Ep 521 - Jay Mohr - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:24):
What's up pool? What's up everybody? Filippe Sparsa right here,
man all the way from South London. Mate, Hello, just
came back from watching Crystal Palace beat Liverpool three nil.
Actually that's not a fact. They won three nail on

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my video game. But in real life we got the
ass worts up everybody. We are marching riz right here,
back from being kidnapped by Willie Barsena for the weekend
manro toys right here, man looking like like like fucking
what's that? What's that guy named Yola? Yola?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Dopeola?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Right here? Do Yola dopet Yola?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
You could be like engineer a jar mister doodle. We
got J Moore? What's up people?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
What demand the legend's.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Promoting his really really hot movie right now, Holy Cash,
written produced by all the Paragus.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Absolutely right here.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
We have the great J mar that's a funny movie here.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Like we're going with J Moore.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Man, It's like working with like Brando or something like that,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Nicholson?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Was he.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Food? Only the best for J Moore? Right here? Yeah? Man,
So so we worked in the same movie we're in
different scenes. And but I've always been a fan of
Jay Moore. I used to watch him at the laugh
Factory back in the day with all the legends there.
Ralphie May.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
When I first met Ralphie May, I thought he was
a lesbian.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
He had like big you know, he had like big
tennis and his hat like, hey.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
This is my pitch. I don't give a play Jaymore.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, man, oh they're looking like Rosie O'donald Douglas and ship.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
That's how he would stand though. He's right, dude, apparently together.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
Carry you like yes, fresh like a baby paste.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
So yeah, around that time, you guys did that TV
show Spy TV? Was that you guys? All right?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Because I remember something.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Cold Riguez Impression one and then he struck out swing.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
We're gonna go back, We're gonna come back to life
after this one.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Raffie May. If you don't know either comedy that we
grew up watching in the neighborhood, this guy will throw it.
Raffie May barbecue. Every year they were like elastic by
rocking with they were eating this ship making barbecue. And
if you were there, man in the beginning, you would
have saw that everybody for the last comic Stanley was

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at that barbecue.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Really except except that.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Except that fan, of course, except that guy. He was
like San Diego man performing at the fourth and beat shows. Yeah,
I remember man now going to ralphree mays On barbecue
and I brought Philip my son. He was a little kid,
and they gave me brownies. I didn't know what kind
of brownies they were. That lost my son for the
rest of the day. And but that the Beatles kids

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were there, Hell yeah, yeah, and Barry Cats. He had
long hair, bro you know, like all men brothers. He
had a Many Mirror's jersey on Boston representing we're in
a Boston Red Sox when they're not when they weren't.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Winny by the way, when Many were number ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, you're really dedicated then.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, man, it's uh, it's one of a business man
with berry Berry's.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
I have a gig for you who pays five hundred
thousand dollars. If you want it, you have to leave now.
You have to pick up Skylar Stone and Northridge. You
have to drive the banger Maine. You wanted Tyler Stone.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Yeah, it's canceled, man, like that.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Y Diaz impression. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
I was at Ralphie's house once and Joey was staying
there too, but Joey was apartment sitting across.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Hijack the show up, No, go ahead, we'll turn it
down to you.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
And I was really fucking stoned, just ripping bombers. And
I go say hi to Joey and I go in
the girls bathroom the apartment he was apartment sitting, and
I go in the medicine cabinet for vizine. There's two vizines.
I put one, put vizine in, and I come out
and Joey goes, dog, you didn't use that fucking vizine,
did you?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I go yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Well, he goes, bro, let's check parties this liquid acid.
You're gonna be seeing treasures.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
No, I'm like what because I think you know I
do like four drops each eye, damn pro. My advice
to you is you're getting that fancy Mercedes to get
your ass.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Home as a p cocksucker. You gotta be I can
see it, damag Bro.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
And I go, Joey, are you kidding? And he goes,
I'm not kidding, brother, this check, I have toga parties.
It's crazy and I go, I go, Joey, let me.
Let me just tell you something right now.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
If that was liquid acid, I'm going to convince myself
when I'm high that you're the devil on earth and
cornate and I will not rest until I bashed your
skull into the curb on Gardener Street and your blood
runs into the fucking into the palm trees like that
door song, blood in the palm tree, and he.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Goes, bro fucking relax, it's my scene. Holy this cocksucker
ro you got issues, Jamul.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Next thing, you know, you gotta take it back to Cuba.
Cocks up.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
The next thing, you know, I'm fucking flying home on
a carpet.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
That was nineteen ninety eight, cocksucker, cocksucker. I remember, we
want to hang around by that alley with the little poles. Yeah, yeah,
but that was the house road where it was.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Behind al com Padre.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I was playing the.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
And this girl I was fooling around with pulls up
just randomly. She's at that red light on Sunset. I'm
walking pimp and.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
She goes, Jay, I go, hey, what's up? She goes,
what does your pot dealer live here?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
And I'm like, yes, god slipping, yes.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Because what does your pot dealer live here? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
So it was a Martel Cartel back then.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Thanks for coming on my podcast, man.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
He me twice brought Patty talking about your brother.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
He's doing good, by the way, Hell yeah, what's up?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Is that his husband's name and the.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Husband name the white guy right, yeah, he made it.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
It's funny.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I like it's funny. Oh, gay guys always, it's funny.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
I like gay guys introduced like the boy friends without
saying it's the boyfriend, like a Thanksgiving It's like, Hi,
I'm here.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I think you all know Kevin and you have to.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's like you all know keV, like we know, Bro.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
You did these impressions.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
You really fired me up. You can be yeah, man,
this is my my friend ron You know he'd be
stretching that ass.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Back door Ronnie right here.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
But my brother he brought all his gay friends to
our house before well, my dad was in there. But
but it was like all of them, Bro, Frankie and
some other fool, funny ass fools.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Dog, you are too funny. Bro.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Nobody Rose, Nobody Rose women better than fucking gay ass dudes.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Bro, because they're not trying to impress them.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
You know, they're not trying to boneum.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Girl, Please be my wife at the farmer's market and
she's holding her maltese under her arm and these two
gay guys walk by, and he's holding the maltice under
his arm, and as he passes her, he goes relatable.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
You can't say that's.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
A straight guy, you know, he bro. I love these
chairs because after every joke, I just go.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
But then how do you react to that?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Actually were the same but different.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I was doing a show at the Celebrity Theater in Arizona,
and the promoter there he gave me free tickets to
see the Hada Ross the night before, two tickets, and
I went to go see her and there was a
bunch of gay des bro there and some of them
were wearing the outfits that she was wearing the show,
and somehow they knew the colors that there was. I

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was sitting next to like these crystal suit looking gay
dodo retaliate big fans. Yeah bro. Then when then when
she was leaving, she was running out, she dies when
she stops and looks at the audience, the walks away
and I got life. I thought you were looking at me.
But but the gay do bb to it. Bro, he
lives at his friend Ron right here, made eye contact,

(09:11):
yeah right here.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Don't you feel like you can never underestimate the importance
of growing up or around gay people and black people
like you you can really like no, no, not, there's
nothing related to them, just when like being in show business,
like being around a lot of black people. Then outside
of show bunz, you meet black people and you say
some things like you're kind of hip, and they're like

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they look at you, like what the fuck?

Speaker 7 (09:35):
You don't get that pass because comedians are more like
I mean, they know, you know, travel more.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
You say to a black guy like, oh, you see
his hair's all wavy, like I slept at the wavecap
last night.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Huh, And they're like, what how is this fucking.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Gun insadder information?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah for real?

Speaker 7 (09:51):
Yeah it's true.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, yeah, I love that ship.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
But you didn't know that if you grew up on
black people, like my wife grew up around black people
and you know how to braid here and that. Oh
and I remember watching this this this girl and she
was going at this her hair, and they didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
That's how they scratch scratches.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
They don't want to mess up the waves. Yeah, I
was watching this, watching the video these Africans who are
these Africans who are who are on the bush and
they hunt monkeys and they boil them in stew with vegetables.
They're eating there. You can see them like grabbing a
little monkey. Hey going yeah, And then they're all chilling, Bro,

(10:32):
they're all chilling. Actually it's their world, so they're all chilling.
And there are the guys telling a story how he
cut the monkey. He goes. But it's funny, man, because
they speak the language, the clicking, the African clicking. Yeah,
where some of the balls are like if I'm going
to the store, So the guy's telling.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
One of those languages.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
He goes, he goes. I don't know what else he
said before that. When he got he goes, No, I
was dying.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
He said, I believe it. You never beat that guy
in charades, Bro.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
And then I see that sometimes they have dogs right
with him and they're not eating. I guess. But somebody said,
man that like three stories down, Oh man, they had
that dog. But it was a little dog. But I learned, bro,
that you know when the lion fights a hyena looking

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small right next to that big eyed lion, but I
hate them next to a human being huge. Bro. The
same African guys. They had two hyaenas bro like pets.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
They're like Kujo.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
They're like they're like they can't even control them, broy
like five pair boos at once.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
They're laughing all the time. I love it due them.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
They laugh.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
They're legs are longer than their back.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Legs are about to gettin reverse lowriders.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Dude, crazy, these guys are sucking great dude.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
We here give Joe Lopez.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Bro, there's not too much to give lately. You don't
even just watch the show Lopez versus Lopez.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
This blows my mind, Like Keno specific impressions like.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I give you some almost bros. Me your you.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
You're gonna try the voice. We're gonna find it inside his.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Bad Hey, what happened to? What happened to? Like it
had to be done? I mean you knew you who.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Wants to buy some doughnuts?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
He knocked at my bodyguard?

