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March 3, 2025 • 13 mins
On todya's P1 Podcast, Eddie and SKy notice someting odd happening at the studio bathrooms and have to confront the culprit about it
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You are not gonna believe what we just witnessed. That
was crazy wild. Sky and I just saw something that
is so bizarre.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's not right what we saw.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Well, yeah, I mean do you feel bad for the person? Yes,
because like, who does this? I don't think it's even
registering what he did. What he's talking about, Jamie, No,
you were talking about, you pal, what Thorne just did
on a phone call. We know how Thor is on
the phone, takes a call. He did that, he tell

(00:38):
you ran out of here.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
And the next thing, you know, what Sky and I
witnessed of what he did on this phone call was disgusting.
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast yet,
completely uncensored and uning filtered except for that part. The

(01:03):
show's after show starts now. So here's how it goes.
Almost every single day we finished the regular show, Sky
announces she's going to Tinkle Town or Town of the Tinkles,
or some variation of being a child of going to
the restroom.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yeah, most of the time people will ignore me, but
occasionally I'll be really happy if one of you will say,
have a nice trip, or.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Did you I'm also going to the town did.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
You remember your passport?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Don't come back?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
No, No, that's that's not a fun one. That's not
a fun one.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
But I do appreciate when it gets acknowledged. People play
along with it. But you are right, as soon as
we end that show. Pretty much every.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Day you would make the announcement.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
It has to be waiting for the promo.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
You're going, well, you know she's got to get to
the town.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
If you're on Twitter, did you guys just hear.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
That I'm always just sitting here.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I'm always many times where we're sitting here, hands class,
just sitting here waiting for the game.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, I swear us each other.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
The DMV again, really got cha last week.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
She'll never let that one go.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Really in my studio, that really got the last week
to come to the problems.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
He stands up and he goes he's waiting his.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Doing a fact, this is all true. I said, by
all this thing, the d m.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
V thing I had to do because they because I
called the day before and by eleven they told me
that there were too many people.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
They hung up on me. It wouldn't I couldn't get
a person.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
So I called and you made Jamie.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
It was very nice, and it was very nice and
I was able to get through and get everything I
needed handled.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh great, congratulated.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
It was a Friday. It was a Friday. It was
a Friday. Okay, break, We had photos, huge stuff. We
were here till eleven.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
What is that to do with?

Speaker 5 (03:04):
It was like we had to if it was usually
it was a normal day, like we were going to
leave early.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
We wanted to get the hell out of here. I
get it. We were here to eleven. Where do you
gotta go? Where do you gotta go?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
He was during the show.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Friday. It was a Friday. It was the nine hour
Come on, okay, what is here?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Ready to go? You guys waiting.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
On us Friday?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Come on, I don't know what he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Okay, So I go tinkle.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
This is how it goes every day. Every day you
go to the tinkle of the town and then you
come back in. We do record the promo, record the
P one podcast and then everybody goes about their business.
Well today was I don't know what was going on.
The announcement was made, Yes, it was the town tinkles.
But Thor got a phone call.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I want to take this is that because I'm sick.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Now, I sound like that. He's not.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
See I got a little rocky from that little ash.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Like this, look at it. Hello you on the line
right now at work. She's at work.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
So he disappears, and he's off doing whatever on his
important phone call.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
And he's always in a rush to It's like he
can't answer the phone.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I don't make that stupid face. I don't stick my
tongue out and squint my eyes just like he's looking
all around. And then am I confused? Or am I cocky?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Who knows? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:36):
And then after hell, it's always like this weird running motion.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Well, he can't be in here, yeah, he can't.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Be embarrassed talking in front of people. I don't like talking.
It's very embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
But I didn't sit at home living in front of us.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
But when I'm on the phone, I don't like talking
in front of people. Business when someone calls me and
my wife is in the room, I in a front
room a friend.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, I don't like.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
It embarrasses me for some reason, especially why.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Answer the phone like this? I'd be embarrassed to.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Time I did that. I said, oh ship, I gotta
take this, and I left.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Nobody's paying attention to, hold on, hold on, sign out.
I gotta take this. That's exactly how it happened.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
And the only reason I said that was because I
knew you guys would want to do the nobody.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Nobody, nobody was paying attend to at all. That's that's
a fact. So we got one of those and he
walks out. Sky then goes to the town. He's off
to the town and the tinkle, and then I realized, oh,
if this is going to take a while, maybe I

(05:53):
should hit the town. You need a visit to Maybe
I should hit the town. I got it good. I'm
good to go, packed up, packed up, packed step, ready
to go for my visit.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
A passport another country.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Don't ask that question.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Bathroom land, the bathroom land.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Emily is in her studio. I gotta, I gotta lay
this out in her studio. I come walking hard at work.
I walk out of the studio. Sky's coming back from
the town and we meet in the middle and then
out of the blue down the hall down the other
direction are the two single restrooms. Okay, so Sky does

(06:35):
not go to the single restrooms. She goes to the
community rescue.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
I want to hear a fart.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
You can hear too much.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Those there's two, you know, bathrooms right next to each other.
If you're tinkling in one, the other person can hear
your tinkle.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
And and I don't need.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
As you were where what has happened before?

