October 13, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about his pregnant wife and how she is ready for the baby to come out already and the lengths she is taking to get it out
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've been trying to tell this guy. Guys not listening,
that's fine, It's fine if he wants it to be
a special surprise when this baby is gonna come. But
Thor is fighting it for some reason. I don't really
get it. Well, his wife, his mother in law, me
(00:21):
are all trying to tell him this baby can come
any minute, any second, this baby is on its way.
Well now it looks like his wife, Haley is forcing
the issue. We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The show's after show starts now. So I am legitimately
confused by this guy's reaction to this, because, you know,
when I heard the measurements and the last update and
all these things, I'm like, wow, this baby is is
it's coming any any minute now? It should be here,
(01:06):
And you know the measurements it just didn't it doesn't
add up, and you just go, wow, it's it's gonna
be soon, sooner rather than later. Yea. And his wife,
who is the one carrying the child, is telling everything.
I mean, it's in her, you know, and so she's saying, yeah,
I feel like this baby could come any minute.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I was with my neighbor the other day and she's due.
Her due date was two days ago, and her baby's
only seven pounds, uh eleven, like ten ounces or something
like that. Her baby was due a couple of days ago,
so she asked her due date, and that's how big
the baby is.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh yeahs, the ultra sounds are off. They're not one
hundred accurate. And the bigger than.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay, later you get let's say it's off by a pound,
which is a lot. Then it's still eight pounds. Yea insane, Okay, okay.
So for some reason he has this reaction when anybody
he says, hey, man, this baby can come in. I
won't be fooled. What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Because I know you won't. Because I've been around a
lot of people that have been given birth lately, a
bunch of.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Really you know, a lot of them just popping up
babies left and right, left and rightly.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Louis Doug, my brother in law's three, and all of
them said the same thing, baby any j now, any now,
and then never, and then it's always two weeks later.
I just and I just I know if I start
to think any day now, then the days are gonna
go by so slow, and I just know it's just
when it happens, when I get the text message, you know,
(02:36):
my water broke, orm having contractions or whatever. Oh no,
all right, it's coming.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No matter what. Won't be at home. You're gonna so
if she's in the other room, you're gonna get a text.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
If she's in the bedroom and I'm in my man
cave shell.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Text text with the emoji, what that's for? I was wondering.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's that's why I'm also. I'm also she heard her
and her mom have been saying the baby's gonna come
for like fucking three months.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Comes Okay, well it is eventually.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Two days remember second November, second number seventh. I'm not
even sure. Oh boy, what either way it is, I
guarantee you'll be after that date. You give me, like
mid guarantee, guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Insane.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I feel like I have a close relationship with God,
and God's told me no, I.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Don't think so this baby's gonna come out and be
ready for college. That is going on in there. So yeah,
this guy's fighting it tooth and nail, which I don't
really understand. And and says he disagrees with anybody that
says this baby's on its way.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
So what happened was Friday night into Saturday morning, she
was having contractions all but I went to sleep. Hold
on it is because she was tired. She's too and
she was like, she she's so obvious. She's starting to
(04:10):
like do things to induce the labor. She's only had
thirty six weeks, no thirty five. I think Friday's thirty
six weeks or no wrath thirty six weeks, so Friday's
thirty seven weeks, so we still have time. So they
come to find out it was just pro dormal labor.
