Ep 523 - No Guest - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
What's Up Food, What's Up? Full? Podcast?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Welcome everybody to the What's Some Fool Podcast? The best
podcast in the land, the only podcast with five hundred
episodes and one hundred listens. What's Up Everybody? We're doing
it here. I'm dressed in black because that's the way
your mom likes it. I know, man, your mom fifty
three and when she's sweeping the house, bro, sometimes she

(00:54):
listens to the Bookies, but every once in a while
she listens to the What's So Full podcast. She loved
the sound of our voices. So what's up everybody? Thank
you everybody who came to go see me in McAllen, Texas. Man,
I know it was hard for a lot of guys
to come to the show because of the the flooding.

(01:16):
There was a lot of flooding, bro. Like, there was
a place called Mercedes, Texas, and we couldn't make it
for Lippe because there was a river between us and
the next town where the highway was.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
They couldn't go.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, it hasn't flooded in seven years.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
If you're not a real family, you wouldn't swim across, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, I'm glad we didn't go there. On Thursday night
because the would have been a lot of wet bags
at the show. Hey, what's up? It was bad, dude.
It was it was like you were there. The Drigo
was there on the night of the storm.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
That she was crazy, dude. Before Yeah, on Thursday, that's
when it was all we got there. We had to
go all the way around from the airport to the hotel,
so it took like twenty minutes supposed to when it's
like five or ten minutes, and then all there's residual
water and then all the lightning. It was crazy, dude.
It didn't stop for about three in the morning. Then
it started to get in the morning.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
But the hard look at here.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Hell yeah, dude, it was rattling those windows. Dude in
the hotel.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
This was Corpus Christie but callan.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah. Corpus was on Saturday and it was hot, right. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
It was a muggy, dude. Then the next day I
got a muggy. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I would bush escubar taking that weather.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
You know what I mean, As long as I got
my medicine. Man, I'm good, bro. What you gonna do,
I'm just gonna lay low and watch TV.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I'm glad Homeboys survived Kansas City got this stuff?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well he left in the car, right, Yeah, the.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Guy came up on fucking He came up on medicine
for his grandma. Probably Brover.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Stuff's expensive.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Man, I didn't know that you could have a shared
Uber come with three people and then they could.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Use it really really.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Because that's that I think the driver that took his
car is not the actual Uber driver.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
The driver, yes, or conductor can have three share accounts.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
A car can be driven by multiple Uber drivers.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Is that how they used to rent them to you?
Or how do you? No?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
No, no, my car is my car? No, no, just
what my car?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
But if like I'm a warp driver, but my buddies
would have a car, so using my car to Uber driver.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
So let's say so it was a husband and wife
who both do Uber, but they use the same car.
So it's like it's like it's like if you and
your wife were able to use the same.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Car for Uber, you know, under the same insurance too.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Uh, they provide the same stuff. It's just like you're
able to just use the same car, you know, like
whenever you guys want to.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Because say that Uber East or door Dash he said that.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
He didn't.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
He would just give it somebody that were using his
Uber eats and door dash to deliver and make and
they were giving him like just two hundred dollars a week.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, so a lot of people do that, so they
help out like undocumented people. Uh So, Like, let's say
I sign up to do door dash, but I don't
do anymore because I don't like want to. I could
give it to somebody to use it, but I'll still
get as long as I get up a little bit
of like payment, you know, because.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
That should get on the side on the table under
the table on the table, of course, but that you'll
be responsible.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
For the tax Yeah, you'll I'll be response for the
taxes because it's under my name and my social security.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
So you say, how about or sub out? No, when
you do that, what's it called sub and ol?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I think so? Yeah, so it could be with like door.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Dash, but the people who normally don't have a driver,
lazer or nothing, they're just doing a lot.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
But how risky Yeah exactly, bro, Like people like they
like they.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Just put their phone gets the DoorDash, right, will get
picked it up.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, did you give the I give them account for
and then as long as they don't show their.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Phase, there's people making money at that doing nothing just
tak at home or having a bunch of illegal immigrants
doing running around delivery and s for what.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Don't do it for what?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Three hundred bucks a week is still good right for
those guys.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah, but then so much that they work because when
I when I used to do like me, like, you know,
if you're a price style, you're gonna be working hard,
but you'll be working all day. Like I used to do.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
A delivery furniture too.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
I used to do Instacar, but I haven't done it
since for like probably three years, but I still have
an account. So let's say like I'm like, if somebody
wants to make money, I'll be like, hey, man, you
can use my instacart account. Just give me, give me
a hundred bucks a week.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
You know, then you're the only the tax risks, and
then the car risk is on them, man.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah, they don't have to use my car. No, that's
all that's all them, you know, they just use my account.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, I know matter sometimes waiting for my food like
where the hell is that? And then they open a
look aross side of the window and your little your
little camera security camera and it's a little ten year
old or twelve year old boy bringing the food.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Because because they're calling the car. Yeah, yeah, that's funny,
because you know it's true.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Sometimes a kid in that case, the mom didn't know
ship about Uber but your driver license, so the kid
just figure out that's the application for her. Yeah, and
now she's an Uber Eats without even knowing that. On
the side, the partly sitting at home bro watching no
Bro soap propera mom beaching Bezza. Okay, I want to dude,

(06:24):
that's how do I remember that's a hawstole riding immigrant housetole, right,
and they figure it out.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
They go together.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I remember I used to deliver with my ex girlfriend
Postmates in Hollywood. May be like, you want to come
with me, and then it'll be like it would be
like a tax.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Team delivery date.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah, I will get the food. You go in there,
and now it was just like that or like our part.
You get the food and then after that I'll go
deliver it.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
So it was like that a better way to spend time.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Parents do do that with their kids.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, back in the day, you should do that with
delivering newspapers. It will be like the kid throwing it out,
the mom driving another little food in the back of
the station wagon.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
It just evolves.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Bro, they were making no money man doing that.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Dude, the fact that there was no inflation.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
That live for a flu see I see.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
You know you gotta say something like that would be funny,
like people fucking white people are selling their accounts to
bias and like you don't look like a fucking think
of a white name like Gregory looks like a Gregory
Wolkens Michael.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Put the name on the on the when they see
like on the like the profile is the air profile
right now my profile.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
So that's why they got to go in disguise with
a mass COVID. You know, I don't know that strikes.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Mask the deliveries.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I should go one conany like some of the stuff
that you see like on DoorDash for the for deliveries,
it's not sustainable, like it wouldn't it wouldn't make it
like I see afford it and I know some of
these ice cream places are at and I know that
I would eat it there. I wouldn't bring it home
because I know it's gonna be melted. Yeah, but they're

(08:02):
delivering me ice cream from that placetime whatever Coachstone yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Or shake, well, order the ice cream and then just
get a shake right.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
No food, you know what they do. I remember, like
a long time ago, I was I was like at home,
and I was like, wait a minute, like I can try.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I was trying to order what.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
They called it said like a Krispy Kream, like it'll
be delivered in ten minutes. I'm like, what the fuck
is it? Krispy Kreams, Like there's none around my house.
And after that, like I order it and it gets
delivered in like seven minutes, like probably less than twenty minutes,
and the nearest one is like far, like probably twenty
miles away. It turns out the grocery store from fucking
Stater Brothers.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
They have no end caps.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Fuck those man would be mad dog.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
That's like six weeks. That's like they're six weeks old already.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I'll be mad dog. They'll send me those.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
And it wasn't. The math wasn't mathing, bro, because you
wait in line along the time.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
On Christy, the math wasn't mathing people. Christy Christy waiter
long handle the tooth.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
But then I find out, yeah, dad, man, not the
same nothing.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Well, think about this and wing terms like if you
go to dispensary or if you have a connect, dispensary
is always like two months old, the connect is nice
and fresh.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah that's true, dude. It was also like.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
This, you thought you got the best man.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Imagine, bro, you're ordering you want you want those fucking
wings from or what No, a place that that that
doesn't really it's not even around, but they have them
Hooter wings, Yeah, hooter wings.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
And then like it's basically bringing the frozen one. Bro.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Oh, so it's it's kind of let's say you want
like yeah, like if you want like white Castle, but
they bringing the fro.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I thought you were gonna say that that somebody. It
was more like the Crispy The Crispy Cream Donuts was
gonna be more like that the old school Amazon where
everybody had everybody had a like like we're drink okub
be Amazon just for toothbrush, but he has a million

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units of toothbrushes, so whenever they need somebody in the
neighborhood needs a toothbrush on the southern or a pack.
Usually like he's like He's like the middleman for the
for the neighborhood, just toothbrushes back in the day and
people still doing at that.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
But Amazon those are like.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, but that's thought that I thought.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Maybe that so full at his house a boy a
shipload of Chrispy Creep donuts the night.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Before and then come up distributor, can you do that?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
I think, no, work out a deal because I have
a receipt.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Right, there was a kid and somewhere in Florida, proof
of who would drive I think four hours or five hours.
He was going to university somewhere in Florida. He would
drive four hours away to a Christy Kreme. He would
fill up his wagon with with Krispy Kreme boxes he dried,
and he sell it to the kids in his in
his in his college, in his college.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Right.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
And then Chrispy Kreme found out about this. They were
trying to sue him, and it got out and like
it went viral and then people were like, fuck you,
Krispy Kreme. This guy's just trying to make a living.
And then Christy Kreme like they like the backlash show.
They gave the guy a new car and they let
him deliver it.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Well, remember of some show I was watching bro dog
Faced for Donuts.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
They wanted to.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
They wanted to go into his house and murder somebody
in the right or murder or kidnap somebody or take
them out, you know, the government or an assassin crew.
So and they were they were they had high security. Man,
they couldn't really make it in. So yeah, so these
fools somehow figure out that, like they're gonna have a party, right,

(11:45):
and they were gonna order pizza. So those fools made
up of the guy was like a thread, a.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Bad ass chef.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
So he started like making he started like they made
an app. They made a to call it, and they
started signing pizzas out of their house.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Real cheap. Wait, real cheap. This is from a TV
TV show.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
This happened in real life too.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, they're trying to make so, so they were trying
to make them. They're trying to make so then the
pizza got popular, right.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
But it was real cheap.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
But they were just waiting for that fucking house to
order it, just to go there and fuck everybody up.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Do you think they'd be like, you know what, this
is good business?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
They just so they finally went to go get the pizza.
They finally ordered the pizza and they went into the house.
But I don't know what they.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Did because you know what there is that I think
that might be inspired from actually.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
A real restaurant, not even it's a ghost kitchen, bro.
But they were trying to infiltrate and trying to get
into the house.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
But that's the power of the internet. You can just
build your little business right there. You don't have to
have like a storefront.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Because there's a guy I think he did. He did
an experiment on on Instagram or TikTok where like he
was like, can I do a pizza restaurant from my house?
He did that, but he was delivering the journal pizzas.
He get the pizzas and he deliver them and like
he was actually he had to like the middle bunch
of paperwork.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
To Uber Eats and he did it.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
But there's houses that become legit restaurants. Uh, there's the
first actual house restaurant is in Riverside, That Indian restaurant.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Have you heard of it, The Punja Palace. Yeah, I
go there.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
That place to be in somebody's house first, No, it's
an actual house.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
People go like they became the first uh house to
be recognized as a god. That's a record, Like I
mean that's been going on in the hood forever. But
like they're they're recognized by I think like Uber eats
and stuff like that, and like do I follow.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
My Instagram d So like the building's commercial now it's
an actual house. It's somebody still residential, but a commercial
business out of there.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah, so it's that Poonja palace. No, no, no palace,
it's an actual let me see the oldest Indian restaurant.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
It's somebody.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
It's somebody's house in Riverside, the Mexican Palace, Indian.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
House, go to the palace.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
What the fuck is it? It's it's on it's it's
on TikTok where so like you can submit to become
like a legit, like let's say, felive on sell like
Begon food from it from his kitchen here he could
do it and after that it'll be uh, it'll be
featured on Uber eats and people will come and pick
up kind of my my Vegon friend. Remember how you
could able You're able to get like their their big

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goods from their house. So they there's a place in
the riverside and they make do they make a Indian
burrito with the non bread like the chicken butter?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Because I played Lucky Katsu and uh all being in Franks,
I don't think they have a restaurant. It's just a
gold Chi kitchen somewhere Lincoln Heights and they deliver everywhere world.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, the Hawaiian Spot.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
A lot of that stuff started during the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Huh that's good because you know, because I like chunk
and cheese right lining and ship.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, I'm quality pizza. Because I was gonna say, did
that work for those people that did they end up
getting in the store in the movie or the TV show?
Did they shoot those people up? Finally? Did they order
a pizza?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh they went in there, bro, they be a big mistake.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I think.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Is that movie that movie where the girl takes she's
like a nanny bro in London somewhere that do from.
I can't think of the name.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Because the other way that cops would nab people and
this was like a stinging riverside back in the day,
this is like the nineties, is they would say that
you want a sweep steaks for people with warrants and
then you'll go there to the convention center high five.
The guy, oh, write your name down as soon as
you cross the line, and went in there the rest of.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
As free raider ticket. Bro, there you go. Was it?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
They did something at Dodger Stal like that?

