hanging
out Themember.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Hey, November one, November first is the new day.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
The next thing in October air and then July first,
and then May first.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
We're gonna give you Halloween.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
If one of these presidential candidates says that they'll stop this,
I'll vote.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'll do the other way.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I'll vote.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Give shit who it is.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Trump.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You said, you know what officially starts one on November first,
I'm in. You get my vote, Okay, I have to do.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What about the country.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I don't care. Oh, I don't care about any of
that stuff. Yes, Sky's daughter is apparently I don't know
where she got this from. But because it's not your
house A massive Christmas fan.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, like the I was thinking about it this weekend
and I'm like, did I spend too much time with
Eddie when I was pregnant? Like did we sit too
close in the studio? Because I don't know where this
came from, Like honestly.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Actually.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It could be like if she wasn't a carbon copy
of looking like my husband I spread God.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah, Like, and we didn't have sex DNA.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
That I remember.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well, I don't think she ever remembers having sex.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That that's a good point.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
So yeah, so this weekend went to another level that
I was not prepared for. So my daughter has always
been the Christmas spirit leader in our house.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
The house that appreciates joy, that kind of celebrates anything.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Okay, we have joy just for different things. And so yes,
she's always been about it. You know, most kids, clearly,
uh we love you know, Christmas, we love presents, we
love Sanna.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Right most people, yes, but.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Like especially when you're a kid, you know, I feel
like it's just in the DNA, you know, like presence, Yay,
we're exciting.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Presence.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay, yeah, right, Edi, You're not a kid. No, I'm
not talking about you. You're an adult.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
And so my daughter has always loved it. I struggled
a lot with Elf on the shelf. We remember that
one year.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You don't struggle with things. You just don't give a
ship and you're lazy. Oh right right, I mean I
think that's fair. You just don't want to do it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You're like, I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Feel like doing it. Your Oh I forgot this year.
You don't want to do it. It's okay to say that,
thank you. Emily doesn't give a ship.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
So there was a year that a couple of days
into Elf on the shelf, I kind of got over it,
like Thor said, and un I was just going to say,
it's not nice to say out loud. It's accurate, but
we just don't have to say it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Out loud for a long time.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, Well, there was a lot of forgetting. But then
there was one year where I just was like, I'm
over it, and I found this American girl doll wheelchair
and this.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Was actually pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
And I wrapped some paper towel around ELF on a
shelf's leg and put it in the wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
For the rest. It was just a traumatic year.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Went a little Nancy.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That's really.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Okay, mister Jingles.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
So that's where I live. When it comes to the holidays,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Your wife doesn't do elf on the shelf anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
My wife like for the kids, my wife she still you.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Mean the elf doesn't show up.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
First of all, I thought today say something.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
First of all, nobody does elf on the shelf. Our
elves appear.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Wow, how magical, Eddy.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And then they move around magically, still doing it still
now when they know there's I hope to God's sake
that our elves always show up December fro oh wow.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
So I pray Jack turns thirty.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Does he live there? I hope not.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I know the elves.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
When your kids were younger and the elves appeared, there
would be big productions like, oh the elf got into
the flower.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh the elf is like.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
No, no, no, we never did any of that. There
was there's always a letter that arrived with the elves
that kind of laid out the ground rules of what's
going on, what to expect next month. And then they
would come with usually like a gift or some sort.
