Ep 522 - Theo Taylor - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:28):
What some fool podcast brought you by the people who said,
you know what your mother, bro. I don't want to
disrespect you.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I know we're only twelve, but your mom is fine.
There's some kids told me that your mom is fine.
What somewful? You must be lucky. We got funny make
out that night? What was like thirteen though? He was
like old Horney, What some ful podcast? We have THEO
Taylor right here? Oh my god, Oh wet man, you

(00:57):
know what you should have been again when we had
five hundred he is he is back from episode three
start of music. That club we are we closed club

(01:22):
Rio Barrio?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
What was that at? What city? Houston, Texas?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Texas? Baby home? When I tell that story, Bro, I
told people that we were at the other club.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Bro, it was bar Rio, Barrio Barrio and then ended
home road as a legend goes.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
What's so fool? We have lots of fans shout out
to my girl right here. Oh doja cat a big
thank you to our friend man, big thank you to
our friend all the way from Australia. Yeah, he brought
us our he brought up gifts and all that.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh you must be talking about Alex.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, Alex bro Is.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Group Sloppy Bunny Tunes.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Babyopy tooth Man. We are so happy to meet you
last year. Please take care of your health. I hope
we can see you in l A Happy Easter Aiko
his wife. Hey, guys, we try to surprise you on Christmas,
but looks like it's Easter. Hope this reminds you to
come back soon. Included the Christmas letter as it had

(02:33):
an adventure to finish. Happy Easter, Aiko. This is the
homies girlfriends. They drew up here for Happy Easter. Bro yep,
and this is the one that we're supposed to stand
up for Christmas. Hey, Lisa, Felippe, Rodrigo and Martine. Hope
the rest of the tour went well. Aiko got some snacks.

(02:55):
Hoping you guys come back soon. Maybe do a whole
What's Up full episode?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Here?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
What's food? Wish you guys are the best for the holiday.
We have big fans Brough Australia. They drawer his look
so they might draw down under the sun. Don't forget
man draw that big bowt tie.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
They had another shrip on the barbie baby. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
So then is the one so man, he brothers our
favorite candies from Australia. He brothers cherry ripe cherry, right,
chocolate is cherry in it?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Why what wild thorn is always called candy? Weird things?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
But you know what, right these are the probably Australia
is doing, already did with their chocolates what we want
to do in the US.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Right, get rid of the red forty or whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Original chocolate brownie right here.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
That's what I'm talking about, All natural.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Proper Australian dishes.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Also we have the short bread don't forget the short breads.
Oh and my favorite man is their version of kid cat,
which is a hundred times better. Shut out to Tim Tam,
Tim Tawn, Tim tamed bomb. Okay, so we have what flavors?

(04:14):
That one there is salted caramel, salted caramel, chewy caramel flavor.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Ta Tim Tam that took his cream. Tim Tams.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Also have talting caramel brownie. Tim Tampa is the best.
Have a plastic box.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Where's where's the kangaroo from last?

Speaker 5 (04:36):
But then kangaroo it was good, dude, that it was
one bad.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
You can taste the difference, I guess.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
The favor of these okay, caramel, and then that other
one's what brownie something?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Let's try one name players love sweets. It's like cookies
and it's like it's like a fig. Do you want
to try these?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
So basically everything that r j K. Junior wants to do,
they've done.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
It already, or they're gonna do exactly what Australia is
doing right now.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
There ain't gonna be no dies in your baby's diapers.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
I'm telling you, Felipe, there's gonna be out of this
world fantastic nice tree is.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
It's like the better take thousand dollars. What's it called?
What's called the underground bar?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
You know it's like mounds fool, Yes, that's exactly what
it is. It eat that backside like you have some
disease you don't want to give you.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
But did you share joints? You share candy? You know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Like cherry I'm enjoyed, yes, exactly, just be a cherry joy, Yeah,
mounts mound cherry joy like you ate like a g bro.
That's just good. I'm not gonna open the rest. Good
what it tastes already? Know what it tastes like? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Ones that I got diabetes, So I can't really fun
with it, you know what I'm saying the whole box.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Brot both like Taylor, Man, how many years of the
business you did our podcast?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Is eight years ago? Really?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Eight? Or longer?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
And I think a little bit longer ninefold right?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Eight years?

Speaker 7 (06:27):
It would have been two thousand, episode three.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
So man, oh my god, Well so.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
What eleven years ago? Yeah, Brode twenty fourteen, we're in
two thousand. Yeah, we had eight anniversaries. You we're adding years.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I was youthful I met him and I'm two thousand
and four. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
That when you guys went on your little Yeah, that's
what we know.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
We had a bunch of times before that.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
At the last stop we met.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
At the last Stop, it was open like the Lap
Stop legend, Jordy, I was there by myself at one time.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
No, no, no, no, I was.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
He was on my show a thing or hanging out
with Keith and showing a Sunday Night with any Cruz.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah, because the last show at the Lapstop, Joe Diaz
talked about this, well, I guess he was on one
is all.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
What happened? He tore it up?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
You know what I'm saying over there, joke after joke,
they didn't know what hit him.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
They didn't know what hit him.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
He flatting the room? Those are you and Joey's blackout days?
His niggas just don't show up. Then I got healthy
now and the niggas. What's up?

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I heard come in in on time and ship?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah? Man? Remember, yeah, dude Rob JK, Rob Jenkins, Rob Jenkins, No,
who I don't know he was?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
He was Rob Jinkings.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Was it is?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
He's the guy promoter? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Did you say there was a fool like a comedium
in a car or a truck that had the ship
blasted on the side.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
He was hanging out with you as that night or something.
It was, Uh, it was our dude who worked at
the club.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
He was.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
He was a bartender.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
His name was j J.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, Jay J at the bartender.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
He was.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
He was just a bartender. We were. The story goes
where basically what happens is, uh, we we show up
at at bar Rio, right, which is just like fucking
like big club auditorium right where this.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Is going up? Right? I got booked by a bunch
of guys who last name was as far as by
the way.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, there your cousins or.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
They were throwing money, laundry money.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Big bucks, the same thing, more doublands.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
You know what I'm saying. They kept in their family bro.
So like these motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Like, so he's at bar Rio, but we are at Houston. Uh,
we're like in the middle of Houston. But the club
that we were was at the stop which Jay worked at.
So he were to the last stop so from there,
and he had gotten kicked out.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Of the thing. That's why he wasn't working there. But
he was still welcome because they liked him. But you're here.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, So we went to fucking the stop and uh,
Jay's like, yeah, man, we're gonna go to an after
hour spot.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Before we went there, we started blazing with a wrestler.
Yeah your blaze. We're smoking with that black rest remember, Okay.
Then another time that another.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Wasn't heret brop? I wish we were. That was the
funniest thing when he actually said that.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
You take my check.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
That's before d Yeah, that was when he was We
knew he was racist.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I had known him from that show. Right. We always
go to the Mexican restaurant that turned into the biggest
Mexican gay hangout in Houston.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's called Okay, so it's not a Mexican gay hangout,
but Mexican gays hang out.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Well.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Well the club like the Gahborhood is like, yeah, you
know what, Brooks. There was a Mexican flag with stripes
with a with a gay flag on it, harbor the

(10:50):
Mexican flag with the with the colors the eagle, the eagle,
I'm binding a snake of a rainbow flag.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
But chapultar pack it is called yeah, chapultar pack.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
She put the back, still put the back, although I
can't say the first part what was it?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
What it was a castle built during like maximicians.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
The money in.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
The back back that's where you went.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
You can see all of Mexico City all around because
it's it's in the middle of like their forests out there.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
But the restaurant had none of that.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
The rail park, the rainforest cast.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
And one water they was taking with one very good look.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
At that, say pack, but that's that's not the one.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
British.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
That's where you pulled. That's where you get like fucking
chim chs.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Bro when you go up there.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Dude, Look, I don't want to be sounding like one
of those fools, but you feel something.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Wins are coming down there.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Connected on the way back down ancestors.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, I feel it too.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I was just looking at it.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
So so the bars with the fact so like you
go there, yeah, yeah, yeah, thank bro, like a college
bro there late night food you're drunk or anything.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
And then the neighborhood let out the niggas.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
He too, So you know the size of your elbows
like Texas like the dog.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
That's true, you got an elbow, win it.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Elbow.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
We're talking about outside, he said. Man, California's cool. Man,
y'all got a good food, but you ain't got no
I can't.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Text Max Man horrible chili. Gont care so man, chilick caay.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
So it's out here.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Can is different, though it is. It is okay. So
yellow cheese and you get pickle the guy on that
bitch you got. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
I used to work.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
He's right, yeah, man, it should go harder, you paint.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
I tried tell with the little boots and the okay,
that is okay.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
So homie, you beat that ship up with a bag
of chips. You know what I'm saying, fucking up.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
Because you're talking about Texas, Texas. Next text next, But dude,
they id brisket.

