May 13, 2025 • 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor lets us know that he has a big issue with the announcement of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know what it is, but I've never met
anybody who has stronger feelings and opinions about magazine covers
than Thorn. Like this guy loses his mind over who
is chosen for different magazine covers. So you know, we
know his big feelings about people's Sexiest Man Alive. Yeah, okay,
(00:22):
this is a little different because it involves a woman
and involves these Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We ain't done yet, it's time for the podcast yet,
completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, I always thought it was guys only, you know,
he has this Sexiest Man Alive thing, gets really crazy
about it. But we saw something this morning on the
TV and Thor went wild.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
He went wild.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I didn't think he felt this way. They revealed who
is the cover model for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition,
which I didn't even know is still a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's still a thing.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
I have a paper copy of.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yes, it's still yeah, pretty wild. Do you still buy
it in stores?
Speaker 6 (01:20):
And they have four different cover models?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
So they let us know.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
The four women are who will be featured on the
cover this year.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I vaguely remember this making some news. They got to
do stuff to stay relevant, because I mean, what, like,
who's still buying sports.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Illustrated magazines and gentlemen?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
It's pretty magazine magazine.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Every time I travel, I get magazines. So you can
look at pictures you saw online a month ago.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I'm sorry, So I remember they recently didn't Martha Stewart
be she was like one of the models, Yes, and
that made big news because she's like.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
One hundred and two or she's never been attracted.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Well, oh, you don't find Martha photos of.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Her from like back back in the day when she
was like Martha. Now I have mar.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Really.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, look at Emily taking this very so yeah, I
a documentary on her.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
So you know they they've been doing this for a
little while now, and so we're long past the days
of just Kate Upton or whoever being the swisosy model.
Now they're involving celebrities to keep themselves relevant. Yes, and
so they revealed who these forest stars are. One of
them we saw live and Thor went crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Who we got?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Okay, so I'll tell you the ones that Thorn doesn't know.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
And then we'll we'll, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
So out of the four, we have Jordan's childs on
the cover.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
She's Jackie Child that's from Seinfeld.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, yes, tam Usa Jim twenty twenty.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Yeah, so a gymnast body which you know, just so
you guys know, not not much up top, not much
up yeah yeah, sky, it's just interesting. So it's very interesting.
We got two girls, no offense, just facts with anybody titties.
(03:22):
And then we got two gals.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Guy, never say bitty titties.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
So disturbed.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I'm so uncomped. Never say the word titties.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
And then we got two chicks. Who's got enough titties
for like everybody?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Okay, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (03:37):
So Jordan Childs a gymnasts covered no titties, no titties.
Also no titties, no offense. Uh, also a gymnast. We
have Livvy done getting.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
He's got a great ass. But to me, that's where
it is. She's not super tiny though.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Mean, she's like a viral sensation.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I get it, but I don't. I think she's a
button face. That's just my opinion. A lot of shit.
I think she's got a lot of strong chin man
all schemes. I feel like at this point could do better.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You look at her a bikini and you look at
her chin, right, first of all.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
I haven't, but I'm not looking at her chin when
she's posts a random Instagram picture.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I just don't think she's I don't understand.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
There's so many hot girls that are in college that
do exactly what Livy Dunn does. But I don't understand
why she got famous because she, to me, is it's hot.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I'm not saying all these.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Women are hot, just to be clear, but if we're
if we're comparing ultra hot women, I'm gonna have a
graded on a curve a little bit where like she
compared to some of these other hot.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Women, she's not that hot. To me, I don't understand
why she went viral.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Because if you, like you go to Instagram, you look
up some random chicken that went to Arizona State, and
you're like, fuck, she's just as hot as Livy.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I thughter than Livy done. Why isn't she going viral?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I'm surprised because isn't spokes for and for your brand
of clothes. Yeah, I thought you'd like to find her.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
She's got a great, great ass, can't take that away.
