October 3, 2025 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky brought in a rug that wasn't quite the right fir for her house becasue she knew that if she had donated it, Emily would get very upset. The rug did come with a warning, however, that it was very slippery... We didn't believe her so we put it to the test
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guys, the Mooch has come to another another.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
She's hyped.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Do not ever claim that you are not the mooch again. Okay,
anything free you're gonna take. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
A lot of people are like that.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I don't know that that's true. Like there's I don't
want clutter in my house, so I'm gonna the same
offer was made to me and I said no, thank you.
So don't say a lot of people are like that,
because I don't think that's.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
The case situation, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We're gonna hear what Emily first is gonna try out
to see if she wants or not for free.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
It's for the podcast year, completely uncensored and unacting, filtered
except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Now it's crazy, So we know nothing about this. All
we know is that Sky is getting rid of something,
and if Sky is getting rid of something, it's going
to be pretty high quality.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
So apparently I got to hear the backstory of why
Sky is getting rid of a rug. Maybe I changed
my mind. It's got boo all over it can get
(01:33):
that out.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Stop It's not like that. So our house is all.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Tile, Italian marble, asshole. I think it's more thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Blew out men from Italy.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't think we did.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
All chile pons.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
What I'm just letting you off.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm just letting you.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Know I took a small town from Italy and put
it in my backyard.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's all cobbles do thank you. That's not a thing
for thousand years old.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Basically, I let my backyard looks like the.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
All I said is that my house is tyle, and
so clearly noot isn't that hardwood is great, love hardwood.
But our ceilings are all one.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
We chopped down redwood and.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That it's just how the house was built.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, and we have a swimming pool, so I don't
want wood floors because of the wet feet, is.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Time we have a living.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
A non tile is perfect.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
This place sounds incredible.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, shut up.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You wouldn't know. I've never had an invite.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
You have never had especially times we talked about it.
You think at one point she'd be like, Hey, do
you guys want to come over again?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Jamie, I've seen it before, I have.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You're right, I see it.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
And what's crazy too, is your daughters are kind.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Of friends moved together. My daughter's seen it, my daughter,
his sons. I've never been I'm the piece of ship.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We're working on it.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Guys, working on We're still waiting for that houseporing party.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I know.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I got to get the dogs under control of it.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Everything now it's the dogs.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Know it was it was doing this, Yeah, I'm doing this.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It was always finished.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
And then the chip in the backyard, that was for
any of that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I was waiting before any of that.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Okay, let's all focus tile tile. So in our bedroom
and in the living room, we have pretty substantial rugs.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What a ridiculous things we have substance.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I just mean they're big.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
We ever had a mile long road, that's what we have.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Smile age because version because.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Are so hard, and rugs are made out of human hair,
big rocks.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
We killed bears weekly and just no bears.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
There's no bears, there's no whatever. What there's just Amazon.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Rugs so substantial. So from the Amazon, Yeah, from dot
com it was.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
It wasn't Amazon dot com, it was the Amazon.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It was from the Amazon.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
We get the okay to killing danger.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Species dog web shit, Okay, shut up a rug.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
So we have these rugs, and some unfortunate stuff happened.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
To our living room rug.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Well there were in it or what who it was,
but I believe it was nugget who had a like
forty eight hour diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh god, you still want it?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
No, we're not there yet.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
So we did the whole rug doctor you know, that
whole thing, and it's still any time you would rug doctorate,
like the ship would still come up like colored, like
not clear, and I'm like, this is fucking gross, Like
no matter how much we clean this rug, it's just done.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So your first thought was, Emily.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No poor. But our first it was to order a
new rug.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
But because my husband is the man he is, he
can't just be happy with the rug we have and
we like and reorder a brand new one of those.
He has to overthink it, research it the rugs. Yeah,
the one we currently have is a little too dark.
I'd like a lighter gray, like I mean, like literally.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Nothing else going on. They're going to obsess on rugs, and.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
So he obsesses and then he finds what he thinks
is the perfect rug. Okay, so not so happy because
it's a third party seller on Amazon. But it's I mean,
it's like literally the only rug in the world that
fits his stupid criteria that he's now determined for.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Some reason about buying rugs.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Clearly everything, clearly everything.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
So he buys this really nice I'm assuming it's pretty.
It's not cheap because it's substantial. It's a it's a
bigger size, substantially, it's substantial. So he buys this rug.
