January 15, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky tells us about her office kitchen incident and how she stepped in to "help"
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, this is not good.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Our new little kitchen area has become a disaster. We
talked about recently that I had an incident with Emily
making her fart eggs in there.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I tell you what, man, The other day I walked
in the hallway. She did it again. Yesterday, she was yesterday.
I tried to block it out and it was it
was bad.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It was just just egg whites, and I thought I
was going to be a little bit safer this time.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Anybody that walked in the hallway, they were done. It
was awful.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
But that's not what we're talking about. There has been
a murder scene basically, that has happened in our new
kitchen area, and Sky was involved.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast year.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Completely uncensored and unding filtered except for that part the
show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I can't tell you how much I hate this. I
hate this.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We had our own nice little setup in Emily's studio.
We had our fridge in there, we had a toaster,
and we had a microwave.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Never been a problem.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Other than Emily making her.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
But there's never been an issue, you know, And then
all of a sudden late last year, they came in
and said.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh, that can't be hazard.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Your whole station will go off the air because you
have a toaster. Yes, Like, what the fuck are you
talking about. I mean, that's pretty bad. If that's the case,
this is not good. And so they said, all right,
you got to move everything across the.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Hall, across the hall, and that's okay.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's going to save the day.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay, So they dedicated a room across the hall to
be our new kitchen area because it is really too
far to go to our kitchenette area to go warm
things up or whatever. I mean, we've got to be
back on the air. So we now got to go
across the hall, which is still a pain in the ass,
but whatever. And so we've done it. We moved our
microwave and our toaster into this room. We were messing around.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
The fridge. Fridge is back in our office.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
We're not with our friends.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
No, I don't want people puttingtuff making it smell.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
I use our fridge, as does Eddiot and Scott. I'm
surprised that Emily uses the community fridge.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I go back into the big kitchenette often for water.
I go a couple of times in morning, and so
I just like that. I can kill two birds with
one stone and get makes the.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Wrist though, because people will take things.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, you're not worried about that.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm not worried about that. Steal tupperware with mushrooms and
broccoli in it, and then another thing of egg whites.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I don't know I had. I had a family heirloom
with milk and it stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It's a travel mugs, grammar travel.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
My gramma nineteen years old. She gave me that travel mug,
said please take good care of.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
This, something to go.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Some piece of ship stole it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That is wild. I'm not gonna lie. That is wild.
But I don't know that there was a family.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I find in the mug.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I ever find out the person man my grandma still
my grandma, Judy still doesn't know about it.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I can't tell it.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Is it on site.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You hear Big Rich you know he's a former NFL player,
he was, and you die, oh so yeah, So now
we have to go across the hall to warm up
our food if we want to toast anything. And that's
what's going on. But because it's in that room, it
has become a community microwave and toaster, even though we
(03:42):
own it, it's ours. But because it's in that room,
the rest of the radio stations now can use it.
Nothing was ever said about it. I never said, yeah,
you can use that microwave, but it sort of just
became that. And Okay, I guess now. I have run
into situations before where I needed to warm something up.
(04:04):
Somebody else from another radio station had their food in there.
It was warmed up, but then they just left it,
you know, like they had to go back on the air.
So their food is still in there. What do I do?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I take it up, put it on top of the microwave,
warm my stuff up, and then just left. You can
just leave it.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
You don't put it back in though.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Before you you leave it your your that's your own fault.
You gotta watch your food. Okay, it's just like a
washing machine. You can't just leave your clothes there and
just walk away and go I'm good.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
It's hysterically put it back in there.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Think they come back thinking it was done and they
eat it it's cold still.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Hey, I'll be honest with you. I'm sending a message.
Oh wow, that's his sense. Wow, Like, don't fuck around.