Have you heard of that where you have like contractions
and your bodies starting to have some things happen, but
(04:31):
you're not going to labor yet. Brat and I think
that's kind of a form of it. So she had
that happen on Friday, and then and then me and
her and her mom were talking on Saturday and they're
just they look at me like, I'm just I don't
get it any fucking day now, and I'm like, you
guys are both wrong. It's not any day now. She's
trying to eat spicy food now because She's like, if
(04:52):
I eat spicy food, all of a sudden, I'm gonna
take Watson on a walk.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
She went on a long walk.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
She's trying to, you know, like as if I don't
don't see what she's doing.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
But she wants the baby out.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
But he's not coming.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Eddie is not What is he talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
More alone time?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I got a Sunday Giant Bronco gain. It's a big
game at one o'clock. I can't miss that fucking game.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And I hope it happens on Sunday. Now, you're so bad.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Honestly, that'd be my nightmare. They're finally winning. So the
most recent.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Thing was baby's gonna come out like scataboo. I would
love that.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I would love that if this baby baby comes out
back flipping one with one eye.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I black dark.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I told Haley, if my if the Giants win on
Sunday and beat the Broncos and go three and four
and the baby's born, can I put a little EyeBlack
on the new baby?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You're newborn.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
The CPS will show up and take that.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I'll be the one calling, hey, super fine, give me
that skin has seen the light for like one second,
give it a break, don't put I.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Like on it right, that is the chosen one. I'm
starting to get behind this.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So my wife, like I said, walking spicy foods, which
I didn't need a lot of yesterday when the bathroom
door was closed like two hours. So Saturday, Saturday, we're
having a family nap. It was like.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Three's that's not a thing.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Family.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, we had the.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Cats and the dogs there too. We were all we
were all in the game room. I was watching. I
was watching Oregon versus whoever they played Indiana, and it
was like whatever. He was kind of boring. So I said,
I'm tired, and she goes family nap. She goes family nappy.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And I said, let's get it's.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So we go close all the windows and we all
lay down. I turned the game on and we just
take a nap. And while that's going on, I nap naked.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Do you feel now? Cats dogs.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Ruined the nap?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Me naked in a family nap. It feels wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
No, it feels wrong.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, it does so wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah. So then we sweaty I trust me, I'm not
the one sweating, Okay, can you please? So I uh,
not naked too?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Not right now.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, No, nobody wants that, even her.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
She she only wears like one shirt that fits her.
It's Kendrick lamarshirt and she wears it every day because
she doesn't want to buy new clothes because in her eyes,
any day now it's true.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Shirts. I'm a big.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Dude, some loaners.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
So so she's so I feel so I'm playing there,
I'm kind of dozing it out, and I feel something.
I feel the pregnancy pill that she has moved to
the side, and then I feel a hand come by
and touch my inner thigh and I go, WHOA, what's
going on here? And she goes all of the sudden,
she's horny and wants to have sex.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Now it's been a minute, right.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
We haven't had sex since we kind of had sex
in June, so it's yes, that was in June's ago. Yeah,
because she's not very uncomfortable. She's very uncomfortable. She's her
smells bother her and like certain touching. Like we haven't
we used to make out all the time. We don't
make out at all because she doesn't like the feeling. Unfortunately,
(08:29):
the sky stayed stayed so like yeah, so like but
like I'm you know, I'm at the point now where
I'm not really you know, it's uncomfortable for the both
of us. Like she's she's very uncomfortable. There's a lot
of sounds and noises coming out of her, and she's
very swollen, you know. So it's not like.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You're navigating this like you are the captain of the Titanic.
I feel that Iceberg is right ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, but she she got her hair, she got her
hair did last week. It looks phenomenal. Bond, she looks phenomenal.
But you know, her feet, pardon me, a little big
right now, hate her a little bare ankles, her ankles,
(09:22):
I don't know, you know, if she has any anyone
a little big. Her bell is huge, and her belt.
The kid moves around a lot, so anytime she's like,
I feel him all the time. So like it really
fucking freaks me out thinking about having sex with my
wife and feeling my son touched me or like it's
(09:42):
just weird. So but you know, it's been a minute,
so like it's weird because she's so pregnant and like
we were.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
There's only certain spots you can do, certain exs you
can do if you're going to do this.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I said, I said, I don't know. She's rubbed my
leg and I'm like, I'm really I honestly, I was
like half sleep. I wasn't really in the mood. But
she goes, I just need your come to soften my cervix.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
That's very medical.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Wow, okay, okay, true.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I mean what I remember, I know that sex can
induce labor sometimes? Is that the medical reason idea?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I thought it was just because it's like penetration.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I honestly had no idea what what the reasoning was. Yeah,