It arrives and he's thrilled. He's like, oh, my gosh,
it's so soft. The color is perfect.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I think you know, I think, you know, so soft.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
What a great purchase. And so you put that bad
boy out.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Oh it looks beautiful, so substantial. And then all of
a sudden, because we have the tile floors, we normally
walk around the house and socks. Some sort of sock
situation going on, right, the hobby wears his normal socks.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I wear fluffy house socks. Always sucks.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
So first time go to step on that rug and socks,
realize that thing's like a fucking slip and slide. That
thing is so slippery. It socks really crazy, like crazy
slippery because it's so soft and like, I don't know,
like the texture of it.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
If I don't buy cashmere rug. Really stupid thing to do.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
So we kept it out, I want to say, for
like forty eight hours, to the point where my husband's like,
we're gonna broken bones. We're gonna like the tails. Someone's
gonna crack a tailbone on this. Okay, so that's ridiculous.
That's when he goes, Okay, this part, that's when he goes, Okay,
(08:22):
this isn't gonna work. We're gonna need to return this,
and let's just order one the same as we had before.
I have to fucking mention that a week anyway, So
let's let's just do that because we know that one's good. Okay, Great,
He's like, okay, so you know, I'll just put the
new rug in the garage, do the Amazon return whatever
(08:43):
I well.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
To take to put the rug in the garage. He's
got to find the right spot for it. He's got
to by the right walk to the garage.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, he's gonna package it up.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
He's yeah, gotta get the right tape to close the mob.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Throw it in there. Fuck.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
So that happens.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
And then that was probably four five months ago something
like that. And then it was last weekend or two
weekends ago when I was doing a big good Will
run with you know, stuff from my daughter's closet, whatever,
and my husband walks out with the rug and says.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
He's just naked, it's dripping, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
In a bag, and he's fully clothed, and he basically.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Says that guy's never clothing.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Kind of lagged on getting that return receipt thing, going, that's.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Your fucking mind, are you out of your whatever? Guy? Ridiculous?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
She doesn't get it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
And since it's a third party seller, they get so
many days to qualify for a return.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And we if you've been using it for five months,
nobody's gonna accept the rug.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Back, which we yeah, let's not go, which we haven't.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's right, but they don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
But they don't know that.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I guess they know it's a death trap.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Right, thank you.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
So I guess it was a thirty day return, so
I was going to take it to Goodwill with all
the other stuff I take. But then I was like,
this is a fucking expensive rug, Like we paid good
mass money for this rug, and I'm just I don't remember,
but I remember over under five hundred.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I was going to guess around five hundred.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's nothing to her. Did you hear about the.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay the house?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Was you have an indoor and outdoor pool.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It goes both ways.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
It's a river, it's a it's a lazy river. It's
in my backyard. So I think it was about that,
but I.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Don't really remember.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Your thought was if the rug muncher wants it.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I didn't know. I've never.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You're the mooch. But if you love rugs, you're a rug.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
No, that's me something mean something.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, so you brought it in?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Well, because I'm like, I have a feeling.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
If I tell Emily I just brought like a five
hundred dollars brand new rug to Goodwill, she'd be mad
and she'd be like.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Sky, I'd be living.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
So here's the deal with my house.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
We need a rug right now, because Tito, I don't
know how big this bad way small living.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
And also you have this ankle boot on this with
how slippery it is, are you worried you're going to
reinjure your death.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't believe her. There's no chance it's that slippery.
Why would somebody make a rug? I don't know, dude.
It's it's like more like a blanket. It's like we.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Have the rug. Okay, yeah, you want to put it
to the test. Absolutely well, I'm worried about your walking
boot though.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's fine, you need to be. It sucks though I'm
wearing socks.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I'm wearing socks. I'm wearing enough for the studio.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
It's well, no, you'd have to do it in half
or something quarters. It's so substantial. It's very and we
don't have tile flowers in here. Giant.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
How did you put it in that bag?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
The like he like triple, not like I'm gonna have.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Now, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Whoa great? If I take it?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
How then am I getting this thing?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Well, that's not gonna fit in your ford bronco on top.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's massive, Wow, lion guys, after this rug? Okay okay, uh,
it's like a mink coat.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
It really is like a mink coat, very.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Soft, Okay, okay, yeah, I just put the half thing there.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Oh my god, how big isantial?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah? That doesn't even cover half a room though.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I don't know if that's gonna fit in my house.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Your house is that small? All right?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Whoa, she's the boot. I think the boot is? Is it?
Is it crazy? It's it's it's smooth, slick, It's.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Smooth and slick.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
But it's like, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You're not dying. I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Guys gonna walk. Watch how dramatic is gonna be so dramatic?
This doesn't count what guys just know?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
This is OJ putting the glove on.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Okay, you're an asshole. Look at this. Look at this.
