December 3, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie tells us about his son's issues with public pooping and how his pep talk didn't quite help
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know if all of us have gone through
this before. I know I did at one point in
my life, but I had to get over it. I'm
pretty sure Thor had to get over it pretty quickly
because he had an incident. I know this definitely doesn't
affect Emily mus I don't know. I know you are
weird when it comes to going to use porta pottis
(00:22):
and things like that. So everybody has a hint of
this true where you don't like nobody enjoys going to
the bathroom in public, but sometimes you get that feeling
you gotta go, you gotta go. Right Well, my son
has let it be known that he refuses to ship
(00:42):
in public. We ain't done yet. It's time for the
one podcast over yet completely uncensored and uncting filtered except
for that part. The show's after show starts now. I
don't know if you guys can remember back during your
(01:05):
school days, did you ever have to ship at school
and go into like the public restroom. I'm sure Emily
you probably blew it up, But multiple times.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You say that Emily has no problem doing this. Opposite
she does it, but then acts like.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
She did it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's a different everybody, everyone but she, But she'll just
come out, I swear my kids.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
She didn't even have kids.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, it was weird, actually the opposite. Actually it was
like one of my worst fears ever was having to
go number two in public, which is why I probably
want your conversation. I used to have my mom picked
me up at friend's houses if I had to go,
even out of sleepover to.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Go home, just to leave and I wouldn't come back.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You had to poop.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I said, I didn't feel good, and I'd have her
come pick me up like I was so mortified.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Did she know that that was the reason?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
And she just for me?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
She never told you, hey, like, suck it up, sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Up like I'm sorry, Emma.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
A little bit of a problem explains a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Was there a thousand dollars dress and I.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Don't have a thousand dress, eminem, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I didn't get it, and no one bought it.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It was ad dollars dress my birthday.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
My mom gave me, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
She doesn't, which I wish, and if she offer read letter?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Okay, really wow, Okay?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Is it one specific thing or is it just the.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Entire people smelling, people thinking that I'm gross, But you.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Realize I got a good book for you. It's everybody
I know. It's a wonderful read, rich, it's compelling. Maybe
you should read that.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I'm just mortified of everybody thinking that I'm gross. But
I would think like that they would make fun of me,
so like everything.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We joke about, So this whole conversation like honestly.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Was like like traumatic when I was younger, I really
was messed up from it.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
It wasn't good. It wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well, I guess if you were, you know, like in
high school, and you walk in and you hear sound.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Just like sounds of like somebody, You're like, whoa, And
then she didn't do it.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I didn't go that day. I didn't go into that day.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I would I wouldn't do a loud poop.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I didn't hear what guy said, but I wouldn't do
a loud poop in that bathroom because of everything.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I just thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I wouldn't. Where would you go for a loud poop?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Is there a spot in the building that way?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Okay, you'd go to the.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Back, because then, like it's not as easy for somebody
to I don't know, say stand outside and say that
to say they heard something.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Happened.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I know, I'm not nothingppen it would.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
It's too risky to do anything like that knowing that
there's people walking around cold.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
So yeah, I used to have that same fear of like,
I never wanted to go to the bathroom in public.
You know that, nobody? Yeah, I think so, I think so.
And then you know, when you get home you have
a stomach ache, You're like, oh man and all that stuff.
But then at some point, at some age, I got
a little case of the lactose intolerance. And honestly, you
(04:22):
can't hold it. There's no getting over it. And so
I'm not a sister. I literally said, well I can't.