And then they always leave with big production as well,
like they get you know, they have alf in the shelf,
(08:10):
candy bars and cereal now and all that. Suff they
always leave a little time.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Okay, So now that your kids are older, will the
elves still do that for them?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Well, I'm just wondering if.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
They are doing your daughter, Yes, a little bit.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Roller im, are you out of your mind? It's beautiful,
It's beautiful. Okay, so a little We love.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Him, and don't you you do have the dogs, don't
you can't wait to see him?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah? His name is Jingles. Fuck.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I don't think the elves will appreciate you cussing them.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
First, I can do whatever I want.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's when they start keeping score.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Have free rate until then. Then they show up and
then they report back to Santa. So do you not
know how this fucking worse?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Clearly we don't. Clearly we don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You were terrible at it.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, so I've always been terrible, but I've you know,
kind of put in a half ass effort shut up
to you know my daughter? Okay, we do like the
one strand of white lives on the outside.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
We're not colored bolts. We're not inflatable people.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
But so this weekend I took down our Halloween stuff,
which again isn't the most impressive.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Did you have like shitty little tombstone like the.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Dollar ones that's exactly where I go, I am not,
and I choose where I want to splurge, and decorations
for the holidays is not where I want to splurge,
thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Aquariums, Yes, aquariums vacations and investments.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Vacation aquariums by a cool like animated thing for like
one hundred and twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I don't want that. No, I don't want it.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Where am I going to put it that?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I don't need any of that.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
But so I'm packing away the Halloween stuff and that's
when you know, we're going to put the bins away
where all the holiday bins are. And that's when my
daughter's like, can we take the Christmas stuff out? And
I said no, no, we can.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
He told her. No.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I said, now, I.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Said, I heard that stunning.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I said, we haven't even had Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Understand what that meant.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
She didn't have to look it up. She didn't, No,
I said, I said, no. I said, we're not decorating
for Christmas. We're not hitting a tree, we are not
doing anything.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You're drawn the line.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yes, yes, yes, But even with that said, it would
not stop her.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You said no, you're the parent.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
No, I mean from being Christmasy in other ways. So
first of us, she said something fucking crazy that I've
ever heard of kids say before, because her birthday is
coming up in a couple of weeks, and she's putting
together her birthday list, and she's mad that her birthday
is so close to Christmas, because she says her birthday
list ruins her Christmas list, and all she wants to
(11:14):
do right now is start making her Christmas list.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
We'll get ready, love, because in a few years they're
going to give you a one present for both.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
No, she's far enough apart you.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, right there, you.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Get shitty Tommy DeVito shirts.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Three weeks after that was trying to be And then
I returned it and gave you a gift card.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
You dig this time too far?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
You are really honestly, I bought I bought Emily's gift yesterday.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Birthday birthday gift.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh okay, why are your face so red?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I give you a gift?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I can't believe God, this turn on me? You said it.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Eddi's instigating.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh he's doing I'm just sitting here.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I wonder if the elves will be okay with you instigating.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
They wouldn't give it. They would give it's.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Gonna keep going on this, so uh, I said no
to the decorations, but then she she won't let the
Christmas thing die.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
She's all about it.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
So she went and like in our living room, we
always keep on like YouTube low fi stuff, so it's like, yeah,
pretty much, unless we're literally watching TV, there's gonna be
a YouTube low five video on. It's normally gonna be
like a house on the ocean and there's some like
light jazz. I don't really know. I think it's just
a not animated video. It's like literally you're watching the
(12:50):
inside of a house with like a fireplace. Yes, yes,
basically it's a screensaver with minimal motion in it, like
a fire will go and there'll be a dog on
the ouch that occasionally lifts his head and puts his
head back down.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
That's all. Now we have on in our house, like
twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Well not just have a blank TV, because.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
We used to have music on twenty four to seven.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
But they cannot sile when you were asleep.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Not when we were sleep, but basically anytime we were
awake and not watching TV.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Psychology in that, like, why can't they just have silence.
Why is there always had to be something?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I gotta find out, I gotta talk.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I want to turn it up. If I lived with
Sky so I wouldn't have to hear her. So then yeah,
maybe he you know.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Has a but like constant, you know, so we like music.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
But also on top of that, we want to kind
of mask any outdoor noise from the dogs, like the
mailman coming with the mail or somebody walking by, because
we don't want the barking to start, you know how.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Those barks are crazy. So anyway, so she takes.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
They live right on the freeway.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, she takes the remote and puts on a low
fi Christmas So it's now we're watching a house that
has a Christmas tree in it. So basically she's brought
Chris missed decorations, she sent Christmas decorations in And then
I and then I realized this isn't our soft jazz.
(14:08):
These are Christmas songs that are playing like instrumental Christmas
in this house with a fireplace and presents at stockings
and a tree.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
And the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
And when was this this Saturday or something this weekend?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yes, just this weekend already and then you guys know,
we make our our breakfast together level and I make
a weekend breakfast. It's our thing because she gives me
a lot of guilt. How I'm not there every morning
for her like other mothers are in other households.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
But mother is there every morning for your kids.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Moms that take their kids to school.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
You know what I mean every morning though, Like well
at one point break yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Know what she means.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
So she really cherishes and us making breakfast is like
her favorite thing, she always tells me. And she's in
charge of pancakes, so she's making her pancakes, and all
of a sudden I look over. She is making all
Christmas shapes. We have a tree, we have a present, okay,
have a stalking and then.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
My husband, Hey, non regular pancakes. Just give me this.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
It all tastes, it looks weird.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
It makes me not want to eat. What do you
mean that makes this like when they even do like
the face thing, and it.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Was it's crazy. You're on the spectrum.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
You're you're just giving a pancakes. I don't like any
other pancakes.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Pancake was talking about that. You have massive problem. Will
tastes exactly.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Making pancakes, cut them up a fucking syrup.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And butter pancakes. Come on, yeah, yeah, I'm not doing this.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
So my husband, who sometimes doesn't think before he speaks,
especially to my daughter, you know, and she is a
very sensitive soul, and he comes up and uh sees
the shapes of pancakes on the griddle, and he goes.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh, who's the j for. It's not a asshole, it's
a stock.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
He's an assholes, no matter, he's what he's dealing with.
