January 17, 2025 • 9 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Emily turns on us all when things don't go her way when discussing how it feels to sneeze
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I mentioned it as we were getting off the air
that Emily and I were in the middle of a.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Little bit of a battle.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We got a little bit of a fight, you Sky,
You and Thor were in a whole different conversation.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah, we had a Yeah, you were in a whole.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Different crunching numbers situation. Loves loves crunching numbers.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I don't know what I was walking in.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Something stupid.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, our conversation was way more interesting, got it turned out? Yeah,
because of Emily's crazy thoughts on sneezing.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Over a year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for
that part.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
The show's after show starts now everybody knows and Emily, Okay,
you might be Emily yourself where you're a multiple sneeze
here in a row.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
You can't just have one sneeze.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I don't know if I ever have. Are there single
sneezers out?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
If I sneeze one, I sneeze one.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Oh, I'm a double You always two, like ninety nine
percent of the time.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Where you're gonna get to.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You know, that's horrific, dude. One sneeze is gross and awful,
especially if I'm in a closed space with you.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Two is i mean.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Next level three like this asshole, You're like, get the
fuck out of here, Get out of here.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Four as bad as that is, My buddy Jeff, his
wife Jenna sneeze five times in a row.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's my dad.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
And every time she sneezes after the after it, she
goes sorry, sorry, and he goes it.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Irri takes the ship out of him.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
She says sorry after every sneeze.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
He says he hates it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And my dad is kind of like Sky has a
weird sneeze, you know, when Sky sneezes, she goes.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, And I feel kind of like that's why I
have the second sneeze because the first hold like yeah,
I don't know, it.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Was like a pre come and.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I didn't have that in my mind.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
My dad is a rapid fire sneezer.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I'm just like, yeah, are you what is wrong?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
And that and hiccups annoy the ship.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well that I don't know. I have no thoughts on that.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You can't and they annoyed then you know what they
annoy Emily too. That's interesting, but sneezing. You can do
whatever you want will And so she's she's been sneezing
like a lot lately.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
She's sick again.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Everybody knows.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Everybody knows she's of it.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Okay, everyone knows. She's said she loves coming and sick
and get everybody coming in.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I don't, okay, have gotten rid of it in this
dry weather.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
So she comes in here. She's got this new new
thing she does where she will put her shirt over
her nose.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
This is so gross, hits. Yeah, she sneezes in the shirt.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'm wearing like a turtlenecks. You guys would appreciate you.
I appreciate that rather and then going to touch the
you know.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You just not do it.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
There's two boxes of tissues right there.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Grab a tissue, can you You can't control it, tissue.
I just think I find it disgusting sneezing into your shirt.
But you do. This is your new bit, new bit
right there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
So you come in here, they're having their hot crunching
numbers combo. And immediately she goes, oh no, she does
this every time to know that.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And I'm like, okay, And he's got another one. That's
he told me that's it. Yeah, and she goes, I
think there's one, mar and I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Like third one three times.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Like what the hell, dude, what the hell? It's fucking gross.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't know what to tell you. And I don't
think it's gross. You see it anywhere?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Do you see me in here? Snotting all over the place.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I don't do it, I don't think so, which is okay.
I don't think you're not better than.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I'm not getting snot everywhere. By the way, that was
like those are you did.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Earlier, earlier, before you did your whole turtleneck bit, you
were fucking sneezing.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
All over the place.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
So I am disgusted by this. Obviously you two are
having your crunch numbers talk, which is what and it
was I honestly I prefer to argue with that that
ship for another second. And then I go, God, that's
so gross, and she goes.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Really, that's exactly how she would say, but she's annoyed.
It's something that's exactly what she does.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I think sneezing is fun. I'm getting there, Emily, I'm
getting there. You first, guys, I go, what the fuck?
She goes it feels good, doesn't feel good, and I go,
what are you fucking talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I go, what do you mean? Sneezing feels good?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It does, she says to me.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And then she goes, it's a well known thing. Sneezing
feels good. And I go, I go, what are you talking?
I go, it doesn't feel anything like I sneeze. It's
it's a natural I don't ever sneeze, but I do sneeze.
