January 31, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Emily tells us about her very awkward trip to the doctor yesterday
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, I just recently was talking on the podcast about
seeing a female doctor for the first time, and it
was really awkward. She didn't see any of my bits
and pieces, but it was weird for me. I don't
I don't normally see a female doctor. I prefer a
male one. And Thora says he doesn't care. Is his
doctor's primary is a female and he's got all those
you know, wacky ball issues, flap them around and stuff
(00:24):
like that. It's like, yeah, I got a year about
him about Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Got a her olge's appointment next Tuesday. So it's I
don't know the doctor, but it could be a male
or female.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You don't even know. It doesn't matter as wild doctor Vaulta,
who could that be? No idea? Her name, her name,
we don't know, could be we don't know. So yeah,
so Thora says he doesn't care. Emily said she didn't
care whether she had a guy or a girl. Uh, well,
this is interesting that this came up because Emily had
to go to the doctor yesterday for a tit issue.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
What we ain't done yet Time One podcast a completely
uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part the party.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Is that amical term A tits?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I said, oh, that's okay, okay, I think that's the tech.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
When I called I have issue you check out check
out my chichi.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah. And then that led into the whole conversation of
Thor saying that there had to be somebody in the
same room when they were looking at you, like you
had to have a male yeah, and I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You didn't email doctor. It was the nurse practitioner and
she said, Hey, I gotta check this, but I'm gonna
have a guy come in and just to make sure.
I'm like all right, I didn't. I was like okay,
and then he was stood behind a curtain and then
she that was it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
For her or me. I don't know. I think I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I just protecting the hostile.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I have no Justin Tucker thing going on.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We don't know, we don't know. You seem to have
a lot of ball issues.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I mean, I always wanted people to check.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't know, that might be your fetish. So so, yeah,
you're intentionally hitting your balls with the hammer.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That's what's swollen. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't know why it's called it's very faintful.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, so Emily had a little bit of an issue
as well. I don't I don't know. I don't know.
I feel like I'm an expert with titties, but maybe not.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Oh did you examine well?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I told her I'd look at it for her. She declined,
which I think is weird. But it's fine. Go to
some you know, other person. I guess, what's what's going
on with the boobs?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Like two weeks ago, I noticed on my left breast,
my left chee chy right on my nipple. This is
the bad nipple, by the way, this is that one.
This is the invert one, sugar boo. She'll come out.
I just had to tweak it a little bit, pin
ship and then she stays out for a few minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Only a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah, but then if I'm excited or cold, once I've
got it out, she'll stay out. Oh that's cool, it'll
stay out. However you want to put it so like,
it's not the end of the world if I'm hooking up,
because you can prep it well, so like it. Also,
what I have to do is all before I before
I know my top's gonna come off. I'll have to
tweak it ahead of time so that you know you're ready,
because it's not seen, right, it's not seen. It's yeah,
(03:32):
it's just always constantly in there. And then I do it,
like when I'm in the shower, I'll make it come
out just because I like looking at me and they're ready.
They look pretty in the mirror. If I'm looking at
myself naked, I'll make it come out because it looks funny,
you know what I mean. It's more esthetically.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't know it for you, okay, yeah, and so.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Absolutely, especially if you got one any that must come.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You don't need to say yuck. I figured it out, okay, Okay,
all right, she's got my any nippy is not the
problem here. Oh that's not the problem, okay, But it's
right next to the inner nippy that I just was
feeling around. I give myself breast exams all.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
The time, just because you like.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Killing my tits. But I'm also like kind of freaked
out obviously, like every woman is, that there's gonna be
something wrong with them. Like a couple of times a week,
I'll just sit there, Wow, didn't you just get, mam?