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Hey, lay hoie, that was my fault. I slid I
earned the petick sneaker homes.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
My shots are too long. Let me pull up that
my chest.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
My short jeans are too long.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
I slipped on my skateboard.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Bro, I'm on home and hitting YouTube.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
I'm just so many Latino dudes I could be doing
if I could just learn it.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Eighty years old.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
That's a trip, dude.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Eighty.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
Yes, he's eight. He was born in the forties.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
The wonder he was holding two forty ouncers Bro for battles.
Actually he's not sober now for forty years.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think longer.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
No, he's a party in the forties. I mean in
his forties.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Had Bro I met. I met at one time, and
then I met his bodyguard. I met his homies and
his little homie and then one of his homies. Him
and I were in the same rehab, but at different times.
Shut out to Live Again Recovery homes Pastor Juan and
Living Again the other Furrower's name. Man, you know you are?

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You went too much?

Speaker 3 (13:46):
If we're to have shout out to Covenant Hills. What's up?
You know what's up? Thanks for getting me right?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Hello you in there.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
I was there thirty days and then I went to
a second rehab up North for thirty days.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
I thought I was done.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
There was like a zoom call with my couple of
my homies, and I thought they were gonna like argue
over who got to come pick me up?

Speaker 3 (14:04):
And where'd I want to go eat?

Speaker 6 (14:05):
And they're like no, no, no, they held up for sure.
Now you're gonna go to this rehab to.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Make sure, make sure?

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Yeah, And I was like shit, I said, okay, you
know the.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
One, now hold on that one was co ed, co ed. Oh,
here's your funny story. Have fun.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
I didn't see a chick in a month. And I
was with a bunch of dudes. You know, it's like
it's it's just a bunch of white guys trying out
throw it back each other. So then I go to
this fancy one up in San Francisco, like nice thread
count sheets. So I got naked and got under the blankets.
I kind of got boned it up tight, and then
I could see inside the apartment next door. A there
was a house next door, and I could see inside
this lady's kitchen and she's walking around in a little

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bathrobe with nothing else. And I'm like shit, But if
I stand on the window ledge, I can see her
whole body. So I I'm butt naked and I got
one foot on the bed, one foot on the window
ledge and you know when you do like that downstroke.
I'm doing this, Spider, I'm doing the like start to
double playball and I'm looking in and all of a sudden,

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behind me, I hear time for meds. I'm like they
caught me up in the air, Like, could you bring
somebody in and fix the ceiling?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Fan?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I thought I was gonna get a way bigger laught.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
What you're doing there?

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Don't pity me, motherfucker Brizzo. I appreciate you trying to
help out this guy. I just lost somehow, I lost
two out of three guys here midway through that story.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
No, you're good, bro. What'd you go in there for?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Though? Dude?

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Adderall, that was it?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Pill? I love aall pills. I'm a pill billy, bro.
I'm a drug addict for four years Wednesday, four years Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Gratulations man one day to time, but.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Add and what else we know?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
But Adderall, like it's all I did?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
What is ad? What does that do? Speed in the streets? Right?

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah? The do I got it right? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (15:55):
But I would wake up swallow a thirty snort thirty
before I like.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Boy, our listener could avoid a street and I'll go there.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
I'll give you the address after there's some business.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
I don't know. I never like. I never like when
when I was partying as a well, when I was
partying and as a young adult, like twenties, it wasn't
really that much pills heroin, but it was like you
were too fad to get AIG's bro, so you didn't
want to mest with that. And I ever acted the guy. Bro,
give me a quick, give me a quick one day, Bro,

(16:28):
don't you have HIV?

Speaker 3 (16:29):
I want to die?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
He said, Nah, he didn't give me one. But but yeah, yeah, man,
just crack for me.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Yeah, if I relax, I'll go out on crack as
I get your money's worth.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
People go like I relaxed, I had some wine.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
I'm like, you relax on wine, like go fucking like
I'm smoking crack.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
If I go out, I'm going.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah. I always feel like when people stay we have
re left on wine. I used to think that way, like, yeah,
it was the one, But now, man, what happened was
before you re left for that one? You relap was
probably a month ago already in your mind, like you
plant it out, you plan it. It's weird, bro. As
an addict, like I know, I know, I know that

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if like if I'm going to drink today, like I'm
going to drink, if I want to drink to that,
I would have to go to a club. I won't
say about club, but I need club, but I will
saying at a club where I can find more comics
that haven't made it. You know who are going crazy
and I haven't seen you in a long time, But

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I know that there would have to be a drug
dealer in the room before I start drinking, because that'll
be a waste.

Speaker 7 (17:43):
So you'd use alcohol as an excuse to get to
the next level.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I was. I think I used and I've never went
straight to the drugs with alcohol first because I guess
in my mind, I want to get myself that excuse
that it's the alcohol. But I never went straight. Both
small crack a having like a bottle of vodka cranberry juice,
shout out toucci. Yeah, bro, When I started anice skateboard

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with a fucking bottle of vodka and he fucking poured
the thought was he poured the vodka the cranberry first,
and then poured it together and they mixed it and and
then called his wife just a bitch. Better have a
stripper there.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
That that was like dog Face, but Hardcore answered, that's right,
that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
You know, dog Face, he's some he's some anti American
Chicano guy. The from Boise Adoho went viral during the pandemic.
He was he would lay to work. His car broke
down and he took he took his skateboard out of
the car and he said, whatever, man, he fucking smoked one.

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He opened up his his his bottle of Gramberry Ocean
spray and he started drinking it running his longboard.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
The sle mac Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
He had him on the show and he went viral.
Right did the dog did the exact same thing? And
I'm breaking by a Ducci? But fuck twenty years before,
fifteen years before, he goes to a liquor store in
the valley and he buys Cradberry juicing a vodka and

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he drinks it. He starts skateboarding. But you know what,
but he Howard Stern when he said, when he finally
sobered up, you know what happened. Though they didn't show
it on television, but you know, I guess he never
went back to filming the show. They got fun too
fucked up. He said that he was rolling his skateboard.
He was all fucked up on SUP somewhere and a

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limousine roll by Bro and the dude put down the
window and with Michael Jackson shut up, and he said, Danny,
what the fuck or whatever to hear, Bro, what are
you doing? You're done? Ducci. But then that Wood said
that he fucking a word up after that.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
But I was driving to Phoenix to do the Temp improv.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
No I was, and I ran out of gas and
I took my skateboard out of the car and I
started skateboarding on the I was real high.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I was skateboarding on the.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Ten to go to the gas station like two miles away,
and I'm just so I start live streaming. I started,
like Instagram live live streaming, like like just to show
everybody like how dedicated to the gig I was. But
my family's watching it thinking it's like my suicide note.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Just eighteen wheelers are blowing past me. Oh my, you
fucking idiot. I'm just like, hey, show must go on.
I'm skateboarding on the ten in the desert. Oh I'm
so glad I don't do that anymore. That's sane.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
I get clipped.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
And then once my car broke down leaving the comedy store,
and I was like, fuck, what am I gonna do?
Having a skateboard in your car is a good idea, apparently,
especially you fuck them. So I took the baby seat
out of my car because I was gonna need it,
and I was skateboarding down the middle of I sent
Tanella on the middle because it's just paved, and I went,
I'm like, bro, it was pretty far because like that

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downgrade towards the airport, and I skateboard like three miles.
But I was that guy in the middle of the
street holding a baby seat on a skateboard at two
in the morning, just like totally that was totally normal
to Mekter die.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Over here skater.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Getting destroyed. Bro, that's crazy, bro skateboarding.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
But did Michael Jackson give Danny Bonaducci a ride or
that fucked up?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
He left undrero? But it was sad, like how little
things that you don't know that affect you when you
were little affect you as an adult. But like you
start remembering, or feelings come up or there's a situation
where get a feeling within him, and I thought, I
do know, little kid. So that was but Danny. But
Ducci's on a Howard Stern and he's talking about how
one day, one night he was headlighting somewhere well somewhere

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in the show and it will Danny Bonaducci whatever, right,
and he took his dad right to show like maybe
I'll say I'm proud of right, and so then he
saw Frank sinatchos it will be there too, but it
was smaller. So that but Aducci, his dad posted ship
out of him.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
I said, don't you ever think you're greater price than motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's my problem. I never took my dad anywhere bron
of my shows. But you ever think you're bigger than
well who powa drink is never?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Never at all. I'm with the Martin Rushmore of whatever
you want to call it.

Speaker 8 (22:28):
What.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
I love this impression. He was a good guy man. Yeah,
he helped you guys. I mean he look, I.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Was here one via one My day was constantly the
way I do when is always do it with like
an opening up with a big word. I always does Consequently,
you know.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
The algorithm I sometimes I take viagrass so I don't
feel my shoes.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
That's a good one.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
Sometimes you ever pee on your balls when you're having
a small tick day.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
They want to piece it in down.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
You know you probably got long Joey the ass balls.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Hell yeah, Bro, the King of Swing. That's the one
Bro from Feeters waiting to jump on bouncy balls, hop
on that ship.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
But they don't make those anymore. When we were kids, everybody.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Had that thing that hop around. Their kids were like
falling forward and busting their teeth.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
My homie, long balls.