I have to get over this, and I did, and
I get ship anywhere it doesn't bother me, and it
doesn't bother me at all. Yeah, you know, and I
won't and I'll admit it. I do it all the time. Okay,
I don't ever use the other one. I always go
(04:43):
right or so if I got a ship, I'm going
right there excited. It doesn't it doesn't bother you know.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, I get it. Do you Well, if that's the
way you are, then you go ahead, you go ahead.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
So I got over it real quick thor you know
he had to get over it because he his pants.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Uh huh. And then I was paralyzed.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So when I yourself, no.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
When I was able to get going back my legs
and walk again.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
True story.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I went back to school after like a month, and
I remember the first day I was there.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It was a miracle. The first day I was there.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's like you know when you feel like you have
to ship and you can hold it in until like
the end of class. I thought I could still do that,
but because everything stopped working and then started working again,
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So I literally got up.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
In class, didn't even say anything teacher, and ran to
the bathroom because I almost shipped my pants in school
because I couldn't hold it.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Oh, because what did you say when you came back?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I I think I just stayed in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well no, I no I did, I went, I swear
to my kids. No, I think I My dad worked
at the school, so after I went to the bathroom,
I went to his office and kind of tod him
what was going on, and he let me stay.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
There until you end the class. And then gave me a.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Note that would have you up, like you know, you.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Know, he gave me like a late past note, like
a note to give to the teacher about shipping.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Everybody must have been like, what the yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
But everyone everyone probably yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
But also everyone was happy to see me because I
had been paralyzed a month earlier.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
So I didn't even think about that. Now they know that.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
They to this day, they're probably like everyone that kid
ran to take ship.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I'll never forget.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I was walking down the hall way and it was
coming out.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
What am I supposed to? I was parallel.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I don't need to know about we know what you're talking.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It was already I already shipped my pants once nobody
knew about that. Two years later, I was in a
cipher passing a blunt around and I shipped my pants
with all my friends, and what do you do? I
stayed in the border party, and these fucking assholes had
a video camera and recorded the whole thing acting because
(07:01):
what happened was I was staying in the porter party.
They came by and obviously were shaking it and pushing it,
and while I was in there, I get out as
they leave and jump into the car just drive away.
Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed with pants. Yeah, and
then they had a video camera and recorded it and
one of my friends intended to be a reporter who
(07:22):
actually they stay texted me we won't say anything, and
then should I bring you the video?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That great?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Oh no, where is that video?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Now? I don't know you wish I was.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I was sixteen, and you would.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Think the bloom would have settled your tummy, loosened it up,
and I.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Fucking rand I was not denying it you time.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I fucking ran.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You have a fear of portti Yeah, so do you
have a fear of going to the bathroom in public?
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I mean I think I'm like normal. I wouldn't call
it a few like you said earlier, like nobody likes it.
It's nobody's choice. Everybody would prefer a game. But I'm
not like traumatized. I don't even actually have memories like
you guys of being at school or being at a
friend's house and having a concern about I would.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
So I don't have any of that.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
But you know, I do have my own weird thing,
like you mentioned with porta potties, whether it's a number
one and number two porta potties and airplane bathrooms. I
feel like if if, if it's not a normal toilet,
if the ship in there is blue.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I don't I don't want if.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
I don't know what's going on underneath there.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It's not connected to ship monster, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah, do you think something's gonna come out of there?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Like?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
I just don't like it.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Have you ever got camping?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I mean, when you go camping in a tent Eddie
knows and you got to go to that.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
One like.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
That?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
So would you not go to the bathroom for three days?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
No, this is more of an adult thing, and I
haven't really been camping as an adult. And one year
Eddie tried to get me to go camping with him
and I told him no because of the bathroom situation.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
She doesn't want to go in the middle of.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
The I'm a night per three in the morning, p yeah,
my three in the morning pee. I can't be doing
that with a fucking bear next to me, like I'll definitely, yeah,
I'm not into that. So that's my issue A little
different than everybody else, you know, really different.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
But I don't know what's up with my kid. I
don't know what happened with Jack, but we were at
Disney World and one day we were just walking around.
We were in Epcot and I believe we're around Italy. Yes, yes, yes,
And he looks miserable, like like not doing good at all.
And I'm assuming like we got off a ride, maybe
(09:50):
you know, made nauseous or something like, What's what's going on, buddy?
And he goes, I don't feel good. I go, what's
the matter? He goes, I got to go the bathroom.
I said, all right, well we'll stop your next restroom
and he goes, no, I can't. I go, what do
you mean you can't? He goes, well, I don't go
to the bathroom. I don't. I don't go to the
bathroom in public. I go, what do you mean you
(10:11):
don't go at school? And this I'm all news to me.
He goes, no, I never do go. You never go
to the bathroom at school. I go, how do you
hold it? He goes, I just hold it all day.
Well that's not good, dude, that's like not health talks. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Does he call his mom and have him pick him up?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Absolutely not. I would honestly be horrified if somebody I
would disown him, to be honest with you, if I
found out anxiety psychotic.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
But the irony is that the anxiety gives you more boom.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Uh. So I ended up. I felt bad for the kid.
I ended up. I go, well, dude, you gotta go.
And he refused. He literally refused, and I go, well,
you got to get over this, and he wouldn't. And
so I go, well, I can't have you like this.
