Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

Episodes

July 31, 2025 85 mins

Bill rambles about daddy daughter day, the war grift, and saxophone sex scenes.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 7-31-17 - Bill rambles about heat waves, ole fatty cakes, and MLB.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good 

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Bill rambles about spying phones, classic cool guys, and California grifters.


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Bill rambles about baseball, screens, and California.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(34:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 7-24-17 - Bill rambles about being an old man, microchips, and Aaron Judge. 

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears


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Bill rambles about scootering in Milan, hotel light controls, and puking stories.


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Bill rambles about stories from the pool, yacht people, and cupcakes.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-17-17 Bill rambles about snake charmers, Bank of America, and the Red Sox.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Carrtoons - Thursday Disco (feat. Haile Supreme)


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Bill rambles about hotel waffles, London, and Kryptonite.


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Bill rambles about jet lag, playing with The Pretenders, and Wimbelton.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(47:20) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-11-17 - Bill rambles about Dr Phil, Hitler's House, and his new drum kit.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Ring My Bell


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Bill rambles about banana ball, Sabbath's last show, and the corporate world.


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Bill rambles about terrible styles, car shopping, and checking out.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-3-25 - Bill rambles about patience, helicopters, and being a booze bag.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Elvis Presley - Change of Habit


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Bill rambles about women who don't need men, instagram head nodding, and Chat GPT therapy.


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Bill rambles about MotoGP, the NBA, and aviation 'experts'.


00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
31:01 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-26-17 - Bill rambles about photosynthesis police, the Big Papi roast, and minding your p's and q's.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ramsey Lewis - Uhuru


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Bill rambles about the submarine guy, the Middle East, and nerd cities.


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Bill rambles with Josh Homme about his new film 'Queens of the Stone Age: Alive in the Catacombs', 'Cats' on drugs, and reviews.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(48:33) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Queens of the Stone Age - Smooth Sailing


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Bill rambles about sugar, NHL playoffs, and the machine.


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Bill rambles about CEOs, Andor, and theater drama.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(45:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-9-17 - Bill rambles about cab drivers, Canadian GP, and salmon.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Better Than Ezra - (Untitled) 


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Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about ol' Billy birthday, current events, and keeping calm.


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Bill rambles about hockey, heroine on the streets, and his grandmother.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 
(34:02) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-5-17 - Bill rambles about 
Clusterfest,  pile on teams, and medical students.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell 


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Bill rambles about completing a model car, the Mexican tooth-fairy, and sailing.


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Bill rambles about visiting Boston, silencers, and alligator meat.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(31:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-29-17 - Bill rambles about 
grilling, cultural appropriation, and driving and ambulance.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Bob Dylan - Highway 61

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Bill rambles about New York borough pride, unfit men in belly shirts, and a woman sets a man on fire.


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