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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
One of my worst nightmares happened yesterday where one of
my kids kind of got me. And I mean, I'm
never really caught off guard with them, you know. Usually
what I say goes, and there's no talking about, there's
no talking back. Yes, you say it and you just
and I go, do you hear me? I say it
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like that and they go, yes.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, that's how it happens.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Really, it's not a thirty minute battle that goes down.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
No, no, guys, I'm the parent. That's how it works,
and what I say goes. But there was a kind
of slide back and forth between me and my son
yesterday and I.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Think I lost. We ain't done yet. It's time for
the podcast over yet.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So I would probably say four out of the five
days of the week, when my wife gets home from
picking up the kids at school, there's something that she's
gotta tell me or whatever, really, and she will usually
go like this, She'll put her hand up like she's
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pointing at one of the kids, and it is like annoyed.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So it's letting you know there's been an issue with
this one today.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's mostly my daughter because her you know how moms
and daughters. There's always a battle going on. Now, but
I can love each other more. Yeah, So I don't
ever have a problem with my daughter. You know, my son,
he drives me bananas.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Where it's the opposite you, So, your wife and your
daughter don't like have sleepovers in each other's bedrooms like
sky our daughter.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
They're not planning when they're gonna where they're gonna live together.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
After god, it's the opposite.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Ready to go across the country. Yeah, I mean, they're
not fighting all the time, but they there is like
a little bit of a battle going on, you know.
And you know because my daughter also tall talks to
my wife a lot, and so she'll say stupid ship
and my wife will go, can you believe Taylor doesn't
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want to take graphic design next year? And stuff like that,
you know, And I'm like, well, okay, well if she
wants to expect and then.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Sorry, sorry, sorry, she did so well in that class. Okay,
that's so real anyway, Sorry my bad. And so there's
always something, but there's always the get home and the
and I go, what happened?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Now? And I'll have to hear you know, there was
a dumb thing said, or an argument between the two
or whatever. Well, yesterday, of course they get home and
she comes marching in and goes no, and I go what,
And she goes your son, And it's always my like
your daughter, your son, And I'm like, wait, why is
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it mine now my son?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
When you argue, it's when you argue, it's an emily,
my child. But then when they do something wrong, it's
your kid.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Absolutely, what do I have to do with this?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You know what your son did today? And I said,
what did my son do today? And she said, well,
I of course sent him with a jacket because it's raining.
You want to know what he did? Didn't put it
on cool and he got into the car and.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
His hair was wet.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And I know he has been battling this cold, in
this respiratory situation for like a month.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
What does he want pneumonia?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
I don't think cold weather affects cold It doesn't.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It doesn't give you a cold, but it can make
you worse. You know, if you already have a cold
and you've got you know, wet hair, and you're in
the cold and you're whatever it's not good for you, clearly,
but it's not going to give you a cold. So
he's already been.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
He's you know everybody, but just you understand that wearing
a jacket to school at that age isn't cool.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
She doesn't, she doesn't get it.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
That's why I didn't wear jackets. I was like, I'm
too I'm too tough.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Jackets too cool. A hoody probably would suffice. That's what
he has. Yeah, he doesn't.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Hoodies are cool, but like a jacket, yeah, you're not
gonna or just any jacket.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
He doesn't have a he doesn't have a slicker. It's
just a regular jacket at all. He's like the little
kid in it.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You're trying to send him with that yellow.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Raincoat wind breaker.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Now, if you get a good wind breaker, Oh, your
dad's cracked.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Look out. No, it was a hoodie. It was a hoodie.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
But the kid, the kid runs hot and he's just
like this old man. He's always in shorts, he's always
in a graphic tea and he just doesn't wear hoodies.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Shorts to school right now?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yes, wow, he's he's got a couple pair of joggers,
but he never wears them.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
That's a bold move.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's who he is. How are the calves I'm not
developed yet.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
They haven't fully.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Mine didn't come in when they usually drop was when
I was playing football, So like teen sixteen, he's almost there.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well, it depends does his voice get deeper.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Once they come in?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Already weird because now he talks like this, and I'm like, dude,
who are you? When the voice starts, you heard him talking,
he was like whoa. I was like, hey, Jack, and
he's like, what door, bitch, what's up.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Deborah was very upset with him that he did not
wear his jacket at school during rain and he got
into the car, hair is wet, and I said, okay, well,
what did you say to him? She goes, well, I said,
you know you have to wear it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
And I said, all.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Right, let me let me take care of Let let
big popa pump in here. I got this, okay, So
I got Jack get in here.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I'm scared. So he comes marching in. I go, did
you know where your jacket today? He goes no.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I go, really, dude, really, I go, you're sick. You've
been sick for like a month, and you're gonna go
out there and get even worse.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