Put your ship to stay with your food. You gotta
baby sit your food. You can just go two minutes.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, is that what they do?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Here's the latest dug cat fuck you.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
With your food, stay with your food, but they have
to play do.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm sorry, this isn't isn't just your microwave, which in
fact is my microwave.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So whatever. Damn.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Now this situation I was not involved in, thankfully, because
I usually am, but this one I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
This had to do with sky.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
But you steal somebody's food in the community fridge guys
guy's known for.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Being a It was a splash of creamer one time.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
You walked into her house and you see your travel mug.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
I wouldn't be shocked at all. I wouldn't be surprised
on site on.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Clos me.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Cocky with the mug, and then they would break.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
So I've been using said kitchenette whatever we're calling it,
across the hall more recently now because you know, I'm
trying to eat better in my morning.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No more fast food in the morning.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's really even making some eggs and broccoli.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Oh no, that's that's that's offensive that.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You said you're trying to eat better than health as it.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Gets well, it is.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
That is as healthy as a can said. My doctor
would love if I was eating that, But no, I can't.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Go that crazy.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
So I have my Chuck Norris drink in the morning
that we covered on the podcast.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
She drank.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
She drank her anti aging uh serum serum that you
got from and she finished it and goes, not that
bad born.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Person down the hallway what she was doing? Yes, missed, Yes,
I heard it, and I'm like, who is she talking to?
And I saw him, like, why would you tell that
person that you're drinking the Norris Magic anti aging serum.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Maynaise like Gina, okay, he'll be like whatever.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
You need to know, A sharp shooter, that's the stupid.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
So so I'm I'm trying to make my breakfast here
at the radio station.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
More don't get the wrong Emily.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
She's still making bagels every day.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Healthy.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
It's like four pieces of Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
I know, I know sugar, I know sugar, but trans
fats is my problem.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Okay, I know I was going to make cream a
wheat this week.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
School and brown sugar a little bit of.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
You can leave it, okay, but I mean again again,
it's about I don't have the numbers saturated fats.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
That's what I gotta. You know, it's like cheese and
milk is when I got I'm not guys, okay, your
numbers are.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
I feel like I feel it's almost time to go
back in to get my numbers checked.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
And I haven't moved.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Yeah, Like seriously, I want to have a fucking Jersey
mic sub so bad I kill someone for it.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
But no, kill somebody for it.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
It's so good with that MIC's way. Okay anyway, So yeah,
so this morning, I have a plane bagel from Trader
Joe's and I have an avocado.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Trader Joe's bagel, so discussed guy.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Yeah, they don't even come like pre cut or anything. Yeah,
like you know normally when you get like a grocery
store bagel. Yeah, so I have to try and cut
through it in that room.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
You ever have an older bread where it's yet, but
it's like it's like coming apart a little bit and
it's like crummy. That's what I Trader Joe's or V's bagel.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Yeah, as I'm cutting description of plastic knife, it is
like crumbling, just like you said, crumbling.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
And I haven't even if it's fresh, and it's like
too shiny, like the bagel is always too shiny plastic.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Yeah, it's did they put pledge on the stand.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
And those saraily like bagels last forever because of how
many preserves won't.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Never it's not really bread.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
So I'm doing a Trader Jones plain bagel and an avocado.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yeah, I know, a different free I really mix it
up with some saltn pepper and some onion flake we
got a year ago.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
So anyway, so popping that bad boy in the toaster
and uh as you covered, Eddie, I'm I'm watching my food.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I am staying with my food.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
I am not abandoning my food because I feel that's weird.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I like anythink it happened. Like I'm telling you right now.
If I came in there and your bagel is in
the toaster, I'm taking it out.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
If I got to use a toaster even if it's
not done. Wow are you there?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
And it takes two and a half minutes, three minutes,
you heart.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Of babysitting your food? Do you not understand? Not on
my watch? Get it out of there. Nobody was here.
That's nobody was here.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
So after I saw through my yoga Matt Bagel. I
plopped that bad boy in the toaster, and then all
of a sudden, I start hearing this cracking.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And this popping his fork again.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
Hopefully we shaved him out of cat justify it.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It was, would you put it in the toaster?
Speaker 7 (10:41):
No, it's crazy, that'd be stupid, guys.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
No, No, you're right, Eddie.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
I should have looked around for thor I didn't see that.