Speaker 8 (13:37):
To their broould go hard, bro, Like you know, it's
like callings is just like it's it's just it's missing something.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
It's it's like y'all used to it, but me, it's
missing something. You know what I'm saying, you know, and
I just wish it's just something like I think it's
because it's yeah, sound cramey and a lot of flower tortillas.
That's you guys, the flowers.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Flowers.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Well, it depends on where you go.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
It's right here, come on right here, the wrong in
l a man, try to keep people l like there.
You could see through it, bro.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Rice paper Bro, there's those vibe papers.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
You know, Bro. Texas Bros. Diackass tortilla.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
I remember when the car went out, they were using
it for blankets.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Broia you can't even turn your neck anymore, Antonio, Bro,
you can't even see the river different they got.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
They bigger than that, bigger than San Antonio A little bit,
I'm sorry, a little bit, a little.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
You know what they don't have from Houston. You know
they don't have here. They have at Houston, man, And
if anybody opens this up, man, you're gonna make a
lot of money. A place to buy those little breakfast taquitos.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Fucking water Burger.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
But don't go to hear in l a stripes fo. Yeah,
Oh my god, dude.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Last somewhere there there's a lady with three teeth right
there making them d the barber Co tacos.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Oh my god, it was so the more teast she
missing the tasty or that she is.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
It was good. Got went in there.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
You can see they cook everything with lard. Fool well decade.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
It is the best, Yes, dude, looks strikes. Yeah, they
were good though at a good time.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
They were.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
They were better than tasted taste. Ain't nothing better than BUCkies, though,
I ain't nothing better the bunnies in Texas, they were
bunkies bumkies. Was is a is as an institution. It
is an institution.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
You know that somebody trying to make a fake buckey though, right,
it makes it go. They're trying to get stewed. Look
up the fake bunkies.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Bro, and make all those bookies.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Same ass, dude, bro, but it's called it made it
look like a fucking squirrel.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Bro, this squirrel has COVID dude, bookies.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
That's hilarious. Good, you know it is good.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
When I was working the left stop, I was saying, boy, downtown,
right in downtown by the courthouse, there was a little
a little burrito stand, like tiny, like the side of
this place, and like I was making like he had
a he had like a grill, and on this side
he had our little breakfast burritos with eggs and ham
and cheese, and then another one with beans and she

(16:22):
likes inside of them, and the other one had eggs,
potato and cheese, and one little had potato and eggs.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah. They didn't be bigger
than that though. That's from Disney. The whole motherfucking hat
on it and everything in the exciting glass door has
an entrance blot. Hell yeah, you can't get more Mexican
that show. Yeah, hey, I'll go, I'll go.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
I stopped at every BUCkies our past fuck that.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
I'm going. Well, yeah, how.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
They make cheesecase with with teenage girl breast milks bro Oh.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Ship, that's a good breast milk cheese bro. Yeah, Bud,
it goes so fucking you know, how Bucket started. Right,
So this dude didn't like dirt. He would go to
in the truck stops and he had dirty bathrooms, right,
So he didn't like dirty bathrooms, so he society make
a truck stop with.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
All playing bathrooms. That's why Buckets is the clearest bathrooms ever.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Cowboy pilots, hell yeah, white cleaning the pilots crazy to ship.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
You know what I'm saying out with buck But here.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Bunkies is basically a Walmart with with gas pumps. That's
what it is. It's really, it's real. It's really get
anything you want, anything you want, what you want, they
got it, chicken, they have like that, the easiest ship batteries.
Hell yeah, bro, you can get.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
A whole new fucking engine in that motherfucker, a whole
new fucking outfit too. Hell yeah, go live out of BUCkies.
I've never been to a bucket.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
We have.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Oh brother, you got California when we stopping.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
They got him in Oklahoma now and like certain places
around man, you you you listen, if you go wherever
you go to Texas, look it up. Just buckets.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
There's one near you.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
But is it food better than hell yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
What what.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
You can put any on that ship. I'm talking about brisket.
I'm talking about sauces and wrapped inside of to teach,
which is the lish uh you got. It's a maze.
It's a maze. Crass hucking sausage, cheese, biscuits. You know
what I'm saying. Fucking Beaber nuggets. Beaber nuggets, My guy,

(18:56):
it's motherfucker. It's just basically it's it's corn pops in
the bag. Popcorn chicken. Yeah, it's corn pops in the
motherfucking bag. And it's just sticky.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
And somewhere we're in Midland, there was a BUCkies, like
not around the corner, but like situated up there.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
That that barbecue and all that barbecue brisky, what faces
stay crazy with the pastries cause you like you like fudge.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
They got it.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
It's amazing. The closest thing we have here is maybe
like a chesters inside of a gas station. That beaver
nuggets right there on the right. That's just just say,
it's like corn pops and it's very sweet. You know,
you ain't finishing at whatever trip you're going on, You're
not finishing.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
It keeping Texas big.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
This is too sweet. We want some full broadcast. We
have Fiel Taylor here. Here's a brand new special on
Amazon goes downloaded.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
It's called Theoreman Taylor's bow Tie Guy, Theodore I mean
Taylor's bow Tie Guy on Amazon and apple Play and
uh YouTube if you want to go check it out. Guys,
that's me. Look have hit me? Yeah boy photo shop.
So bitch, look at me. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Ship, I'm so so serious, like the Oracle. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I was like, I'm about to tell you some real ship.
I'm not so.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
We used to go to that Mexican restaurant, Bro after
every show and tumble the peck and tear it up,
bro Hard bro with the with some guys. I used
to work with the Houston improv name. I forgot his name.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
It was a chubble dude with a beard, that tattoos.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Roach.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
You talking about roach, that wroach. Another guy he used
to manage the laptop. Okay, God damn, he's talking about
the big big dude. But he was like he was
like the owner. He was like five for seven, five
for six, five hit a bunch of tattoos. He always
have weed. But there was nothing good weed. But he

(20:55):
had it. But it was there. It was there.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Uh uh is this when you is this when you
see go party?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
It was a it was that we bro.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, Bro, I mean this bash but yeah, man, that
was that was back in the day. But you got
what you got. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
You got what you needed.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
You got headache, you know what I'm saying. Problems and
bad weed. You know what I'm saying. Wow, he's Look,
he was a great town. It's like just growing up.
Good place to start comedy. Man, It's uh, you grew
up in Newton. Yeah, Well I'm born I was born
in Liberia. I was born in Liberia. Came in when

(21:35):
I was to garb.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah. The first time we hung out, I know that.
We went to a restaurant afterwards, but then we went
to go get something and we went to his place
in the corner. But it was like a car show.
Everybody had their cars parked and everyone's doing their thing.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
It was happening rolling on slabs probably yeah, yeahs around
West Time area.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, and Bro, it was a bunch of brothers everywhere. Bro,
if you're a Mexican, there you have yeah, if you were,
if you were a Mexican in that corner. Chances are
are you were wearing shans with timber with timberland.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
It's like seventh Ward was before, right, well, yeah, it
was so west Timer used to be like where people
used to just carry it. They call him slabs he
was carrying. It's basically low riders and ship like that,
but we do a different different it's uh the bogs

(22:33):
and ship like that, rims and ship like that. Popping,
popping trunk pop trunk out here, drive slow, Yeah, we
dropped slow, do elbows. We swear, you swear all that time.
Uh you pop trunk out here, Like basically you got
a fucking thing in your trunk here and like that.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
We do a thing where we block the streets and
we have a we have a car that go fifty
five miles and now we're doing donuts. Two fly out
brow people. Okay, dude, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
They're called burnouns right take street takeovers. It's insane.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
I was.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Riverside by talk about Riverside Drive. I was, I was
in a.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Hawthorne.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I lived in half On when I first got to
hear and that and that happened, uh and I called
the cops.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
On them.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
I was trying to deliver food.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
I was over eight to it. It was the pandemic,
you know, I'm saying, these niggas out here burning out said,
I called the cops show about like blue Lives matter, nigga,
I get them up. I call the cops on the.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
The police.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
It was half so slow that happened to you, because dude,
I remember, like years ago, like during the pandemic too.
I was doing lyft right, and I.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
Remember like the street like everything just stopped and like
there's cars in front of me, and then people just
started like going rushing, like the intersection cars were doing
donuts and We're there for at least like twenty minutes, bro,
just sitting there, bro, And I was like and nobody
was doing I was like what I turned straight a
fucking car and I was like, what.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Is going on?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
You guys are just gonna let this happen exactly, and
like there's no cops.