You don't see the Christmas tree and the present. You
can't figure out what that jay looking thing is. It's
a stalking.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Okay, could have been a candy cane.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Someone isn't good at making pancakes.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Hold on a minute, So did he eat it? Or
is he so thrown off circle?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I don't know how he was to get it.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I would if that was my he make pancakes.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Kids, Well, listen, I appreciate this your soul sister. Listen,
she gets it. She's in the spirit. Now, when do
we get a tree tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I said, no decorations till after thinks.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You know, that's not gonna last. It's not gonna last.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
We're not doing it.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
She's doing what she wants to do anyway, Well, then
who cares.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
She just comes home with a tree one day.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Hey, you may walk in the Santas. There
Guys. I had a little bit of a reaction today
when I got to announce my way too early Christmas
party I did. I did receive some messages people concerned
it was extrad me that I might be a little,
a little too crazy about Christmas, which I don't think
is possible. You can't be too crazy about joy and
happiness and the spirit. I would love to share a
(00:24):
toboggan with Michael Buble said that I black out when
I talk about Christmas. Okay, so I don't even remember
saying that. You listen, it's all a direct quote. Listen.
This is Thor's fault if you If you play bo
(00:45):
blay ship happens. Man. I can't control it. I can't
control it. I can't promise anything. Okay, but apparently I'm
not alone in my joy and my love of Christmas.
And Harma has answered the world because it is going
on in Sky's house. We ain't done yet. It's time for.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
The one podcast yet completely uncensored and uncting, filtered except
for that part the the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Now we know Sky is a scrinch, right, She's not
a big fan of Christmas. You're the worst, but apparently
you live with Cindy.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, I'm not drinking.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You see what's happening to a black crazy?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Do you guys remember before look at the color of
the skin is red.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I don't know. We have a long season.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
You're not You're gonna be.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, right before we hit record for the podcast, I
point up.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
To the TV, which is my mistake.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
TV on Jenna on Hoda. I see that the big news, right?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Is that why they were showing the weird creepy claiming
they're not weird?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
It's definitely.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
The Rudolph Christmas Spectacular is moving to NBC. Been on
CBS for years, going over to NBC, which is very
exciting for all of us.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
They're just you just watch it at anytime streaming, Yes
you can.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I have it on DVD too.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Will you watch it live with commercial with commercials, even
though I.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Watch it without my kids every year. It's not fucking weird, Okay,
it's not.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Hey, you come after me for watching Bluey. You're watching
creepy clamation ship.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You don't see the difference, pal, I grew up watching
that and I love it. You are so creep and.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Just watch blue I kind of agree with both.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Can't so? Yes, I love Christmas and I love it
something on a weird level. I don't care well everyone.
At least I have not begun playing Christmas music at home,
decorating things like that. Eddie.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I said earlier today that I had a friend, my
wife's friend, who put a Christmas tree, all of them.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
She's playing Christmas music and like posting about it being
Christmas season. And I told Haley, hey, we're not hanging
out Themember.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Hey, November one, November first is the new day.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
The next thing in October air and then July first,
and then May first.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
We're gonna give you Halloween.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
If one of these presidential candidates says that they'll stop this,
I'll vote.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'll do the other way.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I'll vote.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Give shit who it is.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Trump.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You said, you know what officially starts one on November first,
I'm in. You get my vote, Okay, I have to do.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What about the country.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I don't care. Oh, I don't care about any of
that stuff. Yes, Sky's daughter is apparently I don't know
where she got this from. But because it's not your
house A massive Christmas fan.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, like the I was thinking about it this weekend
and I'm like, did I spend too much time with
Eddie when I was pregnant? Like did we sit too
close in the studio? Because I don't know where this
came from, Like honestly.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Actually.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It could be like if she wasn't a carbon copy
of looking like my husband I spread God.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah, Like, and we didn't have sex DNA.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
That I remember.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well, I don't think she ever remembers having sex.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That that's a good point.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
So yeah, so this weekend went to another level that
I was not prepared for. So my daughter has always
been the Christmas spirit leader in our house.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
The house that appreciates joy, that kind of celebrates anything.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Okay, we have joy just for different things. And so yes,
she's always been about it. You know, most kids, clearly,
uh we love you know, Christmas, we love presents, we
love Sanna.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Right most people, yes, but.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Like especially when you're a kid, you know, I feel
like it's just in the DNA, you know, like presence, Yay,
we're exciting.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Presence.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay, yeah, right, Edi, You're not a kid. No, I'm
not talking about you. You're an adult.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
And so my daughter has always loved it. I struggled
a lot with Elf on the shelf. We remember that
one year.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You don't struggle with things. You just don't give a
ship and you're lazy. Oh right right, I mean I
think that's fair. You just don't want to do it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You're like, I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Feel like doing it. Your Oh I forgot this year.