but man, what a turn on talk right there. I mean,
I am fully engorged right now.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah. So then it gets it gets better. No, So
then I go, I go, all right, so.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Are you is there part of you though that It's like, man,
I'm in sex in.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Like four months, I forgot what it feels like.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, load, I can't even imagine your face. Well the child.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
So she so she so she's like, okay, well let
me get up. I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh god, okay, this is getting worse because loop, you
even need warming loop Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Because she's not in the mood either. So she goes,
I go all right, and then I look over and
watch your get up to go get the Yeah, I
was sleeping and she said she would get it.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
And she's trying got to work himself up for this. Yeah,
I was sitting there like trying.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'm like a horse, overthinking it, just trying to get
it going. So she's just she's like trying to She's
like trying to get herself up.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
So I give her a little kick. Then she push, so.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I go over and I help her out.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh god, and you're naked, naked?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
She she comes back and we decided to do the
doggy style.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's probably the safest way takes her pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Takes a pregnancy pillow and kind of lays on it,
shove it in.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Bro, I need the load, and you know things are happening.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
What does that even mean? She's uncomfortable, So is she
enjoying it?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Able to get it going? Yeah, And I'm not really.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
But it could. I mean, I'm surprised it be taking
this long.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I've watched you know, you've helped somebody.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's a different feeling. It's a different.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
But I'm also very uncomfortable and I'm overthinking it, like
like I have the metal block going. So I lay
down and I'm like, all right, why don't you give
me like a hand job, and until like I finish
the moment, then I'll you know, So that goes on,
and that goes on for a while. We we had
to get in a position that was comfortable for her because.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Then because when when you're close, you gotta be ready
to ready for the spot. Yeah, am I shoving this
thing in? Yeah? You know, this isn't as easy as
it sounds, guys.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
So she's built like a wall of pillows to like
lean on. She's like above me.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, because she's like above me, I'm being very careful
because I have a lot of good jokes that I
heard this, like like Macy's Day. Yeah, I'm not going
to say that, okay, right now, okay, okay, I'm not
(13:43):
saying any of this.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
So she's like above me on like five pillows. But
I'm also like, I'm also like half off the bed
because she can't really on her side. She's kind of
on her back, and so I'm like half off the
bed and then I have no pillows, so I'm like
this on the YouTube channel you can see it better,
but my neck is back and my legs are straight.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Are you gonna get up? And when you're getting close.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It's also how am I going to get off? It's
the most uncomfortable because she's on her. So finally, my
arm feels like it's numb because she stopped after a
while and it was just me and and and we
finished and were able to. I was able to move around. Well,
you did it, I did it. I was able to.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Did the baby come out?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Baby didn't come out?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Is her face still there? Or did you blow it off? No?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I didn't blow it off. And I did have to
help her turn and get up and go into the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
So do you think that she is now wanting to
have sex to forces?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Maybe yes, she's mentioned well then after that she went
on a walk with the dog, didn't work, and now
she's already like, well we should have sex again.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm putting a cha
I've been trying to tell this guy. Guys not listening,
that's fine, It's fine if he wants it to be
a special surprise when this baby is gonna come. But
Thor is fighting it for some reason. I don't really
get it. Well, his wife, his mother in law, me
(00:21):
are all trying to tell him this baby can come
any minute, any second, this baby is on its way.
Well now it looks like his wife, Haley is forcing
the issue. We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The show's after show starts now. So I am legitimately
confused by this guy's reaction to this, because, you know,
when I heard the measurements and the last update and
all these things, I'm like, wow, this baby is is
it's coming any any minute now? It should be here,
(01:06):
And you know the measurements it just didn't it doesn't
add up, and you just go, wow, it's it's gonna
be soon, sooner rather than later. Yea. And his wife,
who is the one carrying the child, is telling everything.
I mean, it's in her, you know, and so she's saying, yeah,
I feel like this baby could come any minute.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I was with my neighbor the other day and she's due.
Her due date was two days ago, and her baby's
only seven pounds, uh eleven, like ten ounces or something
like that. Her baby was due a couple of days ago,
so she asked her due date, and that's how big
the baby is.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh yeahs, the ultra sounds are off. They're not one
hundred accurate. And the bigger than.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay, later you get let's say it's off by a pound,
which is a lot. Then it's still eight pounds. Yea insane, Okay, okay.
So for some reason he has this reaction when anybody
he says, hey, man, this baby can come in. I
won't be fooled. What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Because I know you won't. Because I've been around a
lot of people that have been given birth lately, a
bunch of.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Really you know, a lot of them just popping up
babies left and right, left and rightly.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Louis Doug, my brother in law's three, and all of
them said the same thing, baby any j now, any now,
and then never, and then it's always two weeks later.
