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August 20, 2025 • 10 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie confronts Thor about comments he made earlier in the day about old people and it doesn't go well...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So there was something that happened off the air today
was a conversation that was going on in the room.
And it's something that happens. I'll be honest with you
quite often, and it's not it's very unlike me to
keep quiet. Usually I will say something, and usually if
it something bothers me, I'll make a joke about it

(00:20):
or whatever. But I haven't said a word about this
because it hurts. It stinks, you know, it's pretty brutal.
Whenever four, I think somebody is old, we ain't done yet.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's time for the podcast over a year, completely uncensored
and uncing filtered except for that part the party. The
show's after show starts now.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
So for some reason, this will pop up from time
to time. I may have to do with like a
touring musical artist or somebody acting in a role and
a certain thing. What happened today was Emily was talking
about a show she's watching. What was the show you
were watching?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
It's called Perfect Match on Netflix. It's kind of like
the Love Island because Love Island is a show on Peacock.
This is like kind of Netflix's version.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Of and so Thor was asking some questions about it.
And you also said who was the host, which is Nickolache.
And Nick Lache is sort of like the Netflix go
to guy, like the Jesse Palmer Bachelor one.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Is he as good as Palmer?

Speaker 5 (01:36):
No, very Palmer's phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
They hit a home fucking run with Jesse Baumer.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
That you better give me credit for that Jesse game
on the show. It was before he was announced as
the host Bachelor, and I said, hey, dude, you were
a former Bachelor. You know what, you'd be great as
a host.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Of the Bachelor and a former New York giant.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I don't care. And and he was like, yeah, you know,
that sounds fun, that'd be great. Blah blah blah blah.
And then literally like six months later they announced Jesse.
It was pretty awesome. Yeah, so I take full credit.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
He is a fucking phenomenal Oh wow, Harrison, I do.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
They're they're so different.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
Yeah, you can't say that they're so like comparing your children.
I do.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
So Nick is the go to Netflix dating show guy.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Ye, your wife right, Normally his wife is there. She
kind of like makes like makes the mood a little lighter.
But but she wasn't in this first going to be
a host of Nick. It could be I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
So you say it's Nicholas s yeah, and thora goes, h,
Nicholas Shay, how old is he? And so Emily looked
it up and you found out he was fifty one,
fifty one, fifty one, And Nick goes, what he's in
his fifties? What is he doing? Man, he can't be
hosting that he's in his fifties show like that.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
So, because I'd explained what I saw, what I saw
in the first episode is like it's it's very raunchy.
Like you guys think Paradise bratchem Paradise is raunchy. It's
like times fucking fifty because it's Netflix and they could
do whatever they want.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
So like people are like literally licking.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
They to lick somebody on a body part, and in
between they're like literally who they blur out, the titties
they blow out, but they did, like lick the titties
and stuff like this is going like wild ship and
then right there.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Each other for rails. Poor n catches for no reason.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
I don't want Nicholas's old ass watch being the host
of this show. They should have like somebody from like
I don't know, like rander Pump Rules or fucking one
of those.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Kinds of the one that hosts Love Island is Ari Automatox.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah, like something like that, like ninety eight degrees one
hundred years ago.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Oh, one hundred years.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
So I'm sitting here, I don't understand. I'm not doing anything,
and I go. He does this a lot where he
calls people old and there, you shouldn't be doing a
certain thing. And I sit here, and I'll go, does
this fucking guy forget how old I am?

Speaker 6 (04:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, because I'm older than Nick Lache. I'm fifty two.
Nick is fifty one, and by the way, Nick looks
fucking phenomenal for fifty one.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, but it's more about like, and I.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Go, so I can't host perfect match A you have
a really fun time.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I actually defend myself.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
You'll get your tent I love fall out probably after
I drink my prune juice.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
Yeah, I will give you heart.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Do you eat dinner very early?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (05:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I know, because I'm fucking ancient. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
He has said this a lot about his like favorite
guy he loves the most, Like he'll be talking about
how amazing Eminem is, and he'll be like, can you
believe how fucking old he is? Guy's still putting out
hits and he's an old fucking man two or fifty three,
and he just.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
We're the same age.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
So again again just keeps going on about like I
think fifty is his cutoff mark.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's a million you're old, your death, And so he
will do this and happened again today about poor Nick. Sorry,
and I'm like this fucking guy, I'm sitting right here.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
And talking in my studio.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
No, it's in front of me.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
I'm fifty two.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, yo, Like what the fuck?