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Back in the eighties they gutt the bottom venture, Bro,
what damn that badsting down?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
And then the cops said, everybody's here on the arrest, Bro,
please lined up to the right.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
That was it, that was done the bond eventually, that's
a badass hotel.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
I sent the video to ray about the first License restaurant.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
But I remember, right man, in a in a movie, Bro,
they did the same thing in a movie and there
was the guy, there was his two kids, and a man,
get the fuck out of here about you guys, lasted man.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
You want to go to jail, You get the fuck
out of here.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
He goes, We're about to rest everybody here for warrants,
and that food goes off that they're looking out and that.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Some cover. Cool.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Bro, they were arresting food with their kids.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
It depends because if.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
You hear about that lady, Bro, they poured her husband right,
he would not he was not from Venezuela.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
He would a sable door. He was.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
He was getting his green card. He was he already
had like, don't deport on his thing, right, he was
about to get a green card. His wife recognized that motherfucker.
One of the videos on the people who are in
prison and supposed away over there, there's no lawyers, there's
no cell phones, so there's no way to go in

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there go and find his as bro. And the supposedly
they throw all the paperwork away on the way there.
They lost it, but that's the work law process. My
mother didn't do nothing right that dude.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
There's a lot of rumors on on Twitter about that
right now that you're you're going there paperless dude. And
then supposedly the holding centers in south in El Salvador,
so it's even like works, you can't prove you're in
another you're in another country because that one the gay
hairdresser that got thrown in there and he was legal bro,
and he they can't supposedly they can't even find him.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Then there to Xavier bro b Real TV.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Gave that was it to say, well, dude, what's with
that train on that phone?

Speaker 1 (17:59):
We don't hide the same.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
You better differently, Bro, Didn't you think that's just a joke.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
I used to know this guy that used to work.
He's a stand up comic out of NAPA with Steve
Danner and that dude. He's been living here forever, Bro,
But he said that he's been unqualified for to stay
here with every for every administration, Like when it did
the Dream Act, he said it was too he'd been
here too long to qualify. And then when they did

(18:30):
the other one, I don't know which one, the one
before that one, the one before the dream At which
was one of these seven, I don't know which it was,
he didn't qualify.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
He's like, he said that limbo because was eighty six, right, yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
And then because i'll tell you gut here in a
ninety four, I'll tell you a quick story about a
Guatemalan family that I know. The mom and dad both
went home and the two kids stayed here.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
A little chappegne story for you guys.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
But uh so, when the first Trump uh administration was,
he kind of got scared. He was undocumented, been here
for like twenty five years. So what he started saving money?
He already had money, saved, so he started building his
house in Guatemala. Never you know whatever, he's just running out.
AIRBN beat it and then this guy won, so this
time he wasn't messing around. They just sold everything in

(19:15):
the house, everything except for h There was a microwave
that they couldn't get rid of, and there's an oven
that couldn't get rid of, and everything sold. Two kids
sit here, they got studio apartments. They went back there
because he doesn't want to deal with being scared, getting
pulled over and getting you know, possibly deported. But he
prepared since the last administration.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Damn the taco truck, the taco man bro they were
taking them. People were setting on stage discome with plates.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
So this while self deported himself. What is the uh
boy solo?

Speaker 2 (19:48):
But when you're finishing your papers, you yeah, when you
when you're finally like getting your I don't know how
I did, but you were born here. But I think
you have to go back to Mexico, get your A
squal and then come in the right way.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
When you have your green card, then you can't get
deported with that. That's the whole thing. So you know,
the ones that are running scared people are getting.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
To port with their green cars.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
That's the thing that's there.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I mean no records. Bro.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Well see then I don't know if that because I
have a I have a cousin who got deported, like
and he got he had his green card. But I
mean he was doing crazy ship dude. Angel, Yeah he
was doing bad stuff.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, my brother took it. Took Angel, Obama reported my
brother Angel. I'll never forget bro. My on my wedding day.
We shouldn't get hosteliz are to party in Angel to
come back.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
We started to party. Yeah, guy was and that was
part Supposedly a lot of the administration now is having
problem with the Trump administration is that when Biden was in,
he gave a lot of people status, and that whole.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Status that was an executive order.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
So that status means they can only hold you, so
they can't even deport you. So they're they're having issues
with that. So if they have status, it can't actually
get thrown back to their country. So the ones that
are going or the I guess on criminals or ones
that are I guess categorized in another form as you
know whatever.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I lot videos another fake of the people just getting grabbed.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Well, I think a lot of those are kind of
made up. And they also they blame Bukule because supposedly
he's going he's going around other orders and just create
present about Salvador and he's very right wing. He supposedly
decimated MS thirteen all that stuff, and you know, the
whole dream.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Is the reason why you can go visit in Salador. Now,
like it's like the police now like back.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
And then I guess a couple of years back.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I remember you go to b and a pilot had
to give one of the gang member of fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I heard it was crazy over there, just murders, like
back crazy.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I saw a video, bro, dude just randomly happening in
a bus and checking everybody in during the bus driver.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
To do And now it's like, so I mean that
they were to do that ship here, Bro.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I remember one time I was on when I was
on the when I was on the fucking when I
was living on living there, when I was living on
boils Stand, when I went on Boilstan Bro, the guy
from right there, they will hop on a bus on
Temple and it would just be mad dogging fools and
like make sure and then me, guys come in and

(22:25):
then they'll get off and then they hop on the
bus again and just regulating, bro the neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Like like like like they had like that was their job, Like.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Well, that's in the neighborhood. I mean. One time, we're
sitting in the car somewhere in La remember it was
like three in the morning, world, joking, smoking with another comedian,
and these fool just came by, just like peaking. What
are you guys doing here?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Chilling?

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, okay, cool took off.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
The one time a cop told me, man, get out
of here. It was a dangerous spot. I said, what
are you doing here?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Then? Regulating regulady damn.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
But supposedly the administration was supposed to like to send
thousands back, dude, thousands within the first month, and I
mean not really happening because their base is talking shit going.
So where's these thousand deportations going? Well, what's happening? There's
still criminals here.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
You know.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
That's a whole battle cry with all these politicians. Dude.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
It's funny how once President Trump became president, that caravan
that was coming over here disappeared.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Oh yeah, he lost his wheels.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Remember it was a caravan coming and invasion and invasion.
Yeah every every every month, bidy ain't doing nothing there.
They're five millars away.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Getting closer.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
The invasion is getting closer. They're almost here. We're gonna
send the troops and then I want to sell them.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Nah, there's got the ones that already here in America.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Because dude, they're still waiting on the Epstein files. Well,
come on, yeah, they're supposed to release. We want to
find out who killed JFK yet. I mean all that
all that paperwork, eighty thousand pages.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Come on, bro, they're about to release the whole list. Remember,
like a couple of months ago, like the whole I got.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
The list, Bro, it was starting with somebody highlighted the
fucking names.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
With a black highlighter. Bro, didn't read anything.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
They were redacted, redacted.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
I was anticipating, like the Coachella lineup.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Bro, I just want to secret recipe to KFC that
state man, please release it.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Not the war the war in Ukraine was gonna stop
still going.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Bro, I know man. And the war on drugs Man,
I think drugs wan. Bro, Come on, can we say
that drugs one? If they say to say that the
War on drugs is over and fucking drugs wan already
drugs just take the L drugs Wan.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
So what happened? They get rid of drugs, that get
rid of the d A two. Come on, bro, and
there's not gonna be any work.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
But so people what so oh my god, the oh
my god, oh my god, don't fall for this man,
Do not fall for the fall for it. There's somebody
out there, Oh my god. He said, I know you
guys out there a word about tax season. Guess what
you're about to abolish the I R S which is

(25:07):
mainly just a computer. The irs is the computer and
don't pay your taxes. This was gonna happen, and it was.
He was explaining how long it takes for motherfucker to
come at you, And then I said, but then I'm
thinking to myself, like I have not gotten away with

(25:27):
anything in my life. There is I I got away
with it. Ten years later they got me. I don't
want you to get me a ship like one day
a motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Man. I know man, you saw that video too, and
I saw it too. We can't get away with it.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I want to feel like this bro, not paying taxes
for people who are who are like Madonna. You know,
people who have a lot of money, who could who
could just go you know what, man?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Sorry man, I was slipping.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
But people will go who don't pay five thousand or
ten thousand dollars because you think, are they gonna go
after me? It's got always one million, Trust me, man.
They would rather go out go after a five thousand
than pressures somebody for a million.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
And then they're gonna get you with that interest and
the penalties, and that five thousand terms into fifteen thousand.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Remember we had that one comedian out here buying Bowers, right,
he was talking about it. He said that he don't
he he has he has all his taxes in Rhode Island.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Something because their tax bracket is different and then the
car registration is very cheap or something. Then you don't
pay taxes on that. But that seems like too much manipulation.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
No, Yeah, So like all this stuff is out there,
his driver's license out there, and he just like recites.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
You don't think the red flag would come up on
their system. That's what it's built for, because that's how
you get flagged, that's how you get audited.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
You do taxi to you. Oh, they give you back.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Money I owe because it's a lot of ten ninety ninees.
But back back in the.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Day, uh, it was oh you oh.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
But back in the day it was when I used
to work at uh regular jobs.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
It was like all, like get a little bit of
renders credit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I mean I
haven't got money back in like, fuck, dude, pro since
twenty nineteen. Bro. Even before that ship.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
I remember when I worked like a radio shack or like, uh.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Dude, what is that tax place that you do that
you do the money in three days?