Speaker 7 (24:15):
And after I get a call from like a lifter, like, hey,
is it everything okay because we've seen we've noticed that
you've been in the same stop for the time.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Yeah, there's a fucking street takeover.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah. At first, I was like Oh man, that's cool
to like because, like you first initially like all culture,
that's cool. Yeah, starts sucking you guys.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
You young people go here ten minutes like that.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Y'all gonna keep fucking doing the circles? It's a sertain circle.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
In a comments, said that at these places he's talking
about in Houston, he said that Texas food have some
ridiculous looking wheels. Yeah yeah, yeah, old spokes.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Stop staying out, yeah, dating bro said Vogue, Yeah, spinning yeah, long,
long ass things.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Did that song with death raised to drive slow?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
That's yeah, that's what that whole song is, yeah, Philip.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, because I remember and then I saw game that
one time, and I remember watching a pimp walking with
his shot with big old chatlice, his big old thing.
It was made a golden crystals, were just walking to everybody,
what's up? And I remember you went to that corner.
Yeah it was that corner r Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
What's that area over there? So okay, so basically back
in the day he used to just drive slow down
that fucking thing. That's that was like the real ship.
So that's why I was That's why they gave him
that ten minutes because like, you drive down there and
motherfuckers used to be in there and you just do
your swinging and banging on that hole. You're fucking doing
your swerves everything, and people just show off their cars
and ship out there.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
That's why I brought up the seventh Wards, because that's
where the ghetto boys are from. Fifth Ward, fifth seventh Okay, Yeah,
So he was doing a show in Houston. It was
a black show, like Mike Apps and all those dudes,
and they like they didn't show up with the representative,
showed up and they were all about that ship.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah yeah, that area, man ship.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I mess my.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
You know who else is from the fifth Ward? Motherfucker?
Felicia Rashad. Yeah, baby, he was at and uh and
what's what's her name? Her sister?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh god, she dances.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
She got a sister that's black, but she good. Felicia
was Baby God's show Time baby a time legend.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I love that lady.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
She she I grew up with her.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
Really.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah, man ship, that's the reason why I'm a entertainer, bougie.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
A lot of people are from Houston, right, Yeah, it's
a watched there's a I mean you got your fifth
ward Sam Houston.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Sam.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Nah, he's a settler now, he just got a he
got out of college outside. What about Yeah, I'm the
Houston Yeah, Paul Wall Slim Thug uh Ingo Bling, Yeah,

(27:24):
Jingo Bling, Ghetto Boys, the Ghetto Boys. Uh, what's the Hetown?
Uh yeah, the group Htown?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, down Htown, Olivia, bro Big, I'm only fan over
there in Houston.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Only fans, Yeah, Olivia. We'll shout out to her.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
You know what, I think Ashtown has the most only
fans that I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
You know what I'm saying, Hey, hey, claim.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
It like I noticed that when the most strip bars,
I mean Houston, the.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Strip clubs are I mean, I'm married, but the strip clubs.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Yeah, Man, graduations, dude.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying,
she got him. I'm like my my my wife is
also white. But you know it is what it is.
You know, Sorry, doctor Umar, doctor.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Podcast. We have Taylor here, man. So we made up
at that place, Broo, whatever that place was. I did
a shoulder with and Joe Diaz, So that was I
met up with them. Bro Over. There was Big Big
Jay at the Houston laptop stop.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
We go from the stop to Jay's house.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
His house.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
We went to from the the Jay's house from the
last stop because Jay's like, we're gonna go to an
after hour spot. So we go to Jay's house and
his motherfucker's playing mad Now here's the thing we Keith
and Manning is with us, right a boy? Keith Keith Man, Yeah,
it's Keith. Look Keith, ke Keith gave a way. He

(29:06):
loved football so fucking much. Watch all the games, all
the games, you can't he he bought a headset just
so he can act like he's in the game.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
That part.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, he weird.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
You can't call him, you won't. You won't catch him
on Sunday. It's the most about the saddest you ever say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
he got the he got the whole.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Taveling.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yeah, he loved some football. So Keith gave away his
Madden game or whatever game because he kept playing. Right,
they got Maden that Jay's plays. So Keith just on
there and it's like he's cadling. Jay scores a touchdown
on Keith. Keith pissed because it's like, I can't forget
this motherfucker. I can't believe he ay homie, I don't

(29:55):
know why he believed. I can't believe he put uh
scoring because he scored him on the fucking field goal,
I mean on a kickoff. So the whole night he
was talking about that ship, about the fucking video game.
That's how much love Key love football. We're doing the
ship do we at this house and we have to
go to this place afterwards? We were hanging out whatever.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
We go to this party.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Now it's midnight, it's like late. This is the stop
when people are supposed to be starting coming home. So
we go over this this place. It's the first house
we go to. Now it's supposed to be like a club. No,
this is a house. There's a house.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
They were rolling weed on the bar. You know what
I'm saying, Like house, Like we bought weed there.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
She gave it to me in a napkin. That's like real,
ain't no b y O B.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, bring your own beer.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
But guess who's buying beer for everybody?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
You are, this nigger. So he's out there.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
They started, it's starting to party, starting to party.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
What's up? Food?

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Like talking to everybody and it's like so it's I
come up in there. I'm like, oh God, what the
hell is going on? We're standing in line, right, But
while we're in this line, he keeps going forward somehow.

(31:23):
How many fools? A lot of fools. It's a line
full of fools, guys like and we're sitting there and
and and and and that's you know what I'm saying.
We we left Jay's house with a caravan of fucking people.
Like it was like a car full of people that
we just left.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
With, right the three cars, there was more cars. It
was weird. It was the weirdest ship. So this night
we just having the night.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
He going out there. He they doing drugs in there.
He's partying, he's going in the back. Yeah, the poor dream.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
So yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
They weren't there yet, you know what I'm saying. They
were so like it would be different food, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, so that they were in there
smoking in the back, rolling up ship. We can't find him.
He's having the time of his life. He's bouncing around
from people to people. You know, I'm sitting on the
bar buying this fucking napkin weed.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
So this is happened so I don't look around him.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
We go to this room.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
It's this blue room where they're smoking, like fucking Primo,
him and his other dude. They got cocaine this week.
And I'm like, oh, okay, this is when we had baby.
It's a blue room, baby is.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
It's a room that's like blue, blue, bro. I don't
know why.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
I don't know how I fucking got there, but I
don't know why.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
It's blue.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
And everybody's just sitting there chilling, you know what I'm saying,
smoking napkin weed, Primo, you know what I'm saying. So
fucking we gotta get up and get out of there.
So we get up and get out of there, and
now we're onto Homes Road. Oh so this is not
even Home Road, the pre home road.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
It's a prequel. Yeah, this is pre home row.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
This is yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Thirty like three is yes, I forgot.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
We went to the place first.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, we went to this. We went to the smoking
place where they were like okay, So we go to
Homes Road, right, and we also in line. Once again,
he keeps moving the fuck up the line because everybody
keeps like, I don't know what it was they just
everybody just came towards walking and it's like and so

(33:49):
it's me and Keith right the Disneys, Yeah, terror that
University City. Yeah a lightning path, got a lightning pass.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
You're on this line, all right.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
So we get up there and like, dude keeps moving up.
That was just me and Keith, and I'm like, dude,
I don't know if I'm got cash like that my
nigga like cuz like Keith now, Keith, Keith, it's from
the he no hood ship. I don't like last time
I said, I'm sending in like a motherfucker Southern Bell,
just like sitting there just waiting.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Everybody. Saggy Cardigan. I had, yeah, hit.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
A gold sweater and had a golf sweater on with
like it was a big old v neck golf sweater.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Get me dirty with golf.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
It was white and and khakis.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
He was if you look at him, can put everybody
else Bud the act? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was. I was.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
I was getting wropped. It was all Ivy league, I'll
get robbed. I was just like, oh, I'll get like
and KEI keep looking at me, now, keep looking at me,
like fix your face.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
The fix.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
You're gonna get us killed out here there, You'll get
fixed your face, So you know what I'm saying. So
we get up in there right, it's it's uh, it's
twenty dollars for pants and fifteen dollars for shorts. I
don't know what the difference is on home Row, but
that's math at homes Row. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, who's who? Who has shin? And they're patting people
now yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I'm like, I'm like, why are people down? Then you
look at the crowd and I go, sir, do your
best job in this motherfucker. Please make sure everybody ain't
got no gun. And you know what I'm saying, do
your job.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Do your job looking at cars, please.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
My pockets. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
He's gonna the security guard. Here's the security guard man
and the class tell man. Do your job.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
So you took two foods from the Different World show.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Listen, Keith know how to act.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
I don't know how to act because Keith wants again
keeps going fix your face to yo, don't do this, man,
You're gonna make us You're gonna get us killed out here. Man.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I know I'm out here.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
I gotta robbed, rob me all over my face. I
walk in there, As Keith put it, we walked in
the and there's a girl in there with FI has
a tattoos that say hater, hurt her. Hell, there's some
haters who get hurt by this.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
You know what I'm saying. So we walk in there.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Dude, there's smoke everywhere. This is when everybody was smoking
menthol cigarettes in the air. He going out there playing
cards on the fucking with motherfuckers, moll fucker's at a
spade table or dominoes or some ship like that. I'm like,
how you know these niggas?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Like, how you know? I didn't know? Bro, I CA
I can't in there, Bro, Like give me the gem, bro.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Keep them coming. I saw and ship for everybody.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I saw three people in line came back. I guess
I'll take this trip. You are. Remember a bunch of
fun peoples up.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
They were They were having a glass.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
This mother, give everybody everybody a shot. They were like
five dollars a shot. Oh no, there was mother.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Somebody had a bottle.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
It was also in a house too, like so it
was dark.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
So when we first get there, it's dark, so all
these cars are lined up right, you can't see the
only thing you can see is this.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
House on home. I keep thinking like a frat house
for some reason.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Bros. The inside looked like Vegas, but you didn't know
what time it was, you know, uh.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
Uh uh.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
The cowardly Dog cursed the coward dogs. It's like a
house like that, that dark and there's nothing around it.
It's just this house out of the out of the country,
like chance on Massacre house.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Yeah, pretty much just out there because there's I mean,
it's there's rocking.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I was walking around with a Budweiser on one hand
and uh, one of those Southern Hawaiian punch drinks with
my heart dude, dude.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
These motherfuckers had boot hand balls.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
It was the listen, Oh yeah, tell them. There was
a place I was I don't know what. I was
already from the bartender. And she looked like halle Berry.
Halle Berry decided to do dry Bis in New Louisiana too,
but still Hallie Bear. Yeah, she was. She was pretty bro.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
She was pretty.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
She had a tank top with no bra and and
just they were just hanging around and she and she
had she had a she had a do rag on
Bro's work. Yeah, Bro, she had she had a pistol.
She had a gun on her. Bro and she goes
both ways.

