February 10, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we talk about our dinner party from over the weekend and the huge uproar about gifts
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, we talked a little bit this morning about Thor's
party that he had over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Was it a housewarming party?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
You have a housewarming party if you don't buy the house,
if you're just real.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I was confused about that.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I didn't think it was either.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Just we wanted to have her. I don't think we've
had a show dinner at anyone's house.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah for a while.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I mean I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, it's been a minute. Yeah, but I knew for
a fact that this asshole Sky was gonna come with
some sort of over the top gift. I knew it
was gonna happen. So I know, okay, I can't come
in empty handed because I know this asshole she's gonna
come bearing this, Oh, welcome to your home, and it's
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gonna be this crazy. I knew it, and apparently there
was a big disagreement about the gift.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's time for podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yet, completely uncensored and un being filtered except for that
part the.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Show's after show starts now listen.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I've known Scott for twenty five years. I've been to
several housewarming parties where she comes bearing gifts. Yeah, she's
that that chick you know that, Oh you got to
present them with something for the new house. Yeah, but
I'm like, this is is this it? I don't even
know if this is a housewarming party.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well here's the thing, even if it's not an actual
housewarming party. If this is the first gathering you've had
after you move into a new spot. In my head, housewarming, yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Not a thing.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A housewarming party is for when you buy a house. Yeah,
people over to show off the new house.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
See. I didn't think so. I thought a housewarming party
is whenever you move into a new spot and you
want to show off your new spot. I didn't the renters.
I just for anybody. It's just like, come see our
new house.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, that's that's a housewarming party. Because Thornon never presented
it as a housewarming Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Felt even weird giving people the tour of the house
because I'm like, because we don't really own it.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
So how nice property is to check it out? I
get that.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Oh god, that's all I wanted to see.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
We brainstorming about the property?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Oh yeah, we want to do you here, where are
the property lines?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
There's so much you could do with this, and that.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
That's why where was your head at with this? Emily,
I kind of.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
For some reason did take it as a little bit
of a housewarming thing as well. And also I had
known that, like you know, that Thor's wife was spending
a lot of time, you know, putting this together. So
I ended up buying her a little a little gift
as well.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
So we we wanted to do a house working party
when we lived in Hamul, but COVID hit and and
we couldn't have anybody over. And then we sold the
house and moved into a shack for three years, so
we obviously we couldn't have anyone over we could really
fit in it, so we were My wife is really
big on having people over for dinner. That's one of
the things now that we live in a house, we
(03:06):
can have people over at it. It's gonna happen more
like we want to have.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I've never seen a human being stressed out more than her, though,
like for somebody that it was.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Because it was the first time, was you guys, when
it's her aunt or like friends of ours, she's more chilly. Yeah,
she's more chill, and it's it's not as crazy. But
because it was you guys, and the first time you're
really eating her food. She was very stressed. Oh oh wow.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah. So I my head didn't go this is a
house warming party. But I know, Scott. I knew for
a fact you were going to come in with some
over the top gift. And I've seen to do it.
I've seen it, and so I went, all right, well,
we got to come up with something here. So I
had a very busy day on Saturday with baseball, doing
all kinds of ship. So I said, all right, Debora,
when you're out and about, pick up a nice bottle
(03:53):
of wine. And I specifically said nice. Don't buy your
two buck chuck, but you drink. Get a nice bottle
of wine to give, you know, as a whatever. Call
it a house warming because I know Sky's coming with something.
We can't show up empty handed. We're bringing our dip
and all that stuff, but you got to have an
additional thing as well. So I said, pick up a
nice bottle of wine. And she goes, okay, no problem.
(04:15):
So her and my daughter Taylor were out and about
during the day and she text me, all right, got
the wine, We're good to go. Okay, cool. So I
get home again. I'm rushing to get home. I have
to shower up, clean up, and then get the fuck
out of there. And I'm stressed because you know, I
hate being late for even though you say we're coming
over around five out, it's still you know, how I
(04:35):
am y, and so I'm stressed. I'm like going on
a hundred miles per hour on the freeway because I
want to get there again. I didn't need to at all.
I got there five twenty one.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I mean, he was so stupid, and you seemed out
of breath.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I was legitimately sweaty, sweaty. Well, then I got I.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Was surprised you earlier.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I had to deal with something, you know, for my
little league, and so I couldn't figure it out. So
there was a lot going.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I was kind of taken back when he was there early.
