September 12, 2025 • 8 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie confronts Sky and shares with the rest of us something that has been happening for a long time in the office way before the show event starts
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, enough's enough. This is kind of crazy that
this happens every single day. You guys are not aware
of this, because this is a private moment that happens
between me and Sky every single fucking morning, and I
don't I don't get it. I don't know how she
(00:20):
does it. I don't know if it's on purpose. It's
just crazy. I gotta tell you what happens back in
the office before the show begins. Every single day. We
ain't done yet for the podcast a year, completely uncensored
and uncting filtered except for that part the show's after
(00:47):
show starts now and you think I'm putting this on.
I'm not putting it on. I wish we had a
camera back there so that you could see what I
go through every single day.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's probably like one day a month.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I don't think so, because I've been making mental notes
of it because I think it's crazy because it's almost
exactly at the same time every single morning, and I'm
always like, how's the fuck? Like is that for real?
Like today I thought it was a put on. I'm like, oh,
it's time, you know, I got to do it, And
(01:19):
I'm like what, Like it's weird, man, so the way
that our deaths are set up, it's just me and
Sky in our office, and Sky faces the wall on
one side and my back is to her, and so yeah,
but then I don't have to you know, like or
(01:40):
anything like that. It's just kind of have my own space,
which is and so my back is to her. But
I know what's coming. It happens every single morning where
it's what I have now called the four forty five sneeze.
What every morning, single fucking morning, at four forty five
(02:01):
was even possible, this chick sneezes, and it's always two.
At least this morning it was three, which was that
that extra one will really pissed. It really pissed me. Yeah,
like one sneeze is annoying because I know every time.
The reason why I notice it is because I know
Sky wants me to say bless you and I refuse
(02:22):
to do it. Is that why you get annoyed by it?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I say bless you when we're just the three of
us in here, I always say blessed you. I'm not
I'm not a blessed I feel like and I feel
like comfortable because Eddie's like, it's weird annoy me about it. Well,
I think it's stupid, but anyone that sneezes I always
say it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You're a nice.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But it doesn't mean anything. It means something. Why you're
blessing Scott god Man. Okay, so this is why it's
it's like noticeable because I know Sky wants me to
say bless you? But I mean, am I going to
do that every day? Well? Every day. I don't understand
how she's doing it. Every time she has like pepper,
(03:04):
I don't I don't know. I don't understand how every day,
every morning around four forty five, I know I'm gonna
get there, she sneezes like that, don't the weirdest? And
then wait a second, did you again? Oh we're doing too,
And then this morning a third one.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I still say bless you, but it does annoy me
when she gives you the sound effects after the fact,
Oh boy, and then like this, Yeah, that is very annoying.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
That is very annoying. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
She waves her hand around, well, because sometimes you don't
know if another one's coming, so you gotta kind of
wave it.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Off and your all of this is going on. Imagine
imagine every morning at five I am in miserable land.
So I can't imagine just.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
About ten thirty, it's just our whole show.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And I literally, like today was like, fucking hey, dude,
enough is enough? Did you get up and say something? No?
I get I shot a look you did. I turn around?
I went, oh, where are we pointed? What are we doing?
Control of it?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm not intentionally doing you're doing.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
At the same time, I think you are. You realize it, right?
Do you realize it? Yeah? Okay, okay, so I'm not
fucking crazy. No, you're not crazy. You're not crazy. To
the point where a new pot you're smoking.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
No, no, because this has been going on for like
a while really to the point where I think I
hate it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yet tumor or something? No, and your nose yeah stroke no,
no smiles.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't know what it is, Okay, to the point
where I've like wondered things like does the does like
the AC system kick on at like it's on a timer?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Maybe like the dust and something cute fragile system. Well,
I don't know because how many years, because it's I
haven't been here for fifty years.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Okay, okay, it's not it's not No, No, that is
somebody else than somebody else, not me. So I've I've
wondered because it is weird how it's consistently like at
the same time every morning, to the point where I'm like,
there's got to be something in this building that happens
at that time to kink it after.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
The three banger this morning, Because again my back is
to her, I'm like, this chick is doing this on purpose.
