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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, we had the wonderful story this morning of Sky.
You know it is what it is, Sky in Oregon.
She owns a house in Oregon, wants to buy another one. Well,
I don't know. They're out of they're out of control.
They're out of control. Well, the story gets even worse
(00:21):
because Sky mentioned something kind of off the cuff when
she was telling us the story this morning, and we
blew past it because it was like it didn't make
any sense. Well, now it makes sense when we find
out what's going on with her tenant and their cat.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's time for the one podcast a.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now, Hey, you're a real creep. You're a real creep.
Listen what you have to understand. What you're doing is
really wrong, not ideal. Listen, what you're doing is really wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Okay, if the shoe were on the other foot and
somebody was doing this to you, would you be cool
with it? No, you wouldn't. Don't do not say, do
not say, don't say like you're thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
This is so different from it don't matter you don't.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Nobody wants somebody spying on them, Sky, and that's what
you're doing. So this morning we heard the story. Oh boy,
I can't even repeat it. It's like Sky, they own
this house in Oregon. Great, good for you. Okay, nobody
understands it. But whatever guy says this is, this is
their slice of heaven.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It is.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't know, but whatever, Okay, Okay, that's great. You
love Oregon, I do great. So there is a lot
of and this guy was there saying, oh, maybe we
might buy it and build a house there on top
of this other house that they already own, so they
don't two houses in Oregon. I don't fucking get it. Whatever, Okay,
this is now they are. You just gotta let them
(02:12):
be and you have to accept it. That's the hardest
thing that I don't feel your acceptance. It's hard. No,
don't get me wrong.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
You have a higher You're not there yet, you have
a higher level of it because you've been dealing with
it for years.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And that's hard.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
You guys so much that I love organ Well, they.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Are crazy things that you're talking about and and they're
not in your mind. But when the rest of the
world hears it, there's always like, what the fuck. So
it's not I can't support crazy, but I can. I
can accept it. I can accept it. And so that's
I'm not there yet. You have to understand when you
drop these crazy bombshells on us, I know in your mind,
(02:51):
nobody crazy thinks they're crazy. That's the that's the hard
and so we have to just be like, all right, fuck,
all right, hey, listen, and then try to convince them
or explain to them why it's crazy. It's just gonna
be even make you even crazier. So whatever you're gonna do,
whatever you're gonna want, I don't care. It doesn't affect
me one bit. So go go for it own all
of Oregon. I don't I don't give a fuck. I
(03:13):
don't give it. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Just Portland right now, Right guys, it's a little tricky.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's a little tricky. Uh So they're thinking about this,
and we were talking about right now. Sky has a
tenant in their Oregon home and she randomly, out of
the blue goes they have a cat. It was like
she had tourettes.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Because I said, you have tenants right now, and she goes, yeah,
they have a cat.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You're like, what the hell did that happen? What did
that have to do with anything you are talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Asking nothing at all.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
It was so weird and out of the blue, and
we're just like why did she say that? That was
so bizarre? But I don't care that they have a cat.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
And even after it came out of my mouth, I'm like,
that was a weird thing.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
To make Well, you got like weirdly excited about it too, Like,
first of all, like I would, I'd be pis if
my tenant had a pet. I don't want to deal
with that, like you know and whatever. But if they
have a cat, fine.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Their pet rent, don't worry the thing. I didn't know
that was a thing. Okay, they charged pet rent you.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So that was it, And not really much thought went
into it after that. I just thought Sky's a bizarre
person shout it out there to have a cat, and like, okay,
well there's more to the story. Turns out there is
more to this story, and it turns out Sky is
a creep because of this cat.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Here's the thing. Over the last I don't know two years,
I have become like obsessed with animal and ocean videos
on social media, Like you'll go to people's social media feeds,
and you know, I'm assuming if I go to Emily's,
I'm gonna see like a lot of you know, cooking stuff.
I assume if I go to your guys, you know,
(04:54):
social media, there's probably gonna be a lot of sports
stuff populating. For me, it's all about animal videos right now,
Like I can't get enough. I'll watch like literally a
twenty five minute long video of somebody rescuing dogs from
the shelter, Like I can't get enough. And so when
I had heard that the new tenants were going to
(05:15):
have a cat, I was like, okay, you know, honestly,
my first concerns because it's an older cat, of like, okay, well,
as long as they're paying the extra money deposit, I
don't even.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Hard to get that cats spray out of the house exactly.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I'm like, I don't need that. But as long as
they're taking care of business, I guess we're fine. And
I didn't think anything of it. Well, uh, at the
house in Oregon, we have a ring doorbell camera. There
was a whole system with cameras inside the house, sideyards, backyards,
Like these people who own the house before us, They
like clearly had security issues, so we knew we'd be
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renting the house and nobody wants to rent a house
with a camera in your living room. So we removed
all the cameras from the property except for the front
ring doorbell, which only see the uh front. There's a
front little deck and then the front door, and that's
pretty much all.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Its seems, what do you need that for?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
It was already there and it has a chime on
the inside of the house, so it's legit a doorbell.