So I'm hearing this cracking and this popping, and it
is progressively getting like more and more intense. And that's
when I look over and realize someone has put fucking
something in the microwave and they ain't babysitting it. They're gone,
Like I don't even know how long this thing has
(11:09):
fucking been running, because it's now to the point where
it's like doing that like dry crackle thing, like.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
When you overheat a hot dog in the microwave.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Yea, or or if you got like spaghetti, yeah, yeah,
it's and then and then I think I'm starting I'm
hearing splattering as well.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Dan, because then nobody's gonna clean the microwave like that thing.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
This is disgusting now, and so I immediately without thinking, because
it's so like I don't know, sometimes I feel like
I'm noise sensitive and like the.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Which is insane with your voice, I'm just okay.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
That's not fucking.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Okay, that's not yeah, certain sounds that gets your voice?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Can you go together?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I know, imagine.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Up, so.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Shut up.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
So I immediately without even thinking, because in this little room,
because it's now our little makeshift kitchen, we have all
these little things, like we have a cupful of forks,
we have a cup ful of knives, we have a
stack of paper towels.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Emily keeps it nice and stopped in their place. Yep,
the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
So immediately I just, without thinking, open the microwave door.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Stop. I opened the micross.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Okay, can you shut up?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
That's why I don't have a microwap at home.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
So I opened the microwave door, and I immediately just
grab a paper towel. And because it's in like a
tupperware and it's pasta with sauce that has exploded everywhere,
but it's not my pasta. And as I'm like covering
stop it. As I'm covering it with the paper, town.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
I would just stop it I don't mean, and they
don't know whether it was done or not, cares to
stop it.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
I'm not thinking about any of this. I just I
just like acting on like reflex, like.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Almost like covering their possible like.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
It's my pasta, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Like I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
What's going to happen is if somebody walks in, they're
going to think, oh, way to go, Sky, Well I
was why did you do that? Because they're think it's
your apostile, my mess, your mess.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I would if I was warming up food. First of all,
this has never happened because I baby is sitting my food.
But if somebody, you know, put a towel over my food,
I'd be like, oh, I'm not eating that now, Like
I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Know because I would know where that towel was.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
What is going on? That's a really weird thing to do.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Yeah, but this is Sky. She she when it comes to.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Normal, normal behavior and community things, she doesn't get it.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
She takes she takes on the people's ship.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
It was surprising that she's that she's breaking unwritten price.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
She didn't take a couple of bikes out of this spaghetti.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Maybe maybe maybe I take some for love bug.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
I didn't take it home, so I covered it. And
then after I cover it, I realized.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Did you wrap it underneath the bottom because you keep doing.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
This, that's where you do with the paper towel, because
it was you didn't just like set because because then
when it spins the paper towel, you know, So I
I like, like, literally, I'm acting like it's my pasta.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I'm not even thinking.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
But then as I'm tucking the paper towel, I'm realizing,
this is fucking weird.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I don't know whose food this is. I don't know this.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
To my egare back off my.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You know obviously you know Sky, so wouldn't bother you
that much. But it was some rando that you didn't
know very well, and they came over and were messing.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
With your food.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You're gonna be this aggressive?
Speaker 5 (15:07):
She takes her food?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
My food back up.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
It's like splattering everywhere. So I was trying to help you.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Sorry, Oh that's okay.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I knew what it was doing and I was going
to clean that up later. Please please don't mess with
my food. It has to cook a certain way, thank
you very much.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I'm gonna make sure you're written up.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna now.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So yeah, that's extreme sky.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
So when I talk, I then start to panic, like
what the fuck am I doing? This isn't my food.
I don't know whose food this is. So you know,
when you panic, you again do things you don't quite
think through.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
So my bagel, pops.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
I grabbed my bagel, I closed the microwave door, I
hit start and.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Walk away, So you're cooking it again.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
There was no time left on that bad boy, and
so I hit start to finish out whatever time they put.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
And now there's a paper towel on it randel, and.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I don't know whose it is. I don't know who
went to retrieve it.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
I don't know their thoughts when they saw the paper towel,
But I feel like, did I bad?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Well that's really weird. Yeah as usual? Did you hear me?
