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December 4, 2025 • 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we try to understand the craziness that is Sky's dog washing routine. It used to work in a very simple way where she would wash the dogs in the tub with her daughters help. Well... she decided to change it up recently which has us all very confused...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So we know that Sky likes to center her sexual
escapades around water. We are a big jacuzzi chick in
the mood. Oh yeah, well, now apparently she is having
a little doggie style in the shower. We ain't done

(00:22):
yet year, completely uncensored and.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Unting filtered except for that part.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
The show's after show starts.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Now, Oh, Sky, you just don't do things normal, do
you know?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Why not? Why did you just normal?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I feel in this case, I started off normal, but
normal wasn't working for me, so I had to pivot.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Okay, that's what I did.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, Sky said she now takes shower with her dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
What what if you would have said her daughter? I
would have been like, that's weird, but it makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
It makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
That wouldn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
She's sixteen, and you know they take baths. Okay, okay,
what the guy? You're taking showers with your dogs?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah? Shower so yeah, one of those ones.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
It's like ten thousand square.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Fields, ten thousand square feet shower heads.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
One shower head, people in there that bathe you.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
There's no one else in there, somebody else in there,
just a normal size shower. Uh. So when we first
got our first dog, now goles never been dog owners before.
I said, okay, well, I've seen people on TV give
their dogs baths in the sick and nuggets. A smaller dog.
He's got little stubby legs. So that worked. That works
great for us, no problems. But then we got Ellie.

(01:55):
Ellie's weird. Ellie's body is shaped like a well very
alien though, yes, an alien goat, like if a goat
and a giraffe and a dog had a baby, that's
what it would be. Her legs are super long, her
body's small. Her head's tiny, like.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Chihuahua liked.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
After you. We're not blood, okay, but she has she
has a tiny head, and you.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Walk around with her collars. Sometimes I don't and they
get confused. I don't walk, and then they put the
thing on you.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
No one puts the thing on. But sometimes I'll find
myself having a conversation with her about how tiny her
head is, and then I feel bad that I'm shaming
her like you guys, shame me.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Does really bitch because in the mirror, when.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Guy has like a cutter of scrape, they put the
Ellie's cone. I don't workne you guys, and I don't
lick my wounds. Human. I'm a human. Okay. So once
we got Ellie, the sink wouldn't work anymore because her
legs are so long that her body would never get
submerged in the water.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
It's like a sink is for really tiny though pounds.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
My dog is Ray and I find it gross.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, I know you do. That's why I specifically say
kitchen sink. But yeah, kitchen discuss. So so this isn't
this isn't work it anymore. So that's when we switched
over to the bathtub.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Don't just go hose.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Outside, No full bath is tough.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, we need bucket or something.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Yeah, I do the I do both dogs and I
do uh the same time. Well, one stays outside and
I use the hose for one and then put then
tie him to like a poles. We can't go running
around like crazy dark and yeah, and then I bring
the other one outside and give him a bath with
with the hose and then and then you just rinse

(03:52):
it off with my wife, My wife Hailey, and my
parents think it's torture for them because the water is
so cold.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
There was thoughts and they go to the beach in
the winter and go in the water. Come on, it's
very cool unless they have a wet suit on. I
don't think that's appropriate. So yeah, I'm not into that vibe.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
I also feel like it's too cold for you.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
One hundred percent because I'm going to get wet. Hell No,
I don't need hypothermia.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Hypothermia, I don't the only one that gives them baths.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Like my daughter will be the assistant. But the boo's
never in there. No, my husband's never part of this.
He he wants as little to do with those dogs
as possible. So that's when we switch to the bathtub.
But here's the thing with the bathtub. It's like a
soaker tub. So it's excuse me, what do you what

(04:45):
do you have? I think you the liar, You stupid liar.
We have the same time. Stop it?

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Okay, okay, So.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
The tub is like deeper than like just a traditional bathtub, right, so.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
It's it's not anotob, it's not snooker.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
No one circles in there. Can you stop it? So
so I learned after a few baths, uh in the bathtub.
The dogs giving the baths in the bathtub don't know
if it's the deepness of the soaker tub or if
it's the age of my body. But once I'd be
done every time my lower back killing because I'm like, yeah,

