August 22, 2025 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we talk about the upcoming babyshower that is happening for Thor's wife tommorrow and how things are already going south
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So this baby shower that's happening tomorrow is already going
to be a ship show. We know this, right, we
know this going in and I'm here for it. I
got my popcorn. I'm sitting back watching watching this ship
go down already. Yes, there is a lot that is
going to be going down at this baby shower that
(00:22):
is going to be crazy. And our ladies here, you're
going to be our eyes and ears on the scene
and ears on the scene. Yes, get ready to hear
what is going into this baby shower already. We ain't
done yet. It's time for the one podcast find Over
(00:44):
a year completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part.
The show's after show starts now. So the baby shower
isn't until tomorrow. But this morning already has been a
(01:06):
crazy nightmare. And it's from every angle. It's not just
what's going on with like the party itself, like with
Haley and the party and all this stuff, but I
mean it's going on all over the place everything. So
we're still waiting on Thorne's parents, right, they're still not
here yet.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, I got a text from my dad.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
So my dad is at my grandma's house in Silver Lakes,
which is past Victorville by like an hour, so they're
like two and a half hours away. I told them yesterday, Hey,
it's Friday. It's Friday, so get early. Want to travel sorry,
So they said okay. I said they want to leave
(01:44):
at eleven, so that's in their eyes, that's one. So
I said, hey, why don't you shoot to leave by ten?
And my dad is blaming my grandma Judy because my
grandma likes to sleep a lot because she's ninety four.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So I said, okay, we'll just pick her up. She
weighs like eighty pounds. Put her in the back of
a sleeping.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Child like National Lampoon's Vacation. I'm going to put it
on the roof.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
So, so my wife is on our way somewhere. But
my dad texted me this morning and he says, I
got the text right here.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You want me to come?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Is it legible?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Barely? Because my dad does talk to text.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
So he puts the phone right into his mouth and
then also whisper yells, so he'll be like, hey, how is.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
The show going? Is everything good? I hope everything? You
know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
So this is how he said. He said lost power
in the house. Eleven thirty last night, Still no power.
We may run a little late and brush your teeth,
get dressed, ignore it.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Wait, wait, what the fuck is he telling you to
understand the last part? What does that even mean?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
My thought, based on my mom, because my mom does
the same kind of thing, is that he forgot to
like and record text and so the toothbrush leave stuff.
It was like when he was talking to Yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Who do tell to brush their teeth and then say
ignore it? Yeah, it doesn't make it. Like any way
you make that, it doesn't make it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
But that's the only thing that I could kind of think, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
So then I also don't understand why not having power
would mean they can't get here on time.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I don't know. Maybe they couldn't get it out of
the garage though, oh you know what I mean, because
no do it manually.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Because they would they have a rental car that they
park they don't park in the broadcast Grandma's car parking.
So then at at then I get seven am.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
We just got the power back.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Good good.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
So anything they left, I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So they'll be here at four five o'clock today maybe six.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Maybe six. So that's going down. Yeah, that's number one.
But what's going down with your wife is I can't.
I can't with this, Like it's crazy what always happens
with her? Like what morning?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
This morning I get a text?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Why the morning that she's I got a text saying
I dropped my coffee cup on the black rug in
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I think I got most of it up. Now usually
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Whatever it's it's a pain in the ass, okay, whatever.
But we just got the house cleaned yesterday.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I did. I paid for a thorough.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Cleaning because I know my mom's come out that's not
like you.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
So, and I know we're gonna have a ton of
family starts for my house to look.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah. Of course.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
So she drops the coffee.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Bug, all right, whatever, So then I say put it out,
to put the rug outside and I'll hold it down
when I get home.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
No big deal.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Wash it. You can't just shake it out in the wash.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
It's one of those it's one of those rugs where
it's like, I don't think you can wash it. Maybe
you could. You probably could, but whatever, Maybe I just
may wash it. But so she's cause I don't know
if you could try it, don't so, then she so.