I was kidding, oh, you're here early.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I thought he wouldn't be there like closer to six, yeah,
because I was supposed to be there at five, and
I didn't even get there till like five fifteen.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
So I got there like five minutes left.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yes, yes, guy was rolling yeahone well fashionably late. Don't
don't just say.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
He'll be the first of the party.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
I know, I can never be the first there.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
It's too in high school.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It's the way that they stop it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So anyway, so as you know, I'm rushing around getting
dressed and all that stuff. I go to get all
of my dip stuff, put it all in the bag,
you know. So I put all my shit in there,
and I go, where's the wine? And Deborah went and
grabbed it and gave it to me, and I paused
it and I went, what the fuck is this? What
I looked down and the wine, first of all, looks
(05:44):
like grape juice, so I know this is so shiit wine, yeah,
you know. And then I look at the label and
I know what's going on. What the label had like
a fucking rooster or something like, oh no, And I went, oh, man,
you this ship wine just because it has a rooster
on it?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And Haley likes chickens, And did your daughter pick it out?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't think maybe, I know, And then Haley and
Taylor had this chicken connection. Yeah maybe, But I'm just like,
you bought fucking ship wine grape juice wine, grape juice
wine as the gift, and now I look like an asshole.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
That's funny you say that.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
I noticed that bottle the minute that that I saw,
I didn't see.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I didn't know you guys brought it. But I saw
it sitting there.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I was like, huh, yeah, I know my wines, like
my wine.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
What is that? I've never seen that because it's off.
I was like, is it wine? Is it something else?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah? It was wow. So I wasn't happy about our gifts,
so I had nothing to do with it. I was like,
you got to give that to Haley. I'm like, that's embarrassing.
So that was my that was my contribution. So what
did you end up doing? Emily?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
So I ended up since I brought the big charcuterie board.
I was in the charcuterie head space and I don't
did you.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Have that board?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Was massive?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Yeah, you just have that for my sister get for
Christmas a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's this giant wood board.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
She was she was walking around Lemon Grove and she
found one in the dumpster.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
You know how many trolls you probably beat.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
There's nothing wrong with Lemon gro But I live in
the Mason Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So I thought Hailey, like, yeah, for Haley.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
It was a charcuterie board set with like little bowls
and little like little dishes and forks and knives and
little flags that you could put on your cheese and
stuff those little charcuterie boards.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
But did you take the board back?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
The board was mine.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, the boards and then the little things.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Those were all mine that I already owned. I gave
separate thing, a separate thing.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
So when she makes the shirt, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Next time she did.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
When she has people over, I know she likes her
little meats and cheeses.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I hear about. Okay, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
That asshole over it doesn't make me what we got
going on here, Well, the plan was so gold plated
ladle Okay, there's.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
No gold ladels. So the plan was because we were
all talking. If you, you know, followed the podcast last
week about appetizers, Haley's freaking out desserts.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Blah blah, So I can be started on your desserts.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
So I got put on dessert.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Oh my god, I got put on dessert.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
And I didn't really know what I was going to get,
but I knew I was like going to go to
the bakery section of the store and you know, find
something lovely. But Thor had mentioned no less than three
times that he's extremely concerned that I will not be
bringing enough.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Anyone blame anyone, blaming different, anyone blaming like legit. If
anyone would bring less dessert, he would be Scott right.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You know how important dessert is this man. Yeah, so
I understand it, I understand it. So the only thing
that she had going for her Thor was that the
boo is probably going to be evolved. And there's only
one guy that loves dessert more than you. That's that man.
That is like he was fucking staring down that cake
like you wouldn't believe it, like he wanted to make
(09:04):
love to it.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
At one point I pointed out, I think it was
you familiar somebody, I go, look at the booze face
right now. Oh yeah, he's never looked lovingly more at
any Remember.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
That scene in Wall of Wall Street where Jonah Hill
is all fucked up on drugs and he just starts
jerking off in the middle of the party at Margot Robbie.
That was the boot with that cake. Yeah, oh my god,
down in the middle of the party looking at.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
The cakes I think he was tearing up at one time.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, I mean I was happy.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
None of this surprises me. So I'm I'm in Vaughn's,
the Vaughn's Bakery section, and I'm looking and I'm all
over the place. First I grab a thing of cookies.