Speaker 3 (27:30):
American Liberty or what American HNR Block?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh my god, you did that.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yeah in the beginning, No, I used to do my
own taxes like ten forty easy. But I did a
couple of times in college trying to get money back.
The most I ever got was like what like eight
hundred bucks or something.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I mean, but there's fools that be lying and get
like two thousand and three thousand and six thousand damn dude.
But when you get busted, you gotta pay all that
shit back.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Hey man, when when.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It should Block says that they're gonna give you the
money three day, that's just a loan they're giving you, huh.
And then when the money, when the check comes, you
gotta pay them or it comes directly to them.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
It comes directly to you, but they take a percentage
through a company or something through a service because I
know it's.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I know, guys, you don't get the whole thing they're
gonna make. They're gonna make.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
They have to make money. They're lay if.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
You're getting back.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
If you're getting back eighteen hundred dollars from the federal,
right and eight hundred from the state. Eighteen hundred dollars
from the federal, and that's what that's after they do
the taxes, right, But they're gonna charge you one hundred
and fifty dollars, right, So it's fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
It's definitely gonna be a feed. Nobody does anything for free.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Dog.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah, it's gonna get you somehow.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
But if you get outed in court, they'll show up, bro,
but not as a lawyer, but as a friend.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Shimble, so you can drive your car home once you
get arrested.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
But I mean that's like all those comings make like
extra money, like that little money, like those services like
I'll sound felipa when I used to cash my checks
at uh they check cashing us paylest but PLS, please,
I forgot. It's like it's in the hood. It's like
it's this PLS.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
I know that place is green, right, it's like green.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
And yellow night. And I used to catch my checks
there because I was over drawn for the longest I could, like,
because I sucked up so much with the Bank of
America and like like every time I got paid, like
with Felipe's checks, if I would have like the positive
like yeah, PLS, yeah, are always in the hood. They're
always in the hood. They used to call your egg
those you know, Martin.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
PLS is cheaper and broker than Nigs with Nicks is worst.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Well, I think they probably overtook Nicks. I think they
did so, like I could look on New.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
So I remember I was just so over drunk for
the longest, Like I would like if I went to
like Chase or like if I would deposit my checks,
they would have taken all my fucking you know, like.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
You would never put it little on the side just
to like keep it coming. I do.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
I was like in my twenties, I didn't you know,
I didn't care until like later.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah, I was all like focused aways saved money, bro.
But now I haven't think saved money. Seven years old,
i've been I haven't been overdrawn like and I can't
even think of like.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Man, it was like it was so common to just
get because I remember back of American used to charge
your thirty bucks every time.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
And when you overdraw, that's how they make their money.
That's how the credit card companies. A lot of their
profit comes from my late fees. Its bro E ATM
One day, I was there, you go those fees from
another one that's not your bank at Bucks.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
I was overdrawn seven hundred dollars and I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
You had less than zero I left. I was, I
would have been, you would have went took your clothes,
you know technically I was.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Doing I was, Yeah, I never budgeted it out nothing.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I imagine bro the bang would give all beatdowns broa.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Because aack in the day they had debtors present the
long as I didn't live at home, you know, so
like it was just like they.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Would have been.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
They would have made their monopoly character bro back in
that much money.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
My mom's older brother, the oldest, he's probably like I
didn't have a probably like But anyhow, that dude was
in Mexico City with he left. I think I was
to be a priest, and then I guess he fell
in love with a girl like two years later, and everybody,
you know, nobody talked to him except for my grandma.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
How come poor people think that by holding the bills
in your hand and they're yelling at somebody, they think
you're gonna get cheaper.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Bro reading the nice I was.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Gonna tell you. So, this foo wanted to become a printer,
so my grandma sold like thirty cows the bottom of
printing press.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
He locked up photoshop them.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
He didn't become a printer. I guess he his business
went under. They threw his ass in jail for two years, bro,
And that was I think in the sixties.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Dude, Oh do you lock us? Brother?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Oh well, that's that started the ever the everlasting fight
between her and my grandpa.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
He would the girls would ask him to go to
buy himself for school. Basically that's what.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
My mom, Oh my god, charge your ass.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Bro to read a fucking picture, bro, a kinkle or
eight by ten orn, a resume, or a fucking bags.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
It was rent there on sunset was eighty nine ninety
nine for the whole stack of eight by ten after
you got the pictures done.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
For and then the camera mem will charge you a lot. Yeah,
Oh my god, I got a damn for a fucking
just to put a flyer up.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Dude, I knew I was getting ripped off on my
first one. Dude, Oh my god. The guy got me
hard bro La Boreal ha ha, and he got me
for an extra seventy five for the bullshit ass press.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
People would charge a lot for a press kit fifty Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
He's let me call Pablo Francisco. Papa Francisco is gonna
have a lot of good things to say about him
on what this talking about? And then the press cake,
Oh Rodrigo, very funny guy. And quote quote Pablo Francisco,
you have a press kit bro h.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Digital one point nothing like I because when I started
doing going on auditions, it was like in like closer
to the like the twenty ten, so like it was
all like digit at the time. What's it called?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Like you said when I when I went to Uta
or TAA and on the other one, wm May Willa Morris,
Endeavor and Endeavor Wille Morris. Those foods had a breast kit.
They did the research forever meeting. So they had a
paper like this but not of not of locked In Patterson,

(33:29):
but it was Philippe Asparza and it had c AA
or whatever agent. And right on the in the first
they had my picture already, I had my picture on it,
and right there on the bottom they had my whole
bio right and then and then and then like h
page it had they had the ages of my audience.

(33:51):
They did a whole algorithm the ages which broke everything down. Yeah,
my my biggest ages are sixteen to thirty. Then over
there it had like all the products that most my
fans are most likely to get into. And then they
had like sports of what they're into. Most likely they're
into UFC and boxing.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
I saw that.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
I saw that, but lifely to like the.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Dodgers, Lakers, Raiders, Giants, Astros, pretty much every fucking West
Coast team.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah, that is so important, so valuable.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah, man, knowing that, man, you know, like you know
bro that.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Okay, if I wear a Dodger hat for to dog
your stadium, I'm gonna a lot.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Of attention, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah, bro to what's up to a Dodgers. I went
to opening day last week. If you're gonna go there,
go once a year. I was trying to go behind
home Plate, but that she was too expensive, bro, So
I went to on the the other side was a
lot cheaper than Homeplate, way cheaper. And it was like,
I was like, this fool to are we talking about

(35:02):
this week?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Next to the opening date was Thursday.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, next to the fucking whate Like if you were,
if you if you were, if you were watching the
guy running touch home play after home run.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
You saw my ass. But they're going sent me a picture?
You a mean stalker?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Man, I was really close to the game, man, Like
right on front, I saw standing Kofax. Oh look good
for eighty six year old. I saw Rob Lowe. Oh
ship and what's his name?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Ice cube?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
He came in driving a fifty seven Chevy with a trophy, Bro,
the Dodgers trophy, and and he got off and he
gave it to the Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Bro. People like that.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Celebs like that. Do they get like a special entrance
or do they get like.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
He came into the center field, Bro, I drove in.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
I seen the video.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah yeah man, And then the the driver, the owner
of the car shut out to Whitman fifty seven, that
food is from Vegas, and that food he'd been to
my show, he told me was so he gave me
a high five.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Bro at that.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Oh yeah, it was really close.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
And what's so, what does it look different now with
their whole remodel.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
It looks like, Bro, they need money, bro because all
of center Field Bro a bunch of ads.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Oh damn billboards. So they're making.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Billboards and the billboard and Dodger shirts and more Japanese
ads too.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
I saw a lot of Japanese workers inside the lounge.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
What yeah, brother, lady, they're being funny dropping shit. I'm
pretty sure she got a job there, bro, because she's
like a tiny fan.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Like actually from Japan, like from like Torn's or like.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
I don't know, Bro, but I got there. Broke. You
never been to a lounge. I'm in a dugout. Bro.
There's fucking food everywhere.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
There's vegan dogs.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
They opened that day and there's like thirty million hot dogs,
yeah man, And there's other ones.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
There's a guy carving, bro. There's fucking cupcakes. There's a shot.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Prime rib Hamburgers.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
You name it, bro, Like any type of like American food,
they got it there.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Pizza, maybe they have a fruit salad. You can make
a fruit salad. They have an ice cream bar. Pat
sage was his family, Bro. A lot of the Dodger wives,
a lot of the like Freeman, his wife was there eating.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Do the hond dogs taste but Rasa is deep.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
In there, Bro, All the illegal ones are in there, Bro.
Deep fucking Jimmy Will Media with his fucking people just
eating bro. Bro Wow, Bro, the way both the way
it's supposed to be. Everybody you know, quiet and ship there.
We're just telling everybody was so food and banging on

(37:59):
food on the way.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
I was asking you, do the hot dogs the vegan
hot dogs taste like Dodger dogs?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
They have vegan hot dogs and vegan sausage.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Does it tastes like the Dodger dogs?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Dog?

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Like?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Hell no, Bro, I don't. They don't use farmer jaun
no more so it's coffee.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah, it's been a couple of years, right.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, man, But there's still grilla though.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
But it doesn't matter what what what it comes from. Awful.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
But at the at the at the lounge, they got
they got a Dodger dog, right, but they got fucking
Italian sausage is full, different and regular, and they have
a bucket bro steaming bro with peppers to put on,
and a mustard Bro.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Not not a pump Bro, A little a little b damn.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
That's like like like a s.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
They have German style Bro.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
They have on pretzels out there to eat that with,
or they have like the little soft rolls you could
just eat and eat a roll or just make.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
A hot dog Bavarian style balk.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
When you come out, Bro, to the dugout.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
You open the door and there's like fucking water, peanuts, nuts,
fucking chips, snacks, hungry as food saying what some fool.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Throwing them free food.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Came in? Like Jesus, BRO.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I want to when I was when I was leaving though,
I was mob Bro, I was really mob by the fans.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
And that's true.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I don't need to the algorithm and say, you know
where you're popular.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
At that's your family's right there.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of foods, bro oh man.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah many to the eighth inning. I have to hear
the ball, Bro that food throws fast smalls, snails, Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
He throws fast. Bro, I'm going back to Dodgers.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
I'm not gonna I'm going back to a game because
I'm going I'm gonna be in Irvine later on. I'm
thinking August or I'm gonna go to the Angels game. Bro,
they're gonna play the Dodgers. Shout out to my boy
Joe Adell from the Angels. He's been to the game.
We kicked it the Sparking lot.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
And hopefully that the m v P one day that'll
be a freeway series, right.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah, I went to those games in the future, like
in August about tickets already a little rider right there.
Hopefully they'll be in contention. Also, shout out to Crystal Palace.
They wanted their man or actually my band. They didn't win,
they tied it one to one against Southampton and they're

(40:47):
in the finals to the one of the last games
they were like playing real soft. They don't want to
get injury and ship because the guy Jean Philippe. Yeah
that's a bit of a bad app but we were
there with the Redlock. He had a fucking head injury,
so they have to cut his hair at the game today.
It's the game three, three games ago. He was he

(41:07):
was not playing for a washout to John Philippe Tata
that who had a bro they put them they made
like a protection for him for soccer.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Never seen him report it looks like bain.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
So that's why they shaved his head because he had
sucked up his heads and they shaved it to for
it to heal. So he had he has like a
wrestling like to kind of headgear that wrestlings were. Wrestlings were, yeah, so,
but it's covering up only the injury. So it's like
a plate because I guess the next time he hit somebody,
it'll hit like a little matter of leather or something.

(41:43):
What's up with how's he doing good?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Outside of the fender bro shout out?

