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October 14, 2025 10 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we see Emily in action on her knee scooter. We also take bets on how long it is going to last after hearing what her plan to use it is like

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Does anybody know where Emily is? I have no idea
podcast podcasting. Here's my god, you're not even using it right.
You're not even using it right, get in the door.
It looks like we have scooter, Emily.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Now we ain't done yet.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
It's time for the one podcast completely uncensored and uncting,
filtered except for that part.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
The show's after show starts.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Now this is embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Did you just go get that right now? So p
one dropped that off for you gave that pretty.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Nice one shut out, shut out. Thank you for that.
But you also need to reevaluate what you're doing this.
I would have charged Emily one hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
You stop it? Can you get that out of there?

Speaker 6 (00:59):
So much? Look at our so why would you need
a pen?

Speaker 7 (01:05):
Okay, carry stuff it.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
It bothers me so much that it has a stupid
fucking break thing up.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Break, I'm gonna use your other footane use your other.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I like the break.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
I appreciate this thing is she's gonna get over it.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
It's gonna get lost, or it's gonna break. You'll come
in and be like, yeah, read was kind of put
a motor.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
On it jumps him and Robert were jumps.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Robert tried to spin it. He broke his ankle.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
This morning, we were talking about Emily's ankle and two
months ago, over two months ago, she sprained it, simple sprain.
Didn't think it was that.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Big of a deal.

Speaker 7 (01:49):
But we're complex brain.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
I don't know that it was complex.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Dealing with it for two months, she says, she still
has swelling and pain, which I don't even know it's
I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Why would I make that up?

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Cede Lamb one of the best players in the NFL
professional athlete. The guy's are fucking the great Bride receiver
had a severe high ankle sprain before after Emily got
her ankle sprain. And he's playing in a game this weekend.
So he was injured for less time than Emily with
worse of an injury.

Speaker 7 (02:21):
You guys getting shot up with the best of the
best of the best, shot up with what shot up?
He's got fucking fourteen physical trainers working on his ankle.
Twenty four seven.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
I saw around Robert, you and c Lamb. You and
c Lamb.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Robert is her staff.

Speaker 7 (02:35):
I think, so okay, I don't think he.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Is Yeah, so spraining this ankle, so of course she
didn't do anything she was supposed to do to fix it.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Unlike CD.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, like opposite, she did what she was not sposed accurate.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yeah, remember after it happened, she went walking around downtown Austin.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
Yeah, herself.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
It wasn't hurting that bad. Then it made it worse.
It was the next you know, I know I made
it worse. I sucked it up and made it worse.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
At least you're owning it.

Speaker 7 (03:02):
One hundred percent. That's why I finally take it seriously
after you know, in the last too late say that
that's going through my head.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
Well, you could get that placard. That'd be cool. A
close parking park up close. Don't get qualified, dude, you
use that at Disneyland, you may get some front line stuff.
Shut in my roll with you, shut up literally. Yes.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
So Emily got a walking boot about two weeks ago
that's still not working, and so she thinks she just
needs to get all pressure off of the ankle, and
so she put it out there. She was requesting a scooter,
one of those knee scooters.

Speaker 7 (03:40):
Yeah, put it out that's where we're at now, that's
where we're at now. Yeah, because the ankle boot the
walking boot has helped to smidge, but we're not good.
We're not getting past that. It hasn't progressed past that.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
You can't get over that hump.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
It's because I'm still moving around on it. So there's
still pressure going on it. Because I'm walking.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
In the walking you're moving and grooving.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
I'm moving and grooving.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Bro's not good.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
So I figure if I can alleviate the ten should
putting on that ankle at least forty of the time,
maybe we'll get better. I don't know. I gotta try it.
I gotta try. I don't know what else to do,
you know what I mean? And I got Life's gotta
keep going, you know what I mean. I can die tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Have you talked about physical therapy.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
I'm going to physical therapy for my next tomorrow. I
was going to see if it could help me with me.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
I don't know if you know this, but you next
you maybe it's all tied together.

Speaker 7 (04:24):
But I was going to ask them if they could
help me out with my anchel.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
So you're finally gonna get physical. They your neck about it.
Two years after we started hearing about this.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
It's only been it's been since April for my mri.
Thank you very much. Can you shut the fuck up?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Okay, I'll do mid oh yeah, like neck.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
Because I'm a lot of fucking pain. I'm getting it handled.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
If you come in here with a neck brace next,
I'm done.

Speaker 7 (04:51):
I was thinking about getting right at home for home.
They said, it helps because my spine is collapsing on
my nerves, and so there is collapsing.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Are you gonna get shorter?