I just got because I had they found something in
my right breast. But it was an ultrasound, and it
was it's just the way my breast tissue is. Yeah,
it looks funny on that side. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Probably you had two tit jobs too, right, Yeah, So
I wonder if.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
That three surgery jobs, three tits surgery, so many tit surgeries,
handsom issues that one of them ruptured running to a
Chargers game and parking lot truck mirror clipped my tit
fell back.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
That happens, so that happens going around.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
And so anyway, I just felt something that was abnormal
on my Did you visibly see It's just something?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
No, no, no, it was like a small little like
almost like a tiny little lump, but you felt it.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Is it a new nipple trying to grow? I know
what I mean. It's like this one's fucked up. We're
going to give you a good a good one.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I didn't think about.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It like an iguanatail's grow back.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
That's the case. I'd be fucking pumped. Oh, they don't
have any surgeries to fix it, you asked, like with
all the plastic surgery. Of course, I've asked. I've gone
to a plastic surgeon.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Oh, shut up, like.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh, I thought you were saying to add another nipple.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
To take this one out and do a new one. Wow,
you know what I mean. I guess what do you
think in all the medical events, you.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Would think because they because for certain boob jobs, they
take them off and then put them back off.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yes, have an anyway.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Okay, So so it's not a nipple, it's a bump.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Feel something abnormal you want? I don't. I'm not sure
about that. I'm not sure about that. I think that
might be a little inappropriate. I think that's more for nont.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Know the laws, because I think because of hippo laws
is why she's concerned around problem.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Oh no, I'm good, Eddie. Instead, I just made a
call to my doctor and made an appointment. I'm one
of those people. I think thor is kind of like
this where it's kind of like, oh, my doctor is
actually the same doctor I have been seen since I
was sixteen, and she's never available like ever, especially for
like something I want quin quick. So I always am
good with just seeing whoever.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
They're like the doctor office like fuck Griffiths again, she
comes here over sucking everything.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I have been in there for a lot of issues.
You're probably now is.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
This your primary or your guy?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Where are we going?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Oh for primary, my primary and my guy. No are
the same person. Oh, she's an internal medicine. She just
does it all.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
No, it's this chick.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
She has a tent in her backyard.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
She does it all. Yeah, checks me with a whisk.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, weird. It really grabs the stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's great, I really like it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Jesus regular headphones and grabs this as the headphone as extra.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Then I go to a regular doctor. It's a scripts
I don't tell you. I mean it's a regular person.
Okay doctor, Oh, okay, empty, thank you very much. So anyway,
I call in there last week and try to make
the appointment, and then that's when they tell me, okay,
this person's available. It's a female. Fine, good to go.
Appointment was coming up yesterday. Now, the day before yesterday,
(07:32):
I get a phone call though from the doctor's office
saying that nurse practitioner I was going to see is
sick and so we need to reschedule all of her
appointments for the next day. So then they said, we
actually have somebody at the same exact time as you.
Is that you had booked, and but it's a male.
It's a male nurse practitioner. Are you okay with that?
I said, yeah, I'm fine with that real like, it
(07:52):
doesn't bother me, especially for something like this, Like I
said before, my guy, well, the guy that the doctor
that delivered read even throughout the whole process, was a man.
So it didn't bother me. I'm not uncomfortable with it.
To me, a medical person is in a whole different category.
I don't think of them as a male or female.
It's just a doctor, right, a medical profession.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
There's just a body.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
There's a body. I don't see gender.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Impressive.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Thank you very much, this guy, Thank you every anyway,
So you know, I have a great point. I'm not
shy about that. You guys, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Whip them all right now.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I would if I could. If I wouldn't get in trouble,
I probably would.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Why would you?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I can fix it though ahead of time.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Okay, let's talk.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
It's really happened.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I guess, so she doesn't he knows. I don't care.
So anyway, I say, that's fine, dandy, cool. Go to
my appointment yesterday and I get taken back by the
nurse ahead of time. You know, when they take they
ask you all those annoying questions I think Thor was
talking about, and it's in front of you.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Just don't ask you to medication times.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Yes if I was, you know, yeah, yeah, and that's
when those you.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Still need that antibiotic that was from three years ago.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I don't need that.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I don't I'm not still taking.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I don't need I don't have COVID No, totally three
years later, I don't have no.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Obviously, I'm not taking that anymore very much. Okay, And
so she asked me all those questions. But then the
final question she asked me is would you like a
chaperone in the room?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Chaperone? What a weird way to put that.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
I mean, I think that's what they're technically called chaperones. Yeah,
because that's what they're doing. They're just like there to
make sure not no funny business goes on. Yeah, but
you know, like there's been cases, you know, funny business.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
This has to be to protect that.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, ability one hundred zillion percent.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yes, I agree. But she asked me that question.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Oh so you can like refuse and then they'll say like, well,
I don't think that's what she asked. Three, But that's not.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
I don't think that's going to If you saw this lady,
you would not want that.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Is she the chaperone?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Well, so, so listen. So she asked me if I
wanted a chaperone in the room during the exam, and
I said, I said, no, thank you, I'm okay.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You're a fifteen a dance.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
I said no, thank you, I'm okay. And she said,
are you sure? And I said, yeah, no, thank you,
I'm good. I feel comfortable. And she was her and
I had a really nice banter, and I said, I
kind of think that's an odd because she was actually cool.