You don't want to do it. It's okay to say that,
thank you. Emily doesn't give a ship.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
So there was a year that a couple of days
into Elf on the shelf, I kind of got over it,
like Thor said, and un I was just going to say,
it's not nice to say out loud. It's accurate, but
we just don't have to say it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Out loud for a long time.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, Well, there was a lot of forgetting. But then
there was one year where I just was like, I'm
over it, and I found this American girl doll wheelchair
and this.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Was actually pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
And I wrapped some paper towel around ELF on a
shelf's leg and put it in the wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
For the rest. It was just a traumatic year.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Went a little Nancy.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That's really.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Okay, mister Jingles.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
So that's where I live. When it comes to the holidays,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Your wife doesn't do elf on the shelf anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
My wife like for the kids, my wife she still you.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Mean the elf doesn't show up.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
First of all, I thought today say something.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
First of all, nobody does elf on the shelf. Our
elves appear.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Wow, how magical, Eddy.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And then they move around magically, still doing it still
now when they know there's I hope to God's sake
that our elves always show up December fro oh wow.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
So I pray Jack turns thirty.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Does he live there? I hope not.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I know the elves.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
When your kids were younger and the elves appeared, there
would be big productions like, oh the elf got into
the flower.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh the elf is like.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
No, no, no, we never did any of that. There
was there's always a letter that arrived with the elves
that kind of laid out the ground rules of what's
going on, what to expect next month. And then they
would come with usually like a gift or some sort.
And then they always leave with big production as well,
like they get you know, they have alf in the shelf,
(08:10):
candy bars and cereal now and all that. Suff they
always leave a little time.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Okay, So now that your kids are older, will the
elves still do that for them?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Well, I'm just wondering if.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
They are doing your daughter, Yes, a little bit.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Roller im, are you out of your mind? It's beautiful,
It's beautiful. Okay, so a little We love.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Him, and don't you you do have the dogs, don't
you can't wait to see him?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah? His name is Jingles. Fuck.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I don't think the elves will appreciate you cussing them.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
First, I can do whatever I want.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's when they start keeping score.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Have free rate until then. Then they show up and
then they report back to Santa. So do you not
know how this fucking worse?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Clearly we don't. Clearly we don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You were terrible at it.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, so I've always been terrible, but I've you know,
kind of put in a half ass effort shut up
to you know my daughter? Okay, we do like the
one strand of white lives on the outside.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
We're not colored bolts. We're not inflatable people.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
But so this weekend I took down our Halloween stuff,
which again isn't the most impressive.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Did you have like shitty little tombstone like the.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Dollar ones that's exactly where I go, I am not,
and I choose where I want to splurge, and decorations
for the holidays is not where I want to splurge,
thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Aquariums, Yes, aquariums vacations and investments.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Vacation aquariums by a cool like animated thing for like
one hundred and twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I don't want that. No, I don't want it.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Where am I going to put it that?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I don't need any of that.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
But so I'm packing away the Halloween stuff and that's
when you know, we're going to put the bins away
where all the holiday bins are. And that's when my
daughter's like, can we take the Christmas stuff out? And
I said no, no, we can.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
He told her. No.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I said, now, I.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Said, I heard that stunning.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I said, we haven't even had Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Understand what that meant.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
She didn't have to look it up. She didn't, No,
I said, I said, no. I said, we're not decorating
for Christmas. We're not hitting a tree, we are not
doing anything.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You're drawn the line.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yes, yes, yes, But even with that said, it would
not stop her.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You said no, you're the parent.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
No, I mean from being Christmasy in other ways. So
first of us, she said something fucking crazy that I've
ever heard of kids say before, because her birthday is
coming up in a couple of weeks, and she's putting
together her birthday list, and she's mad that her birthday
is so close to Christmas, because she says her birthday
list ruins her Christmas list, and all she wants to
(11:14):
do right now is start making her Christmas list.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
We'll get ready, love, because in a few years they're
going to give you a one present for both.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
No, she's far enough apart you.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, right there, you.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Get shitty Tommy DeVito shirts.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Three weeks after that was trying to be And then
