November 21, 2024 • 9 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about the recent purchases that his wife has been making for their new home and he doens't like it
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you put aside twenty five cents every week for
a year, what could you get at the end A
few cups of coffee, maybe a candle, Or you could
get a year of the best reporting from all over
the world. Go to Washingtonpost dot com slash b f
twenty four right now. You'll get a Washington Post subscription
for twenty five cents a week for your first year.
(00:22):
This is a Black Friday sale, so it won't last long.
Washingtonpost dot com slash b f twenty four.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, Thor and his wife Haley have moved into their
new house. And you know what happens when you move
into a new place.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
You gotta get soft.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, you always gotta get stuff. Gotta well. I guess
Thor is not too happy that Haley has been maybe spending.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
A little.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast
find Over a year completely uncensored and unding filtered except
for that part the show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Now, why are you like this?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm not like why are you I'm not like anything.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I don't understand. I'm not like because you know, I mean,
you're not destitute. You can spend some money. It's Okay,
stop there.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I gave Haley Haley's Harry's. Harry. Haley is a little
is frugal like I am to a certain extent. But
what happens with Haley is I think we should buy
things we need, not things we want. That's how I roll.
You buy things you need. You don't buy things you want.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I mean, like a plane or a motorcycle or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
You buy things you need. I'm just trying to sell
the plane. Hey, I've taken a big hit on that plane.
It's bett me over and raw dogged me in the
as you still I did, and it was a massive mistake.
And it's and it's bet me over by a belt.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So she said, moving into this house, we both agreed
that we needed to buy stuff for the house. Yeah,
totally agree.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I get from what like a seven hundred square.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Foot fire one hundred percent. I get that.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So but the problem with Haley is she buys something,
then she finds something else that she likes that's the
same exact thing, but better somewhere else. So she buys
like two things on Amazon, but then she goes to
home Goods and finds the similar thing that she thinks
goes with the house better. But then rather than just
returning it immediately like I would do, they just sit
there and then I keep reminding it and return and
reminding it of return. In mind, it's very annoying. And
(02:30):
then what happens is things we need turn into things
we want. What am I trying to say here? So
at home I like to trim my beard up and
I do it over the sink. And then usually what
I do is I either wash it down the drain
or I take like our little hand vacuum and vacuum
up all the hair. You really, yeah, what extent I do?
Look at Haley thinks it clogs the drain. So she
(02:53):
got a.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Use the handback if you didn't guds the drain, you
know what, her long.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Hair, thank you. So she got so she went out
without me without telling me and bought a disposable sink
liner where it's like a little thing you line the
sink with a p paper towel line the sink.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
That's actually what my husband uses. He just puts a
paper towel in the sink and actual, yeah, and then
and then it catches all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
And then you just and then throw it away.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You don't need a special liner all the trimmings.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Does he have a beard right now?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Uh, he has facial hair, and he will he'll trim
it up. He'll do like the five o'clock shadows sometimes
like when it starts to get grizzly, but he'll like.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Trim it like he's a boy band member and he's
a bad boy.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, he's a.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
So occasionally I've seen him do that and I've been like, oh,
that's a cool, kind of smart, cheap way to do that.
But you get specialty liners.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, I guess Haley. Of course, if Haley, if Haley
took a ship on my side of the bad you'd go.
I got no problems with this.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I honestly wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
A hamper.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Would have got no problems with that. I wouldn't put
past Johnny Depp.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's just Johnny Depp.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Can I finish?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Please?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Hold on a minute, now, hold on a.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Minute, let me please, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
This is actually helping you instead of having to do
the vacuum and anything like that, to just just wrap
up whatever dispoble thing and toss it. H that's a
that's a nice thing.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
To How expensive could those actually be?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Like two dollars?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I mean, so you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'll tell you right now, so you're well, no no
Sky wants to know how much they are.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I mean, like what it's like a bar.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They are I haven't hand.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah I got that was on right now. They are
fifteen ninety nine for how many million? One hundred? Like
the rest of it, I think I just bought it
by accident. Again, twenty five sheets.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's not that's what terrible deal.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You've got paper the kitchen, you got two. So how
about this? So I let that slide, and then you
let that slide, and then she takes another. It's a
little bits, a little bit now she goes, Oh, I
guess we need this whisk wear pancake bottle batter dispenser.