And I said, kind of think that's odd that you guys,
you know, offer that because I look at medical professionals
in a whole different light, like I feel.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Like you've just made me so uncomfortable and so weird.
Why say any of you?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
But she feels the same way. So it's kind of
like we were both saying that. It turns out she said, well,
you actually have to have one. It's a policy. I said,
this whole thing's weird from the get go because.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
No one probably made the fucking weird request that Emily
has ever said before. They usually go okay, no problem.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
She asked me if I wanted one, though she didn't
say is it no?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Woman is like no, I prefer to be yeah, are you.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Okay with somebody in there? She said, would you like one?
And I said it's not necessary. It's not necessary. So anyway,
she tells me to bad and then I said, well,
then why did you ask me? I'm confused? And what
she said it was a weird conversation, kind of off.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You said, why did you ask me? I'm confused?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
So now this doctor is like, what a bitch?
Speaker 5 (11:34):
There's the nurse checking in. I said, well, I didn't say,
why do you ask me? I said, oh? I said, well,
what is it?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
What a change in demeanor?
Speaker 5 (11:42):
I'm talking to you guys so hyped up? But when
I talked to her not really. So anyhow I find
out whatever, that's just their pulse.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
You have to have the shepherd.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
So how many people are going to stare at your
tits right now?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Seriously?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Well that's not cool.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
We're all going to see that like being op over. Wow,
you don't need to slutshame me, don't week at me. Okay,
don't wink at me, please, So she leaves the room
and then the doctor, the nurse practitioner guy comes in,
and he's a little like awkward from the get go,
like he's talking to me first about my situation before
he has me change, and he's just kind of weird
(12:19):
from the get go. He's like stuttering a little bit.
He seems very nervous, like very nervous around me, like
he didn't he he seemed uncomfortable to be talking about breasts,
which was fucking weird because he's a doctor, right, so
that was uncomfortable from the beginning. So then he has me.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
That's super weird. I can't even wrap my head around that.
Like my first thought is literally of those random news
stories where some random dude walks into an office and
pretends to be a doctor. Well, why is this?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
So he hooked up with Emily in the past, and
Emily doesn't remember Emily.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
His dad was a troll and old and Emily, Emily
and her friend beat the ship out of him. He
comes in, he sees Emily. He's scared. He's scared.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
His dad was a legend.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
He's way younger than me to be honest.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Maybe by new guy, maybe because you said he's younger,
he's younger, maybe before, maybe this is his first patient.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
I mean, how many years in medical school do you
have to go to to go to the nurse practitioner?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Like what you get to see boobs all the time?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I think the pictures and corps.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
I would assume he's given a breast exam before.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Listen, you got nice titties, you know. Maybe he's just
like pumped.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
But I mean, at this point he doesn't know what
my titties look like.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But I can make out what's going on? All right?
Can we see these these bombs?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Really exactly what you think he's thinking? The bombs.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
I hope that's what he's thinking.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Or maybe he's like, oh god, man, I heard she's
got a weird nipple. Kind of freaking.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
He doesn't want to freak himself out like you what for.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
The rest of his life?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Really, I told you as I figured it out, so
whipped him out. So he leaves the room. I changed
into my paper top thing open to the front, open
open in ther open.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Fron so you can ye.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Just like Sky said, And then in walks the doctor
back to come give me my exam. And the person
that's the chef road the.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Same nurse, not a tag team partner.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
It's the same nurse that or the one you were
weird with, the one I was weird with.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Now it's extremely uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
So he he said, so, how do you want to
do this? When he comes over, excuse me, that is weird.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Weird?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Would you like a drink? First?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Man, I'm standing up at the edge of the table
and you want to standing to my left. She's standing
to my right, directly in front of me, not behind
the curtain like Thor was saying. She's standing. She's standing
in front of me where sky and I'm exposed?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Not yet though, right, because he said, how are we
doing this?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Well, like those paper tops kind of hang and you
could see everything anyway, keep it. I didn't keep the
paper top?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, like everything for.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Good will to breast examp top. Okay, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
He's wear the paper top. Sorry, okay, so does he
spit his hands?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
How?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
How are we doing this?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
He asked me, how I want to do this? And
I don't even know what that uncomfortable tone, and I go,
what do you I don't know what I want to
do this.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You make it so much worse. You make it so
much worse.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That is a weird. Yeah, i'd be like you.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I'd be like, what, that's what I'm going to dance
on a poll for you? And that
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I don't know how you at least kissed me first.
