December 18, 2024 • 11 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about the deal his wife made with him after an argument and how the terms and conditions are already messing things up
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we have heard even recently that you know Thor
and Haley, they they have these things where Haley sometimes
will use sex as a weapon. They'll make deals with
each other. There's all kinds of wacky stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That they do. I don't know if I wouldn't have,
but it's your sex life.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I guess there was a deal that was made in
place for sex, and Thor is saying this is not
working out because Hailey is already renigging on the deal.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's time for the one.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Podcast yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
part the.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Now, when will you guys realize sex should not be
a bargaining chip? It seems to work out. It's not great,
you guys, get in.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
My wife is the one that's all that's all about.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
She seems to say he's a big use sex a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Yeah, yeah, you know, just got that sweet pussy man.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
Look at Sky.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
So am I supposed to do? Take it when I
can get it? You know what I'm saying? My lord,
my favorite, that.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Just happened, That just actually happened.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You don't think the boo when he's hanging around with
his friends. I know he doesn't have any what if
he did. If he did, he would describe you as
that sweet pussy.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No, you don't think he would. No, No, I think
Robert does.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
That makes me a little jealous, like I would love it.
I actually think that that is a very endearing compliment.
I appreciate that. I like something.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You don't think Robert would say that, Ilie, you got
that sweet pussy?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Man, I don't think he woulted, to be honest, But
you think that was weird to say it was breast?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
But I'm tell you you like it. I don't think
it's It's not a negative, not at all.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, this is the wild thing to say your own wife,
you know?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Sorry? Sorry? She?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Can you know that that that was sy?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You have a sweet pussy too?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Well, No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I don't want to have a sweet pussy, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I mean I'd like to have one, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I mean, I can't wait, I can't.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Guy's got Guy's got sums up with that?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Can we please?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
It's like crack, I don't know, pussy.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
You don't like it about?
Speaker 7 (02:34):
It's weird?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Can we say you saying the word pussy.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah, sure, okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So what's going on? So?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Oh, I want to say.
Speaker 8 (02:43):
On Friday, we got into a little thing. It was
this was one hundred percent Handley's fault, which was very rare.
So so we're out with two friends and something something
was said that she shouldn't have been said, and it was
kind of embarrassing and she she knew she sucked up immediately.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I've been told him. I even to talk about it
on the air.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You bring it up.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Well, it was something. It was something.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You're going to get in trouble.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
She was trying to joke around about something and it
went a little too far. And I was cool about it.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
So it's about you.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
It was about me, and she was trying to be funny,
and you know, I was my best friend and his
wife and like, and they we all and they laughed.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
But like, so it wasn't uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But did piss you off?
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yeah? And out there and uh yeah, sorry to all
the listeners.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I know, but.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I but I did tell you.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
So I I played it cool in the middle of
it because my friend was there and his wife was
there and.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You're such a hot head. You don't control your emotions
very well.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Well, I immediately looked at her and then did like
the awkward Yeah she she knew immediately, and then I
did the awkward Really.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
You are a hot headed, like in front of I
know who, you went out with that guy like I would,
he'd have no filter, You wouldn't give a I usually don't.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I usually don't because his wife is there too.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
And we're best friends.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
So yeah, but uh, but we got in the car
and I was like, what the fuck? Man, like, really yeah,
And it wasn't even you know what I said to her.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Oh oh no, here we go, I said.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
I said, I didn't yell and scream because that's just
not the way I've learned in therapy. Yelling and screaming
at my wife doesn't do anything right. So I looked
at her and I go, I'm just I'm just so
disappointed that you would say it.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Just really hurt.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Nobody likes disappointed word.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I go, it's just really hurt. I don't even know
what it's saying.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
And then we just drove in silence for twenty That's
when you know it's on another leven. I mean, so
So we get home and I sleep on the couch.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh you're not.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
I was pissed, which I never really do. I've just
been stupping therapy. Does that usually work?