Then I said, I'll hold it down. Then she sends
me the voice memo, and I don't like listening to
(05:09):
voice memo, so I read them.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I don't like listening.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It makes me uncomfortable. I don't know why it's your wife,
I know, but it still makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay, like I might rather just read them.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Are you the same with voicemails?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, yeah, I love, I don't love. That's another one
on the list, the twin brother. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
The first time I ever got a voice text, I
was in the bathtub and I felt like it was
so fucking invasive, like that person was in the bathtub.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I felt like that weird.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I didn't care for it, like I just always yeah,
I read.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
So she sent me a voice text, and unfortunately it
wasn't one that I could keep, so it left my phone.
I don't know why people do that. They don't send
it as like saving text. Read it leaves the text red.
But basically the long story the voice text is that
she was going out to get the chickens.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
We have three chickens who are laying eggs left and.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Right, not one asked anything many times.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I'll remember this. By the way, don't feel like I
know I need to bring in the chile you let
me know that you ain't getting nothing. No lemons, lemons, sarmons.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I'll bring them in.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'll bring and I guess when she went out there,
one of the chickens had a post vent. I don't
I don't know what it was called, but basically, its
butthole was inside out.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
What are you chickens?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Butthole was inside not a thing.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
A butthole, I feel only goes one way.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Hold on the beans.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
What the your butt can just fall out?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Apparently we've all been there for.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Everybody chickens, Like, what are we talking?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I mean when I had hemorrhoids, it felt like my
butt out.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Okay, didn't need to share that.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That one time the boo accidentally it slipped and went
and went inside the bubble.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I had to soak in the bathtub.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You had to soak in the same thing happened with
my chickens. Okay, Yeah, the raccoon got in there. Hey, hey,
you got a rooster? No rooster, a little Jerry. Here's
long all right? You know he's dead, he's dead. Where
to go. He's living free on the right. We found
another home for him. Now, how do chickens live? That
(07:40):
was a rooster. Rooster that was only like a couple
years ago. No, it wasn't eight years ago.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Years, but wasn't he at home? But Eddie had them, remember,
I know?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
But still like I like five years he had he.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Was full grown when Kayley got him.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, and he had the end of the road.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
We gave him to Eddie twenty toast COVID two.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah. Yeah, but you had him for a couple of years. Yeah,
so five years. He's not dead?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Well yeah, but if you got him when he was like, say, fifteen,
I mean, how do you know he wasn't fifteen?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He was good. I'm just saying, rip little Jerry. He's
not dead.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I feel like live five to eight years. So he's
at the end of his road.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
He's fine. Yeah, I mean, please fuck you don't talk
about Jerry like that. Sorry, Jerry, Jerry ain't causing inside out? No,
I get I know what how what home we've sent
him to? Oh so you'll find out life good? Yeah,
can't wait here. I'm sorry for your loss. You want
him to be dead? I want to I just think
(08:40):
you said, some miracle fucking rooster. His time's up. You
talking about it's like it's like like you're guaranteeing death.
Oh that is certain age. They only live so long,
is what I'm saying. I'm sorry, you're awful man.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
He's definitely not getting no action that's causing you know,
inside out buttholes.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
He's way past his prime for that. She's awful, bro,
I'm a realist. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, so the chicken had inside out butthole.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Okay, and this is the thing.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
And my wife said she had to go into the coop, yeah, pregnant,
which I don't agree with, and perform quote mini surgery
to get her insides back in and apparently, from what
she said, it worked and the chickens back to.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
So let me get this Straight's morning so far dropping
a full cup of coffee on the bathroom rug and
then going out into a chicken coop and shoving buttholes
back into a chicken.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Hopefully war glove.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Do you really think that text? Do you guys like
have like gloves like that? She's shoving buttholes.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
In there, and then she and then she said, almost
in tears, that she had to get flowers and the
fruit platter for the party.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'm not touching that. Don't don't don't chicken ass chickens
and then well this all started. The reason why she
even text door is because Thor said, hey, throw the
rug outside, I'll wash it off. She said, I didn't
get to the rug, didn't get because we got chicken.
(10:28):
That would be the like, well, when you're going outside
to check it on the chickens, you bring, you bring
the rug.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
And I felt like she was annoyed at me.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I felt like she was annoyed me for suggesting that
I didn't put the rug outside.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We heard the voice to text. Now I know for
a fact you're you are bullshit because she drama sad.
She was like, I didn't get to the rug situation.
That's that's how she was talking, like not I didn't
get rat Well then, like you always say, probably quivering
she was holding my tears. Thing.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
The problem with my wife thing is that she never
wants help either, and if you if you try to
help her, she always has a reason why you can't help.