Speaker 9 (23:33):
That's basically a yoga ball, right, but like yoga ball
with a handle, you leave it out in the yard
for a few days and then like if you get
less full and you just leave it out there, Remember
you leave your bikes on the lawn overnight.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
You didn't care.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I never did that. Bro will beat our ass.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
I didn't care about much.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
He will beat the fu to break bring in the bikes,
and then said something racist about black people.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Like what you don't need.

Speaker 10 (24:01):
The back up there so they could take it, but
want to take it to their house and living ignore
They then.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Racist at all?

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Later, let me think it like come up pinchy negatively
sounds crazy pinch.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
They don't want to say that. They didn't want to
say the m work because, like they could hear, they
knew that one already.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
Beatles Spanish though there's no version of the N word
in Spanish.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Bro, you know you never Okay, I remember. And there's
another one to brom. There's two of them, my ch
and then if you if you pronounce it with the
th h a oh yeah, that's a that's a mixture
of two words.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Okay, do you guys go? Do you guys all go
on the road together.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, we'll be in Kansas City this weekend.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
We'll be at the Kansas City Comedy Club. People two
shows already sold out.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
They come see me. Unless you're in the Kansas City area,
then go see these guys. Is your crowd mostly like
you know.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Where we're going.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Man.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Even Australia in London.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Huh fuck yeah, Bro, Australia went.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
To Australia to that club. What it?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
It's the Comedy Lounge, and the.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Comedy Lounge over there is fucking ship hot. Hear them
getting everything they say. It sounds like a question in
the clowns vagina.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah you know what they do talk about that. It
didn't a question?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
And you over there, over here, what's going on here?

Speaker 3 (25:29):
You look good today?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
The homeless get walked up to a brou on Australian.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
I can still smell that fool?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, like five how long.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Is that fly?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Thirteen and a half hours?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
I can't do it, dude, you can't do it.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Even like in first class, all dipped up nice.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
I could sleep and then watch a movie and I'm
still four hours away. It's like I'll go I'll go nuts.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
You've been like five hours.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Like like New York.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
That's like ship bro Hawai baby, That's the only time
I felt like I'm very far away from home.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
An Australia dog really, David tell says, it's as far
away as you can go without being on your way back.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah. Man, we were like different weather too. It was
it was winter there when it was summer here.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Never seen a wombat, huh kangaroos?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
And yeah, how long were you guys there?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Like two weeks.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Weeks to night and.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
One night?

Speaker 6 (26:27):
Can you imagine it one later? What would they have
to pay you, Philip baby do it one night.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Under As a young comic who nobody knows who you are.
We'll go for nine hundred bro experience home, nine hundred,
nine hundred dollars. Yeah, because I don't know if you've
been to it.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Remember that club, Remember that club in Seattle, uh Billiards.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Parlor Live, Yeah, part.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Room.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
The manager there, the managers there from Ruben. Ruben had
a room before. He would at that club back in
the day with a guy with a thief, another comedian
and but not. But this guy, the Guaminian guy was cool.
It was a seventeen hour flight to Guam to do

(27:14):
a one night one night show and then leave the
next day nine hundred dollars. I never got to do
it though. They never booked you know where.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
You know, I'd be comfortable with a flight that long.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
If I was on like a C one thirty, like
a military plane, those big old like it's like a warehouse.
You could put like tanks and shit in it. That'd
be cool. You just walk around for a while, talk
to the pilots, talk to the military guys.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
If it catches fire.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I'll do it. Hop out, I'll do it wrong. But
I would have to be one of the first class
Emirates flights. Man oh and then my own little like
dab room inside the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
So what's what's the number?

Speaker 6 (27:53):
Like Australia want you just for a Saturday night? You're in,
Tuesday night, it's a Tuesday night.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
You're in, you're out?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Where do we go?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
It was how much Melbourne and Sydney?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
We left early?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Okay, but you're going to Sydney one night? Only sixteen
hours there?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (28:07):
Thirteen thirteen and a half thirteen boom? When you come
back you're a zombie.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
But who cares? You got what? What's the number? What's
the number for Felipe.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
If it's sold out?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Though?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
You know, who knows? What's the number to get you
on the plane to go there and do your show?
And then the next morning, five am pickup Uber two.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
We notice to leave. We gotta leave tonight.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
No, no, no, you can leave in six months. Who knows?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Five thousand dollars? Bro?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Okay, but you're gonna offers this ship for one night?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
What's your price?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Me? Fuck it? Let's make it forty five? Rodrigo.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
I love this guy. You just you just you're just
like down for.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Fun, said nine hundred Pano bro right here they got
went on the people, New Jersey meet the fucking world.
Rizz would do it for pussy dice man.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Bro, Hey, skipity, dude, that's my do Andrew dice Gy.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I'm in the steam room.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Everybody's wearing fucking towels.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Stop stabbing me.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Let me suck it, Jiro do.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Andrew nice k a nice case.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Nice clay brod by the Creek.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
She wrote a poem I went to sleep.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Let me get the door for your sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
It is tune as your button, she says to me.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Are you gonna stand there?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Roll day? I said, oh, I'm.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Sorry, slady.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Let me get out of your way.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
I'm probably holding you up.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Now back to the dicks, Hey, bro, that do fun?
They comed in, they passed away. He should do then
Afflex commercial Okilbert, he did a horrible clay with old funding. Bro.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Did you have an audition for the flac you did?

Speaker 8 (30:02):
I did?

Speaker 3 (30:05):
I don't think anyone did. Not who got it?

Speaker 7 (30:07):
That was a funny video though, I mean that was
a funny tweet, right.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
I mean, look, you're in the booth and you're like flax,
and then they go, uh, that was good. Could you
give us one more?

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Like you're a little more insightful, a little more in
on the good time the video.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Could you give me one when you're more of self aware?
Oh my god, I'm doing a duck self aware?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
A duck is your duck?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Man?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
I remember they were every him and I we went
through party was to ducks practice.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
Fifteen years Yeah, but like everyone auditioned for that.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
That's funny.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Let's hear your best. Let's let's go around the room
with our best a flax. That's pretty got a black
so far you're the winner.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
That sound standish? Bro Black Alack Black. You know auditioned
also for that the same thing, Bro, there's a video
for Bro play it like to be fat.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
This is fifteen years ago.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I was just a little.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Except now my body looks like a bean bag.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Now what it's the audition.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
You mean like the duck? I got this?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
I'll do it for you away. You'll do the audition
for what do the audition?

Speaker 5 (31:51):
That chair he's still pass.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Wow, I can tell you're a natural actor.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Theater actually showed up.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
He broke looks like tomorrow Land. Actually we're doing a
set of seat from Barry right now. There's deal that
shod Bro.

Speaker 7 (32:18):
Your he was like those where you lived in Echo
Park three hours.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Bro Sleeepy put that sleepy flight from US. I remember
that table though, quack and.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
This is my editor.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Before we cleaned the plot. But he was by getting Baby,
I put.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
The greastkind.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Re release that ship.

Speaker 7 (33:22):
We release it, Bro, Yeah it now, Bro throw back Thursday.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Bro, you don't even know who the A C Guy is?

Speaker 7 (33:29):
Twenty two thousand abews.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Who got it? No one got it?

Speaker 6 (33:34):
Eleven man Rizzo came in straight up like Gregory pack just.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
You have to go to your audition.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
It was a first.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
I know you had your hat all the way back
so they would make sure they saw your face.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
It was like the paper Boy was all the way back, that.

Speaker 8 (33:53):
First big video game, paper Boy.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
That's a Badasshi.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
It was nice that one, and like Hammer Girl, Where's
where's paper Boy? Like some green rooms have like video games,
but it's always Gallaga Miss pac Man. Like, if you guys,
if you put me in the green room at a
club with paper Boy, I'm gonna be late to my
own show.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
It was a bad still went from a Toledo funny bone.
Then because they have paper Boy, they.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Have it in the in the arcade games. I believe
you know what I can never get down with.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
There's Defender, there's too many buttons.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I love Defender, but always want to be good and
a boy crossed to the Mountain.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
You can learn how to like Bomb.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
You can learn how to play piano playing yeah, playing Defenders.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Defender had had a had a bomb cop smart bomb
where there are too many there's some there's like ships
on over you and it'll just everything will explode at once.
But jordren't get one. One of the bombs.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
Defender on twenty six hundred Toti was nice and shy
stick one of those.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
There's too many buttons, Bro, four six buttons.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
But those are the new re release arcades.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
They can get right for champs, but you'll break your fingers, Bro.
I had a finger bag doing that. Tempus is tight,
Tempest Bro Millipede.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Did they have a ball?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, Unless you have a little ubby fingers, your fingers
will get slid into a little ball. You know.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
I loved a lot. Was not Donkey Kong, but Donkey
Kong Jr. Was fun. We started swinging on those vines
and stuff. I used to get down with that.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Nineteen forty five was a ship though good times. Yeah, yeah,
you're shooting.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
That's in the green room and Spokane.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah Comedy club.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah, that's a good club.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah man, they have a candy in that drawer.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Yeah they do, because I like to call it my
mini bar.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Later, what's the worst though, comedy you've been to it?