Back up the
Well, this is not good.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Our new little kitchen area has become a disaster. We
talked about recently that I had an incident with Emily
making her fart eggs in there.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I tell you what, man, The other day I walked
in the hallway. She did it again. Yesterday, she was yesterday.
I tried to block it out and it was it
was bad.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It was just just egg whites, and I thought I
was going to be a little bit safer this time.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Anybody that walked in the hallway, they were done. It
was awful.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
But that's not what we're talking about. There has been
a murder scene basically, that has happened in our new
kitchen area, and Sky was involved.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast year.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Completely uncensored and unding filtered except for that part the
show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I can't tell you how much I hate this. I
hate this.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We had our own nice little setup in Emily's studio.
We had our fridge in there, we had a toaster,
and we had a microwave.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Never been a problem.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Other than Emily making her.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
But there's never been an issue, you know, And then
all of a sudden late last year, they came in
and said.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh, that can't be hazard.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Your whole station will go off the air because you
have a toaster. Yes, Like, what the fuck are you
talking about. I mean, that's pretty bad. If that's the case,
this is not good. And so they said, all right,
you got to move everything across the.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Hall, across the hall, and that's okay.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's going to save the day.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay, So they dedicated a room across the hall to
be our new kitchen area because it is really too
far to go to our kitchenette area to go warm
things up or whatever. I mean, we've got to be
back on the air. So we now got to go
across the hall, which is still a pain in the ass,
but whatever. And so we've done it. We moved our
microwave and our toaster into this room. We were messing around.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
The fridge. Fridge is back in our office.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
We're not with our friends.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
No, I don't want people puttingtuff making it smell.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
I use our fridge, as does Eddiot and Scott. I'm
surprised that Emily uses the community fridge.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I go back into the big kitchenette often for water.
I go a couple of times in morning, and so
I just like that. I can kill two birds with
one stone and get makes the.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Wrist though, because people will take things.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, you're not worried about that.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm not worried about that. Steal tupperware with mushrooms and
broccoli in it, and then another thing of egg whites.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I don't know I had. I had a family heirloom
with milk and it stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It's a travel mugs, grammar travel.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
My gramma nineteen years old. She gave me that travel mug,
said please take good care of.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
This, something to go.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Some piece of ship stole it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That is wild. I'm not gonna lie. That is wild.
But I don't know that there was a family.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I find in the mug.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I ever find out the person man my grandma still
my grandma, Judy still doesn't know about it.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I can't tell it.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Is it on site.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You hear Big Rich you know he's a former NFL player,
he was, and you die, oh so yeah, So now
we have to go across the hall to warm up
our food if we want to toast anything. And that's
what's going on. But because it's in that room, it
has become a community microwave and toaster, even though we
(03:42):
own it, it's ours. But because it's in that room,
the rest of the radio stations now can use it.
Nothing was ever said about it. I never said, yeah,
you can use that microwave, but it sort of just
became that. And Okay, I guess now. I have run
into situations before where I needed to warm something up.
(04:04):
Somebody else from another radio station had their food in there.
It was warmed up, but then they just left it,
you know, like they had to go back on the air.
So their food is still in there. What do I do?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I take it up, put it on top of the microwave,
warm my stuff up, and then just left. You can
just leave it.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
You don't put it back in though.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Before you you leave it your your that's your own fault.
You gotta watch your food. Okay, it's just like a
washing machine. You can't just leave your clothes there and
just walk away and go I'm good.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
It's hysterically put it back in there.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Think they come back thinking it was done and they
eat it it's cold still.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Hey, I'll be honest with you. I'm sending a message.
Oh wow, that's his sense. Wow, Like, don't fuck around.
