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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You know, for someone that doesn't care for sex that much,
Sky seems to always be propositioned by people.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I think she's being.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
That Sky's obsessed with, Yeah, that she's always being propositioned
for sex and people's sexuality.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
She's always questioning somebody's sexuality.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
No matter, she'll meet a person, I'll go high next
to me and she'll go that guy's can engage.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
I feel like I have amazing and I feel like
I always you're just obsessed with.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Those two things.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
The amount of times that you think like something has
been offered to you or you've been somehow proposition it
happens a lot to you, more than any of us combined.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Or like even spied on, Like somebody's trying to see her.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
But you're the one person that doesn't really even care
about sex.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
No, it's weird. You know. Maybe it's like they want
what they can't have, you know.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I think she's so scared of it happening that she
just think everybody wants it.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
I'm on high alert for sex.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, like like some you're ordering your your latte and
Starbucks and you think, oh, they asked for foam, they
want sex.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Okay, I don't think Oh my god, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That's the I guess Sky once again believes that she's
being propositioned in a very weird way. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
A year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Of course, Sky, there was the time that somebody mistook
you for a prostitute.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
That did happen.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Okay, don't read a book at a bar in a casino,
just a fun fact everybody.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
I guess it's some sort of sign.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't know if that's a flag.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
I don't know. That's what I was so long ago,
is that I don't know if it's still a thing.
Fifty bing books and the okay, don't your kindle to
the bar?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Okay, right, there was a neighbor that I believe once
propositioned you.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
The flirting behavior.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, but like, how do you think it was really
you know, not that it wouldn't happen, but that Sky
could happen.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That yeah, that it could happen, but against Sky's just
her imagination.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Wow, the guy could have just been nice like they were.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I think they were out like a barbecue family thing
the book by the jacuzzie.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Some guy comes to get into the jacuzie next to her.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
They're talking about school, and.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
She goes, sir, No, He said he had been waiting
for me to come by, and if I was going
to get in the jacuzzie with him, and he was
a known cheater, more than now.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Divorced, and if you were going to have the chi.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Because of you?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Did he say anything else?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Uh? There was a look. There was a always happened,
a look and a reputation. There was an ass grab.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
But one other barbecue, different guy, different guy, drunk guy,
but just different.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
He thought he was touching your back.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Okay, no he didn't, didn't.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
It wasn't a grab Sky, or was it like they
were waiting in line to.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Get a burger in his hands?
Speaker 6 (03:13):
It was not a graze.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
It was an intentional brown where it's like, oh, my
hands on your lower back, we're talking, and then it
slides down.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
The one thing I do know for a fact is
when we had a limo driver think Sky was who
thought Sky was a lesbian?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That did happen.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
That happens. Yeah the guy.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
The guy said, over and over again, is this chicken?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah, he used some language that was a quote from
limo driver. I said yes, and he was trying to
sell you, guys, knock off watches. He had had two
missions that night.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Sure was, but Sky she does read situations wrong. She
gets herself in trouble a lot. You have to admit
that that does happen.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Okay, A case a name mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Okay, so I'm not sure what exactly is going on here,
but this seems crazy.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
You seem crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
So, uh, it turns out I think we're buying a
house in Oregon.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I think I don't know. I don't know it house or.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Because I can't hear about this anymore.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
So there's been a lot of drama.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Thanks for asking, guys. And there's been a lot of
back and forth with this one house that we put
an offer in. Uh, you know are retirement, Yes, yes,
we're your retirement. We're we're taking a home that we've
had as a rental home. Here in San Diego. There's
a fun little tax thing where you can swap one
house for another house without having to pay taxes on
(04:46):
the money. So it's not shady it's a taxaw And
so we're swapping out the houses, uh, and we're swapping
for the Oregon house, which hopefully, in decades will eventually
be our retirement home.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Thank you for Oregon Hostal Oregon.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yes, yes, yes, And so this has been a plan
we've been working on for a while.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
And you know, I've heard y'all. I've heard you.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
It's too cold for you, too windy for you, Why
are you doing that? San Diego's perfect, blah blah blah,
I've heard it all. Thank you, thank you for sharing.
But we have decided to move forward with this, and
we found a house that we really really like and it,
like you know, checks every box. And unfortunately, shady business,
we go shady. No, I don't think so, but and
(05:33):
I don't know. I mean, I guess technically it's not
shady business. But basically, right after the buyer accepted our offer,
they got a full price offer. And like rarely anything
in Oregon sells for full price, unlike San.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Diego or rent.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
There, people do buy or rent, but it's just not
as in demand as San Diego. So normally you get
the house for under asking price, right, And so we
agreed on a price that was under asking price, but
like I swear, the second they signed they docu signed,
they got another full price offer. So they were trying
to get out of our offer, back and forth, back
(06:12):
and forth.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Whatever.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Well, so we had had a home inspection already scheduled
on the property, and unfortunately, when it looked like the
sale was maybe gonna fall through, the home inspection guy
started texting me and like asking what I want to do?
Do I want a refund? Do I want to credit?