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I mean you they're good clubs.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
But like the green rooms, just like the guy's office,
you're just sitting on like a box of whiskey.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Guys.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
Yeah, just next to a bunch of promotional posters and like.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
A lot of punch. That was like that. Oh that's
splitters is like that flying Also the Addison Addison impro
there with Rosie. She's doing paperwork. We're doing give me
bro j R. What was Alison impro bro? The manager.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Trey.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
Yeah, you just sit there and the like work there.
They just give you a cube of gole to hang
out in. Yeah, okay, and the piano.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Bar across the way. You're like and if you don't
draw you feel.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
Bad because the piano bar is packed. People are singing along.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
You're going to nobody recognizing from the show.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
Piano bar, right, yeah, they compete against each other, right, yeah,
piano bars.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
That's people get down those doling piano bars.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
You went for the second show. You're checking the other
drunk cheeks on those fucking pictures. And remember looking at
these photos. Yeah, it's that one chick with the black
hair and the blue top going.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah, but that's okay. It's when you do it at
Space Mountain you got a problem. Yeah, I can have
highness coming off the ride.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
You've been through six Flags with your mom or any
amusement parks?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, it was my mom.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
Like it's like in two thousand and four, your date
or what I mean, dude, actually to six Flags up
for my for a grand night eighth grade. And that
was like a week after the lady pregnant lady died
on Goliath.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
That's how she got pregnant riding Gliath.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
She came aborship Broad, she died, the kid lived. You
were there when the baby died.

Speaker 7 (37:35):
No, I was like a week after.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
How old were you? Wow?

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Or something like that.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
So you why do you specify his six Flag trip
with his mom?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Because I know that you don't have a dad.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
My mom tried to play baseball with me and it
wasn't the same.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Is your mom really young when you only know how
to play baseball, started hitting you with a bat.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
Alms, that's a joke, said, hey, you know, it's such
a human pianta.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
My mom was, I think, like, what is she?

Speaker 7 (38:05):
She's sixteen now, she's.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Younger than my wife. Oh really.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
His wife? Your mama the soccer team though, right, No,
like Chiefs at Montay Park.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
So she loves soccer, right?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
I like soccer now? Yeah, growing up, I used to
hate it because my dad would make us play because
he was just too cheap to buy his glove to
play baseball.

Speaker 7 (38:36):
But where did you guys play at?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
What part?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Bro? Just pick any part? Tdays and Thursdays. Bro, that's crazy, Bro,
Like all the other parks in Los Angeles Tuesdays and
Thursdays and dedicated to soccer. You know football, like football,
Amico football, Mecano football. No matter where you're going to Tuesday,
it's fucking soccer, no matter where you go.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
So they have that league, like Mexicans loved that, like
Latinos in general, there's that. There's that League's we're like
like guys in her forties and thirties, they just play
soccer and they're like out of shape and like they
actually like have uniforms. It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
Do you like know there's a park across the street
from me and they play all the time, all the time.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
And once I never like it was into soccer. And
once I was like, way too fucking stone, and I took.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
My dog Like whenever I'm really like two stones, it's
like I need to go walk somewhere, like I'll figure
it out on the walks.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
I took my doctor to the dog park. I got
freaked out.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
And then I'm walking back and I'm watching these guys
play soccer. And then I just sat down and watched
him play soccer and they just I was like, oh,
it is like a ballet. Yeah, I'd like to be
real high to get into it.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
I still thought it was Cosmos games as a kid
all the time. My uncle has season tickets to watch Ale.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Nice Man played when there was American Football so and.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
ASL North American Soccer.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
League Y before the mL.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yeah right here. The team in Los Angeles back then,
we'll call the Los Angeles Astics. Really, yeah, Los Angeles Astics,
look it up soccer Los Angeles California soccer team, those
at least Athtics.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
Really And that was before the Galaxy of course.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
Yeah, how about what watbat does, Like the Spanish jerseys
look giants, but like the Los Angeles Angels translates the
boom to the Angels Angels.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Look at the jerseys, bro, look at the jersey.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
We have tools.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
That's funny, yo, I can do it.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
Who's the guys dressing since I go back on the
Orange group photo?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Yeah, who's the guy.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Dressed on the end?

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Johnny from Cobra Kai.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yeah, yo, these guys are bad.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
As sweet the leg You guys are having to fly
across the country back then.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Just to play soccer.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I know, man, it's again.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Oh way, yeah, they sell.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Out last last twenty years.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
They've been building that ship, especially with the l a
f C stadium.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Like I just found out there's a women's pro soccer
team to I don't even.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Know what it should be.

Speaker 7 (41:07):
I legal and I'm just kidding.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Next to be able to vote, man shout out, hey,
would you do a gig? Like so we got to Australia.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
Question down, Felipe, like North Korea wants to pay you
two hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
No, no, bro, they're gonna be it. It's closer. Yeah,
but at least somebody will give you a joint and
ship when you get there, gonna be over there.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Okay, so what if the price meets your do you
have the point being? Do you have any like ethical standards? Okay,
Like you're gonna go to Russia?

Speaker 7 (41:43):
No man, you know, like a million dollars from one
man gets for a million bill.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
I want to go for a million dollars in the anywhere? Bro?
Where they where they give people like live for weed?

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Bro, Oh, okay you have a don't worry about it.
The weed's okay, we got you. We know this is
part of.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Your for free. But I've been there for like nothing.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
If I'm talking about a government like where everyone's like,
oh they mistreat women like they have human rights violations, Like, Bro,
I don't really care.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Like I'm a comedian.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
This is what I now.

Speaker 7 (42:19):
Arabia the wrong joke to hang you.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
But you have immunity through Yeah you have Munich. Here's
a rioting number.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
No, why I just wouldn't go. I just want to
have fun. Bro, I'm not gonna have fun there, you know, to.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Get fun in Russia? In North Korea, they try to
impress you, like the helicopter.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
Comes to pile to have fun.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
You know, think Dennis Rodman had fun in North Korea?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Yeah, basketball tour there and everybody gave him ship. I'm like,
who cares.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
It would have to be like a guaranteed that no, no,
I wouldn't go.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
You will go get some North Korean barbecue.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I wouldn't go anywhere any country where they test you
and if you're dirty.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
You're not getting the gist of the question. Though, you're
not getting the gist of the.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Question a little bit. You're gonna figure it out.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
So the point is like you can anything you do,
you can do. It's not it's not like you don't
get the party.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
It's more like how long are the flights are you
hold on?

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Are you okay?

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Performing for a government that people say like, oh, we
don't recognize that they have human rights violations.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Like, well, I performed tests all the time. So from
the US right, I think I'm the one are performed.
Actually the best place I'd like to perform with Indianapolis,
And we made the least money there, but everybody was cool.
But everything was so illegal there, but everything was cool.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
It's Bible Belt Bro.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Everything everybody was cool man, nice people put the H
in white for everything that out. I went to a
basketball game, man, as we were brought people, somebody talks
shop lifting and a comic book store.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
That's how crazy it was.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Somebody thought I was shoplifting in Indianapolis and a comic bookstore, Bro,
and I felt, I'm not gonna I was gonna get mad.
But then I realized I'm Mexican. This guy actually thought
that I knew somebody else who shares my my love
for comic books?

Speaker 3 (44:27):
What's your favorite? Like, what's your favorite series?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Anything put inside my by Jack? Nobody noticing it, Bro, No,
I like. I like the the comic books that are
like more about, more about, more factual, you know, like
it's not a comic book about superheroes, just like like
somebody writes a comic book about a guy named Joe

(44:50):
and he lives in Lancaster, and buy that, like like
actual like adult comic books. Because I have the Plumber.
I have one called it's based on Henry Rollins and
and Danzig. It's called a Henry Loves Glenn, Henry Loves Glenn.

(45:11):
I have that comic book. I have like all the collections,
Henry Loves Glenn Underrated front Man. It's a fake coming
It's a fake comic book about Henry and Glenn living
together as lovers and their neighbors are hollow knows look
what it is.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
That's like Elvis and Moore.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Uh, I have I have all the collections. I have
all the comic books of Henry Loves Glenn.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Because Glenn Danzig puts out Vampire and a bunch of
other little fucking.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
So Hollod knows that's a coming book. I have Baby
we Go with Eagles Down, so that Harry Henry loves Glenn.
In the first one, Danzig is off Saturday because Henry
robins on the road and he don't. He don't go
on the road that much.

Speaker 7 (45:50):
Mother can he rows and dancing s or no?

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Because it's there's no way.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
They're not.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yeah, they're not.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
They're totally in on it to make money.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
What's in the dancings? All in a comic?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Who does the history podcast with you bunch?

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Escobar Finest. Yeah, he looked like the guy from Over
the Top Silverstein, you know, like Jason Moore. Jason Moore
decided to like lose all his hair and River rough,
live and then have nothing, like have a little self esteem.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
He's talking about the height.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
What it looks like that albino guys like he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
You know what es Mooa got kicked out of the
y m c A bro for living.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
He got hit by a train.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
So that's what love Mountain Mikes Pizza.

Speaker 6 (46:48):
Still looks like that that YouTube guy on West fourth
Street that shoot troops and fouls everybody, but he never
misses a shot.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
What's that guy's name is?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Malata?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Guy?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
No I do. He's like an old He got beat
the other day.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Yeah, Brian's Calabrini. Yeah, the guy always he like puts
his shirt over your head and runs.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
He stands outside that park and he tries to he
bets you make this basketball and he took across the
street from He never missed this but one on want
he just and one on one bro. He plays hardcore
street ball. Look it up.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Brouy named street ball like an Israeli.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Who did he beat?