I returned it and gave you a gift card.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
You dig this time too far?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
You are really honestly, I bought I bought Emily's gift yesterday.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Birthday birthday gift.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh okay, why are your face so red?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I give you a gift?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I can't believe God, this turn on me? You said it.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Eddi's instigating.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh he's doing I'm just sitting here.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I wonder if the elves will be okay with you instigating.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
They wouldn't give it. They would give it's.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Gonna keep going on this, so uh, I said no
to the decorations, but then she she won't let the
Christmas thing die.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
She's all about it.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
So she went and like in our living room, we
always keep on like YouTube low fi stuff, so it's like, yeah,
pretty much, unless we're literally watching TV, there's gonna be
a YouTube low five video on. It's normally gonna be
like a house on the ocean and there's some like
light jazz. I don't really know. I think it's just
a not animated video. It's like literally you're watching the
(12:50):
inside of a house with like a fireplace. Yes, yes,
basically it's a screensaver with minimal motion in it, like
a fire will go and there'll be a dog on
the ouch that occasionally lifts his head and puts his
head back down.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
That's all. Now we have on in our house, like
twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Well not just have a blank TV, because.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
We used to have music on twenty four to seven.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
But they cannot sile when you were asleep.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Not when we were sleep, but basically anytime we were
awake and not watching TV.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Psychology in that, like, why can't they just have silence.
Why is there always had to be something?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I gotta find out, I gotta talk.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I want to turn it up. If I lived with
Sky so I wouldn't have to hear her. So then yeah,
maybe he you know.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Has a but like constant, you know, so we like music.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
But also on top of that, we want to kind
of mask any outdoor noise from the dogs, like the
mailman coming with the mail or somebody walking by, because
we don't want the barking to start, you know how.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Those barks are crazy. So anyway, so she takes.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
They live right on the freeway.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, she takes the remote and puts on a low
fi Christmas So it's now we're watching a house that
has a Christmas tree in it. So basically she's brought
Chris missed decorations, she sent Christmas decorations in And then
I and then I realized this isn't our soft jazz.
(14:08):
These are Christmas songs that are playing like instrumental Christmas
in this house with a fireplace and presents at stockings
and a tree.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
And the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
And when was this this Saturday or something this weekend?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yes, just this weekend already and then you guys know,
we make our our breakfast together level and I make
a weekend breakfast. It's our thing because she gives me
a lot of guilt. How I'm not there every morning
for her like other mothers are in other households.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
But mother is there every morning for your kids.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Moms that take their kids to school.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
You know what I mean every morning though, Like well
at one point break yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Know what she means.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
So she really cherishes and us making breakfast is like
her favorite thing, she always tells me. And she's in
charge of pancakes, so she's making her pancakes, and all
of a sudden I look over. She is making all
Christmas shapes. We have a tree, we have a present, okay,
have a stalking and then.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
My husband, Hey, non regular pancakes. Just give me this.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
It all tastes, it looks weird.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
It makes me not want to eat. What do you
mean that makes this like when they even do like
the face thing, and it.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Was it's crazy. You're on the spectrum.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
You're you're just giving a pancakes. I don't like any
other pancakes.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Pancake was talking about that. You have massive problem. Will
tastes exactly.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Making pancakes, cut them up a fucking syrup.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And butter pancakes. Come on, yeah, yeah, I'm not doing this.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
So my husband, who sometimes doesn't think before he speaks,
especially to my daughter, you know, and she is a
very sensitive soul, and he comes up and uh sees
the shapes of pancakes on the griddle, and he goes.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh, who's the j for. It's not a asshole, it's
a stock.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
He's an assholes, no matter, he's what he's dealing with.
You don't see the Christmas tree and the present. You
can't figure out what that jay looking thing is. It's
a stalking.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Okay, could have been a candy cane.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Someone isn't good at making pancakes.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Hold on a minute, So did he eat it? Or
is he so thrown off circle?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I don't know how he was to get it.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I would if that was my he make pancakes.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Kids, Well, listen, I appreciate this your soul sister. Listen,
she gets it. She's in the spirit. Now, when do
we get a tree tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I said, no decorations till after thinks.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You know, that's not gonna last. It's not gonna last.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
We're not doing it.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
She's doing what she wants to do anyway, Well, then
who cares.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
She just comes home with a tree one day.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Hey, you may walk in the Santas. There
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