So we would have to connect a new doorbell, like
completely rip that out, connect a new one to get
rid of it. And then on top of it, if
we were to shut down the camera part when we
aren't there, if like a delivery were to come or something,
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a neighbor were to come over, like we could communicate
with them through the ring doorbell.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
But you have property managers to manage your property. You
shouldn't be involved in this at all.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yeah, they don't really do that. It's kind of.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Because if you have a delivery, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Right?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Well, I would call the property management company by like,
can you guys next time in you're in the area,
or i'd reach out to a neighbor, could you grab that.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
What otherwise alone? Then they start talking to the neighbor
that she hates in in La Jolla, the one that
just wants to sit with his grandkids, and they have
like a little group.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I don't think they have a support group.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I don't think that's the thing. They say this prayer.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I don't think that's true. So yeah, so I don't
remember what I was saying. Oh, that's why we left
the camera there, because we were like, well, just in
case we don't you know, we can keep an eye
through this one camera. So that was the plan. And
then all of a sudden, we have these last tenants,
which were fine, and once they checked in, once I
(07:41):
kind of saw on my phone like, oh they've arrived.
They found the key because the key's in a lock box,
they made it in the house. Okay, cool, I'm I'm
done checking that camera till.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You shouldn't have even had to do that. This is
what I'm talking about. You can't seem to understand like
you're supposed to be involved in any of that stuff
if you have a property management company, right, but if.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
You have a property management company, who goes there themselves
and forgets the lock box code and is standing there
them Oh, totally, it's.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Totally and they did you waiting to see if your
tens arrive is insane.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I think I'm kind of living in fear because I
don't trust the property management company the.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Way I think you would do this even if they
were on top of it.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Maybe because when the lady showed up, she couldn't find
the lock box for like forty five minutes and yeah,
and so finally I told her through the ring cam,
like because she kept ringing the bell hoping someone could
help her. So I said, oh, you have to open
the screen door and then it's actually attached to the
front door handle behind it. I don't know why she
(08:43):
didn't check the door, like she's literally looking under planters
and like, but whatever. So once they're in the house,
I'm like, okay, I'm I done. Ah. Yes, but I
saw them enter the house with the cat, and this
cat is adorable, like a big, fat orange cat. Oh
I love fat cats. So I'm like, oh, that cat
(09:05):
is super cute. Whatever, don't think about it. And the
front door cam doesn't go off very much because most
people enter Nexit the house through the garage, use the
garage door opener. The camera doesn't pick up the garage,
so normally it's like radio silent. But it was one
day and it was like, over and over and over again,
it kept going off, and I'm like, is something wrong?
(09:25):
What's going on? So I decided to check, and that's
when I saw the cutest thing I've ever seen, well
not ever, but I thought it was really cute in
the moment. This older couple, this like fat old cat.
It seems like it's their baby, and they will take
it out on the front little deck right by the
camera every single morning and play with it, and it's
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so cute. They have like the little wand with the
string with the little ball on it and all these
little toys, and this fat cat's live in its best life.
And I loved watching it, and so I started watch
their morning play date almost every day, just watching them
have a cup of coffee out there, the cats rolling
(10:09):
around in the sun, play with some like fake mice
and stuff. And I just thought it was the cutest
thing ever. And my husband noticed, and that is when
he pointed out what Eddie said at the beginning of this,
that that's creepy and weird and an invasion of privacy
one million.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Where was it again in the house. It's not in that, no,
I know, but where we're part.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
So right outside the front door, Like literally, if this
is the door, it would.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Be why they play with the cat outside?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
There's a porch.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, there's like a little old don't you have a
backyard too.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Yeah, there's a backyard, but I guess because the deck
is a little elevated and it's kind of like closed in.
Maybe the old cat like that.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No, it's really weird that you do that.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
So so I started doing that, and I'm like, well,
they're in the front yard. This is a public area.
Every neighbor can see, they know the camera is there.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
The double fucking standard.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I can't believe that she, out of all people, just
said it's a public it's a public area.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I can't. It's it's it's there, it's your front porch.
It's not really a po okay, the middle park. It's
just like being in Balbo Park.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Us to make this the comparison like it's my bedroom
or a public restroom where I have of being filmed.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
So then let me have access to your front door.
Ring cam and I'll watch it whenever I want.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
But I I go out front in my underwear.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
How do you know they don't because my neighbors could.
I've walked out in just my underwear on the side
of my house. Why box of briefs?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I feel like, you know what I mean, like cares
people were short tired than boxing reefs sometimes.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
But you know what I'm saying. Well, so here's the
thing about that's just so wild.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
He tells me all that, and I go, okay, even
though these are my cute o pet videos. I I
can see what you're sing and then all of a sudden,
the alert stop and I'm like, what the hell? And
then I told him and I said, I said, you
know what the weirdest thing is after you mentioned it
(12:19):
to me, Like the alert stopped, So I don't think
they're playing with their cat anymore. Like, what's what's going on?
He goes, no, they probably are. He's like, I didn't
trust you. I went into your phone and turned all
the alerts off for the front door camera.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Good for him.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
I can't believe he did.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
He is their stand up for himself.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
He knew that I would still want to see the
cat playing on the front porch every morning, and so
he went in there and restricted my access to the mimera,
which makes me feel even creepier, you know what I mean.
It's like a pervert. You can't trust, you know, around
the hot.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Chick or Yeah, you're the pervert.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
You're the perfect you. You one hundred percent you want
to see that cat. I know, I know, I know,
break it down, Emily, Obviously you still want to see
what the fuck's going on in that front port one
hundred You have to, you have to.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
It wasn't there. I would know that you're using a spot.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Justified it into the cat's escape.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Good right, you're you're a million percent correct.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Emially, I did not do this to the previous people
because they didn't have a cat, because so you couldn't
all lie straight to your face.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Okay, that's not cool.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, you're a giant creep. You're you're a spy and
you can't be trusted. And your husband was right. He
finally did the right thing.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, I'm sad.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh dude, you got issues.