March 4, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about a fight he got into with his wife over an issue with their dinner
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You guys, ever run into a situation when something happens
and you may or may not overreact, and when you
think back to it, you're like, oh, okay, that was
an overreacting, but it hits you. It hits you, like
in that weird place, were like a like, why is
the person that I live with such an idiot? And normally,
(00:24):
for some reason, I don't know get about you guys,
but it usually has to do with food, Like if
somebody eats something, it will get you, it'll get you. Well,
this is what happened last night at Thor's house, but
it was his wife having the overreaction. We ain't done yet.
It's time for the past, completely uncensored and unacting, filtered
(00:49):
except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, now, normally, Thor, you had those big reactions, right.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I wouldn't you know?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
He's a big He's like a nuclear reactor. You set
this fool off and like look out, you know it
is a.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Lot like I forget. My wife always makes fun of
me because I don't like it's not her fault. But
like when we're sitting down and I'll forget to have
grabbed a napkin, and I'll be like fuck and and
she'll go what I'm like, I forgot a napkin?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
My god, he does that all the time, like his
reactions are wild man and so, but this in particular
wasn't him this time, it was his wife. You had
a big reaction. And I'll be honest with you, I
heard what it was. I get it because this would
have happened. Course if my wife would have done this
(01:49):
to me.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I would if my wife called me I'm Jewish, if
my wife called me an anti Semitic slur, and he
would be like, I get it, I get it. Whatever
my wife does any love.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
She's right most of the.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
With you, every day out in a microwave.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, that's that's all you.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It was a cold, that's the.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Standard right there.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It was like guilty he did.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, the street I put a in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
That did They would try to say, oh, was it cold?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, they wouldn't would Still that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
So yesterday my wife she worked, uh, and then she
had to go right from work to the barn and
the barns in Hamol now Blisses and back in Thermoo.
And it's a long drive, but she had to go there.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You guys are like the complete opposite. Wherever you move,
you're going to move the horse to the.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
The horse was in a the horse was in a
good spot in Imperial Beach, but the smell it just
got too bad and for the horse. For hay, the
horse tell the horse told us, And it's just not
good for the horse.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I didn't know that's the reason you guys moved.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
That's one of the reasons. Oh yeah, and the trails
around that area, we're getting trashed and they weren't being
cleaned up, and so she's like, we can't. And I
guess one horse got died because it got an infection
from getting sliced from like garbage that was left in
the water, and the water quality sucks. It's just so
she found this great spot in what's further. She can't
see the horse as much, but it's it's a great spot.
(03:19):
So she was going out there after work. So I
knew she was gonna have a long day. So I
call her. I go, hey, what do you want to
do for dinner? It's like five thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh, oh, Eddie. Eddie's already like finishing.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
His last I haven't done.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, so I tried to I try to eat before seven,
that's good. And my wife says, well, I'm not gonna
be home until six thirty. So I said, okay, what
do you want to do? And she goes, she loves pizza,
that's her favorite food. And I go, I'll get you
want pizza? She said, yeah, she goes, and she was
(03:53):
going to get it. I go, I'll get it. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
She is already out.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, but we wanted to go to the Luigi's in
South Park. I felt bad she having a long day.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Tula Vista over to south Park pizza because I love her.
I mean, but that's that's crazy for her. He's pizza.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So I said, hey, babe, and you were in south
Park for something else yesterday. No, that was in the afternoon.
This was later. Almost got like that was in the afternoon.
I was there at one o'clock. This was like, you're
going back? Yeah, that's I feel like it's not that
bad because I'm so south Park.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, you're not. And there's this thing called delivery that you're.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
So I will never fun I mean it's got an
electric probably I will never order uber.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, yeah, it would be as much as the regular
pizza and fees where he lives. Yeah, you know, so.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I I drive, so I'm all right, so I'll call me,
I'll order it. Blah blah blah. She goes, Okay, so
she orders. She tells me when she's leaving, I said
I ordered it. And then she always goes, make sure
you extra ranch. She needs ranch. I don't need any
ranch's ranch.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
She had ranch dunks.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
She needs ranch, and she loves their ranch. She thinks
they make this great rand.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh, I gotta try it.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
When you find a good ranch, you don't mess around
like I will pay the Habit will give you one
ranch with their green beans, and then it's sixty cents
for every additional ranch. I buy those sixty cent ranches
because they're that good. They are that good, and I'll
keep them in my fridge. At fridge for other occasions.
