November 19, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we break the silence on Sky's dry spell and potentially break her streak of sexless weekends
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, apparently Sky doesn't want to.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Talk about this, but we're not talking about it. But
I mean, I feel like we need to talk about it.
I'm concerned.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Well, like outside of the podcast as we can talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It, about your relationship. I don't think this is good.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I don't think what you're doing right now is good.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You don't think so the Boo and Sky I haven't
had sex in like two weeks.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You guys, what.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We ain't done yet?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's time for the past over.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the the show's after show starts now. Now, if you
have a regular set time date plays to have sex
every week and then it doesn't happen once?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, I understand, life happens, things get in the way.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Two weeks in a row. What when it's he said,
it's all he lives for?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, and you know what I said. I said I
didn't want to talk about it. Do you want to
say beetle juice three times in a row as well?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Is that what you want to do right now?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's a risk?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Okay, this is a risk as well.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But why don't you want to talk about it?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Because we don't talk about Bruno. We don't talk about
things that we don't want.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You don't want it to happen.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Is that why?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Like that's comfy right now?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I am You're very.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'm in a comfy spot.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's doesn't make any it's been two weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You're not concerned.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'd be concerned if I were you, like.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Low te, What are we concerned about something? Something?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't know, because that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Cam girls, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I can't he's got an asked.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I don't know. I don't know, Like he met up
with the cam girl and then like you know, she's dirty,
So like I.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Don't think cam girls meet up with people.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
But that's not where we were going.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, I wasn't even okay.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I definitely didn't have that thought.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Okay, Well, if you if you have a thought and
even a slight concern, why are you willing to talk
about it? You're not concerned enough to want to have sex?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Ede Like she's almost okay if there's like sneaking.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
And geeky going on, because because you're at the blackjack
table right now, you're on a fucking roll, and here
I come up right behind you and I'm about to
comment on your hot streak.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Okay's getting no hitter.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yes, that he's in the middle.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Of not having sex for two weeks to throwing a
no hitter.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I mean, that's list.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Says rare. It's as rare it doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But but like, we want to see no hitters, we
want to be on hot streaks at the blackjack table.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I want to sex for a while. A minute, weird, dude,
I don't know, bro, I'm like, I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I feel like the guy's asexual.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
He always has been, like she always had if you were,
I do not want to have sex at all.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
It's kind of odd. I'm sorry, that's kind of odd.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
No, I get what you're saying. But you come to
me like eight months into a drought, and I'll be like,
and I'll be like, I can probably have sex right now,
but two weeks into a drought, I'm still soaking it.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
In eight months pretty wild, nothing soaking, And.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I can't really, like to be honest, I don't blame
her because of this fucking a three ring circus circus
ship show up.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
That's a lot of so much like she.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Likes, she wants, that's what she wants.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
She can't have acquires all of those things.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
To have sex.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I require the soaking in the spa or the bath.
I require a nice little massage.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
What I drink?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh, I do enjoy a good cocktail.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
But what a three ring circus? Right there?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You name three things, But of what I consider the
three ring circus is the fucking outfit. And you know,
like ten hours for play like that, that to.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Me is this and you talk about it and say
you don't want to do that, or again.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
We don't talk about these things. We're not should we
shoudn't even be talking about It's not safe to talk
about it right now.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
So you're me bringing it up is gonna get it
in his head of like, oh shit, I haven't had
sex in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, like we gotta get it, We got we gotta
do it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
We know he's doing other stuff, so I'm sure he's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
But he's always doing other stuff, you know what I mean.
So it's like, yeah, I am so shocked that he
hasn't brought it up yet, because like normally if we
have a time, because you know, we have the guaranteed Saturday,
so the rest of the week is you know, not happening.
So we have the or I should say, now it's
guaranteed once a week. That was the agreement. But he'll
(04:46):
normally bring it up after one week, like right after
we miss the one week mark, he will bring it up. Yeah,
but we're now at the two week mark and I haven't.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Heard of it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
So then do you owe him more?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I don't think that's in the contract. No.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Time, you were guaranteed one a week and then you
missed two weeks, so on the third week you get three.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't think that's I think it's a stamp card
at a coffee. A coffee shop guarantees you a coffee
once a week, and you miss your weekly free coffee,
you don't get to double up the next week. That's
your bad.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Sure you missed it, but why why have you missed it?