I go, so what do you want to do? He goes, well,
can we go back to the room? And I go
that's luckily, well it's like a five minute walk from
(11:06):
where the hotel we were staying at. It's still not close,
I mean, and totally it would have been like a
fifteen minute walk. Yeah, But I mean, what am I
going to do? The kid's miserable. Yeah, so I said,
all right, let's walk, and so we walked back to
the hotel so the guy can.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Show good dad.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Well, I mean, like he was miserable. He was and problem,
and I'm like, I can't like drag him into the
restroom and make him go like I don't know how
to do it? Yeah, yeah, And so I did have
a long talk with him, like dude, you got to
get over this, like I did the same thing and
blah blah blah blah blah. But you got to get
over it at some point.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
So and did you ask him like what specifically?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Because I know, I mean, everybody has sort of weird.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Sorry because Eddie, because you were in the hotel room
with him when he came out of the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Did he go That wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I mean, I don't know how I could. It was
just him and I.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I that.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Was he actually did in there.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
He actually did, And you were like, Jack, I know
I heard it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It's only you and I. So I thought, you know,
maybe I made some inroads of like, all right, you
got to get over this this long talk after he shit,
And it felt so much better, all that stuff until yesterday. Yesterday,
my wife goes to pick him up at school. I
get eight because usually she goes. Monday's his early day,
so she'll go pick him up and then they have
(12:23):
like an hour in between before she goes and picks
up my daughter. Well, usually they'll go and run around
target or they'll go do something in between because it's
too you know, it's like their schools are pretty close
and to drive all the way home and then all
the way back. It's just kind of dumb. So they
usually go and do an errand or whatever. And so yesterday,
(12:44):
to my surprise, I get a text right after she
picked them up, Jack saying, Mom's bringing me back home
because I got to go to the bathroom. And I went,
what the fuck? And so as soon as he gets home,
he runs into the bathroom, comes back out, and I go, dude,
I thought we just talked about you held your ship
(13:04):
all day at school. Again, I go, this is what
we're gonna get. I go, you can't do that. And
so we're still here, and I don't know how to
get him over this, Like it's ridiculous not to.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Be some sort of a cycle, like a phobia, Like
there's got to be some way.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
How did you get over it, Emily, because clearly you did.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Hey, really well, just I least your mom doesn't pick
her up at work.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Surprised he doesn't really.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Emily's mom walks in, Hey, guys, taking Emma home. She's
going to miss the eight twenty break.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I have a car. I drive
I don't know if all of us have gone through
this before. I know I did at one point in
my life, but I had to get over it. I'm
pretty sure Thor had to get over it pretty quickly
because he had an incident. I know this definitely doesn't
affect Emily mus I don't know. I know you are
weird when it comes to going to use porta pottis
(00:22):
and things like that. So everybody has a hint of
this true where you don't like nobody enjoys going to
the bathroom in public, but sometimes you get that feeling
you gotta go, you gotta go. Right Well, my son
has let it be known that he refuses to ship
(00:42):
in public. We ain't done yet. It's time for the
one podcast over yet completely uncensored and uncting filtered except
for that part. The show's after show starts now. I
don't know if you guys can remember back during your
(01:05):
school days, did you ever have to ship at school
and go into like the public restroom. I'm sure Emily
you probably blew it up, But multiple times.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You say that Emily has no problem doing this. Opposite
she does it, but then acts like.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
She did it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's a different everybody, everyone but she, But she'll just
come out, I swear my kids.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
She didn't even have kids.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, it was weird, actually the opposite. Actually it was
like one of my worst fears ever was having to
go number two in public, which is why I probably
want your conversation. I used to have my mom picked
me up at friend's houses if I had to go,
even out of sleepover to.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Go home, just to leave and I wouldn't come back.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You had to poop.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I said, I didn't feel good, and I'd have her
come pick me up like I was so mortified.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Did she know that that was the reason?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
And she just for me?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
She never told you, hey, like, suck it up, sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Up like I'm sorry, Emma.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
A little bit of a problem explains a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Was there a thousand dollars dress and I.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Don't have a thousand dress, eminem, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I didn't get it, and no one bought it.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It was ad dollars dress my birthday.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
My mom gave me, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
She doesn't, which I wish, and if she offer read letter?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Okay, really wow, Okay?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Is it one specific thing or is it just the.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Entire people smelling, people thinking that I'm gross, But you.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Realize I got a good book for you. It's everybody
I know. It's a wonderful read, rich, it's compelling. Maybe
you should read that.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I'm just mortified of everybody thinking that I'm gross. But
I would think like that they would make fun of me,
so like everything.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We joke about, So this whole conversation like honestly.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Was like like traumatic when I was younger, I really
was messed up from it.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
It wasn't good. It wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well, I guess if you were, you know, like in
high school, and you walk in and you hear sound.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Just like sounds of like somebody, You're like, whoa, And
then she didn't do it.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I didn't go that day. I didn't go into that day.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I would I wouldn't do a loud poop.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I didn't hear what guy said, but I wouldn't do
a loud poop in that bathroom because of everything.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I just thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I wouldn't. Where would you go for a loud poop?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Is there a spot in the building that way?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Okay, you'd go to the.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Back, because then, like it's not as easy for somebody
to I don't know, say stand outside and say that
to say they heard something.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Happened.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I know, I'm not nothingppen it would.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
It's too risky to do anything like that knowing that
there's people walking around cold.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
So yeah, I used to have that same fear of like,
I never wanted to go to the bathroom in public.