She always does cartwheels, always doing cart wheels and sweats.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I think that's part of the appeal because in addition
to being a super hot chick, like you said, there's
a zillion out there, she's super bendy and will always
show like how much she can spread her legs.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I think I get all that. But she's not the
only hot gymnast, but she.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Was one that really leaned into it and with viral
because so maybe because she's the first baby.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
So she gets a cover, Livy don a cover?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah with that a cover?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Third cover goes to a woman named Lauren chan.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Now.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
They describe her as a fierce size inclusive advocates. Here
we go, she's a model, a broadcast host, has a
great girl figured it out?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yes, so she gets a cover.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Why why are we doing in this Sports Illustrated?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Like, I don't understand she's also a lesbian?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Oh well played, But I mean, like, I don't get this.
I'm sorry, I know, I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
It's going to be like a well known name.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Why but why do we have to have a size
inclusive person for Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
You're like.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Sports illustrateds whole thing is smoking hot women, right who
look a certain way. You know why they look a
certain way because it's like less than one percent of
the world that looks like that.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
It's okay, I.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Am in advertising having inclusive body types because everybody buys
clothes from from.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
All, right, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
But Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, we're not selling swimsuits.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Who is this for, like the Purvo guys.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
That are reading this, or like when I was a
really good point, I don't understand would want to see that.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Out there?
Speaker 7 (07:02):
She she has like a whole Instagram posts about how
like now all the women could care about this.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
And I'm just like, but that's not what it was for.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
And women aren't buying the swimsuit editions, And like.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Boys, teenage boys like me growing up, that was my
that was the only sports that I've ever got.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Every year with sports Robert still gets.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's just it's like she has the posters up somewhere.
It's like GQ doing like a thing and having like
ugly fat guys in it, going We're all inclusive, good
ugly fat guys. It's not four ugly fat guys. Did
she think that it's for like say this, this is
gonna go viral little girls, not little girls, but teenage
girls might have a thicker body and feel better about themselves.
(07:43):
But that's not the point of the that's the parents job.
To me, like to talk to the girls. The girl.
But number number one, number two, the sports Osras supposed
to model is for the hottest women in the world.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
You're not going to put a random guy who thinks
he could play, who plays really good touch football with
his buddies and throw them in the NFL and say
we're trying to be all inclusive and everybody can play
in the NFL. Now, like these girls, this is they
got to this level of sports illustrated because they're so hot.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
And see what I'm saying, where you send emails saying, oh,
you're so sexist, blah blah blah. This is the whole
entire reason he does his own sexiest Man list because
he gets mad when men aren't sexy enough to his standards.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I wouldn't say that. I would say best looking, but
I wouldn't say I wouldn't use ord sexy. Yeah, like
Blake Shelton.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
It is called the sexiest man Alive.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, that's my list.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Is called the best league man high no idea, but
like Blake Shelton should not have been sexually spent a
live It's insane.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Okay, So Today's so this word.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I thought he was looking pretty good.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, I did a little concert.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
My point is this Sky's points correct though. This goes
for guys and girls. Sorry, we're all not attractive. I
would say ninety percent of the world isn't attractive. That's
why when you see a hot person it's rare and
you stand because they're hot. It's that we're not all inclusive.
Life isn't fair. Sorry, he takes it very serious. Well,
(09:07):
it's just fucking insane.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Oh boy.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
So the one that surprised us all, the one, the
fourth and final cover that we saw on the Today Show.
So angry.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I just fucking hate people, man, because people are just
so fucking annoying and think that, like, don't you man,
that this person's gonna feel this way and this little
girl and this little boy shut the fuck up. How
about that you can't be what you want to be
in life and you're not gonna get everything you want
(09:38):
why would she be sort because she's not gonna be
tell you know what, get off of fucking Instagram.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Then. So anyway, yes, the fourth and final cover that
all of us in the room were like, wow, look
at that. And I I had assumed Thrower would be
on the same page all about it.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, yeah, Eddie definitely had a boner. He definitely.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Yeah, And that is Selma Hyek getting the final cover.
