January 10, 2025 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie tells us about his bathroom disaster that almost ade him late for the show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guys, we had a little bit of a situation today
in the bathroom. Now it's not okay, it's twenty five,
it's twenty kids. We're not doing that anymore. We're not
doing it anymore. But you're still we're not bringing it up.
It has nothing to do with them. That's a good thing, right.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
But you're still saying you don't even need to mention
my name. It's your story.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
But I know the audience if they hear a bathroom
situation at work, everybody's gonna be like, whatever want to
do now.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
For taking big ships? I mean, I don't know what
you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Really you want? Okay, next next time we put it into.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Our audience's head.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Wow, Sorry, I'm going to ask I'm going to do
a survey at I'm going to do a survey at Kegs.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Okay, if you do that, I'm going to ask.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Everyone who they think takes the biggest ships on the show.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I wonder, I wonder.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
If is this going to be like a voted, like
a right survey?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Guy, I wonder who will Well, you said nobody thinks
you do.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So listen, guys, oh wait, what this doesn't have to
do with Emily.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah, come on, Yeah, don't make it about you, Emily
jeez Sky.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Sorry really, yeah, there was a real shitty situation that
happened earlier on the show in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's time for the one podcast over a year, completely
uncensored and unding filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
The show's after show starts. Now.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I really thought you were going to be happy that
it doesn't involve.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You, that you're like, don't keep bringing up my name.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Okay, because because it doesn't involve me.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Good, we got that off the.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
So I was like, Okay, Emily is gonna be so excited?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I'm I will not do it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You're doing it. You're the one that started all of this.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
No, no, but huh confused? Really tell me, Emily, I will.
I will be fully free to admit this involves me.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No, boots, because it actually happened, is it? Yes, what
you're about to talk about actually happened.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Right.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Do you swear on your children that it happened.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yeah, okay, so that means that it really happened, ye,
nor children.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, and I'm frying to talk about it. Okay, everybody
poops heard it?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Anybody read it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Some louder than others. Yes, this is this isn't a
situation like that, audible. Well, I didn't blow up the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
No, no, no, not doing it. No, I don't participate
in that kind of No, that's do Yeah, thank you
for saying that.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So, I don't know if you guys remember the beginning
of the show. Right before the show started, I bolted
out of here. We noticed we set up the show. Yeah,
and I excused myself because I had a little bit
of a situation where something hit me and I realized,
oh fuck, I have about maybe like five to six
(03:07):
minutes to go take care of business, which isn't a
ton of time I can usually I've trained my body
being in radio for as long as I have to
take quick shits. Wow, I'm a quick shitter.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
So like even at home, are you a quick shitter?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Kind of Oh? Wow, I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't sit on the toilet and just sit there
and scroll on my phone or anything like that. I
go take my shit and then I'm done and I'm out.
Like a ten minute trip to the bathroom is a
really long trip for me, So that doesn't really happen
that all. Oh and I really do believe it is
because of being in radio. You have a commercial break,
which is however long to be able to do your
business and get back to the studio. And so my
(03:44):
body like knows, like get it out and then come back. Wow,
get it out yea, and then come back. That's how
it works, that's it. Okay, So get that sickness out.
That's what you gotta do. You got to get it
out and then come back.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So I look up, I see about have about six minutes,
which isn't a ton of time, but I think I
think I got this. Not a big deal.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I wouldn't personally for me at work. Not With six minutes, there.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Wasn't much of a choice. I had to go. Oh no,
I had to go. And so I wasn't because I
did think we'll all wait, talk to the first break,
We'll get that out of the way, and then I'll go.
And then it was like, okay, no, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go. And I felt like it would be
a quick operation. Okay, so no big So I'd go
run down to the bathroom, go to the bathroom, and
(04:30):
it is quick operation. Boom boom boom, It's done. Sickness
is out, ready to go, and I go, okay, I'm
feeling pretty good. I got plenty of time to get back.
No big deal. Well, I go to use the toilet
paper and the cleaning crew comes in in the middle
of the night, and they obviously clean the bathrooms and
(04:50):
all the studios and all that stuff. So we have
a situation where they have restocked the toilet paper. So
it's a it's one of those industrial rules in our
in our bathroom over there, and there are these giant
rolls and they have like the cover thing on them,
so you can't even have access in there or whatever
under it, like exactly. And so when you put a
(05:15):
brand new role, and sometimes this will happen with your
regular toilet paper at home too, there's no starter piece
where you get this. You know, you have to have
a little piece to start the role, and then you
rip it and then it goes and a big deal.
