October 6, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, things get pretty heated when Emily, otherwise known as "The Mooch," gets extremely upset with Sky when she learns about an offer that was made without her in the room...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
When will you learn scy you are the worst.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm not the worst.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
You are the worst.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I am not the worst.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
In well, most regards, but in this particular regard, you
are always the centerpiece? Are you not? Am I said?
What am I saying? That's wrong?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I thought I figured this out?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Are you fucking out of your mind? You did I
not foresee this coming?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Did you not? Do you not remember Friday? Like I
nailed it on Friday?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Remember Friday?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
The remember I nailed it with I thought I nailed
it on Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, not really. You didn't offer it to anybody. You
just offered it to one person.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I offered it to the room that.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Okay, I don't know if you did.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I don't. I know you didn't. You said you brought
it into Emily because you knew that Emily, Uh, you know,
would be mad if you donated it, because she's the movie. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I wouldn't want it because, like we said on Friday,
it's so slippery.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I didn't want to.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I didn't want to break my leg.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Off.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You offered it to one person, which is what you
do all the time, which is what gets you in trouble,
which is what happened again, this morning.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
It's time for the podcast find a completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, speaking of somebody did ask me over the weekend? Yeah,
did Emily really take Sky's rug? What do you think? Oh? Yeah,
I mean that's not a bit. She has the rug
at her house right now as the.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Coach for no reason.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
The what do you call it?
Speaker 7 (01:44):
It called I don't want somebody to go to waste
that I could use. I don't have a rug in
my living room right now.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Anything for you, you'll take You're the mooch.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Not anything, pretty much.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
My neighbor Jen and Shei Kim had stuff in their
driveway yesterday. Did I walk over and take a look
see at it?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I did?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
But did you not take?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Because there was chili all over it and everything?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah, there's so much there.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Wasn't Yeah, Friday, when she got home, she immediately sent
me a thank you with a picture of the rug
thoroughly being enjoyed by my little Tito.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
He loved it, he uh, he love Did he slip
right off of it?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
He actually didn't slip right off huh. We did have
a little bit of an issue though a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Later in the day.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Did you slip and fall with that?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Nobody slipped in changing in the living room. He didn't.
Reid did have a little bit of a close call,
but he was fine. He was able to let us. Well,
he was moving like an idiot, you know, he was.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
He's clumsy, he's like that weird age or so. He
was turning the corner too quick, and so he did
he did.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Did he fly through the window like was acting?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
No, seriously, nothing, he's crazy, bro, He didn't My sweet
dog Tito though he's almost seventeen years old.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Whoa, And you're so lucky dog Oscar to this.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, that's like a world like seventeen.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Not a small dog is supposed to live that long.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Sixteen.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh they are yeah, Oh I thought like one was
a wrecked or something.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Well, and fucking Oscar died at twelve. Okay, thanks god?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay, can you old.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Weird so fast?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Sorry? I didn't mean you, guys, what happened?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
You guys know, she just said how old her dog was.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Very old.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
He's very nothing to do with your dog.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You can't really see.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
He's got some body issues lately, and so he took.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Is it a lot of ship or piss or is
it both? It's both, okay, but.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
A lot a lot more frequently it's p frequently. We're
looking into some different options here. But he went, he
went adjacent to the new rug.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You already pissed on the new rug.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It seeped a little bit and got on the side.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh no, did it slip right off?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It did slip right off.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It did slip right off.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You already ruined the rug.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
No, I cleaned it. It was It was completely golow.
It wasn't like in the center the rug.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
I cleaned it, but we had to fold that bad
boy up, put it in the garage because we're gonna
wait till Tito is no longer with us.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's a death rug.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Now, Oh my god, almost killed.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I took out your whole family.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Do you think Tito knew was Sky's rugg going?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, this smells of sky. You're lucky. I've got a
douce on deck.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Dogs sat for him, and I gave him a beautiful rug.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I think we know that guy's been in your house.
He's like, I'm over that voice, or he just immediately
thought of that voice and just went. It's scared.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
It's just scared.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Half the San Diego does.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, that was my dog Wilson get scared in peace.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
So we had the rug situation on Friday, which you
shouldn't have brought up, Sky because you didn't offer it
to the room. You offered it to one person and
one person only.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I guess you're I guess you're locked, righted. My intent
bringing it in was to see if anybody needed a rug,
but it definitely became Emily.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You got one person that if you offer something to
she won't take it.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
It doesn't matter what it is. Yeah, that's true, Hamile,
do you want these used panties?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
She's that.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Goodwill?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
That's chriss. But you have been through many situations where
you have something. It's always Scott has something, and you
don't offer it to everyone. You just give it to
one person, or you share with other people and not everyone.
