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May 6, 2025 • 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we ask Thor what his plans are for this weekend and Mother's Day since his wife is pregnant.,, and things get wild...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, now the Thor is going to be a papa.
You guys realize what's happening this weekend right Mother's Day.
So even though baby isn't here yet, does Thor need
to We ain't done yet. It's time for the.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Year completely uncensored and unding filtered except for that part.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
The show's after show starts now. So Deborah was seven
months pregnant when we had Taylor, my daughter, when Mother's.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Day, and I was like, what she was seven months
when she had Tailor and I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
We went to we went to term. So I remember
it was, you know, Mother's Day, she's seven months pregnant.
Do you get them something like there's something going on
in there? Yeah, you know, the baby's not here yet.

(01:13):
Technically I don't. I don't want to get into you know,
when I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. This
podcasting that did end up getting her like a little
something for mothers difficult. It was great difficult, typical great eye.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I think that's very nice. I was Taylor born in July?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yes, yeah, so read was born until I was seven
months as well. For Mother's Day, same.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Thing, and did Robert Robert did Oh my god, you
got me flowers, Robert.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
It was very very nice, and he said, I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Robert had no flowers because if Robert didn't get Emily anything,
she'd probably cry and lose her.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yes, it would have ended the baby's even born. So yeah,
I think that that's appropriate.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh my fucking.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh no, is this not going well?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, it's just so fucking stupid. Listen, we just we
just started our second trimess.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Uh and.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Because what's fourteen weeks? What is that that? Three months? No? No,
I have no fucking idea how many weeks.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
You're not going to be that the parents goes my
baby is so and so many.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, we're not going to be that asshole that goes,
we're thirty two months right now. We're not doing We're
not doing that when our kid is born.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
What do you want to ask?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Once our kid two and a half, once, once our
kid hits oh, once the kids born, once they hit
the year, we're just going to say how many years
old they are? But you know those fucking.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Parents, of course, And I bet you a million dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Hailey will be like, we're sixteen months.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
She doesn't like cringeworthy ship.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
But it's not cringeworthy. That's like like when you become
a mom, Like that's what the doctors do, that's how
the kids too. Well, No, once you passed two is
when you start.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Doing I was going to do once they hit one.
Most people do month. I'll say year, a couple of months. Year,
and I just.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Said three months.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
And I don't think it's cringey.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Of course, it's very Sky's ultimate mama bear though, so
she does all that. Ship.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah. There was a point when my daughter, Loveln was,
I want to say, about seven, when Eddie sat me
down and said, you need to stop calling her the baby.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, and the baby she's seven, And I'm like, well
the baby.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well yeah, guy was saying she was twenty fourteen months
and I'm like, Sky, I.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Stopped two years.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Twenty. I think we do years. Yeah, Okay, it's just
getting crazy. So yeah, whatever the case is, it's gonna
be weird if you don't acknowledge Mother's Day. Now that
being said, what Door has told us that his dad
doesn't do anything for his mom for Mother's Day, and

(04:06):
you said it for.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
My mom for your mom? Yeah, And I'll say and
he'll say, she's not my mother.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
And that I mean, so this doesn't I.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Said, so today I already set my mom flowers. My
mother and my mom can me very excited. She loves flowers,
so she got flowers. Should be excited. Will my dad
like make her breakfast or something? When I was a kid, yes,
But now that they have no kids, it's just their dog, Barkley.
Who's their kid? Now, I don't know what he does.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Well, you're supposed to acknowledge the moms in your life.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
So he acknowledges my grandma.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's it, So he does. He knows no other mom.
I mean you, your mom is the mother of his children.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, I uh, listen, he's a weird guy.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Don't, don't, don't fall No, I won't.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
I won't. I won't. I won't, I won't. But but
she's technically not a mother yet she absolutely yes. Oh
so I'm a papa. Yes, I know, I'm not you.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
There's a baby growing.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's not like she's doing anything like God, again, this
is all just science.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
These are not smart.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, but she's not like her body's changing. It's crazy.
You know, it's growing. It's growing, for sure. But but
we're not like doing any parent stuff, right, you know
what I mean she's doing.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
She's starting little parent stuff like why do you quote,
I don't know, give she's giving up little she's giving
This isn't like I don't laugh, but like she's given
up obviously alcoholic.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
She she's probably trying to take for like all this.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Okay, two things, three things.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
The alcohol thing. I've been sober almost eighteen years. That
doesn't do anything for me.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Imagine Emily, it wasn't Kennedy.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Imagine you have the shakes for the first and then
the second thing is she still eats sushi, she still
drinks coffee. She had coffee today. She says she got
two hundred milligrams of coffee. That's what she says. Coffee. Hey,
I judge her too. She won't eat raw sushi. If
it's cook she'll eat it, so she'll get like a
shrimp temporale. I still, I mean, what's next? You start

