November 13, 2024 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky tells us about her trip to the doctor and the embarrassing things that happened
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I guess Sky had a little bit of an incident
at the doctor's office yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now this is not good. Sky was humiliated over poop.
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting, filtered except for that part
the party. The show's after show starts. Now, I didn't
that before that, That wasn't wasn't a po of pants. No,
(00:39):
I did not. Oh god, I didn't do any of that.
I don't have poopy problems. I don't have poopy problem. Sure,
what I have is age problems because no, no, we're
not there yet.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But you're gonna have nobody to take care of you.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I mean, why are we these things?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Because your husband's not gonna get in there and help you.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
No, he's gonna he's gonna run off with some young chick.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
She'll probably be the nurse right that he hires to
and then you'll be.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
You'll be in the a d you only able to
move your eyes, staring at the wall.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well, staring at them having sex because they think I
can't comprehend what's going on, But they don't realize I'm
just locked inside my fucking body and you can see everything.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
And your daughter is just gonna be on your iPad
like I.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Guess that's my new mom.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Now, Well, going to the aquarium with Clarice.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Okay, Clarice out of why are you so bad at me?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Going to the going to the going to the lambs. Yeah,
I don't know, I said that. Going to the clarium
with Natasha, that's just random. You don't think the Boo
would do a mail order bride.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Come on, do you think when Sky wets yourself the
Boo will come up with just the air blower and
just you know, like blow her off off.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Imagine her face. He just comes. He does love that blower.
He does use it all the time. Know you, guys,
I am not pooping myself. I'm not dying. I don't
need to care to take her Okay, I think at
some point we probably all will, so we don't need to,
you know, do that right now?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
She said around Who the fuck is going to make
them breakfast on Saturday?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I just thought about this, Well, what does half of it?
So breakfast?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I will have to in the other house.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Who's a better cook? You were, lovely?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, she's the pancake master in the house, so of
course I overly compliment her pancake shapes and tell her
she should be a professional pancake maker.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You know, you just gotta okay.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Do you want a pancake that
looks like a cat, because she'll make it. One's whiskers
and all, dude, she does layers. Way, you gotta the
whiskers first. I want to face it. Okay, you're not
gonna come.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They stopped.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
All right, all right, right, all right, back to poop.
So turns out, fun fact, I think it's forty five.
I am now forty seven. Uh when they recommend you
start getting regular colonies?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh yeah, it did change. It was that fifty and
then they forty five or something, didn't.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Somebody just get diagnosed with colon cancer like a celebrity.
Oh somebody, and they were like, I'm glad I went
and got my colon checked.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Man, somebody.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
It was like a football player or something. But anyway,
I started thinking about that yesterday.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Man, I'm going to need a cook pretty soon.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, forty five.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
You started thinking about that because why wait, you know
like you're looking forward to it, No.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
For fun, because it's chondriac. Yeah, have you ever had
a colonoscopy.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Uh yes, unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, yeah, that's once you do that prep, you're like never,
never again.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I've done it one time. But uh but uh yeah,
I don't want to do it. I don't want to
have that or my prostate check. But better safe. Sorry,
that's what I always say.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So you just do it to yourself all the time.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I don't check one prostate. They really got good in there.
I don't even know where i'd put my finger. I
wouldn't know where.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
So last year at my physical I got a big
talking to about getting a colonoscopy and how you can
do those like poop in a box and send.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Them in test color guards.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
No not color card, cold coal card. Yeah yeah, color
the color guards flags.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Flag up there.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
That's not how that works.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm pretty sure it is.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You're putting two different things together.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I've seen the commercial.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Okay, is that as accurate as well?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
According to well, you may not have to have a colonoscopy,
so you can have a colonosopy obviously, but they will
check to see your business with those shipping in the
box color guards.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
The colors, the color guard will come check your ship.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You don't have to go full blown.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
So according to my doctor Thor, the color guard is
better than nothing, but it is nowhere near a colon
that's what she says. She says, the colonoscopy is the
gold standard. She gave me this jelry about somebody with
the polyp and the tip of it was cancerous and
if she would have just pooped in a box, she
(05:19):
wouldn't have caught it. But I'd rather just poke my
boob and not get a mammogran.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Why risk it? I don't never get that.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well because I've had a colonoscopy before, and I uh
uh you remember Eddie, when I just started rapidly losing
weight and couldn't figure out why they made me do
a colonoscopy and an endoscopy.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Not that terrible. Yeah, they make you check. They checked
it for an ulcer.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh, going down your tummy through your throat. Yeah, so
so yeah, the.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Remember. Yeah, I'm sorry that I have met Emily.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh my what alcohol? What a piece of ship?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Wow? Wow, no appendix, no canoles? What a fucking loser?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
What do you got left?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Oh? My god? I know you can at least do
two push ups.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
That is true earlier today and when.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
We do that wishes.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
You don't need to bring that up, that kind of
word that you.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Maybe you might need to go into her vesical after
what I said.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I actually had one earlier this year and I'm looking great. Okay,
firing on all cylinders, great cylinders.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'm sure that's accurate.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
They're they're firing.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
So over the last twelve months, I did not take
my doctor's advice and get the colon austiny nor nor
pus on the color guard.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
So this is what annoys me about uh women sometimes
is that let me say this, let me say this,
They'll nag you to fucking death going the doctor. Got
the doctor, You need to go into doctor. You have
a lump on your throat, You fucking idiot, go to
the doctor. But then when you need to go to
the doctor for something important like ConA, it doesn't you don't.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Know that you could do? You feel in your asshole
you to the doctor? Crazy? But you know what I'm saying,
what the hell are you doing? Man?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Is a fucking softball sized goiter sticking out of your coat,
and the other is me just pooping.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
But up on your ass and not know any of
us could exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I have zero symptoms. So what if your argument would
make sense? If I had symptoms, then I was ignoring them.