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Yes, I don't need you to say that sky the boots, well,
that's what you were I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
I wasn't going to say that.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
That's clucking starting ship. WHOA, just like.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Easy, don't try to boots.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
Let's let's focus on the boots with me right Now's
me right now in the situation.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Okay, so we're we meet up right outside of the
studio door down the hall just maybe you know, I
don't know. Right there ten ft away is there is
the restrooms. Well, all of a sudden the door opens
like aggressively, and at the same time, the toilet gets flushed. Now,
these are industrial bathrooms, so the flushing.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Is really an airplane.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
It sounds loud, it's like so much, but I'm glad
we need Well we've seen again what happens in those bathrooms. Shiitter,
you know who these things that happen. If you have
to flush boots down, you gotta have a I do wish.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
I do wish there was a lid though, to cover,
to cover because everything because when yeah, when you splash back,
all that bacteria goes in the air, it's not good lid.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
So it's really loud. So as the door is opening
and the flush is happening kind of weirdly simultaneously.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Like how is that even possible?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Obviously it's going to catch our attention, So its guy
and the whip our heads around and guess who's walking
out on the phone missed the businessman like and it's
like you could he's not talking to a buddy. He's like, yes, yes, okay, right,
we're gonna do that. No, yeah, he's on a business

(08:50):
call I don't know with whom.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
And it's not like he just schedules.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
And it's clearly not like he just answered the phone
on his way out of the bathround because we saw
the hole.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
He took a phone call, went into the bathroom, pissed
industrially all on the same phone call that's apparently a
business call.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
Business and that those ones echo, you know what I mean,
It's not.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
Like it was disgusting, and I'm thinking to myself, who
the fuck is this guy talking to that he just
pissed on the phone with and flushed so loudly so
they hurt everything and it didn't registered to him at all.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Did all this happened while he's on the phone? What
are you doing?

Speaker 5 (09:42):
I got a phone call selling the plane that I own,
And I got a phone call saying that where as
it's called just like it's like selling a house, because
it's not like a car.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
It's purchased so you can go to escrow.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
So I got a phone call saying that we're in
escrow right now and hopefully they're closed by Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Who would the cell with the guys or.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
The i'm I have? I have like a real estate agent,
plane agent?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Who's selling it for me?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
So? So? Not like a best friend? No?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
No, not like a spouse.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Max is my plane agay, not like a blood relative,
you know in this guy like four months now, you
take ships in front of Max, or takes.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
In front of Okay.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
But I just felt like, what I'm on the phone.
You can't I pee on the side of the toilet
so you can't hear it.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Or on the seat.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I don't pee on this.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
I've been in there.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
I don't remember great, he doesn't lift I'm not a
seat doesn't.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Lift the lids.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
I Am not a seat that's always from thor No,
I mean there's always familiar.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
If I do piss on the seat cleaning, how can
you do that one hands holding the phone and the
others opening the door?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Could I finish?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
How are you.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Piss on the seat? And then after I'm done, I have.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Dribbled this is gone in there right after it, and
he's full of I'm not the one.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Anyway, who was that directed?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I don't know why I never.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Talk about thorny story anyway.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
I'm on the phone and he's telling me good news,
and I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
You don't just like to wait nothing in your head?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Your tinkle town. He's in tankle Ton. I figured we'd
bang out three birds with one.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
St I haven't got to yet. I don't know you
were taking from man.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
So did you mute your phone?

Speaker 6 (11:44):
Because I've been on the phone my house before and
had to pee really quick, But I just mute it.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Really with your mom is different than Max. Couldn't hear me?

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Mute it so that when I flush it and then
nobody hears it.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Couldn't hear no chance no chance, no chance, no chance.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh man, I want to so bad.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'll go in there and run the water and flush.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
No, no, no, I was saying he couldn't hear me pissed.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
He can't disagree. But if I'm on.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
The phone and I put the sink on low, you
don't think someone.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Could hear that hitting the side of the toilet the water.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
I'm that accurate. I'm like Greg Maddicks anyway, I don't
know the floors. Do you think I'm that disgusting? So
he can't hear it? He can. So then after I've
done peeing, I zip up. I pretend I don't want,
but not pretend to do it.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
There was no water, there was no water on.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I never I never touched the handle, so I put it.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
That's why it was so aggressive, like kick the door.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Open, but the handle and then I grabbed me, grabbed
the door, and I gathered because I want together as
fast as I can.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
So he doesn't hear heard.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
It though down the hall. So you're telling me somebody
that close can't hear it on the phone.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
If i'm he could think it's someone else.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
I told him I'm at work. What I got out
of there so fucking fast. I don't think you're ship opened.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
The door and left that ship on the phone.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, dude, that that was a bad movie.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Why would you think I shipped? He could, he could
have pissed.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
But he didn't hear anything. Whatever, he's getting the commission, okay,
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