Then I grab a thing of brownies, and then I go,
what the fuck are you doing? Like we're sitting down,
We're gonna have plates and forks, like people are probably
gonna have that on Super Bowl Sunday. So then I
start going to the cake realm and then I'm looking
at cupcakes. But then I'm like, these fuckers hate cupcakes,
(09:51):
and so.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't know that we're fuckers.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Well that's why I thought in my head, because I
love cupcakes, I wanted.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
To buy the cake cupcakes.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
There's been discussions where where people are like or whatever
about cupcakes frosty.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, I like homemade.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Cupcakes about thank You a.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Giant.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Everybody likes that.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
So I'm a von So I decide to do a
cheesecake sampler platter that has like twelve slices of cheesecake.
And then I get in my head, what if people
don't like cheesecake. If there's people who don't like cheesecake.
So then in addition to that, I bought a cake
(10:37):
sampler platter that had like so.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You went double the cake, eight pieces.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
So we got cheesecake and cookies, regular cake, double cake. Well,
because once I feel like cheesecake and regular cake are
two different worlds, you know what I mean? Like, yeah,
So that's what I did, And there was a lot
of dessert. But while I was there, I was supposed
to buy something else, and that was a bouquet of
(11:03):
flowers to bring to and hostess.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Flowers.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I'm okay of flowers, but but I forgot them because
I was so neurotic about the desserts and freaking out
about the cake and so thank you. And so the
next day I realize, oh, ship forgot to buy flowers.
I got to run to the store room.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Empty.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I'm not going to do that. So I say to
the boo, I go, oh my god, I gotta run
go get flowers because I forgot to get them at
the store the other day. And he goes, you can't
bring them flowers like he's fucking disgusted face, Like I
just like I just said to him, Hey, I got
to go pick up a bag of ship to bring
him like that, but that was his face, and I go,
(11:48):
what what's wrong with flowers? I like flowers. Flowers are nice,
and he goes, oh, so, then when they're entertaining people,
welcoming everybody in, they gotta stop down. They got to
find a vase. Then they gotta cut the stems all fresh,
and where are they gonna put it? There's nowhere to
put it because there's food everywhere. Like he's like the
infomercial guy who can't figure how to climb a ladder
(12:10):
and trying to sell me some new step stool or
something like. He's so dramatic about how I would be
the vegus asshole if I were to bring a beautiful
bouquet flower. I agree, you agree flowers are gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I actually agree with that.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, nobody's saying flowers aren't gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Ye I love flowers, I guess, yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
That's not a housewarming gift. And what his reasoning, It's
kind of.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Right, yeah, because if I'm hosting and somebody does that,
now I'm like literally in the middle and you have
to trim them to make you're getting.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Water flowers, but they just talk about the other day
that I bought her flowers.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Wow. Yeah, well, and then he started going on about
well and then Haley's gonna be stressing out, and then
she's gonna put him on the counter. But she's gonna
feel like an asshole not putting them in a vase,
and then she's gonna have to stopped out in the vase.
Blah blah. Like am I a piece of ship?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Like like I wanted to buy them flowers. I thought
that was nice.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
So did you go with instead?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
So he said, everybody, everybody knows that the proper housewarming
gift is a lovely Plant's right, was a plant? Thank you,
Martha Stewart, thank thank you for your etiquette lesson here.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I thought in my head that everybody was going to
go plant. So I wanted to do something different. Do
the wine.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Everybody was yes, you and the bos very good.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I mean it's very it's the most was the most
common thing, so it's not.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Really so he so he shamed me out of the flowers,
made me feel like a piece of ship. And then
I bought a plant and brought a plant, okay.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Which I thought I got a BONEU pick with everybody here.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
What's the problem.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
First of all, these were all gifts for my wife.
First of all, I don't drink.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So you can probat this any alcohol.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Why I would have liked a twelve pack of Bubbly
That would have been nice.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Can you imagine I show up, I mean, Drake, if
I show up to this faux house warming party and
and go, here is my housewarming gift to you. It's
a case of Bubbly Eddie.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
This is great, dude, I love this flavor. And then
what the fuck am I going to do with the charcuterie?