You're moving yourself. You're moving yourself.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
If I do that, if I do that, then that's
why you can.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Please fall, please fall, please you're not so. You have
to see this video on YouTube. Look at this, dickhead, Yes,
you take it, Take it, you skuy
Guys, the Mooch has come to another another.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
She's hyped.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Do not ever claim that you are not the mooch again. Okay,
anything free you're gonna take. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
A lot of people are like that.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I don't know that that's true. Like there's I don't
want clutter in my house, so I'm gonna the same
offer was made to me and I said no, thank you.
So don't say a lot of people are like that,
because I don't think that's.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
The case situation, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We're gonna hear what Emily first is gonna try out
to see if she wants or not for free.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
It's for the podcast year, completely uncensored and unacting, filtered
except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Now it's crazy, So we know nothing about this. All
we know is that Sky is getting rid of something,
and if Sky is getting rid of something, it's going
to be pretty high quality.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
So apparently I got to hear the backstory of why
Sky is getting rid of a rug. Maybe I changed
my mind. It's got boo all over it can get
(01:33):
that out.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Stop It's not like that. So our house is all.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Tile, Italian marble, asshole. I think it's more thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Blew out men from Italy.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't think we did.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
All chile pons.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
What I'm just letting you off.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm just letting you.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Know I took a small town from Italy and put
it in my backyard.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's all cobbles do thank you. That's not a thing
for thousand years old.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Basically, I let my backyard looks like the.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
All I said is that my house is tyle, and
so clearly noot isn't that hardwood is great, love hardwood.
But our ceilings are all one.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
We chopped down redwood and.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That it's just how the house was built.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, and we have a swimming pool, so I don't
want wood floors because of the wet feet, is.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Time we have a living.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
A non tile is perfect.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
This place sounds incredible.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, shut up.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You wouldn't know. I've never had an invite.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
You have never had especially times we talked about it.
You think at one point she'd be like, Hey, do
you guys want to come over again?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Jamie, I've seen it before, I have.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You're right, I see it.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
And what's crazy too, is your daughters are kind.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Of friends moved together. My daughter's seen it, my daughter,
his sons. I've never been I'm the piece of ship.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We're working on it.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Guys, working on We're still waiting for that houseporing party.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I know.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I got to get the dogs under control of it.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Everything now it's the dogs.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Know it was it was doing this, Yeah, I'm doing this.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It was always finished.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
And then the chip in the backyard, that was for
any of that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I was waiting before any of that.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Okay, let's all focus tile tile. So in our bedroom
and in the living room, we have pretty substantial rugs.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What a ridiculous things we have substance.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I just mean they're big.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
We ever had a mile long road, that's what we have.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Smile age because version because.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Are so hard, and rugs are made out of human hair,
big rocks.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
We killed bears weekly and just no bears.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
There's no bears, there's no whatever. What there's just Amazon.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Rugs so substantial. So from the Amazon, Yeah, from dot
com it was.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
It wasn't Amazon dot com, it was the Amazon.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It was from the Amazon.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
We get the okay to killing danger.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Species dog web shit, Okay, shut up a rug.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
So we have these rugs, and some unfortunate stuff happened.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
To our living room rug.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Well there were in it or what who it was,
but I believe it was nugget who had a like
forty eight hour diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh god, you still want it?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
No, we're not there yet.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
So we did the whole rug doctor you know, that
whole thing, and it's still any time you would rug doctorate,
like the ship would still come up like colored, like
not clear, and I'm like, this is fucking gross, Like
no matter how much we clean this rug, it's just done.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So your first thought was, Emily.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No poor. But our first it was to order a
new rug.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
But because my husband is the man he is, he
can't just be happy with the rug we have and
we like and reorder a brand new one of those.
He has to overthink it, research it the rugs. Yeah,
the one we currently have is a little too dark.
I'd like a lighter gray, like I mean, like literally.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Nothing else going on. They're going to obsess on rugs, and.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
So he obsesses and then he finds what he thinks
is the perfect rug. Okay, so not so happy because
it's a third party seller on Amazon. But it's I mean,
it's like literally the only rug in the world that
fits his stupid criteria that he's now determined for.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Some reason about buying rugs.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Clearly everything, clearly everything.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
So he buys this really nice I'm assuming it's pretty.
It's not cheap because it's substantial. It's a it's a
bigger size, substantially, it's substantial. So he buys this rug.