But I don't know, have you ever run into a
situation with a regular piece of toilet paper where there's
no starter piece and you're like it's and you're like,
(05:36):
why is this thing not tearing?
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Because usually there's a piece that kind of flaps up
and you.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Know, like, Okay, that's where I can kind of rip
it and pull and it will come apart and you're good. Well,
there'll be times when you get it and there's no
starter piece and you go, oh, ship, like how do
I tear it to get it going? And it's like
then you get like two pieces and you're.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Sometimes its shreds.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, you get like a shred of a piece and
then the whole mess. Yes, that's where I'm at where
I go to wipe and I'm spinning the thing because
again I'm under I can't see and there's no starter piece.
Not at first. Not at first, I go okay, well
(06:19):
then maybe I'm maybe I'm doing it backwards. Maybe they
did maybe they did it the other way. So I
start going the other way. There's no starter piece, and
now I'm doing the thing where I'm kind of using
my fingernails, like okay, I gotta get the starter piece
to find it to rip it. It's not available, And
so now I'm like, okay, well I gotta figure this out.
(06:40):
I gotta tear How do you tear a giant piece
of toilet paper roll that I can't see? I have
no because there's no, it all feels the same. There's
no part of it that feels like Okay, that's where
it starts. Because if I can get that, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
These holders are low too, They're like really low.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
They're underneath with the toilet is abnormally at that point
for yes, Now I'm like, okay, I've spent a solid
minute looking for this thing, and I've already spent however
time I spent in the bathroom. I own, I know,
I only have like five minutes total, and so I go,
oh fuck, Now now I'm starting to feel panic, panic
(07:22):
like scraping. I'm doing the thing, so I makes it worse.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
The panic makes it worse.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, I'm stressing out now. Yeah. So now I go, okay,
well I just got to tear a piece anywhere just
to get something going.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
You need something because starting point, So I.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Rip, and what Sky mentioned happens where like a string
of toilet paper comes off and then it tears because
it's also so heavy that there it's not like able
to just roll off the thing, like you got to
put some strength into it to get it to go.
And so I get about yay much of toilet paper,
(08:02):
and I'm like, well, that's not going to be enough.
That's not not anywhere near what I need. And so
now I go, I'm looking around, and I'm like, okay,
what can I use?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Are we considering other?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I am considering using the what you call it? No, no, no,
I wasn't gonna a T shirt? No no, no, you are?
You guys? Are the paper towels.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
That you imagine if any came in your shirt list
and didn't say a word, you sat down, all right?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Welcome on a Friday? That is usually I started, I
don't know why. Welcome on a Friday.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Never, that's like the most generic sports radio open every Friday's.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Have you ever said that once in your career?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So I'm looking I go do a paper towels?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Are?
Speaker 6 (08:52):
So?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'm afraid that it's gonna clog the toilet?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Well?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
And are you also concerned that they're all dirty? Because
Emily dropped them all on the lower.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
The day before.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
They didn't clean them up, and then and then and
then didn't clean them up for like two hours until
Eddie reminded.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Her, as are still on the ground.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
I mean, got okay, so different I was in the
other you actually had clean.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I guess I don't know people.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Okay, but you're right, those things are way too thick.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But these are like industrial toilets, though, I feel like
if you only used one or two you could flush.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I think they literally have signs up. Don't.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Also, the paper towers are very scratchy, so you rip
apart your asshole, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
So I am able to continue to scrape off little
strands of toilet paper to the point of where I
have a kind of a handful where I can go.
I can get a decent one wipe out of this.
Get I get the one wipe that's not and I go.
Now there's still stuff going on down there, Like I
I'm normally at least minimum a two wiper, if not more,
(10:08):
you know, And so one wipe. What's this going to do?