So that Emily suggested she'll bring She'll go get the
fruit platter Costco.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And that's really sweet.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
So that, Haley said, I would say yes, but they
need it tomorrow morning for setup, Like what you can't
just bring when you get there?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
What's the setup? Literally? I bought it. If even if.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Uses help, even if you open it and put maybe
they want to put it in a nice serving bull
you open it up and dump it in the serving.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Bowl, I mean, or maybe you have to have fruit
right at eleven, And maybe.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Emily could have come ten minutes early, Like I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
She's always early. I'm always early.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I can come early, so like you know, maybe Emily
will come ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I just said, Emily's getting the fruit platter.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So who what do you? What are you doing the
same you're not involved in. Yeah, you don't get to
just determine things like this. Who the hell do you
think you are?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You want to do it?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I can do it, tell you what.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
So yesterday we had a similar situation where she had
to melt down and I basically had to.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Like raise my tone a little bit, watch it tone.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Because I said I'll do it, and she says, no,
it's fine, and I go and I said, Haley, you're pregnant,
come home now and lay down.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I'm going to go do it. And if you get
home and see chicken buttholes, are you saying, Haley, I
got it. I'm shoving the buttthole back in. I don't
nudge butt Okay, that's a lie chicken buttoles though, I
don't know if that's I don't okay. Uh. The other
weird situation that I'm now I'm concerned about, well, yeah,
(12:40):
this is just popped up. I mentioned before that my
wife yesterday had oral mouth surgery. Oral. That's a tough one,
you get it. And so you know, it was kind
of extensive, this thing she had, and they were all
the way up into her nasal cavity and this crazy
(13:02):
shit that went on. Yeah, so it is what it is. Well,
she wakes up this morning and guess what has happened.
She's got a little bit of a black eye. Now yeah,
well you know, I mean they're up in there and
they're doing stuff. So it's all in the siny season.
So she's got a little bit of black eye. Tomorrow
is the baby shower. And if she shows up with
(13:23):
a black eye, what are people gonna think?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You know what they're gonna think.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
We know what they're gonna think. Hey, listen, you better
start making that sandwich right, dude.
So this baby shower that's happening tomorrow is already going
to be a ship show. We know this, right, we
know this going in and I'm here for it. I
got my popcorn. I'm sitting back watching watching this ship
go down already. Yes, there is a lot that is
going to be going down at this baby shower that
(00:22):
is going to be crazy. And our ladies here, you're
going to be our eyes and ears on the scene
and ears on the scene. Yes, get ready to hear
what is going into this baby shower already. We ain't
done yet. It's time for the one podcast find Over
(00:44):
a year completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part.
The show's after show starts now. So the baby shower
isn't until tomorrow. But this morning already has been a
(01:06):
crazy nightmare. And it's from every angle. It's not just
what's going on with like the party itself, like with
Haley and the party and all this stuff, but I
mean it's going on all over the place everything. So
we're still waiting on Thorne's parents, right, they're still not
here yet.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, I got a text from my dad.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
So my dad is at my grandma's house in Silver Lakes,
which is past Victorville by like an hour, so they're
like two and a half hours away. I told them yesterday, Hey,
it's Friday. It's Friday, so get early. Want to travel sorry,
So they said okay. I said they want to leave
(01:44):
at eleven, so that's in their eyes, that's one. So
I said, hey, why don't you shoot to leave by ten?
And my dad is blaming my grandma Judy because my
grandma likes to sleep a lot because she's ninety four.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So I said, okay, we'll just pick her up. She
weighs like eighty pounds. Put her in the back of
a sleeping.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Child like National Lampoon's Vacation. I'm going to put it
on the roof.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
So, so my wife is on our way somewhere. But
my dad texted me this morning and he says, I
got the text right here.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You want me to come?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Is it legible?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Barely? Because my dad does talk to text.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
So he puts the phone right into his mouth and
then also whisper yells, so he'll be like, hey, how is.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
The show going? Is everything good? I hope everything? You
know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
So this is how he said. He said lost power
in the house. Eleven thirty last night, Still no power.