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Brian Scalabrini.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Brian Calabrin, Brian Sclebrini.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Calabrini wasn't like a good park legend. The tall goofy,
redheaded white guy.

Speaker 7 (47:34):
We used to play with these undocumented guys.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
At the same time.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
It sounds hot, We're going to get him.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Look them up. Playing against that guy up and then
he got heated.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
He's like he following me.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Look it up. Brian guy beats.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
But Brian Scalabrini West Ford Street, West four Street, Yeah,
take my sister to the airport.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
So we used we used to play every day bro
at this time San Fernando Park and there was nothing
but thugs and tolos and oh my yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:11):
It was crazy, like the spice, like these illegal immigrants.
They were so good at They were so good and
so bad at the same time, Like they played like
in dress shoes, like they drank coronas instead of a trade.
It was crazy. And this one guy used to shoot
the ball like like like Aduan, Yeah, travel.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
To travel. This guy's a bum.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
George the Messiah, George the Messiah, foul like Jesus. But
in Brooklyn he played like college kids and beats them
and follows them.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
But he like like come on, does look like.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
And he's like, what I didn't fail you?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
But he does like his dad. He hit shots like
he's autistic, though.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
A different rules over Brooklyn rules.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
Damn dude, Yeah, yeah, that Cort's real small, Like when
when there's a crowd, it's like there's barely room.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
To run ball.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
They make it look like it's big.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
It's real.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
You've you had to have been there, If you've been
to the comedy cellar, you've had to pass this place.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
I remember we used to play with these Mexican fools.
They were good, bro, That's how I knew, bro. These
guys could play. They practically with volleyballs because they're making
everything I played.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
What you're talking about where all they're like gang bankers
are Yeah, because me, you know, Neil Brennan, Me and
Neil Brenner is down there and I'm in a convertible
blue Mustang with chrome rams.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
I'm flossing, flossing, playing oh, playing two to two white guys.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
And this this guy gets hot and he runs baseline
and I push him, and his face he hits the pole,
like the pole where the baskets hung and he goes.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
All right, bet, I'm gonna be right back and I'm
gonna shoot your fucking ass.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
And he jogs off into the night, and I look
at me. I look at his teammate. I go, see
fucking serious, and he goes.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah, pushed him into a pole man.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
I was like, oh, oh so, I just but you're
leaving in a convertible, like you can still do the headshot.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
So I was like, you still do the Kennedy at
that point.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah, back into the lambardness.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
What those lebel elbows pushed me into a pole man?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
What's up? Pool? So, how did you mean your wife? Bro?
I interviewed her.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
I interviewed her on a radio I had a radio show,
Jaymore Sports right, and I interviewed her and I imagined
that like I got the feels from her, like she's
totally in me. So then I reached out to her
on Twitter. I DMed her like you should do my podcast,
get your story out. That's when the Lakers had like
seventeen wins, like Nick Young Swaggy p like they were bad.
Earl Clark started like oh way before, like right after

(50:50):
Kobe's last year, damn.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
And she did my podcast and when she came off
the elevator was like in slow motion. It was just
in love. But she wasn't.

Speaker 6 (50:58):
It wasn't love at first sight for her. She just
thought I was a mess. But women love like a
fixer upper.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
They do, Bro.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
They always watch house Hunters. Watch house Hunters all the time.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
I love house Hunters. You love it too, she got you, Bro,
I love all that show too about beach beach house rentals.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
I don't. I don't dislike it, but I'd rather watch
like my old Westerns. Women watch that ship like.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
I actually let my wife like it more than my
wife does. I can watch that ship. Bro. Guess what
they're gonna pay the rental houses. The fucking those people
that are buying cottages in London, damn, and they and
they flip them or they know they they go, look,
they're showing them different houses, shopping, shopping, and they show
these rich white people that are buying beach houses in Mexico.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
I like the episodes where like the husband's obviously gay.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
They show off and the husband's like, oh my god,
there's so much room for entertaining.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
You're like, oh, he's always like a big dude to
five kids. Little ass leave that go up through right here.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Yeah, tas many devil.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
You can talk. When she's by herself, he's on the
phone talking to somebody we don't know who.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
That's so much room for entertaining. This would be a
good place to have my wine.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
You're like, oh, that's a lavender marriage.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Is that what it's called. I don't know, but it's
just like, well, what's the most important to me is family.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
There was the one lady who said the same thing, like,
you know, we do, we do a lot of entertaining
that I wanted to like, which you could just comment
whether whether they're talking, and so they could see my
comment entertainment. Bitch, you're leaving North Carolina to come here.
No one's following your ass over here.

Speaker 6 (52:37):
I used to a bit like that, like the more
they talk about entertaining, the creepier the couple that nobody
wou want to be entertained by them. Yeah, it's like, oh,
the guy's got a vest and no shirt, his nipples
are sticking out the side. The lady looks like missus
Roper from for his company, Like, oh, we can do
a lot of entertaining.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
It seemed like a big scam because everything showing these
houses in Mexico there's no one outside. Bro, No, you're right,
no one outside, and they probably and move there all
of a sudden, the guy with a big fucking tuba
moves in. Bro, you look out the window and there's
a fucking political elegiated or shootout outside of the window.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
What's your success rate predicting what house they're gonna pick?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Oh? Man, I would know how they're gonna pick by
like the way by the way the guy looks is
showing off the house like I'm gonna show you the
cheap one first. They the one where it has everything
they need. They said one thing, Oh, this is way
under budget, but this bathroom is just too small for

(53:39):
a big fat ass. I was dreaming of walking closets
where Alabama.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
I can't believe how cheap it is other than l A.

Speaker 6 (53:51):
I like the ones on, like the golf coast, like
Louisiana beaches, or like Alabama beaches.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
It's like, damn, I'd move there tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
But that's too fucking went for me. Man.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
You know where near an airport?

Speaker 7 (54:02):
Right?

Speaker 6 (54:03):
You know you got drive two hours get to the
fucking airport to go to a show. Never mind, that's
why you fly private. But though I really moved to Amsterdam.
Bro's pretty cool, right, and house Ireland too. My son
got my Amsterdam, and he said he it was like
he was in the Doctor Seuss book. Everybody's super tall
and the houses look so weird.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Three d over there and everybody's in shape. Bro was
the fattest dude over there. They all right bikes all
the time. Yeah, they're really nice. Bro. Man. I was
there in an airbnb in a houseboat by the train,
by the train station. I was like, the train station
was right there, and I was righting the big river
in the houseboat houseboat brod b bro two stories and

(54:50):
downstairs with a bedroom up there, the living room and
air B and B and I ordered fucking uber east
and didn't get there till two thirty am. Bros, how
many hours And he knocked under the neighbor's house. Bro
woke his ass up. Bro, And then I went over
there and he had my food and I took get
it from the neighbor. They woke his ass up. I'm

(55:11):
so sorry, man, Okay, mate, it happened versus Amsterdam. So
then I went back the next day. He was coming
from somewhere, Bro.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
He was.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
He got a little ass bike, little Dutch, old Dutch,
motherfucker rich food. He went to somewhere. He came back
with a fucking steamy ass bread. Bro from somewhere in
a bottle of wine. You have fresh cheese. And I
apologized to him. I say, man, I'm sorry that guy
knocked on your door so late. Oh so o came.
It happens a lot, hell make happened. I enjoyed your day.

(55:42):
You have a good time. Yeah, And they told me
where to go around town to eat Chinese food.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Did you do a show in Amsterdam?

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Me and him at Boom Chicago.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Yeah, was his name. Came to our show, Brom Roads, Tom, Yeah,
I did. I saw showing Robert.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Look at my smile, you said, Tom Rose, Tom Rose, Bro.
Tom's about it. He's about that life.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
They got a backpack, nothing else.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
He was there, met with He was there with Miss
in Indonesia twenty twenty.

Speaker 7 (56:13):
Really I remember him back in the day. He had
like a model of wife and they used to travel
all around.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
That was Miss surinam Bro twenty twenty two.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Like an election.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Did a new one, Miss Matter Gascar? That was good.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Shut up to the doubles Bro from Guyanna, you're in Toronto,
Oh man, you're a doubles in Toronto. Oh my god, bro,
you white people eat good food.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
What is doubles?

Speaker 1 (56:47):
It's career. I thought it was Indian food. But a
lot of people, a lot of Indians claimings, so many Indians,
but it's from West India, this food. And then okay,
the Indian people they' there there boom, she's delicious. Bro,
you would understand unless you taste.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
It's a lot of chick tears. Bro.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Oh yeah, you can't even taste them.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
How about there's so many Indian people into.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
So many they're like they're they're like the biggest visible
minority in Canada.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Is it really littler India?

Speaker 6 (57:18):
You go to Vancouver, it's like all Chinese hongcouvercouver.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Burd Canada. Where Alberta Canada? Our output, our opener at
the show from a door. Well, his parents were born in.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
The little windows peak dracular haircular hair.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
You tell their Sian by their crew cut.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Yeah you a haircut, nam man. They bait it off
haircuts and accent break. I know how to do it.
It's like Alvis Presley was speaking Spanish or do alves

(58:06):
but swee posy no. So it's just a loane with
so palsy don.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
There.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
I don't know these.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
This is fascinating.

Speaker 7 (58:18):
My favorite Citysa.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
There was a MacArthur Park.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Shut out. I mean so Ritos Little.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Is there a comedy club in Elsridos? Now, where's the factor?