It's been a thing. Don't make me bring up the
big cookie. I don't don't make me do it. Don't
(05:48):
make me, Okay, it's a really sad so sharing and
giving away things, it just doesn't happen on the show.
It doesn't ever happen correctly. Guy is really the queen
of this, so she should know in her head like this,
I can't do what she did this morning. It was
not smart.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
But in my defense, I feel there are certain things
that are tailored to certain people.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Also in her defense, she's kind of.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
An oh oh, I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Okay, thank you, but with me too, right.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
No, yes, but no that being said, yes, with the
history of what has happened, you at least have to
make the offer and then it just goes. It's gonna
go in the way that it is intended. But if
you don't make the offer, then ship's gonna hit the fan,
which is what happened. You can't argue against it. It's
(06:45):
what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
It's so fucking exhausting. If we all know what the hand,
if we go with the end results, let's just go
to the fucking end result. Why do we got to
do this little song of bear? Here's my fucking top hat, Like,
can't we just do what we know is gonna be.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
The end result? I know you want to slap her,
Just do.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
It big time.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I want to slap you right now, okay, really, so
slap you with my rug. I don't know Okay, I
to point out that I gave her a nice rug.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Well, there was another thing that the mo you're telling
me you didn't think the mooch wanted a piece of this.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I fully thought that the mood would be like, I
get why she did, why she.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Did, like probably does get what you did, what you did,
but you want to do what is it? What is it?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
So?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I don't know why I let the boo do anything.
My husband, he he's got a fucking problem with the
kind of pancake mix we like, and it's been an issue.
My daughter loves the Pearl Mills, which used to be then.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Milling.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I don't even know. I just call it the old
anche of my muff because that's what he whoa, that's.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
What it used to be.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's now pearl.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
You were woke?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
What just happened?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I am woke? But it's the same exactly, Okay at
the red box one.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I like Pearl Milling Pearl. Why is that sofficult for you?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I thought it was a terrible name. That could be
more different.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, so that's our think.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
They wanted that I would just call it Jemima.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I mean, that's the bad part.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
So, so this has always been our pancake mix. My
daughter loves making pancakes. My daughter eats very few things.
Well what I was say, my daughter eats very few
things on this planet. So if there's something she like
actually eats, yeah, she's the worst picky eater.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Syrup, yes, okay, if she ate those things dry, I
like her, mama, very light like, like it's a it's
a quick, little dry Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Okay, you're the opposite end though, yeah, wild you can
barely see.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That's gross. It's like a pancake soup.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So my husband's been trying to force this Trader Joe's
pancake mix on us for the last two years. And
does he really.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Care that much? Like? Can you taste the difference that much?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
As grown man?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And if your daughter, who doesn't eat much, likes one
certain thing, why won't you just.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Think like the Trader Joe's want is healthier.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No, it's because he goes to Trader Joe's once a week.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Do you have pancakes every weekend?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Most weekends?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Oh my god, a lot off once in a while.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, occasionally, isn't French toast?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
She can't.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
It's always pants.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
No, French dust.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Well no, I'm just saying so. My daughter again eats
very few things.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Pancakes, doesn't like French toast.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
She likes pancakes and waffles, but not French toasts.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
No, why it's still bread.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You not like certain things.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
But it's not like it's that crazy different. It's like
a crazy it is.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
It has like that egg coating.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
On the outside.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, it's a little different. I don't I feel like
pancakes and waffles are closer than French toast is to
any of that. But any even though my husband knows,
he refuses because he's already at Trader Joe's, so he'll
just keep trying to buy us the trader Ship. And
then finally I had to like literally be like enough, okay,
like your you keep buying Trader Joe's that just sit
(10:15):
in our pantry and we do nothing with them because
she doesn't like them. So can you.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Please a difference? Is it that drastic?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah? Oh yeah, the Trader Joe's one. I think it's good,
but it has a little i don't know what, like
a tiny bit of vanilla vibe or something like there's
a vibe to it. I think it's delicious, but again,
my daughter isn't having it, and I want to beat you.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
If you took the Trader Joe's mix and put it
in a bag of the pearl mining milling, your daughter
would never.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Know the difference.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
We made them without telling her, and she knew the difference.