We may run a little late and brush your teeth,
get dressed, ignore it.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Wait, wait, what the fuck is he telling you to
understand the last part? What does that even mean?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
My thought, based on my mom, because my mom does
the same kind of thing, is that he forgot to
like and record text and so the toothbrush leave stuff.
It was like when he was talking to Yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Who do tell to brush their teeth and then say
ignore it? Yeah, it doesn't make it. Like any way
you make that, it doesn't make it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
But that's the only thing that I could kind of think, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
So then I also don't understand why not having power
would mean they can't get here on time.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I don't know. Maybe they couldn't get it out of
the garage though, oh you know what I mean, because
no do it manually.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Because they would they have a rental car that they
park they don't park in the broadcast Grandma's car parking.
So then at at then I get seven am.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
We just got the power back.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Good good.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
So anything they left, I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So they'll be here at four five o'clock today maybe six.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Maybe six. So that's going down. Yeah, that's number one.
But what's going down with your wife is I can't.
I can't with this, Like it's crazy what always happens
with her? Like what morning?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
This morning I get a text?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Why the morning that she's I got a text saying
I dropped my coffee cup on the black rug in
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I think I got most of it up. Now usually
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Whatever it's it's a pain in the ass, okay, whatever.
But we just got the house cleaned yesterday.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I did. I paid for a thorough.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Cleaning because I know my mom's come out that's not
like you.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
So, and I know we're gonna have a ton of
family starts for my house to look.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah. Of course.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
So she drops the coffee.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Bug, all right, whatever, So then I say put it out,
to put the rug outside and I'll hold it down
when I get home.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
No big deal.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Wash it. You can't just shake it out in the wash.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
It's one of those it's one of those rugs where
it's like, I don't think you can wash it. Maybe
you could. You probably could, but whatever, Maybe I just
may wash it. But so she's cause I don't know
if you could try it, don't so, then she so.
Then I said, I'll hold it down. Then she sends
me the voice memo, and I don't like listening to
(05:09):
voice memo, so I read them.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I don't like listening.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It makes me uncomfortable. I don't know why it's your wife,
I know, but it still makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay, like I might rather just read them.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Are you the same with voicemails?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, yeah, I love, I don't love. That's another one
on the list, the twin brother. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
The first time I ever got a voice text, I
was in the bathtub and I felt like it was
so fucking invasive, like that person was in the bathtub.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I felt like that weird.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I didn't care for it, like I just always yeah,
I read.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
So she sent me a voice text, and unfortunately it
wasn't one that I could keep, so it left my phone.
I don't know why people do that. They don't send
it as like saving text. Read it leaves the text red.
But basically the long story the voice text is that
she was going out to get the chickens.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
We have three chickens who are laying eggs left and.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Right, not one asked anything many times.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I'll remember this. By the way, don't feel like I
know I need to bring in the chile you let
me know that you ain't getting nothing. No lemons, lemons, sarmons.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I'll bring them in.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'll bring and I guess when she went out there,
one of the chickens had a post vent. I don't
I don't know what it was called, but basically, its
butthole was inside out.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
What are you chickens?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Butthole was inside not a thing.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
A butthole, I feel only goes one way.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Hold on the beans.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
What the your butt can just fall out?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Apparently we've all been there for.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Everybody chickens, Like, what are we talking?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I mean when I had hemorrhoids, it felt like my
butt out.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Okay, didn't need to share that.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That one time the boo accidentally it slipped and went
and went inside the bubble.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I had to soak in the bathtub.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You had to soak in the same thing happened with
my chickens. Okay, Yeah, the raccoon got in there. Hey, hey,
you got a rooster? No rooster, a little Jerry. Here's
long all right? You know he's dead, he's dead. Where
to go. He's living free on the right. We found
another home for him. Now, how do chickens live? That
(07:40):
was a rooster. Rooster that was only like a couple
years ago. No, it wasn't eight years ago.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Years, but wasn't he at home? But Eddie had them, remember,
I know?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
But still like I like five years he had he.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Was full grown when Kayley got him.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, and he had the end of the road.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
We gave him to Eddie twenty toast COVID two.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah. Yeah, but you had him for a couple of years. Yeah,
so five years. He's not dead?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Well yeah, but if you got him when he was like, say, fifteen,
I mean, how do you know he wasn't fifteen?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He was good. I'm just saying, rip little Jerry. He's
not dead.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I feel like live five to eight years. So he's
at the end of his road.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
He's fine. Yeah, I mean, please fuck you don't talk
about Jerry like that. Sorry, Jerry, Jerry ain't causing inside out? No,
I get I know what how what home we've sent
him to? Oh so you'll find out life good? Yeah,
can't wait here. I'm sorry for your loss. You want
him to be dead? I want to I just think
(08:40):
you said, some miracle fucking rooster. His time's up. You
talking about it's like it's like like you're guaranteeing death.