I just and I just I know if I start
to think any day now, then the days are gonna
go by so slow, and I just know it's just
when it happens, when I get the text message, you know,
(02:36):
my water broke, orm having contractions or whatever. Oh no,
all right, it's coming.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No matter what. Won't be at home. You're gonna so
if she's in the other room, you're gonna get a text.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
If she's in the bedroom and I'm in my man
cave shell.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Text text with the emoji, what that's for? I was wondering.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's that's why I'm also. I'm also she heard her
and her mom have been saying the baby's gonna come
for like fucking three months.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Comes Okay, well it is eventually.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Two days remember second November, second number seventh. I'm not
even sure. Oh boy, what either way it is, I
guarantee you'll be after that date. You give me, like
mid guarantee, guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Insane.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I feel like I have a close relationship with God,
and God's told me no, I.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Don't think so this baby's gonna come out and be
ready for college. That is going on in there. So yeah,
this guy's fighting it tooth and nail, which I don't
really understand. And and says he disagrees with anybody that
says this baby's on its way.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
So what happened was Friday night into Saturday morning, she
was having contractions all but I went to sleep. Hold
on it is because she was tired. She's too and
she was like, she she's so obvious. She's starting to
(04:10):
like do things to induce the labor. She's only had
thirty six weeks, no thirty five. I think Friday's thirty
six weeks or no wrath thirty six weeks, so Friday's
thirty seven weeks, so we still have time. So they
come to find out it was just pro dormal labor.
Have you heard of that where you have like contractions
and your bodies starting to have some things happen, but
(04:31):
you're not going to labor yet. Brat and I think
that's kind of a form of it. So she had
that happen on Friday, and then and then me and
her and her mom were talking on Saturday and they're
just they look at me like, I'm just I don't
get it any fucking day now, and I'm like, you
guys are both wrong. It's not any day now. She's
trying to eat spicy food now because She's like, if
(04:52):
I eat spicy food, all of a sudden, I'm gonna
take Watson on a walk.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
She went on a long walk.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
She's trying to, you know, like as if I don't
don't see what she's doing.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
But she wants the baby out.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
But he's not coming.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Eddie is not What is he talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
More alone time?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I got a Sunday Giant Bronco gain. It's a big
game at one o'clock. I can't miss that fucking game.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And I hope it happens on Sunday. Now, you're so bad.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Honestly, that'd be my nightmare. They're finally winning. So the
most recent.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Thing was baby's gonna come out like scataboo. I would
love that.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I would love that if this baby baby comes out
back flipping one with one eye.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I black dark.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I told Haley, if my if the Giants win on
Sunday and beat the Broncos and go three and four
and the baby's born, can I put a little EyeBlack
on the new baby?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You're newborn.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
The CPS will show up and take that.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I'll be the one calling, hey, super fine, give me
that skin has seen the light for like one second,
give it a break, don't put I.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Like on it right, that is the chosen one. I'm
starting to get behind this.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So my wife, like I said, walking spicy foods, which
I didn't need a lot of yesterday when the bathroom
door was closed like two hours. So Saturday, Saturday, we're
having a family nap. It was like.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Three's that's not a thing.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Family.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, we had the.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Cats and the dogs there too. We were all we
were all in the game room. I was watching. I
was watching Oregon versus whoever they played Indiana, and it
was like whatever. He was kind of boring. So I said,
I'm tired, and she goes family nap. She goes family nappy.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And I said, let's get it's.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So we go close all the windows and we all
lay down. I turned the game on and we just
take a nap. And while that's going on, I nap naked.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Do you feel now? Cats dogs.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Ruined the nap?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Me naked in a family nap. It feels wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
No, it feels wrong.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, it does so wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah. So then we sweaty I trust me, I'm not
the one sweating, Okay, can you please? So I uh,
not naked too?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Not right now.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, No, nobody wants that, even her.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
She she only wears like one shirt that fits her.
It's Kendrick lamarshirt and she wears it every day because
she doesn't want to buy new clothes because in her eyes,
any day now it's true.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Shirts. I'm a big.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Dude, some loaners.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
So so she's so I feel so I'm playing there,
I'm kind of dozing it out, and I feel something.
I feel the pregnancy pill that she has moved to
the side, and then I feel a hand come by
and touch my inner thigh and I go, WHOA, what's
going on here? And she goes all of the sudden,
she's horny and wants to have sex.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Now it's been a minute, right.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
We haven't had sex since we kind of had sex
in June, so it's yes, that was in June's ago. Yeah,
because she's not very uncomfortable. She's very uncomfortable. She's her
smells bother her and like certain touching. Like we haven't
we used to make out all the time. We don't
make out at all because she doesn't like the feeling. Unfortunately,
(08:29):
the sky stayed stayed so like yeah, so like but
like I'm you know, I'm at the point now where
I'm not really you know, it's uncomfortable for the both
of us. Like she's she's very uncomfortable. There's a lot
of sounds and noises coming out of her, and she's
very swollen, you know. So it's not like.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You're navigating this like you are the captain of the Titanic.