She's like, why do these taste weird?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Weird?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's what she said.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I don't know, so anyway, I doubt I bet you
they were playing to coy like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
So it's always pearl mining.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
We don't know, and so given it.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
So the hobby finally gives in and hears me tell him, like,
enough with your Trader Joe's stuff. It's just going to waste.
Please stop buying that. And he's like, Okay, I'm not
planning on going to Hans or else or Albert since
he goes, but I'll just order it on Amazon. Cool whatever.
As long as he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Have a job, can swing by the store.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
No, it's not on his to do list, you guys,
So he's just gonna order it on Amazon. Cool whatever,
don't care, as long as it's in the house for
the weekend when we want to make pancakes.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
So he got it.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
So he orders it up and then it arrives and
immediately I know we got a problem because first of all,
it arrives in a bag, and it's always in a
box at the store. So I'm like, already weird and
out why is it in a bag? And I'm like, oh,
maybe they have different packaging. But then massive on the front,
I see where it says protein pancakes.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
That's where it's at bab and we know he's got
with his peepers.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
So I so I try it again. I try the
Trader Joe scam again. Because my daughter had homecoming the
night before, so she was kind of tired. Yeah, definitely,
So she was tired. So instead of normally making the
pancakes like she does, I was like, oh, I'll make breakfast,
you know, I'll get breakfast ready. Aka, I'm trying to
sneak these protein pancakes in without her knowing make them.
(12:26):
And I go, oh, this is this isn't gonna work
because they look different, the consistency is different, the color
is different.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
No, they're like brown brown.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
And then I've never had a protein pancake.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And then they smell different, like you know when Thor
heats up his like protein waffles, how it has that
like sweet smell almost. Yeah, it has that smell, which
isn't the normal pancake smell. It has that smell. And
so immediately she knows they're not she tries a bike
fucking going over.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So that was she could never order pancakes at like
a restaurant because they're different than pancakes at home.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
No, she can't because they're buttermilk pancakes.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
They might not be made with the pearl minor men.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, she's had them at like broken yolk and they've
been fine.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
This is all just it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So anyway, we hate the protein pancakes. So immediately I
got this bag of protein pancake mix and I go.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Oh, buttermilk.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
By the way, they are buttermilk.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Oh yeah, And so I say, okay, Well, I immediately
know who this is going to. The guy, the gym rat,
the steroid master, the guy who brings protein waffles and
pancakes to work regularly and enjoys them. I figure he
(13:48):
is the perfect candidate for my protein pancake mix. And
I didn't think anyone would blink. I didn't think anyone
would have a problem with it. And as soon as
miss Thing saw that question, where did that come from?
Why do you have that?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (14:08):
I saw the handoff happen through my glass sky for
your glass by the glass and another studio back here
when I saw the handoff happen, and that's when when
I what the.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Idiot to find out what was going on in here.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
And when you found out their protein pancakes, you didn't
see what I'm doing here.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I would absolutely love to try out some prot how
about that.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
My son is needs protein and I need to make
sure that he's getting this protein in. I've been trying
to buy protein bars and sneak protein in where I can.
He does a protein shake for breakfast sometimes. Wow, I
would love to try the Pearl Milling pancakes free. Yes, absolutely,
that's not the Moons because I wanted my fair shot
at this.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Okay, I think I should have been operated door wants
it to I wanted.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Eddie, did you want to on it?
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Jamie doesn't count, and I feel like we should have
drawn out of a hat something like that.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
So I think that's so crasy.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
First of all, I eat protein pancakes all the time.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
That's number one. Number two U Pearl Milling that she
sent me, that she gave me.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I don't know if they're going to be as good
as the Kodiac pancakes that I can Kodiak Man is
known as the protein style, but this has way more
sugar in it than Kodiac does.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
That's interesting.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
CoDIAK only seven.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Good or bad bad?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
I want to know all that sugar, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Number two.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Number two Emily always mocks the fact that I eat
protein pants.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yes, and I think you're better than everything.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I don't think I'm better than you.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
It's just protein is good for you to have rather
than just straight carbs and sugar. Having some healthy nutrition
in there is good. So that's number three.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Number four.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Number four Emily gets ninety nine percent of everything that
gets brought in. So if one person wants something, you
could sit this one out.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Sweetheart.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
What I do, because maybe I wouldn't have even taken it.
I just would have liked to have had the offer.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I mean on the heels of the rug though. I
find this wild, like I would get it if I
hadn't gon to do something forever. But I just gave
you a massive rug on Friday, and now you're going
to fight over seventy cents.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
For a pancake mix more way, more than my body.