Speaker 6 (05:04):
I already have.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
I used to be five eight and a half and
now I'm only five eight.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
It does happen when you get older, only your feet
would get smaller.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
For the last time. I mean, I'm skinny ache more,
I know.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Oh no, you you maneuvered this thing so terribly, so
terrible working.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
The door I had to get into that stupid heavy door.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Have you ever used a knee scooter before in your life?

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Why would she ever use a knee scooter for?

Speaker 7 (05:37):
I don't know, elier?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
She said, like fractures.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
Used to try it out my skills.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Earlier, she said, she like fractured or anchor. Young did
you have.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
When you popped your tit running into a quildcomm stadium?
Did you have like a knee scooter or a wheelchair
tit scooter, a tit scooter, put the other one on
it the other Oh.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
Can you show us?

Speaker 7 (06:03):
No, I'm not going to show you that. I didn't.
I had to get surgery again. Thanks for asking.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Titscooter.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
That's that would be so cool.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
So how did it feel coming? Because you have to
pick it up at the front right and ride it
down the hall.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
I picked it up at the front. The glide was nice.
I'm not gonna lie. I was going fast on that thing.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Do you look the other leg?

Speaker 7 (06:23):
I did a couple of times because that was fun.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
But you know that when you use one leg and
don't use the other leg, are we going to get
some atrophy here?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
That means like you lose muscle, you lose muscle.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
And if you're not using the one leg normal.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
More than it is, and like your other side ass muscle,
like just one side of.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
You else.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Can't wait to see this situation go down, dude. She's
going down the hallway. She has both one leg up,
one leg on the seat, one leg up.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
I think she's cool.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Somebody turns a corner, she slams on the breaks and
goes over the hand of there's a collision.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
With a cup of coffee coming down the hall.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
She spills over, her arm gets burned.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
Another I'm not going to move around on this thing
with coffee. I'm not using it all the time. I'm
using it when i'm doing you know, like.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
When you're going to Bayfest, you said you're gonna go
back and forth.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
I will here when I go to get my water
coffee that steal. I bring coffee from home. It'll be crazy.
But I'm saying tricky getting this thing and from my
car to the station every day.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
But other people are walking in the hall with coffee,
is what I'm saying. You come around the corner hot,
you know, drifting around a corner like fast and furious.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
I feel like.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
She's too weak to lift these the scooter above those
two sets of stairs.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Now she's freaking true.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
But they have to the front where there's no stairs.

Speaker 7 (07:56):
Oh no, so you can use the Yeah, that would
be nice and I could glide it in. And I
feel like those doors in the front are lighter. This
door is very heavy.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah eighty a accessible up there for you?

Speaker 6 (08:10):
Really?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, you push the there's a button to open.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
The Yeah, I forget about that. Has a little coming
in weird.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Yeah, in the front, don't say that.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
I think tomorrow morning. Yeah, I'm going to get here
the same time she gets here.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
She's just come out of her truck, or she's going
to sit there for fifteen minutes till I go inside.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
Yeah, although she may need you to walk her in.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah, you know what I mean the door for me?

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Well, no, you know how Robert watches you.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Oh yeah, I'm going to sit there and wait for
her to get out, and I guarante, I guarantee she'll
get out.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
What happened to Scooter?

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Fuck that ship over? You don't even know Robert broke it?

Speaker 7 (08:51):
Read Well, if it's a paneasteric be in here at
least if I'm using it on my Walmart trips at bay.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
Chest, she's already things like that.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
Then we're at twenty bettering.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
You're gonna go around on that thing at Bayfest?

Speaker 7 (09:05):
Yes? How do you do that?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I mean crowds of people. It's not like there's like
grass the grass. It's like you're four wheeling on that
ship like that.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
She's walking while using it while I.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Don't know what she's doing.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Who she just took out a road cheers.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
This is not Instead of turning it while she's staying
on it, she gets off of it and lifts it
and turns.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, that's that we're supposed to.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
I've got to use my footstool. I have the walking
boot on. I'm still using my my walking.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Boots walking this.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
This is just to alleviate some of the pressure.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
People are gonna think you snapped your fibula.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Whatever they want, but this is this is worse.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I'm using that scooter.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
So Bayfest cocktails, no, you can't, and the scooter you can't.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
You can't drink you drive.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
Yeah, I'm not even computing what you're asking. I suggested
don't drinking the festival, and then you're hurt.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
You are a scooter and there's a grown people's no
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