Why isn't it happening so too? You guys aren't busy.
You're not busy.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You don't do anything.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'm not looking up for real estate in organ I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Know fucking wins and rain today up there, you guys,
I don't even know if coastal Oregon will.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Be left right.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
We know, it's crazy, sort of like cyclone bomb going
on there right now. It'll be fun. Those real estate
prices are going to be down by tomorrow. But anyway,
so two weekends ago, I got nothing to say. I mean,
it was just that our daughter was home. There weren't
(05:57):
any like going over to friends, how going to football games.
You know the opportunities we now take to have alone time.
There were zero of those opportunities.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
So deal with one kid?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You know, crazy, how do you do?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
It is crazy to think there are a lot of
families have like two, three, four kids. They figured it out.
A lot of these one parent kids act like crazy.
Lot of parents.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Make a little intense about one parent kids.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
In my experience complain more than non one parent kids
because I have friends that have multiple kids, and I
have friends that have one parent have one kid, and
one parent kids act.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Like you don't get it.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
But then multiple parent kids, multiple kids, parents parent kids
don't complain as much.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
It's wild because we have all our eggs in one basket,
whereas other parents have backup kids, you know what I mean.
So if the first one is like fucked up, it's like.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Cool, No, it's not about the kids. It's the parent
that complains, I ever have time for this. I never
have time.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
One kid is their world, which is too much.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
So that's why everything revolves around that.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, maybe it's so true. So that whole weekend did
revolve around our daughter and doing stuff and hanging out
the three of us and blah blah blah blah blah.
And I'm really not into the waking up in the
middle of the night to have sex like that hasn't
happened in a long time. I don't know why I
was okay with it. I know Emily's always yea in
(07:32):
the morning, yeahtail, cocktail on the nightstand, an outfit laid out. Yeah,
Emily's always been very.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Affected by weird the most.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It's a little different, it's a little but but but
was never my favorite, never my favorite, And I'm happy
we haven't gone back to that place. So I was
not woken up in the middle of the night two
weekends ago, and then this past weekend, I didn't know
what was gonna happen because my daughter had a friend
(08:04):
over for the entire weekend. We were like watching you
know this other girl. Her parents were out of town,
but they were staying out in the ADU.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
So they're in and we're in the house. But the
thing is is like they could come in at any time.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You don't close your door.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
What do you mean to the house?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
No, to your bedroom?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Oh, yes, yes I do. But we have big sliders
to our backyard from our master and we don't we
don't have curtains.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Oh there's no curtains.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
No, no, there's no curtains. Isn't it bright in the morning. Yes.
My husband complains about it all the time. He can't
sleep in you get a curtain, and he never understands
how I can nap.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
I wouldn't you be afraid that people could look in?
I know you have hedges, but like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I just don't care. But like the I don't understand
that if you don't have that thing or not, even
if you don't want to go curtains, you can't have
like a shade that comes down or something like one of.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Them, like that black mess shade that comes down a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You guys. We're in a mid century modern so our
ceilings are at an angle and our slider has triangle
windows on top of it, so we could cover the slider,
but this light would still come in the same way.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
So like keep people from seeing in at ground level.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I guess so, But I'm not worried about people seeing in.
And well, it looks so nice this way, like it
would look fucked up the other way, Like it's not
Century moderns are not meant for shades, Like I would
be scared that there's just glass everywhere.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Like, I know, this is irrational whatever, I know this irrational,
but I do get that a little bit at the
same time, Like I would always think somebody was like
looking at me if I was in there, like changing
or something.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, and for somebody who.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, I know, I know. I think anytime I go
to a hotel or an airbnb or even just a
public restaurant, there's a camera. Yeah, Like, I mean, I
put work into our landscaping to make sure it's private.
But I definitely get what your guys are saying. It
took some time to get used to. But when you
got two girls who could potentially run around the backyard
and you're slider, were they ever.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
In the middle of the night run around the backyard?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I don't know. I don't know. Kids do crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
They always have sex in the dark, so how would they.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Even see anything?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Does it make any sense? Make sense?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Well, so in my head I'm wondering, because again I'm
not speaking of it. We didn't have sex last weekend.