Speaker 7 (38:49):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
She said, if you want to have sex with her,
she put a trap on. She was selling Budweiser, alcohol
and everything else.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
The boot and balls, you got that in a hole.
There was like a little square hole in the wall.
We just walked up there and you asked.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
The food table.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Food table. There was an old lady, old lady somehow
her her standing like a truck, like a food truck,
and she had these these things. I don't know what
it was, but this wood came back. Yeahing man, they
got both damn balked over the no.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Keith wanted some boot and balls, and I'm listen, it
was the only good thing that was happening. I had
smile on my face. Hated her in the corner, uh
him wilding out playing spades or slash dominoes or whatever.
You know what I'm saying, buying drinks or everybody. I'm
sitting there like, God, damn it, what we gonna do.
So we're sitting at a table right and like Keith

(39:45):
has this thing when some people say, hey, what do
you do? I'm a cop? Right, and Keith could go okay,
and there was some and you know when you say that,
somebody go, oh, tell me a job, right whatever. Keith
Hope goes, okay, what do you do?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Say?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
I'm I'm a male man. Okay, what I'm saying, that's
that's you know what I'm saying. So we sitting there
at the table, right and this nig sitting there and
were talking to dude and the dude go, man, what
you do? You know what I'm saying? Okay, please let
this go up, and like he goes, what you do?
He goes, oh, man, I'm a comment. The man goes, oh,

(40:23):
tell me a joke. He goes, okay, what do you do?
He said, I'm a drug duder. You want some drugs?
Want some crack?

Speaker 5 (40:30):
I was like.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
None, I mean yeah, you're a solicitor.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Sir like like you can?

Speaker 3 (40:44):
You want ship to get up? And so it's like
we just sat there frozen. Later on, right, this is
this dude that's running around the whole place.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
The dude's cousin, the dude cousin, the dude's cousin that
one dude man him and I went to the court,
went to the court bathroom and then I came back
and Bro, let me tell you, Bro, I felt like
like I came. I came to the bathroom with him,
I came out and when I came out, like if
you didn't if you saw me come in, and then

(41:12):
you saw me come out, and I looked like I
went on a jet pack to Mars and jet packed
even faster all the way down because my hair and
my eyes shouldered. Bro was told the rush I took
in that bathroom was amazing, brother, Like it was. They
had me hook.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
The dude was a drug dealer.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Hey, you want to jing like I went in there
and I went shazab came happy, Brother like this, let
me up, Bro, whatever this guy wants. Man.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Everybody buying ship.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
They love this dude.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
It was the wildest ship ever, Bron. They were like,
where the fuck is going? And I think that's all
the reason whying you Rob.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
He was like, you saw me, I saw me.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
I talked to him a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
What was crazy is that? Having flashback when we left
the first party and it felt like it felt like,
oh man, like full of dreams. Bro, if you build it,
they would come. Yeah, because there was a caravana almost,
I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
So we leave the thing and it's just car at
the I'm like, what the were definitely gonna get pulled
over like this. A bunch of niggas was riding in cars, slabs,
fucking thing going around coming to this place middle of nowhere,
parking perfectly, dude, no parking spots.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Motherfucker's parking like they fucking know how to do.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
This diagonal, no parking attendants.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, so there was not one fight and that one
bad muggy or no bad bok.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
I think it's everybody would park the famous cause because
it could have popped off. Don't think it wasn't gonna
pop off. They were having a good time.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
They paid them in cash for that party. And you
know what, fucking you only live one in town for
one day. I missed my flight, Yeah I missed. He
had a flight the next morning.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
I didn't.

Speaker 9 (43:14):
They left, I didn't eleven thirty in the morning. Yeah,
they left that like six. We left at six. We said, okay,
so we're sitting there, this is this is when the
sun is creeping out things so the.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Run the rugs like dark, Yeah, it's completely dark.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
So we're sitting there right, and the same the dude,
the dude the drug dealers. Right, his cousin's there, right,
he goes. His cousins is bouncing from pick up all
the chicks.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Chicks, chick, motherfucker saying look at my cousin. He would
in the mug.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
He said.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
That boy HIV like a motherfucker trying to fuck everything
else out here.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
And I said, down, my god.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I was like, we got to go.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
That.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
We got to go, get up and we go to leave. Hey, yo,
we gotta go. Why cousin six o'clock in the morning.
You gotta plame the cats. Jay was supposed to take him,
so that's what he was like, because no, Keith's gonna

(44:25):
take you. And Jay was like, yeah, I got him.
We're like, okay, we go. We gotta go, right, we
gotta go.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
So we leave. You guys, you had your luggage with
you and somebody's trunk somebody yeah, somebody yeah, living on
the edge. Yeah yeah, back without my try because you
know what, because I was like, you know what, I
might have to party too much. I don't want to
remember telling somebody. I don't want to convence you guys
by bringing me back to the hotel. Bring my luggage, soldier.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
You're a thoughtful person.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Everybody liked me that party, bro, I was. I was
walking around there with that two kids run that party
like fucking John Goodman, Bro, like like fucking junk candy.
And who's there? That's low Man, Sorry for me. I

(45:20):
love it, bro.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
He we live.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
That's Nasky right there.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
We're sitting there, sketch. We're sitting there, and so we
come outside, right and the whole place is lit up,
like Bro, outside it's next to a fucking like refinery
or something like that. But you can't tell because it's
dark right in the daytime. So we had party. I'm
telling these people knew how ship worked, diagonal parking, know

(45:51):
how to get up under so we like want the
last card over. So each part of the night, the
cars move in. Right, we don't know the rules of
homes road, you know what I'm saying, So we don't
who was we you know what I'm saying. So we're
sitting there and dude's like he goes from the moving in.
So we go out and the construction dudes like, oh man,
we almost had it. Told thank you guys coming out.

(46:14):
You guys gotta move it in and keep goes Hey,
if you ever see me out here again, I want
you to tell it. We gotta go, I'm telling you.
And he was still there, like I said, he ain't
leave it till eleven. We got an international airport. He

(46:35):
coulda gone anytime straight from the party the airport.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
No, no, no, from the party. I went to jade
house first to he was gonna change his shower up. Yeah,
and then his bro. Then his car wouldn't start. So
his car wouldn't start. So him and they kid party
and we kept calling him that thing to do from
that party to call hook goes up, you know, he said,

(47:00):
because anyway he turned into a guy that like a
different person on the daytime. Again, No, and so this
who had to he needed he needed a part, Je
needed a part for his truck to take you to
the airport. His car broke down. Bro, I'm trying to
tell everybody, man, I'm asleep. So he walked bro and

(47:23):
I don't know if it ray, but that who got
in his bicycle and went like four miles. I don't
know how far to get that one part and they
came back all hot. Bro He fixed the car with
a sixth path.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Wet, dude, tell me, ain't no Mexican ship.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Then his cousin came right and he had a cousin
who had dreadlocks. And the roof of his car was
a Confederate flag. Wow, that can happen. And it didn't
mean nothing to him. It didn't mean nothing to him,
and it didn't. It didn't mean nothing to him when
I when it sid either, yeah, yeah, it mean something.

(47:59):
But I just thought I thought we were like the
dukes that was owing Luke. That was crazy. How like
I remember at that party, the first one if they
because there was like you went in, okay, the whole house,
different rooms, but there was also they had a backyard

(48:21):
that was set up and looked like the Pirates of
the Caravan. And then then there was another house where
the Blue Room was. Because there was a little path
like if you have money, you could you can put
coy fish and make it real nice.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
It was like, yeah, it was like this like a
little path you can go through, and dude, I just
started walking and then we came into the walked into
the blue room and he was holding court in that motherfucker.
Was that like a house where like it happened every weekend.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Every weekend? Yeah, because cause you have said this back
then when I tell the retail story, I always said,
people tell how can they have that party? While my
friend said that there's no doning laws.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
And yeah, Houston, so like you can put you can
pretty much put anything anywhere in Houston like Mexico.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Yeah, pretty much. I mean well, I mean, look, you
have a daycare next to a strip strip club.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
You know what I'm saying. It's it's a weird. It's
a weird place, you know what I'm saying. So like
so you tend to get a lot of house states.
It's a place that used to be a place called
Cecil and it was just a house that was a bar,
you know what I'm saying. Like now, nothing was regulated,
it was nothing on the up and up. But it's
like ship you go through the hood like these are
like okay, So it's some real like country ass places

(49:33):
in Houston and it's like, you know, civilization. So you
know what I'm saying, real fucking country in Houston, Like
what the fuck am I doing here? It's not as
much now because of gentrification, you know what I'm saying.
But back in the day, you find yourself where cows are?
You know what I'm saying, Like it's it's weird. Yeah,
it's in there. I mean this mother got a semi farm,

(49:55):
you know what I'm saying. Got two cows in that back.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
I always like, how do how does that place make money? Though?
Two houses, one admission, probably alcohol.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
I mean, ship, that's all profited.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I mean yeah, I mean that's there's all whatever their
profit Huh.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
They put no taxable on the daily or just the weekend.
I think it was just a weekend thing, you know
what I'm saying, because because they knew. Yeah, it was
like yeah that's good, bro, Yeah you make that they
made that money.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Ship?