I mean, you're gonna be what the fuck am I
gonna do? Gordon guy?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
But you're entertaining.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
What do I give a funk about? And then a plant.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
It's beautiful, It's like a lily thing.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I'm gonna point it outside and have wats take a
pistol on it?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Geez?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It's not even a
Well, we talked a little bit this morning about Thor's
party that he had over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Was it a housewarming party?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
You have a housewarming party if you don't buy the house,
if you're just real.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I was confused about that.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I didn't think it was either.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Just we wanted to have her. I don't think we've
had a show dinner at anyone's house.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah for a while.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I mean I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, it's been a minute. Yeah, but I knew for
a fact that this asshole Sky was gonna come with
some sort of over the top gift. I knew it
was gonna happen. So I know, okay, I can't come
in empty handed because I know this asshole she's gonna
come bearing this, Oh, welcome to your home, and it's
(00:45):
gonna be this crazy. I knew it, and apparently there
was a big disagreement about the gift.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's time for podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yet, completely uncensored and un being filtered except for that
part the.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Show's after show starts now listen.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I've known Scott for twenty five years. I've been to
several housewarming parties where she comes bearing gifts. Yeah, she's
that that chick you know that, Oh you got to
present them with something for the new house. Yeah, but
I'm like, this is is this it? I don't even
know if this is a housewarming party.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well here's the thing, even if it's not an actual
housewarming party. If this is the first gathering you've had
after you move into a new spot. In my head, housewarming, yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Not a thing.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A housewarming party is for when you buy a house. Yeah,
people over to show off the new house.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
See. I didn't think so. I thought a housewarming party
is whenever you move into a new spot and you
want to show off your new spot. I didn't the renters.
I just for anybody. It's just like, come see our
new house.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, that's that's a housewarming party. Because Thornon never presented
it as a housewarming Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Felt even weird giving people the tour of the house
because I'm like, because we don't really own it.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
So how nice property is to check it out? I
get that.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Oh god, that's all I wanted to see.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
We brainstorming about the property?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Oh yeah, we want to do you here, where are
the property lines?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
There's so much you could do with this, and that.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
That's why where was your head at with this? Emily,
I kind of.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
For some reason did take it as a little bit
of a housewarming thing as well. And also I had
known that, like you know, that Thor's wife was spending
a lot of time, you know, putting this together. So
I ended up buying her a little a little gift
as well.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
So we we wanted to do a house working party
when we lived in Hamul, but COVID hit and and
we couldn't have anybody over. And then we sold the
house and moved into a shack for three years, so
we obviously we couldn't have anyone over we could really
fit in it, so we were My wife is really
big on having people over for dinner. That's one of
the things now that we live in a house, we
(03:06):
can have people over at it. It's gonna happen more
like we want to have.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I've never seen a human being stressed out more than her, though,
like for somebody that it was.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Because it was the first time, was you guys, when
it's her aunt or like friends of ours, she's more chilly. Yeah,
she's more chill, and it's it's not as crazy. But
because it was you guys, and the first time you're
really eating her food. She was very stressed. Oh oh wow.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah. So I my head didn't go this is a
house warming party. But I know, Scott. I knew for
a fact you were going to come in with some
over the top gift. And I've seen to do it.
I've seen it, and so I went, all right, well,
we got to come up with something here. So I
had a very busy day on Saturday with baseball, doing
all kinds of ship. So I said, all right, Debora,
when you're out and about, pick up a nice bottle
(03:53):
of wine. And I specifically said nice. Don't buy your
two buck chuck, but you drink. Get a nice bottle
of wine to give, you know, as a whatever. Call
it a house warming because I know Sky's coming with something.
We can't show up empty handed. We're bringing our dip
and all that stuff, but you got to have an
additional thing as well. So I said, pick up a
nice bottle of wine. And she goes, okay, no problem.
(04:15):
So her and my daughter Taylor were out and about
during the day and she text me, all right, got
the wine, We're good to go. Okay, cool. So I
get home again. I'm rushing to get home. I have
to shower up, clean up, and then get the fuck
out of there. And I'm stressed because you know, I
hate being late for even though you say we're coming
over around five out, it's still you know, how I
(04:35):
am y, and so I'm stressed. I'm like going on
a hundred miles per hour on the freeway because I
want to get there again. I didn't need to at all.
I got there five twenty one.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I mean, he was so stupid, and you seemed out
of breath.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I was legitimately sweaty, sweaty. Well, then I got I.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Was surprised you earlier.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I had to deal with something, you know, for my
little league, and so I couldn't figure it out. So
there was a lot going.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I was kind of taken back when he was there early.