Why the fuck do we need? First of all, it's
(05:22):
a bottle. It's a bottle, see that you put pancake
batter in and you squeeze it out, rather than her
constantly having to mix it all the time.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
A ton of pancakes once every month and a half.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
And we fuck do we need this? And it doesn't
make me breakfast? Well?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
And we actually make a lot of pancakes in our house. Yeah,
we have like a ninety nine cent like old like
it's meant for like ketchup. You know, you can buy
them super check on Amazon and it's the exact same thing.
I don't know if you need.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Us how much I think this was guys.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Oh no, how much?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Probably like twelve dollars fourteen sixty five. Oh yeah, somebody's
been been a victim of Instagram ads. So then, but
then here's something we do need, Like the dogs keep
eating stuff. We got them, we got them full masks,
stop eating stuff like yeah, basically sick, and we got
we got like we got like a new laundry basket
(06:14):
because we needed that. Like that that I'm okay with.
But then this takes the this takes if Haley threw
up in my face and then laughed at me, Eddie
would go, I.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Don't do them, honestly, I look forward to the day.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So I have I used I brush my teeth and
then I use I do a simple sterne after my
teeth brush.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I don't understand that makes no sense. My wife does
this too. Well, what's the point You've already brushed your teeth,
and if you brush your teeth, what do you need
the listening for?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Sometimes I don't like that toothbrush taste.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
What's the difference.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I don't know. I don't like the toothpaste taste.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
What do you what are you using?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I'm using no mint? I got sense of mint? Yeah,
well then what's I feel like? Listering gives me that
extra dazzle, you know what I mean? Very an extra dazzle,
an extra little, an extra. So I do that. So
I have a giant bottle of listerine next to the sick.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You just drink out of it, or.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I drink out just for me.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I use it.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
It tastes less a while. The other day I go
onto the I go into the bathroom and I see
this fucking contraption, contraption. What the what are you talking about?
I got to compose myself. I'm sorry. I see this
fucking contraption to the right on my side of the sink,
(07:48):
by the way, because because she can't anything on her
side of the sick and I see it there and
I'm like, what the fuck is this? And I look,
I look at it and it's a giant glass mouth
washed dispenser with little cups next to it. This thing.
So she poured the mouth wash into this and then
(08:10):
put the cups next to it.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
And I would be on her side. You're the one
that uses.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
And she goes and I walk out of the bathroom
and I go, Haley, what's this? She goes, Oh, isn't
that cute? And I go and I go, no, how
much was it? How much was it? And it was
fifteen ninety nine. That's as much as the fuck it's
more than the listening. Second, I go, I don't need this.
I just switched. She goes, well, it didn't look good,
(08:34):
and I say, who's going in our bathroom other than us?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Two?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Well, I like the obviance and the vibe. She's a
big girl now, So I said, Haley, we don't need that.
I also, I'm listening twice a day. Are you going
to buy seven hundred plastic cups?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, you're gonna go through a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
We're gonna go through so many plastic there's just such
a waste to a day.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, for a year.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Well, because it's gonna cost us so much money.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
We don't need another bills much money.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's gonna cost so much. We're gonna be spent by
the at the end of the year, we're gonna be
spending thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I don't think I got good question that Eminem sweatshirt.
Was that a need or.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
So?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I'm not allowed to have close?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Okay, enjoy, I'm not allowed to close close Listen, pal,
It's not your world and we're just living in it. Okay.
If Haley wants to make something look nice, you live
in a big boy Okay, no one's going.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
If this was for the guest bathroom, I could kind
of understand that I don't need that.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
We don't need it. Does she wanted to look nice
in there? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
But I don't think it looked I didn't think it
looked bad. With the bottle, it's a bottle of lit
a bottle listing all day.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You know, I'm fucking pissed the Deborah is got just
a regular bottle of listening sitting on our I'm buying
that thing for her for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
You're gonna be You're gonna withdraw your whole bank account
buying cups.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Who break?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
If you put aside twenty five cents every week for
a year, what could you get at the end a
few cups of coffee, maybe a candle. Or you could
get a year of the best reporting from all over
the world. Go to Washingtonpost dot com slash b f
twenty four right now. You'll get a Washington Post subscription
for twenty five cents a week for your first year.
(10:32):
This is a Black Friday sale, so it won't last long.