It's a natural thing. Like whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You don't feel good about it? Yeah, and it's and so.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
No, it's not on that level of having an orgasm,
but it's all it's like, it's a good feeling that
comes over good. I feel good even after one, but
three in a row is even better. I googled it
and it says that sneezing releases endorphins and it makes
your body feel.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You went in there and fucking googled it. Of course
I did.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Like that. You're not the only human cuff like. I
don't want to.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I don't like.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So then you took a surface, Yeah I did, you go,
pointed d Thorp, And do you like I didn't sound
like that?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Actually I don't like sneeze. It makes my right arm
go numb.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, that's that's that doesn't.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
It's like you ever take a ship for too long?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Pins and needles on your feet, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Just shipping?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
But have you ever sat too long?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Ship too long?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
When I sneeze, I get like sharp shooting pains down
my right arm and it's like you don't need to.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
And I have to, Like the world, have you talked
to I have.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
It's because of my back surgery.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And all the nerves are all don't roll your eyes.
I mean I literally hate sneeze.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I don't count some ailment.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
That an ailment making.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Thank you okay o for one for one and then
you go, Scott.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I don't tell you that, Scott Emily, Yeah, I can.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Just make fear got just like and guy said yeah, no,
not really.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
No, no, like I like, I kind of.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Was she talking to me? Yeah, geez, that's rude.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I don't agree with everything you say all the time. Yeah,
like the first one, I'm holding it back because I
don't want it. Yeah, and then and then and then
I feel like I have to blow my nose afterwards.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
No, I don't care for sneezing.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Like if somebody said, Hey, you have a choice in
life to either be a sneezer or a not sneeze.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I think everyone would pick non sneeze, bang herself and sneeze.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Love sneeze, Yeah, where you love, Jamie, You're sitting over
there in the corner.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You love to sneeze?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
That does it feel good when you sneeze?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Miserable?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Miserable?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Anyway, I'm taking a survey around this building for four
Get ready for an Instagram pole?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
What does this? Is what she got? Nobody trusts her.
She's in charge of it, like Google, What am I? Google?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Does it feel good to sneeze? And there will be
millions of articles come out scientific the muscles contracting releases
and doorphins in your system. Was feeling miserable because you
guys are doing numb.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
This guy miracles numb. It makes me really ready? Get
ready for.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
What for surveys and facts?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Hey ones hate ones?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Does it the sneeze or not? Let me?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
And then she comes in here on Tuesday and she's
gonna be like guys four p ones
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And then once sent me a dicks back
Well.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I mentioned it as we were getting off the air
that Emily and I were in the middle of a.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Little bit of a battle.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We got a little bit of a fight, you Sky,
You and Thor were in a whole different conversation.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah, we had a Yeah, you were in a whole.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Different crunching numbers situation. Loves loves crunching numbers.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I don't know what I was walking in.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Something stupid.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, our conversation was way more interesting, got it turned out? Yeah,
because of Emily's crazy thoughts on sneezing.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Over a year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for
that part.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
The show's after show starts now everybody knows and Emily, Okay,
you might be Emily yourself where you're a multiple sneeze
here in a row.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
You can't just have one sneeze.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I don't know if I ever have. Are there single
sneezers out?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
If I sneeze one, I sneeze one.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Oh, I'm a double You always two, like ninety nine
percent of the time.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Where you're gonna get to.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You know, that's horrific, dude. One sneeze is gross and awful,
especially if I'm in a closed space with you.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Two is i mean.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Next level three like this asshole, You're like, get the
fuck out of here, Get out of here.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Four as bad as that is, My buddy Jeff, his
wife Jenna sneeze five times in a row.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's my dad.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
And every time she sneezes after the after it, she
goes sorry, sorry, and he goes it.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Irri takes the ship out of him.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
She says sorry after every sneeze.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
He says he hates it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And my dad is kind of like Sky has a
weird sneeze, you know, when Sky sneezes, she goes.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, And I feel kind of like that's why I
have the second sneeze because the first hold like yeah,
I don't know, it.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Was like a pre come and.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I didn't have that in my mind.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
My dad is a rapid fire sneezer.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I'm just like, yeah, are you what is wrong?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
And that and hiccups annoy the ship.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well that I don't know. I have no thoughts on that.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You can't and they annoyed then you know what they
annoy Emily too. That's interesting, but sneezing. You can do
whatever you want will And so she's she's been sneezing
like a lot lately.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
She's sick again.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Everybody knows.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Everybody knows she's of it.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Okay, everyone knows. She's said she loves coming and sick
and get everybody coming in.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I don't, okay, have gotten rid of it in this
dry weather.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
So she comes in here. She's got this new new
thing she does where she will put her shirt over
her nose.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
This is so gross, hits. Yeah, she sneezes in the shirt.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'm wearing like a turtlenecks. You guys would appreciate you.