She has huge tits enough for everybody for the entire world, like.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, the cover, the covers outstanding, but they were showing
like video footage of her in the photo shoot and
I'm like, holy shit, man, she is jiggling all over
the place.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
That that all.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
They're fucking incredible.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
And they're shy and they're natural, right I think.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
So because they're pretty jiggling. Yeah, you know so, I
mean Selma has always been hot shot. I mean, go
back and watch that one movie what is it from
Dust Till Dawn when she's like a you know, stripper
or something that fuck unbelievable. And so you know she's
in her late fifties, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
We looked it up, wasn't it yesterday or somebody somebody else.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
Thought, yeah, that's uh, somebody else she is fifty eight,
but that was Tammy Taylor.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
We looked up.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
So anyway, she's you know, she's older, but she looks phenomenal. She's,
you know, got these tits for days, and so, you know,
they trotted her out on the Today's shows that were
watching it, and I.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Was like, holy shit, I'm in on that. So not
so much.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
And well, I think she obviously she's hot, she's got
great cans.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I thought you want to oil them up.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I would sleep in there. I would be a nice pillow.
But my point is, again it goes back to the
point of you're telling me she's the best they could get.
There's no twenty five year old, incredibly hot chick like
Jared Goff's wife.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
What's your name is Christine Harper?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Christine Harper cover the Chartine Harper. She's like what, she's
in her twenties. She is insanely hot.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Twenty five years younger, and she should be on the
cover of sports Do it again, again, do it again until.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
She retires, because she's that fucking hot.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Agree, Like, it's just it's just such a money grab bullshit,
that's all it is.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We wouldn't be sloking about this if Christine Harpotter is
on the cover. But Selma Hayek is a big celebrity.
She's on the cover. She's fifty eight.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
That's why we're talking about it, so it makes sense
for them to do it.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
I just hate that young girls are getting that are
smoking with great tits are getting discriminated against. What are
we going to tell the girls that want it, that
have great bodies and these giant cans that are in
their early twenties that can't be on Sports illus Traded
because some fifty eight year old hag I want to
be on the head of kind of sports Illustraded.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
You know what, She's got a point, guys,
I don't know what it is, but I've never met
anybody who has stronger feelings and opinions about magazine covers
than Thorn. Like this guy loses his mind over who
is chosen for different magazine covers. So you know, we
know his big feelings about people's Sexiest Man Alive. Yeah, okay,
(00:22):
this is a little different because it involves a woman
and involves these Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We ain't done yet, it's time for the podcast yet,
completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, I always thought it was guys only, you know,
he has this Sexiest Man Alive thing, gets really crazy
about it. But we saw something this morning on the
TV and Thor went wild.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
He went wild.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I didn't think he felt this way. They revealed who
is the cover model for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition,
which I didn't even know is still a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's still a thing.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
I have a paper copy of.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yes, it's still yeah, pretty wild. Do you still buy
it in stores?
Speaker 6 (01:20):
And they have four different cover models?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
So they let us know.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
The four women are who will be featured on the
cover this year.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I vaguely remember this making some news. They got to
do stuff to stay relevant, because I mean, what, like,
who's still buying sports.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Illustrated magazines and gentlemen?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
It's pretty magazine magazine.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Every time I travel, I get magazines. So you can
look at pictures you saw online a month ago.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I'm sorry, So I remember they recently didn't Martha Stewart
be she was like one of the models, Yes, and
that made big news because she's like.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
One hundred and two or she's never been attracted.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Well, oh, you don't find Martha photos of.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Her from like back back in the day when she
was like Martha. Now I have mar.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Really.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, look at Emily taking this very so yeah, I
a documentary on her.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
So you know they they've been doing this for a
little while now, and so we're long past the days
of just Kate Upton or whoever being the swisosy model.
Now they're involving celebrities to keep themselves relevant. Yes, and
so they revealed who these forest stars are. One of
them we saw live and Thor went crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Who we got?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Okay, so I'll tell you the ones that Thorn doesn't know.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
And then we'll we'll, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
So out of the four, we have Jordan's childs on
the cover.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
She's Jackie Child that's from Seinfeld.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, yes, tam Usa Jim twenty twenty.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Yeah, so a gymnast body which you know, just so
you guys know, not not much up top, not much
up yeah yeah, sky, it's just interesting. So it's very interesting.