Washingtonpost dot com slash b f twenty four
If you put aside twenty five cents every week for
a year, what could you get at the end A
few cups of coffee, maybe a candle, Or you could
get a year of the best reporting from all over
the world. Go to Washingtonpost dot com slash b f
twenty four right now. You'll get a Washington Post subscription
for twenty five cents a week for your first year.
(00:22):
This is a Black Friday sale, so it won't last long.
Washingtonpost dot com slash b f twenty four.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, Thor and his wife Haley have moved into their
new house. And you know what happens when you move
into a new place.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
You gotta get soft.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, you always gotta get stuff. Gotta well. I guess
Thor is not too happy that Haley has been maybe spending.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
A little.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast
find Over a year completely uncensored and unding filtered except
for that part the show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Now, why are you like this?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm not like why are you I'm not like anything.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I don't understand. I'm not like because you know, I mean,
you're not destitute. You can spend some money. It's Okay,
stop there.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I gave Haley Haley's Harry's. Harry. Haley is a little
is frugal like I am to a certain extent. But
what happens with Haley is I think we should buy
things we need, not things we want. That's how I roll.
You buy things you need. You don't buy things you want.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I mean, like a plane or a motorcycle or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
You buy things you need. I'm just trying to sell
the plane. Hey, I've taken a big hit on that plane.
It's bett me over and raw dogged me in the
as you still I did, and it was a massive mistake.
And it's and it's bet me over by a belt.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So she said, moving into this house, we both agreed
that we needed to buy stuff for the house. Yeah,
totally agree.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I get from what like a seven hundred square.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Foot fire one hundred percent. I get that.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So but the problem with Haley is she buys something,
then she finds something else that she likes that's the
same exact thing, but better somewhere else. So she buys
like two things on Amazon, but then she goes to
home Goods and finds the similar thing that she thinks
goes with the house better. But then rather than just
returning it immediately like I would do, they just sit
there and then I keep reminding it and return and
reminding it of return. In mind, it's very annoying. And
(02:30):
then what happens is things we need turn into things
we want. What am I trying to say here? So
at home I like to trim my beard up and
I do it over the sink. And then usually what
I do is I either wash it down the drain
or I take like our little hand vacuum and vacuum
up all the hair. You really, yeah, what extent I do?
Look at Haley thinks it clogs the drain. So she
(02:53):
got a.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Use the handback if you didn't guds the drain, you
know what, her long.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Hair, thank you. So she got so she went out
without me without telling me and bought a disposable sink
liner where it's like a little thing you line the
sink with a p paper towel line the sink.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
That's actually what my husband uses. He just puts a
paper towel in the sink and actual, yeah, and then
and then it catches all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
And then you just and then throw it away.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You don't need a special liner all the trimmings.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Does he have a beard right now?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Uh, he has facial hair, and he will he'll trim
it up. He'll do like the five o'clock shadows sometimes
like when it starts to get grizzly, but he'll like.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Trim it like he's a boy band member and he's
a bad boy.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, he's a.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
So occasionally I've seen him do that and I've been like, oh,
that's a cool, kind of smart, cheap way to do that.
But you get specialty liners.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, I guess Haley. Of course, if Haley, if Haley
took a ship on my side of the bad you'd go.
I got no problems with this.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I honestly wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
A hamper.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Would have got no problems with that. I wouldn't put
past Johnny Depp.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's just Johnny Depp.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Can I finish?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Please?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Hold on a minute, now, hold on a.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Minute, let me please, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
This is actually helping you instead of having to do
the vacuum and anything like that, to just just wrap
up whatever dispoble thing and toss it. H that's a
that's a nice thing.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
To How expensive could those actually be?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Like two dollars?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I mean, so you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'll tell you right now, so you're well, no no
Sky wants to know how much they are.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I mean, like what it's like a bar.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They are I haven't hand.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah I got that was on right now. They are
fifteen ninety nine for how many million? One hundred? Like
the rest of it, I think I just bought it
by accident. Again, twenty five sheets.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's not that's what terrible deal.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You've got paper the kitchen, you got two. So how
about this? So I let that slide, and then you
let that slide, and then she takes another. It's a
little bits, a little bit now she goes, Oh, I
guess we need this whisk wear pancake bottle batter dispenser.