I appreciate that rather and then going to touch the
you know.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You just not do it.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
There's two boxes of tissues right there.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Grab a tissue, can you You can't control it, tissue.
I just think I find it disgusting sneezing into your shirt.
But you do. This is your new bit, new bit
right there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
So you come in here, they're having their hot crunching
numbers combo. And immediately she goes, oh no, she does
this every time to know that.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And I'm like, okay, And he's got another one. That's
he told me that's it. Yeah, and she goes, I
think there's one, mar and I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Like third one three times.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Like what the hell, dude, what the hell? It's fucking gross.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't know what to tell you. And I don't
think it's gross. You see it anywhere?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Do you see me in here? Snotting all over the place.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I don't do it, I don't think so, which is okay.
I don't think you're not better than.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I'm not getting snot everywhere. By the way, that was
like those are you did.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Earlier, earlier, before you did your whole turtleneck bit, you
were fucking sneezing.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
All over the place.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
So I am disgusted by this. Obviously you two are
having your crunch numbers talk, which is what and it
was I honestly I prefer to argue with that that
ship for another second. And then I go, God, that's
so gross, and she goes.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Really, that's exactly how she would say, but she's annoyed.
It's something that's exactly what she does.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I think sneezing is fun. I'm getting there, Emily, I'm
getting there. You first, guys, I go, what the fuck?
She goes it feels good, doesn't feel good, and I go,
what are you fucking talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I go, what do you mean? Sneezing feels good?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It does, she says to me.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And then she goes, it's a well known thing. Sneezing
feels good. And I go, I go, what are you talking?
I go, it doesn't feel anything like I sneeze. It's
it's a natural I don't ever sneeze, but I do sneeze.
It's a natural thing. Like whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You don't feel good about it? Yeah, and it's and so.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
No, it's not on that level of having an orgasm,
but it's all it's like, it's a good feeling that
comes over good. I feel good even after one, but
three in a row is even better. I googled it
and it says that sneezing releases endorphins and it makes
your body feel.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You went in there and fucking googled it. Of course
I did.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Like that. You're not the only human cuff like. I
don't want to.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I don't like.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So then you took a surface, Yeah I did, you go,
pointed d Thorp, And do you like I didn't sound
like that?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Actually I don't like sneeze. It makes my right arm
go numb.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, that's that's that doesn't.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
It's like you ever take a ship for too long?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Pins and needles on your feet, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Just shipping?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
But have you ever sat too long?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Ship too long?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
When I sneeze, I get like sharp shooting pains down
my right arm and it's like you don't need to.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
And I have to, Like the world, have you talked
to I have.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
It's because of my back surgery.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And all the nerves are all don't roll your eyes.
I mean I literally hate sneeze.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I don't count some ailment.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
That an ailment making.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Thank you okay o for one for one and then
you go, Scott.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I don't tell you that, Scott Emily, Yeah, I can.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Just make fear got just like and guy said yeah, no,
not really.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
No, no, like I like, I kind of.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Was she talking to me? Yeah, geez, that's rude.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I don't agree with everything you say all the time. Yeah,
like the first one, I'm holding it back because I
don't want it. Yeah, and then and then and then
I feel like I have to blow my nose afterwards.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
No, I don't care for sneezing.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Like if somebody said, Hey, you have a choice in
life to either be a sneezer or a not sneeze.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I think everyone would pick non sneeze, bang herself and sneeze.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Love sneeze, Yeah, where you love, Jamie, You're sitting over
there in the corner.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You love to sneeze?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
That does it feel good when you sneeze?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Miserable?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Miserable?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Anyway, I'm taking a survey around this building for four
Get ready for an Instagram pole?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
What does this? Is what she got? Nobody trusts her.
She's in charge of it, like Google, What am I? Google?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Does it feel good to sneeze? And there will be
millions of articles come out scientific the muscles contracting releases
and doorphins in your system. Was feeling miserable because you
guys are doing numb.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
This guy miracles numb. It makes me really ready? Get
ready for.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
What for surveys and facts?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Hey ones hate ones?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Does it the sneeze or not? Let me?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
And then she comes in here on Tuesday and she's
gonna be like guys four p ones
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And then once sent me a dicks back
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