Speaker 3 (50:23):
And do they take people out after a certain time
where they could.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Just that one we left before the first one ended, right,
the first one in the first the first one and
then two two thirty.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Yeah, the first one is like yo, okay, it's like yo,
we're reasonable human beings, guys.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Three.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
But the other one started at yeah, so yeah, you
get the home brow if you don't want to night.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I think the one that was the first one must
have started at ten, yeah, three, and it.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Can get real, it can get real.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Or in Houston, brother the strippers, and in Houston they
start from they started from some of them start from
midnight and go to in the morning.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
So you got you got the strip clubs, and then
you got the butt naked, the button naked, different things,
strip club naked, head stripped, and the clip strip club
that is stripped. At the butt naked, you get button naked.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
You know.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
You got butt naked? How many time you got button naked?
At the button aked?

Speaker 3 (51:21):
I mean I'd rather not talk about it. You know
what I'm saying. I don't say that naked. I would
go no, no, they get ain't. You know what I'm saying.
You know I went when they wanted to do that,
I went to stay home and read the Bible. But uh,
you know, but like the butt naked. So I heard
what you go in here is it's all around in Texas.

(51:42):
Basically you can get the button egg in Dallas, you
get the butt dagg in San Antonio.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Baby, yeah, I hear, but.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Naked like fully nude.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
You can't drink.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
You can't drink alcohol, baby, but it's at the butt naked.
You can't we can't sell the alcohol here. But hell
if you happen to bring alcohol in there, or if
you're in there you want to buy a ball that
it just happened the half behind the thing. You go
about this making Jackson for like sixty dollars takes.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
It is a weird man, because you're like getting a
table dance at the B y O B strip bar
and then the little burrito lady inside.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Yes, that was when we met up with these fools
in El Paso. Yeah, I haven dude that she was
being yo.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
B your barrito bro even strip where burrito lady shows up. Yeah, yeah, lady,
come up in that mugle burrito.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Hard fuck somebody, I let I want to come up
in thatlla some umbrella.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Weird when you when you get the burrito lady at
there and she had to laugh. Burrito and that burrito
like that tortillas already melting. Ye that that pork is
to a chunk.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
But it's still the baby. It's all that tortilla then
sucked up all the jinxes. Oh my god, it's likes bro,
you know what I'm saying. That a decade and shot damn.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Chump with the fact.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
That's this episode. You ever tip a stripper with a bridle?

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
I mean, shouldn't want to eat it?

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Yeah, all tired, but that's that's to the back of Brother.
Put a three pieces there. I was gonna eat. Bro.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
We need the protein feed these house noticed.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
The stripped the strip Brother opened up. They're still laid
in text. I don't know what we'll hear. Bro got
out five o'clock. Yeah, you know, five o'clock rolling. That's
when they shut the ship down.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
I know, Man, if you cool with them, you can
probably stay up in there until five thoty five.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
There's curchiers and chairs and you let you lean into something. Man. Man,
you started leaving feeling the curtain and it feels like
washing machine here and we're launder matter work. They have
to wash the temple of dryers. Bro.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
I think the stripper coup Houston were closed at four.
I mean that's what you let regular people out.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Yeah yeah, Man, about okay, Man, it's uh who said
a naked man? You can go there and then get wild, Bro.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
You just can't.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
You even s follow the rules. Weed up and there
if you want you know what I'm saying, if you're cool,
you can't just be a regular old table. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (54:12):

Speaker 3 (54:13):
You enjoy yourself. You know what I'm saying, have fun
going that. You can't just be really good, you know,
a regular table nigga game out here, just puffing up.
You know, to fix your face, Fix your face, you
know what I'm saying, Face fits your ass, Get up
and there. You know, she don't be the wild out
do you think. Don't be creepy.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
She don't want you.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
You know what I'm saying. She doing the job. Do
her job. You know what I'm saying. Now, bust it open,
like for a real one. You know what I'm saying,
Wide open?

Speaker 1 (54:38):
What something? Man? Your special man? The material on it's
on your material. Material you've been using your whole life.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Oh man, it was material I've been using my whole life.
The world ain't hearing this ship. Yeah, I put some
new I got new ship on there and old ship
on there, I mean, you know on there. So like
it's a mixture of both and basically, like I mean
I told him about like comedy dynamics decided to you know,
give me a chance.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
They basically like, hey, you want to do an album.
I decided to take it. They gave me an inch.
I decided to take a yard and go. You know
what if I redemp it, you know y'all buy it.
You know what I'm saying here. So like it's a
good distribution ship. It gives me an asd scene on
as funny as hell. I did it in h Town,
Texas fifth Ward. Uh uh the the ensemble. I forgot

(55:30):
what theater was. Uh, but it's a it's a it's
a like a black gay. It's a black You'll be
able to see it.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
And then you can chop off the clips. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I have a bunch of chop up stuff. Yeah. That's
so cool. Yeah man, that's my my boy, Tim Mathis.
I wanted to put Houston stuff on there, so everybody know. Yeah,
because the Lux Thetero Funeral, Cannibal Evanezer, the Luve Theater,
fifth Ward, it's a fifth Ward, the lust Stead Yeah

(56:02):
hell yeah yeah. So yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
That's what's up, bro, that's fucking congratulations.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
That shoes.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Yeah, man, mat me up in elementary school because my
name was or to pull out a little album for
some merse. He pulled out a little towel, stressed me.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
So in the sweater that you brother, and I think
about it in retrospect to put myself in the face.
Oh yeah, bro, that's my dad.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
You have one year to make it. Huh yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
So the West Coast of Africa period, come out.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Congratulations, man, thank you very much, thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
It's my first one, not my last one, you know.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Yeah, b yeah, oh yeah, bro, hell yeah. In the
House episode three three, I think I went with Lisa
at the time, yeah, man, and I was. I called
her up and ship. She was at her job. She
didn't know I got this crazy or whatever. It's kind
of sad.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Oh yeah, from her from the beginning.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
You hear it from her from the beginning.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
No, no, no, it just happened on the Southern Oh yeah,
yeah yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Yeah, man, we were there for a relass all.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I don't know if it's a relax from no, I
don't care. It was a good one.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Or recharge.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Yah. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of like we're Mecca. When
you're when you're when you're on it, you feel like
you're flying. Bro, you're leaving with a god.

Speaker 10 (57:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Yeah, I was a cocaine like I did, like I
did my ship in high school in my early twenties.
So yeah, like because yeah, bro, I grew up with
white folks, so like, the whites have the best runs. Man,
don't don't don't sleep all the help you there, sleep
on the whites. The whites have great drugs, like fucking

(58:05):
doing ecstasy every working weekend, fucking uh fucking bar Molly.
We'll see it was Molly was tabs was before Molly. Yeah,
everybody call this pure M B m A, pure m
D m A. That's what we used to call it.
And all of a sudden it came that damn song
came out and it was Molly, and I was like, Nigga,
we used to do that ship back in the day.
You ain't cool, like you know what I'm saying, So

(58:27):
like you, we would do tabs every weekend and doing
the ship because Houston used to be like a big
rave scene.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Yeah I was.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Yeah, we were in the fucking like I grew up
around raves and ship like that and like used to
do that. Yeah, baby, hell yeah that was what was up.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
I think.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
A little wire the great So I didn't know Houston
was norm for being like a It was a great
rave city man. Yeah, a bunch of like ecstasy. If
you went into the ecstasy game back in the day,
it was these things called chocolate chips. Uh there was
chocolate chip tabs where fucking they ran out and he's
the man. It was the last place you can get him.
But uh uh Yeah, we used to do a lot

(59:10):
of rays and stuff like that because there's a bunch
of warehouses. So you go out there, you do anything
like that. And like if you hang out with whites,
they don't really bother you that much.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
I don't see nothing wrong with bumping grind, with hanging
with the whys. When I went up when I went
to visited him the first time because we wanted we
wanted to get high, and that's when I met him
because steal Keith took me to his house and bro

(59:41):
his house was like the Brady Budge and he was
the only black dude in the house.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
No, no, no, it was we used to live. We
used to live behind both the part.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
That's why we we walked from your house, you can walk.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Into the Moultapec.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Yeah, it was like okay, so it was this place.
It was like it was called I forgot what it
was like some Japanese place was eHow Yeah, it was
like a Genie or something like that was it was
an apartment complex name right to you know what I'm saying, Herod.
You know what I'm saying, her apartments. So like we

(01:00:18):
would go there and I usually I lived with my
girl Valerie, right, but we moved when I was twenty two. Right,
We moved out when I was twenty two years old,
and we didn't have shit, So I got my parents
like den game room couches, which was like these white
leather couches that were fucked up and they had like

(01:00:40):
cuts and shit all in them. Right, So Valerie thought
it would be cool to put tape all on them,
like different colored tapes. So yeah, yeah, it looked it
looked Valerie was Hispanic.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
So she was Mexican, so yeah, she just wanted to better.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
It looked like trash. It It looked like it kind
of looked like the crack then it was cracked.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Denny is technical, b Yeah, throw it was cool.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
It was a nice one and a half bath, you
know what I'm saying. I had my own, but yeah,
seven hundred dollars back in the day killing the game.
Yeah big, it was big for like a second. Yeah,
how much would that be now?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Ship?

