February 4, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we discuss the Fantastic Four trailer that just dropped as well as our questions we have about the powers
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That was a big morning today. The new Fantastic Four
trailer dropped during our show. I freaked out a little bit. Yeah,
I'm not gonna lie right before trivia. It was crazy to.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Watch Eddie watching a trailer is very It's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That done a reaction video, Jamie, where were you?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Luckily we're gonna start in social media meetings because he
needs to be in it.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Clearly, Je it was.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It was a wild scene, you know, watching that trailer. Uh.
What was even more wild was Thor's questions about how
the Fantastic Four has sex.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The podcast over yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except
for that part.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, Emily, I'm gonna explain to you the Fantastic Four.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I don't know who's in it, what the deal is.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
That's why I mean I explain. Okay, we got.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Four, I got that different.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Come on, Sky, don't distract from this. This is my
life's work here. Yeah, these four people, scientists, astronauts. Whatever,
they go up in space, there's some sort of cosmic explosion.
When they return to Earth. They all have superpowers. That's
the basic backstory. Okay, done. So we got four different people.
We have mister fantastic Reed Richards his superpower, he's Stretchy, super.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Stric the lamest Yes, similar, is there a lamor superpower?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
It's pretty late. But he's a brilliant scientist. But that's
not so. He's mostly known for being super smart, a
great leader.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Because then Stretchy, what could he possibly do? Here's a
sort of family guy that's really funny where they use
him to get cats out of trees.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Because Read, that's that's about it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's about the extent of it. Like out of all
of them, like they all get these crazy superpowers and
he gets the i'd be annoying.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, so he's the leader to his stretch. Stretch he
can't know, no, don't be so what a stupid what
a stupid thing to say.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
It's the fantastic for the first ever superheroes.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
First superhero group ever written in comics.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Because that's why some of it's a little like dating
ind loves I don't I'm not a.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Fantastic massive affinity for fantastic. Okay, so you have mister
fantastic Stretch. You have Invisible Woman who is Read's wife.
I don't know where they're at. And the story she
was originally visible girl eventually becomes a visible woman Susan Storm,
so her obviously her power is and she can become
(02:50):
invisible so.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
She can turn it on and off.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Any relation to Storm from X Men.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
No, I mean obviously it's one. Is just a character's name,
heard their last.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Name and Vanessa herb he's playing super Holy.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
She's invisible woman, can also create invisible shields to protect people.
She throws some invisible such.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
A better power crazy stretch.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah, okay, so cool.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Then you have the human torch Johnny Storm, Sue's brother affairs.
Human torch can turn his whole body into flames, can
turn himself on fire.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Now can you should throw water on him?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
It would it would suck for him? Does that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, I mean, I mean it takes a lot, but
he dry out and comes back fast. Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Does he?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Does?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
He have like super strength?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
He can fly okay and obviously in the sky. Yeah,
he flies around.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Really no help during a wildfire you think about it,
Oh god, he is not going to be only making
the situation.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, and he's always on fire.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
No, he's not record that'd be pretty crazy. If he's
always on fire, where does he sit?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Can't well?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I feel like he's like a cartoon character, these guys.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Maybe like everything's made out of metal.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
No, I think there's supposed to be like real life people.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
They just got these powers, so they're not like comic
book world. They're walking around with normal people like us.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Right, yea, and the guy flame.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
How did he realize he could because he comes back
from her He comes back from space. The first time
he set himself on fire, he must have been pretty
freaked out.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Ship I'm on fire is.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Probably he's drinking it because I'm serious. What I'm assuming
you don't think them because they're sitting there drinking it off.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I was thinking it was like anger, like the Hulk.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Would I there?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
He can make it, you know, happen. Something he says
flame on is like a clapper. And then you have
the thing Ben Grimm. So the thing has turned into
one giant rock guy. He's made out of completely made
(05:20):
out of rocks. Now, uh, that one he cannot turn
on and off. He's always rocks.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
He's okay, does everybody get.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No? He looks like like a rock pile. Now he
has arms and legs and his head and everything. But
he's a giant rock guy.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Why does everybody else get to turn on and off
and he doesn't?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Cosmic rays?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Why is everyone else family except for rock guy?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Again? When they were up in space, Read and Sue
were not together yet, They were not husband wife yet.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
You know why they became together because something grew well,
that could be something grew on, old doctor Reid, if
you want.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
The Thing is very strong. Obviously his rocks make him impenetrable.