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Bruce is? Bruce is right?

Speaker 3 (58:35):
No, where's the laugh factor? I'm thinking of.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
Long there's a stand up comedy club.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Flower.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
There's a new comedy club to on Sunset ce knowledge
and can open it up?

Speaker 7 (58:47):
The best comedy club, best comedy club, the best comedy club?

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Is it upstairs?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Comingirs comedy club?

Speaker 3 (58:58):
How'd you like that house boat?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
It was good, Bro, except the toilet. He had to
like put your toilet paper on a track in a
plastic bag. He's like, you can't pullush it. Yeah, So
like being back in Mexico. You know, question what's up for?
Oh man? I did a voiceover, two voiceovers this week,

(59:23):
so look out for the you know when you go
to I did a voiceover, bro, and I tell her
the car sheet and what your name was there, Leo Gonzalez,
Leo Gonzalez, and look up before you look up Leo Gonzalez.
Comic but don't choice photo yet. Somebody asked me I

(59:45):
was talking to two Concrete Live this morning. He asked me,
I'm never did a voiceover, and what's the name. Leo
Gonzale is in it too, and he goes, who's Leo? Leo?
Bro young comic. He looks like if Gabory Glass, yes,
and George Lopez had a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
There you go, oh my god, he's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
He's just gonna get a lot of skin Lopez and
Gabory Glass has had a baby right there? Looks at that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
What does he have a lot of skin tags on
his neck? He looks like he's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
I did BRO before I got to move.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Bro look funny.

Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
He's about started doing comedy. I'm gonna do shows with
him an ox start.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I thought Montreal Comedy Festival.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
I just like him by looking at him, by what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
What happened? What happens? That why he talked? What happened?
Why you saying that? But you do jokes, bro to
somebody with autism, you don't know, they're all you don't have,
you know, you know, you don't know they have altarism.
But then you find out that guy was a piece
of ship. Asshole, Bro, He ignored me. Autism, you don't

(01:00:57):
feel the jokes like the people in other lands.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Did you ever see that show Love on the spectrum?

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
We have a fucking I got both jasketball. His bucking
son is on a spectrum, right, But I didn't know
what a spectrum was. I didn't know what love, what
a spectrum was. I didn't know when a kid was
in a spectrum. I really thought it was it was
some science fiction ship. Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
I think you say, like like they found love on
the Internet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Yes, I thought that being in a spectrum. That might
trying to make a joke, bro, But I really thought
that for some science some science fiction.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Someone was telling me the show is great grassy when
they go on dates, they because they have autism.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
They don't have like they don't care about each other's feelings,
just like you really fat, Like they just say what
comes to their mind. There's no like, they don't have
like social they don't pick up the social cue trace.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Yeah, no filter. It's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
I've seen some of those clips.

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
I'm like, am I supposed to laugh at this or not?

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Because it's just so like you watched it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
I've seen clips on online.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
You ever been you ever been to a glory hole?

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
Hold?

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
The wall like a restaurant or no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
No, I want to want a Mexical book called Gloria Hole.
Glorious Glori is a glory everybody's he looked inside run
and poked him.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
But people used to say, there's a nice hole.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
No, like is that a glory Oh yeah, bro, people
say that about bar. It's a hole in the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Is that glory? With the talk about gloryhole?

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
You know, like you look like you got a purve side.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
I'd be scared to stick my dick in there because
I'm scared, like something of my.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Kids right now, there's no question.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Because you don't care bec there's a guy on the
other end. You just don't want him to kick it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
I just I'm like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
This guy one time he hooked up with some woman clo. Yeah, he.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Showed him and stuff like like weird stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Yeah, he met a guy. He made a girl at
a club and and he randomly took that a girl
that he just met and a random guy he just
met back to the house and there Okay, no, so
he didn't know the guy though.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Three ways.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
So yeah, it was like years ago. There's a girl
I was vibing five back then, and there's a girl
I was vibing with and then her homegirl's libbying with
the other guy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
And strunk out. Yeah, so we went, but then they
hit a home run.

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
Yeah, we went to the girl, the guy's girl who
to her house, and she went upstiusly go freshing up,
and she passed out right, and then like she was,
she fell asleep. So then the girls wish, she don't
want to go anywhere else around the house, you like,
pull around, and the guy was like still like kicking
it there in the living room. It was like two
in the morning, man watching TV, like, bro, get the
fuck out of here.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
So the girl wanted to just.

Speaker 7 (01:03:37):
Fall around right there in front of him. I'm like,
all right, dude, like the guy could like it was
in the morning, watching both flex commercials.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Motherfucker, you know, both keep going.

Speaker 7 (01:03:48):
So then after that, I mean, her started doing it,
and after that, like she was moaning, and then I'm like, oh,
the guys there, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
And then after that I look at the guy.

Speaker 7 (01:03:56):
I'm like and then he goes to the front and
then she started sucking him off.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Girl.

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
Yeah, so I'm like, right, here and he's in the front.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
I'm like, what the you know you make an eye contact.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
I looked at him a little bit, right, chick smoking chicks.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
In the middle of babe, let's get rid of this
was with the buffer between.

Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
I felt and I remember, I was like, I was
trying to like I was, I was young. I was
trying to get late before the sun came out because
I don't feel you know, like like nasty, like vampire
you know before, So I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
I finished.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
I'm like, what the just where did you finish?

Speaker 7 (01:04:44):
I was it was like come on, but but it was.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
A condom, the first story out of the closet, the red.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Ones common common commons, still.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Face when you come.

Speaker 7 (01:04:58):
So I finished, and I feel weird after that, so
like uh so when we finished, it was like the
sun's coming and they heard him out, and I remember.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Like we we.

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
All finished.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Yeah, man, bro your kids afterwards.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
No no, no, no, no, be a man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
So we finished, the three of us.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Don't want to be a man.

Speaker 7 (01:05:19):
The girl he was gonna hook up, and she woke
and said what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Like you don't want to know, bitch, And then I
would have broke out her pajama ting down on her. Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
So then after that I had to sleepy on her.

Speaker 7 (01:05:31):
I start to give the guy a right back to
his car.

Speaker 10 (01:05:33):
At the Oh my god, this got everything for free, bro.
And then it's not like a king. He's not even
a comedian all because he was watching TV.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
He was so merch no.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
And then so like this guy's watching Perry.

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
Mason and he just walks in with threesomes because I
knocked up and.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
She's not lucky, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
And I saw this one already.

Speaker 7 (01:05:55):
And two weeks later, I'm not to see her bar
because that's where they used to do comedy and hunting
the high.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
And then after that you saw that again and he
met He texted me a bro.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
What are you saying? You have the shame numbers? Why?

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Why does the guy have your number?

Speaker 7 (01:06:10):
Very weird IoT change numbers for some reason.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
They jumped her number.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Yeah, yeah, she had a boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:06:23):
I remember she told me that she was mad at
these thirteen hours.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Where's that guy now?

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
So it's okay, I'll tell you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
They live together.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
He lost the living roommates.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
So then after that, two weeks later, I see him
at the bar and I talked to you a little bit,
and he texted me a bro, come to the car.
Who's our next who's our next conquest?

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Homie?

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
That's what he said to you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
And I'm like your victim.

Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
Yeah, like, bro, you really think that was a one
time thing. Bro, we're not doing like you got late
because of my because.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Of my merrit.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Bro, Yeah you're I got bombed.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
But fucking still, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Rictual of marauders.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
But he's were like a team from now long?

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Like no, what the but hey, look, so what if?
What if? What if you guys were a team and
you left all that pussy on the table. But the
only the only.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
Caveat, the only caveat being the only thing is you
gotta always like the rest of your life, you gotta
have sex with this guy in the room.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
The Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
But you never stopped crushing ass.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Nothing big.

Speaker 7 (01:07:26):
It was weird because and then my friend, I know,
would you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Do would you do double penetration with him? No?

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
No, why not?

Speaker 7 (01:07:34):
Because I don't want to touching his.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Dig I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
He has he has one in the vagina you want
and the no, I don't. But you could just hold
you you could just put your hair out there and
you'll never.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Your legs are gonna touch.

Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
See, I might get harder.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Because rub your hairs on his hairs.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
How are you five ten five five four five six
six one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
You're not with a double team of cheek. I had
to you would have to put reflectors on your ass.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Bros say like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
A fucking lights bro, like so I could see in
the shadows that's you, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Like those songs at night with the girl would have
to be.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Cannot be bigger than you, bro or smaller. It was.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
My friend was like, bro, you need to get a girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Brother. Whether it full full light or no darkness.

Speaker 7 (01:08:30):
It was like it was like kind of how it
is in your living room lamp right there in the corner.
I was trying to tell the girls go somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:08:35):
It's going like in another room.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
But she wanted. She wanted.

Speaker 8 (01:08:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:39):
Now it's funny because it was like and people call
like the pork rows, but we're Mexicans.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Were a pastor, so like like she was in the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
And we're like she, guys, you want to get your
lady to have a threesome, get her mad and drop
her off at a comedy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
Show at a ghetto bar in the East Side.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
A comedy shore, A comedy show where they saw lobster
all week whose deck was room I didn't see dig
was darker like which was purple.

Speaker 8 (01:09:06):
He was bigger than me, you said. He just said
you didn't talk that much.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
You just said you didn't see it. Now you're describing it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
He's bigger than me.

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
I'm talking his size.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Aura. He was like, you smell with balls.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
When he put the past, he said, it smelled like
a slim gym. It's like when you open up the package.