I was kidding, oh, you're here early.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I thought he wouldn't be there like closer to six, yeah,
because I was supposed to be there at five, and
I didn't even get there till like five fifteen.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
So I got there like five minutes left.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yes, yes, guy was rolling yeahone well fashionably late. Don't
don't just say.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
He'll be the first of the party.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
I know, I can never be the first there.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
It's too in high school.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It's the way that they stop it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So anyway, so as you know, I'm rushing around getting
dressed and all that stuff. I go to get all
of my dip stuff, put it all in the bag,
you know. So I put all my shit in there,
and I go, where's the wine? And Deborah went and
grabbed it and gave it to me, and I paused
it and I went, what the fuck is this? What
I looked down and the wine, first of all, looks
(05:44):
like grape juice, so I know this is so shiit wine, yeah,
you know. And then I look at the label and
I know what's going on. What the label had like
a fucking rooster or something like, oh no, And I went, oh, man,
you this ship wine just because it has a rooster
on it?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And Haley likes chickens, And did your daughter pick it out?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't think maybe, I know, And then Haley and
Taylor had this chicken connection. Yeah maybe, But I'm just like,
you bought fucking ship wine grape juice wine, grape juice
wine as the gift, and now I look like an asshole.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
That's funny you say that.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
I noticed that bottle the minute that that I saw,
I didn't see.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I didn't know you guys brought it. But I saw
it sitting there.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I was like, huh, yeah, I know my wines, like
my wine.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
What is that? I've never seen that because it's off.
I was like, is it wine? Is it something else?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah? It was wow. So I wasn't happy about our gifts,
so I had nothing to do with it. I was like,
you got to give that to Haley. I'm like, that's embarrassing.
So that was my that was my contribution. So what
did you end up doing? Emily?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
So I ended up since I brought the big charcuterie board.
I was in the charcuterie head space and I don't
did you.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Have that board?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Was massive?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Yeah, you just have that for my sister get for
Christmas a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's this giant wood board.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
She was she was walking around Lemon Grove and she
found one in the dumpster.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
You know how many trolls you probably beat.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
There's nothing wrong with Lemon gro But I live in
the Mason Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So I thought Hailey, like, yeah, for Haley.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
It was a charcuterie board set with like little bowls
and little like little dishes and forks and knives and
little flags that you could put on your cheese and
stuff those little charcuterie boards.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
But did you take the board back?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
The board was mine.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, the boards and then the little things.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Those were all mine that I already owned. I gave
separate thing, a separate thing.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
So when she makes the shirt, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Next time she did.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
When she has people over, I know she likes her
little meats and cheeses.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I hear about. Okay, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
That asshole over it doesn't make me what we got
going on here, Well, the plan was so gold plated
ladle Okay, there's.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
No gold ladels. So the plan was because we were
all talking. If you, you know, followed the podcast last
week about appetizers, Haley's freaking out desserts.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Blah blah, So I can be started on your desserts.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
So I got put on dessert.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Oh my god, I got put on dessert.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
And I didn't really know what I was going to get,
but I knew I was like going to go to
the bakery section of the store and you know, find
something lovely. But Thor had mentioned no less than three
times that he's extremely concerned that I will not be
bringing enough.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Anyone blame anyone, blaming different, anyone blaming like legit. If
anyone would bring less dessert, he would be Scott right.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You know how important dessert is this man. Yeah, so
I understand it, I understand it. So the only thing
that she had going for her Thor was that the
boo is probably going to be evolved. And there's only
one guy that loves dessert more than you. That's that man.
That is like he was fucking staring down that cake
like you wouldn't believe it, like he wanted to make
(09:04):
love to it.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
At one point I pointed out, I think it was
you familiar somebody, I go, look at the booze face
right now. Oh yeah, he's never looked lovingly more at
any Remember.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
That scene in Wall of Wall Street where Jonah Hill
is all fucked up on drugs and he just starts
jerking off in the middle of the party at Margot Robbie.
That was the boot with that cake. Yeah, oh my god,
down in the middle of the party looking at.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
The cakes I think he was tearing up at one time.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, I mean I was happy.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
None of this surprises me. So I'm I'm in Vaughn's,
the Vaughn's Bakery section, and I'm looking and I'm all
over the place. First I grab a thing of cookies.