We got two girls, no offense, just facts with anybody titties.
(03:22):
And then we got two gals.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Guy, never say bitty titties.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
So disturbed.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I'm so uncomped. Never say the word titties.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
And then we got two chicks. Who's got enough titties
for like everybody?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Okay, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (03:37):
So Jordan Childs a gymnasts covered no titties, no titties.
Also no titties, no offense. Uh, also a gymnast. We
have Livvy done getting.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
He's got a great ass. But to me, that's where
it is. She's not super tiny though.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Mean, she's like a viral sensation.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I get it, but I don't. I think she's a
button face. That's just my opinion. A lot of shit.
I think she's got a lot of strong chin man
all schemes. I feel like at this point could do better.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You look at her a bikini and you look at
her chin, right, first of all.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
I haven't, but I'm not looking at her chin when
she's posts a random Instagram picture.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I just don't think she's I don't understand.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
There's so many hot girls that are in college that
do exactly what Livy Dunn does. But I don't understand
why she got famous because she, to me, is it's hot.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I'm not saying all these.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Women are hot, just to be clear, but if we're
if we're comparing ultra hot women, I'm gonna have a
graded on a curve a little bit where like she
compared to some of these other hot.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Women, she's not that hot. To me, I don't understand
why she went viral.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Because if you, like you go to Instagram, you look
up some random chicken that went to Arizona State, and
you're like, fuck, she's just as hot as Livy.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I thughter than Livy done. Why isn't she going viral?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I'm surprised because isn't spokes for and for your brand
of clothes. Yeah, I thought you'd like to find her.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
She's got a great, great ass, can't take that away.
She always does cartwheels, always doing cart wheels and sweats.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I think that's part of the appeal because in addition
to being a super hot chick, like you said, there's
a zillion out there, she's super bendy and will always
show like how much she can spread her legs.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I think I get all that. But she's not the
only hot gymnast, but she.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Was one that really leaned into it and with viral
because so maybe because she's the first baby.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
So she gets a cover, Livy don a cover?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah with that a cover?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Third cover goes to a woman named Lauren chan.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Now.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
They describe her as a fierce size inclusive advocates. Here
we go, she's a model, a broadcast host, has a
great girl figured it out?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yes, so she gets a cover.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Why why are we doing in this Sports Illustrated?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Like, I don't understand she's also a lesbian?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Oh well played, But I mean, like, I don't get this.
I'm sorry, I know, I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
It's going to be like a well known name.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Why but why do we have to have a size
inclusive person for Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
You're like.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Sports illustrateds whole thing is smoking hot women, right who
look a certain way. You know why they look a
certain way because it's like less than one percent of
the world that looks like that.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
It's okay, I.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Am in advertising having inclusive body types because everybody buys
clothes from from.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
All, right, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
But Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, we're not selling swimsuits.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Who is this for, like the Purvo guys.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
That are reading this, or like when I was a
really good point, I don't understand would want to see that.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Out there?
Speaker 7 (07:02):
She she has like a whole Instagram posts about how
like now all the women could care about this.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
And I'm just like, but that's not what it was for.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
And women aren't buying the swimsuit editions, And like.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Boys, teenage boys like me growing up, that was my
that was the only sports that I've ever got.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Every year with sports Robert still gets.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's just it's like she has the posters up somewhere.
It's like GQ doing like a thing and having like
ugly fat guys in it, going We're all inclusive, good
ugly fat guys. It's not four ugly fat guys. Did
she think that it's for like say this, this is
gonna go viral little girls, not little girls, but teenage
girls might have a thicker body and feel better about themselves.
(07:43):
But that's not the point of the that's the parents job.
To me, like to talk to the girls. The girl.