Why would you do that
When will you learn scy you are the worst.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm not the worst.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
You are the worst.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I am not the worst.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
In well, most regards, but in this particular regard, you
are always the centerpiece? Are you not? Am I said?
What am I saying? That's wrong?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I thought I figured this out?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Are you fucking out of your mind? You did I
not foresee this coming?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Did you not? Do you not remember Friday? Like I
nailed it on Friday?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Remember Friday?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
The remember I nailed it with I thought I nailed
it on Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, not really. You didn't offer it to anybody. You
just offered it to one person.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I offered it to the room that.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Okay, I don't know if you did.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I don't. I know you didn't. You said you brought
it into Emily because you knew that Emily, Uh, you know,
would be mad if you donated it, because she's the movie. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I wouldn't want it because, like we said on Friday,
it's so slippery.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I didn't want to.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I didn't want to break my leg.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Off.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You offered it to one person, which is what you
do all the time, which is what gets you in trouble,
which is what happened again, this morning.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
It's time for the podcast find a completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, speaking of somebody did ask me over the weekend? Yeah,
did Emily really take Sky's rug? What do you think? Oh? Yeah,
I mean that's not a bit. She has the rug
at her house right now as the.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Coach for no reason.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
The what do you call it?
Speaker 7 (01:44):
It called I don't want somebody to go to waste
that I could use. I don't have a rug in
my living room right now.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Anything for you, you'll take You're the mooch.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Not anything, pretty much.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
My neighbor Jen and Shei Kim had stuff in their
driveway yesterday. Did I walk over and take a look
see at it?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I did?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
But did you not take?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Because there was chili all over it and everything?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah, there's so much there.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Wasn't Yeah, Friday, when she got home, she immediately sent
me a thank you with a picture of the rug
thoroughly being enjoyed by my little Tito.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
He loved it, he uh, he love Did he slip
right off of it?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
He actually didn't slip right off huh. We did have
a little bit of an issue though a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Later in the day.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Did you slip and fall with that?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Nobody slipped in changing in the living room. He didn't.
Reid did have a little bit of a close call,
but he was fine. He was able to let us. Well,
he was moving like an idiot, you know, he was.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
He's clumsy, he's like that weird age or so. He
was turning the corner too quick, and so he did
he did.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Did he fly through the window like was acting?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
No, seriously, nothing, he's crazy, bro, He didn't My sweet
dog Tito though he's almost seventeen years old.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Whoa, And you're so lucky dog Oscar to this.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, that's like a world like seventeen.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Not a small dog is supposed to live that long.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Sixteen.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh they are yeah, Oh I thought like one was
a wrecked or something.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Well, and fucking Oscar died at twelve. Okay, thanks god?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay, can you old.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Weird so fast?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Sorry? I didn't mean you, guys, what happened?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
You guys know, she just said how old her dog was.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Very old.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
He's very nothing to do with your dog.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You can't really see.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
He's got some body issues lately, and so he took.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Is it a lot of ship or piss or is
it both? It's both, okay, but.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
A lot a lot more frequently it's p frequently. We're
looking into some different options here. But he went, he
went adjacent to the new rug.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You already pissed on the new rug.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It seeped a little bit and got on the side.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh no, did it slip right off?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It did slip right off.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It did slip right off.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You already ruined the rug.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
No, I cleaned it. It was It was completely golow.
It wasn't like in the center the rug.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
I cleaned it, but we had to fold that bad
boy up, put it in the garage because we're gonna
wait till Tito is no longer with us.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's a death rug.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Now, Oh my god, almost killed.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I took out your whole family.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Do you think Tito knew was Sky's rugg going?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, this smells of sky. You're lucky. I've got a
douce on deck.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Dogs sat for him, and I gave him a beautiful rug.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I think we know that guy's been in your house.
He's like, I'm over that voice, or he just immediately
thought of that voice and just went. It's scared.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
It's just scared.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Half the San Diego does.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, that was my dog Wilson get scared in peace.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
So we had the rug situation on Friday, which you
shouldn't have brought up, Sky because you didn't offer it
to the room. You offered it to one person and
one person only.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I guess you're I guess you're locked, righted. My intent
bringing it in was to see if anybody needed a rug,
but it definitely became Emily.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You got one person that if you offer something to
she won't take it.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
It doesn't matter what it is. Yeah, that's true, Hamile,
do you want these used panties?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
She's that.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Goodwill?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
That's chriss. But you have been through many situations where
you have something. It's always Scott has something, and you
don't offer it to everyone. You just give it to
one person, or you share with other people and not everyone.