Speaker 8 (04:58):
We do say to you have uh when you're that
mad to be away from each other because I don't
want to say somethings at all.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
So I slept on the couch and the whole night, yeah,
I fell asleep and.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
I was coming on with Marshall in the glassroom's not
set up yet, like we're on the couch.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I was watching TV. There's a TV in the guests
and I just fell asleep. Oh okay, because I was
too fired up.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
So she came out around four am and hey, come
to bed, and I said, okay.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
So I went to bed.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
Next morning, I wake up and she's apologizing and I'm like, yeah, no,
it's fine, it's nothing. You know, over it now. And
she goes, how can I make it up to you?
I go, nothing you could do.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
We're moving on. It's not a big deal. And she goes,
well how about this.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
She goes, I pro she goes, I'm dead serious. She goes,
I really fucked up. I shouldn't have said that, Like
all right, what do you want and what do you
want to do? She goes, I will give you a
blowjob every day for the rest for the next year.
Three going to sixty five blow jobs if you want
a blow job?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Wait, hold on, so twenty five, not till till the
end of the.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
End of next year, So three hundred and sixty five.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I thought she was just a couple of weeks, like
a blow.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Job every day day? You get a blow job every day?
And I went, how is that even possible?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
That's wild?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Like what happens if she's sick, or what happens yeah,
or I mean, I got a lot of questions. This
is bullshit.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
This is a typical gal saying something that she doesn't
really mean, but you know, and it will It'll last
for maybe a week and then you go, you know, I, hey,
what happened to my blowtop? I don't feel I get anymore.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Okay, suck your own dick.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
But this is this is even what like why.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
He's so skinny he doesn't even have.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You can have?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
This is wild because even if I said, even if
I said I'm gonna give you blow job for the
next few days, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You would.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
He didn't want to be like, yeah, and now she
said blow job, but also I said hand job.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
If you're not feeling it, she goes, yeah, I'll do
the handy.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Whatever, she's not feeling it, she'll do a quick handy.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
So here's the thing I've learned about this conversation. You
never want Haley to negotiate on your behalf because she
clearly just gives the fucking farm on the first off.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I mean, if you would offer one blow job right
and that, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
And that's like fucking Christmas morning, you know what.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
I mean morning? One blow job is a Christmas Like, I'll.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Give you one blow like a year three hundred and
sixty five.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Yes, guy, I'd go, I'll give you a blowjob tonight
a good way.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, maybe maybe a week.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's like some girl who recently went viral because she
had sex with like one hundred.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Guys and twenty four hours and then you sucked.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Her all up.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Yeah, and she was like crying and now she wants
to do a thousand guys in a day, which I means, I.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Mean that we're basically in the same situation.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Here, sixty It's going to be a tear all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
January third, I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Really starts smaller and then you leave up like if you.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Have to, you say a week a week is a lot.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Do you have accepted a week? If she's like, I'll
give you blow jobs for a week one.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
A day, No, I wouldn't have really.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
I would have been like, boy, but she said, but
she said up three sixty five. I went because I
knew she was talking out of her ass.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I went.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Really every day she was, I promise every day, and
I got done.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
You gotta do it though, because I will wow. And
then so then.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
He's so then that, yeah, you you won't want it though,
you're not the you're not the most sexual guy, and
so when you're feeling it, you'll want it.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But I'll get an immediate It's like once or twice
a week, but.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I'll get it immediately if I if I feel you
want it. Now, here's the deal. Here's the deal to that.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Okay, So that was Saturday, So Saturday and Sunday blowie Central.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Wait a minute, so it's not starting January one.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
It started then we started then for a year from when.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's more than three sixty five.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Yeah, I guess, so Holy.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
So, so this is fucking so then we hit it
was just one.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yes, so much much.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Also, I said to it could be handy, too handy.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
But she's gonna have jaw fucking issues after yes. Yeah,
like she's gonna need a special dental.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Oh my, well, so she said.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
So.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Then Yesterday roll.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
It's like a toothpick though you know maybe yeah, it's astum,
it's average size.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, Yesterday rolls around and she off. She goes, uh,
she goes, what happened? No blowjob today? Last night before?