I'll make a little home salad you like, dip some
(05:34):
carrot sticks in there.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
That's not sourd dressing ranch though, dipping.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh, but it's delicious ranch.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
When you find when you when you find delicious ran ranches.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Ranch, that's to say, so.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I get the good ranch, good girl hands.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
So she loves this ranch and they give you every
if they don't give you any ranch unless you pay
for it. I think it's like forty cents a ranch,
which is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Whatever is where I like, I like you, you like it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And then I have to get her peppers to just
have pizza the way it is okay, like a little, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Just too much like what pepper and Chinese are like.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
No, like red peppers, pepper flakes, pepper flakes, sorry those usual. Yeah,
I know, but it's just like, what are my grabbing here?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Hey, you can't get that, You're you're making this. Oh
I love it so because I love her, but you
can't get her cheese and peppers and throw it on
the top.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I just want to know when it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
End, When it's gonna get her a napkin.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Coming from the guy who uses eighty sauces and phil
he's gonna complain.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Pepper.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, I've seen.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So many, so I get so I get there. Yeah,
And I told him on the phone. I got to Louisi's.
I told him right, yeah, I told I don't know
if luigi's there, he's the I don't know if he
works there. I don't know who was working there.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I saw down and driving he was there. He was there,
he was making the pies.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
There was actually she one that works there, and if
I remember her name, I give her a shower right now,
which she's really nice. Luigi, No, that's not her.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Employee.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Two three, and then Mario and then Mario.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Mario.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
You would think Mario would be in charge, come on.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
The pizza.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
So I get there and they get my pizza and
I go, all right, thanks, and I go oh and
and they said, they said, all right, thanks, I go
where's the I go ranch? They put it in the
box and I go, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No, no, no, no, not cool actually, because it's going
to heat up the ranch.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's getting warm in there with you don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You want cool ranch, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
But I only got the box and I gotta hold
the box. I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Can give me a little little.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Saying, yeah, some napped and some cheese peppers and a
long line.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I just grabbed the pizza and you don't do.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It the wrench, okay.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
So what we do is I get home and then
we like to warm up. The pizzas already warm, but
we warmed up. We always it's like fifteen minutes pieces
freezing cold. It's freezing cold.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Especially we put the shut the fuck.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
We put the pizza ove in a two fifty and
then we just leave the box in there and it
keeps the pizza warm the whole time, so we can
get like a hot slice. And I put the pizza.
I get there before Harley does. She was almost there.
I put the pizza in box in the oven two
fifty and then you know, she gets home, she showers.
We talked for a couple of minutes. We want she
(08:50):
wanted to eat together. Said she had a long day
and all she wanted to do is sit down with
her husband and eat.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Shouldn't gone Okay, all right, you're on his side, allright, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Really I'm really waffling on the back and forth.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Haley makes a little salad for both of us. You
have to have a gotta have a salad, you.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Know he does.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And why don't you get to sell it from the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Because Haley can make one. It's cheaper. We have the greens,
Oh my gosh, we have the lettuce and the fix.
We could just make one at home a long ten dollars.
So so she makes everything. I grab it. I take
my salad.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
There's two things you love, big salad, big load.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
He's got me there, he's got salad, and I love
a big load. And I'm backed up right now. I'll
tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, we're talking about speaking rich. Okay, you so I
was an over.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Like it was backed up. We just haven't had sex
in a few weeks.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Do you care how she is?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
We both, we both she's been sick. I'm sick. I
can't take tell me about it.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Coming in here in the morning.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I can't take off work. Six weeks, seven days in
a row.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It's not good.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
It sucks. That was so anyway, throat still stores all right.
Two weeks so I go, I walk down the hallway
and Wilson's next to me, our puppy, and I'm eating
my salad and in the kitchen walking down because I'm eating.