(06:34):
How do I want to deal with all of this?
And so we started texting and the guy was really nice,
and his texts were pretty lengthy, and he was like
just super nice, to the point where I even like
said to my husband, like, God, this guy's really nice,
cause you know, he was saying things about like, well,
if the house fell out, you know, maybe it's not
meant to be, and I know your perfect homes probably
(06:55):
still out there for you, and just like you know,
lots of guys that I didn't.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I didn't sweep them. No, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Okay, I can't believe anyone actually bought there.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Trying to be as nice as possible to the stake
shut up.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
And so this guy was super nice, and you know,
we're talking, and then the next day we're talking because
I said, oh, I think I'll just have a refund,
and then I just assumed he'd put it back on
my credit card. But then he was saying, oh, I
need to venmo you. So they're like, won't be charges.
And then I'm like, well, if it's going to be
a Venmo, just hold on to it as a credit.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
And so, I mean, we've texted a.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Lot more than anybody in their home inspector should text, right,
And again the whole time he's being pleasant and super nice,
and then I get this text and this is where
I kind of go and uh, I go and you
have to tilt your head to.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
The side a little bit and go she left head.
Oh yeah, yeah, it can't go right.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
It's always left, do you know.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
It's kind of it's kind of like when your dog
knows you're trying to tell them something but they can't fully.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Understand and they kind of look at you with their
head to the side.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
That's that's the sky too, man.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
So I asked I read it to my husband to
see if he had the same thoughts I had, because
I'm like, oh, ships being a little too friendly with
home inspector guy.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
So you don't want you don't want you don't want
the Boo to get in there and start fucking somebody up.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
No, the Boo would never fuck anybody up. Yeah, I
think he would almost think it was cool somebody was
hitting on me. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
No, again, I didn't go as far as body inspector,
general boob inspector, none of these things.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
But I just thought the Hobby would be like, oh,
that's that's crazy, that's wild, right.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
But would snort too, probably.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
But based on his face, Okay, can you guys shut up?
But when I read the hobby text, his face didn't
have the reaction. No.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Hell still, so I'm interested to know what you guys do.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Just the head tilt and the what come together? Is
that that you can't do one without the other.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Yeah, so we had just set up. Okay, we're good.
This is our plan moving forward. And I write, thanks
so much, appreciate your help, and he writes back, you
are very welcome. I'm here for you through the process
and after if you need anything all capitals.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Just let me know the process and after if you
need anything all caps all caps? You guys, did are
you not fucking hearing all caps? If you need anything?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
When you read that? What was your was your first initial?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Like?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
What did you think? What did you say anything?
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Uh like to yourself? Like were you like, oh oh shit,
girls still got it?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
That was just oh shit, girl still got it? Yeah,
that's what you thought.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Well, that's what I said to my Have you ever
seen this guy? So you know?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
But but does he have all my information so he
could see if I still got it?
Speaker 6 (10:26):
He could if you want.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
You know, I don't have his email, I don't I
don't know anything about him, but he can find me.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Reallyasing you are reading that much into that text where
you believe he wants to hook up with you.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Did you not hear the ask anything all in caps?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I think he's just being nice.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I think number one, he knows you're out of town
and if you need anything anything, let me know. I
know people in the area that you're not from here.
You see connections, You're very friendly, very communicating. Yeah, thankfully
I've never.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Heard you speak.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, but but yeah I got you like I'm I'm
giving you above and beyond.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
But also he doesn't know maybe you're Maybe you guys
are he thinks southern California. I would assume southern California rich,
because you're buying a house in Oregon, still living in California.
Maybe they buy another house. I have to keep my
business going. The last thing I would think is ship
girls still got it?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
This guy wants to have sex with Bay.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Okay, again, you aren't hearing that anything.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I use all caps.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I just gave you an example.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
But there were no other all caps at any point.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I give you maybe cause for a pause if there
was a winky faced emoji.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Right, yeah, yeah, your husband. What did your husband say?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Well, so he say ship girl still got it?
Speaker 6 (12:04):
No, No, none of these things were said.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
So I had just finished down in two cocktails really
fast when when I decided to share this with my husband,
because part of me was like, oh, don't tell him,
you'll make him jealous, you know, and.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
And uh think a home inspector you've never met.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yeah, okay, Jamie, I see you laughing at me because
you turn around.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I still see your body rating so embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
You legitimately thought, I don't even know if I should
tell the bad Yes, he sent you a picture of
his dicky, And so after I had had the two
drinks with dinner, I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell
him that.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
He's not jealous, he's cool, he's gonna think it's funny and.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Yeah, my girls lucky.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
So I read it to him and and I go
anything all in cap and he looks confused, like like
he's clearing, like you clearly missed the part where this.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Guy nobody understands me. And then again I said, did
you hear anything? And before?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
And after after? Like why then do I need you
after like the job stop?
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Before any again?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
You know, if you want home improvement.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Does hard? Would did you hear that one? I bet
he does lay some carpets. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
When are you going to fuck this guy? Happ