And now I'm at the point where the last time
it ripped, it's not spinning again, and I can't find
any spot, and I'm like, oh my god, and again
panic is in. I know, I gotta get back. We're
about to start the show. I got to welcome people.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
To a Friday. The day is crazy?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
What is going on? Yes, yes, Edy, I'm freaking.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Out now, you know, like sweating, and especially like Eddie too,
because like you're I mean, like your schedule at the airport,
like you you like being ready to do.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So your panic is worse than anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's bad. So I have to now make the call
what I got the one wiped out, So I'm I'm okay,
nowhere near clean, but I go My only other recourse here,
I believe, is to zip up and go to the
next restroom and find toilet.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I able gas.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
That's a lot to do when you're like on the
clock like that like that.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
So this is where I'm at. So this is what
I decide. I gotta do this and do it quick.
So I do the thing where I pull up my
pants and I go. I know that I don't want
to be moving too much because I don't want to know.
So there is a bit of a wattle happening when
I gotta go around, and then they're right next door
to each other. So it's not like I got a
(11:36):
mile or anything like that, but it's gross. It is,
and I'm like, oh god, this is a nightmare. So
I go over. Thankfully, I see they haven't changed the
toilet paper, so the toilet paper and this one is
still there. Okay, so I'm good, So go quickly clean
up business, which you know I mean. I'm like, I
don't think another one, just one wipe is good enough. Here,
I'm gonna I'm gonna really make sure because when you're
(11:58):
walking your.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Spreading stuff, I don't want to think about that.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You're trying to smush things together, and see what happened.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I don't want good.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It's not good. Powerwasher, power washer. And so I go,
all right, so I clean up. I now am thinking,
oh my god, when I'm done, I'm going to open
up the door and that light is going to be on.
And that's that's your my nightmare. That's my nightmare, thinking
like I'm late to go into this.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
And I'm saying, welcome in on Friday and Friday, Welcome in,
Welcome in at six oh one on a Friday Friday,
giving you the time and date as if at nineteen
eighty five.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
What about the weather?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Are you go?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
We'll give them the weather.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
To one minute past six. Yeah, you said that moment
in front of seven o'clock, in.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
That moment of oh crap, the light's going to be on.
We're going to be on the air. Had you made
the decision if you were going to be honest on
why you were late coming in.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Or were you just going to try and on this
graphic of a level because I can't because yeah, but
I would have told you guys we had a situation
a bathroom, Yeah, because I admit to things when I am.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
No Eddie twenty five forever. We're not going to go
I was.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
I want to refer
Guys, we had a little bit of a situation today
in the bathroom. Now it's not okay, it's twenty five,
it's twenty kids. We're not doing that anymore. We're not
doing it anymore. But you're still we're not bringing it up.
It has nothing to do with them. That's a good thing, right.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
But you're still saying you don't even need to mention
my name. It's your story.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
But I know the audience if they hear a bathroom
situation at work, everybody's gonna be like, whatever want to
do now.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
For taking big ships? I mean, I don't know what
you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Really you want? Okay, next next time we put it into.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Our audience's head.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Wow, Sorry, I'm going to ask I'm going to do
a survey at I'm going to do a survey at Kegs.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Okay, if you do that, I'm going to ask.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Everyone who they think takes the biggest ships on the show.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I wonder, I wonder.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
If is this going to be like a voted, like
a right survey?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Guy, I wonder who will Well, you said nobody thinks
you do.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So listen, guys, oh wait, what this doesn't have to
do with Emily.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah, come on, Yeah, don't make it about you, Emily
jeez Sky.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Sorry really, yeah, there was a real shitty situation that
happened earlier on the show in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's time for the one podcast over a year, completely
uncensored and unding filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
The show's after show starts. Now.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I really thought you were going to be happy that
it doesn't involve.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You, that you're like, don't keep bringing up my name.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Okay, because because it doesn't involve me.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Good, we got that off the.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
So I was like, Okay, Emily is gonna be so excited?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I'm I will not do it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You're doing it. You're the one that started all of this.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
No, no, but huh confused? Really tell me, Emily, I will.