Speaker 5 (05:58):
He's not saying he's fifty comic two, He's saying he's
fifty two.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, No, we got it.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Okay, Yeah, does that make him even older?

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'm a piece of shit. No. I just like, should
I be doing this job? And I don't know, you
can like this, is this a young man? You can
be funny? You like, I'm I should be out? Get out? Yeah,
And I'm like, what am I doing it? What am
I doing here?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Take your fiber.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Every time I hear this thing and I just sit
here and I'm like, oh god, oh, just like a
little dack. Oh God, Like, listen, I don't like being
fifty two, but I mean I think I wear it. Okay,
you know you look great. I fucking heard that. Who would?
And so I've just I got to explain he always
is sitting here taking strives, not at old guys, not

(06:44):
being shouldn't be doing certain things, and I'm always like, fuck,
I I'd still like to do that.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
I do that most perfect match.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I love it. You know it would be great, but
but there are certain things you go you shouldn't do
after a certain okay, So and I'm like I do
those things.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
So two things.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
One One, when I found out Lache was fifty one,
it was surprising, But it's more about like Nick Lache
should be hosting a show like that, Like I feel
like he doesn't have the personality for a show, like.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
But that's not what you said, okay.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Number Two, I don't look at Eddie as fifty two, honestly,
And I'm but I am, I know, but I'm not
saying this because you're my buddy.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
But like, I look like I have.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
A buddy who's fifty six, and I don't look at
him as fifty six like you and my buddy, like
I for I feel like we're like, you're only a
few years older than me. Like I don't look at
you as you know, fourteen years older than me.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
How you looking at Barnzoe, My man, that's fifty, Like
he looks great for fifty seven.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Look at him, say, like two years older than me seven.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
But you know what I'm saying, I don't think like that,
Like Eddie doesn't act old.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Eddie's still relevantly. You know what I think old. I
think Eddie looks forty five.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
To be honest with you, Okay, that's still not great.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
I don't say forty five.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Or fifty five. I don't care because everybody's different. Everybody's
gonna look different at her age. Look at fucking j Loo,
she's reverse aging.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Ship down to her face.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
I'm trying to think, like, who's who's old?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Like there's a news guy, Cliff.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
You're not Cliff, okay, and you don't need to again,
Oh my gosh, fucking crazy guy.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
I don't think you understand what is he like fifty five?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
You know he's like ninety.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
You can't, okay, do you think him and Eddy are
close to the samemento?

Speaker 4 (08:35):
I just trying to think of people.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
That people look different at, you know, different stages in
their life. Okay, not everybody. There are some people who
are fifty two that may look like Okay, that guy
looks old.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Hold I'm dressed like it too, right, Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Like Sky, she's what sixty sixty two?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh no, fuck you.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
So I just think to generalize bullshit, like if you
could still get out there and do certain things and whatever,
more power to you. I don't care what age you are, Like,
I want to fucking be Brad Pitt. I'm not. I
know that Brad Pitt is old. You know, he's an
old dude.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
He's a video going around a picture. I guess Travolta
showed up to this Grease reunion with all the cast
members and they're all the same age, and he looks
twenty five years younger than everybody else. It's fucking insane
because of all the money. He asked, I get that.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
I get that. I get what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I'll run Hubbard.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's take a care of But I get what.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
I get what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
So I guess I guess it wasn't his age thing
with It was more of Nick, huh, I mean, I
mean you specifically reference he's.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Too old for that. They need somebody younger, and that's
all you talked about. You didn't say he was not
cool enough to do it.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
No, I meant not cool enough. No you didn't.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
So, young man, you better watch yourself because you continued
it's mentioned age in here. The old guy is going
to start to get pissed.
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