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I think that ship about thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
It was a huge.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
That's Houston maybe, I mean, that's that's cheaper than back then.
But yeah, it was like this place back back there. Yeah,
and that's why he went to the house and he
the first time he met me at the last stop,
he made fun of me because, uh I had a bike. Yeah, yeah,
like a bike. I didn't have no car, and motherfucker
just kept on getting me on my bike. It got

(01:01:45):
me ten seed and some ship like that. I was like,
he got fifteen. Shut up, that's five more than you think.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Even to women.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Yes, yes, I to him, I like, right now, I'm
just trying to get my own right now. I haven't
been out with him in a while. The last time
I was with him was actually I did it here
in La I did in La Flapper DAPs, and I
did it with him in uh uh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Houston.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
But I used to go all around that ship made
me man. I used to go all around that motherfucker
through the Midwest with him like constantly and ship like that.
Hanging out with that dude you know, going on a
tour and stuff like that. Opening for him, you learned
a lot of ship. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Have you ever met his last A guy that used
to open up for Poler from Fifical named Ashley No.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
What was actually actually he's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Australia.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
No, he was Haitian, wasn't he. No, he lived in Australia, Australia,
no shit, he just became an Australian citizen. He opened
up for a show with a guy big on Viking
over in Australia.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Oh he's any I heard that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Well, yeah, man, because that guy's out there, you know. Yeah,
and I know I know his older opener, Durant. Yeah,
he had a big old got that removed back.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
You know, God do many things, baby. You know what
I'm saying. I think so, I think so you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
The Lord of Remember, I thought I told him, man,
like you gotta go tell people's face like a Wednesday
every day? Did Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
He looked like he was thinking all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Because it was black.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
It was really black. Yeah, it was a discoloration. It
was the third eye, yeah, yeah, it was. He was
a lot of white though he was he lost ships
on the white recently? Yeah, and he's out here on
the streets. His name is Disco now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Yeah, it's funny the comedy you run into your life
in the journey. Huh yeah, some crazy motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Yeah yeah, just weird. I mean weird things opening for
what's his name, pops? Uh fucking uh John Witherspoonoon.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Yeah, man, I was.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Uh no, but I did watch I did watch him
watching himself. Then I would have done that too. Uh nigga,
that's a good story. This thing of pop was bang
MC bangon. You think you were watching it? We were
watching him watching uh uh black Jesus right, I was

(01:04:41):
watching John Witherspoon Watch John Witherspoon. This ship was the
weirdest ship ever. Like, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Yeah, like to see.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Little pay you know what I'm saying. And I want
both times too. I had to ask him. My friend
was like, sir, you wear both ties. I wear both
times exactly. I don't just kept going when I did
this show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
That's weird. When you meet us celebrity comedian that big.
I remember when we were hanging out with Mike Apps.
We're always opening up for him. Like a bunch of shows,
and Rodrigo came to the shows too. I brought up
a book that was written by Charlie Murphy. I don't
know if they belonged to you, yeah, but it belonged
to me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Huh you got it at a radio station.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Yeah, to give him a radio station. He had a
bunch of them, or lay Charlie Murphy. And there was
a sections there right where Eddie Murphy Charlie Murphy talks
about hanging out with Mike Apps and bombing and then
calling Eddie Murphy to get better. Then finally it got
better and then Mike still what y'all reading there? It

(01:05:45):
was Charlie Murphy's book, but he's talking about you right now.
And there's a couple of pages misdeeds We are just
because he used to come to our pressing room every
night just to get high. And we did that for
a little baby eye. Bro, he'll leave our dressing room
like like be real, bro, before he takes his chase off.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
You talk about l Choppo after.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Yeah, he started talking about chop going uh on a
tangent time whatever what is? But he he closed the
book and he turned into an eight year old bro
like an eight year old of riding your bicycle, your
brand new Huffy. Can I have this?

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
He said, I have this book.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Because Charlie Murphy talks about him for like a little
paragraph that he mikes led him open.

Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
And that's when you know he bombed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Yeah, and then Mike said, Mike said, because we have,
we asked Mike Ebbs, Mike, is it true? He wrote
right there? Yeah, he was up there with a big
ass chain. You jade, I said, jokes or something on
it right or comedian comedian without every like doing whole

(01:07:00):
forty five first.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Yeah, I used to work at the Houston and the
motherfuckers coming in there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
We we wanted to go see him at the Houston
Mplum when John forgot.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Quest Love because yeah love before the day before to
mile Yeah, yeah, freeze love and head needs to come
up in there all the time you're smoking the bat.
Charlie would just go up there and he would tell stores.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Fire bro.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
No, I thought I thought they were just keeping them around.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
No bro.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
The whole time, I thought he owned.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
The play Yeah son, yeah, I remember, yeah, And we.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Had the box full of pornals. Yeah, No, I remember
when we used to go we we used to go on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
The boat trip, and this motherfucker used to bring in horse,
uh lucky legit horse like no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
No women.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Especially the audio. I'm talking to this guy who.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Is about like five to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Hell. Yeah, yeah, he called. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
He would take because he didn't know your name. He
didn't remember. He was tooted it up from a flow
up to the top. Tooted every fucking day he.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Was on one.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
He would forget ship, yell, let you cuts you out
and ship like that and then mean your friend the
next couple of seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
The boy was wild.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
He was I'm glad he fires. I could talk all
this ship. You don't want to go in there in
the globe and be But this nigga was wild. Dune
I'm not gonna say, used to be like like you
going there, I mean legit hores I mean and and
he went to like because they own like four clubs
in in Texas, right, so each clace would have their

(01:08:48):
own like boat ride and he would he would show
up with horse. He was saying, it's like two or
three like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
There two or three, I mean were like the ladies
were had it going on by the way, when and
like when like Bruce Priest his third album.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Back then like it was, it was, it was like
you know they were on their last die. You know
what I'm saying. But if you know they still entrepreneurs,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Still do what you need to do.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
They ain't fat.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
You know what I'm saying. You know, hey, do you
say clean? These brothers clean? So I'm not gonna hate
on them. I'm just saying, putting them in that position
where you're at a place where a business is, I
don't think you should do that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Was out here all the time, man, and everybody had
a wild ass story because he would turn it up
if you wanted a party, he was the dude to
turn it up with. And then he just got crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
We should have took him to homes Road. Yeah yeah,
he would gottingenough shots, funny, but put your money away.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
I got this, Yeah, bro, what type of thing did you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Ever votage him? After press to do breakfast and wait?
Those fucking sticky bums A little player that Houston slowly
fat ass sticky bums. Bro, it was there was this
fat This guy's harassing the Asian girl. They're like grabbing her. Yeah,
waits for me too, bro, this before me too, right

(01:10:27):
before me too. He'll get a waitress that's not that
good looking. I want her, I want her, I want her, like,
this isn't a horror house. This isn't the horror I
would look at him with a face like this is
the whorehouse and if you can go through it too,
And he's rather ways and.

Speaker 7 (01:10:49):
You guys were when you guys like we mentioned him
a lot. In my head, I was thinking, like a
Hawaiian guy because sounds.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
White.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Guy is oh why guy really short?

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
Yeah, he looks like the little Jewish guy from the
Adam Sunder cartoon was called.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
That little cricket that jumps on your shoulders. Said, don't
do that, like.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
If somebody was like, hey man, al Patino's playing the character.
It is that nigga, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Fan though, he would bruce concert, so he's done a
good one. And when he's there, huh, he's done a
good one. Concert all laid up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
Yeah, because he he would bring some horse. He would
bring horse in a sense like I'm not calling these
ladies out of their name I'm calling their profession good
quality horse never got married.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Huh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Where it's like why you got a new anti every Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Christ has some good booths.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
You know what I'm saying, lady with a long purse.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Then he went to the w to the Addison Improblem. Yeah,
he went from Houston to that with Rosie.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
And I think they were trying to keep him in.
They were trying to like keep him in, but he
was still out and and I guess you got I thought,
what was his profession? He was left the booker, He
was left the booker. He was but he wasn't so
he was like there he took over. Yeah, yeah, he

(01:12:22):
act like he was like the top, like you know
what I'm saying, Like I've been like yeah, And he
didn't want him around because he could be balativle. He'd
be saying, He'll say, weird ship to you where it's
like five two.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
One one. He got he played with for a hookros.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
Difficult at the end of the night.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Come on, He's like, motherfucker, God, damn these people paying
Oh dude. It was one time he was he was
mad because we didn't have because we kept the fucking
merch table over by the fucking window.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
And at you know what I'm saying, he was bro bro.
You wouldn't understand. It was just a bunch of girl
I'm mad with give here doing three hours. Oh monegga,
get mad.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Listen, man, see that's the that's when.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
So because I used to work at it, I was
like a door guy after Houston improv. But he was
there when I was there, so like when I started
going and see it, it was like, oh ship, I'm
I'm I'm talent now, you know what I'm saying. So
like you can you can yell at me all you
want to, but you can also suck my dick, you know.