He's you know, it's hard to hurt him. He's made
out of rock. Oh yeah, and he's super strong. So
those are his powers. Blood work done, he doesn't thor
his cholesterols to the room.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I just.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Sorry, mister fantastic.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Okay, And do we know any of the other actors?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
The one guy the Thing is the guy from the Bear,
not the main guy from the Bear, but the best supporting.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Actor Jeremille and White that.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Come on, Emily unbelievable. And then Vanessa Kirby is an
invisible woman. I don't remember who Johnny Storm is.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Okay, so those.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Are the powers now that you know that, Okay, Thor's
already trying to again bring up the conversation of how
do they do certain things? This is what we were
talking about off the air?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Can I ask real quick before we get into Thor's
weird mind? Thumbs up, thumbs down on the trailer, are
we I have a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Of questions because it's a period piece. We're starting in
like the sixties, so all the cars are Sixties, the
clothing and all the Silver era. It's amazing, But then
how are we going to advance to now and have
their story be part of the story now? I don't know.
(07:22):
I saw Galactus what that was.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
We're in a pretty lame wild and then the Silver
Surfer is supposed to be in it, but it's.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
A chick that makes no sense guy.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
But they have the chick from ozark uh.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
With Silver Surfer. Galactus's Harold. Galactus eats planets like literally
eats them like a multile in this planet. He's massive
and so Silver Surfer.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I feel like we've really lost that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I know, maybe maybe we should stop. Maybe I should
just stop. Yeah on a surfboard and he's made it
like he looks.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like the Fantastic Four wasn't for me. I found it
a little hokey because of stuff like this. It's hard
to eat flying.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They're so cool, man, look at this guy. Oh, he's
so cool over here. I was like Spider Man, because
that's realistic.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I don't see.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I don't feel.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Here's my issue with the rocks. But he clearly got
double because his name is the thing. He can't turn
it on and off. So I said to Eddie, I'm like, well,
I would hate that superpower, because how could you ever
have sex?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
He has a girlfriend, that's he does. His girlfriend is
in the early part of fantas.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
She's blind, see, like, how um, how fucked up is that?
The only person that would date this freak show is
a blind check.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well, she sees him for who truly is inside, but
he's got not worried about the outer part.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I'm assuming though he has no penis, it would be
rock card. Okay, so it's a rock, right gymly a rock? Yeah,
he would destroy her pussy. I don't care if he's
in destructible. He can't have sex. This guy's life is ruined.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
But why why can't you mean? Why why can't you
have like a Dill Domaine out of a rock?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
You can't feel like things?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Guy? What don't they.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Make like Marble ones and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
They do, they do, they make what if the rock
was Yeah, what if his cock rock is smooth?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah, like the restaurant's bumpy, but right there smooth And as.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Long as.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
That way, I don't see it.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
You don't see it, Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I don't see it. There's no bottom.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, because I don't know that he has any ejaculate.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Well, I don't care about that, you know, unless I'm
trying to have a big load.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I heard that the thing pre Rock loved the big
load Ben Grim. I heard Ben Grim, Ben Ben.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, he was a He's a silly guy. So still.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
The other thing that annoys me about this movie is
that Vanessa Kirby is so hot. I never I haven't
talked about this, but she's like.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
One of my top five.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Really, she's mission impossible movie. It's just so hot. I
don't know if I know who that is. You're missing.
She was in the Fast and Furious Hobbs and Shaw movie,
which is just like what we made The Hot Chicken,
the movie Invisible Again. Let me just say this, because
(10:28):
her superpower, the irony. I feel like she doesn't get
to use her hotness against villains. If she wants to
go break into a place, she can't manipulate the security
guards because she's so hot.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
She can sneak in. She's invisible.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It's not as cool. Yeah, but does didn't you say
that she she has to turn on the invisibility so
she could still use her hotness. Just don't turn on
the invisibility.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's another good point.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Or just sneak through and you don't have to trick.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Anybody has the oddest mindset when it comes to being
a hero. You're not using your hotness to sneak into
the security But that's not how heroes.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
That's a villain. And then why is she's a villain?
If I was her, I would want to be with
another superhero because the stretched thing is the lame ship.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
He could be watching TV in one room, she's horning
in another room. She's like, babe, send your penis. He
could fuck her from on the couch in another room
and she's all the way in the bedroom. Wow, send
the cock, Send it the cock.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
They're like an alert.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Cool zip there.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
You go that that is pretty cool. Or maybe she's
like me and she likes a good fingerbang and I
could just be in the other room.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Wow, they're almost as long as yours, not.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Quite as still not big enough fingers still.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I don't know if he can make his knuckles that big.
That's only those look like the things hands. Yeah, made
out of rocks.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
They probably do. I'd have to see it. I'd have
to see it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Now.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Can he just stretch or can we get some girth
too in?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
There?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Can make a guy he does not like skinny penises.
This isn't the first time.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Nobody likes the skinny penis.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
He can like blow himself up, almost balloonish, Yeah, I'm imagining.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, stretch it across to the bedroom at the back
of the hatch, and then blow it up.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I just want to be in the writer room when
they created this character. Let's make let's make him super flexible.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't think they were thinking about this. Remember back
in the day Plastic Man, so it was very similar.
I don't know that was that was old, old cartoon.
And then you have, of course human torching.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Towards which I would the first couple of girls he
hooked up with.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Have to be dead right.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Well no again, because he couldn't control it at first,
so he's hooking up with him, and he liked them on.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Fire from the inside out, excited.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Because he's too excited. So these girls alive like a
hot load he's got to put. He's got to put
like extinguisher, fire extinguisher all over him or like what's
that like? Uh? Retarded, retarded all over them?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
To bone them, to bone them. I think I think
at the point when Johnny figured out, Okay, I have
this crazy super I don't think his first thought was
I gotta go hook up with a chick. I think
he controlled the power first and then he's able to.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I feel like Johnny's a big coke guy, Johnny Storm.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Why but but he's a good guy. I don't think
he's using coke, you know.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Excuse me, Okay, it could get kind of weird. Did
you hook up with them?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
And then the girl calls the next day saying, I'm
having a burning sensation. Every chick is gonna think he
gives you v D.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
But he didn't.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I will, I will, I will see the movie. I
just have a lot of questions.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Different see the movie. Why are you even saying that
you're not gonna was?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I was into Marvel at one point pretty hardcore. But
then it just kind of, I don't know, for me,
it kind of just didn't do it for me anymore.
But but but the Captain of America movie this fantastic
for me. We ruined me back a little bit. This
is a big this is a big step for them.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Emily, did we hook you? You're just gonna go to
see the rock hard Penis absolutely
That was a big morning today. The new Fantastic Four
trailer dropped during our show. I freaked out a little bit. Yeah,
I'm not gonna lie right before trivia. It was crazy to.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Watch Eddie watching a trailer is very It's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That done a reaction video, Jamie, where were you?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Luckily we're gonna start in social media meetings because he
needs to be in it.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Clearly, Je it was.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It was a wild scene, you know, watching that trailer. Uh.
What was even more wild was Thor's questions about how
the Fantastic Four has sex.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The podcast over yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except
for that part.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, Emily, I'm gonna explain to you the Fantastic Four.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I don't know who's in it, what the deal is.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
That's why I mean I explain. Okay, we got.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Four, I got that different.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Come on, Sky, don't distract from this. This is my
life's work here. Yeah, these four people, scientists, astronauts. Whatever,
they go up in space, there's some sort of cosmic explosion.
When they return to Earth. They all have superpowers. That's
the basic backstory. Okay, done. So we got four different people.
We have mister fantastic Reed Richards his superpower, he's Stretchy, super.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Stric the lamest Yes, similar, is there a lamor superpower?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
It's pretty late. But he's a brilliant scientist. But that's
not so. He's mostly known for being super smart, a
great leader.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Because then Stretchy, what could he possibly do? Here's a
sort of family guy that's really funny where they use
him to get cats out of trees.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Because Read, that's that's about it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's about the extent of it. Like out of all
of them, like they all get these crazy superpowers and
he gets the i'd be annoying.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, so he's the leader to his stretch. Stretch he
can't know, no, don't be so what a stupid what
a stupid thing to say.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
It's the fantastic for the first ever superheroes.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
First superhero group ever written in comics.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Because that's why some of it's a little like dating
ind loves I don't I'm not a.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Fantastic massive affinity for fantastic. Okay, so you have mister
fantastic Stretch. You have Invisible Woman who is Read's wife.
I don't know where they're at. And the story she
was originally visible girl eventually becomes a visible woman Susan Storm,
so her obviously her power is and she can become
(02:50):
invisible so.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
She can turn it on and off.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Any relation to Storm from X Men.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
No, I mean obviously it's one. Is just a character's name,
heard their last.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Name and Vanessa herb he's playing super Holy.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
She's invisible woman, can also create invisible shields to protect people.
She throws some invisible such.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
A better power crazy stretch.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah, okay, so cool.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Then you have the human torch Johnny Storm, Sue's brother affairs.
Human torch can turn his whole body into flames, can
turn himself on fire.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Now can you should throw water on him?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
It would it would suck for him? Does that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, I mean, I mean it takes a lot, but
he dry out and comes back fast. Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Does he?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Does?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
He have like super strength?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
He can fly okay and obviously in the sky. Yeah,
he flies around.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Really no help during a wildfire you think about it,
Oh god, he is not going to be only making
the situation.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, and he's always on fire.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
No, he's not record that'd be pretty crazy. If he's
always on fire, where does he sit?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Can't well?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I feel like he's like a cartoon character, these guys.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Maybe like everything's made out of metal.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
No, I think there's supposed to be like real life people.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
They just got these powers, so they're not like comic
book world. They're walking around with normal people like us.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Right, yea, and the guy flame.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
How did he realize he could because he comes back
from her He comes back from space. The first time
he set himself on fire, he must have been pretty
freaked out.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Ship I'm on fire is.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Probably he's drinking it because I'm serious. What I'm assuming
you don't think them because they're sitting there drinking it off.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I was thinking it was like anger, like the Hulk.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Would I there?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
He can make it, you know, happen. Something he says
flame on is like a clapper. And then you have
the thing Ben Grimm. So the thing has turned into
one giant rock guy. He's made out of completely made
(05:20):
out of rocks. Now, uh, that one he cannot turn
on and off. He's always rocks.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
He's okay, does everybody get.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No? He looks like like a rock pile. Now he
has arms and legs and his head and everything. But
he's a giant rock guy.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Why does everybody else get to turn on and off
and he doesn't?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Cosmic rays?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Why is everyone else family except for rock guy?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Again? When they were up in space, Read and Sue
were not together yet, They were not husband wife yet.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
You know why they became together because something grew well,
that could be something grew on, old doctor Reid, if
you want.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
The Thing is very strong. Obviously his rocks make him impenetrable.
He's you know, it's hard to hurt him. He's made
out of rock. Oh yeah, and he's super strong. So
those are his powers. Blood work done, he doesn't thor
his cholesterols to the room.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I just.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Sorry, mister fantastic.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Okay, And do we know any of the other actors?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
The one guy the Thing is the guy from the Bear,
not the main guy from the Bear, but the best supporting.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Actor Jeremille and White that.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Come on, Emily unbelievable. And then Vanessa Kirby is an
invisible woman. I don't remember who Johnny Storm is.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Okay, so those.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Are the powers now that you know that, Okay, Thor's
already trying to again bring up the conversation of how
do they do certain things? This is what we were
talking about off the air?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Can I ask real quick before we get into Thor's
weird mind? Thumbs up, thumbs down on the trailer, are
we I have a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Of questions because it's a period piece. We're starting in
like the sixties, so all the cars are Sixties, the
clothing and all the Silver era. It's amazing, But then
how are we going to advance to now and have
their story be part of the story now? I don't know.
(07:22):
I saw Galactus what that was.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
We're in a pretty lame wild and then the Silver
Surfer is supposed to be in it, but it's.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
A chick that makes no sense guy.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
But they have the chick from ozark uh.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
With Silver Surfer. Galactus's Harold. Galactus eats planets like literally
eats them like a multile in this planet. He's massive
and so Silver Surfer.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I feel like we've really lost that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I know, maybe maybe we should stop. Maybe I should
just stop. Yeah on a surfboard and he's made it
like he looks.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like the Fantastic Four wasn't for me. I found it
a little hokey because of stuff like this. It's hard
to eat flying.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They're so cool, man, look at this guy. Oh, he's
so cool over here. I was like Spider Man, because
that's realistic.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I don't see.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I don't feel.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Here's my issue with the rocks. But he clearly got
double because his name is the thing. He can't turn
it on and off. So I said to Eddie, I'm like, well,
I would hate that superpower, because how could you ever
have sex?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
He has a girlfriend, that's he does. His girlfriend is
in the early part of fantas.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
She's blind, see, like, how um, how fucked up is that?
The only person that would date this freak show is
a blind check.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well, she sees him for who truly is inside, but
he's got not worried about the outer part.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I'm assuming though he has no penis, it would be
rock card. Okay, so it's a rock, right gymly a rock? Yeah,
he would destroy her pussy. I don't care if he's
in destructible. He can't have sex. This guy's life is ruined.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
But why why can't you mean? Why why can't you
have like a Dill Domaine out of a rock?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
You can't feel like things?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Guy? What don't they.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Make like Marble ones and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
They do, they do, they make what if the rock
was Yeah, what if his cock rock is smooth?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah, like the restaurant's bumpy, but right there smooth And as.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Long as.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
That way, I don't see it.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
You don't see it, Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I don't see it. There's no bottom.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, because I don't know that he has any ejaculate.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Well, I don't care about that, you know, unless I'm
trying to have a big load.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I heard that the thing pre Rock loved the big
load Ben Grim. I heard Ben Grim, Ben Ben.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, he was a He's a silly guy. So still.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
The other thing that annoys me about this movie is
that Vanessa Kirby is so hot. I never I haven't
talked about this, but she's like.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
One of my top five.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Really, she's mission impossible movie. It's just so hot. I
don't know if I know who that is. You're missing.
She was in the Fast and Furious Hobbs and Shaw movie,
which is just like what we made The Hot Chicken,
the movie Invisible Again. Let me just say this, because
(10:28):
her superpower, the irony. I feel like she doesn't get
to use her hotness against villains. If she wants to
go break into a place, she can't manipulate the security
guards because she's so hot.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
She can sneak in. She's invisible.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It's not as cool. Yeah, but does didn't you say
that she she has to turn on the invisibility so
she could still use her hotness. Just don't turn on
the invisibility.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's another good point.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Or just sneak through and you don't have to trick.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Anybody has the oddest mindset when it comes to being
a hero. You're not using your hotness to sneak into
the security But that's not how heroes.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
That's a villain. And then why is she's a villain?
If I was her, I would want to be with
another superhero because the stretched thing is the lame ship.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
He could be watching TV in one room, she's horning
in another room. She's like, babe, send your penis. He
could fuck her from on the couch in another room
and she's all the way in the bedroom. Wow, send
the cock, Send it the cock.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
They're like an alert.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Cool zip there.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
You go that that is pretty cool. Or maybe she's
like me and she likes a good fingerbang and I
could just be in the other room.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Wow, they're almost as long as yours, not.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Quite as still not big enough fingers still.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I don't know if he can make his knuckles that big.
That's only those look like the things hands. Yeah, made
out of rocks.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
They probably do. I'd have to see it. I'd have
to see it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Now.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Can he just stretch or can we get some girth
too in?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
There?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Can make a guy he does not like skinny penises.
This isn't the first time.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Nobody likes the skinny penis.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
He can like blow himself up, almost balloonish, Yeah, I'm imagining.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, stretch it across to the bedroom at the back
of the hatch, and then blow it up.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I just want to be in the writer room when
they created this character. Let's make let's make him super flexible.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't think they were thinking about this. Remember back
in the day Plastic Man, so it was very similar.
I don't know that was that was old, old cartoon.
And then you have, of course human torching.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Towards which I would the first couple of girls he
hooked up with.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Have to be dead right.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Well no again, because he couldn't control it at first,
so he's hooking up with him, and he liked them on.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Fire from the inside out, excited.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Because he's too excited. So these girls alive like a
hot load he's got to put. He's got to put
like extinguisher, fire extinguisher all over him or like what's
that like? Uh? Retarded, retarded all over them?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
To bone them, to bone them. I think I think
at the point when Johnny figured out, Okay, I have
this crazy super I don't think his first thought was
I gotta go hook up with a chick. I think
he controlled the power first and then he's able to.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I feel like Johnny's a big coke guy, Johnny Storm.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Why but but he's a good guy. I don't think
he's using coke, you know.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Excuse me, Okay, it could get kind of weird. Did
you hook up with them?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
And then the girl calls the next day saying, I'm
having a burning sensation. Every chick is gonna think he
gives you v D.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
But he didn't.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I will, I will, I will see the movie. I
just have a lot of questions.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Different see the movie. Why are you even saying that
you're not gonna was?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I was into Marvel at one point pretty hardcore. But
then it just kind of, I don't know, for me,
it kind of just didn't do it for me anymore.
But but but the Captain of America movie this fantastic
for me. We ruined me back a little bit. This
is a big this is a big step for them.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Emily, did we hook you? You're just gonna go to
see the rock hard Penis absolutely
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