I will be fully free to admit this involves me.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No, boots, because it actually happened, is it? Yes, what
you're about to talk about actually happened.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Right.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Do you swear on your children that it happened.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yeah, okay, so that means that it really happened, ye,
nor children.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, and I'm frying to talk about it. Okay, everybody
poops heard it?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Anybody read it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Some louder than others. Yes, this is this isn't a
situation like that, audible. Well, I didn't blow up the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
No, no, no, not doing it. No, I don't participate
in that kind of No, that's do Yeah, thank you
for saying that.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So, I don't know if you guys remember the beginning
of the show. Right before the show started, I bolted
out of here. We noticed we set up the show. Yeah,
and I excused myself because I had a little bit
of a situation where something hit me and I realized,
oh fuck, I have about maybe like five to six
(03:07):
minutes to go take care of business, which isn't a
ton of time I can usually I've trained my body
being in radio for as long as I have to
take quick shits. Wow, I'm a quick shitter.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
So like even at home, are you a quick shitter?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Kind of Oh? Wow, I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't sit on the toilet and just sit there
and scroll on my phone or anything like that. I
go take my shit and then I'm done and I'm out.
Like a ten minute trip to the bathroom is a
really long trip for me, So that doesn't really happen
that all. Oh and I really do believe it is
because of being in radio. You have a commercial break,
which is however long to be able to do your
business and get back to the studio. And so my
(03:44):
body like knows, like get it out and then come back. Wow,
get it out yea, and then come back. That's how
it works, that's it. Okay, So get that sickness out.
That's what you gotta do. You got to get it
out and then come back.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So I look up, I see about have about six minutes,
which isn't a ton of time, but I think I
think I got this. Not a big deal.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I wouldn't personally for me at work. Not With six minutes, there.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Wasn't much of a choice. I had to go. Oh no,
I had to go. And so I wasn't because I
did think we'll all wait, talk to the first break,
We'll get that out of the way, and then I'll go.
And then it was like, okay, no, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go. And I felt like it would be
a quick operation. Okay, so no big So I'd go
run down to the bathroom, go to the bathroom, and
(04:30):
it is quick operation. Boom boom boom, It's done. Sickness
is out, ready to go, and I go, okay, I'm
feeling pretty good. I got plenty of time to get back.
No big deal. Well, I go to use the toilet
paper and the cleaning crew comes in in the middle
of the night, and they obviously clean the bathrooms and
(04:50):
all the studios and all that stuff. So we have
a situation where they have restocked the toilet paper. So
it's a it's one of those industrial rules in our
in our bathroom over there, and there are these giant
rolls and they have like the cover thing on them,
so you can't even have access in there or whatever
under it, like exactly. And so when you put a
(05:15):
brand new role, and sometimes this will happen with your
regular toilet paper at home too, there's no starter piece
where you get this. You know, you have to have
a little piece to start the role, and then you
rip it and then it goes and a big deal.
But I don't know, have you ever run into a
situation with a regular piece of toilet paper where there's
no starter piece and you're like it's and you're like,
(05:36):
why is this thing not tearing?
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Because usually there's a piece that kind of flaps up
and you.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Know, like, Okay, that's where I can kind of rip
it and pull and it will come apart and you're good. Well,
there'll be times when you get it and there's no
starter piece and you go, oh, ship, like how do
I tear it to get it going? And it's like
then you get like two pieces and you're.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Sometimes its shreds.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, you get like a shred of a piece and
then the whole mess. Yes, that's where I'm at where
I go to wipe and I'm spinning the thing because
again I'm under I can't see and there's no starter piece.
Not at first. Not at first, I go okay, well
(06:19):
then maybe I'm maybe I'm doing it backwards. Maybe they
did maybe they did it the other way. So I
start going the other way. There's no starter piece, and
now I'm doing the thing where I'm kind of using
my fingernails, like okay, I gotta get the starter piece
to find it to rip it. It's not available, And
so now I'm like, okay, well I gotta figure this out.
(06:40):
I gotta tear How do you tear a giant piece
of toilet paper roll that I can't see? I have
no because there's no, it all feels the same. There's
no part of it that feels like Okay, that's where
it starts. Because if I can get that, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
These holders are low too, They're like really low.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
They're underneath with the toilet is abnormally at that point
for yes, Now I'm like, okay, I've spent a solid
minute looking for this thing, and I've already spent however
time I spent in the bathroom. I own, I know,
I only have like five minutes total, and so I go,
oh fuck, Now now I'm starting to feel panic, panic
(07:22):
like scraping. I'm doing the thing, so I makes it worse.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
The panic makes it worse.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, I'm stressing out now. Yeah. So now I go, okay,
well I just got to tear a piece anywhere just
to get something going.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
You need something because starting point, So I.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Rip, and what Sky mentioned happens where like a string
of toilet paper comes off and then it tears because
it's also so heavy that there it's not like able
to just roll off the thing, like you got to
put some strength into it to get it to go.