Well, I just recently was talking on the podcast about
seeing a female doctor for the first time, and it
was really awkward. She didn't see any of my bits
and pieces, but it was weird for me. I don't
I don't normally see a female doctor. I prefer a
male one. And Thora says he doesn't care. Is his
doctor's primary is a female and he's got all those
you know, wacky ball issues, flap them around and stuff
(00:24):
like that. It's like, yeah, I got a year about
him about Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Got a her olge's appointment next Tuesday. So it's I
don't know the doctor, but it could be a male
or female.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You don't even know. It doesn't matter as wild doctor Vaulta,
who could that be? No idea? Her name, her name,
we don't know, could be we don't know. So yeah,
so Thora says he doesn't care. Emily said she didn't
care whether she had a guy or a girl. Uh, well,
this is interesting that this came up because Emily had
to go to the doctor yesterday for a tit issue.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
What we ain't done yet Time One podcast a completely
uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part the party.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Is that amical term A tits?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I said, oh, that's okay, okay, I think that's the tech.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
When I called I have issue you check out check
out my chichi.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah. And then that led into the whole conversation of
Thor saying that there had to be somebody in the
same room when they were looking at you, like you
had to have a male yeah, and I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You didn't email doctor. It was the nurse practitioner and
she said, Hey, I gotta check this, but I'm gonna
have a guy come in and just to make sure.
I'm like all right, I didn't. I was like okay,
and then he was stood behind a curtain and then
she that was it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
For her or me. I don't know. I think I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I just protecting the hostile.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I have no Justin Tucker thing going on.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We don't know, we don't know. You seem to have
a lot of ball issues.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I mean, I always wanted people to check.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't know, that might be your fetish. So so, yeah,
you're intentionally hitting your balls with the hammer.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That's what's swollen. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't know why it's called it's very faintful.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, so Emily had a little bit of an issue
as well. I don't I don't know. I don't know.
I feel like I'm an expert with titties, but maybe not.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Oh did you examine well?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I told her I'd look at it for her. She declined,
which I think is weird. But it's fine. Go to
some you know, other person. I guess, what's what's going
on with the boobs?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Like two weeks ago, I noticed on my left breast,
my left chee chy right on my nipple. This is
the bad nipple, by the way, this is that one.
This is the invert one, sugar boo. She'll come out.
I just had to tweak it a little bit, pin
ship and then she stays out for a few minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Only a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah, but then if I'm excited or cold, once I've
got it out, she'll stay out. Oh that's cool, it'll
stay out. However you want to put it so like,
it's not the end of the world if I'm hooking up,
because you can prep it well, so like it. Also,
what I have to do is all before I before
I know my top's gonna come off. I'll have to
tweak it ahead of time so that you know you're ready,
because it's not seen, right, it's not seen. It's yeah,
(03:32):
it's just always constantly in there. And then I do it,
like when I'm in the shower, I'll make it come
out just because I like looking at me and they're ready.
They look pretty in the mirror. If I'm looking at
myself naked, I'll make it come out because it looks funny,
you know what I mean. It's more esthetically.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't know it for you, okay, yeah, and so.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Absolutely, especially if you got one any that must come.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You don't need to say yuck. I figured it out, okay, Okay,
all right, she's got my any nippy is not the
problem here. Oh that's not the problem, okay, But it's
right next to the inner nippy that I just was
feeling around. I give myself breast exams all.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
The time, just because you like.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Killing my tits. But I'm also like kind of freaked
out obviously, like every woman is, that there's gonna be
something wrong with them. Like a couple of times a week,
I'll just sit there, Wow, didn't you just get, mam?