(10:35):
Because we we eat in the bedroom. We set up
we set up to TV trays at the end of
the bed on watched it. But every night TV, No,
not every night, it's everywhere. Sometimes sometimes we do in
the bedroom just because it's like for a day like
where there's not a lot of dishes. We just want
to eat pizza sometimes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Can't do that in the living room.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
We want we just want to watch it in the
bedroom because we have TV.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Trays for your couch, but you have a nice, nice
kitchen table.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, we just didn't discuss your deathizza about your dead
We wanted, we didn't. We didn't want to if you
hate this dogs, so I hear and you guys know
how long the hallway is.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, you're all the way in the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I'm all the way okay, And I hear, fuck, come on, man, fuck,
this is bullshit. Fuck, And I'm thinking immediately, I'm thinking, oh, no,
she was in the shower. Yeah, I grab food, Watson.
Watson got the pizza. And Watson has been really good lately.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Wilson was with me, will you keep it on the
counter or something?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, But I'm like, but I'm like, it wasn't on
the counter. I'm like, it was in the oven. So
I'm like, maybe she took it out or I.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Was watching on an apron in a little disguise and
he opened up the oven and I was like, Mom
and me, I want a pizza. But I don't think
it was great. He's not a time God is incredible
master of disguise. That's why. What do you think happened? No?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
So he's still healing from his A C L injury,
so he's not jumping that much. Injury still reap eight
weeks in so he uh, he's got a little hitch
in his giddy can you so he?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I walked her in the hallway and I see his
face and he's got concerned face on. He does, but
he doesn't look like he's in trouble concerned. That big difference.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I would be concerned too if those exploitives were my mother.
My mother.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
So I noticed, Okay, it's not Watson. So I go,
I go, hey, babe, what's going on? He's that calm
I was.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I didn't do it him, hib heaven, Okay, I know you.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Were just screamingwards all over the house.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I was being nice.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Angel I was like, hey babe, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
So I swear to God, why would I be angry
at her? You're just for that night like you're annoyed effort,
Hey babe, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
That was Marky Mark coming in? Then that's talks all
the time.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
She goes, you left the fucking ranch in the oven.
And I go what and she goes, you left the
fucking ranch in the pizza boxes and putting in the oven,
and I, oh, Ship, I'm sorry, and she goes, this
is all I wanted.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
You know.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I love their fucking ranch, and you know I want
to want with pizza and ranch and to watch TV
with my husband, and now I can't do that because
you left the fucking ranch in there. And I'm like, whoa,
Haley relaxed. We don't have a ranch in the fridge.
She goes, no, clearly we don't. That's why I asked
you to get it. And I love their ranch, you
know that, and you clearly don't care about me.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
No, I this is appropriate.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
What do you mean you have? She grabs the keys, goes,
I'm going to buy ranch, and I go, you're gonna
leave right now. I go, you can't just eat the pizza,
but now getting Annoyd, you can't use the pizza with
no ranch, and she goes, no, I can't. You'll be
pissed too if you didn't have it. I no, I wouldn't.
And then she says and then I go, fine, I'll
go get the ranch like I tried to do the devil.
(14:20):
You should I'll show it. I'll show you. She goes no,
storms out and then slams the fence because she's that
mad about the ranch, and drives off. You want to
play this game, This is your fault, and she's gone.
I eat two slices of pizza and the salad and
then she comes back with with with this ship ranch
(14:42):
and blames me.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It's your fault.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
It was an accident, But it was an accident.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
You had a brain. You wouldn't put a fork in
the microwave, and you wouldn't put ranch in the pizza box.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I didn't put it in the pizza box.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Immediately, my first thought is I got to get that
thing out of there. It's gonna get hot, and it's
a plastic containers.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
The paper pizza thing can be in a warm oven, right,
but the plastic containers can't be in two fifty.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Madness to say I don't care about her. I drove
all the way to fucking South Park to get this
pizza because I wanted to. I do everything. My whole
life is dedicated. So finally she she eats in the
living room. She won't come in the bedroom, so much so,
(15:27):
then I so that she eats the living room. She
won't come in the bedroom, so then I walk over
into the kitchen and I go, are you done?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Are you done? And she goes. She looks at me
and goes, are you going to apologize? And I go
apologize for what? I go, I'm sorry that I made
a mistake. I go, I am sorry.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You do this kind of stuff a lot, though, Oh
but she doesn't. Good point
You guys, ever run into a situation when something happens
and you may or may not overreact, and when you
think back to it, you're like, oh, okay, that was
an overreacting, but it hits you. It hits you, like
in that weird place, were like a like, why is
the person that I live with such an idiot? And normally,
(00:24):
for some reason, I don't know get about you guys,
but it usually has to do with food, Like if
somebody eats something, it will get you, it'll get you. Well,
this is what happened last night at Thor's house, but
it was his wife having the overreaction. We ain't done yet.