Speaker 3 (41:48):
So when they tie, it depends on the other teams
that are playing if they lose, and they'll break away
and be able to keep on competing.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
But I think what words not figuring it out is
that the that goal that one go counts for the
do they cut all the goals at the end of
the season, And definitely they see who the first.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
And the last see it's like a points system like yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
They get like even though they were they were a win,
there were lost three zero. Of course Southampton would have
moved up, but I think they lost a lot of
games this year. They're not even in the playoffs, kind
of the prelims right now. That yeah, so there are
their last games right now. There he is South London,
There he is bro after after.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
I mean like like we think Mexico is like serious
about soccer, but out there it's like a different thing,
right Like I was at that.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Game with this fool right there, and I thought Mexico
City was a little crazier.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
No no drinking at this one.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Oh no, you had to drink outside before you walked
into the stands.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Yeah, you're gonna finish your beer walk in better. No
drinks none in the stands, even a soda.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Right, so you got.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
You got to get fucked up out. You gotta get sucked.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
About, dude. You drink a big ass beer, they're gonna
take a leak and looking to brag about.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Come on, man, all that money they make.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Bro The only had a little they a little mince pie,
a little pie with meat, and then they had another
one that was vegan, and then they didn't have the
mash for it.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yeah. I think they had like some some form of
sausage now in a in a butN and some kind
of weird like corn dogs.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Due.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
I keep seeing this one. There's one restaurant that people
keep going to England. It's called the Original Pie.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Mash, Yes, pigs and mash.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Yeah, where they like it's like they just put like
scoop a who much of like mashed potatoes and they like,
I guess it's a pie meat pie or something like that,
and they put like a green sauce on it, which
is the liquor or something.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Like that, but use the use spicy ben and girl over.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
But that brown ship, that green ship is mad, but
it's peace.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
And people keep talking, people keep bagging on it.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
But I'm like, I would eat it. I think it's good.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
And there's a big man there's like an eel pie
or something like that.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yeah, I don't know about all that. I'm done some
video that big old English school eating it. It's all gelatinous. Yeah,
I don't know about all that. I probably will try
it just to say I try it though, because you
know it might be good. Though, you like, no that's
the left Yeah, yeah, I like, yeah, I don't know

(44:22):
about but those are sardines right there, right right there. Yeah, yeah,
it's like a pea sauce.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
This is the type of food that British before they
started meeting black people and ship.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
This is before the these are meals of victory, those
before they have no seasoning.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Later I think I think it's salt and pepper, bro,
not like not like like rub or like groomen in
their come. But that was the whole thing, the age
of exploration to go over there and get those spices, bro.
Because it's funny because like for like India, all roads
lead to China. When people think.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Of Italy, people think of like tomato sauce and shit
like that. Tomatoes wasn't introduced until after they went to
Mexico and they brought to tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Because that's a that's native to Mexico.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
But it wasn't until the pronoun ha ha.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Because that's the other thing too, Like so Tony Sopranos,
you really think China and Vaninodles history is sad.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
What happened to So they didn't have tomatoes in Italy
to a web.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Until they discovered Americas. They brought from Mexico and even
potatoes too, even even Ireland they got to share. Like
a lot of this ship is from like basically like
like like the America, like Mexico even fucking what else
the fucking see tomatoes native to Americas introduced to Italy
in the sixteenth century. Even chocolate, Like fucking people think
of Sweden or like Germany about fucking their chocolate sweets

(45:55):
they came They got it from Mexico.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Bro cocaw, it came from Mexico.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Dude, tomatoes, Well, didn't they say that?

Speaker 3 (46:04):
That's how the Egyptians learned how to make the pyramids,
because I saw it and they went back there and
made them.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Oh, I mean there's so much like is here a
chocolate using begins with alls and then all that old.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
School hidden history they we don't even know, dude exactly.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Dude, but when you go to Mexico, though you've been
to Mexico City, there are places there that actually have
actual good ass chocolates.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Hell, no, I didn't see Look, that's why I say
cholic it's dusty bros, chalky brood.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Eat that chocolate because dude, to look.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Hey, nothing like a Hershey, right, that's what I said,
You know, you know what they perfected it like, well,
that's what I'm That's what.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I wanted to get to this, like to look it up.
And the thing with the English, our whole thing is
they steal something and they perfected.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
There's steal something.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Yeah, the Mensia effect.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Because I mean kid, because you see how sometimes you
open it's all dusty, it's all fucking chalky.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Bro like, man, you show that that flyer bro of
Carlo Mancia on Joe Rogan Experience. They got me, Bro,
fuck your Freddy Korea fred Korea right.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah, from Vegas. He's the first one that posted it.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
He posted it up Experience.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
That one up.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
They got me.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
It's gonna be chi. Thank you for being here. It's
all good. Thank you so much. I feel blessed. I'm
glad we can finally hash things out and move forward totally.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
So what's yet? A clip here from the Colment Experience
podcast by day.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Thank you for being here. I know it's weird, it's
all good. Thank you so much. I feel blessed. I'm
glad we can finally hash things out and move forward totally.
So what's been up? What's new? I'm moving to Austin, fucker,
because of you California.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Hell yeah, well they've gotten there, Bro a lot.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
No, they got a lot of fools.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Because I was looking for that ship dog you know
what shared it before I shared it with you guys.
I want to go look for it and Spotify immediately
if I want to listen to it, listen to it.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
I have never searched for anything to listen to it
so bad that you.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Kept going after the first attempt, Bro, I.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Went to spot first.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
I went to YouTube because I'm not I going to
YouTube first for everything right and then nah, And then
I went to the Joe Rogan maybe he has a
little clip. Fuck no, Bro, too busy with the other one,
big Jay Oakerson. Then I want to Spotify. Fuck you Spotify.
Other showed me with a bunch of men see on
the other podcasts. But nah, Man, I would have broke
the internet probably.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
I think that's one of those things where you could
have put on Patreon and people would have paid.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
I would have paid.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I would have paid it already have paid.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
I would have paid for that.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
That better be a long maybe better than thirty minutes though.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
That she got he got me, Bro, they got me.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I got a couple of texts before you say yours?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Is this true?

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (49:09):
How do I?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
How do I know?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Am I in the inside?

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Over here?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
They get you? Then we calor for us. Bro.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Could you tell everybody, bro, how many times people hit
up Rodrigo or myself or this guy when when our
comedy colleagues, I wouldn't even say friends because our friends
are earning his room aquaintance, people that we say we
high five at the airport. How people that we just
say hi, acquaintances. We didn't even know these guys that well. Bro,

(49:37):
when our fears said that ship about Kobe, everybody.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Me your homies fucking First of all, I didn't think
it was true. Then it happened to be true, and
then I was like, oh my god, I didn't even
see it, dude.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
I was like, what, I don't know who you were?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Bro. Everybody's most from the podcast listen to the podcasts,
but it's all good today.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Somebody messaged me, hey, bro, I saw Felipa's tickets or
sold out for Baker's feel do you are you have
a can you sell me some tickets? What do I
have a special fucking leak?

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Like?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
How about this one? Man? Hey man?

Speaker 2 (50:09):
I know you got, you got a lot of meeting grease. Man,
I have a big group.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Man. Can I just pay you in cash when I
get there? Bro? Where are you gonna be? I just
pay you in cash? Bro?

Speaker 3 (50:18):
You know you know how we do it forgot all?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
You know how we do it. Bro, I've never I've
never done that.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
There could you? Could I buy tickets through you? Like?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Do me? Like?

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Do I have a special stack of ticket Ticketmaster Junior?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
So doubt Broun When you had the tickets so nobody
wanted them?

Speaker 4 (50:36):
You know?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Like the T shirts?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Some dude told me, I don't care, Bro, I got cash?

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Cash is keen?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Well it's not keen here, Bro, hilarious.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 4 (50:47):
You mad?

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (50:50):
A dirty T shirt? Just for cash?

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Brous.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
I can tell you all the messages like, yeah, hey, Bro,
I'm sorry new room didn't flipip? Do it for like
a five hundred dollars headline?

Speaker 3 (51:02):
You can't wait?

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Are you stupid?

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Dude? I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
We have fucking money, dude.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Dude, fools are crazy. Bro.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I don't show yet, but you don't want to get
together and have dinner?

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Man?

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Let me know, hey, people have came up like that,
Bro at the casino when we went to go eat
dinner and all the people that came out to go
hang out with us.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Remember the family that always meet you in El Paso.
Oh my god, Jesus, Bro, I think you put the
kids through college already.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
There's another there's another group of people that always say
hang out.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
There's only two flights to come in from La. Oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
They probably wait for everybody. How the restaurant everybody unless
you're in a private jet.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Right, So funny.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
But remember that we went to go at that casino
and then uh, we went to go have dinner downstairs,
and everybody came out. Everybody was there eating dinner.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Where was it that dude?

Speaker 4 (51:54):
It was somewhere in Swamish, Squamish.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
We drove there, it was, we know, laughling.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Laughling, Yeah, I remember it was. It was a sick
gass casino. We went downstairs. Pretty good food, I remember.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Yeah, we got the Tucson one. So that's when we
walked around and seen that band playing after and everything.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Well, how was that one time we were there? Bro?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
When ah man, we were in a green room and
wed with that one dude. They used to always bring
weed to Tempe.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
He like a nurse. Yeah, yeah, a troll.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
He was like a nurse, and he brought all his
nurse friends. And then one of the nurse friends, he
was like a chubby chick. And then she was all
higher bro. Everybody started wrote all they started roasting her
because she had a big ass sandwich.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Remember the head nurse Bromie.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
She never came back, went to the two days the
big ass sandwich. All bears. Still nobody likes to get
backed down. I remember, it's funny that everybody will get you.
Oh though, everybody, everybody, everybody.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
I remember a long time ago when your whole like
neighborhood came, pep from your old neighborhood came and they
found out it was like years ago, ten years ago,
and you were like telling them how like you hooked
up with one of the somebody's daughter that lived there,
and like they're trying to give me advice and you
gotta do this, you know, because your familys like, like dude,
what the fuck. It was like a one type thing,
but the whole family was trying to It was a

(53:25):
crazy the whole influence dog peer pressure.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
It was a crazy everybody in that family's dark.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Bro like me right now, Bro, no light over here.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
No light wait, but there's some foods that you can
shine light on them and they're still dark. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I enjoy press.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Anyway. I keep the musk. Yes, Who's what?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Some full podcast this week. I'm gonna be at the
Bakersfield Fox Theater and Energy Arena at and No, No No,
I'm gonna be at at San Diego in.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
San Diego at.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
A Changa Arena, Don't Forget with Coasted by Concrete Live
Prito starring Gabby Lamb Lou Now Frankie, don't Forget.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
And Ratas and Cello Ratas and Cello. That's a badass
punk band. Dude, what is that?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
And April twenty five, I'm gonna be in I'm gonna
be no, you can go ahead, come back later. I'm
gonna be at Houston with Paul Baby hopefully hopefully it
be out of prison by then. And and I'm gonna
be with Nate Jackson he played The Junkyard Dog and

(54:53):
the Young Young Rock Show on ABC or anything.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
And Wow, it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Concrete Live is gonna be there too, brot It and
the Easy Bad there's the one that played that Ranchetta
office song.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Oh yeah yeah, man.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Last week Paul Drigga was arrested for narcotics in Burbank.
And what happened was that he was driving, he went
to the back seats. We got Paulodas right here, right now.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Man, Hey, man, I just cut out, you know, just
trying to see what the streets have to say. What's
going on, Philippa, thank you for spreading the bad news.
It's like TMZ over here Martin, the little character right here, kyo.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
What happened pav Burbank? Bro, Hey man, if.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
They's all malicious or lies, I mean, come on, man,
the guy was partying. I wasn't even driving, you know,
I was on in the back seat. Man. You know,
what's what's next? Prostitution and slacking like a Meddie Murphy
or something, you know what I mean, who knows, Hey,
we'd like to have fun.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
You were profiled by the white cop.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
I'm telling you, man, they're on a power trip. Man.
Ever since the hotel with the Maga, man, make you know,
make it go on to those great again or whatever
it matters. You know this guy, you know, as soon
as he's seen me, he just seen me right. He's like, hey,
this guy just talleming. No, man, I'm an av celebrity. Man.
Check out my movie Man Holy Cash. Yeah, good movie.
But anyways, man, I'm gonna tell you, Man, these guys

(56:17):
right now they're on the power trip.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Man.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
They think they you can do something to whatever. Man,
just by the color of the skin. I mean, hey man,
I'm with the color of my coat.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
You know, just catch.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Malari.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Hey man, it's supposed to be the getaway driving Man.
I'll never rub a bank with that guy wearing sunglasses
that night. Man, who does that?