This is a regular test.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
That's actually not that's not true at all.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
People get diagnosed with colon cancer all the time have
no symptoms.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It's comparing nagging someone who's ignoring a symptom to somebody
who's just skipping arount. Right, that's why I won't. So anyway,
back to the story. So physical year two. Doctor looks
at the chart. No colonoscopy results anywhere on there. Yeah,
(08:11):
that's what her face said, You stupid bitch, What are
you doing? That's definitely right, thank you. So, yeah, I'm
poop and fine, very regular. Well the weekend's not as
regular as the week but that's well, no, it's just
because my sleep schedule is all right, I don't care, Okay,
(08:33):
So so I go back. She's pissed because I didn't
do the colonoscopy, and again she's telling me how I should.
But she said, Okay, clearly you aren't so into this.
You're you're not ready, you're clearly trying.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
You're clearly traumatized from the last time you did this,
and you have some adversion to it. So if you're
gonna ignore my advice and not do this again this year,
she said, I'm going to put in another.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Oh she's kissed.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, like you're a fucking moron. So she
she goes, I'm gonna put in another referral for a colonoscopy,
so you will get a call to schedule. But I know,
just like last year, you may ignore that call. So
what I would like you to also do is take
home the color guard team nice and and then poop
on them and mail them back in or whatever you do.
(09:22):
And so, okay, great, whatever, whatever, check out paperwork, checking out,
setting up blood work, blah lah da dah dah. And
then I leave and then I am you know, I've
been gone for fifteen minutes, and my phone rings, and
that's when they let me know, Hey, you left your
color guard here at the front. You're a little your
little test kit. Come back purpose, come back at your
(09:45):
I did not do it on purpose. I didn't know.
I didn't know, Okay, shut, I don't tell that. So
so I'm like, okay, also by and pick it up
at my convenience.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
So yesterday was I take clean ships.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
They're lovely and when I eat a lot of edgies.
Lovely ships, Bro, they're very lovely.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Nobody calls their ships lovely.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
So yesterday I swung by to pick up my test
and I walk in and there's probably about four or
five people in the lobby waiting to get called back
for their appointment. And then for some reason, it seemed
like the entire staff was behind the check in desk.
I don't know why. So there's the two receptionists and
then there's like four other people just.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
The multiple times she is is that? Is that the
one that always thinks she knows better than the doctor?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
God, she called me bro.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Whatever, So I wonder voice, So I walk in. Can
you have the doctor check that? Pot? Could be something wrong?
My voice is fine? Oh God?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
And so so that whole gaggle of workers is behind
the desk, and everybody's already been checked in, so they're
just like chatting and all hanging out right, yeah, highlights
bagain the whole thing. And so there's all listening since
they're having a conversation. So when I come up to
the desk, all of their eyes and ears go directly
(11:25):
to me because they have to stop their conversation for
me to say, oh, yes, I'm here to pick up
a test that was left for me, and well, this
is this is my professional question. Well, and I'm also
kind of keeping it a little quiet because there's other
people in the waiting room and it's like medical stuff,
and I don't know, I'm always like borderline whispering in a.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
No I do that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Well, I mean maybe it's not a whisper to other people,
but for me. Okay, well we don't. That's my hot button,
you know, so I you know, you know, here pick
up my test, Thank you so much. Okay, what's your name? Great?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Great?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Great? And that's when they start A lot of dead
women are and so that's when one of the gals
starts looking in this like big file box thing they have.