It's going pad, Oh, you didn't get one. I go, no,
I'm not feeling it, and I go, don't worry, I'll
keep it in the bank.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (09:28):
And she goes, what do you mean keep it in
the bank? I go, you said three hundred and sixty
five blow jobs. I'm at three, so I have three
hundred and sixty two left. So if I don't get
one today, I still got three sixty two in the bank.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
And she goes, no, you don't.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
This is She goes, no you don't, this is every
day and I go, no, no, no, you said three
hundred sixty five.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I'm not three sixty two. If you do what it's not.
It's up to me whether I wanted or not.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
She said a year.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
No, no, no, you know I don't like to side
with Hayley, asshole.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You told me my friends minute.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I am, but she's right, No, she's I mean she said,
I'll give you a blowjob every day if you choose
to not take it on the day it's done.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
No, like if you got.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
You told me three hundred and sixty five.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
If you've got a coupon for free subs for a year, right,
and you choose not to get your daily sub that's
not going to be valid after a year of five.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
You have to you have the potential.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yes, that's the exit was not set.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
That's the exciting.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
What was said was three hundred and sixty five. I'm
at three sixty two. If I decide my left nut
hurts from epidemitis, I don't want to blow.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Job that day. I don't even want to know that day.
So I'm holding on that three sixty five. No, in
the backpock.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
You originally said it was one a day for the
whole year, which equates to three sixty five. Yeah, okay,
you're making it into I have three sixty five.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
That is not what was said. It was one day. Now,
I'm sorry, you can't have my back on this.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Listen, I gotta go with what was said.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And if I'm at a quarterlon i'm a juror, I'm
gonna I'm gonna side with the place.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
This is a wild trial here.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
You're all wrong.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
You're all wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I mean, I mean clearly the blower is saying that
this is not happening, and so.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
Well the blow, the blow E wants three sixty five
and I'm not three sixty two. That's not I can't physically,
I can't physically do one every day.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Then that that's your bad.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I could.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Can you be tagged in?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
No? I cannot, I can. I don't know.
So we have heard even recently that you know Thor
and Haley, they they have these things where Haley sometimes
will use sex as a weapon. They'll make deals with
each other. There's all kinds of wacky stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That they do. I don't know if I wouldn't have,
but it's your sex life.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I guess there was a deal that was made in
place for sex, and Thor is saying this is not
working out because Hailey is already renigging on the deal.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's time for the one.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Podcast yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
part the.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Now, when will you guys realize sex should not be
a bargaining chip? It seems to work out. It's not great,
you guys, get in.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
My wife is the one that's all that's all about.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
She seems to say he's a big use sex a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Yeah, yeah, you know, just got that sweet pussy man.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
Look at Sky.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
So am I supposed to do? Take it when I
can get it? You know what I'm saying? My lord,
my favorite, that.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Just happened, That just actually happened.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You don't think the boo when he's hanging around with
his friends. I know he doesn't have any what if
he did. If he did, he would describe you as
that sweet pussy.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No, you don't think he would. No, No, I think
Robert does.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
That makes me a little jealous, like I would love it.
I actually think that that is a very endearing compliment.
I appreciate that. I like something.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You don't think Robert would say that, Ilie, you got
that sweet pussy?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Man, I don't think he woulted, to be honest, But
you think that was weird to say it was breast?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
But I'm tell you you like it. I don't think
it's It's not a negative, not at all.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, this is the wild thing to say your own wife,
you know?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Sorry? Sorry? She?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Can you know that that that was sy?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You have a sweet pussy too?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Well, No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I don't want to have a sweet pussy, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I mean I'd like to have one, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I mean, I can't wait, I can't.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Guy's got Guy's got sums up with that?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Can we please?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
It's like crack, I don't know, pussy.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
You don't like it about?
Speaker 7 (02:34):
It's weird?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Can we say you saying the word pussy.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah, sure, okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So what's going on? So?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Oh, I want to say.
