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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Big day today. I actually thought he was going to
be in a better mood today, but I don't know
it was. It was a wave of emotions today, up
and down, and it was crazy, the midweek meltdown.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I was off the rails.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I've had a headache for the last hour and a half.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I asked a guy for I prof in a little while,
like a couple of days ago, and I feel bad
asking again, so I haven't asked.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
What did she get Jerne for the last time? You
have a You have a damn backpack.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I don't have any omni.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You have a backpack.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
We used to have some in the building and for
some reason that stopped.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Because probably taken it night.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We might want to talk to somebody. But anyway, Yes,
Thor has been up and down all day today. But
today is his wedding anniversary. We got seven years eight
o three.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You guys were all there.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh yeah, I remember that three year wedding anniversary. But
I don't know if they're going to make it to
four after what Thor did.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We ain't done yet. It's time one podcast and.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
A completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Now, look at that disgusting you're disgusting.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Gallon bag?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
You one or to you know, daddy wants to excuse me?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Sorry, when you're referring to drugs, I don't think you
should say daddy wants to. I mean, it's I mean,
but it's your situation, and I don't think you should say.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Now, do you have something for your tummy? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:37):
Usually it comes from walking into my studio five thirty.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You need something to Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Can we look at this?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Why do you have so many tissues?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Look at all that crap?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
This is uh, you know, my medical bag.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
And you carry that in a purse every day.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I'm like doctor Quinn, medicine woman.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You know that was a.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That works if you must.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
If you use these bags, you can't change them out.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Why do you have two different bags in one bag?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
By the way, you just took expired, no question about it.
That was no question about it.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
That was recently reloaded.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, okay, reloaded bags, not reloaded. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Good forever. So baby ass rim for your stroke.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yellow.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
We got some pepto tablets, some suita fed.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
A little bow nine. If you get emotion it's like
drama you already have. Yeah, so my husband b nine
and well the daughter likes drama, mean, she.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Likes She's got a case.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Well motion sickness. We're not full pass yet. We got
a lot of tissues.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Why is that in that bag?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Cocainees like blow, We got mass I mean.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Still more tissues, cough drops, and then we got some
purel hand sand enticing wipes.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
So I'm good, guys.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, you really are. Yeah, I mean you're prepared for anything.
It looks like but ridiculous. In all honesty, I appreciate.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I got this bad headache. Yeah that.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I want your anniversary to be good.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I don't what a magical evening that was three years ago.
Emily doing the Angry running Man all my long, dancing.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Dancing all like I said earlier this morning, when I
was watching the two days ago, I was watching the
video randomly, and it's so funny.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
There's a couple of things that are really funny.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
About it, and and Emily randomly, like the camera's like
zooming around and you and Eddie and his wife was
talking and Emily is standing next to Eddie just doing
the running Man, not going anywhere, and Eddie is like
not even realizing he's just talking.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I realized it. I just was ignoring it because it
went on all night long.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
And then there's another video of YouTube.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
The camera is pointed out you too with your back's turn,
and then both of you jump and do the double
guns of the camera feeling it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We had a good time.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Did you ever see the Boo anywhere? Because I don't
think he was at the party.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
There's like a quick shot of him at the dessert table. Yeah,
because the Sky was out there dancing.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, I was dancing with Sky. We had a good time.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Yeah, But the Boo and Zeth they took up a
corner right next to the dessert table, which was also
near the bar for Zeth and they likes unsociable human beings.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
They stuck togethereth we had, you know, it was people
gave us either a wedding fund, honeymoon fund, or they
gave us like cards with checks, which I appreciate.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Is that just gave me a twenty.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You know what you've given out checks for birthdays.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I didn't hate it, Yeah, I just thought it was funny.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Like me and Haley had just finished our first dance
and everything, and then Zeth walks up and goes congratulations
and does like the check into the hand.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Mafia and I, I just put it in my pocket.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's actually legit a smooth move. So, yes, it was
a wonderful evening three years ago. So anniversary on a
Wednesday is a little tricky.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Better than a sun so better than a Sunday because
we got married on a Saturday, so the following day
was a Sunday. That the following year. Sorry, and what
a nightmare that was. I mean, why is that a football?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
My wife thought? I love football more than you do?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You do.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I don't love football more than.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yes, you do. You love everything more, football more than anything.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
So the plans today are we're keeping it simple. So
we agreed no gifts on anniversaries. From here on out,
We're not doing gifts. It was any idea because I
was really stressing about it, and I'm just like Christmas
is right around the corner, and then my birth, Like,
what we don't need to do?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You celebrate your love, you don't need to give me
a gift. I agree with that, So let's go do
something together, just the twoth guy or you don't include
no you don't include.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Share and they're practically you.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, you just bring them along, nice to spend time.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Okay, table for three.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
So we wanted to fly somewhere, but because of the
Santa Ana wins, we so on pilot. She's a pilot,
so we wanted to fly somewhere, but the.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Santa Ana wins.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
What's going on with Catalina?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
We were thinking about it, but.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Just go off to Paris.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah, I mean it's a twenty five minutes whatever. So
we were going to do that, but you know, the
winds are fucking gnarly right now, Thanks God.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So hold on. You can rant about a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I can't get. I can't get after God, I can't.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I can't cut that off right there. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
So thanks Mother Nature. Is that better? Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
So so we know no of that today. So then
I was like, let's do a fancy dinner and I
gave her a couple of options, but she said she
didn't want to do anything super fancy.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
So I said, okay, getting out of that, right.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
So there's a restaurant she said she.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Did, and I'm sure there was like arguing, no, no, no,
I really want to take you out.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Some really nice money snow objects.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
As soon as you know, nothing fancy, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Again Okay, So I said, okay, what about There's this
Tian restaurant down the street that we went to months
ago and it was really good. But I had an
hoarly anxiety attack for some reason at this restaurant.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I haven't had one of these.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
No chicken parm, no chicken palm. No.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
It wasn't because of no chicken parm.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I don't know what happened, but I was like sweating,
My heart was pounding. I thought I was going to
pass that bill before we even got the appetizer. So
I had to get up and leave the restaurant and
stand by the car. I was so embarrassed. God, and
I've never had that happen to me ever, Thank you.