You know that, nobody? Yeah, I think so, I think so.
And then you know, when you get home you have
a stomach ache, You're like, oh man and all that stuff.
But then at some point, at some age, I got
a little case of the lactose intolerance. And honestly, you
(04:22):
can't hold it. There's no getting over it. And so
I'm not a sister. I literally said, well I can't.
I have to get over this, and I did, and
I get ship anywhere it doesn't bother me, and it
doesn't bother me at all. Yeah, you know, and I
won't and I'll admit it. I do it all the time. Okay,
I don't ever use the other one. I always go
(04:43):
right or so if I got a ship, I'm going
right there excited. It doesn't it doesn't bother you know.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, I get it. Do you Well, if that's the
way you are, then you go ahead, you go ahead.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
So I got over it real quick thor you know
he had to get over it because he his pants.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Uh huh. And then I was paralyzed.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So when I yourself, no.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
When I was able to get going back my legs
and walk again.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
True story.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I went back to school after like a month, and
I remember the first day I was there.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It was a miracle. The first day I was there.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's like you know when you feel like you have
to ship and you can hold it in until like
the end of class. I thought I could still do that,
but because everything stopped working and then started working again,
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So I literally got up.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
In class, didn't even say anything teacher, and ran to
the bathroom because I almost shipped my pants in school
because I couldn't hold it.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Oh, because what did you say when you came back?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I I think I just stayed in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well no, I no I did, I went, I swear
to my kids. No, I think I My dad worked
at the school, so after I went to the bathroom,
I went to his office and kind of tod him
what was going on, and he let me stay.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
There until you end the class. And then gave me a.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Note that would have you up, like you know, you.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Know, he gave me like a late past note, like
a note to give to the teacher about shipping.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Everybody must have been like, what the yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
But everyone everyone probably yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
But also everyone was happy to see me because I
had been paralyzed a month earlier.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
So I didn't even think about that. Now they know that.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
They to this day, they're probably like everyone that kid
ran to take ship.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I'll never forget.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I was walking down the hall way and it was
coming out.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
What am I supposed to? I was parallel.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I don't need to know about we know what you're talking.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It was already I already shipped my pants once nobody
knew about that. Two years later, I was in a
cipher passing a blunt around and I shipped my pants
with all my friends, and what do you do? I
stayed in the border party, and these fucking assholes had
a video camera and recorded the whole thing acting because
(07:01):
what happened was I was staying in the porter party.
They came by and obviously were shaking it and pushing it,
and while I was in there, I get out as
they leave and jump into the car just drive away.
Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed with pants. Yeah, and
then they had a video camera and recorded it and
one of my friends intended to be a reporter who
(07:22):
actually they stay texted me we won't say anything, and
then should I bring you the video?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That great?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Oh no, where is that video?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Now? I don't know you wish I was.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I was sixteen, and you would.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Think the bloom would have settled your tummy, loosened it up,
and I.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Fucking rand I was not denying it you time.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I fucking ran.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You have a fear of portti Yeah, so do you
have a fear of going to the bathroom in public?
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I mean I think I'm like normal. I wouldn't call
it a few like you said earlier, like nobody likes it.