Speaker 8 (02:43):
On Friday, we got into a little thing. It was
this was one hundred percent Handley's fault, which was very rare.
So so we're out with two friends and something something
was said that she shouldn't have been said, and it was
kind of embarrassing and she she knew she sucked up immediately.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I've been told him. I even to talk about it
on the air.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You bring it up.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Well, it was something. It was something.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You're going to get in trouble.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
She was trying to joke around about something and it
went a little too far. And I was cool about it.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
So it's about you.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
It was about me, and she was trying to be funny,
and you know, I was my best friend and his
wife and like, and they we all and they laughed.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
But like, so it wasn't uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But did piss you off?
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yeah? And out there and uh yeah, sorry to all
the listeners.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I know, but.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I but I did tell you.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
So I I played it cool in the middle of
it because my friend was there and his wife was
there and.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You're such a hot head. You don't control your emotions
very well.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Well, I immediately looked at her and then did like
the awkward Yeah she she knew immediately, and then I
did the awkward Really.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
You are a hot headed, like in front of I
know who, you went out with that guy like I would,
he'd have no filter, You wouldn't give a I usually don't.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I usually don't because his wife is there too.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
And we're best friends.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
So yeah, but uh, but we got in the car
and I was like, what the fuck? Man, like, really yeah,
And it wasn't even you know what I said to her.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Oh oh no, here we go, I said.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
I said, I didn't yell and scream because that's just
not the way I've learned in therapy. Yelling and screaming
at my wife doesn't do anything right. So I looked
at her and I go, I'm just I'm just so
disappointed that you would say it.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Just really hurt.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Nobody likes disappointed word.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I go, it's just really hurt. I don't even know
what it's saying.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
And then we just drove in silence for twenty That's
when you know it's on another leven. I mean, so
So we get home and I sleep on the couch.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh you're not.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
I was pissed, which I never really do. I've just
been stupping therapy. Does that usually work?
Speaker 8 (04:58):
We do say to you have uh when you're that
mad to be away from each other because I don't
want to say somethings at all.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
So I slept on the couch and the whole night, yeah,
I fell asleep and.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
I was coming on with Marshall in the glassroom's not
set up yet, like we're on the couch.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I was watching TV. There's a TV in the guests
and I just fell asleep. Oh okay, because I was
too fired up.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
So she came out around four am and hey, come
to bed, and I said, okay.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
So I went to bed.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
Next morning, I wake up and she's apologizing and I'm like, yeah, no,
it's fine, it's nothing. You know, over it now. And
she goes, how can I make it up to you?
I go, nothing you could do.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
We're moving on. It's not a big deal. And she goes,
well how about this.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
She goes, I pro she goes, I'm dead serious. She goes,
I really fucked up. I shouldn't have said that, Like
all right, what do you want and what do you
want to do? She goes, I will give you a
blowjob every day for the rest for the next year.
Three going to sixty five blow jobs if you want
a blow job?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Wait, hold on, so twenty five, not till till the
end of the.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
End of next year, So three hundred and sixty five.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I thought she was just a couple of weeks, like
a blow.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Job every day day? You get a blow job every day?