And my wife was there, and the waiter and like
the manager or where was there, Like the host came
(08:04):
over to her concerned that we got in like a
big fight or something, or I didn't like the food,
and she was like, no, no, that didn't happen. So
I was like them, So we both want to go
back because I've heard it's really good and the ambiance
was good. We liked it, and it's close to the
house of yea, I would say, so we're going to
(08:25):
go back today six fifteen, but I downs.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I appreciate that it's early.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Before seven before and it's a Wednesday, so it's close
to homes. It won't be there too long.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Okay, close disguise.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I'm very nervous.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Us nobody's going to You're not that important. Nobody knows you.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
There's the freak show with the nose.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Like you tell maybe right, or.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Like you tell me before when I'm worried about other people.
You're not that important. Nobody cares. You're right.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You're right, I mean not at all.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
You're guys are right.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
So then I said, so Haley said to me, she
brought it up. She goes, because she's off work today,
she goes, do you want to have sex husband and wifetime?
A Sky would say before after dinner personal great question
because sometimes if it's.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Outploaded.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
That being said, though, when mama's had a couple of cocktails, A.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Good point here where it goes.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
So I'm gonna eat a little bit lighter so Mama
could have a couple of cocktails.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Okay, I don't know what he's doing right now.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
So then so then you know so that I she
has these high boots that over the knee boots.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
That By the way, did you see thor ran a
little charity event over the weekend. Did you see what
his wife wore.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
He made her war high boots to a charity event.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah, her and her teas really pushed out.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I want to I didn't look at that.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I told I don't have a picture.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Damn, we don't need to say.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
But I said, I wanted.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
She goes, I don't want to look slutty, and I
go why not?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Thorn keeps acting like like they're very in style. A
lot of women are wearing these.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
He's acting like they're like the black pat leather like
thigh high stilettos.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
They're sexy.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Well, Hayley's got really nice legs, and she she's worn
she feet, she walked out, not feet, she walked really
sexy in heels and she walks.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
That's kind of hard to believe because you always tell
us how she can be clumsy and follow she was
her in heels.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
It's like a baby deer.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Here's why it's not.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
She was at Jehovah's witness for a really long time,
so she always had to wear heels when she went
to church.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
You had the just very formal. So she so she's
been walking in heels since she was like a kid.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Like high boots, like high boots.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
But and also Haley, for as clumsy as she could be,
she knows, like you've been with girls who don't know
how to.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Be sexy, they just don't and it just doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
That was weird.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
But I mean the immediately just darkness.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You know, girls like that, right, Yeah, but then there's
some women.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
But then the thing about Haley is she knows how
to be sexy and it's it's hot and I've never
really been with a girl like that, so it's awesome.
So she got the high boots. Maybe some some lingerie
going on to we've graduated though from we've graduated from
outfits like like like role playing stuff to.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Just sexy lingerie, and I like it.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
That would you call that a graduation?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
A graduation?
Speaker 6 (11:43):
See, we went the opposite way lingerie, and then we
graduated to.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Extreme. We've got lingerie is kind of basic.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
I mean the well we've graduated from from outfits to
lingerie to completely different personalities.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh, Wow, so what we do like we do the
role playing?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Okay, your your her alter ego page.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah, and I'm that is extreme.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's the tops of the tops.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
That's your master's degree.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah, so thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
So I may have suggested it's your anniversary night.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
You got the boots, you got the wig. Wait, what
do you think about maybe paid showing up? If she?
I think? I said, you know, does uh that girl
your friends with have a client tonight?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
He said.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
No, he doesn't.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
He gets confused, she's talking on your anniversary.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I don't see what the big deal is you.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You suggested Hayley become her escort alter ego Page.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Which is also her middle name, for your anniversary.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
How'd that go over?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
She was a little annoying. I mean, kind you.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Don't understand how that doesn't make in Haley's day.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
But think about this around this, We're at dinner, Haley
goes to the bathroom. I get a text from Page
that she happens to be in South Park.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I mean, you're going at the restaurant.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
And then Haley comes back from the bathroom and I go, oh,
so you And then all of a sudden, she pretends
to yawn and says she's going to go to bed
early tonight and I'm on her anniversary and we get
into a fight and PA and then page and then
Page shows up.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I mean only then there with this is this is
so stupid.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Well then I suggest if you don't want to be paid,
what about just the wig.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
To be your wife on your anniversary, but do the
one day of the year you can't do.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Agree like, she's still my wife, I know.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
But you you want her to look different, not like her,
that's what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Actually, no, I just want she's gonna die her hair
red eventually.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I told you guys right again, but she doesn't right now. Okay,
now this.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Is I don't think this is that big of a deal.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
She's mad at me now and says we'll see if
we do as guy would say married people time.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
You might even get you got cut up completely.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I mean, well that's fucking dude.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
If you funk this up, you are complete well pain tonight, Well,
what is that the client or dinner