It arrives and he's thrilled. He's like, oh, my gosh,
it's so soft. The color is perfect.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I think you know, I think, you know, so soft.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
What a great purchase. And so you put that bad
boy out.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Oh it looks beautiful, so substantial. And then all of
a sudden, because we have the tile floors, we normally
walk around the house and socks. Some sort of sock
situation going on, right, the hobby wears his normal socks.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I wear fluffy house socks. Always sucks.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
So first time go to step on that rug and socks,
realize that thing's like a fucking slip and slide. That
thing is so slippery. It socks really crazy, like crazy
slippery because it's so soft and like, I don't know,
like the texture of it.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
If I don't buy cashmere rug. Really stupid thing to do.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
So we kept it out, I want to say, for
like forty eight hours, to the point where my husband's like,
we're gonna broken bones. We're gonna like the tails. Someone's
gonna crack a tailbone on this. Okay, so that's ridiculous.
That's when he goes, Okay, this part, that's when he goes, Okay,
(08:22):
this isn't gonna work. We're gonna need to return this,
and let's just order one the same as we had before.
I have to fucking mention that a week anyway, So
let's let's just do that because we know that one's good. Okay, Great,
He's like, okay, so you know, I'll just put the
new rug in the garage, do the Amazon return whatever
(08:43):
I well.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
To take to put the rug in the garage. He's
got to find the right spot for it. He's got
to by the right walk to the garage.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, he's gonna package it up.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
He's yeah, gotta get the right tape to close the mob.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Throw it in there. Fuck.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
So that happens.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
And then that was probably four five months ago something
like that. And then it was last weekend or two
weekends ago when I was doing a big good Will
run with you know, stuff from my daughter's closet, whatever,
and my husband walks out with the rug and says.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
He's just naked, it's dripping, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
In a bag, and he's fully clothed, and he basically.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Says that guy's never clothing.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Kind of lagged on getting that return receipt thing, going, that's.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Your fucking mind, are you out of your whatever? Guy? Ridiculous?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
She doesn't get it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
And since it's a third party seller, they get so
many days to qualify for a return.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And we if you've been using it for five months,
nobody's gonna accept the rug.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Back, which we yeah, let's not go, which we haven't.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's right, but they don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
But they don't know that.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I guess they know it's a death trap.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Right, thank you.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
So I guess it was a thirty day return, so
I was going to take it to Goodwill with all
the other stuff I take. But then I was like,
this is a fucking expensive rug, Like we paid good
mass money for this rug, and I'm just I don't remember,
but I remember over under five hundred.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I was going to guess around five hundred.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's nothing to her. Did you hear about the.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay the house?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Was you have an indoor and outdoor pool.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It goes both ways.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
It's a river, it's a it's a lazy river. It's
in my backyard. So I think it was about that,
but I.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Don't really remember.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Your thought was if the rug muncher wants it.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I didn't know. I've never.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You're the mooch. But if you love rugs, you're a rug.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
No, that's me something mean something.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, so you brought it in?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Well, because I'm like, I have a feeling.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
If I tell Emily I just brought like a five
hundred dollars brand new rug to Goodwill, she'd be mad
and she'd be like.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Sky, I'd be living.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
So here's the deal with my house.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
We need a rug right now, because Tito, I don't
know how big this bad way small living.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
And also you have this ankle boot on this with
how slippery it is, are you worried you're going to
reinjure your death.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't believe her. There's no chance it's that slippery.
Why would somebody make a rug? I don't know, dude.
It's it's like more like a blanket. It's like we.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Have the rug. Okay, yeah, you want to put it
to the test. Absolutely well, I'm worried about your walking
boot though.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's fine, you need to be. It sucks though I'm
wearing socks.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I'm wearing socks. I'm wearing enough for the studio.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
It's well, no, you'd have to do it in half
or something quarters. It's so substantial. It's very and we
don't have tile flowers in here. Giant.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
How did you put it in that bag?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
The like he like triple, not like I'm gonna have.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Now, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Whoa great? If I take it?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
How then am I getting this thing?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Well, that's not gonna fit in your ford bronco on top.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's massive, Wow, lion guys, after this rug? Okay okay, uh,
it's like a mink coat.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
It really is like a mink coat, very.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Soft, Okay, okay, yeah, I just put the half thing there.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Oh my god, how big isantial?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah? That doesn't even cover half a room though.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I don't know if that's gonna fit in my house.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Your house is that small? All right?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Whoa, she's the boot. I think the boot is? Is it?
Is it crazy? It's it's it's smooth, slick, It's.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Smooth and slick.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
But it's like, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You're not dying. I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Guys gonna walk. Watch how dramatic is gonna be so dramatic?
This doesn't count what guys just know?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
This is OJ putting the glove on.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Okay, you're an asshole. Look at this. Look at this.
You're moving yourself. You're moving yourself.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
If I do that, if I do that, then that's
why you can.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Please fall, please fall, please you're not so. You have
to see this video on YouTube. Look at this, dickhead, Yes,
you take it, Take it, you skuy
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