She's getting like a little feather and tickling, and I'm like,
what the man smelling salt? Yes, something's going on. Why
are you doing that?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
And in the beginning, Eddie's right, because I'll always sneeze,
and then I'll be like, is today gonna be the
fucking he blesses me? Finally? Finally, I hope every time,
And so in the beginning, I would actually verry stubborn
because because Eddie and I don't speak in the office
in the morning, it's this weird thing. We've been doing
it for like twenty years where we just arrive, sit down,
(06:15):
do our work.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Can imagine the first voice I hear the day.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
No, that's why I sound like. That's what I sound like. Okay,
that's not what I sound like. And I don't beat
up till I warm up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You don't know when she's doing her work early, thankfully,
No I would. I would move out of the office.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm too.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And the second question, when she does do her sneezing,
does she do what she doesn't here with.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
The yes, yeah, oh can't help not do that? Yeah,
And or she'll go that was a good one. She'll
say that was a big.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
One, or where did that one come from.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I'm surprised when you shot her a look, she didn't go,
what bro I don't think she was looking at me.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
She was still singing stars from the Three Sneezes.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So in the beginning I used to do this passive
aggressive thing because I know Eddie's rule on not blessing.
So I would sneeze and again we don't speak, dead
silent in the room, and I would be like, thank
you and then go back to my work, pretending like
he blessed me.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And so I did that for a good year, and
you started blessing yourself yeah, and oh really yeah, you'll
bless me. Really.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
No one else in the fucking room is cares, you know, right,
And and now it's to the point where I just
sneeze in silence and sometimes and I don't know because
again Eddie, Eddie's back is to me and I'm kind
of to the side, and but I feel the energy
of his eye roll of his annoyance one million and
(07:50):
ed it just stays quiet and we haven't really spoken
of it.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Today was too much. Until today, I mean it was
just like three, like you should have an allowance of
two tops, it's two would off. This is sneezing is gross,
all right. I don't like, I don't want to be
sneezed on.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I'm not sneezing on you.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You're all the ware, Crystal, I'm not all the way.
I mean, we're in the same vicinity, but to me,
you're on the other side. I got to deal with
this every day, clearly. I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Well, here we are, what are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Put a close pin on it.
All right, enough's enough. This is kind of crazy that
this happens every single day. You guys are not aware
of this, because this is a private moment that happens
between me and Sky every single fucking morning, and I
don't I don't get it. I don't know how she
(00:20):
does it. I don't know if it's on purpose. It's
just crazy. I gotta tell you what happens back in
the office before the show begins. Every single day. We
ain't done yet for the podcast a year, completely uncensored
and uncting filtered except for that part the show's after
(00:47):
show starts now and you think I'm putting this on.
I'm not putting it on. I wish we had a
camera back there so that you could see what I
go through every single day.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's probably like one day a month.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I don't think so, because I've been making mental notes
of it because I think it's crazy because it's almost
exactly at the same time every single morning, and I'm
always like, how's the fuck? Like is that for real?
Like today I thought it was a put on. I'm like, oh,
it's time, you know, I got to do it, And
(01:19):
I'm like what, Like it's weird, man, so the way
that our deaths are set up, it's just me and
Sky in our office, and Sky faces the wall on
one side and my back is to her, and so yeah,
but then I don't have to you know, like or
(01:40):
anything like that. It's just kind of have my own space,
which is and so my back is to her. But
I know what's coming. It happens every single morning where
it's what I have now called the four forty five sneeze.
What every morning, single fucking morning, at four forty five
(02:01):
was even possible, this chick sneezes, and it's always two.
At least this morning it was three, which was that
that extra one will really pissed. It really pissed me. Yeah,
like one sneeze is annoying because I know every time.