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Man?

Speaker 3 (56:35):
He gave the whole plan away. You know, yeay man,
it was on my guys from the eighties.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Man, I heard from March Riddle. You were set up
by George Loper, that gabrig Les.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Hey man, the call came in from somewhere, you know,
some private jets somewhere. Who knows, Man, who's the red line?
Maybe they're in there with Putin or something. You know,
we gotta put these guys away, man, George Lope's man
will put another TV show. Man, What do you gotta
do with me? You know, fluffy a keep on, you know,
do your thing, man, Big Days you know, I don't
want to be mean, man, but you know, man, sometimes
you know, I'm gonna go after some people. Man, as
soon as I find out who it is.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
You know, is that Truelyn showing with with with Fluffy
and back in the day and at the Microsoft arena,
he didn't pay you?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Hey, man, I guess it's still in the mail. You know,
we're gonna figure it out, you know, hopefully. I really
need it now. Man, I gotta make bail. You know,
I got in a little raiment here in about a
couple of hours, you know.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
So yeah, So who's gonna represent you in this case? Hey?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Man, We're gonna get somebody you know, like low Z
Consonnas or something like that. You know what I'm saying.
So man, those good people. You know, Hey, I was
in the car. They do car law, you know. But
we're gonna figure this out. You know, the city of Bourdbank, Man,
I gotta give you guys something right now, two thumbs down. Man.
I don't know who the mayor is, but we gotta
we gotta send Doge in there.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Man.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
You know the guy with Tesla's whatever, that South African
you know.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Really you're gonna be ana.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Are you gonna be all right to a healthy enough
You're gonna make the show April twenty fifth, And.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Of course I told you man after we had that
little screamage on the last podcast, I gotta be hard,
you know, man, just beyond belong to like a fighter.
You know what, Man, there's at the gold right here.
You know, I'm strong as a lion. Never felt better forli.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
But thank you very much for having the man. Thank
you one more time.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Check out my movie Holy Cash. He's in there. You
know the other guy you mentioned and see him, but
you don't want to talk about him. J Moore on
those guys. Man, this is a very powerful movie. You
guys see me with you know, every time you get
in the hotel room, you see that beautiful guy. I
gave him his career went on that movie. You know
he didn't want to be in it, but hey, promote
any whatever, sweet cheeks, Man, we're gonna do good. I
love animals. Man, stay strong, you look good.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Holy Cash guy.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Right now, when that fool got when they caught him,
I thought I thought that I felt like he was
like set up, bro.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Like all I thought in my head was when when
man I was framed.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
I saw the news.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Yeah, but bick Chelsea p rod Oh dude, you missed,
you missed.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Para Driguez Rodrigo, he was wearing the same shirt.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
What the heck?

Speaker 4 (59:06):
You guys, we're in the same Okay, what's happening, guys.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
What's about? Yeah, he was.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
They caught it when they got Paul dinging with it early?

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Was it late?

Speaker 3 (59:18):
I think it was at nighttime, dude, by seven? Yeah,
but the whole thing I heard too, I mean according
to TMZ, the other one on k t l A news. Uh,
they just let him off that same night with the citation,
So that was it.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
But they made a big deal about it. Then it
seems like a bigger deal than what it is.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
He hasn't had this press in a minute, bro, you know,
I mean.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
You're right, he's so, he's a legend.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
He's killing it, selling out this weekend for sure.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Oh hell yeah, dude, Para Driggs. Dude.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
But yeah, I don't. I don't know what's up with it. Really,
there's not too much detail. I do a lot of Bolognian.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
It was fucking molt Garcias fucking broking malguarcia.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Bro, you fucking blow it.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Huh, you're sloppy homie.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Very well dying bro. Everybody saying Bravo, bravo, like a
geche bird bank those donuts or a ganja.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Everyone let me see what the chat to say.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
But also to dude, come on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Oh bro oh man sand lows fu Bro. Shout out
to Frank. Frank Steel Bro passed away, Bro, I know, dog,
it was so sad. Suddenly he was hit with pancreatic
cancer and they give him months to live and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
He passed away.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
That's the worst one, bro, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
All little southern bro not even a chance two a
month now. Yeah, and his dad would go to I
don't even notice that. His dad would go to stand
up comedy show for all the comedy that showed up
to Stan jose Day, like if you're a little guest
spot or somewhere, he'd be in the back laughing or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
And he was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Frank still wild call off for every day and talk
like that a real father relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Yeah, man, that's horrible, dude. Heart goes out to your family.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
That every day.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Yeah, yeah, we talked every day, bro. Yeah, okay, you're
not kidding, No, and.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
He just texted me around. He called me because.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Beachy window broke.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
There's every Christmas. Bro. He's not like too touchy like that.
My mom is more. But I talked to him every day. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Yeah, that full so he might passed away a month
sore trying to get him to Dodgers datum and one
last time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
That's I said, like I said, that's the worst one. Pancreatic.
I mean, if you even get treated, and I mean
the most probably about four years dude.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
That's that's how Patrick Sazy went to bro.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
That was so sad. And that's all of a sudden too.
I think the is the one that survived it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Really, I'm not sure or one of those guys, but
I know I know Patrick Sayson still like he was
like I didn't go fucking so smoking cigarettes out there, Like,
well dude, at.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
That point, dude, it's like, you know, fuck it. Yeah,
that's one of my fun love pass that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
One Pat createdmember. That's too.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Shout out to Frank Castillo, Man, you know it's bad
passed away. You probably recognize my mother stories for a
funny comedian. Yeah, man, here's a type of relationship with
his father that a lot of us wish we had
with our father and ship.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Because they were more like Bro, they were packed together.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Yeah that's so cool. Yeah man, No, no he has
left now is burnmt Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
No, No, he still has some good hair for being fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Like ninety nine. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Bro, how the you gonna lose your hair? Not thinking
about Bill bro?

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Oh, ship, I gotta pay for stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Yeah, free right he starts stressing out your mom dies. Yeah,
you're making sense, But there's always somebody in the family
that stays with the mom to the end. The parents
of the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Nigg Coca broll that's his haird worried about rows.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
And I bet you could throw that ball over the mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
He's good bro, and and fucking uh and now white lotus.
Oh man, he plays the husband of that lady from
from that lady. I can't think her name right now. Yeah,
he was the same Bro's old no hat.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Yeah, dude, when he hit Napoleon in the face with
that steak, that's real ship, Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
If we throw I remember if I woo don't like, you,
don't throw a half eating burritos.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
They don't like no more.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Bro, I've seen some for we get hit with an
apple one time, Dude, a couple of bites taken out
of it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
My friend Bro, he threw a pickle Atona.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
He was looking out the window, Bro, and that forehead
of half eating rotten pickle, ronning Peppe was soft. It's
already threw it at his br broken his head and
that fool right inside house and beat his out in
front of his parents. The guy that got hit takes
the door down, Broll. That's breaking an entry out there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Right of course, Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Then that's assault, and then it's battery. Then it's aggravated
if you you know, open the door, kicked it open.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
He keeps the door open and chased that find the
house in the living room and they're fighting in the
living room.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Yeah, because you don't even have to hit somebody for
a battery. Battery, you got to put them in reasonable
apprehension of fear.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
But that's the people that call the cops and follow
the law.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
You know, I guess people are my neighborhood. They were
breaking the laws, left their right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
But dude, I've seen so many crimes in my life
that went unreported.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Dude, I know, like like fighting, like physically fighting somebody
or neighbor is assault right if they both should be
arrested if.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
I don't know how it is in California, but I
know some states got mutual combat, so you can duke
it out right, but it has to be reasonable. You know,
if you fall then you pick up a rock and
hit him, it's like then it changes, you know, I mean,
but it all depends on jurisdiction.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Well, when I used to try to walk around silver
Lake back in the day, when I was living in Frogtown,
I was walking around silver Lake, and you know, I
was there like when you're when you're like when you're
coming from Starbucks and you're going and you make Glendelle Yeah,
and you make yeah, and you make a left to
go up the hill right there to the right, right

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up right after the nice homes, the first street to
the right river glads, I don't know know the street.
Those two guys fighting, bro, and the one guy picks
up an axe and he was about to let him
have it, BRO, And I remember, I remember I got
scared of it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
A man, and think about it, man, think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
He co about it and I just kept going Bro,
and then I just I don't know what he did,
but he was about to fuck what was the axe?

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
They were just fighting.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
There was an accent. You know if you don't say
anything that did I just.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Say, I don't want to because I want to. I
want him to not do it. Also not doing it
in my presence because now I'm a witness.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
I guess I'm nerks and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Or that then the government's gonna be hounding you to
go sit on the stand and talent.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
I would ruin my that would have ruined my year.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
That's horrible. And then seeing it, like everyone say it,
that's traumatic, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
And they were they were having a dispute over neighboring dispute.
Broy just said throughout he had a little ash chicken.
He was fixing his house. And I said, but how long.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Two thousand and two.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
When you're oh, ship, you can mess somebody up with
an ax.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Bro, they're like the first white people in the neighborhood.
Then probably we're like, oh no, there's always be white.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
People there, always been there, Bro, able to call a
cop Brock that do.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
You ever that one time we're at I mean, I
don't know if we told them. I'm sure we told
the story on the pod. We were all after custom,
we went to Albertos and then will One time Willie
came up out with us.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
We were doing roundhouses over the some people that were.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Eating pretty hard and then the foods that were sending
over their heads got from work, dude, like tired little off.
It's like, dude, once you go.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Kick like an m m A dude, bro, like what
kind of like what was he wearing though?

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Like, yeah, that's pretty impressive.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
These dudes were short. They were like your side that
that's nothing, bro.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Yeah, bro, if you get it over you would be
impressed of them, dude, like or you know, that wasn't
like maan damn due.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
It was like hot damn or some hot damn dude.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
So funny.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Yeah, she was crazy. I was like, what is going on?

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Do we leave that fool there? Of course we did, dude, Yeah,
messing up man?

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Was that? Or was the one on Rosemead wait on Rosemary?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
We got more get when we got there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Yeah, and it's about yeah, eating brose that's the one
that's still there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Imagine you're eating, bro and there's somebody does a roundhouse
over your head, taking anybody your taco. React to that, dude,
you don't Bro, they didn't either.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Was going a couple of outside, grab his weedier and
chopped this bull down.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Bro Bro, I tried eating that at that place one time,
like during the daytime, sober.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
And fucking sucked, dude, because the chory song well was
burrito you know, pops right drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Yeah, this was possbo at another ghetto spot, bro.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
B.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Lincoln Heights, that's another spot you need to be kind
of drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
And there was allowed a lot of trollo from that area.
I think they're from I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Yeah, there was a particular game at that time.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
It was it was Clover, Yeah, Clover Avenues and they're
just come Glover.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
I think it was gone that Broadway right there. And
but what happened is that one of those dudes got
dump like bat or something. He came in bloody dude.
So then he came in he's gotta gets to the
room the night for everybody. He went in there and
he showed a gun to the to the carnitos guy
and he's all making me some food.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
And then he was all beat up.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Yeah, dude, so he gave him the food of somebody.
He's no, he's all no, that's he's all. So he
gave him a bag of food, and the and the
trollo left and then fucking pops over here. He had
his for erunner in the parking lot and he's on,
is what's that guy doing by my trunk man? And
he starts getting up. I'm all s cho ass down, dude,

(01:09:29):
and that full turn, that full turns around like this,
I'm all, see, who are you gonna get killed because of.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
This fool goes You're gonna get shot again?