Speaker 7 (01:09:27):
But I just it was just so crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
It was just he said it tasted like tennis, It
like clox.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
If you had an opportunity that if you were not
if you were single, and that would have happened and
you were there was like sold through heel.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Let's get that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Man told you here?

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
What about would you do a three so with mel Garcia?

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Hell no, I probably died, bro what not?

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
What if he keeps the gloves on?

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
He has to keep the hat on.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
E's got a pretty pretty lady.

Speaker 7 (01:10:06):
Oh yeah, he's got he's got he's got the ducky hat.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
I've got a monther.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
What's up food? Buck? J Moore? You have shows coming up.
Let everybody know San Francisco this week and punch the bun.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
Oh yeah, punchline. I got my Felipe Esparza merch.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
Okay, so you want to go to Felipe's world dot
com and make sure you got tricked out like your
boy JJ.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Four years sober and I get a free T shirt.
Oh yeah, I love this. I love you, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
I'm a long way t bro Chucks and ship.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
You know what about doing that movie?

Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
What we did together, Holy Cash was the first time
I was on a movie set where the entire crew
spoke Spanish, like on the walkie talkies.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
So like they just knock on my trailer. They're like
J and everyone's right here.

Speaker 6 (01:10:57):
Weird like put THEE but the Lenchcraft, I'm like, just
aay't something by Lenscrafters.

Speaker 8 (01:11:03):
I think, oh Sago sag screen that there's guilt.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
That was a fun bro working in that movie, Bro,
sure was.

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
I like the movie was fine.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
We had scenes with uh Me and Paul, had scenes
with Iriy Spears. Bro.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
That motherfucker like, I'm powerless over Ivery Spears than everything.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Huh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
He was improvising everything, right.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Bro, He said to Paul Driguez about me.

Speaker 6 (01:11:24):
He goes and take that thick neck white boy out
of here before I fuck the down syndrome out of him.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Show j Moore Bro imp right there, standing like.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Funny. He's got a good tony soprano too.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Hey, whatever you you got to do it, Hey, you
gotta do it over there, but you do it?

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
How's aj doing?

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Okay? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
But I would assist the podcasting.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
You know, Morgan Bro throwing up at the.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
There's no blood here.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
I got shick. I threw up somebody after colder top
I got threw up, blowing the sword, trying to help
about the team cripple, pushy stage. What taking Morgan?

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Bro's got a win?

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
I can't do Java Chebacca, you Gotchaca.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Here's Joe Rogan, Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
How's it going, guys?

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Mushrooms?

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
He likes mushrooms.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Joe Rogan Bro, Wow, you really got Adam your head?
I was gonna say, don't even insult that man at
this point.

Speaker 7 (01:12:37):
One of my friend one of one of my favorite
movies as a kid was Mafia.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Oh good, thanks man.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
I love that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
I thought I saw it. Broy my favorite. A bunch
of fo froming Wow North Korean.

Speaker 6 (01:12:51):
Yeah, no agent, that was the that was the actual
wardrobe guy that the costumer that so like the actual stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
Together is like they just they just said you want
to do this?

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
He said sure.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
They put him in makeup and put him.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
One was clap slap thing right the whole movie. Yeah. Yeah,
I should have been called another another mob movie. I
loved it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:12):
That was the only movie out addition for where they
gave me the role at the audition.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Really, I thought they gave me the role without auditioning.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
I auditioned for Jim Abrams and he goes, so, do
you want to do the movie?

Speaker 11 (01:13:22):
I was like, yeah, yes, sir. They dyed my head
black as means the English patient over there. I movie
it was just so because, I mean it was like
throwing up at the funeral.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
I love that ship. Oh my gosh, yeah that ship
man that makeup. I freaked out.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
I had a big panic attack in that burn makeup
because you can't get out of it. Takes like an
hour to get out of it. Takes three hours to
get in, an hour to get out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
If you rip it off, you rip up your skin.

Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
How many days did you shoot with that makeup one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
But it was at Englewood Cemetery. Is that where it is?
And it was like it was one hundred it was
one hundred degrees.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
God damn.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
And they didn't get to me.

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
I was there at like four am and then to
get the makeup on, and then you get to me
at two thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
I called my agent like, I'm going home. I can't,
like I'm gonna rip this on my face. He's like,
those are that? I mean, why you can't like walk
around and talk to people because you look like a ghoul?

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Like, so what are you guys doing?

Speaker 5 (01:14:16):
You can't have a three way? That was three way?

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Also, can I bring my prosthetic makeup to all my suicidings?

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
No silence?

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Come on, bro, I saw that ship. Bro, I was
at the laugh Factory and then was the next day.
I want to go see it on Tuesday right across
the Streetley. Yeah, I missed that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Fucking I miss like when I lived in Hollywood Hills,
like just going down to the five.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Yeah, bro, you do that fucking ten eleven o'clock spot,
smoke a fat bowl.

Speaker 8 (01:14:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
He just plands a pizza and then go in there
with the Midnight Show. What the showing after the Flying
galliotin right now?

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Ghost Dog, Both Dogs? Yeah, fuck, I saw that three times.
I used to go in with a bottle of nightcuill
and drink the night quil the whole movie. What addicted
to that? I used to drink three bottles a day. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
You know that fucking the dome, the fucking dome over there. Yeah,
we saw, bro, we saw We saw the Godfather to
their big fucking screen and we all laughed, bro, because
we never seen it full big screen there with Joe
Diaz and my wife and you can see, like all
the people that get cut when they make it to

(01:15:23):
the television. There's a lot of black people, bro, that
were on a side, who were lawyers that were doing
during the Congress hearings and when that guy was when
that guy was in fucking in court.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
I don't even father, is that one or two?

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
It's too rather with the little red bow tie in
the back out of all business line, Michael.

Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
And his brothers just in the back staring at him
like you fucking bitch, this rat scares the ship at him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
We all need a guy like that in our life.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
They found out food through the quickness.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
A moment of time. Brother, they gotta check that motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
He was some godfather, Bro, you do godfather?

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Guys offered me. We have guys on the payroll. Only time.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Talks very high.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
The Godfather. He talks like Tess and voice is very high.
And then right around the movie heat, somebody drops a
fucking piano on his back and after a while, Buncle
from the fucking Bronx.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
They have to scream. After everything, let me.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Tell you something, many Blanco from the fucking Bronx. I
don't care a cock sucker.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
I'm so tired.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
I'm so tired. How great is he in Insomnia? That's
my probably my favorite role he ever.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Did well ship hold a sad bro in that movie.
That's Ron. But you're talking about that, we'll get up with.
He's you twenty years ago, that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
That's Everybody's like, everybody's shady in that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Everybody the brothers, you think brothers. He trust nobody in
that bro, especially Bro you Louis goose mom.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Bro personally go with the people. Personally, I think you
need a secretary. I saw we did Pluto on the
ash together and I'm I'm laying in my trailer. It's
like at two in the morning, I'm laying there. There's
a knock at my door. I go come in. I
think it's gonna be like the set lady telling me
it's time to work. It's Louis Gooo's mind. He's in
a bathroom. He comes in. He goes, what's up, Poppy,

(01:17:33):
Jamie's do you want to get nice? I think I
don't really know him. He's got that last but I
think it's like some gay stuff. So I go I go, no, Bro,
I'm okay. And he goes, come on, Poppy, let's get nice.
I go, no, I'm good. He goes, let's get nice.
I go, yeah, okay. He goes, don't you want to
get nice? Do you ever watched Catty and Lady?

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
I thought they were secretary bro, it's cool as the actor.
You don't know the bla's weed.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
I was in a said with Paul Rodriguez again and
Nick Torturo.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Nick's crazy called out.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
He's yeah, bro, we got high with Richie the promos
and we did The Departed Yet David Duval I'm high, bro,
because we're waiting for Paul Driga to show up, and
he was playing a French guy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Oh, you get high enough, you can play a French guy.
You'd be like, I don't know, Paul said.

Speaker 6 (01:18:28):
One of the funniest things that like, I love when
people have a good like when people are woke, and
then when people can cut those people down. That always
makes me happy. Like we did this movie Paul and
I a long time ago, and Ed Begley Junior was
on it. And Ed Begley Junior is like an environmentalist
and he pedals a bike to make coffee in the
morning and I'm not joking.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Take the bus to the Academy Awards every year.

Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
Yeah, And so Paul rolls up when he had like
his big, bright orange hum vy thing's fucking huge and
uh and Ed Begley Junior goes, you know, Paul, the
for what you you could feed a f in them
for what you put gas in that car.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
For what that costs, you could feed a family in
the Amazon for a month. And Paul goes, yeah, but
they're not.

Speaker 8 (01:19:09):
Funny, And I was like, what's perfect purchase?

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
But they're not funny.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
They're not funny.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
They're not funny whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Good seeing your big man, Hell, yeah, man, I love
your house.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Go a walking bro, I can't really do it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
You're the but you I do that?

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
This then?

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Now true Roman, you got Medetta kind of mood? You
tell the angel that haven't?

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Yeah, do you know me? I'm anti Christ and you
got me an event that kind of mood? Your son?

Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
Fuck that he is stop shooting until they found his
driver's license. Girls and that bitch Hall girlfriend of his.
So were are my drugs?

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Man goes, I did one of the Chesterfields.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Now you're a great great grandmother.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Right, says a little more, and they did so much.