(01:13:43):
So I'm not gonna be spectful, but honestly, get the
fu my dick, motherfucker, you know what I'm saying. So like, dude,
to be three hours and this motherfuckers just pacing It's
like you ain't seeing your hose tonight. Man, you know
what I'm saying, Pacing up and that and be mad
in the mother is lead because then somebody else will
yeah yeah, but like yeah, yeah, yeah, he used to

(01:14:06):
hate that ship. But Hey, you know what it is.
Guess what I'm going back on stage?

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
What the most some time that coloriments he had done
on a show, but were you around?

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
We've done a four hour once him by the.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
TOLF four hours, nah, the whole entire joint. Like so
he he would do like the and I have three
you know what I'm saying, And you were doing forty.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
No, like people are front. We know where it was like, Yo,
let's go up there do this ship. Be as funny
as you can and a lot of amount of time
because we're coming back up like so because uh e
those do this thing where he brings people back up
and we you know, you tell fucking home droke take
home jokes and you just bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Fucking I can sing, So he'll we'll be singing and
ship like that and doing all consecrations ship on that.
So you know what I'm saying, Hey, what kind of
he's like, what's a black song? I ain't get so
I'm ready, you know get you know what I'm saying about. Uh,
but people will be doing the ship.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Yeah. We do in the road a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
So we'd come to and the roads like him go
I'm amazing at it. Uh so, like we would do
that ship so like that will stretch another hour, So
you be you be up there? Yeah yeah, yeah, got
go go up there doing with them fucking Christina Gilera.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Where does he go?

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Yeah, we all stage all the all the acts that
went up We go up there and do the boll
and be singing swami thing they do the ship. There's
keys that they have. You know what I'm saying now,
That technology is the way that he is. Motherfucker's got Spotify,
so we got all we got all the music, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
So you be going up there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
We'd be up there for a while, you know what
I'm saying, and you get down and I ain't ship
else to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Do for the rest of it, like you know what
I'm saying, and everybody's drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Uh yeah, man, yeah, we'll be on that bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
You know. Think.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
I see here's the thing. I have gone through different phases.
I was in my whiskey face when I first met
these motherfuckers. Then I went to my fucking I P
a beer phase, bougie. You know what I'm saying now.
You know I found the Lord and now I drink
white Claw. You know what I'm saying, because you can
drink a twelve pack of white Claw and still just

(01:16:29):
be buzzed. So d kiss to school.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Wake up, no sugar, one grammar sugar baby, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
Diabetes all that's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Man Like it's a young comic. You're trying to pick
up on somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
You wait for the shoulder wed man and the girl
looking at you like, man know, man, I gotta go
get picked up. My daughter. Ain't none of that. Oh yeah,
that's what happens you You hear that. A lot of
that with my daughter.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Oh a lot of bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
This is a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
They came in and oh now, don't invite nobody, nobody
bitch on your free time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
We should do it that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Cav while these niggas go on take the five minute spot.
You going there and you have fuckings and talk to
abroad solitary.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
Me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
I don't because you know, I found the Lord and
I don't want to go through all that. But you
going there, don't be calling to come show up there.
Don't we doing that? That's you stupid. We out here
till too. Don't don't let them man shows. You've been

(01:17:42):
there with you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
You've been at the Improv when you were working there
when d Ry David would add shows.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
How yeah, Bro, there be motherfuckers be like you doing
to day and you just sit there and like and yeah,
the function about it. I'm a door so my money's staying.
What the fuck it is, I'm working hourly, bitch, ass
fucking waiters is fucking breaking it, breaking that ship because yeah, bro,

(01:18:13):
and then bitching at the end of the night like
fuck you, bitch. I sat motherfuckers all day. What we
used to do is like try to get motherfucker's good seats.
And that's how the door guys just making extra money.
Well yeah, oh you want to go. We would save
we would save seats because we had reserves, reserve spots,
and we would save like three or four extra reserves.
And we had this one dude, this motherfucker's biggest hell's
name was Will. That was my dude, Ace Boom.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
He was my dude, big.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Huge white dude man. And Will used to sell the
seats and motherfucker be like, hey, well we got a
fucking VIP and if we were sending Will down there
to be in the front. You want this twenty dollars. God,
you want to see these jokes bits, you better give
me twenty hours. You about to spend another hundred me
twenty dollars and that's how we would make our money
for the last night. I don't work there no more,
so suck my day.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
I know that the improv, the Houston Improv batch, you brother,
green room. There's a VRP table right there that makes
it easy posent to go in and out of the improv.
Yeah that's me, man, you need anybody come into me
and now, but get rid of those teats.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so like there's the one in the corner,
like yeah, they have the seats in the corner that
we established those.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
So that was extra.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Now we would put other like because we know it's
gonna be pat right. Yeah, so all these seats are
good what we needed. Say, Oh you want to see
what yourself? You want a two seater, We got a
two seater. You know what I'm saying. That's gonna be
two tens money, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Davids here he will do Thursday night two shows, Friday
night three shows, and then no, he'll have a four
show at noon.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
This motherfucker be adding shows during the week.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
God damn.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
So yeah, so like you got shows and you're thinking like, hey, guys,
we had another fucking and cheap ass raining ain't a cook.
Don't forget I get you. This nigga would never he
would never give. He would buy us food, would be
fucking motherfucking uh food, truck food, you know what I'm saying,
The motherfucking like badass. Like there was just tortillas with

(01:20:14):
cheese and the ship and it was like, come on, bro,
like just like ship, put this in your double, let's go.
You know what I'm saying, Oh, Ship, do you fucking
steal food? And the man that shit was horrible bro, Like, dude,
I'm telling you there were times where you were working
and then people were rude and a bitch. And this
was before COVID, so you had to pack them bitches
in there. Man. Like see now they have this thing

(01:20:36):
where like you have to buy the table or something
like that. I don't know what they do. Yeah, you
buy the whole table, ship like that you whatever. Motherfuckers
used to used to pack motherfuckers in there. Hey, Hey,
y'all meeting today, y'all. You know what I'm saying, Shit
and things go, well, you know what, ship, give up

(01:20:56):
a conversation. Used to pack these bitches in there, Bro,
when they were running a beer when run out of bed.
The motherfuckers never did that. They did run out and
they ran They.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Ran a beer. This weekend brought the case comedy club.

Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
When I was there, they running a beer. They have
to go grab some beer from the liquor store. We didn't.
They didn't like run out of run out of chickens,
ran out of that was a black show and it
was like I've heard about that happen halfway through the
motherfucker weekend. Look, we didn't know. We just didn't know.

(01:21:33):
Rands were all that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
That wasn't been hard, Oh ship, that was.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Home this road. Food, people strow around. People still go there,
and I ain't even be that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
I just hope, I hope in spirit that another generation
does expiate.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
It will never be nothing like that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
Well, these motherfuckers don't hang out like that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
And then people get killed faster now. Yeah, but it
was weird because like everybody was nobody was. They weren't
checking for weapons at that place.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Don't get anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
They were okay, you were just too.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
They just didn't check you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
They just like you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
They never paid motherfuckers down because I remember going.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Never forget you said, dude, your motherfucking your.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Motherfucking job, baby, go ahead, pat him. Hey, hey, brother,
come back.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
You know the rules. She said that the waits the bartender.
She said she looked like she stood up with She
was wearing a do rag and dreads, and she had
no braw on it like a tank top and didn't
give a fuck. Bro. They were shaking and she was cool, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
I said, she was just on. She was only going
to work.

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
She was.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
That was it, bro, You know what I'm saying. She
probably lived there behind the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Bar, her only her late night hustle. Bro, gonna make money?

Speaker 5 (01:22:59):
What you want to do?

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
I wonder let the old ladys making the molden balls.
I wonder like she had. I wonder if she was
delivering that type of food to strip bars or late
night club or somebody said, lady, I got a better
job for you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
She had to be like a plate lady. You know
what I'm saying, Like plate lady, right, y'all got plates.
You know what I'm saying because the ship came like
a starphone back. It was the it was the highlight
of the lady boot and balls was the highlight of
the night. It was like it was the one moment
I felt I wasn't gonna get stacked a lowered all

(01:23:37):
my intermitions on these bood balls, Like you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Know, this place has been going around for years, you know, yeah,
you know. Speaking of on plates, there's this guy I'm
looking up her hair on if you can find it
on Instagram, just look up death plates, death plates. And
the guy name is Earl and he's in Houston, Texas.
Is an old black dude, and he goes and that

(01:24:03):
food goes up to a place where everybody hangs out at.
It's like the general store, but the food and that
fool opens up those little plates and sometimes he has
like a neck.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
Bone, bro smoker, he's a smoker.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
He has he has he has a neck bone with gravy,
mashed potatoes, coast law, and then that food has like
a bag of cookies too. That is the wildest look
on a plate. Houston, Texas death plate, death plate.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Almost we're in a love Texas and those guys brought
we were.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
In a Mesquite, Texas. Where's Where's fort hood?

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
I don't know. Uh, it was a barbecue somewhere in
the middle it is.

Speaker 7 (01:24:48):
And some guy after after the comedy show, they brought
in like a trays of food and they're selling it
like from their trunk.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
And yeah, bro, that foot brought all the food and
trays and Kylee putting to him clean taxes. He's not
about clean check him out.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (01:25:11):
I just want to tell the person whoever back. And
about three minutes, three months ago, y'all had showing me
this nice wagon. It's so nice. It's real convenience for
me to put it around back and forth. And I mean,
I love it and I appreciate it, and I still
thank the person for who gave me my nice bag.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Wrong bag, keep my food real.