Put your ship to stay with your food. You gotta
baby sit your food. You can just go two minutes.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, is that what they do?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Here's the latest dug cat fuck you.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
With your food, stay with your food, but they have
to play do.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm sorry, this isn't isn't just your microwave, which in
fact is my microwave.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So whatever. Damn.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Now this situation I was not involved in, thankfully, because
I usually am, but this one I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
This had to do with sky.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
But you steal somebody's food in the community fridge guys
guy's known for.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Being a It was a splash of creamer one time.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
You walked into her house and you see your travel mug.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
I wouldn't be shocked at all. I wouldn't be surprised
on site on.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Clos me.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Cocky with the mug, and then they would break.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
So I've been using said kitchenette whatever we're calling it,
across the hall more recently now because you know, I'm
trying to eat better in my morning.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No more fast food in the morning.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's really even making some eggs and broccoli.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Oh no, that's that's that's offensive that.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You said you're trying to eat better than health as it.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Gets well, it is.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
That is as healthy as a can said. My doctor
would love if I was eating that, But no, I can't.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Go that crazy.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
So I have my Chuck Norris drink in the morning
that we covered on the podcast.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
She drank.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
She drank her anti aging uh serum serum that you
got from and she finished it and goes, not that
bad born.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Person down the hallway what she was doing? Yes, missed, Yes,
I heard it, and I'm like, who is she talking to?
And I saw him, like, why would you tell that
person that you're drinking the Norris Magic anti aging serum.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Maynaise like Gina, okay, he'll be like whatever.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
You need to know, A sharp shooter, that's the stupid.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
So so I'm I'm trying to make my breakfast here
at the radio station.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
More don't get the wrong Emily.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
She's still making bagels every day.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Healthy.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
It's like four pieces of Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
I know, I know sugar, I know sugar, but trans
fats is my problem.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Okay, I know I was going to make cream a
wheat this week.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
School and brown sugar a little bit of.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
You can leave it, okay, but I mean again again,
it's about I don't have the numbers saturated fats.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
That's what I gotta. You know, it's like cheese and
milk is when I got I'm not guys, okay, your
numbers are.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
I feel like I feel it's almost time to go
back in to get my numbers checked.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
And I haven't moved.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Yeah, Like seriously, I want to have a fucking Jersey
mic sub so bad I kill someone for it.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
But no, kill somebody for it.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
It's so good with that MIC's way. Okay anyway, So yeah,
so this morning, I have a plane bagel from Trader
Joe's and I have an avocado.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Trader Joe's bagel, so discussed guy.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Yeah, they don't even come like pre cut or anything. Yeah,
like you know normally when you get like a grocery
store bagel. Yeah, so I have to try and cut
through it in that room.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
You ever have an older bread where it's yet, but
it's like it's like coming apart a little bit and
it's like crummy. That's what I Trader Joe's or V's bagel.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Yeah, as I'm cutting description of plastic knife, it is
like crumbling, just like you said, crumbling.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
And I haven't even if it's fresh, and it's like
too shiny, like the bagel is always too shiny plastic.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Yeah, it's did they put pledge on the stand.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
And those saraily like bagels last forever because of how
many preserves won't.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Never it's not really bread.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
So I'm doing a Trader Jones plain bagel and an avocado.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yeah, I know, a different free I really mix it
up with some saltn pepper and some onion flake we
got a year ago.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
So anyway, so popping that bad boy in the toaster
and uh as you covered, Eddie, I'm I'm watching my food.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I am staying with my food.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
I am not abandoning my food because I feel that's weird.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I like anythink it happened. Like I'm telling you right now.
If I came in there and your bagel is in
the toaster, I'm taking it out.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
If I got to use a toaster even if it's
not done. Wow are you there?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
And it takes two and a half minutes, three minutes,
you heart.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Of babysitting your food? Do you not understand? Not on
my watch? Get it out of there. Nobody was here.
That's nobody was here.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
So after I saw through my yoga Matt Bagel. I
plopped that bad boy in the toaster, and then all
of a sudden, I start hearing this cracking.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And this popping his fork again.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
Hopefully we shaved him out of cat justify it.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It was, would you put it in the toaster?
Speaker 7 (10:41):
No, it's crazy, that'd be stupid, guys.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
No, No, you're right, Eddie.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
I should have looked around for thor I didn't see that.
