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November 4, 2025 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we break down a situation that happened yesterday involving Sky and sandwich... in a meeting...

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, we had a meeting after the show yesterday. It
was kind of an important meeting. There was, you know,
some big wigs in there, all kinds of different stuff
was going on. Sky made a wild decision. I noticed it.
I know, Emily, you sat next to her, because I
was across the room, and so I was by some
of the big wigs, and I think they noticed it.

(00:24):
Everybody sort of noticed it. I was kind of surprised
that Sky showed up to a big meeting with a sandwich.
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
The show's after show starts now. Now listen, we are
not in an important business by any means, you know. No, sorry,
We're just tell fart jokes on the radio. It is
what it is. But you know, sometimes we have to
have like professional meetings and things like that, which never

(01:09):
really stops me from making jokes and being a jackass
or whatever. It is what it is. But this was
kind of a more serious tone meeting, you know, And
there was quite a few people in the meeting, and
so we all roll into the meeting. Now Sky was
trailing behind I wasn't sure what she was doing because
she was literally right behind me. And then she was gone,

(01:29):
so I don't know where she went. And I literally
turned around. I was holding the door, and I was like,
what the fuck where is And I was like, all right, well,
you're on your own now, kid, You're gonna have to
figure out how to open this door. Yeah, I mean honestly,
I didn't know she would figure that out. So I
go into the meeting. I take my seat. Actually I
made it weird first because we have this U shape

(01:51):
table it's like a horseshoe, yeah, and every seat was
sort of taking. Everybody sits on the outside of the U.
Well for some reason in this conference room, I was like, oh, okay, well,
I guess all the seats are kind of taken. And
I made a move that threw everybody off so uncomfortable.
Think it was I. I sat on the inside of

(02:12):
the U.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Inside inside top of the you, by the way, not
even inside bottom of the you that's away from.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
The Yeah. So the inside of the you, where the
giant scream is that you would have seen my big
old head sitting right there.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
The only person that would sit there is somebody speaking
to the meeting, leading the meeting.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
And somebody said that the first thing, Oh Eddie's leading
the meeting today, I guess, and I went, oh, am,
I not allowed to sit in? Why are their chairs
on the inside? Why are their chairs on the inside.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
They had to have a bit of fluke, like I
don't know where that chair accidentally got.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
So I go, okay, I guess this is not cool.
So I got up and then moved. And then somebody
did say, oh, there's a seat over here by me,
and so I don't sit over there. So I went
and sat over there. Okay. Then sky comes in. So
Sky comes in, which very last one, which I was
stunned by, because that's not like you, No, not at all.
It drew attention to you, which you don't like. It was.

(03:09):
It was an odd move. Sky was, unlike me, grabbed
the chair that I was sitting in and moved it
all the way around to the outer part of the U. Yeah,
to create your own space.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
And me and a couple of people scooched down a
little bit, and.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
You didn't do that for me. It happens fast, It
just down whatever. So that we we squeezed her right yeah,
yeah she did. Did you know that the inner view
is unacceptable? It felt unexcepted.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, because the fact that everybody's on the you like,
you're not the You're not gonna be the first guy
on the inn.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
You that's weird?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
What's wrong that is? So I don't fucking care. Apparently
that's really unheard of.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
So Sky moves her seat around and she sits down,
and I noticed something, and I'm like, oh boy, that's
a wild decision. I'm really by this. If it was
a meeting with just the show, I have no problems
with this. I don't care whatsoever. And I honestly don't
care that she didn't here either, but it did get looks.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, And honestly, if it was a meeting like we
have once in a while with like a couple of promotions,
people were were kind of bouncing ideas for a year off.
So it's like kind of very casual meeting, not serious.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, this was involving big wigs, multiple stations, personalities, these people. Yes, yes,
there was all kinds of different things going on in
this and then Sky whips out, I think from her purse.
I don't even know where this thing came from a
fucking sandwich, a huge Jersey Mike sandwich. Yesterday we were

(04:45):
talking it was National Sandwich Day and she pulled an
Emily where it got in her head and she had
to have a Jersey Mike sandwich. And so she decided
she had like ten minutes after the podcast wrapped up?
Was it thirteen minutes? It was from the time to
podcast and too when the meeting began, and she goes, ooh,
I got thirteen minutes. Do you think I have time

(05:06):
to run to Jersey Mikes? And I went, I don't know, maybe,
and she was like, fuck it, I'm doing it.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yeah, which is that is another classic Me move?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yes, you could.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
You know, I wouldn't want to sit still, so I'd
have to go drive down Jersey Mikes to come back.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
It was not such a Emily move, but Sky decided
to do it. Yeah. So Sky goes and I'm thinking, dude,
I don't think she's going to make it thirteen minutes.
That's kind of crazy.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well, here's what I realized, too, is because as Eddie
gets upset most mornings, he looks over at what I
have brought for breakfast, and it's normally some sort of
rice cracker, a rice check, pretzels, you know, basically things
that are just air and like filling, no protein, no nutrients.
And so that was what I was doing yesterday. But

(05:50):
then when I realized, first I got hyped on the sandwich.
Then I realized I was going to be here later
than usual because of the meeting, And then I realized
my tom has not adjusted to the new time.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Oh yeah, and my tummy. Do you call body clock
body time? Body time? Body time? She dropped that like
twelve times. I know it's not it's nine to fifteen,
but body time, it's ten fifteen. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
So that's how I felt.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
So I was like all hungry for lunch. And so
I'm like, this is crazy for me because I always
like to be early. I don't like being the last
one to walk in. I don't want any of that shit.
And so I just I just don't want the eyes.
I don't need the eyes on me, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well, not only are you the last one in, but
you're rocking a sandwich. What did you think was gonna happen?
So ten twenty nine, guess who comes strolling in the
meetings at ten thirty? Yeah, she comes walking in with her,
you know, big old purr sunglasses on her head, keys
still in her hand, and her Jersey Mike's up and
I'm like, you're not gonna have time to eat this thing.