It's nobody's choice. Everybody would prefer a game. But I'm
not like traumatized. I don't even actually have memories like
you guys of being at school or being at a
friend's house and having a concern about I would.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
So I don't have any of that.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
But you know, I do have my own weird thing,
like you mentioned with porta potties, whether it's a number
one and number two porta potties and airplane bathrooms. I
feel like if if, if it's not a normal toilet,
if the ship in there is blue.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I don't I don't want if.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
I don't know what's going on underneath there.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It's not connected to ship monster, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah, do you think something's gonna come out of there?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Like?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
I just don't like it.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Have you ever got camping?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I mean, when you go camping in a tent Eddie
knows and you got to go to that.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
One like.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
That?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
So would you not go to the bathroom for three days?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
No, this is more of an adult thing, and I
haven't really been camping as an adult. And one year
Eddie tried to get me to go camping with him
and I told him no because of the bathroom situation.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
She doesn't want to go in the middle of.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
The I'm a night per three in the morning, p yeah,
my three in the morning pee. I can't be doing
that with a fucking bear next to me, like I'll definitely, yeah,
I'm not into that. So that's my issue A little
different than everybody else, you know, really different.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
But I don't know what's up with my kid. I
don't know what happened with Jack, but we were at
Disney World and one day we were just walking around.
We were in Epcot and I believe we're around Italy. Yes, yes, yes,
And he looks miserable, like like not doing good at all.
And I'm assuming like we got off a ride, maybe
(09:50):
you know, made nauseous or something like, What's what's going on, buddy?
And he goes, I don't feel good. I go, what's
the matter? He goes, I got to go the bathroom.
I said, all right, well we'll stop your next restroom
and he goes, no, I can't. I go, what do
you mean you can't? He goes, well, I don't go
to the bathroom. I don't. I don't go to the
bathroom in public. I go, what do you mean you
(10:11):
don't go at school? And this I'm all news to me.
He goes, no, I never do go. You never go
to the bathroom at school. I go, how do you
hold it? He goes, I just hold it all day.
Well that's not good, dude, that's like not health talks. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Does he call his mom and have him pick him up?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Absolutely not. I would honestly be horrified if somebody I
would disown him, to be honest with you, if I
found out anxiety psychotic.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
But the irony is that the anxiety gives you more boom.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Uh. So I ended up. I felt bad for the kid.
I ended up. I go, well, dude, you gotta go.
And he refused. He literally refused, and I go, well,
you got to get over this, and he wouldn't. And
so I go, well, I can't have you like this.
I go, so what do you want to do? He goes, well,
can we go back to the room? And I go
that's luckily, well it's like a five minute walk from
(11:06):
where the hotel we were staying at. It's still not close,
I mean, and totally it would have been like a
fifteen minute walk. Yeah, But I mean, what am I
going to do? The kid's miserable. Yeah, so I said,
all right, let's walk, and so we walked back to
the hotel so the guy can.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Show good dad.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Well, I mean, like he was miserable. He was and problem,
and I'm like, I can't like drag him into the
restroom and make him go like I don't know how
to do it? Yeah, yeah, And so I did have
a long talk with him, like dude, you got to
get over this, like I did the same thing and
blah blah blah blah blah. But you got to get
over it at some point.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
So and did you ask him like what specifically?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Because I know, I mean, everybody has sort of weird.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Sorry because Eddie, because you were in the hotel room
with him when he came out of the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Did he go That wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I mean, I don't know how I could. It was
just him and I.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I that.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Was he actually did in there.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
He actually did, And you were like, Jack, I know
I heard it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It's only you and I. So I thought, you know,
maybe I made some inroads of like, all right, you
got to get over this this long talk after he shit,
And it felt so much better, all that stuff until yesterday. Yesterday,
my wife goes to pick him up at school. I
get eight because usually she goes. Monday's his early day,
so she'll go pick him up and then they have
(12:23):
like an hour in between before she goes and picks
up my daughter. Well, usually they'll go and run around
target or they'll go do something in between because it's
too you know, it's like their schools are pretty close
and to drive all the way home and then all
the way back. It's just kind of dumb. So they
usually go and do an errand or whatever. And so yesterday,
(12:44):
to my surprise, I get a text right after she
picked them up, Jack saying, Mom's bringing me back home
because I got to go to the bathroom. And I went,
what the fuck? And so as soon as he gets home,
he runs into the bathroom, comes back out, and I go, dude,
I thought we just talked about you held your ship
(13:04):
all day at school. Again, I go, this is what
we're gonna get. I go, you can't do that. And
so we're still here, and I don't know how to
get him over this, Like it's ridiculous not to.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Be some sort of a cycle, like a phobia, Like
there's got to be some way.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
How did you get over it, Emily, because clearly you did.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Hey, really well, just I least your mom doesn't pick
her up at work.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Surprised he doesn't really.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Emily's mom walks in, Hey, guys, taking Emma home. She's
going to miss the eight twenty break.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I have a car. I drive
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