And then I go, you know what pneumonia is? And
he goes, he goes yes, and I go, what is it?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Oh no you hah, no fucking clue, no idea. Yeah, yeah,
I go, you'll get it effect you go here and
you know what, you'll be hospitalized. And I go, you
know what?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And you know what, You're gonna be hospitalized and you go,
you know what. You know it's gonna cost me a
lot of money?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Do you think it?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Hospital stays free pal ye, Sky and insurance right, and
all you have to do is wear your fucking jackets. Really, dude,
really you can't do that. Look at your mother right now,
she's very upset, tears, She's very upset.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Okay, what does Zebra do when you say that? Does
she get sad face on?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Or she knows like I gotta let it because because
if I handle it, it's bad news.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
But if you're saying look at your mother, like, I
feel like I need to act in that in that moment,
you know what I mean? I would need to have
a te I'm down my face. Really, I don't know,
I'm not really looking at her. So maybe there it's
more like you're just throwing it out.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I'm over here. Oh you're focused.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
We're locking eyes and you you're making eye contact. Okay,
So I I go ranting off on it and and
I give the this speech and I go, there's no
more options.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I go.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
If you're sent to school with a jacket and you
know it's gonna rain, you will wear it.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Do we? Are we on the same page here? Do
you understand me?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And he goes yes, And I go, okay, cool, all right,
we're done handled And he goes, well, how come how
come you wear shorts every day?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Ship Jack?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh? He is too smart for his own good.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh I don't, Oh, Eddie, I don't Eddie. Oh response?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Oh well, first off, its crazy like yesterday you wear
shorts in here?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
That's shorts every day.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
That's a wild move.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
You know it was cold, rainy. Yeah, it doesn't affect
me at all.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Doesn't do you feel anything from the waist down?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Not really, from the knees down.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, the skin can't feel.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
He's got me there. Wow. I don't have an answer
for that. Yes, So how do you respond?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Because you're it was only one way to respond if
you're a dad.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Right, Well, but he's not used to his kids coming
back with something. They just normally say, okay, Dad, I'll
do that next time.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So I said, because I'm an adult and I can
do what I want.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Response my dad would have said, because I'm me and
you're you, and when you're me, you could do whatever
I do. Until then you're.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Not kind of rhymed. I was legit. Yeah, I know
my dad's a little things.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
But after I said it, I know like that little
fucker got me. He he got me because I wear
sorts every day.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
You should have made do yard work.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
After that it was rain yard work. What you're done?
That goes opposite? Don't know. I didn't really have a
great respond, but it turned on him.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Oh you don't want to wear a jacket?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
All right?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Go outside and just your underwear in the rain, pull
some We like that. It's like making the kids smoke
a lot of cigarettes, you know what I mean? Freeze
out there for like an hour? Ye say what, we
wear a jacket all day?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
That was opposite of.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
What the neighbors looked down in his yard and they
see jack out there swetched out.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Would probably be called I think a great move. No,
probably not.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, if my daughter would have said that to me,
you know, like pointed out some sort of hypocrisy.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I'd be like, it's easy to do with you.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'd be like, oh, you got me there.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You you lived for that, because didn't your mom try
to tell you to not have sex before marriage?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yes, what was your response?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I believe I was like a sophomore in high school.
It was so fucking awkward because it was out of
the blue, me and my brother, who's a year and
a half older. She has us both sit down next
to each other.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
At the same time.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
And it was just like literally out of nowhere, like
dinner's cooking, Jeopardy's gonna come on, Like.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
It was just a normal you don't do that separately.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And then she was like, Hey, I've never mentioned this
to you guys, but it kind of came up earlier today.
So I just want to let you know that, you know,
our family value saving yourself for marriage, and you should
have sex before marriage, and if you guys ever want
to talk about it, blah blah blah blah. And so
me sophomore, I'm just sit there and I go, oh,
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so you didn't have sex before marriage? And I just
see my mom's face like deer in the fucking headlights,
Like you don't ask that of your mom.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
True, but in my yeah, because you're a little shit.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Well I'm looking. I mean, if you're gonna tell me
to do something clearly.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
That's easy, I would go yeah. And I really regret it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I think she said something like it, but the guilty
look all on her face ruined the delivery of it.
But it was like it was like, yeah, but if
I could do it.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
All over again, Well, Scott ended up taking the opposite.
She went from having sex all the time, got married,
no sex ever.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
She was she was pretty wild already not a virgin.
When that right.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Almost, I think I was like, right on, woe, Yeah, yeah,
I did say that, so.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Wow will get you. But I don't give a ship.
He's wearing his jacket. Sorry,