Why the fuck do we need? First of all, it's
(05:22):
a bottle. It's a bottle, see that you put pancake
batter in and you squeeze it out, rather than her
constantly having to mix it all the time.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
A ton of pancakes once every month and a half.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
And we fuck do we need this? And it doesn't
make me breakfast? Well?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
And we actually make a lot of pancakes in our house. Yeah,
we have like a ninety nine cent like old like
it's meant for like ketchup. You know, you can buy
them super check on Amazon and it's the exact same thing.
I don't know if you need.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Us how much I think this was guys.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Oh no, how much?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Probably like twelve dollars fourteen sixty five. Oh yeah, somebody's
been been a victim of Instagram ads. So then, but
then here's something we do need, Like the dogs keep
eating stuff. We got them, we got them full masks,
stop eating stuff like yeah, basically sick, and we got
we got like we got like a new laundry basket
(06:14):
because we needed that. Like that that I'm okay with.
But then this takes the this takes if Haley threw
up in my face and then laughed at me, Eddie
would go, I.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Don't do them, honestly, I look forward to the day.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So I have I used I brush my teeth and
then I use I do a simple sterne after my
teeth brush.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I don't understand that makes no sense. My wife does
this too. Well, what's the point You've already brushed your teeth,
and if you brush your teeth, what do you need
the listening for?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Sometimes I don't like that toothbrush taste.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
What's the difference.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I don't know. I don't like the toothpaste taste.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
What do you what are you using?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I'm using no mint? I got sense of mint? Yeah,
well then what's I feel like? Listering gives me that
extra dazzle, you know what I mean? Very an extra dazzle,
an extra little, an extra. So I do that. So
I have a giant bottle of listerine next to the sick.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You just drink out of it, or.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I drink out just for me.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I use it.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
It tastes less a while. The other day I go
onto the I go into the bathroom and I see
this fucking contraption, contraption. What the what are you talking about?
I got to compose myself. I'm sorry. I see this
fucking contraption to the right on my side of the sink,
(07:48):
by the way, because because she can't anything on her
side of the sick and I see it there and
I'm like, what the fuck is this? And I look,
I look at it and it's a giant glass mouth
washed dispenser with little cups next to it. This thing.
So she poured the mouth wash into this and then
(08:10):
put the cups next to it.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
And I would be on her side. You're the one
that uses.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
And she goes and I walk out of the bathroom
and I go, Haley, what's this? She goes, Oh, isn't
that cute? And I go and I go, no, how
much was it? How much was it? And it was
fifteen ninety nine. That's as much as the fuck it's
more than the listening. Second, I go, I don't need this.
I just switched. She goes, well, it didn't look good,
(08:34):
and I say, who's going in our bathroom other than us?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Two?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Well, I like the obviance and the vibe. She's a
big girl now, So I said, Haley, we don't need that.
I also, I'm listening twice a day. Are you going
to buy seven hundred plastic cups?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, you're gonna go through a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
We're gonna go through so many plastic there's just such
a waste to a day.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, for a year.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Well, because it's gonna cost us so much money.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
We don't need another bills much money.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's gonna cost so much. We're gonna be spent by
the at the end of the year, we're gonna be
spending thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I don't think I got good question that Eminem sweatshirt.
Was that a need or.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
So?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I'm not allowed to have close?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Okay, enjoy, I'm not allowed to close close Listen, pal,
It's not your world and we're just living in it. Okay.
If Haley wants to make something look nice, you live
in a big boy Okay, no one's going.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
If this was for the guest bathroom, I could kind
of understand that I don't need that.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
We don't need it. Does she wanted to look nice
in there? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
But I don't think it looked I didn't think it
looked bad. With the bottle, it's a bottle of lit
a bottle listing all day.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You know, I'm fucking pissed the Deborah is got just
a regular bottle of listening sitting on our I'm buying
that thing for her for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
You're gonna be You're gonna withdraw your whole bank account
buying cups.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Who break?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
If you put aside twenty five cents every week for
a year, what could you get at the end a
few cups of coffee, maybe a candle. Or you could
get a year of the best reporting from all over
the world. Go to Washingtonpost dot com slash b f
twenty four right now. You'll get a Washington Post subscription
for twenty five cents a week for your first year.
(10:32):
This is a Black Friday sale, so it won't last long.
Washingtonpost dot com slash b f twenty four
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