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December 12, 2025 11 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we take a deep dive and break down PornHub's 2025 statistics. From a professional standpoint... of course...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, you know it's towards the end of the year,
and you know this is when we start getting all
these different reports on you know, what was the most
of this and what was the most ordered of that,
and blah blah blah blah blah. But I think the
one that we look forward to the most is the
year in porn. We ain't done yet. It's time for
the one podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Over a year completely uncensored and unding filtered except.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
For that part.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
The show's after show starts.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Now, what were we jerking off to? What kind of
weird stuff are we into? Yeah? That's guy. I don't
want to go check your husband's history.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah he gets got incognito mode. I'll never know.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
It doesn't it doesn't matter. You can still kind of
find that stuff out, can you really?

Speaker 6 (00:51):
How Like I noticed if I go to incognito mode,
which is when I look at me still like, well,
we'll suggest things in the realm of what I was
looking at before.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Oh my god, and it freaks me out.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
You got to delete just I always.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Every once in a while I'll go to my Safari
search history and I delete yesterday and today.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
You go to your app. Your apps are uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
But whatever I did a week ago, I fed.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, I just do it every time.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
You do every every day?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
No, I don't every day, but if I were to
beat off, I would meet.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I'm done beating off.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I delete the search history from today and yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
From Safari or from from Safari.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, I'm a I'm a Google. We've gone through this.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
I don't remember. You're not a Google. You don't do
Google incognito mode.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
No I do. I delete the history.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
But you're saying Safari not Google, two different search Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, yeah, Safari. I'm a Safari man.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You were a bing guy.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I used to I used to bing if I used
to bring, But Safari is easy.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't think exists. Well, porn Hub has released stats
on what we were jerking off to in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
There are so many fucking stats.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Alone because I know a place, I know something called
jerk Roulette.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh, here we go where you could jerk off.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Here we go again, the neighborhood alone again.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I'll be honest with you. Porn Hub. I'm surprised because
porn Hub went through a situation where they had to
delete most of their videos and stuff like that. Because
it got there was some weird thing.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
On because anyone could upload videos.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, it was like we got some weird thing. Yeah.
So I didn't think Pornhub was even like a major
one anymore. I don't watch porn, so I don't really
understand an that's the.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Only one I look at. I don't know about other ones.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh oh, you don't know about jerk mates.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Well, no, I've seen they always asked want to go?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, because anybody actually click on, I don't know boo.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
The old want to fuck?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh yeah, that's always crazy jerk off. I see an
eighty five year old naked. That's what I want to say.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Some pople into that.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's called jerk mates, or that they'll be like this
random cam girl. It's like it's an ad. It's like,
stop with the ads, browsers, is braisiers whatever?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Then is it's free? Okay, we know it's always free.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
That a lot of you guys, a lot of ads.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Okay, okay, to make your peanuts bigger too at the top.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
Yeah, it's like some devices.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
And so you're not the target, customer target.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
And sometimes when you're going through like a search, you're
just looking for something and they're throwing some weird thing
in the middle of nowhere and you're like, oh god, yeah,
and you feel bad.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
For the cheers silent here.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'm really confused what you guys are talking about.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Remember when they had book the Facebook of sex that
was an ad to Yeah, that was years that was
years ago.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
You'ld be the ad. Have you tried fuck book? What
I click on that? Did you know?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I know? Oh, I've never met a single person that's
clicked on those ads other than Sky's husband.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
But I'm but I'm never gonna ask.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Okay, Yeah, So porn Hub Wow, Like literally, there's like
almost two hundred pages of stats they have put out.
Who knew there were so many stats about porn and
porn viewing.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
But to be honest with you, I don't know. If
I want to know, we need Yeah, it's already.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I've never I've never jerked it on a porn hub
website and then felt good about myself afterwards.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Really, I'm usually pretty.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
I don't never feel bad about myself.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'm usually pretty disgusted myself.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
What kind of shit do you look at?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
It?