(05:38):
you're like hunching over and then you're soaping, and then
you're up and then and there's.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Two of them both at the same time.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Why would I not Because.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
I can't tell you how much harder it would be
for me. It's hard enough doing one because because the
squirm and I don't want to have his collar on.
I don't want his collar.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
This is like blowing her mind.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, they don't like jump out or squirm or do
any of that stuff. They just like stand there looking
like miserable, like make this end, make this end. So
I just figure one tub full of water, double shampooed,
like I said, normally, my daughter's in there, so she's
shampooing one. I'm shampooing the other one. We got a
solo cup and a red solo cup. We're using that
to rinse.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Oh you don't have like a wand thing.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
No, if I were to do my remodel over again,
my bathtub, my soccer tub would have a water for
multiple reasons.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Emily, I.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Started this break, I've stayed in hotels with those before.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
They're very nice.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
And by the way, it doesn't work.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
The water pressure doesn't.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
No, but it can start. It can start.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
You're dead down there.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
It's I'm dead down there.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
My vagina works, okay, us, okay, tours works great.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Great, thank you. Oh wow, that's exciting.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Punch that thing.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I can't feel it. Okay.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Anyways, so I found after doing this like five different times,
my back is like wrecked from doing this, like literally
a full twenty four hours taking advil because my back
is just nuts.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
When you say, all right, meant for this, kiddo, this
is your job. Now you're gonna be doing.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
The dogs, shoving the dogs.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, and not a consideration Eddie.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
No. So, so that has been discussed and there were
some times that she did do it herself, but it
kind of all depends on the schedule, what's going on
the house, who's home whatever.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Well, so, really, you know you have to you have
a set schedule to watch the dogs.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Well no, so like say, because we don't have a
set schedule, but say it's the day that we go,
oh shit, Elle, it's normally Ellie. Ellie smells, she's got
a peace streak going down the side of her because
she's black and white, and on the white parts you'll
notice because sometimes Nugget, since he's a boy, he'll lift
his leg and pee and she'll just her no, you'll

(08:00):
be peeing, but she wants to see what he's doing,
so she'll walk by and then on her white fur
you'll literally see like a yellow line across. So, so,
like I'm saying, some days, it just comes out of
nowhere and you go, Okay, my daughter is not home,
but this dog smells and has a pea line on
her what.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Her dad's into stuff?

Speaker 3 (08:29):
So anyway, so this basically happens yesterday where it's clear
Ellie needs a bath. We gotta do this, but I
don't want to fuck up my back, and I got
it's shower day. I gotta wash my hair. So I said,
fuck it, let's all go in the shower together.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Fuck it, So what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
I turn the shower on, I bring the dogs in
the bathroom, bring in the dog towels, the dog shampoo,
close the door. You're naked, but ass naked, and the
three of us get in the shower.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Can you imagine that scene? Like grow two dogs?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yes, well they're there to wash their hair, and I
gotta wash my.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Hair, which takes like extra time.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, so my plan is is I'm gonna deal with
the dogs first and then I'll get them done and
kind of half dried off and towels are used, and
then I'll get them out of the shower.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
There's a lot of towels being used for.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
The two dogs. Three towels. Wow, we need one that's
like the initial dry off and then that goes on
the floor and then they each get a secondary dry off,
like one kind of SOPs up the wing off the dogs.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
The worst part of the.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Bath and the fast part that my bathroom smells like
wet dog for the next twenty four even though I
remove all the bath mats off the floor.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
What a fuck you.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
This is such a pain in their pag bath. This
is a groom that's another thing, just taking over of
the groomer. Like can't take Watson to the groomer because
he's a little aggressive, so mad dog and Wilson's too scared.
But it's such a fucking pain. But when Oscar was

(10:14):
when I was alive, l I p Oscar. He was
a hair dog like your dog's guy, and I take
him to the group.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
But he's also a fancy boy.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
He was. He loved it.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
So here's the thing, guys, Nugget just went to the
groomer one day priorower Eddie, as you will relate to.
They used a heavily perfumed whatever that like it hadn't
happened before, but like he like fucking reeked like perfume.
And I'm like, okay, Ellie smells like pee. This guy

(10:44):
smells like perfume. The two of them together are yeah
an old ask grandma. So everybody in the shower. And
I don't really know how this is gonna go, but
I'm doing it. Uh it is. I found it was
very odd. I wish I had some breast restriction because

(11:04):
because they're small little dogs and they're on the ground
and I naked, and as I'm like and I'm trying
not to have my like boob touch the top of
their head.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Are they licking? What are they licking?

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Oh no, no, They're like they're again like kind of
water frozen, you know what I mean, just like staring
at me, like when the.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Why the am I in a human shower?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah? So get them all washed up. I think it
went really well, my back didn't hurt. I was able
to take the wand thing off and like you know,
rinse them off real good. No, there, there's no masturbation
at all. And then of course I can't complete a

(11:47):
shower with my husband not walking into Yeah, this guy,
as you guys know, whether I'm taking a bath or
a shower, he always somehow ends up in there staring
at you.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Horrible fucking chills every time.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Weird Roberts have never been in there like he like
he's kind of actually weird about it, where he will
poke his head in and he won't even come all
the way in.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
He's givacy.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
He's like giving me because it's like private time kind
of you know what I mean doing there?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Well, you know, so the boom comes in and then
I'm like, perfect, just finish the dogs. And so I
basically did the initial towel off in the shower and
then I said you take them and finished drying them off.
I'm sure, Oh he was fucking stoked, like I saw
on his face, like why did I walk into this
fucking bathroom? So I say, here you go?

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Was he weird the scene?

Speaker 5 (12:39):
I think?

Speaker 3 (12:40):
No?

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Better for that.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Maybe he's just used to get the peanut butter
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