And I went, how is that even possible?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
That's wild?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Like what happens if she's sick, or what happens yeah,
or I mean, I got a lot of questions. This
is bullshit.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
This is a typical gal saying something that she doesn't
really mean, but you know, and it will It'll last
for maybe a week and then you go, you know, I, hey,
what happened to my blowtop? I don't feel I get anymore.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Okay, suck your own dick.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
But this is this is even what like why.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
He's so skinny he doesn't even have.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You can have?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
This is wild because even if I said, even if
I said I'm gonna give you blow job for the
next few days, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You would.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
He didn't want to be like, yeah, and now she
said blow job, but also I said hand job.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
If you're not feeling it, she goes, yeah, I'll do
the handy.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Whatever, she's not feeling it, she'll do a quick handy.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
So here's the thing I've learned about this conversation. You
never want Haley to negotiate on your behalf because she
clearly just gives the fucking farm on the first off.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I mean, if you would offer one blow job right
and that, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
And that's like fucking Christmas morning, you know what.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
I mean morning? One blow job is a Christmas Like, I'll.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Give you one blow like a year three hundred and
sixty five.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Yes, guy, I'd go, I'll give you a blowjob tonight
a good way.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, maybe maybe a week.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's like some girl who recently went viral because she
had sex with like one hundred.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Guys and twenty four hours and then you sucked.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Her all up.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Yeah, and she was like crying and now she wants
to do a thousand guys in a day, which I means, I.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Mean that we're basically in the same situation.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Here, sixty It's going to be a tear all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
January third, I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Really starts smaller and then you leave up like if you.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Have to, you say a week a week is a lot.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Do you have accepted a week? If she's like, I'll
give you blow jobs for a week one.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
A day, No, I wouldn't have really.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
I would have been like, boy, but she said, but
she said up three sixty five. I went because I
knew she was talking out of her ass.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I went.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Really every day she was, I promise every day, and
I got done.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
You gotta do it though, because I will wow. And
then so then.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
He's so then that, yeah, you you won't want it though,
you're not the you're not the most sexual guy, and
so when you're feeling it, you'll want it.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But I'll get an immediate It's like once or twice
a week, but.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I'll get it immediately if I if I feel you
want it. Now, here's the deal. Here's the deal to that.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Okay, So that was Saturday, So Saturday and Sunday blowie Central.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Wait a minute, so it's not starting January one.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
It started then we started then for a year from when.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's more than three sixty five.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Yeah, I guess, so Holy.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
So, so this is fucking so then we hit it
was just one.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yes, so much much.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Also, I said to it could be handy, too handy.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
But she's gonna have jaw fucking issues after yes. Yeah,
like she's gonna need a special dental.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Oh my, well, so she said.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
So.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Then Yesterday roll.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
It's like a toothpick though you know maybe yeah, it's astum,
it's average size.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, Yesterday rolls around and she off. She goes, uh,
she goes, what happened? No blowjob today? Last night before?
It's going pad, Oh, you didn't get one. I go, no,
I'm not feeling it, and I go, don't worry, I'll
keep it in the bank.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (09:28):
And she goes, what do you mean keep it in
the bank? I go, you said three hundred and sixty
five blow jobs. I'm at three, so I have three
hundred and sixty two left. So if I don't get
one today, I still got three sixty two in the bank.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
And she goes, no, you don't.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
This is She goes, no you don't, this is every
day and I go, no, no, no, you said three
hundred sixty five.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I'm not three sixty two. If you do what it's not.
It's up to me whether I wanted or not.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
She said a year.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
No, no, no, you know I don't like to side
with Hayley, asshole.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You told me my friends minute.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I am, but she's right, No, she's I mean she said,
I'll give you a blowjob every day if you choose
to not take it on the day it's done.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
No, like if you got.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
You told me three hundred and sixty five.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
If you've got a coupon for free subs for a year, right,
and you choose not to get your daily sub that's
not going to be valid after a year of five.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
You have to you have the potential.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yes, that's the exit was not set.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
That's the exciting.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
What was said was three hundred and sixty five. I'm
at three sixty two. If I decide my left nut
hurts from epidemitis, I don't want to blow.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Job that day. I don't even want to know that day.
So I'm holding on that three sixty five. No, in
the backpock.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
You originally said it was one a day for the
whole year, which equates to three sixty five. Yeah, okay,
you're making it into I have three sixty five.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
That is not what was said. It was one day. Now,
I'm sorry, you can't have my back on this.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Listen, I gotta go with what was said.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And if I'm at a quarterlon i'm a juror, I'm
gonna I'm gonna side with the place.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
This is a wild trial here.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
You're all wrong.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
You're all wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I mean, I mean clearly the blower is saying that
this is not happening, and so.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
Well the blow, the blow E wants three sixty five
and I'm not three sixty two. That's not I can't physically,
I can't physically do one every day.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Then that that's your bad.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I could.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Can you be tagged in?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
No? I cannot, I can. I don't know.
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