So is he gonna take this opportunity?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Because the girls you do like what a little kid
does when you don't want to get in trouble and
you lay there and pretend you're invisible Saturday, we don't.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Move, I can't against me, And so I didn't know
if he was going to take that opportunity and be like, yeah,
this is this is good. This is a good scenario.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
And if you don't want to have full sex, set
up like a pillow wall and you didn't just give him.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
A blowjob, there it is fist bump.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I'm not that. I mean, is it his birthday? Did
he win the lottery?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
You know?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
My wife did me last day on the planet, last
day on the plant. Why am I giving a bluff
to this point?
Speaker 7 (11:14):
The other day, I swear to God, last week I'm
brushing my teeth and my wife come.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Out to me and says, do you want to blow job?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
And I went yeah, and then she gave me a blowjob,
swear to God, and I'm like, where's that?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Well, you're still brushing.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I was done brushing. You went to the and I go,
where did that come from? She goes, I don't know.
I just felt like it.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's great.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Oh that's great, Offley.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Seriously, off you too, though, are.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Of like I know, I wish I had that, But
I have the opposite of the Haley feelings. I have
the like somebody's gonna.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I generally think you're a sexual.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, I could probably be asexual for a while. Like
I said, eight months in, I may have a little
craving for something. But maybe I could just masturbate and
be fine.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Like, I don't know, guy says, masturbate It makes my
skin crawl.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
So like when you're like sixth grade and you're having
like the sex.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
To maybe I catch this, masturbate and be fine.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
So I'm wondering how this is going to play out.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I I do regret bringing up because I would have
liked to have seen how long we could go. Yeah,
so would I.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
So what if I But here's.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
The deal, though, if it hits like another two weeks,
she'll start to think he's cheating.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Oh without it will get a point where I then
get mad at him.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, for no reason.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
But then the crazy thing is she'll get mad at
nightmares and then be happy about it but doesn't want
to have sex.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It doesn't make it.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
There's a fine line, guys, there's a fine line between
what I want and then what pisses me off. You
know what I mean, and you don't know when you're
going to cross that line. But that's just the life,
my husband leads.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
God, what a miserable life. Good luck, h
Well, apparently Sky doesn't want to.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Talk about this, but we're not talking about it. But
I mean, I feel like we need to talk about it.
I'm concerned.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Well, like outside of the podcast as we can talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It, about your relationship. I don't think this is good.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I don't think what you're doing right now is good.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You don't think so the Boo and Sky I haven't
had sex in like two weeks.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You guys, what.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We ain't done yet?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's time for the past over.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the the show's after show starts now. Now, if you
have a regular set time date plays to have sex
every week and then it doesn't happen once?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, I understand, life happens, things get in the way.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Two weeks in a row. What when it's he said,
it's all he lives for?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, and you know what I said. I said I
didn't want to talk about it. Do you want to
say beetle juice three times in a row as well?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Is that what you want to do right now?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's a risk?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Okay, this is a risk as well.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But why don't you want to talk about it?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Because we don't talk about Bruno. We don't talk about
things that we don't want.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You don't want it to happen.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Is that why?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Like that's comfy right now?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I am You're very.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'm in a comfy spot.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's doesn't make any it's been two weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You're not concerned.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'd be concerned if I were you, like.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Low te, What are we concerned about something? Something?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't know, because that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Cam girls, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I can't he's got an asked.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I don't know. I don't know, Like he met up
with the cam girl and then like you know, she's dirty,
So like I.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Don't think cam girls meet up with people.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
But that's not where we were going.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, I wasn't even okay.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I definitely didn't have that thought.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Okay, Well, if you if you have a thought and
even a slight concern, why are you willing to talk
about it? You're not concerned enough to want to have sex?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Ede Like she's almost okay if there's like sneaking.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
And geeky going on, because because you're at the blackjack
table right now, you're on a fucking roll, and here
I come up right behind you and I'm about to
comment on your hot streak.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Okay's getting no hitter.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yes, that he's in the middle.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Of not having sex for two weeks to throwing a
no hitter.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I mean, that's list.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Says rare. It's as rare it doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But but like, we want to see no hitters, we
want to be on hot streaks at the blackjack table.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I want to sex for a while. A minute, weird, dude,
I don't know, bro, I'm like, I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I feel like the guy's asexual.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
He always has been, like she always had if you were,
I do not want to have sex at all.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
It's kind of odd. I'm sorry, that's kind of odd.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
No, I get what you're saying. But you come to
me like eight months into a drought, and I'll be like,
and I'll be like, I can probably have sex right now,
but two weeks into a drought, I'm still soaking it.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
In eight months pretty wild, nothing soaking, And.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I can't really, like to be honest, I don't blame
her because of this fucking a three ring circus circus
ship show up.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
That's a lot of so much like she.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Likes, she wants, that's what she wants.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
She can't have acquires all of those things.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
To have sex.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I require the soaking in the spa or the bath.