But number number one, number two, the sports Osras supposed
to model is for the hottest women in the world.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
You're not going to put a random guy who thinks
he could play, who plays really good touch football with
his buddies and throw them in the NFL and say
we're trying to be all inclusive and everybody can play
in the NFL. Now, like these girls, this is they
got to this level of sports illustrated because they're so hot.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
And see what I'm saying, where you send emails saying, oh,
you're so sexist, blah blah blah. This is the whole
entire reason he does his own sexiest Man list because
he gets mad when men aren't sexy enough to his standards.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I wouldn't say that. I would say best looking, but
I wouldn't say I wouldn't use ord sexy. Yeah, like
Blake Shelton.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
It is called the sexiest man Alive.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, that's my list.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Is called the best league man high no idea, but
like Blake Shelton should not have been sexually spent a
live It's insane.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Okay, So Today's so this word.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I thought he was looking pretty good.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, I did a little concert.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
My point is this Sky's points correct though. This goes
for guys and girls. Sorry, we're all not attractive. I
would say ninety percent of the world isn't attractive. That's
why when you see a hot person it's rare and
you stand because they're hot. It's that we're not all inclusive.
Life isn't fair. Sorry, he takes it very serious. Well,
(09:07):
it's just fucking insane.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Oh boy.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
So the one that surprised us all, the one, the
fourth and final cover that we saw on the Today Show.
So angry.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I just fucking hate people, man, because people are just
so fucking annoying and think that, like, don't you man,
that this person's gonna feel this way and this little
girl and this little boy shut the fuck up. How
about that you can't be what you want to be
in life and you're not gonna get everything you want
(09:38):
why would she be sort because she's not gonna be
tell you know what, get off of fucking Instagram.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Then. So anyway, yes, the fourth and final cover that
all of us in the room were like, wow, look
at that. And I I had assumed Thrower would be
on the same page all about it.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, yeah, Eddie definitely had a boner. He definitely.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Yeah, And that is Selma Hyek getting the final cover.
She has huge tits enough for everybody for the entire world, like.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, the cover, the covers outstanding, but they were showing
like video footage of her in the photo shoot and
I'm like, holy shit, man, she is jiggling all over
the place.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
That that all.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
They're fucking incredible.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
And they're shy and they're natural, right I think.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
So because they're pretty jiggling. Yeah, you know so, I
mean Selma has always been hot shot. I mean, go
back and watch that one movie what is it from
Dust Till Dawn when she's like a you know, stripper
or something that fuck unbelievable. And so you know she's
in her late fifties, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
We looked it up, wasn't it yesterday or somebody somebody else.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
Thought, yeah, that's uh, somebody else she is fifty eight,
but that was Tammy Taylor.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
We looked up.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
So anyway, she's you know, she's older, but she looks phenomenal. She's,
you know, got these tits for days, and so, you know,
they trotted her out on the Today's shows that were
watching it, and I.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Was like, holy shit, I'm in on that. So not
so much.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
And well, I think she obviously she's hot, she's got
great cans.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I thought you want to oil them up.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I would sleep in there. I would be a nice pillow.
But my point is, again it goes back to the
point of you're telling me she's the best they could get.
There's no twenty five year old, incredibly hot chick like
Jared Goff's wife.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
What's your name is Christine Harper?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Christine Harper cover the Chartine Harper. She's like what, she's
in her twenties. She is insanely hot.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Twenty five years younger, and she should be on the
cover of sports Do it again, again, do it again until.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
She retires, because she's that fucking hot.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Agree, Like, it's just it's just such a money grab bullshit,
that's all it is.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We wouldn't be sloking about this if Christine Harpotter is
on the cover. But Selma Hayek is a big celebrity.
She's on the cover. She's fifty eight.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
That's why we're talking about it, so it makes sense
for them to do it.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
I just hate that young girls are getting that are
smoking with great tits are getting discriminated against. What are
we going to tell the girls that want it, that
have great bodies and these giant cans that are in
their early twenties that can't be on Sports illus Traded
because some fifty eight year old hag I want to
be on the head of kind of sports Illustraded.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
You know what, She's got a point, guys,
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