(06:25):
smoking cigarettes?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
And then the pre when you drink and so you
know when you're pregnant.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
You know that is true, the pre native vitamin every night.
Well that's what she acts like. It's a fucking nightmare.
She acts, I can't take this. It's disgusting because me,
she gets like a weird to taste in her mouth.
She hates it. She hates taking your prenatal and I
have to hear about this ship every fucking night, and
I'm like, you just gotta take it.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
It is what it is, Hayley, look at these sacrifices.
What's mother of.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
The you do have the YouTube? Broad have broad issues
with the prenatal vitamin. No, she fucking she hates the
way it tastes. She acts like she's chew it gives
her like a bad like burp after Yeah, I get
like like, it's just like a daily vitamin. This can
happen and that's probably no a touble ice cream?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Okay, care you are playing with fire.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Man kids, so scared.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I am a champion for everything she wants. If she
wants to eat whatever the she wants to eat, that's
I always say, eat it. You're pregnant, this is your time.
If I was a pregnant chick, I'd be sky. I'd
be whenever it's in my fucking way, because that's because
she because just I would stick the fucking prenato and
an ice cream. I mean.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Over here, I'd be huge if I could the sky
one time broke through a wall.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Was I was none of that? And and I think
some people, just some people know I wasn't the cool
aid man.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
You were pretty big.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I was big. I was big.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
I didn't break through at all. It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
No, I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
That wasn't me. That was the cooling. Are you sure
promise that was Nope? I was just the big gal
with the baby growing. That was that was massive swollen feet.
And you had a litter in there, right, No, just
the one, just the one.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah, yeah, Jamie, you posted the picture, right, it's on
our instagram that look out.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
That's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Why did we post that?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
And then I think she posted Emily's picture. Emily, as
my wife calls it, one of these skinny pregnant bitches.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
That was the name of the pageant. Yeah bitches.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, definitely, by the way, not to get to not
to get too sidetracked. And you guys were friends. You
were the judge. She came in secon I.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Wasn't the judge. I was the host, so I had
no control, but didn't.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Didn't she was wasn't she the receptionist in the building
and nobody voted for her?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
To win. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
No, this was after I was on Jeff receptionist, then
on Jeff when I was when I was out of work. Okay,
but actually, yes, I had been the receptionist.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't know why you didn't win, but.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Were the judges you were actually be rob and they
didn't vote.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Remember think it was like a newscaster or something, but
somebody like that was they didn't vote for you.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
She used to be close friends.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
It's a solid showing. Listen, you were almost the best.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
It was a stripper that one.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
She was great, big fea really anyway, so Mother's Day, yeah,
uh so my sister, my sister made a suggestion.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
My sister's been suggesting. My sister is very excited. So
my sisters which is great, which is really cool.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Well, she probably thought this day would never come.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, she really, and she and she was bummed. She
was trying to like stay close with our cousins in
New York because they have kids, and she wanted my
nephews to have cousins. So thank god that's over. Okay, So, so,
so she's very excited, and she said about I didn't
say anything. She just goes, you know, you should really

(10:19):
get Haley something for Mother's Day. Kevin, my great brother
in law, did that for me and it made her
feel good. What do I get her? Just fucking snickers?
I don't know what to snickers? Oh my god, cream,
but I should say you're not you and you're hunger.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
That's not funny.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
We're not doing these jokes.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I think they have like expected mothers, they have things whatever.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah, super nice cards, and then what does it for
the rest have a kid never never do for the
rest of her life.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
She's getting this. We don't. We can't start in twenty
twenty six.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Well, you're gonna get's Father's Day the following month, so
you get fucking tea. She guaranteed she's gonna.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Let me say why because she does some of these.
You know, some chicks love being pregnant, like our sister
at all loves being pregnant. You could just tell she
loves being pregnant. Uh My wife fucking hates it. She
hates every aspect of it. She's had a rough goal
of it. She doesn't like it. She yesterday she had
her arm out and she was jiggling her arm, telling
me how disgusting she looks.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
And I was like, what do you want?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I didn't say that. So she fucking hates being pregnant.
So I guarantee Father's Day comes around, I'll be expecting
something and she'll go, I can't deal with it right now,
I feel like shit, I fucking guarantee it, because she'll
blame it on the pregnancy. I guarantee, and I'll be
disappointed because I did this lavish mother's lash. Come on,

(11:52):
what's where's the what does your husband? Your husband go
to CVS? Your almost devon? Ye, just go one of
those I guess have something on there.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Why why are you acting like that? Like this is
not that big of a deal. You can get her
a little something and then you're the hero. Don't you
want to be the hero?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
I already I already do so much.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I mean, I don't think you're doing that much. Their
pal you had to put a dish away, I mean,
what the fun?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I was comfortable, it was cold, they in the kitchen,
you're you're two together. I'll get her something. I'll get
Amazon gift Yeah, you can buy something that. I'll buy
some off the registry.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Never mind, don't do it.
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