Speaker 6 (01:20:15):
Fucking you have a He goes, you're a cancel. He
doesn't get the joke. He goes, you're a cantelope and
then the subtitles the Italian guys are talking. He goes, Vincenzo,
what happened? He goes, he called He called bosson black guy,
so he shot him.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
He goes, fucking hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Fool? Shout up to j Moore? What's your Instagram podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
Jane war thirty seven podcast? More stories?

Speaker 6 (01:20:40):
You've been on it twice, You've been at it. You
were on it a marriage ago, a house a four
million dollar house you came to.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Yeah, man, things were good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
What's up everybody? Here's so nor McDonald, bro, yay, what's
up for?

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
That's something new?

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Enterprano knowing me soprano.

Speaker 12 (01:21:02):
This guy doing me, you know, that's kind of way
Mexican guy doing me. You know, I have an old
chunk of cold from Canada, you see. And but for
Lepe uh hey, he's a funny guy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
I remember a French doler was on the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
You Fresh right here with the more you still talk
to friends?

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
What ti? When the book came out, he called me
up at during the morning to filipp Filippe do this
crazy guys at my house? Kind of break started down
my house? Are you near the Marrows? And I said, no, bro,
but what you calling me? Color cop? Like I'm gonna
just show with a batty.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
I don't really want to get the guy in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
I don't when we get to get in trouble. But
I wanted that beat him out of all his friends.
You're like he called me, he goes, He goes because
he does something. Got at the work actor and he
read Fresh Tolder's book and what first to trying to
kick the door down right, the door, beat up, press
to don't bother anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Sounds like Ray Romano. No, Ray Romano right there.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
He was a Ray Romano.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
Bro, everybody knows. Get his brother.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
He had it everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:22:25):
Bro, give me give me your best impression, best impression
of all time?

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Do a black guy, black guy?

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
What did Jewish guys sound like?

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
That sounds like Wilson do baby Trump?

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
No, I'm trying to.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
I can't. I can do.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
I can't.

Speaker 7 (01:22:49):
I can only do like one word of like the
guy from the Simpsons Snake.

Speaker 13 (01:22:54):
He wait, oh that's it, bro, he said about doing
with Jay. So, Bro, hey, row, it's the head movement.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
Yeah, in the mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
It's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Bro. Ay the best, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
If you tell him, Bro, Hey bro, it's the best.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Tell me you don't look happy? Does that?

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
You heard something to say? You're the best.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
I don't want to be a dick riding Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
What do you think about hats?

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Bro? It's like Metallica said, bro, kill a mom?

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Did you get a three someone?

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:23:47):
So, so you took about the road with them and Vacca.
Do you remember pepper Belly is the comedy club in.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Uh plays rooms, punch like pig clubs. What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Pick bellies and Ville?

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
How bet do you think we have he remember? Remember
you to headline Charlie's and Porterville.

Speaker 6 (01:24:12):
Oh my god, yo, come on Uncle Chucky's and Apple Valleys.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
I opened for a guy that once.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
That's that fool bro, that that's what's his name? Bro?
Oh my god saying a horn blower? Bro. The white
dude definitely talking about it. That can me?

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
I just made something up? Yeah, okay, sorry galaxy phone bro.

Speaker 7 (01:24:34):
Yeah, it's never had one of those small hands.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Looks like I have a tablet.

Speaker 7 (01:24:41):
So we went on the road together and one of
your bits, no, I think you put.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
The you put the improv fucking waitress tablet the TV.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
From the hotel, bro.

Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
So we went on the road and we shared a
hotel for a reason, I mean Willie case too bad,
too bad, right? And then so I kept bombing every
night until uh, there's one night when the sound guy
wanted to like do time, so they put him up
so he bit the bullets. So I automatically look better
than the sound guy. So then because of that, this

(01:25:14):
girl was digging me and then we went back to
uh we went. We went back to the hotel.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
You will and the sound guy fucked.

Speaker 7 (01:25:22):
So I make sure that me and the girl go
quick before Willy because I saw Willie Rady like behind
the bar.

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
You went behind the bar.

Speaker 7 (01:25:27):
To try to tell like no, no, WILLI. So I'm
all right cause this is time to go to the hotel.
So me her go to the hotel. We were doing it.
After that, he shows up like all drunk, and then
he se bro where I put mine, bro, and on
top of the girl, and he starts like pushing my ass.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Like hey, let me help you.

Speaker 8 (01:25:47):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (01:25:47):
You're like that dude, and the girl scared, like what
the fuck is this supposed to happen?

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
It's like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Yeah, before him, hell bro, help right there?

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Bro, you got the little might there? How do you say?
Girl like a bride?

Speaker 7 (01:26:09):
So then really stopped it, you know her, So he
walks away and then like me and her faily get ready,
but she's still.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
She didn't go home on top.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Little tim.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
She went from open mic into the headliner and one
night she didn't go home.

Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
She said the night and then like the next day
she comes to show again.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
The comedy condo, Yeah, show must go. I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:26:35):
And then and then the next night last week that
was and I see her in a bush crash and
I see her at the club again. She comes to
show and we're making that and I'm like, you want
to go back to the hotel. She's like, no, he's
going to be there again. Did she have a big bush?

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
I couldn't see what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
What I know about you white girls?

Speaker 6 (01:26:56):
Like when I have it was in the dark, he
goes blind, sa, I taken everything. I can tell you
where the moles are frecking, whether the butthole's got.

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
Hair on it, like you're just like, remember I didn't
see it, bro, I just don't really touch my butt.

Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
I go, I go, I go because I turn out
the light. You know why, because I like the moonlight
hitting us.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
You know it's moonlight hitting us in Vocaville.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
Without a window.

Speaker 7 (01:27:23):
Here.

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
So what what's a comedian you'd like to have a
two guys will girl threesome with?

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Since you just.

Speaker 7 (01:27:38):
Like that guy, I probably get super models like crazy
dude for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
Just CrowdWork.

Speaker 7 (01:27:41):
While he where are you from?

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
I know that?

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
I like what? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
I look what He's just like when there's not even
a joke, like I can't do what he does, like
he's brilliant at it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
But he's just he's just like oh yeah, oh yeah,
yeah yeah, oh yeah cool, Like there's no joke. He's
just like vibing with them. Like that's like this guy
can He'll never go bro, he looks good doing it.
That's why you know, I'll be bothering trying.

Speaker 6 (01:28:08):
How good he looks very scale of one to tend him.

Speaker 7 (01:28:13):
Like eleven, So it looks like your dream guy if.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
I was getting it. Yeah about the girl back and
then what happened when he was still there?

Speaker 7 (01:28:24):
No, no, so like we're like in the parking line.
She was like, she don't want to go back with
me to a hotel because like he's gonna be there.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
I thought he hit himself on he bumped into something.

Speaker 7 (01:28:33):
Okay, So the night that okay, So like so he
fell asleep.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
How do you forget an interesting part of your own story?

Speaker 7 (01:28:40):
One minute later, so we're in the we're in the better,
we're talking about Pokemon. We're trying to connect, you know,
or what jesus, bro, you go sucks?

Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
And after that we see.

Speaker 14 (01:28:52):
She put her homework with her or what we were
like we're we're like twenty three and so like and
like it was like it was like the morning or
it was in the morning, and we see Wally just
get up on his bed like.

Speaker 7 (01:29:03):
Like like like the under yeah, I'll get sometimes going
and he's wobbling and he gets up trying to use
the restroom and he's like naked, and he falls accidentally
to our tour to our bed and that was no accident.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
Like wily, wait, it seems like he's hung like a mule.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
I think he is.

Speaker 7 (01:29:22):
So then so then we push him up right and
he gets up and he's trying to find the restroom
and like he opened were like how TV's were behind
like like little cupboards he opened.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
I guess he's.

Speaker 7 (01:29:33):
Traveling for the restroom and he were watching him in
the dark.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
How do you like neither them?

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
We're scared, you know, monster.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
There, you don't know, like alcoholic commercial, somebody rehab.

Speaker 7 (01:29:47):
And then after that he's wobbling and then like he
opens the dresser and like, I guess he's surpricticing the
restroom there.

Speaker 3 (01:29:54):
Then who I guess he's.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Pissed on us, dude.

Speaker 6 (01:29:58):
So when he fell in your bed, did we you Like,
oh yes, I was like ware to get out because
he was like heavy, dude, where are you pushing him?

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Like where were your hands on his body?

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Like like it was I don't know. He was like
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
It was you don't know where your hands when it
was dark, it was like mushy, I don't know. This
guy is two beers away from sucking cock.

Speaker 7 (01:30:15):
So then so then we had Willie on the podcast,
like a couple of years ago, I blacked out and
I tell the stories. Bro, I don't remember any of that,
broke up all the time and like that was like
a big moment in my comedy career.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
You're like you, I have no comedy in it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
He does not remember. Your comedy career is about like
I went from the driver to open some full bark.

Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
She's climbing the corporate ladder across the face four inches
at a time.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
Bro, you were the big tim this time.

Speaker 7 (01:30:50):
I felt like hurt because he remember, like, like a
big moment in my comedy career.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
So that's not the only two three something you had
with a guy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
Ah, we're getting.

Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
Just be honest, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
I went for Matt right, let's call him right now.
Bribing the phone number. Shams, Christina shams, make it happen later.
What's up, bro? Thank you Jay Moore for doing our poda.
We love you man anytime. Thank you. The picture real
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