So I'm hearing this cracking and this popping, and it
is progressively getting like more and more intense. And that's
when I look over and realize someone has put fucking
something in the microwave and they ain't babysitting it. They're gone,
Like I don't even know how long this thing has
(11:09):
fucking been running, because it's now to the point where
it's like doing that like dry crackle thing, like.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
When you overheat a hot dog in the microwave.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Yea, or or if you got like spaghetti, yeah, yeah,
it's and then and then I think I'm starting I'm
hearing splattering as well.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Dan, because then nobody's gonna clean the microwave like that thing.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
This is disgusting now, and so I immediately without thinking, because
it's so like I don't know, sometimes I feel like
I'm noise sensitive and like the.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Which is insane with your voice, I'm just okay.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
That's not fucking.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Okay, that's not yeah, certain sounds that gets your voice?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Can you go together?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I know, imagine.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Up, so.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Shut up.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
So I immediately without even thinking, because in this little room,
because it's now our little makeshift kitchen, we have all
these little things, like we have a cupful of forks,
we have a cup ful of knives, we have a
stack of paper towels.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Emily keeps it nice and stopped in their place. Yep,
the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
So immediately I just, without thinking, open the microwave door.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Stop. I opened the micross.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Okay, can you shut up?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
That's why I don't have a microwap at home.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
So I opened the microwave door, and I immediately just
grab a paper towel. And because it's in like a
tupperware and it's pasta with sauce that has exploded everywhere,
but it's not my pasta. And as I'm like covering
stop it. As I'm covering it with the paper, town.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
I would just stop it I don't mean, and they
don't know whether it was done or not, cares to
stop it.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
I'm not thinking about any of this. I just I
just like acting on like reflex, like.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Almost like covering their possible like.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
It's my pasta, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Like I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
What's going to happen is if somebody walks in, they're
going to think, oh, way to go, Sky, Well I
was why did you do that? Because they're think it's
your apostile, my mess, your mess.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I would if I was warming up food. First of all,
this has never happened because I baby is sitting my food.
But if somebody, you know, put a towel over my food,
I'd be like, oh, I'm not eating that now, Like
I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Know because I would know where that towel was.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
What is going on? That's a really weird thing to do.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Yeah, but this is Sky. She she when it comes to.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Normal, normal behavior and community things, she doesn't get it.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
She takes she takes on the people's ship.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
It was surprising that she's that she's breaking unwritten price.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
She didn't take a couple of bikes out of this spaghetti.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Maybe maybe maybe I take some for love bug.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
I didn't take it home, so I covered it. And
then after I cover it, I realized.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Did you wrap it underneath the bottom because you keep doing.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
This, that's where you do with the paper towel, because
it was you didn't just like set because because then
when it spins the paper towel, you know, So I
I like, like, literally, I'm acting like it's my pasta.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I'm not even thinking.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
But then as I'm tucking the paper towel, I'm realizing,
this is fucking weird.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I don't know whose food this is. I don't know this.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
To my egare back off my.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You know obviously you know Sky, so wouldn't bother you
that much. But it was some rando that you didn't
know very well, and they came over and were messing.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
With your food.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You're gonna be this aggressive?
Speaker 5 (15:07):
She takes her food?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
My food back up.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
It's like splattering everywhere. So I was trying to help you.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Sorry, Oh that's okay.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I knew what it was doing and I was going
to clean that up later. Please please don't mess with
my food. It has to cook a certain way, thank
you very much.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I'm gonna make sure you're written up.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna now.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So yeah, that's extreme sky.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
So when I talk, I then start to panic, like
what the fuck am I doing? This isn't my food.
I don't know whose food this is. So you know,
when you panic, you again do things you don't quite
think through.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
So my bagel, pops.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
I grabbed my bagel, I closed the microwave door, I
hit start and.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Walk away, So you're cooking it again.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
There was no time left on that bad boy, and
so I hit start to finish out whatever time they put.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
And now there's a paper towel on it randel, and.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I don't know whose it is. I don't know who
went to retrieve it.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
I don't know their thoughts when they saw the paper towel,
But I feel like, did I bad?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Well that's really weird. Yeah as usual? Did you hear me?
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