I feel that Iceberg is right ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, but she she got her hair, she got her
hair did last week. It looks phenomenal. Bond, she looks phenomenal.
But you know, her feet, pardon me, a little big
right now, hate her a little bare ankles, her ankles,
(09:22):
I don't know, you know, if she has any anyone
a little big. Her bell is huge, and her belt.
The kid moves around a lot, so anytime she's like,
I feel him all the time. So like it really
fucking freaks me out thinking about having sex with my
wife and feeling my son touched me or like it's
(09:42):
just weird. So but you know, it's been a minute,
so like it's weird because she's so pregnant and like
we were.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
There's only certain spots you can do, certain exs you
can do if you're going to do this.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I said, I said, I don't know. She's rubbed my
leg and I'm like, I'm really I honestly, I was
like half sleep. I wasn't really in the mood. But
she goes, I just need your come to soften my cervix.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
That's very medical.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Wow, okay, okay, true.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I mean what I remember, I know that sex can
induce labor sometimes? Is that the medical reason idea?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I thought it was just because it's like penetration.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I honestly had no idea what what the reasoning was. Yeah,
but man, what a turn on talk right there. I mean,
I am fully engorged right now.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah. So then it gets it gets better. No, So
then I go, I go, all right, so.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Are you is there part of you though that It's like, man,
I'm in sex in.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Like four months, I forgot what it feels like.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, load, I can't even imagine your face. Well the child.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
So she so she so she's like, okay, well let
me get up. I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh god, okay, this is getting worse because loop, you
even need warming loop Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Because she's not in the mood either. So she goes,
I go all right, and then I look over and
watch your get up to go get the Yeah, I
was sleeping and she said she would get it.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
And she's trying got to work himself up for this. Yeah,
I was sitting there like trying.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'm like a horse, overthinking it, just trying to get
it going. So she's just she's like trying to She's
like trying to get herself up.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
So I give her a little kick. Then she push, so.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I go over and I help her out.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh god, and you're naked, naked?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
She she comes back and we decided to do the
doggy style.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's probably the safest way takes her pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Takes a pregnancy pillow and kind of lays on it,
shove it in.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Bro, I need the load, and you know things are happening.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
What does that even mean? She's uncomfortable, So is she
enjoying it?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Able to get it going? Yeah, And I'm not really.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
But it could. I mean, I'm surprised it be taking
this long.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I've watched you know, you've helped somebody.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's a different feeling. It's a different.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
But I'm also very uncomfortable and I'm overthinking it, like
like I have the metal block going. So I lay
down and I'm like, all right, why don't you give
me like a hand job, and until like I finish
the moment, then I'll you know, So that goes on,
and that goes on for a while. We we had
to get in a position that was comfortable for her because.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Then because when when you're close, you gotta be ready
to ready for the spot. Yeah, am I shoving this
thing in? Yeah? You know, this isn't as easy as
it sounds, guys.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
So she's built like a wall of pillows to like
lean on. She's like above me.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, because she's like above me, I'm being very careful
because I have a lot of good jokes that I
heard this, like like Macy's Day. Yeah, I'm not going
to say that, okay, right now, okay, okay, I'm not
(13:43):
saying any of this.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
So she's like above me on like five pillows. But
I'm also like, I'm also like half off the bed
because she can't really on her side. She's kind of
on her back, and so I'm like half off the
bed and then I have no pillows, so I'm like
this on the YouTube channel you can see it better,
but my neck is back and my legs are straight.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Are you gonna get up? And when you're getting close.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It's also how am I going to get off? It's
the most uncomfortable because she's on her. So finally, my
arm feels like it's numb because she stopped after a
while and it was just me and and and we
finished and were able to. I was able to move around. Well,
you did it, I did it. I was able to.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Did the baby come out?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Baby didn't come out?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Is her face still there? Or did you blow it off? No?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I didn't blow it off. And I did have to
help her turn and get up and go into the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
So do you think that she is now wanting to
have sex to forces?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Maybe yes, she's mentioned well then after that she went
on a walk with the dog, didn't work, and now
she's already like, well we should have sex again.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm putting a cha
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