I require a nice little massage.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
What I drink?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh, I do enjoy a good cocktail.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
But what a three ring circus? Right there?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You name three things, But of what I consider the
three ring circus is the fucking outfit. And you know,
like ten hours for play like that, that to.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Me is this and you talk about it and say
you don't want to do that, or again.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
We don't talk about these things. We're not should we
shoudn't even be talking about It's not safe to talk
about it right now.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
So you're me bringing it up is gonna get it
in his head of like, oh shit, I haven't had
sex in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, like we gotta get it, We got we gotta
do it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
We know he's doing other stuff, so I'm sure he's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
But he's always doing other stuff, you know what I mean.
So it's like, yeah, I am so shocked that he
hasn't brought it up yet, because like normally if we
have a time, because you know, we have the guaranteed Saturday,
so the rest of the week is you know, not happening.
So we have the or I should say, now it's
guaranteed once a week. That was the agreement. But he'll
(04:46):
normally bring it up after one week, like right after
we miss the one week mark, he will bring it up. Yeah,
but we're now at the two week mark and I haven't.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Heard of it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
So then do you owe him more?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I don't think that's in the contract. No.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Time, you were guaranteed one a week and then you
missed two weeks, so on the third week you get three.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't think that's I think it's a stamp card
at a coffee. A coffee shop guarantees you a coffee
once a week, and you miss your weekly free coffee,
you don't get to double up the next week. That's
your bad.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Sure you missed it, but why why have you missed it?
Why isn't it happening so too? You guys aren't busy.
You're not busy.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You don't do anything.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'm not looking up for real estate in organ I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Know fucking wins and rain today up there, you guys,
I don't even know if coastal Oregon will.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Be left right.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
We know, it's crazy, sort of like cyclone bomb going
on there right now. It'll be fun. Those real estate
prices are going to be down by tomorrow. But anyway,
so two weekends ago, I got nothing to say. I mean,
it was just that our daughter was home. There weren't
(05:57):
any like going over to friends, how going to football games.
You know the opportunities we now take to have alone time.
There were zero of those opportunities.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
So deal with one kid?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You know, crazy, how do you do?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
It is crazy to think there are a lot of
families have like two, three, four kids. They figured it out.
A lot of these one parent kids act like crazy.
Lot of parents.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Make a little intense about one parent kids.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
In my experience complain more than non one parent kids
because I have friends that have multiple kids, and I
have friends that have one parent have one kid, and
one parent kids act.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Like you don't get it.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
But then multiple parent kids, multiple kids, parents parent kids
don't complain as much.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
It's wild because we have all our eggs in one basket,
whereas other parents have backup kids, you know what I mean.
So if the first one is like fucked up, it's like.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Cool, No, it's not about the kids. It's the parent
that complains, I ever have time for this. I never
have time.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
One kid is their world, which is too much.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
So that's why everything revolves around that.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, maybe it's so true. So that whole weekend did
revolve around our daughter and doing stuff and hanging out
the three of us and blah blah blah blah blah.
And I'm really not into the waking up in the
middle of the night to have sex like that hasn't
happened in a long time. I don't know why I
was okay with it. I know Emily's always yea in
(07:32):
the morning, yeahtail, cocktail on the nightstand, an outfit laid out. Yeah,
Emily's always been very.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Affected by weird the most.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It's a little different, it's a little but but but
was never my favorite, never my favorite, And I'm happy
we haven't gone back to that place. So I was
not woken up in the middle of the night two
weekends ago, and then this past weekend, I didn't know
what was gonna happen because my daughter had a friend
(08:04):
over for the entire weekend. We were like watching you
know this other girl. Her parents were out of town,
but they were staying out in the ADU.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
So they're in and we're in the house. But the
thing is is like they could come in at any time.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You don't close your door.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
What do you mean to the house?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
No, to your bedroom?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Oh, yes, yes I do. But we have big sliders
to our backyard from our master and we don't we
don't have curtains.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Oh there's no curtains.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
No, no, there's no curtains. Isn't it bright in the morning. Yes.