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Food? You know what I mean. I don't want to
sound mean or nothing, but I've just been like a
fool out no way, dude. Fos are crazy. Their on one.
They're on a sick one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Bro, Bro, I was on, dude, I was.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
I was a fucking remember remember you were with me
right when that biker gang Food showed up to Danny
looking for his lady and her lady was already was
a new guy, bros.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Anderson, are you serious, Aderson? It took you two weeks,
you fucking bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
He was like this big biker bro hit a gun
on him and everything, big biker from a biker gang
and mount a Ballow had a knife and then like
the Trolo that Alison was with.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
This motherfucker was the nerdiest looking solo who have fucking
buy four gos? Bro and this motherfuckers they're not flinched
dog Flinche shut up to thatlo we're with Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
That was hard he.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
I thought you were gonna get scared me. Bro, I'm
holding Gaybrol's hand, so let that guy know that we're gay.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
It's a hate crime.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
But only his hand, Broke, I thought, get holding Gayrol's hand,
and he goes, and he goes because the guy could
look at it like we're gay, bro like with us.
And then the food picked up his shirt and it
had a one percent and where he was from and
food that food did not even let go with ladies hand.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
He was like playing with a vagina under the table
before he got there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Like I saw him.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
I was just laughing and choose giggling and bro like
when that food said it took me two weeks, Like,
if I was brave, I would have said, not only
took him, took her two weeks, It took the motherfucker
five minutes. Bro, My lift my finger, Bro, so you
can know it's over.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
I was like yet, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
And then there was a fat chick that was with
that girl Alison, who knew that guy. He goes fucking
stupid that well away when you're acting like a fool, man,
it's over. Well, you know, there's a streaming and you
fucking fucking you fucking fat bitch. You were talking ship,
you fucking Marana. And there was a white dude saying
this she Maranda.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
He was like a meeklow and then goes fucking widow man.
He always started ship, motherfucker, she don't want you. The
more it's over. And then like the whole time, I'm
just there, like he said, funk all you all you
guys right, And I was like, ah, man, I'm just
a comedian. But dude, this dude there, we were probably
sitting next to the most hardest man in Montebello, Bro,

(01:12:24):
or the whole east side Bro. The mother follow were
hard even nothing against that biker Bro, But that fool
was a brave motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
A cops showed up, Bro, A cop showed up, and
this fool said, you know, he said he pulled, he
showed his gun and then and then he got in
the car.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
A badass Beamer BMW and then he told that cop
I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
And this Wood got in his car and boned out Bro,
like he just peeled the funk out of Denny's. Shut
that and guess what, Bro, Remember, Tony said, I'm gonna
follow him.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Another one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
There was another guy sitting next to us, another comic
who ted, who was tired from Orange County and his
dad's a cop. And if he thought, and I thought
the whole time, the fool was scared too, right, But
I'm pretty sure this guy in his truck, We're gonna
go follow that guy and do a citizens arrest or
somebody like what the fun smoke your fucking your cigarette

(01:13:31):
with your big pop Bealley.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Junior police officer right there with his hard stomach due.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
I never't forget that dude was like hard bro and
dude that like he didn't give like he did not
give a fog about that cop, Bro at all. Hil
Will ran that full over and then the cop. You
know what, the cop did not even gonna sweat this.
He did fucking he said, fuck it, it's not worth

(01:13:58):
It's not worth it to go after a guy who
was heartbroken already on math three days with no sleep,
and and that soolo that was with us. He could
have been packing. I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
He was not afraid dog. He was packing probably.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
And he was solow bro like he had no homides.
He had no homies with him, and he goes to
a show every week. We just know him from the show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
His stocking solo with Glassy. I thought it was just
the nerd.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
He has nothing to lose, Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
He's by himself all right there where bad decisions are made,
dude decisions.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
And that chick was hot, Bro life. She was hot
everywhere she goes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Everybody was everywhere she goes, somebody gets punched because she's there, Bro,
or a bar tender gets fired, or wherever she goes,
a bar tender always flies out of the bar to
break up a fire.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Heartbreaker, Bro, and you you would see that chick, Bro,
that you don't see everywhere. And there's always like a
crazy motherfucker nearby her.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
So the chick will go to like all the comedies,
I've never seen her get out of a cheap ass
car Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Never Bro, Oh yeah, bomb ass rides.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
There's no like like if I want to try picking
her up on my fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Know, right, bro, First of about somebody would have you
would have saw how tall everybody was around there, bro,
hard fool.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
A little moisquitover here, and dude, bro, she was or
like I think she just hung out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
It's a regular chick, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Like, like like if you put her in a movie,
she's a chick that that like if she was like
that moly badass. She was a chick that you talk
it to my cheek and then you get punsed. Bro, damn,
who if you were like like if she was in
a movie and somebody would have opened a beer for

(01:15:57):
her hands to her, somebody like Milo Rivetta would show
up in the sceneing and punch that guy and go,
you flewing with my lady.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Okay. So it's like it's a very attractive woman.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Dude, who her people?

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Everyone and she dated is the kind of guy that
doesn't doesn't know how to never been with somebody beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
Oh so I don't know how to act. So they
just they're just jealous all the whole time because she's.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Been breaking heart since the third grade, bro, and fucking
up those cars.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Bro. Like she's kind of chick Bro that a party
would probably make up with that biker dude and then
take off with half an a bar and meet up
with that with that boxet trollo somewhere and fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
And at the hop or somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
Brow somewhere right now, Bro, the guess house of West Cobina.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
House Bro with a consoleman somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
So she just kept climbing up the ladder of us.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
I see a lot of girls like that when I
was when I was in stand up, Like one thing,
I'll see a chick at every show that you know.
She's all drunk at the A at the r cold
with the mayor of South CA.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Really, I've seen that fool about man. Last time I
seen it was like ten years ago. Bro's cool. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
That fool was with They were both barefoot Bro at
article like they month came out of the car having sex.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
And she was a bro. She was a teacher.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
I mean every every she wants to correct all her
papers and then should go every funking.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
All her friends were worse Bro, Okay, there.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Was just like everyone's a legion. Hey man.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
It came to a point where some of the comics
were dating her friends and they woke up up to us.
A man, I think the alley, I think the East
LA bikers are fucking following me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Good luck, bro, Bro, some of these chic date bikers.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
And then like some of the comics will be like
they'll hear a bro, they hear a motorcycle noise.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
And they leave the room.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Hey, you know me, I don't be messing with nobody's property.
Dog be neither, Bron. You don't want those headaches? What
an era, dude?

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Crazy time, Bro, like crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
You're begging to get stomped out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
I remember there was a girl there at wal Coyotes
and Gothams and she would always be there every Wednesday night, Bro,
blonde chick with glasses, like flirting, dancing. I've never seen
him make out with anybody, I admit to it, but
she was always there. Rat After everybody will go like
after the show, everybody will go to Donas and man,

(01:18:40):
well I'm going to and then half of the people
and there would just be Donias.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Too, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
Like so that was after party, after after hour, Bro,
three in.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
The morning, just eating Mexican food and everybody laughing bro
Or and then the music from the the music from
the juke box is playing or or that lady with
a fucking bass and then playing keyboard and ship and.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
They had a bar there too.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Right sometime, Bro, we'd be hanging around with losers. Bro
that they just thought they just come to our table
follow us. That said one loser, Bro, you try to
pee and instead of the plant.

Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
Oh dude, you water the plant.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
It's not that. It's not that one guy that said
he's he's here with Elvis his wife who was back
on that food trying to hunt and hang out. Remember,
and then what happened to that after I seen you
guys that got jumped, but a lot of foods wanted
to kick it to get free laughs, dude. But we
also had a bag session on the outside after inside of.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
Why okay, so why why was the and not J
and S or would you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
You cast it down? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
And it was outside inside that was dangerous. Yes, somebody
can just.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Drive and then break people from quiet cannon will come
out there. But also that plays a lot of cops
old j n s.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
Yeah, yeah, you know, you know in the summer too,
like there's like gnats or like there's like.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
And if you're a chick at J and S.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
You probably came from somebody's house, bro, or on the
way home or just going shady stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
But there was always people for the apartments that go
there with little flip flops on and buy burrito and
then go back and so.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Or sometimes brother will be a van full of people
that came out of church and they're like, man's pretty
late for these kids.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
I don't give even Jesus.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
Those my choco burritos are good, Bros.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
They're still open.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
Yeah. Yeah, they have the taco down that was bombed.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Still cash, bro, like st cash the same old lady, right,
I haven't been there like two years, but the old
couple there at night.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Yeah, we will go there, bro, and Willie will y'all
do extra ship bro. Like we get there, bro, and
then there'll be an old lady there, old blond lady,
the old man. Remember an old couple of the old
man La. They were glasses and she isn't that you know, Bro,

(01:21:06):
She had a glasses Bro. But Willie would get there
bro and do like extra stuff bro, like like like
just to show off or or to prove the Mexican
or something.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
I don't know. One time he started sweeping.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Yeah, Bro, we got the broom, started sweeping like like
a crackhead started sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
He grabbed the broom and just started sweeping and picking
up for it. And I'm all right that you're in
or something, just sitting there observing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
But he started sweeping.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Bro started sweeping out dons, Bro, and like and and
and then in my head when everybody does it like
that and I'm doing they were doing bad ship. You
know this ain't gonna help, Bro, trying to pay off
that you're gonna sweep. You want to go to heaven,
but you're gonna sweep up the whole city, the whole country. Bro,

(01:21:55):
sweep up Actually thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
So Donas hasn't. They've never upgrade. Right, it's been the
same since I was not twenty four hours anymore. It's
not right, but it had the same carpets I went
there the first time in twenty twelve.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Yeah, we're not even carpet anymore. It looks like the
floor like right here, you steel carpet.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Move the partd and just leave the cars for days.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Oh hell yeah, Like that car's been here, Like we
go on a Wednesday and they go on to Saturday.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
The car was here since Wednesday, like the Flying Park.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Like, oh yeah, brother, those those places right there, that
parking lot right there, you can leave ship there. You
can leave your card forever.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Not anymore, but yeah anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
And also over there, not basically, but if you park
your car by adjacent to the CBS and Vonds by
the by the by the gas station right there, that
little corner for days, if you leave your car acter.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Oh see right now, I mean if it was back
in the days uber from the airport from.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
There, yeah, exactly, it's like crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
The interest that we got into was that the back entrance.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
They were there's one from Garfield and then there's one
from uh because it was that back. It was that
back entrance that way, or then you come in through
the way of Jack in the Box, right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
It's still open.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
It's still open, but it just it's not open twenty
four hours anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
We were bad from there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
We had to change the TV though television, and then
it was it's because we weren't used to this fool.
I guess that's when the Sun started taking over the business.
So he took over the night part and I get
we've this fool always just to mess around with one
of the waiters and said get us as well, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Toka and then like so then I will say in
your face like that was gay.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
And then so that's the guy that started all I
come in them like whatever. So he took off and
we changed the TV. And then that guy he started
arguing with that guy and then the sun comes out
and I don't know who called the sun a gay slur,
but then that's what did it, dude?

