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February 19, 2025 • 8 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we confront Sky for the atrocious actions she took today when it come to the food she was eating
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, uh, this got crazy. Let me tell you something.
There's a man you should know better. You need to
know better.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Moved to Oregon.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I can't you.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Basically have listen. You should know this. There are two
things that Thor takes very seriously. We all know. Number
one is the pizza, the pizza pie. He takes that
very seriously. You can't even talk to him about it
and takes it so seriously. And the other one is
bagels and what you.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
It's in the water. Yeah, and I'm a jew? Is
that funny too? Like Kanye Kanye's guy?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Okay, listen, Well what you did earlier was worse than
what Kanye did. Recording to Thor. Yeah, we ain't done yet.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
It's time for podcast uncensored and unacting filtered.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Except for that part the show's after show starts.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Now, why do you do these things?

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Why?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
He's not normal?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm not making him do it.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's just for me.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's not for him. I'm not advising others.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
So hard to be around.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Hey, eyes on your own work. Okay, I can't get
out of my space.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
This is my space.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I wish listen, I wish it would go all the
way of my space and just get the hell out
of here.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. Tall, Sorry,
how do you think I feel?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm right next?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I don't know how you. I don't know how you
sat there and did like slapper? Did you want to?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh really?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well we Emily and I really weren't even involved. To
be honest with you, it was Thor that saw this first,
and the reaction that he gave was very strong. Were
you offended or disgusted?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Offended? Pist? But I mean you moved to Oregon in
and this is how you become.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I haven't moved to I saw this, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I always fear this. Whenever she comes in here with
a bagel, I always fear what's about to happen because
her bagels suck. They're the worst bagels on earth. What
is this one today?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
This one's actually better?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, because I mean Sarah Lee, I will Sarah wonderful.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
I will go Trader Joe's. But this we got a
Brewgers on our hands here. I picked it up over
the week.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I don't know what bers. It's like Einstein's, It's like
another chain. It's a national change.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
That's good, say I had a great burger, went to
the King.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, this one's from the Wendy Yes, hot and juicy.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
I made like if you normally ate in jail, then
saying Wendy's is great. So I feel like grocery store bagels.
Anything's a stuff. So a bruger, you're tripping jalapeno, Thanks
for us.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
So Eddie asked, what are you eating? And Sky said
avocado bagel, bro like she always does. And then I
look over. She's painting the avocado on the bagel. Oh, she says,
it's so slow, annoying everything she does, so and why
so much fucking avocado on the bagel?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Get it in?

Speaker 5 (03:21):
I mean, well, because there's all I mean, what am
I going to do with the other half of the avocado?

Speaker 6 (03:24):
So you guys know avocado is my thing thoripizza and
bagels for me.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Avocado. Yeah, I don't hate you. I don't funck with avocados.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Trust avocados.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
So the amount of avocado us is offensive to me,
so ridiculous, the whole avocado. I use half, No, I
use half this morning, and I put the other half
in the fridge and brow strip it off.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
It's like it's so gross.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Anyway, Well, so that's all going down. And then I
see her with a fork and a knife, and I'm like, okay,
well you got the nice to spread it.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
I don't know for the fork for York is to
get the avocado out of the shell. And you'd say, well, Scott,
any normal person would use a spoon, and I would
use a spoon. And I was going to use a spoon,
but as I was going for the spoon, somebody with
their fucking yogurt cut in there grabbed this last spoon

(04:27):
before I could grab it. And it's like, look who
got the last spoon and did a little dance on
the way out.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Why I walk in there and I look and I
go yeah, and I go, there's the last spoon. And
I think, I said, did you want that? There's no
I swear to God you want that?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
And I will say, from my knowledge, best of my knowledge,
there's no fucking way.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I said.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
The least considered human on the planet.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
I said, did you want that? But anyway, so I yeah,
So so I see the fork of the knife whatever,
and then I mean, you could you walk your little
ass over to the break.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
And it's not little and you already got the last one.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
As so I look over and I see Sky pick
up the fork, pick up the knife and start cutting
the bagel with a fork and a knife.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
So there's two flat.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Pieces of bagel and she doesn't like put it one
on top of the other, make a sandwich, and she
keeps them flat and then cuts the corner with a
fork and a knife and then puts it in her mouth.
She's eating the bagel like she's in a piece of steak.
I'm sorry, so I told her to stop. Don't do
it again again.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
No, you don't perfect.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
You know what makes it not? The perfect bites your mouth.
Your mouth can make a perfect bite, you pick it
up and you eat it.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
But a fork, a knie cold make a perfect bite.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Do you do you eat?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Do you eat? Do you eat candy with a fork
and a knife too? No?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
You don't, No, no, I don't.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
But she does eat pizza with a fork and a knife,
which is.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Also offensive, asshole, Sorry that was too far.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Agree any barbecue hot dogs I've eaten with fork and
knives before, with.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
The fun Yes, without Why because you can't?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Why wouldn't you just hold the hot dog mess? You're
the one putting the condiments on.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yeah, but after you take bites gets crazy, doesn't You can.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Go you a Sonoran dog and you're eating just a
dribble of ketchup.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
I don't know what's.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
A reason this is messiest because you put too much
avocado onto But even so, what are you getting at this?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
People prefer a fork and a knife.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Some people prefer a smaller bite, So leave me alone.
Eyes on your own work.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I want to stamp you with that.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I've never seen it. I've never seen a human being
use a fork and a knife on a bagel. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Now granted, if it's a plain bagel, there's no need.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
But if we got toppings and the toppings are falling
off like an excessive amount of avocado, A forget a knife. Delightful?

Speaker 6 (07:05):
You have a codos on there in it going anywhere?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Like I said, I look at this plate. I mean
you can hold.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
That and put it in put a small bite in
your mouth without getting it.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
She does have chick lits for teeth, though, really small teeth. No,
I don't you have a small head and small teeth.
Yes you do, normal teeth. No, they're like baby teeth.
You never you never got adults. Sometimes you hate what
you are.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
You have normal size teeth, you.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Don't know, you don't so much of what you do
is annoying.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
No, that's true.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Okay, that's how we're talking about about teeth.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Now. I'm really concerned that you just don't do anything normal.
You don't do anything normal. You don't do anything normal.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
You went out in the public and you ate a
bagel like this, people would look at you like.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Could you imagine?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
In New York. Get the out of here, they say, man.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
And if you were like, no, I'm is not anybody,
they go, oh my god, get the fuck out of here, ma'am.
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