Then I grab a thing of brownies, and then I go,
what the fuck are you doing? Like we're sitting down,
We're gonna have plates and forks, like people are probably
gonna have that on Super Bowl Sunday. So then I
start going to the cake realm and then I'm looking
at cupcakes. But then I'm like, these fuckers hate cupcakes,
(09:51):
and so.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't know that we're fuckers.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Well that's why I thought in my head, because I
love cupcakes, I wanted.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
To buy the cake cupcakes.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
There's been discussions where where people are like or whatever
about cupcakes frosty.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, I like homemade.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Cupcakes about thank You a.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Giant.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Everybody likes that.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
So I'm a von So I decide to do a
cheesecake sampler platter that has like twelve slices of cheesecake.
And then I get in my head, what if people
don't like cheesecake. If there's people who don't like cheesecake.
So then in addition to that, I bought a cake
(10:37):
sampler platter that had like so.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You went double the cake, eight pieces.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
So we got cheesecake and cookies, regular cake, double cake. Well,
because once I feel like cheesecake and regular cake are
two different worlds, you know what I mean? Like, yeah,
So that's what I did, And there was a lot
of dessert. But while I was there, I was supposed
to buy something else, and that was a bouquet of
(11:03):
flowers to bring to and hostess.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Flowers.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I'm okay of flowers, but but I forgot them because
I was so neurotic about the desserts and freaking out
about the cake and so thank you. And so the
next day I realize, oh, ship forgot to buy flowers.
I got to run to the store room.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Empty.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I'm not going to do that. So I say to
the boo, I go, oh my god, I gotta run
go get flowers because I forgot to get them at
the store the other day. And he goes, you can't
bring them flowers like he's fucking disgusted face, Like I
just like I just said to him, Hey, I got
to go pick up a bag of ship to bring
him like that, but that was his face, and I go,
(11:48):
what what's wrong with flowers? I like flowers. Flowers are nice,
and he goes, oh, so, then when they're entertaining people,
welcoming everybody in, they gotta stop down. They got to
find a vase. Then they gotta cut the stems all fresh,
and where are they gonna put it? There's nowhere to
put it because there's food everywhere. Like he's like the
infomercial guy who can't figure how to climb a ladder
(12:10):
and trying to sell me some new step stool or
something like. He's so dramatic about how I would be
the vegus asshole if I were to bring a beautiful
bouquet flower. I agree, you agree flowers are gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I actually agree with that.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, nobody's saying flowers aren't gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Ye I love flowers, I guess, yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
That's not a housewarming gift. And what his reasoning, It's
kind of.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Right, yeah, because if I'm hosting and somebody does that,
now I'm like literally in the middle and you have
to trim them to make you're getting.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Water flowers, but they just talk about the other day
that I bought her flowers.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Wow. Yeah, well, and then he started going on about
well and then Haley's gonna be stressing out, and then
she's gonna put him on the counter. But she's gonna
feel like an asshole not putting them in a vase,
and then she's gonna have to stopped out in the vase.
Blah blah. Like am I a piece of ship?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Like like I wanted to buy them flowers. I thought
that was nice.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
So did you go with instead?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
So he said, everybody, everybody knows that the proper housewarming
gift is a lovely Plant's right, was a plant? Thank you,
Martha Stewart, thank thank you for your etiquette lesson here.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I thought in my head that everybody was going to
go plant. So I wanted to do something different. Do
the wine.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Everybody was yes, you and the bos very good.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I mean it's very it's the most was the most
common thing, so it's not.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Really so he so he shamed me out of the flowers,
made me feel like a piece of ship. And then
I bought a plant and brought a plant, okay.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Which I thought I got a BONEU pick with everybody here.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
What's the problem.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
First of all, these were all gifts for my wife.
First of all, I don't drink.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So you can probat this any alcohol.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Why I would have liked a twelve pack of Bubbly
That would have been nice.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Can you imagine I show up, I mean, Drake, if
I show up to this faux house warming party and
and go, here is my housewarming gift to you. It's
a case of Bubbly Eddie.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
This is great, dude, I love this flavor. And then
what the fuck am I going to do with the charcuterie?
I mean, you're gonna be what the fuck am I
gonna do? Gordon guy?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
But you're entertaining.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
What do I give a funk about? And then a plant.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
It's beautiful, It's like a lily thing.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I'm gonna point it outside and have wats take a
pistol on it?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Geez?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It's not even a
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