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
And then so who had a who negotiated that gable?

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
I don't know, man, but but that fool stead he
goes man little. They have footage about dancing on top
of the table.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
We just got in the chairs video.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
He wouldn't let so we tried to sneak back in there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Remember one time, I'll put put on a mask that
out they popped.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
You guys are trying because he's all.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
We came, We we came.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
We came in there and disguises, bro just to around.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
It's cheap like we used to do though.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Was it that good? The food?

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Yeah, right there, you can kick it forever. Disorder sodas
and chips.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
We were young.

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
That makes sense because it's not like there was like
a like what like a norse?

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
It was kind of yeah, and then you can kind
of get out there and it didn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Wemoke. We're not even smoking weed, bro, We're just there. However,
one time I think that was started poisoning bro.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Watching nes.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
That happy one time Bro, the thought stuff. It took
it took a while for the chips and stage to
get there then and then then I told, what what's
soft poutine with the chips in your ass? With the
chips and your peachy ass peachy poutine? Because it was gay, bro,
the flavors up our laps and get too friendly, Bro,

(01:25:23):
Get too friendly, bro, like turn touching my face while
then put the little you know, little the little pepper,
the red one, Pikins.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
Hot as.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
Yeah, not have a netal, but the pekins thought out.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
The bottom was full of pekins hot as fun.

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
We're burning up, didn't we find a staple inside the
sausa wants to Okay, maybe they're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Some assassination, hey man, but the best cancel from the
I ever had in.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
You can't even match it, bro, Right, that's why are
you everywhere else? It's good? But just like I don't know, man, I.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Got burned on cassel from you there with Gaborg glasses
and I'm putting monicosio because after a while the food
wanted to put all this stuff in there, Red play Chicken,
I'm gonna die, Carnitas, and after a while that guy's saying, well.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
It's gonna be with get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
Actually, I remember we started a kind of the South
and that would do it. But after a while, I
don't know what happened. Who like talked to the manager.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
I went there one time on a Saturday, on a
regular Saturday, Bro, no show, no nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
I felt like a loser in there.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Bro, Yeah, dude, because I've never I never felt good there,
going there as like a civilian or something, you I mean,
hanging out with fools.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
And last we were there one time, Bro, and the
remember the same people that we used to know. They
to They used to go to all the shows, not
that crazy chick Alison, but other ones. These checks will
be at the Castle Monday night, the laugh Factory.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
That you know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
It was like it was like John and Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Night four times a week, Tuesday night, Wednesday night, wal Coyotes,
Thursday night, fucking the Casino or some other bullshited room
and but check on my camacho somewhere Friday, Bro, they'd
be at that refried Bro refr Yeah, and Saturday wal

(01:27:22):
Coyotes again, Sunday Camachos.

Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
All right, these people are either their kids are growing
up or.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
After a while, Bro, I felt like, man, I will
tell people they have a lot of outfits, a lot
of outfits.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
And then like people were hanging I wearing the same clothes,
doing the same joke.

Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
It's basically like like like Lauren and.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Yeah, but they were like there were these show to
all the shows, and so we were we were leaving
wal Coyotes and we went to.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
And we were just chilling there.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
And those two girls came from somewhere else, like from
a biker party or somewhere, and they were bucking on.
They were on a good one, Bro, and a good
one and they were they were Bro. They came in
with no wonder where first of all, and then dress Yeah,
they weren't in there, Bro. And there were the kind
of chicks Bro. Or just sit they see a guy

(01:28:19):
that's just saying that knows it from somewhere, they'll sit
on the table, start eating their chip, Bro, or eat
the burrita, let me start laughing, or tell us to
a bump, or buy me magarita. I'm gonna go sit
over there and not even stay with them. I remember,
they'll sit with them, and remember Garita, I'm I'm gonna
go sit over there, and then like just sitting there, bro,

(01:28:41):
trying to enjoy the meal. And he goes, did you
order that Girlma, Garita? Yeah, just us sit over there.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
So I was just sitting there right and I go, hey,
what's soft? What's soft?

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Poo?

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
And I said, this is my homies right here. And
then the fuck bro that that chack got all horny
on pops.

Speaker 4 (01:28:59):
Why I mean, just bro, I mean why yeah, just because.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
For the fun of it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
And then it's full too, broh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
You know you know some people put like you put
a little hand in the back, this full broll you
was the whole hand was.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
In the back like that. She was a pumping bro.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Hote they're hot. Yeah, but this will followed you into
the restroom.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
Bro, oh my god, get your ass over here, bro,
and people will buy them all the stuff and be
like let me get some this and that, and people
are like nobody sat down right away and started laughing
and Ship just like became part of the because they
knew they were hot, so people will buy them.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
People they came next to us because they knew felip it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
They know, mean man, but there were there were they
then they were there were dudes. They're all giddy, but
those dudes are old there like in the bathroom, but
they're like giddy and flirting when everybody knew they were
more popular than the comedians, and.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
They were high fiving everybody high fiving b exach More style.

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
Yeah, they were like if hanging out was a profession, dude,
they were super pro.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
It's weird, like to it seems like that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
That because you know, like okay and heavy metal, but
there's groupies, right, was like, and they dressed up like
fucking Gracie and ship.

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
Like seventy something mars bro.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
Back in the days, right the hairband era. But somehow, man,
I guess it. There was a bit of drug dealers
these places. Bro something Bro Yeah, Bro, I was the
same and not just the girls. There were the same
dudes too.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
It was just the same whole group of people. Because
every now, every now and then somebody will be missing
because they got sick. Or something, but they'd be back
tod Like I said, like a legion of.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Them, because remember they would show up with that Remember
that sometimes those chicks will show up. Was that one
dude that supposedly he was a Prize Fighter promoter? Right,
but you end up scamming fools too, huh.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
He jacked a handful of people, bro, Jack Ferman.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
For nobody.

Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
This is like, oh my god, that guy. How about that?
What time he came in looking like he got a
haircut in the Amazon? Dude, Oh my god, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
And there's always like those bars have people like that
that are always kind of like they're like regulars and
like they've been going there for years.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Pop kept calling me after that, bro dude, so he
wanted to hang out every weekend after that. I'm like, dude,
this one wants to hang out. Dude, Like, what's up?
Is it called?

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
No? He was.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
He was like it was like I don't know, man.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
It was like I don't know, man, but you know,
I guess they give you a taste and you want
big bites.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
Yeah, you know what I mean. You don't want to
chocolate chip, you want the whole cookie. Now, Bro, you
gotta wait your turn.

Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
When me and Flo Start first started running the comedy
strip the Old White Coyotes, which was called the Antias,
and the first night was like it was packed, bro
it's bad. And then like so it was like kind
of two schurts like this next to each other. And
then like uh, a girl was grinding like there's one
white chickens grinding on me and this one like chicks
grinding him like bro, hell yeah it's I can't wait

(01:32:22):
for next week. And then after that it was like
the shows were fluctuating.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Like some people know people like can't rock.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
The person that was magical bros up after the comedy
show was great. I think Joy Diz came out to
one of the shows and then sucking people were dancing
and the girls are grinding on us.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
That getting back to wal Coyotes. That girl with a
glasses and the blonde hair, she would always go, like
to all the shows on Wednesday night, right, she's a
regular at that place.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Broe.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
One day on Saturday night, some food shows up brough
the mechanic outfit and I guess I was her husband.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
I've never seen him before. He picks it up by
the hair and d.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
There, but so she was probably supposed to be at
home with the kids, or he was at.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
Home with the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
And here I guess he worked nights, bro, not that night.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
It was like a swing ship for damn. That's from
like one to like eleven. Right, Yeah, those swishes are crazy,
crazier than the night shift, dude. Yeah, because you can't
do ship. Just wake up.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
You just wake up and you gotta go to work.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
What was up with with with was or the something
room like that? Was was there when you were holding crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
Since it was crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
Bro? Like the regular like it's funny, like we will
get regulars that will.

Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
Come every week and they will bring friends and it
was fun like it was me Flacco Johnny and uh
it was just every week it was fun. We get
drunk as fun.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
But what happened to do you remember?

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
There? Leads to be a guy there, an old man
leads to be your height. You should go there all
the time.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
He were shorts or a tank top and basses, and
he was always partying, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
And he was with that little short, older lady with
the blonde hair. She looked like she was like seventy. Man.
He always out there and smoked cigarettes every now and
then she'll buy you a beer.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
I went home with that motherfucker. Bro, you part with
the guy, He'll show me a videos of hookers. He
picked up these drug stops.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Bro, Oh my god, and.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Oh man, he ended up being like a crazy party
on Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
I went home with that fool and winded up ended
up in solber leg at another party. And I left
him there, and that fool hooked me up with a
bunch of vouchures, Bro. For flights. Oh really, like one
hundred and fifty dollars a flight of a voucher. I
was scattered everywhere. Really, it was you want him, I'll
take two, but there was like a lot of them.

(01:34:46):
I'll just take two. So I went for one hundred
and fifty and another one for one fifty for Southwest.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Damn a sweet flight, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
But that flight a video Bro of some crazy watch
he picked up somewhere, Bro, and they made like there
were bolls like in their underwear, like doing drugs.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
What's the film bad, Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
Especially with like a thirty one black feet?

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
What we want to show that this fool's like, I
don't know you were talking about right, you're talking about
you kind of dude.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
Bro, like like you had three streams that you were talking.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
You're just barely talking to two women, right, and you're
really talking to like one person there, and she's a comic.
Just so you're talking to two female comics. You're talking
to a regular person. Hey, guys, yeah, I want to party.
Let's go to my house at that bro, he would
have that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Dude from Funk. He was inviting him his house for
the party.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Remember the guy before that guy, the guy from wil Coyote,
the Harry Back. Yeah, and we partied in his condo. Yeah,
we would bring the Basically he wanted us to bring
the girls over there. And the girls never ended up
doing nothing with him. They just drink his alcohol.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
You remember a brother, those two chakes, bro, and then
they end up boy being married dog.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
Ohcause I remember one time he was trying to say, hey,
somebody lifted my watch. Was oh my god, dude, you're
the one that let him all in.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
He goes, y'all than be one for me?

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Huh, don't want to be with you, bro. Wetly got
we really got one. His back was like like ice frost.
I remember, Yeah, his back looked like, Bro, Like like
if a dog was laying on your black sweater all day.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Bro, he ah that sucks, dude, Yeah, man, a lot
of hair.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
Remember we're trying to figure out the name of the
lady used to work there. They always give the d
Debbie fool just thought about the name, right.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
They all know?

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
Yeah, oh my god, that guy was a plumber, bro
of a big time plumber their own house.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
Imagine bro, like even if even if that dude we're
talking about the guy that said it's a different guy
that when you're talking about the heavy back. He said
that that food was like a He felt like he
was a rock star a Walk.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
Because every night. Yeah, supposedly he had a bigger house
and a family before, but he got divorced and then
you know he downgraded, I.

Speaker 4 (01:36:59):
Guess, but still he was like that was like the
Bachelor of Paddy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
He was like pounding, how about cheap shots?

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
He should be a guy at Walk, Bro, that will
fight all the time. Bro, but tocause of the give
the cheap shots, there was no cheap shot.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
People really like all the time, Like what the he
got off on that?

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
Bro, he want those dudes, Bro, that had no muscles,
but his body was harde big Yeah, big big ass hands,
big ass forearms, bro, No barely muscles, hard stomach, hardback.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Bro like he was.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
He was made to fight instide of trailers.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:37:40):
Yeah, built like Marvin Haglers.