I just got because I had they found something in
my right breast. But it was an ultrasound, and it
was it's just the way my breast tissue is. Yeah,
it looks funny on that side. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Probably you had two tit jobs too, right, Yeah, So
I wonder if.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
That three surgery jobs, three tits surgery, so many tit surgeries,
handsom issues that one of them ruptured running to a
Chargers game and parking lot truck mirror clipped my tit
fell back.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
That happens, so that happens going around.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
And so anyway, I just felt something that was abnormal
on my Did you visibly see It's just something?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
No, no, no, it was like a small little like
almost like a tiny little lump, but you felt it.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Is it a new nipple trying to grow? I know
what I mean. It's like this one's fucked up. We're
going to give you a good a good one.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I didn't think about.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It like an iguanatail's grow back.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
That's the case. I'd be fucking pumped. Oh, they don't
have any surgeries to fix it, you asked, like with
all the plastic surgery. Of course, I've asked. I've gone
to a plastic surgeon.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Oh, shut up, like.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh, I thought you were saying to add another nipple.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
To take this one out and do a new one. Wow,
you know what I mean. I guess what do you
think in all the medical events, you.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Would think because they because for certain boob jobs, they
take them off and then put them back off.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yes, have an anyway.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Okay, So so it's not a nipple, it's a bump.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Feel something abnormal you want? I don't. I'm not sure
about that. I'm not sure about that. I think that
might be a little inappropriate. I think that's more for nont.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Know the laws, because I think because of hippo laws
is why she's concerned around problem.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Oh no, I'm good, Eddie. Instead, I just made a
call to my doctor and made an appointment. I'm one
of those people. I think thor is kind of like
this where it's kind of like, oh, my doctor is
actually the same doctor I have been seen since I
was sixteen, and she's never available like ever, especially for
like something I want quin quick. So I always am
good with just seeing whoever.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
They're like the doctor office like fuck Griffiths again, she
comes here over sucking everything.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I have been in there for a lot of issues.
You're probably now is.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
This your primary or your guy?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Where are we going?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Oh for primary, my primary and my guy. No are
the same person. Oh, she's an internal medicine. She just
does it all.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
No, it's this chick.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
She has a tent in her backyard.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
She does it all. Yeah, checks me with a whisk.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, weird. It really grabs the stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's great, I really like it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Jesus regular headphones and grabs this as the headphone as extra.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Then I go to a regular doctor. It's a scripts
I don't tell you. I mean it's a regular person.
Okay doctor, Oh, okay, empty, thank you very much. So anyway,
I call in there last week and try to make
the appointment, and then that's when they tell me, okay,
this person's available. It's a female. Fine, good to go.
Appointment was coming up yesterday. Now, the day before yesterday,
(07:32):
I get a phone call though from the doctor's office
saying that nurse practitioner I was going to see is
sick and so we need to reschedule all of her
appointments for the next day. So then they said, we
actually have somebody at the same exact time as you.
Is that you had booked, and but it's a male.
It's a male nurse practitioner. Are you okay with that?
I said, yeah, I'm fine with that real like, it
(07:52):
doesn't bother me, especially for something like this, Like I
said before, my guy, well, the guy that the doctor
that delivered read even throughout the whole process, was a man.
So it didn't bother me. I'm not uncomfortable with it.
To me, a medical person is in a whole different category.
I don't think of them as a male or female.
It's just a doctor, right, a medical profession.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
There's just a body.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
There's a body. I don't see gender.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Impressive.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Thank you very much, this guy, Thank you every anyway,
So you know, I have a great point. I'm not
shy about that. You guys, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Whip them all right now.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I would if I could. If I wouldn't get in trouble,
I probably would.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Why would you?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I can fix it though ahead of time.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Okay, let's talk.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
It's really happened.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I guess, so she doesn't he knows. I don't care.
So anyway, I say, that's fine, dandy, cool. Go to
my appointment yesterday and I get taken back by the
nurse ahead of time. You know, when they take they
ask you all those annoying questions I think Thor was
talking about, and it's in front of you.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Just don't ask you to medication times.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Yes if I was, you know, yeah, yeah, and that's
when those you.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Still need that antibiotic that was from three years ago.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I don't need that.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I don't I'm not still taking.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I don't need I don't have COVID No, totally three
years later, I don't have no.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Obviously, I'm not taking that anymore very much. Okay, And
so she asked me all those questions. But then the
final question she asked me is would you like a
chaperone in the room?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Chaperone? What a weird way to put that.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
I mean, I think that's what they're technically called chaperones. Yeah,
because that's what they're doing. They're just like there to
make sure not no funny business goes on. Yeah, but
you know, like there's been cases, you know, funny business.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
This has to be to protect that.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, ability one hundred zillion percent.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yes, I agree. But she asked me that question.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Oh so you can like refuse and then they'll say like, well,
I don't think that's what she asked. Three, But that's not.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
I don't think that's going to If you saw this lady,
you would not want that.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Is she the chaperone?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Well, so, so listen. So she asked me if I
wanted a chaperone in the room during the exam, and
I said, I said, no, thank you, I'm okay.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You're a fifteen a dance.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
I said no, thank you, I'm okay. And she said,
are you sure? And I said, yeah, no, thank you,
I'm good. I feel comfortable. And she was her and
I had a really nice banter, and I said, I
kind of think that's an odd because she was actually cool.