So I'm assuming this is the spot they keep things
(12:25):
that people are going to be picking up. And so
she's going through looking for my name, and then she's
not finding it, and she's kind of looking confused and
looking again, and then somebody goes over and goes, oh, no,
her name is okay, great great. And then finally one
of the women in the group. I think she's a
nurse because she kind of had like scrubs on and
(12:45):
a mask, but the mask is like down. She looks
over and in full fledged sky outside voice, she goes, oh,
are you the one for the poop test?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Really?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Okay, Jamie's sitting in the corner just literally pointed and
left at me. Oh and that's when no pun intended.
I puck her and I go yeah, yeah, yes, And
she goes, oh, okay, so it is the poop test?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Can people in the lobby here?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
What do you think they're literally sitting where you're sitting, bro,
screaming poop test. That's pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
It's not a medical term, street nor is it a
medical term.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah, she just keeps saying poop and then.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Or no you don't. I mean you don't even have
to say any of that colon test like something here
for color guards.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Okay, you're here for the color guard, right, yeah. And
so then again she goes to the lady who's like
looking through the file. She goes, you know what the
poop test looks like? Right it?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
This woman screams poop test. I want to say five
fuck time, and and I just feel all the eyeballs
in the waiting room like I won't even turn around
to look. I'm just I'm frozen. I'm frozen. That's wild. Yeah,
And then finally she pulls it out.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Actually still, okay, we why with the poop your purse?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
No, I haven't done it yet. I haven't done it yet.
The oh sea lights fit fecal immuno chemical test.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Yeah, case she has to go.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Well, because I threw it in my purse yesterday when
I picked it up, and you don't need to open
it and so so then again as I'm like the
envelope and I'm like, it's pretty wild, know you guys,
there's like a tube in here, like a container.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
I don't even want to set.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
There. So finally on my way out the door, I'm
just like, I'm getting out of here, and they found it.
I don't know they have a thing. There's like a
scooper on it.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I can't with this.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
One is looking forward to the cold.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I'm not for this. That's easier than this, is it?
At least they knock you out. You drink water. They
knock you out. You gets
I guess Sky had a little bit of an incident
at the doctor's office yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now this is not good. Sky was humiliated over poop.
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting, filtered except for that part
the party. The show's after show starts. Now, I didn't
that before that, That wasn't wasn't a po of pants. No,
(00:39):
I did not. Oh god, I didn't do any of that.
I don't have poopy problems. I don't have poopy problem. Sure,
what I have is age problems because no, no, we're
not there yet.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But you're gonna have nobody to take care of you.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I mean, why are we these things?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Because your husband's not gonna get in there and help you.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
No, he's gonna he's gonna run off with some young chick.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
She'll probably be the nurse right that he hires to
and then you'll be.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
You'll be in the a d you only able to
move your eyes, staring at the wall.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well, staring at them having sex because they think I
can't comprehend what's going on, But they don't realize I'm
just locked inside my fucking body and you can see everything.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
And your daughter is just gonna be on your iPad
like I.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Guess that's my new mom.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Now, Well, going to the aquarium with Clarice.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Okay, Clarice out of why are you so bad at me?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Going to the going to the going to the lambs. Yeah,
I don't know, I said that. Going to the clarium
with Natasha, that's just random. You don't think the Boo
would do a mail order bride.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Come on, do you think when Sky wets yourself the
Boo will come up with just the air blower and
just you know, like blow her off off.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Imagine her face. He just comes. He does love that blower.
He does use it all the time. Know you, guys,
I am not pooping myself. I'm not dying. I don't
need to care to take her Okay, I think at
some point we probably all will, so we don't need to,
you know, do that right now?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
She said around Who the fuck is going to make
them breakfast on Saturday?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I just thought about this, Well, what does half of it?
So breakfast?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I will have to in the other house.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Who's a better cook? You were, lovely?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, she's the pancake master in the house, so of
course I overly compliment her pancake shapes and tell her
she should be a professional pancake maker.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You know, you just gotta okay.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Do you want a pancake that
looks like a cat, because she'll make it. One's whiskers
and all, dude, she does layers. Way, you gotta the
whiskers first. I want to face it. Okay, you're not
gonna come.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They stopped.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
All right, all right, right, all right, back to poop.
So turns out, fun fact, I think it's forty five.
