Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

Episodes

September 11, 2025 141 mins

Bill rambles about the Criterion Collection films, his new car, and television.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-11-17 Bill rambles about the South, undefeated seasons, and the Russians.

(01:34:53) - Anything Better Podcast - Week 2!  The fellas both went 0-4, but they hit on the Monday Night Special.  


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Bill rambles about seeing Oasis at the Rose Bowl, potential dystopian futures, and electronic menu ordering.


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Bill rambles about dodging questions, finding answers, and the NFL.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:03) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 9-4-17 - Bill rambles about Europe's little counties, Force India, and no boozin' there.

(01:32:20) - Anything Better Podcast - The boys are back!  Bill and Paul return to make their picks and break down the games of the week.  They also discuss where to be homeless, t...

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Bill rambles about the internet, football, and hard drugs.


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Bill rambles about crosswalks, weighted vests, and back-up noises.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-28-17 - Bill rambles about Make A Wish, Booze Batting Lineups, and free T-shirts.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Kava Kon - Zero Gravity Lounge


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Bill rambles about summer for kids, tambourines at concerts, and classic car owners.

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Bill rambles with comedian and writer Carol Leifer about her new book 'How To Write A Funny Speech', Seinfeld, and cruise line shows.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(59:11) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-21-25 Bill rambles about gambling on baseball, Adam and Eve, and snooping.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Greyboy - Ruffneck Jazz

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Bill rambles about throwing little-people, the Television Hall of Fame, and Instagram location settings.


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Bill rambles about Y: The Last Man, Rubberneckers, and making popcorn.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(27:53) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-14-17 - Bill rambles about luxury apartments, the Jersey Shore, and being a hypocrite.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: INXS - Disappear 


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Bill rambles about squats, driverless cars, and toothpaste deliveries.


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Bill rambles about roasting a legend, playing with Primus, and coffee chains.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-7-17 - Bill rambles about the New York Times Crossword puzzle, taking a bath, and saying Nuke-You-Lar. 

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Kay Kaiser (Harry Babbit & Ginny Simms) - Chatterbox


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Bill rambles about 'driving an iPad', seeing the sights, and facial recognition.


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Bill rambles about daddy daughter day, the war grift, and saxophone sex scenes.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 7-31-17 - Bill rambles about heat waves, ole fatty cakes, and MLB.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good 

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Bill rambles about spying phones, classic cool guys, and California grifters.


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Bill rambles about baseball, screens, and California.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(34:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 7-24-17 - Bill rambles about being an old man, microchips, and Aaron Judge. 

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears


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Bill rambles about scootering in Milan, hotel light controls, and puking stories.


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Bill rambles about stories from the pool, yacht people, and cupcakes.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-17-17 Bill rambles about snake charmers, Bank of America, and the Red Sox.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Carrtoons - Thursday Disco (feat. Haile Supreme)


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Bill rambles about hotel waffles, London, and Kryptonite.


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Bill rambles about jet lag, playing with The Pretenders, and Wimbelton.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(47:20) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-11-17 - Bill rambles about Dr Phil, Hitler's House, and his new drum kit.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Ring My Bell


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Bill rambles about banana ball, Sabbath's last show, and the corporate world.


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