My husband complains about it all the time. He can't
sleep in you get a curtain, and he never understands
how I can nap.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
I wouldn't you be afraid that people could look in?
I know you have hedges, but like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I just don't care. But like the I don't understand
that if you don't have that thing or not, even
if you don't want to go curtains, you can't have
like a shade that comes down or something like one of.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Them, like that black mess shade that comes down a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You guys. We're in a mid century modern so our
ceilings are at an angle and our slider has triangle
windows on top of it, so we could cover the slider,
but this light would still come in the same way.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
So like keep people from seeing in at ground level.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I guess so, But I'm not worried about people seeing in.
And well, it looks so nice this way, like it
would look fucked up the other way, Like it's not
Century moderns are not meant for shades, Like I would
be scared that there's just glass everywhere.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Like, I know, this is irrational whatever, I know this irrational,
but I do get that a little bit at the
same time, Like I would always think somebody was like
looking at me if I was in there, like changing
or something.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, and for somebody who.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, I know, I know. I think anytime I go
to a hotel or an airbnb or even just a
public restaurant, there's a camera. Yeah, Like, I mean, I
put work into our landscaping to make sure it's private.
But I definitely get what your guys are saying. It
took some time to get used to. But when you
got two girls who could potentially run around the backyard
and you're slider, were they ever.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
In the middle of the night run around the backyard?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I don't know. I don't know. Kids do crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
They always have sex in the dark, so how would they.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Even see anything?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Does it make any sense? Make sense?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Well, so in my head I'm wondering, because again I'm
not speaking of it. We didn't have sex last weekend.
So is he gonna take this opportunity?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Because the girls you do like what a little kid
does when you don't want to get in trouble and
you lay there and pretend you're invisible Saturday, we don't.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Move, I can't against me, And so I didn't know
if he was going to take that opportunity and be like, yeah,
this is this is good. This is a good scenario.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
And if you don't want to have full sex, set
up like a pillow wall and you didn't just give him.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
A blowjob, there it is fist bump.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I'm not that. I mean, is it his birthday? Did
he win the lottery?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
You know?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
My wife did me last day on the planet, last
day on the plant. Why am I giving a bluff
to this point?
Speaker 7 (11:14):
The other day, I swear to God, last week I'm
brushing my teeth and my wife come.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Out to me and says, do you want to blow job?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
And I went yeah, and then she gave me a blowjob,
swear to God, and I'm like, where's that?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Well, you're still brushing.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I was done brushing. You went to the and I go,
where did that come from? She goes, I don't know.
I just felt like it.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's great.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Oh that's great, Offley.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Seriously, off you too, though, are.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Of like I know, I wish I had that, But
I have the opposite of the Haley feelings. I have
the like somebody's gonna.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I generally think you're a sexual.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, I could probably be asexual for a while. Like
I said, eight months in, I may have a little
craving for something. But maybe I could just masturbate and
be fine.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Like, I don't know, guy says, masturbate It makes my
skin crawl.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
So like when you're like sixth grade and you're having
like the sex.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
To maybe I catch this, masturbate and be fine.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
So I'm wondering how this is going to play out.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I I do regret bringing up because I would have
liked to have seen how long we could go. Yeah,
so would I.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
So what if I But here's.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
The deal, though, if it hits like another two weeks,
she'll start to think he's cheating.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Oh without it will get a point where I then
get mad at him.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, for no reason.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
But then the crazy thing is she'll get mad at
nightmares and then be happy about it but doesn't want
to have sex.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It doesn't make it.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
There's a fine line, guys, there's a fine line between
what I want and then what pisses me off. You
know what I mean, and you don't know when you're
going to cross that line. But that's just the life,
my husband leads.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
God, what a miserable life. Good luck, h
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