The reason why I notice it is because I know
Sky wants me to say bless you and I refuse
(02:22):
to do it. Is that why you get annoyed by it?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I say bless you when we're just the three of
us in here, I always say blessed you. I'm not
I'm not a blessed I feel like and I feel
like comfortable because Eddie's like, it's weird annoy me about it. Well,
I think it's stupid, but anyone that sneezes I always
say it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You're a nice.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But it doesn't mean anything. It means something. Why you're
blessing Scott god Man. Okay, so this is why it's
it's like noticeable because I know Sky wants me to
say bless you? But I mean, am I going to
do that every day? Well? Every day. I don't understand
how she's doing it. Every time she has like pepper,
(03:04):
I don't I don't know. I don't understand how every day,
every morning around four forty five, I know I'm gonna
get there, she sneezes like that, don't the weirdest? And
then wait a second, did you again? Oh we're doing too,
And then this morning a third one.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I still say bless you, but it does annoy me
when she gives you the sound effects after the fact,
Oh boy, and then like this, Yeah, that is very annoying.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
That is very annoying. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
She waves her hand around, well, because sometimes you don't
know if another one's coming, so you gotta kind of
wave it.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Off and your all of this is going on. Imagine
imagine every morning at five I am in miserable land.
So I can't imagine just.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
About ten thirty, it's just our whole show.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And I literally, like today was like, fucking hey, dude,
enough is enough? Did you get up and say something? No?
I get I shot a look you did. I turn around?
I went, oh, where are we pointed? What are we doing?
Control of it?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm not intentionally doing you're doing.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
At the same time, I think you are. You realize it, right?
Do you realize it? Yeah? Okay, okay, so I'm not
fucking crazy. No, you're not crazy. You're not crazy. To
the point where a new pot you're smoking.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
No, no, because this has been going on for like
a while really to the point where I think I
hate it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yet tumor or something? No, and your nose yeah stroke no,
no smiles.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't know what it is, Okay, to the point
where I've like wondered things like does the does like
the AC system kick on at like it's on a timer?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Maybe like the dust and something cute fragile system. Well,
I don't know because how many years, because it's I
haven't been here for fifty years.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Okay, okay, it's not it's not No, No, that is
somebody else than somebody else, not me. So I've I've
wondered because it is weird how it's consistently like at
the same time every morning, to the point where I'm like,
there's got to be something in this building that happens
at that time to kink it after.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
The three banger this morning, Because again my back is
to her, I'm like, this chick is doing this on purpose.
She's getting like a little feather and tickling, and I'm like,
what the man smelling salt? Yes, something's going on. Why
are you doing that?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
And in the beginning, Eddie's right, because I'll always sneeze,
and then I'll be like, is today gonna be the
fucking he blesses me? Finally? Finally, I hope every time,
And so in the beginning, I would actually verry stubborn
because because Eddie and I don't speak in the office
in the morning, it's this weird thing. We've been doing
it for like twenty years where we just arrive, sit down,
(06:15):
do our work.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Can imagine the first voice I hear the day.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
No, that's why I sound like. That's what I sound like. Okay,
that's not what I sound like. And I don't beat
up till I warm up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You don't know when she's doing her work early, thankfully,
No I would. I would move out of the office.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm too.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And the second question, when she does do her sneezing,
does she do what she doesn't here with.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
The yes, yeah, oh can't help not do that? Yeah,
And or she'll go that was a good one. She'll
say that was a big.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
One, or where did that one come from.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I'm surprised when you shot her a look, she didn't go,
what bro I don't think she was looking at me.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
She was still singing stars from the Three Sneezes.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So in the beginning I used to do this passive
aggressive thing because I know Eddie's rule on not blessing.
So I would sneeze and again we don't speak, dead
silent in the room, and I would be like, thank
you and then go back to my work, pretending like
he blessed me.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And so I did that for a good year, and
you started blessing yourself yeah, and oh really yeah, you'll
bless me. Really.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
No one else in the fucking room is cares, you know, right,
And and now it's to the point where I just
sneeze in silence and sometimes and I don't know because
again Eddie, Eddie's back is to me and I'm kind
of to the side, and but I feel the energy
of his eye roll of his annoyance one million and
(07:50):
ed it just stays quiet and we haven't really spoken
of it.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Today was too much. Until today, I mean it was
just like three, like you should have an allowance of
two tops, it's two would off. This is sneezing is gross,
all right. I don't like, I don't want to be
sneezed on.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I'm not sneezing on you.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You're all the ware, Crystal, I'm not all the way.
I mean, we're in the same vicinity, but to me,
you're on the other side. I got to deal with
this every day, clearly. I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Well, here we are, what are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Put a close pin on it.
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