It's been a thing. Don't make me bring up the
big cookie. I don't don't make me do it. Don't
(05:48):
make me, Okay, it's a really sad so sharing and
giving away things, it just doesn't happen on the show.
It doesn't ever happen correctly. Guy is really the queen
of this, so she should know in her head like this,
I can't do what she did this morning. It was
not smart.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
But in my defense, I feel there are certain things
that are tailored to certain people.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Also in her defense, she's kind of.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
An oh oh, I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Okay, thank you, but with me too, right.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
No, yes, but no that being said, yes, with the
history of what has happened, you at least have to
make the offer and then it just goes. It's gonna
go in the way that it is intended. But if
you don't make the offer, then ship's gonna hit the fan,
which is what happened. You can't argue against it. It's
(06:45):
what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
It's so fucking exhausting. If we all know what the hand,
if we go with the end results, let's just go
to the fucking end result. Why do we got to
do this little song of bear? Here's my fucking top hat, Like,
can't we just do what we know is gonna be.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
The end result? I know you want to slap her,
Just do.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
It big time.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I want to slap you right now, okay, really, so
slap you with my rug. I don't know Okay, I
to point out that I gave her a nice rug.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Well, there was another thing that the mo you're telling
me you didn't think the mooch wanted a piece of this.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I fully thought that the mood would be like, I
get why she did, why she.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Did, like probably does get what you did, what you did,
but you want to do what is it? What is it?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
So?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I don't know why I let the boo do anything.
My husband, he he's got a fucking problem with the
kind of pancake mix we like, and it's been an issue.
My daughter loves the Pearl Mills, which used to be then.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Milling.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I don't even know. I just call it the old
anche of my muff because that's what he whoa, that's.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
What it used to be.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's now pearl.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
You were woke?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
What just happened?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I am woke? But it's the same exactly, Okay at
the red box one.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I like Pearl Milling Pearl. Why is that sofficult for you?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I thought it was a terrible name. That could be
more different.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, so that's our think.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
They wanted that I would just call it Jemima.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I mean, that's the bad part.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
So, so this has always been our pancake mix. My
daughter loves making pancakes. My daughter eats very few things.
Well what I was say, my daughter eats very few
things on this planet. So if there's something she like
actually eats, yeah, she's the worst picky eater.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Syrup, yes, okay, if she ate those things dry, I
like her, mama, very light like, like it's a it's
a quick, little dry Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Okay, you're the opposite end though, yeah, wild you can
barely see.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That's gross. It's like a pancake soup.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So my husband's been trying to force this Trader Joe's
pancake mix on us for the last two years. And
does he really.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Care that much? Like? Can you taste the difference that much?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
As grown man?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And if your daughter, who doesn't eat much, likes one
certain thing, why won't you just.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Think like the Trader Joe's want is healthier.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No, it's because he goes to Trader Joe's once a week.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Do you have pancakes every weekend?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Most weekends?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Oh my god, a lot off once in a while.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, occasionally, isn't French toast?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
She can't.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
It's always pants.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
No, French dust.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Well no, I'm just saying so. My daughter again eats
very few things.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Pancakes, doesn't like French toast.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
She likes pancakes and waffles, but not French toasts.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
No, why it's still bread.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You not like certain things.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
But it's not like it's that crazy different. It's like
a crazy it is.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
It has like that egg coating.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
On the outside.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, it's a little different. I don't I feel like
pancakes and waffles are closer than French toast is to
any of that. But any even though my husband knows,
he refuses because he's already at Trader Joe's, so he'll
just keep trying to buy us the trader Ship. And
then finally I had to like literally be like enough, okay,
like your you keep buying Trader Joe's that just sit
(10:15):
in our pantry and we do nothing with them because
she doesn't like them. So can you.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Please a difference? Is it that drastic?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah? Oh yeah, the Trader Joe's one. I think it's good,
but it has a little i don't know what, like
a tiny bit of vanilla vibe or something like there's
a vibe to it. I think it's delicious, but again,
my daughter isn't having it, and I want to beat you.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
If you took the Trader Joe's mix and put it
in a bag of the pearl mining milling, your daughter
would never.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Know the difference.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
We made them without telling her, and she knew the difference.