I am now forty seven. Uh when they recommend you
start getting regular colonies?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh yeah, it did change. It was that fifty and
then they forty five or something, didn't.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Somebody just get diagnosed with colon cancer like a celebrity.
Oh somebody, and they were like, I'm glad I went
and got my colon checked.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Man, somebody.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
It was like a football player or something. But anyway,
I started thinking about that yesterday.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Man, I'm going to need a cook pretty soon.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, forty five.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
You started thinking about that because why wait, you know
like you're looking forward to it, No.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
For fun, because it's chondriac. Yeah, have you ever had
a colonoscopy.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Uh yes, unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, yeah, that's once you do that prep, you're like never,
never again.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I've done it one time. But uh but uh yeah,
I don't want to do it. I don't want to
have that or my prostate check. But better safe. Sorry,
that's what I always say.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So you just do it to yourself all the time.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I don't check one prostate. They really got good in there.
I don't even know where i'd put my finger. I
wouldn't know where.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
So last year at my physical I got a big
talking to about getting a colonoscopy and how you can
do those like poop in a box and send.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Them in test color guards.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
No not color card, cold coal card. Yeah yeah, color
the color guards flags.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Flag up there.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
That's not how that works.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm pretty sure it is.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You're putting two different things together.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I've seen the commercial.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Okay, is that as accurate as well?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
According to well, you may not have to have a colonoscopy,
so you can have a colonosopy obviously, but they will
check to see your business with those shipping in the
box color guards.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
The colors, the color guard will come check your ship.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You don't have to go full blown.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
So according to my doctor Thor, the color guard is
better than nothing, but it is nowhere near a colon
that's what she says. She says, the colonoscopy is the
gold standard. She gave me this jelry about somebody with
the polyp and the tip of it was cancerous and
if she would have just pooped in a box, she
(05:19):
wouldn't have caught it. But I'd rather just poke my
boob and not get a mammogran.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Why risk it? I don't never get that.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well because I've had a colonoscopy before, and I uh
uh you remember Eddie, when I just started rapidly losing
weight and couldn't figure out why they made me do
a colonoscopy and an endoscopy.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Not that terrible. Yeah, they make you check. They checked
it for an ulcer.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh, going down your tummy through your throat. Yeah, so
so yeah, the.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Remember. Yeah, I'm sorry that I have met Emily.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh my what alcohol? What a piece of ship?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Wow? Wow, no appendix, no canoles? What a fucking loser?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
What do you got left?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Oh? My god? I know you can at least do
two push ups.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
That is true earlier today and when.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
We do that wishes.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
You don't need to bring that up, that kind of
word that you.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Maybe you might need to go into her vesical after
what I said.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I actually had one earlier this year and I'm looking great. Okay,
firing on all cylinders, great cylinders.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'm sure that's accurate.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
They're they're firing.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
So over the last twelve months, I did not take
my doctor's advice and get the colon austiny nor nor
pus on the color guard.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
So this is what annoys me about uh women sometimes
is that let me say this, let me say this,
They'll nag you to fucking death going the doctor. Got
the doctor, You need to go into doctor. You have
a lump on your throat, You fucking idiot, go to
the doctor. But then when you need to go to
the doctor for something important like ConA, it doesn't you don't.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Know that you could do? You feel in your asshole
you to the doctor? Crazy? But you know what I'm saying,
what the hell are you doing? Man?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Is a fucking softball sized goiter sticking out of your coat,
and the other is me just pooping.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
But up on your ass and not know any of
us could exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I have zero symptoms. So what if your argument would
make sense? If I had symptoms, then I was ignoring them.
This is a regular test.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
That's actually not that's not true at all.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
People get diagnosed with colon cancer all the time have
no symptoms.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It's comparing nagging someone who's ignoring a symptom to somebody
who's just skipping arount. Right, that's why I won't. So anyway,
back to the story. So physical year two. Doctor looks
at the chart. No colonoscopy results anywhere on there. Yeah,
(08:11):
that's what her face said, You stupid bitch, What are
you doing? That's definitely right, thank you. So, yeah, I'm
poop and fine, very regular. Well the weekend's not as
regular as the week but that's well, no, it's just
because my sleep schedule is all right, I don't care, Okay,
(08:33):
So so I go back. She's pissed because I didn't
do the colonoscopy, and again she's telling me how I should.
But she said, Okay, clearly you aren't so into this.