And so I get about yay much of toilet paper,
(08:02):
and I'm like, well, that's not going to be enough.
That's not not anywhere near what I need. And so
now I go, I'm looking around, and I'm like, okay,
what can I use?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Are we considering other?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I am considering using the what you call it? No, no, no,
I wasn't gonna a T shirt? No no, no, you are?
You guys? Are the paper towels.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
That you imagine if any came in your shirt list
and didn't say a word, you sat down, all right?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Welcome on a Friday? That is usually I started, I
don't know why. Welcome on a Friday.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Never, that's like the most generic sports radio open every Friday's.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Have you ever said that once in your career?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So I'm looking I go do a paper towels?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Are?
Speaker 6 (08:52):
So?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'm afraid that it's gonna clog the toilet?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Well?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
And are you also concerned that they're all dirty? Because
Emily dropped them all on the lower.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
The day before.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
They didn't clean them up, and then and then and
then didn't clean them up for like two hours until
Eddie reminded.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Her, as are still on the ground.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
I mean, got okay, so different I was in the
other you actually had clean.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I guess I don't know people.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Okay, but you're right, those things are way too thick.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But these are like industrial toilets, though, I feel like
if you only used one or two you could flush.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I think they literally have signs up. Don't.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Also, the paper towers are very scratchy, so you rip
apart your asshole, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
So I am able to continue to scrape off little
strands of toilet paper to the point of where I
have a kind of a handful where I can go.
I can get a decent one wipe out of this.
Get I get the one wipe that's not and I go.
Now there's still stuff going on down there, Like I
I'm normally at least minimum a two wiper, if not more,
(10:08):
you know, And so one wipe. What's this going to do?
And now I'm at the point where the last time
it ripped, it's not spinning again, and I can't find
any spot, and I'm like, oh my god, and again
panic is in. I know, I gotta get back. We're
about to start the show. I got to welcome people.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
To a Friday. The day is crazy?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
What is going on? Yes, yes, Edy, I'm freaking.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Out now, you know, like sweating, and especially like Eddie too,
because like you're I mean, like your schedule at the airport,
like you you like being ready to do.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So your panic is worse than anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's bad. So I have to now make the call
what I got the one wiped out, So I'm I'm okay,
nowhere near clean, but I go My only other recourse here,
I believe, is to zip up and go to the
next restroom and find toilet.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I able gas.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
That's a lot to do when you're like on the
clock like that like that.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
So this is where I'm at. So this is what
I decide. I gotta do this and do it quick.
So I do the thing where I pull up my
pants and I go. I know that I don't want
to be moving too much because I don't want to know.
So there is a bit of a wattle happening when
I gotta go around, and then they're right next door
to each other. So it's not like I got a
(11:36):
mile or anything like that, but it's gross. It is,
and I'm like, oh god, this is a nightmare. So
I go over. Thankfully, I see they haven't changed the
toilet paper, so the toilet paper and this one is
still there. Okay, so I'm good, So go quickly clean
up business, which you know I mean. I'm like, I
don't think another one, just one wipe is good enough. Here,
I'm gonna I'm gonna really make sure because when you're
(11:58):
walking your.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Spreading stuff, I don't want to think about that.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You're trying to smush things together, and see what happened.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I don't want good.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It's not good. Powerwasher, power washer. And so I go,
all right, so I clean up. I now am thinking,
oh my god, when I'm done, I'm going to open
up the door and that light is going to be on.
And that's that's your my nightmare. That's my nightmare, thinking
like I'm late to go into this.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
And I'm saying, welcome in on Friday and Friday, Welcome in,
Welcome in at six oh one on a Friday Friday,
giving you the time and date as if at nineteen
eighty five.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
What about the weather?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Are you go?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
We'll give them the weather.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
To one minute past six. Yeah, you said that moment
in front of seven o'clock, in.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
That moment of oh crap, the light's going to be on.
We're going to be on the air. Had you made
the decision if you were going to be honest on
why you were late coming in.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Or were you just going to try and on this
graphic of a level because I can't because yeah, but
I would have told you guys we had a situation
a bathroom, Yeah, because I admit to things when I am.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
No Eddie twenty five forever. We're not going to go
I was.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
I want to refer
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