She's like, why do these taste weird?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Weird?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's what she said.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I don't know, so anyway, I doubt I bet you
they were playing to coy like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
So it's always pearl mining.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
We don't know, and so given it.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
So the hobby finally gives in and hears me tell him, like,
enough with your Trader Joe's stuff. It's just going to waste.
Please stop buying that. And he's like, Okay, I'm not
planning on going to Hans or else or Albert since
he goes, but I'll just order it on Amazon. Cool whatever.
As long as he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Have a job, can swing by the store.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
No, it's not on his to do list, you guys,
So he's just gonna order it on Amazon. Cool whatever,
don't care, as long as it's in the house for
the weekend when we want to make pancakes.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
So he got it.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
So he orders it up and then it arrives and
immediately I know we got a problem because first of all,
it arrives in a bag, and it's always in a
box at the store. So I'm like, already weird and
out why is it in a bag? And I'm like, oh,
maybe they have different packaging. But then massive on the front,
I see where it says protein pancakes.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
That's where it's at bab and we know he's got
with his peepers.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
So I so I try it again. I try the
Trader Joe scam again. Because my daughter had homecoming the
night before, so she was kind of tired. Yeah, definitely,
So she was tired. So instead of normally making the
pancakes like she does, I was like, oh, I'll make breakfast,
you know, I'll get breakfast ready. Aka, I'm trying to
sneak these protein pancakes in without her knowing make them.
(12:26):
And I go, oh, this is this isn't gonna work
because they look different, the consistency is different, the color
is different.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
No, they're like brown brown.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
And then I've never had a protein pancake.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And then they smell different, like you know when Thor
heats up his like protein waffles, how it has that
like sweet smell almost. Yeah, it has that smell, which
isn't the normal pancake smell. It has that smell. And
so immediately she knows they're not she tries a bike
fucking going over.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So that was she could never order pancakes at like
a restaurant because they're different than pancakes at home.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
No, she can't because they're buttermilk pancakes.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
They might not be made with the pearl minor men.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, she's had them at like broken yolk and they've
been fine.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
This is all just it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So anyway, we hate the protein pancakes. So immediately I
got this bag of protein pancake mix and I go.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Oh, buttermilk.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
By the way, they are buttermilk.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Oh yeah, And so I say, okay, Well, I immediately
know who this is going to. The guy, the gym rat,
the steroid master, the guy who brings protein waffles and
pancakes to work regularly and enjoys them. I figure he
(13:48):
is the perfect candidate for my protein pancake mix. And
I didn't think anyone would blink. I didn't think anyone
would have a problem with it. And as soon as
miss Thing saw that question, where did that come from?
Why do you have that?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (14:08):
I saw the handoff happen through my glass sky for
your glass by the glass and another studio back here
when I saw the handoff happen, and that's when when
I what the.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Idiot to find out what was going on in here.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
And when you found out their protein pancakes, you didn't
see what I'm doing here.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I would absolutely love to try out some prot how
about that.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
My son is needs protein and I need to make
sure that he's getting this protein in. I've been trying
to buy protein bars and sneak protein in where I can.
He does a protein shake for breakfast sometimes. Wow, I
would love to try the Pearl Milling pancakes free. Yes, absolutely,
that's not the Moons because I wanted my fair shot
at this.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Okay, I think I should have been operated door wants
it to I wanted.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Eddie, did you want to on it?
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Jamie doesn't count, and I feel like we should have
drawn out of a hat something like that.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
So I think that's so crasy.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
First of all, I eat protein pancakes all the time.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
That's number one. Number two U Pearl Milling that she
sent me, that she gave me.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I don't know if they're going to be as good
as the Kodiac pancakes that I can Kodiak Man is
known as the protein style, but this has way more
sugar in it than Kodiac does.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
That's interesting.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
CoDIAK only seven.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Good or bad bad?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
I want to know all that sugar, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Number two.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Number two Emily always mocks the fact that I eat
protein pants.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yes, and I think you're better than everything.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I don't think I'm better than you.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
It's just protein is good for you to have rather
than just straight carbs and sugar. Having some healthy nutrition
in there is good. So that's number three.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Number four.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Number four Emily gets ninety nine percent of everything that
gets brought in. So if one person wants something, you
could sit this one out.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Sweetheart.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
What I do, because maybe I wouldn't have even taken it.
I just would have liked to have had the offer.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I mean on the heels of the rug though. I
find this wild, like I would get it if I
hadn't gon to do something forever. But I just gave
you a massive rug on Friday, and now you're going
to fight over seventy cents.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
For a pancake mix more way, more than my body.
Why would you do that
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