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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, we have been going through something on this show
for now over two weeks. How crazy is that to
think about. We started to come down with a little
something about about two weeks ago. It was like the
Tuesday before we went on vacation that it was Thorn
and I in the exact same day we both got
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sore throats. And then after the sore throat, the mucus
train just kept on a coming. And so the entire
week we were on vacation, I was never really sick.
I didn't feel sick, but I just have this like
NonStop mucus volcano explosion thing that just won't stop. It
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just is like a NonStop faucet. Thor has the exact
same thing. As soon as I saw Sky on Monday morning,
because I didn't see her the entire vacation, she let
me know that she got it literally the Friday after
the show.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
So the whole vacation you were sick.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I went home from work on Friday and I'm like, yes,
Eddie and Thor didn't get sick.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Awesome. And then and then I took a nap and
then I woke up and my throat hurt.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, And I'm like, oh fuck, I'm done, and it's
just like Eddie described once that sore throat kind of
goes away.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Then the mucus faucet turns on.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
High and well it's been over two weeks, yes, and
we're still not over.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, it's a mess.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So don't you think it's kind of odd that there's
one person who isn't sick, you know, the host monkey.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Really, we ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's time for podcast find over yet.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Now, for how many times is Emily gonna come in
here and get us sick?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
How many? How many?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
This is what she comes in here a couple of
weeks ago, and she's blowing your nose, not stop, telling
you it's allergies. And then she goes oh and then
also readstick right now too.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But I'm not sick. It's just allergies.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
And he wants to he wants to stay home, but
I'm not. He has one hundred and five figures, but
I'm making him go to school. It's just allergy.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
He didn't have a fever.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, that's what goes you got sick.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I didn't get anybody sick. What he's talking about when
my nose was running was allergies. It started it completely
went away and asked the end of the show.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I wasn't the case, and I never.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Got a sore throat.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
If that's the case, then how can you explain you
still being not sick.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
I don't know how to explain that I have great,
great immunity.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You know that's not true. You know that's not true.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
You know that every time somebody's sick, it's automatic. Everybody
gets sick.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, that's not actually one person gets everybody.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
World up.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
I did think I was getting sick towards the end
or the beginning of vacation, but then it never it
never ended.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Up because you already you were the first person to
be sick. Who got us all.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Sick, was coming in here every day.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
He was the worst out of everybody, and put that finger.
He always tells me coming here sick. So he can't
ever say that again because he was coming here a
week st rate sick. It wasn't my folks, I didn't
do it. My son wasn't even barely sick, and he
didn't have a sore throat, and he didn't have a.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Car are you listening right now, all of you guys?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Can you Emily came in here sick like three weeks ago,
told she didn't she didn't go, and then and then
and then she felt better, and then I got sick
and that's not what happened. And then I was like
and then I was like, ship, I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Your family is yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
When she gets face, it's like over and I didn't
do it.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I fasted.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Is on?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Now your wife's sick.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Now your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Hoping to avoid it. But it's hard to really am it's.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
That strung and it's not a very variot awful. Yeah,
it's the worst to.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Be sick, to get people sick.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
You've had COVID the probably like seventy five times. You
know that's a bold face.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Live had it.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's a bold face. Lie. But anyway, you tend to
get sick first and then.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
In the past because you refuse to not come in
when you're sick. I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I think it's more of a fear.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I think it's more of a fear thing well being replaced.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Or just people are going to be mad at her.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
But it's like you, who cares?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's sick animal one. It's crazy about it.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I mean, it's a fact you're sitting here the only
one who's not have this insane Emily period because you
had it. I mean those are facts.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
I mean, I've told me.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Those are five times.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Nothing's changed. I was never sick.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I had it.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Actually I have them in the morning and then they
go away everyone and not that same one of those
days I had it went away, didn't didn't. I never
got sick. I'm just telling you, I never got sick.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
The reason.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I don't know to say I'm talking.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I don't know else to say.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You know what I find one of the most wildest
things about this sickness, and it actually has nothing to
do with Emily, is the day that Eddie pointed out
that Thor blows his nose with one hand. That I've
never seen anything, because like the snot wasn't stopping, so.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
We've all been coughing.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Off the air.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
But Emily was with her, Yeah, stop blowing your nose.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I'm just sitting over here once in a while.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
How can you blow your nose with one hand?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And then he always looks at it. Yeah, he blows.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I don't get blowing your nose with two hands, with
two figures, I use my.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I've never seen anybody do that.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You say, you say you don't get it, but I
have you ever seen anybody the one hand I have.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I've never seen your I've never seen it.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's my lifetime.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I don't think you're thirty seven years on earth.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I'm sure I've seen one other person use a tissue
in one hand.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I feel like if you had twenty people come over
and blow their nose, everybody would do it with your hands.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Well, they'd all have to hang out with you to
get sick first.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah