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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
We get into several off air arguments quite a bit
on this show. Sometimes we bring them on the air,
sometimes we don't. But today's argument was so crazy that
I almost died. We ain't done yet. It's time for
the one podcast over a year.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part. The
show's after show starts now.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Emily, I'm sad you miss this. Normally a lot of
these dumb arguments are between me and Emily, but no,
this wasn't involving you, Emily.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You were in the other room, Thank god, because then
Emily will go on Instagram into a poll and what
to hear about five days?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Excuse me?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Can you have led us with your guy guys?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
If she brings it up like four or five times,
was like, yeah, she knows it too.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It broughten food for us today. They brought this platter
and they had prod. The platter had rolled tacossias, sour cream,
guacamole and uh and all these fixings. Well, Emily helped herself,
of course.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
First, I'm kind of with sky.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Emily took randomly all the lettuce.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I took it out.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
There's like no lettuce because I didn't have any. I
didn't have any Jamie Roy.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Did you say, ship, I can't eat anything right now?
This is her rules. I don't know, ye, So she
she was like, okay, well, and I'm gonna pick the
chicken out of the cad which is I'm.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Not supposed to have cheese, I'm not supposed to have
fried items.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I'm not supposed to have.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Sour cream, so little don't eat any of My doctor said, basically.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
You shouldn't have had anything.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
There's only one thing on that platter, which was what
the lettuce.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
So I was gonna I was gonna pick the chicken
out of the casadilla and put it on the lettuce.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
A little guawk, and that was gonna be my practice.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Took it all, dude, I'm walking, I thought Scottish. So
I thought scott has been dramatic when she said it.
And Emily was still hungry, so she didn't give a fuck.
So like when Sky said it, initially, Emily was like,
I don't know, and then kept eating and now and
she didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Give a fuck. You imagine if we would have done
that to her.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Forget about it, tears.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I thought there was more lettuce there. I swear to
god it do.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I got it.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I took one little clumpfull and apparently.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Was she don't even be angry about it. You could
be apologetic. That might help.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Guy.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
By the way, this is even what the fight is about.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
That that visit.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
This came out of this. You're not even involved in this.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
But it does have to do with Mexican food.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Mexican have to do with this.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Is they going to make me upset?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, well you're a human, so well it's it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Taint the jury right now.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I mean, I got plenty of taint for you, girl.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I don't your tat Okay, don't.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You worry about that. Don't you worry about that.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm not worried. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So listen, we were talking and we were trying to
figure out what the fuck this guy's gonna eat because
they're the lettuce, and so we were talking. I was like, well,
why don't you try this, Why don't you try this?
Why do you try this? And she goes and I guess, and.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
I was kind of being like whatever about it anyway,
because I had Mexican food for dinner last night, so
I was kind of like I.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Don't real you had Mexican.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yes, I did, so I was like, I don't really care.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I had Mexican, had Mexican last night. What did you have?
And she goes, not chess and I go, oh, what
was on him? I go, well, you thought you can't
have cheese? What was on your nachos?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Well?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
I said, yes, I cannot have cheese. My nachos were chips,
blue corn chips from Trader Jos.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Thanks for asking. Did not deserve a off? Okay, okay? Beans?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
What kind of pinto beans?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Well?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
We made them, so, I guess I don't know who. Well,
and we kind of smashed them, but we didn't like,
you know, add a little salt and pepper.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
There's no cheese, no.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
No, no cheese, no lard, none of the yummy stuff
that normally a taco shop.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Would put it. So we have those beans wet rice
rice does okay, especially white rice.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Dude, Dude, does your husband like this?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
What does he? What can he say? But he's a
Mexican man, is he?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
He used to be a Mexican.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Like I'm Jewish?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, yeah, okay, not even I feel like you're more juice. Yeah,
that is true.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I have more than yeah right, I can't get over it.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Sorry, chips, beats, white rice, ground turkey, done up with
taco seasonings, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Done up?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Ye okay?
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Uh lettuce onions? Yeah, let us then avocado and salsa.
That's what was online.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Where is it? Where's the cheese?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
My doctor says, I can't happen, But then it's not
nachos happened. I just told you what was on it.
My family had cheese on theirs and tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Then they had so and not even really we all
had You did not have nachos.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
We all had nachos.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
There are two components to nachos, chips and cheese.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
That's it. If you just have cheese, sauce and chips,
you have nachos. You're good. That's it. That's all that
you have to have to have nachos. Now you can
add toppings, which you did. I don't agree with most
of those toppings, but whatever. But if you don't have
cheese at all, it ceases to be nacho.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
So if I go into a taco shop and say
I would like carnea sada nachos please, with no cheese.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
They would laugh at you. This is this wet over here, get.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
The that's they'd be like, what are they supposed to do?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
They don't problem, They're not they're gonna take your money,
but they but they're gonna make fun of you in
the back and go this fucking weta over here. Ordered
nachos without cheese will give you chicks.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
I order pizza with no cheese? Does that make it
not pizza anymore?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
There's three ingredients to pizza sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart, yes, sweetheart, crust, sauce, cheese,
that's it. If you don't have the cheese, you just
have the dough and the that's what you go. And
if you also also if you ordered a cheese less
(06:56):
pizza in New York. When I was a kid here
I went through a phase. I didn't like cheese for
some reason. I don't know why. It's weird, and my
mom would ask for it pie, but my mom would say,
can you make half of it without cheese?
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Is this when you're wearing the bow tie? Is this
or is this a different era?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Well?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I need to visually picture what I was like thirteen.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I had a thing.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I didn't like when the cheese. I didn't like when
the cheese.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Pulled the way it gross. That's the best part. You
sound like her and she's trying to you.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I grew up though.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay, so.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, So my mom would call and I remember this vividly,
and she'd ask for like half with no cheese, and
they would tell her no.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I would say.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
They would say, we can't do that, and my mom
would go, what do you mean, you can't do that?
Just make up fresh pie with no cheese, and she goes, sorry, man,
we can't do that.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
So they wouldn't make it scrape off.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Well, here in California, they'll do it all day, every day.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
And I just googled the definition of dachos. Googled the definition.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
That's the definition.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
A dish of tortilla chips top with melted cheese and
then and often other savory top. A dish of tortilla
chips topped with melted could.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Argue that they're not chokes.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You had taco salad exactly what it was. You had
a taco salad.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Yes, we don't need there for any Yeah, it's it's true.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
That's right, it's true. Those were not. My family had
not chose.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
And by the way, did your family melt the cheese
or did they just have sprinkle cheese?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Cheese?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
It's just sprinkle.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
What's the point? Doesn't even stand the chip. Listen to
the definition, the definition you're an asshole.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That's the definition.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's under the there's a picture of you under the
definition of ass Yes, and it's you. So here's how
I almost took. Oh. Yeah, as we're talking about this,
and you can see how yellow. And I'm eating my
delicious chili from some brewd and it's got a little
kick to a spike and I'm screaming while food is
(09:04):
in my mouth, by the way, and a piece gets
lodged into my throat. Yes, and it's spicy too, So
I'm like, I'm legitimately tears my face, coughing, dying. This
motherfucker starts cheering that I'm dying.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I'm not happy that he's dying.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
She's not dying, laughing.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
But what I'm doing is I'm taking this opportunity to
win the argument.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
And I'm saying, yeah, Edie, what do you what do
you sell on right, Eddie?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
What do you have to say?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Now? You can't.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
And then and then it starts to turn to actual
hysterical laughter that I can't control because I have a
vision in my mind of like, this is how Eddie
dies fighting with me.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
If I was it was like Emily, how you get
when someone gets fire? She was giddy.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Get on my tombstone, it would have said died from
Nacho debate with Scott. That's that's how I would
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Have gone out, and all the listeners would read that
and understand what they go Yep, makes sense