Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

Episodes

October 16, 2025 136 mins

Bill rambles about bears in the woods, open carry laws, and man made salmon.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:06) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-16-17 - Bill rambles about the NFL caring, moving your head, and shoplifting.

(01:43:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 7 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill is carrying Paul with another 3-1 week.  Paul is on life support with another 1-3 week.


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Bill rambles about windows, evolution, and the boroughs.

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Bill rambles with drummer Dave Elitch (Weezer, The Mars Volta) about his new program for drummers 'Your Mind's Ear' available now at www.DaveElitch.com 


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-9-17- Bill rambles about the Swamp, Rosie the Riveter, and the Coast Guard.

(01:58:20) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 6 Preview with Paul Virzi - Bill rescues his record a ...

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Bill rambles about the Patriots, old photos, and space exploration.


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Bill rambles about water in the basement, diving on the ground, and going to the Doctors.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(28:14) -Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-2-25 - Bill rambles about the Fall, the Sun Belt Conference, and fatties.

(01:41:35) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 5 Preview with Paul Virzi.  Paul has a redemption week going 3-1.  Bill has brought his win column up to 2 for the year. ...

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Bill rambles about football Sunday, performing in the Middle East, and project Blue Beam


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Bill rambles about NFL games, War of the Worlds, and Grateful Dead bootlegs.


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Bill rambles with comedian Nate Craig about middle acts, being a dad, and his new special.  

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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:09:35) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-18-17 - Bill rambles about no booze, making an ass of himself at a party, and the Stub Hub Cent-AHH!

(02:15:14) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 3 Preview wi...

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Bill rambles about getting fresh air, the internet, and wedding disclaimers.


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Bill rambles about the Criterion Collection films, his new car, and television.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-11-17 Bill rambles about the South, undefeated seasons, and the Russians.

(01:34:53) - Anything Better Podcast - Week 2!  The fellas both went 0-4, but they hit on the Monday Night Special.  


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Bill rambles about seeing Oasis at the Rose Bowl, potential dystopian futures, and electronic menu ordering.


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Bill rambles about dodging questions, finding answers, and the NFL.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:03) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 9-4-17 - Bill rambles about Europe's little counties, Force India, and no boozin' there.

(01:32:20) - Anything Better Podcast - The boys are back!  Bill and Paul return to make their picks and break down the games of the week.  They also discuss where to be homeless, t...

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Bill rambles about the internet, football, and hard drugs.


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Bill rambles about crosswalks, weighted vests, and back-up noises.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-28-17 - Bill rambles about Make A Wish, Booze Batting Lineups, and free T-shirts.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Kava Kon - Zero Gravity Lounge


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Bill rambles about summer for kids, tambourines at concerts, and classic car owners.

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Bill rambles with comedian and writer Carol Leifer about her new book 'How To Write A Funny Speech', Seinfeld, and cruise line shows.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(59:11) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-21-25 Bill rambles about gambling on baseball, Adam and Eve, and snooping.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Greyboy - Ruffneck Jazz

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Bill rambles about throwing little-people, the Television Hall of Fame, and Instagram location settings.


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Bill rambles about Y: The Last Man, Rubberneckers, and making popcorn.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(27:53) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-14-17 - Bill rambles about luxury apartments, the Jersey Shore, and being a hypocrite.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: INXS - Disappear 


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Bill rambles about squats, driverless cars, and toothpaste deliveries.


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Bill rambles about roasting a legend, playing with Primus, and coffee chains.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-7-17 - Bill rambles about the New York Times Crossword puzzle, taking a bath, and saying Nuke-You-Lar. 

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Kay Kaiser (Harry Babbit & Ginny Simms) - Chatterbox


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