Oh that is certain age. They only live so long,
is what I'm saying. I'm sorry, you're awful man.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
He's definitely not getting no action that's causing you know,
inside out buttholes.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
He's way past his prime for that. She's awful, bro,
I'm a realist. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, so the chicken had inside out butthole.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Okay, and this is the thing.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
And my wife said she had to go into the coop, yeah, pregnant,
which I don't agree with, and perform quote mini surgery
to get her insides back in and apparently, from what
she said, it worked and the chickens back to.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
So let me get this Straight's morning so far dropping
a full cup of coffee on the bathroom rug and
then going out into a chicken coop and shoving buttholes
back into a chicken.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Hopefully war glove.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Do you really think that text? Do you guys like
have like gloves like that? She's shoving buttholes.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
In there, and then she and then she said, almost
in tears, that she had to get flowers and the
fruit platter for the party.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'm not touching that. Don't don't don't chicken ass chickens
and then well this all started. The reason why she
even text door is because Thor said, hey, throw the
rug outside, I'll wash it off. She said, I didn't
get to the rug, didn't get because we got chicken.
(10:28):
That would be the like, well, when you're going outside
to check it on the chickens, you bring, you bring
the rug.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
And I felt like she was annoyed at me.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I felt like she was annoyed me for suggesting that
I didn't put the rug outside.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We heard the voice to text. Now I know for
a fact you're you are bullshit because she drama sad.
She was like, I didn't get to the rug situation.
That's that's how she was talking, like not I didn't
get rat Well then, like you always say, probably quivering
she was holding my tears. Thing.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
The problem with my wife thing is that she never
wants help either, and if you if you try to
help her, she always has a reason why you can't help.
So that Emily suggested she'll bring She'll go get the
fruit platter Costco.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And that's really sweet.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
So that, Haley said, I would say yes, but they
need it tomorrow morning for setup, Like what you can't
just bring when you get there?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
What's the setup? Literally? I bought it. If even if.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Uses help, even if you open it and put maybe
they want to put it in a nice serving bull
you open it up and dump it in the serving.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Bowl, I mean, or maybe you have to have fruit
right at eleven, And maybe.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Emily could have come ten minutes early, Like I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
She's always early. I'm always early.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I can come early, so like you know, maybe Emily
will come ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I just said, Emily's getting the fruit platter.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So who what do you? What are you doing the
same you're not involved in. Yeah, you don't get to
just determine things like this. Who the hell do you
think you are?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You want to do it?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I can do it, tell you what.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
So yesterday we had a similar situation where she had
to melt down and I basically had to.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Like raise my tone a little bit, watch it tone.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Because I said I'll do it, and she says, no,
it's fine, and I go and I said, Haley, you're pregnant,
come home now and lay down.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I'm going to go do it. And if you get
home and see chicken buttholes, are you saying, Haley, I
got it. I'm shoving the buttthole back in. I don't
nudge butt Okay, that's a lie chicken buttoles though, I
don't know if that's I don't okay. Uh. The other
weird situation that I'm now I'm concerned about, well, yeah,
(12:40):
this is just popped up. I mentioned before that my
wife yesterday had oral mouth surgery. Oral. That's a tough one,
you get it. And so you know, it was kind
of extensive, this thing she had, and they were all
the way up into her nasal cavity and this crazy
(13:02):
shit that went on. Yeah, so it is what it is. Well,
she wakes up this morning and guess what has happened.
She's got a little bit of a black eye. Now yeah,
well you know, I mean they're up in there and
they're doing stuff. So it's all in the siny season.
So she's got a little bit of black eye. Tomorrow
is the baby shower. And if she shows up with
(13:23):
a black eye, what are people gonna think?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You know what they're gonna think.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
We know what they're gonna think. Hey, listen, you better
start making that sandwich right, dude.
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