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Nothing crazy, I just vanilla stuff Compared to what you're looking.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
What are you looking at.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Like lesbian ship just like lesbian normal lesbiansian Is.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
That what you type in just lesbian?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, that's lesbian.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
It would.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
That would be another category, you know a man.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh yeah, you are still yeah disappointed.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, you don't have to mix it up.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Do you have to put in like p o V
Mill or p o V like you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Or just I just put in you know, I only know,
like seriously, like five or six different porn stars, so
I put in like one of those, and then the name.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
I mean, everyone knows.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Who Riley Read is, or like Miam Makova or I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
A Bella Danger.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
What you know who Riley Read is. She was on
selling Sunset. Remember she was buying a house, that beach house.
They were selling her house.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
That's different kind of porn for sky Yeah black, Okay,
we got thank.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
You so part of the year review. Lets us know
how long we are spending per visit. Okay, in the
United States we are spending just a little over ten
minutes per visit. The longest is Japan with eleven minutes.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
You don't need to be on there that long.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well, it depends if you find the right video.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, which you know, sir, if.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
It start when you start the video ten minutes, okay.
But if it's like the search time, you got to
figure out what you're gonna land on, right.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
But I kind of know what I'm doing there. I
know what I'm looking for.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I know I don't go for.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
You, Okay, toy black Okay.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Our top three search terms here in the US on
porn Hub, number three is Asian, number two is milf,
and number one is Latina.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Really okay, you guys, remember I think we talked about
this the guy when I was it was like fifteen
years ago, Milf Hunter. We go around the van and
just I remember watching that in high school being.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Like, how does he do it?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Also thought wrestling was real. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I was like, man, this guy just meets moms and
then bangs and.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
This is crazy. What a life we meet someday? Oh
my god, that's weird. That is so weird. Was like,
teach me, dude, give me a van.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I didn't sound like that. I did not see I did, Okay.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
They also let us know on porn Hobbs Year in Review,
the top five trends of the year.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Lesbian ship We are.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
All over guys.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah. Number five femboy fixation.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Is that like the weird ship that your husband's into.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I don't think so. No, they have it kind of
more in the homosexual category.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Guy just said that very aggressed for.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Fenboys. It actually joined the if they joined the top
ten search terms this year, So congratulations, been boys.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
I don't think you want to know me.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Probably Number four trend cheating and affairs. Oh my god,
cheating cheating wife.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Because if I search that, my wife found out, I
wouldn't be in She would kill ye, she would kill me.
I wouldn't be in the show.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
The next yame and this is probably you guys, they say.
Part of that is office affair is trending in twenty
twenty five, like Jim and Pam were, No, we're taking guys,
we're taking Oh, you.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Two are taking off, hands off.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Number three, wait to get home to type that.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
In number three is a real life role play. They
want to watch role playing porn? Uh, they say, professor,
plumber and chef are some of the chef categories.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
That's all great, I just don't do the people really
watch like the dialogue or watches it from the very Yeah,
like I just go right in to great story, like, yeah,
who's he's watching the pizzagain delivered?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I want his backstory?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah those pipes really?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
What the bacon? Yeah do?

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Number two goes to Mills Mills coubers fifty plus, mature
fifty plus.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Wow. The number one trend they say, they call it
diverse desires.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Lesbian, transgender, lesbian, sissory, bisexual, queer they say, really all
rising terms and twenty twenty history. And then the final
thing I looked at in the porn hubb trends for

(10:00):
this year is what people are searching under movies and
characters on porn hub.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
So like parodies.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Yes, okay, that news Utopia movie came out.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
You never searched, Judy.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
You know what I never have now, Hello Friday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Friday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
But these are the top ten of what they're looking up.
Ten Power Rangers.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
You you loved her?

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Number nine Catwoman, Oh.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Boom you are weird. Boom stop it stats are through
the roof because of you.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Number eight, Oh this is weird.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Alasta girl, We're in the Disney mood. Yeah, well, that's
all kinds of crazy stuff.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
So I was thinking Number seven Wonder Woman, oh yeah,
Number six, Black Widow, oh yeah, Number five Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
You know, it's weird that these are like nerdy characters.
I'm kind of surprised.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Number four is Harley Quinn.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I mean they're all nerdy.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Number three Game of Thrones, Oh yeah, Number two is
Spider Man.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
We would yeah, not the not Spider Girl.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
No Spider Man.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
I don't know if they want to see Spider Man
banging somebody or I don't know what we're looking.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
At shooting webs, but what if it.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Did Penis shot out webs.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
I don't want to see Spider Man banging somebody. Sky
talking about.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
And the number one movie slash character term people were
searching on porn Hub this year was by far Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Sorry guys,
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