It's time for the past, completely uncensored and unacting, filtered
(00:49):
except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, now, normally, Thor, you had those big reactions, right.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I wouldn't you know?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
He's a big He's like a nuclear reactor. You set
this fool off and like look out, you know it
is a.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Lot like I forget. My wife always makes fun of
me because I don't like it's not her fault. But
like when we're sitting down and I'll forget to have
grabbed a napkin, and I'll be like fuck and and
she'll go what I'm like, I forgot a napkin?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
My god, he does that all the time, like his
reactions are wild man and so, but this in particular
wasn't him this time, it was his wife. You had
a big reaction. And I'll be honest with you, I
heard what it was. I get it because this would
have happened. Course if my wife would have done this
(01:49):
to me.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I would if my wife called me I'm Jewish, if
my wife called me an anti Semitic slur, and he
would be like, I get it, I get it. Whatever
my wife does any love.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
She's right most of the.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
With you, every day out in a microwave.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, that's that's all you.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It was a cold, that's the.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Standard right there.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It was like guilty he did.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, the street I put a in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
That did They would try to say, oh, was it cold?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, they wouldn't would Still that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
So yesterday my wife she worked, uh, and then she
had to go right from work to the barn and
the barns in Hamol now Blisses and back in Thermoo.
And it's a long drive, but she had to go there.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You guys are like the complete opposite. Wherever you move,
you're going to move the horse to the.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
The horse was in a the horse was in a
good spot in Imperial Beach, but the smell it just
got too bad and for the horse. For hay, the
horse tell the horse told us, And it's just not
good for the horse.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I didn't know that's the reason you guys moved.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
That's one of the reasons. Oh yeah, and the trails
around that area, we're getting trashed and they weren't being
cleaned up, and so she's like, we can't. And I
guess one horse got died because it got an infection
from getting sliced from like garbage that was left in
the water, and the water quality sucks. It's just so
she found this great spot in what's further. She can't
see the horse as much, but it's it's a great spot.
(03:19):
So she was going out there after work. So I
knew she was gonna have a long day. So I
call her. I go, hey, what do you want to
do for dinner? It's like five thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh, oh, Eddie. Eddie's already like finishing.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
His last I haven't done.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, so I tried to I try to eat before seven,
that's good. And my wife says, well, I'm not gonna
be home until six thirty. So I said, okay, what
do you want to do? And she goes, she loves pizza,
that's her favorite food. And I go, I'll get you
want pizza? She said, yeah, she goes, and she was
(03:53):
going to get it. I go, I'll get it. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
She is already out.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, but we wanted to go to the Luigi's in
South Park. I felt bad she having a long day.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Tula Vista over to south Park pizza because I love her.
I mean, but that's that's crazy for her. He's pizza.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So I said, hey, babe, and you were in south
Park for something else yesterday. No, that was in the afternoon.
This was later. Almost got like that was in the afternoon.
I was there at one o'clock. This was like, you're
going back? Yeah, that's I feel like it's not that
bad because I'm so south Park.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, you're not. And there's this thing called delivery that you're.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
So I will never fun I mean it's got an
electric probably I will never order uber.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, yeah, it would be as much as the regular
pizza and fees where he lives. Yeah, you know, so.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I I drive, so I'm all right, so I'll call me,
I'll order it. Blah blah blah. She goes, Okay, so
she orders. She tells me when she's leaving, I said
I ordered it. And then she always goes, make sure
you extra ranch. She needs ranch. I don't need any
ranch's ranch.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
She had ranch dunks.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
She needs ranch, and she loves their ranch. She thinks
they make this great rand.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh, I gotta try it.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
When you find a good ranch, you don't mess around
like I will pay the Habit will give you one
ranch with their green beans, and then it's sixty cents
for every additional ranch. I buy those sixty cent ranches
because they're that good. They are that good, and I'll
keep them in my fridge. At fridge for other occasions.