And I said, kind of think that's odd that you guys,
you know, offer that because I look at medical professionals
in a whole different light, like I feel.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Like you've just made me so uncomfortable and so weird.
Why say any of you?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
But she feels the same way. So it's kind of
like we were both saying that. It turns out she said, well,
you actually have to have one. It's a policy. I said,
this whole thing's weird from the get go because.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
No one probably made the fucking weird request that Emily
has ever said before. They usually go okay, no problem.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
She asked me if I wanted one, though she didn't
say is it no?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Woman is like no, I prefer to be yeah, are you.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Okay with somebody in there? She said, would you like one?
And I said it's not necessary. It's not necessary. So anyway,
she tells me to bad and then I said, well,
then why did you ask me? I'm confused? And what
she said it was a weird conversation, kind of off.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You said, why did you ask me? I'm confused?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
So now this doctor is like, what a bitch?
Speaker 5 (11:34):
There's the nurse checking in. I said, well, I didn't say,
why do you ask me? I said, oh? I said, well,
what is it?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
What a change in demeanor?
Speaker 5 (11:42):
I'm talking to you guys so hyped up? But when
I talked to her not really. So anyhow I find
out whatever, that's just their pulse.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
You have to have the shepherd.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
So how many people are going to stare at your
tits right now?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Seriously?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Well that's not cool.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
We're all going to see that like being op over. Wow,
you don't need to slutshame me, don't week at me. Okay,
don't wink at me, please, So she leaves the room
and then the doctor, the nurse practitioner guy comes in,
and he's a little like awkward from the get go,
like he's talking to me first about my situation before
he has me change, and he's just kind of weird
(12:19):
from the get go. He's like stuttering a little bit.
He seems very nervous, like very nervous around me, like
he didn't he he seemed uncomfortable to be talking about breasts,
which was fucking weird because he's a doctor, right, so
that was uncomfortable from the beginning. So then he has me.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
That's super weird. I can't even wrap my head around that.
Like my first thought is literally of those random news
stories where some random dude walks into an office and
pretends to be a doctor. Well, why is this?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
So he hooked up with Emily in the past, and
Emily doesn't remember Emily.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
His dad was a troll and old and Emily, Emily
and her friend beat the ship out of him. He
comes in, he sees Emily. He's scared. He's scared.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
His dad was a legend.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
He's way younger than me to be honest.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Maybe by new guy, maybe because you said he's younger,
he's younger, maybe before, maybe this is his first patient.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
I mean, how many years in medical school do you
have to go to to go to the nurse practitioner?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Like what you get to see boobs all the time?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I think the pictures and corps.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
I would assume he's given a breast exam before.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Listen, you got nice titties, you know. Maybe he's just
like pumped.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
But I mean, at this point he doesn't know what
my titties look like.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But I can make out what's going on? All right?
Can we see these these bombs?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Really exactly what you think he's thinking? The bombs.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
I hope that's what he's thinking.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Or maybe he's like, oh god, man, I heard she's
got a weird nipple. Kind of freaking.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
He doesn't want to freak himself out like you what for.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
The rest of his life?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Really, I told you as I figured it out, so
whipped him out. So he leaves the room. I changed
into my paper top thing open to the front, open
open in ther open.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Fron so you can ye.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Just like Sky said, And then in walks the doctor
back to come give me my exam. And the person
that's the chef road the.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Same nurse, not a tag team partner.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
It's the same nurse that or the one you were
weird with, the one I was weird with.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Now it's extremely uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
So he he said, so, how do you want to
do this? When he comes over, excuse me, that is weird.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Weird?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Would you like a drink? First?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Man, I'm standing up at the edge of the table
and you want to standing to my left. She's standing
to my right, directly in front of me, not behind
the curtain like Thor was saying. She's standing. She's standing
in front of me where sky and I'm exposed?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Not yet though, right, because he said, how are we
doing this?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Well, like those paper tops kind of hang and you
could see everything anyway, keep it. I didn't keep the
paper top?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, like everything for.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Good will to breast examp top. Okay, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
He's wear the paper top. Sorry, okay, so does he
spit his hands?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
How?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
How are we doing this?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
He asked me, how I want to do this? And
I don't even know what that uncomfortable tone, and I go,
what do you I don't know what I want to
do this.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You make it so much worse. You make it so
much worse.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That is a weird. Yeah, i'd be like you.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I'd be like, what, that's what I'm going to dance
on a poll for you? And that
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I don't know how you at least kissed me first.
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