You're you're not ready, you're clearly trying.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
You're clearly traumatized from the last time you did this,
and you have some adversion to it. So if you're
gonna ignore my advice and not do this again this year,
she said, I'm going to put in another.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Oh she's kissed.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, like you're a fucking moron. So she
she goes, I'm gonna put in another referral for a colonoscopy,
so you will get a call to schedule. But I know,
just like last year, you may ignore that call. So
what I would like you to also do is take
home the color guard team nice and and then poop
on them and mail them back in or whatever you do.
(09:22):
And so, okay, great, whatever, whatever, check out paperwork, checking out,
setting up blood work, blah lah da dah dah. And
then I leave and then I am you know, I've
been gone for fifteen minutes, and my phone rings, and
that's when they let me know, Hey, you left your
color guard here at the front. You're a little your
little test kit. Come back purpose, come back at your
(09:45):
I did not do it on purpose. I didn't know.
I didn't know, Okay, shut, I don't tell that. So
so I'm like, okay, also by and pick it up
at my convenience.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
So yesterday was I take clean ships.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
They're lovely and when I eat a lot of edgies.
Lovely ships, Bro, they're very lovely.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Nobody calls their ships lovely.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
So yesterday I swung by to pick up my test
and I walk in and there's probably about four or
five people in the lobby waiting to get called back
for their appointment. And then for some reason, it seemed
like the entire staff was behind the check in desk.
I don't know why. So there's the two receptionists and
then there's like four other people just.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
The multiple times she is is that? Is that the
one that always thinks she knows better than the doctor?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
God, she called me bro.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Whatever, So I wonder voice, So I walk in. Can
you have the doctor check that? Pot? Could be something wrong?
My voice is fine? Oh God?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
And so so that whole gaggle of workers is behind
the desk, and everybody's already been checked in, so they're
just like chatting and all hanging out right, yeah, highlights
bagain the whole thing. And so there's all listening since
they're having a conversation. So when I come up to
the desk, all of their eyes and ears go directly
(11:25):
to me because they have to stop their conversation for
me to say, oh, yes, I'm here to pick up
a test that was left for me, and well, this
is this is my professional question. Well, and I'm also
kind of keeping it a little quiet because there's other
people in the waiting room and it's like medical stuff,
and I don't know, I'm always like borderline whispering in a.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
No I do that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Well, I mean maybe it's not a whisper to other people,
but for me. Okay, well we don't. That's my hot button,
you know, so I you know, you know, here pick
up my test, Thank you so much. Okay, what's your name? Great?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Great?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Great? And that's when they start A lot of dead
women are and so that's when one of the gals
starts looking in this like big file box thing they have.
So I'm assuming this is the spot they keep things
(12:25):
that people are going to be picking up. And so
she's going through looking for my name, and then she's
not finding it, and she's kind of looking confused and
looking again, and then somebody goes over and goes, oh, no,
her name is okay, great great. And then finally one
of the women in the group. I think she's a
nurse because she kind of had like scrubs on and
(12:45):
a mask, but the mask is like down. She looks
over and in full fledged sky outside voice, she goes, oh,
are you the one for the poop test?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Really?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Okay, Jamie's sitting in the corner just literally pointed and
left at me. Oh and that's when no pun intended.
I puck her and I go yeah, yeah, yes, And
she goes, oh, okay, so it is the poop test?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Can people in the lobby here?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
What do you think they're literally sitting where you're sitting, bro,
screaming poop test. That's pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
It's not a medical term, street nor is it a
medical term.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah, she just keeps saying poop and then.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Or no you don't. I mean you don't even have
to say any of that colon test like something here
for color guards.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Okay, you're here for the color guard, right, yeah. And
so then again she goes to the lady who's like
looking through the file. She goes, you know what the
poop test looks like? Right it?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
This woman screams poop test. I want to say five
fuck time, and and I just feel all the eyeballs
in the waiting room like I won't even turn around
to look. I'm just I'm frozen. I'm frozen. That's wild. Yeah,
And then finally she pulls it out.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Actually still, okay, we why with the poop your purse?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
No, I haven't done it yet. I haven't done it yet.
The oh sea lights fit fecal immuno chemical test.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Yeah, case she has to go.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Well, because I threw it in my purse yesterday when
I picked it up, and you don't need to open
it and so so then again as I'm like the
envelope and I'm like, it's pretty wild, know you guys,
there's like a tube in here, like a container.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
I don't even want to set.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
There. So finally on my way out the door, I'm
just like, I'm getting out of here, and they found it.
I don't know they have a thing. There's like a
scooper on it.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I can't with this.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
One is looking forward to the cold.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I'm not for this. That's easier than this, is it?
At least they knock you out. You drink water. They
knock you out. You gets
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