I'll make a little home salad you like, dip some
(05:34):
carrot sticks in there.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
That's not sourd dressing ranch though, dipping.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh, but it's delicious ranch.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
When you find when you when you find delicious ran ranches.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Ranch, that's to say, so.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I get the good ranch, good girl hands.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
So she loves this ranch and they give you every
if they don't give you any ranch unless you pay
for it. I think it's like forty cents a ranch,
which is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Whatever is where I like, I like you, you like it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And then I have to get her peppers to just
have pizza the way it is okay, like a little, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Just too much like what pepper and Chinese are like.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
No, like red peppers, pepper flakes, pepper flakes, sorry those usual. Yeah,
I know, but it's just like, what are my grabbing here?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Hey, you can't get that, You're you're making this. Oh
I love it so because I love her, but you
can't get her cheese and peppers and throw it on
the top.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I just want to know when it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
End, When it's gonna get her a napkin.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Coming from the guy who uses eighty sauces and phil
he's gonna complain.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Pepper.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, I've seen.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So many, so I get so I get there. Yeah,
And I told him on the phone. I got to Louisi's.
I told him right, yeah, I told I don't know
if luigi's there, he's the I don't know if he
works there. I don't know who was working there.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I saw down and driving he was there. He was there,
he was making the pies.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
There was actually she one that works there, and if
I remember her name, I give her a shower right now,
which she's really nice. Luigi, No, that's not her.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Employee.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Two three, and then Mario and then Mario.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Mario.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
You would think Mario would be in charge, come on.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
The pizza.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
So I get there and they get my pizza and
I go, all right, thanks, and I go oh and
and they said, they said, all right, thanks, I go
where's the I go ranch? They put it in the
box and I go, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No, no, no, no, not cool actually, because it's going
to heat up the ranch.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's getting warm in there with you don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You want cool ranch, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
But I only got the box and I gotta hold
the box. I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Can give me a little little.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Saying, yeah, some napped and some cheese peppers and a
long line.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I just grabbed the pizza and you don't do.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It the wrench, okay.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
So what we do is I get home and then
we like to warm up. The pizzas already warm, but
we warmed up. We always it's like fifteen minutes pieces
freezing cold. It's freezing cold.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Especially we put the shut the fuck.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
We put the pizza ove in a two fifty and
then we just leave the box in there and it
keeps the pizza warm the whole time, so we can
get like a hot slice. And I put the pizza.
I get there before Harley does. She was almost there.
I put the pizza in box in the oven two
fifty and then you know, she gets home, she showers.
We talked for a couple of minutes. We want she
(08:50):
wanted to eat together. Said she had a long day
and all she wanted to do is sit down with
her husband and eat.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Shouldn't gone Okay, all right, you're on his side, allright, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Really I'm really waffling on the back and forth.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Haley makes a little salad for both of us. You
have to have a gotta have a salad, you.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Know he does.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And why don't you get to sell it from the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Because Haley can make one. It's cheaper. We have the greens,
Oh my gosh, we have the lettuce and the fix.
We could just make one at home a long ten dollars.
So so she makes everything. I grab it. I take
my salad.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
There's two things you love, big salad, big load.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
He's got me there, he's got salad, and I love
a big load. And I'm backed up right now. I'll
tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, we're talking about speaking rich. Okay, you so I
was an over.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Like it was backed up. We just haven't had sex
in a few weeks.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Do you care how she is?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
We both, we both she's been sick. I'm sick. I
can't take tell me about it.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Coming in here in the morning.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I can't take off work. Six weeks, seven days in
a row.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It's not good.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
It sucks. That was so anyway, throat still stores all right.
Two weeks so I go, I walk down the hallway
and Wilson's next to me, our puppy, and I'm eating
my salad and in the kitchen walking down because I'm eating.