Speaker 10 (01:25:33):
Wrong, real, very GONGI I can't put my part in
the pocket because they had so hot you have to
take it out.

Speaker 5 (01:25:40):
But like.

Speaker 10 (01:25:43):
So I'm matter take that out. Plus I have the
little juice box with it, but I keep with me when.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
I play a little.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
So it shows the food.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
You can you can taste the gym crawling and anyway,
I'm only dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Twenty twenty hours coming down and embarrassing to be talking about.

Speaker 10 (01:26:05):
I'm telling him too cheap, in which I am saying.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
The half chicken, just like I'm just here to just
get greens.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Yeah, but I appreciate my following.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
What's in that rise?

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Is that like another one?

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
While something like that? Killing the games?

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
He show that playing for twenty bucks and something. He
shows up to that store twice and another time he
has like to break today or he got fish.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
Oh that's why I love the hood so much.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
I love this is the hood. Get that phone, this
is mister king. Damn. That's twenty buck killing the guy getting.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
My Sure, that's a deal for twenty bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
That's what I haven't been over.

Speaker 5 (01:26:47):
This is why can't.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
They ain't got like that in l A.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
But the guys that that boat damn party.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
Listen, like, I haven't gone too the hood in l A.
So I mean because I'm a little scared. And uh,
we'll take you to some good Yeah, you gotta go
to hawkins Burgers.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
See when I was delivering hockey so hard I work
there and what oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
Gardens.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Yeah your special again.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
It's theodoremy Taylor's bow tie guy. Theodremy Taylor's bow.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
T find on Amazon.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
You just right. All you have to do is type
on your phone. Yeah, type in Amazon. You can go
to the Comedy Dynamics page. Type Instagram Theodore Comedy at
Theodore Comedy on Everything, Ladies and gentlemen. There you go
at Theodore Comedy on Everything. I'm not hearing these streets.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
You produce your own special.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Uh yeah, I produced it uh in Houston and the
Deluxe Theater fifth Ward, Texas. Baby all day. Yes, they
gentrified that street. The street over is not Taylor bow time.
Taylor's bow time. You know what Theodore Ammy Taylor's bow tie.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Guy. There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
You can go to my lank tree.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
Yep, they have misspelled and it's too showed up. Good
rent the movie for four ninety nine people.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
It's a it's an easy rant, baby perfect. I'm telling
these yokes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
One hundred people right now. Man, go download that ship
right now, man, four ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Man, don't be cheated saying before you know, these terrors popping, baby,
hurry up and this ship, these terrors.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
He has to send down fifty cent to his money.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
He needs to pay off all those horse.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Hey, what was the name of the cool dude that
used to Addison improv hit him and his girlfriend was nice.
He ended up being like a like a like an
agent in Hollywood. I don't know cats Addison a lot
of bunt you okay from He's from Houston too. He
couldn't worked there when a third in comic was in
there because he told somebody about he was taking his jokes.

(01:29:09):
I don't know charky Tommy. I don't even know oh Man, Charlie, Chooky,
Chooky Charlie, Choky Charlie. I have no idea A manager
is a manager. He had green, nice white boy, nice
guys us with him and his lady. You talk about Tommy?

(01:29:33):
Uh No, Tommy is another bowt dude from another improvlem
What's Up? Full podcast? A podcast where Philippa doesn't remember names.
That's what I did. So he's doing any cruise ships?

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
Uh no, that's where my next goal is. I'm trying
to get some get on some cruise ships.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Is your comedy? Change?

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Is it clean or dirty? I have I can do both.
I can do both. I can change my my.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
You know it is what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
You know what I'm saying. I always say this, and
when I when you work cleaning, it becomes work. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
When you work, when you're not doing a clean, that's
when it's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Yes. Man, shout out to the shore there last night
man Katalena jazz Bar. Oh my god, Bro. Before I
got up, I had to follow our Jesse Jesse Mee
Palusa Luso and people were yelling out on leep on
the way up. Bro, I felt like Johnny Cash. I

(01:30:28):
saw Nick Swarsay, he said, it felt like Alvid. When
you went up there, had to bring up Nick Crow.
Jean Bompa was there. Bro. Oh, shout out to that
homie I met.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
This guy owns a common club in Eugene, Oregon. Shout
out to Eugene Organze Alfred did that club?

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
Jordan's Landing, not Jordan Landing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
You did it? Yeah, yeah, I did it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
He's a tall white dude.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Yeah, the dimples on hair thing. Yeah. But what was
that club? It was like by Salem, he said, Eugene, Eugene, Eugene, Yeah, Eugene, Eugene, Oregon.
Witch Eugene.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
Uh now, Portland.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
But your the best place in America to trap to
be at besides Okay, I know you're gonna pick the
South and all that barbecue, But what's your favor place
in the West Coast California? Seattle, Oh, I'd rather.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
Go to you know what, San Diego is? Fun was cool?
San Diego's funny ship.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Osin's running, Yeah, Eugene.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
San Diego's funny ship. I love doing San Diego because
they kind of got like a beach people vibe.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
And yes, they do pretty good food there and really
good food, Like you just pull into a place and
like it's real good.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
You can drive to Mexico too.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
In San Diego, you're gonna get like five different types
of fish tacos and they're all gonna be good. Yeah,
you like Fitch tacos because they have fish tacos.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
I fish, I'm a big fan of it. I like,
I'm a foreigner, so fish is a fishers are ship.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
Like I'm a beach.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
I'm a beach people text mes, no not that much anymore.
House that got that plays left time here?

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
I mean, if I want to get some Max barbecue.

Speaker 7 (01:32:17):
I don't know, but for me barbecue, I know people
are saying like it's they're gonna say, it's like a
fucking chain.

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
But I like dickies. Dude, there's a dickey on the house.

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
Christmas fist is good, is good? Hawkins is pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
What's it called? More burgers?

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Tony romans to open.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
School, bro some Fridays. Uh yeah, I don't really like Yeah,
I'm really when it comes to food out here, I'm
really uh stuck up because I'm from like one of
Like he's a great place to eat food.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
Being the means food ain't ship what I ain't got
good intermeans food out here, man, nothing we got sandwiches
the buve me sandwiches cast like nineteen dollars at this miss,
but means ain't nothing ain't supposed to go over Bro,
Gotta take it. We gotta take it to like the
ancient hoods.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
Man, we're like.

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
To travel. You got to travel on this motherfucker you
god damn organ trails just to go getcause.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
We're segreget we're segregated over here. Yeah, real.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Valley man, you can get a fight douar by me Like,
oh that's what I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
Leave sandwich l E E b s. They got one
in the San Jose day be able to go to
with with Harlows. Man starts with original.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
One the sandwiches. Yeah, Lee Sandwiches, super good, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Good bye. They're under ten dollars, right least.

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
Under ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
Look see yeah, that's a good ass bud me. Well,
that's supposed to see the top ship that I don't who?
What is that sausage?

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Look at Lee's that's eads leads.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
The one on the right.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
Okay, God damn what was that sausage in the motherfucker
what podcast? This week, I'm gonna be at the McCallen, Texas.
That show might be sold out. Also a Corpus Christi Texas.
I'll see you there, man place. And then I'm coming
to Bakersfield and all right, San Diego Baby April fifth

(01:34:29):
Concrete Live b Loue Nell, Gabby Lamb, Frankie Jones, and
Lata de Cellos. Also, man, don't forget April April twenty something,
twenty fifth, I'm gonna be at the Energy Arena in Houston, Houston,
Texas with Paul Rodriguez, Nate Jackson. Fucking Concrete Live just

(01:34:57):
added to the show and a band is gonna be there, man,
the band that played that office song in Spanish, you
know the office song they played. They played onetto style. Yeah,
that's gonna be a good as show. Also, Rose Sanchez
has been added to the show, Baby, so check that out.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
Man, can I can? I plug in?

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Plug it Dog? Where you going?

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
Tomorrow I'll be at the comen and Live Factory with
Super Ego. Would be fun show.

Speaker 7 (01:35:28):
And then this Friday and Saturday, I'm gonna be doing
comedy at the Yuma Tattoo Fast and Card Show at
the Uma Civic Center.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
Come on out, guys, eat let's go get inked and
be hot over there.

Speaker 5 (01:35:40):
This weekend in McAllen and Corpus Christie on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
Baby, let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
Also, man, shout out to my good friend man Tory Spelling.
I ran into her this weekend at the airport. She said,
what's up? And also Austin Green, that's his name Green.
I got his phone number so he might be a
guest on the Walsawful podcast. He grew up and know

(01:36:09):
how he grew up in North Hollywood during the the
waw waw West days when people were just taking your
fucking headphones at the mall and walking up to you.
Broy and pistol whipping you for Jordan's We're talking about
that briefly at the airport while I was doing all
Talking Watch Up podcast people. Everybody who came to see

(01:36:29):
me in Kansas City, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
It was fun man working out the material. Man, it's
good to not work do the old material. Get all
my tickets at Philippiworld dot com list as far as
a producer, man Ray engineer at law.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
Shout out to the homie in Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
Shout out to the home in Australia, Alex and Aiko
hooking us up with a can. Tim Tams, they kill him, Tams.
Good night, everybody,

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