(06:51):
What are you doing now?

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I knew that this was a controversial move, but I
had thought that something was gonna help alleviate it. So
first off, I knew, okay, there's no way I can
open this Jersey Mike's fucking bag and the paper. So
I stopped in the kitchenette. On the way back, I
was holding the door for you. Yeah, okay, but.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
That's that's where you lost me.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
So I stopped at the kitchenette, I grabbed a plate
and then I took half of the sandwich out, put
it on the plate, and then put the other half
in my purse. And I'm like, okay, cool.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
And it almost made it worse because it stood out war.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
It was this big white plate with the giant sandwich,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
It was almost like there's a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
And it also like, if you've ever had Jersey mikes,
especially if somebody brings like Jersey mics on a plane
or something, the onions in Jersey mics are very pungent
and vinegar and all that it's and and they put
a reagano like it's a very distinct smell, so which
is delicious. It is, but you also know that, man,

(07:53):
there's a sob here. The show it gets kind of
a crazy move.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
So here's where I thought it wasn't gonna be a
crazy move because a lot of these meetings that are
bigger than just the show, especially when like sales is
involved and there's gonna be people from the news station there.
They will bring in a thing of Starbucks coffee and
a box of bagels sometimes, So in my mind, I'm

(08:23):
thinking I'm gonna walk into this room and people all
around the room are gonna be munching on little bagels. Well,
I fucking walk in with my sandwich and look around.
There is not a scrap of food in this entire rooms.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
There's nothing. And here I have my sandwich on a fucking.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Just people with notepads, yes, taking notes, which is normally
Sky's m o's the note taking. I don't got no notes.
I got a big sandwich. And so I'm looking over
I go, oh, ship guy, this is so mild. What
are you doing? And I'm like oh god. And to

(09:08):
her credit, she kind of owned it. She did, she
kind ant process, Yeah, because you have a breakdown. Well,
I just.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I looked at it, and I go, oh fuck, this
was a bad move. This was the wrong play here.
There's no bagels, there's no food, there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
You did have a bit of a deer in a
head in the headlights.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, moment be as you were right next to her witnesses.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Who didn't get over when I was well, And so
then I had the thought, what's fucking weirder to bring
a sandwich into a meeting and start eating it?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Or to bring a sandwich into the meeting and not
even touch it.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
It's part of the meeting, Like, what's that sandwich? Do
you have any questions?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yeah, like what would be weird just to bring us sandwich?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
No, that's definitely weird and then not touch it, own
it like I'm the sandwich chicken. It's me. Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
So what's up?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
So I just so I decided I'm going to own it,
like you said, and I go for the first bite
and dude, like, just like any time you're self conscious
about anything, you feel like everyone's watching, because we were
you feel it's the loudest bite you've never taken in
your life, And so I would take a bite, and

(10:27):
then I'd be too self conscious to chew.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Eventually, it's like assaulting cracker.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Eventually it'll break down and then we know how small
her bites are too.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
So it's like it's like she's not even putting a
debt in this fu.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, and I feel like it's getting smellier, that.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
The room is just filling up with onions and vinegar.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, that was a crawl, easy decision on you.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
And then I noticed she did like she she took
the couple bites, and I feel like you only took
those couple bites so that somebody that we would see
you take ind by the sandwich, Like we said, it's
too weird if you don't eat the sandwich, because you
you you pause that thing halfway through it right touch
it again.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Like I would look over and the sandwich would He's
just sitting there, and Sky would just be sitting there
listening to the meeting. And then every once in a
while and like look around.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
But right like.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
After the fourth bite, I'm like, this is too fucking weird.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
I can't keep eating this sandwich, and I just abandoned vision.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
You know me. You have to give me credit that
I did not point it out and make it weird.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
I can't believe you didn't.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I thought it was any second. I thought about it
so many times, because of course I made my dumb
jokes throughout the meeting, like I always does, But at
one point I did think to myself, do I point
out the sky is crushing a sandwich right now?

Speaker 4 (11:58):
I feel like you would have made it less weird.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Really, you would have pointed it out because everybody was
the elephant in.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
The rock, right. But I also was like, I know
she would pisto.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
You would have just like gone under the fucking table.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Here's the other thing that I was stunned that didn't happen.
What is that Emily didn't get in on the sandwich.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
I was surprised Sky offered to and she was going
to get she said, she goes. Anybody want anything, And
as soon as I said no, I was fucking mad
because I had wanted a Jersey Mike sandwich the minute
we started talking about it for sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
But even you wouldn't have been psychotic enough to bring
it into the meeting. Of course I wouldn't know
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