(10:35):
Because we we eat in the bedroom. We set up
we set up to TV trays at the end of
the bed on watched it. But every night TV, No,
not every night, it's everywhere. Sometimes sometimes we do in
the bedroom just because it's like for a day like
where there's not a lot of dishes. We just want
to eat pizza sometimes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Can't do that in the living room.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
We want we just want to watch it in the
bedroom because we have TV.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Trays for your couch, but you have a nice, nice
kitchen table.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, we just didn't discuss your deathizza about your dead
We wanted, we didn't. We didn't want to if you
hate this dogs, so I hear and you guys know
how long the hallway is.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, you're all the way in the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I'm all the way okay, And I hear, fuck, come on, man, fuck,
this is bullshit. Fuck, And I'm thinking immediately, I'm thinking, oh, no,
she was in the shower. Yeah, I grab food, Watson.
Watson got the pizza. And Watson has been really good lately.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Wilson was with me, will you keep it on the
counter or something?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, But I'm like, but I'm like, it wasn't on
the counter. I'm like, it was in the oven. So
I'm like, maybe she took it out or I.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Was watching on an apron in a little disguise and
he opened up the oven and I was like, Mom
and me, I want a pizza. But I don't think
it was great. He's not a time God is incredible
master of disguise. That's why. What do you think happened? No?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
So he's still healing from his A C L injury,
so he's not jumping that much. Injury still reap eight
weeks in so he uh, he's got a little hitch
in his giddy can you so he?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I walked her in the hallway and I see his
face and he's got concerned face on. He does, but
he doesn't look like he's in trouble concerned. That big difference.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I would be concerned too if those exploitives were my mother.
My mother.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
So I noticed, Okay, it's not Watson. So I go,
I go, hey, babe, what's going on? He's that calm
I was.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I didn't do it him, hib heaven, Okay, I know you.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Were just screamingwards all over the house.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I was being nice.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Angel I was like, hey babe, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
So I swear to God, why would I be angry
at her? You're just for that night like you're annoyed effort,
Hey babe, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
That was Marky Mark coming in? Then that's talks all
the time.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
She goes, you left the fucking ranch in the oven.
And I go what and she goes, you left the
fucking ranch in the pizza boxes and putting in the oven,
and I, oh, Ship, I'm sorry, and she goes, this
is all I wanted.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
You know.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I love their fucking ranch, and you know I want
to want with pizza and ranch and to watch TV
with my husband, and now I can't do that because
you left the fucking ranch in there. And I'm like, whoa,
Haley relaxed. We don't have a ranch in the fridge.
She goes, no, clearly we don't. That's why I asked
you to get it. And I love their ranch, you
know that, and you clearly don't care about me.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
No, I this is appropriate.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
What do you mean you have? She grabs the keys, goes,
I'm going to buy ranch, and I go, you're gonna
leave right now. I go, you can't just eat the pizza,
but now getting Annoyd, you can't use the pizza with
no ranch, and she goes, no, I can't. You'll be
pissed too if you didn't have it. I no, I wouldn't.
And then she says and then I go, fine, I'll
go get the ranch like I tried to do the devil.
(14:20):
You should I'll show it. I'll show you. She goes no,
storms out and then slams the fence because she's that
mad about the ranch, and drives off. You want to
play this game, This is your fault, and she's gone.
I eat two slices of pizza and the salad and
then she comes back with with with this ship ranch
(14:42):
and blames me.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It's your fault.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
It was an accident, But it was an accident.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
You had a brain. You wouldn't put a fork in
the microwave, and you wouldn't put ranch in the pizza box.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I didn't put it in the pizza box.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Immediately, my first thought is I got to get that
thing out of there. It's gonna get hot, and it's
a plastic containers.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
The paper pizza thing can be in a warm oven, right,
but the plastic containers can't be in two fifty.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Madness to say I don't care about her. I drove
all the way to fucking South Park to get this
pizza because I wanted to. I do everything. My whole
life is dedicated. So finally she she eats in the
living room. She won't come in the bedroom, so much so,
(15:27):
then I so that she eats the living room. She
won't come in the bedroom, so then I walk over
into the kitchen and I go, are you done?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Are you done? And she goes. She looks at me
and goes, are you going to apologize? And I go
apologize for what? I go, I'm sorry that I made
a mistake. I go, I am sorry.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You do this kind of stuff a lot, though, Oh
but she doesn't. Good point
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