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
He evolved to fight like yeah, like that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
I forgot his name, Bro, but his son came to
my show. Hey, man, you know my dad? What's his name?
He started describing ups.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
Give me a picture of cheap shot broadhouse there, Bro,
that was a cheap shot. Uh, you're kind of do bro,
like sneaky one.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
We're all hanging out, I don't know, and then that
wood's coming out and then Bro, it's all don't out
of here.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
You don't want that guy there? Bro, Like, oh my god,
you don't want to go.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
You know he's he's cool though with all the comics,
but like we start talking to you, he'll hold on
to you forever at this But also like if he's
very unpredictable, like he's the kind of person like we're
all hanging out right and you don't know that he
are hanging out right, but then there's a guy over
her man fuck the show man. But he's just sucking

(01:38:34):
the fan.

Speaker 4 (01:38:35):
Fuck you Holmes, fuck you like he'll do anything to
protect you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
Switch like, oh, fuck you man, And he'll take a
he'll break a bottle and a note. He'll break a
bottle in the club and he Hey, cheap shot, I
thought you cheap shot people.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
Now you you're full. You're supposed to surprise them, not
warning with a broken bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
This full blonde in the octagon.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
Dog, Damn, you'll show the black all the time, bro,
or a broken hand.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
It's a rough neck, dude. The fucking it was like that.
Don't stop doing that till they die. Bro, you know
what I mean. But I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
I don't think those guys lifespans are that long because
they probably like they probably get hit hard.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
One day. You're gonna get served, bro, there's always no
matter how big you are, do you get you get
fall yet hit.

Speaker 4 (01:39:18):
And he just fall hits your head, dude, like damn,
Bro's just look in the movies.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
Many I think Willie nicknamed that food cheap shot.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
I want to be like, it's that fucking cheap shot man.
You even know his real name.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
I feel like that you can know his real name,
so nobody tells the cops.

Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
Yeah, yeah, who was it?

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
Bro? The guy?

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Bro was a fucking the al Camino was a fucking too. Ship,
the camp, the two ship, the ship he probably lived
in there. His truck looked like you were ready to
kick ass. Pick up a hookers, grab one beer, and
then do your plumbing.

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
Brod A secon A science teacher that lived out of
his truck like that, I for got divorced.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
Ah damn, dude, you were hung up with a comic,
bro and like you hung out with him all day
and at the end of the day he told you
them was fucking fucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
Ship a story about him.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
I remember hanging out with this comic and all of
sudden he tells us, Guys, I had the best time
in my life. Man, my fucking wife left me eight
hours ago.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
God damn, that's d That's the only gig that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
I could take, you know, to feel like I wanted
to do it. I wanted to be on stage.

Speaker 3 (01:40:33):
Ship.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
I couldn't get it. I'm not a regular the improv
I'm not a regular comedist. I'm not regularly what you
call it. So when Willie Barcona calls me up and
tells me he might want to do this gig. It
only paid fifty dollars. But there's Mexican food and fucking
badass Mexican chicks. I was fucking there.

Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
Man, Hey, those are those are fun gigs.

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
You know what this dude said, this bro that blew
me away. I don't know you remember this guy, white Boy,
He said that he was he was drunk. He said
that he was a party in Arizona and that he
said he saw what's his name Samon the Bull Gravano,
and that's where he was before before he got arrested,

(01:41:13):
before he got before the podcast. This was the bo
Girvanna was just out there doing dirt in Arizona. And
then he goes, man, no cruily, he goes, we told
the brilliant bro. I was at a house party. And
then all of a sudden, it goes, man, what's his
name is coming?

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Who the bull?

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
And then he should some of the bull Gravana shows up,
Bro Bunto, but just we're just there.

Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
Bro, I swear to God.

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
Bro And like three years later, all the stories coming
swe and this is.

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
Him saying, I swear to God. Man, I made a
college jersey, and I'm like, who the.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
Ghostbusters.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
That was funny that I said. My wife left me. Okay, great,
well good night, bro. I mean he looked like I
saw makeut with somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
See Okay, those shows on the East Side are always different,
so that will grow two weeks him night. But those
shows on the East Side are like for somebody who's
like brand new to comedy and they or even somebody
that's like not used to those that comedy scene, it's
it's a fun fucking night. Do you do a show
in front of an actual audience.

Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
Packed packed on Wednesday? Get out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
It turns into a nightclub. After you're dancing with chicks, dude, I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Tell you that was packed back there more than a
common store.

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
That's copa cabana right there, bro.

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
And then and it's not over after the whole dancing
with the chicks, you go hang out in the parking lot, bro.
And after that when then they'll eat late at night.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
And dude, if you make it to the park line
unless you look dude lucky, it's fun. Like it's a
fun thing.

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
I remember just being like like in my early twenties,
hanging out, going eating later and now, dude, this is I.

Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
Remember it's fun Bro in the parking lot at the
Coyotes and.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
Late Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
Three in the morning and we went to Walkyota. We
haven't we haven't went to eat it. And it's dree
in the morning and we're talking to people from the show.
And then remember that girl said I do massages, and
I said, well, give me massage, bro, and I pict
took out her Chairbros. She gave him massage on the floor. Oh, everybody, dog, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
And those shows are fun, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Especially how about that crazy lady that used to live
two blocks from wal Coyotes and she started having house
partied after the show with fucking the parking lot Killer.

Speaker 3 (01:43:34):
Oh my god. And then and it's funny because she
did never she didn't become when she became until that
food came around.

Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
Yeah she was because she was just a lady that
was just partying at walked Coyote on Saturday nights. And
then he comes around and he tells her you have
wanna go party afterwards, and he's fucking where.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
Your house?

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
So then everybody at her house after the show on
Saturday nights. And then and then like I think she
was with with the parking like killer but she had
like kids, hot asleep and dogs, and she had a
whole household.

Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
Husband that was not there.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
That's work the week. And it came back on a
Friday a truck driver. Hu, it was a trunk driver, bro,
holding it down, wiping down the house with for breeze.

Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
After Meanwhile, man, that's my first comedian. She can't even
say that he was here taking his ship twenty years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
Ah, dude, there's some DNA on the wall. That's hilarious. Dude,
how many.

Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
Oh, yeah, this is listen comedian man named Bobby McAllister,
I think that was his name.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
Black dude.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
He had like he was from Baltimore. He used to
get fucked up, bro at the fucking laugh Factory because
for the for the three minutes for Jamie he was
to get sold. Yeah, he will get fucked up. And
then if to host his his show at the comedy store.
You're Boby McAllister, black dude right back in the day.

(01:45:08):
Should take his shoes off, Bro. He get so fucked
up by the end of the by the end of
the show. By the end of the show, Bro, he's
hosting a show with his his loose shirt, Bro, no
socks he's basically like a bum on stage, Bro hosting
a show all drunk. Well anyways, short, I booked that
food at walked to Yotis, Bro Montebello, falls in love,

(01:45:34):
burries the chick from Walking Yoties. She's still together. My
niece Michelle, her sister, I'm sorry, her mom, Lisa, my
brother Angel baby Mama knows that girl and one then
they hit me, Hey, you know the comedian named Bobby
black McAllister. Oh hell yeah, he met my friend at

(01:45:59):
your one of your comedy shows and they've been together.

Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
Bro, crazy love it last.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
It's crazy. Huh.

Speaker 4 (01:46:07):
That's what happens in the comedy shows.

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Big time alcoholic dog like he would pass out and
missed his spot. Bro, it was too drunk. And then
he is Bro goes to walking Baltimore. Who would have thought, Bro,
he would have hooked up with a picking a Latina
dog Monabella Latina, Bro Manabella Latina and dude a city
right off to sixty.

Speaker 1 (01:46:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:46:30):
Man, he ended up marrying her and they lived together.

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
I always had fun bringing comedians or not from La
or California to like the East Side, because to them,
they're like, this is a whole different world compared to Hollywood,
and then they have such a great time doing shows.

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
You know, I wonder like, what's the what's their point
of view when they walk in there? Because I imagine
bro like walking into a fucking place where there's nothing,
but Mom goes in there and Barnabello cholos and avenues
into a fucking bar.

Speaker 3 (01:46:59):
You know, I think it has gonna be scared.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Yeah, will it be fun?

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
I know I'll be scared if I walk into a
bar and know there's a bunch of hous angels in there,
and at first I'll be scared, but then but then
it's a young comedy, I'll be scared. But now you
think about it while they come here all the time
so they know this comedy.

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
Yeah, yeah, but I feel like two people like that
basically those shows like Gua Coyote, Sunster Room, it's got
the road kind of vibe side of the Road, you know,
Bigger or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:32):
Yeah, you think about it, man, like like now right
because I live live in Ganada Hills and you live
with rivers still, but it's still fucking far amount of battle.

Speaker 4 (01:47:43):
Ye yeah, it's I'm closer to that, but it is
like it doesn't get a hop on two freeways.

Speaker 1 (01:47:50):
Yeah, yeah, I remember Frank got Bro, Frank.

Speaker 2 (01:47:56):
C Bro that motherfucker took the bus to the Wa
Coyote show.

Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
From where then he had the thick glasses, but he
also had to like take him off and look at
it all crazy like glasses. I remember one time we
seen him getting off the bus at sunset or something.

Speaker 2 (01:48:09):
One time I bought him up with the sexiest man alive.

Speaker 3 (01:48:12):
And that's kind of the little intro to his first bit, right,
all right, all right, Got.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
It was hard to get people to go to a
sunset room when you were paying.

Speaker 4 (01:48:25):
Like comedians, like the.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
Big comments did it? That are big?

Speaker 4 (01:48:29):
Now you Joey came out, came out, Uh, I'm trying
to think who else came out?

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:48:37):
And Melissa came out, Joe Cooi came out one time.
Fucking uh who else was there there? I know there's
other people. Hasamnaj came out like before, fucking all that
ship and yeah, it was. It was a crazy time. Yeah,
just the fact that you guys used to come out
like it, and even Joey Diaz, It's just it's.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
Not them with that black comment. Bro. Draw Carmichael drawn
Carmichael to the Sensor room.

Speaker 4 (01:49:03):
He I know him, fucking uh. I think Josh had
a Myers in.

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
The roommate when the path away to Angelo like powers,
like we like pretty was there, bro she was there
one time and used.

Speaker 4 (01:49:19):
To go there fly brad Will used to go there
all the time too when I went about when about ship.
But even like it's just crazy, like you know when
I tell people, yeah, Jordians used to come out here,
like to the Sensor Room, Like what what what the
like people tramp out.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
It's been a long time I've been to a room
like that. But other still around at that hardcore.

Speaker 4 (01:49:42):
There's still rooms like that. Yeah, there's they.

Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
Don't pop is how they used to.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
And we're dancing.

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
There's not like people can't leave like it's that phone Yeah,
that pandemic effect.

Speaker 4 (01:49:53):
We were too health conscious now like that what happened
you getting funcked up on nine?

Speaker 3 (01:49:57):
You fucking croissant and going their goes off after to know, man.

Speaker 2 (01:50:01):
Like I like to go out now, man Like we
like going out, Like like if I go out with Lisa,
we try to get like a I don't drink though,
but we try to get a drink somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (01:50:10):
Cool before we get there.

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
Pregaming pre gaming, Bro, pregamming is cool right with your
lady ship you started with your wife, your lady or
a date you meet somewhere, you meet somewhere else away
from where you're going. I have a couple of drinks mocktails, bro,
and then you get to the fucking restaurant, nice and
buzz and tell you the weigh your buzz. B I

(01:50:33):
like to sit by the bar and get another drink,
you know, and then and then like order little appetizer
at the bar and in my table. Ready, I go
to the bar and I go to my to eat,
and then I start. I don't get a drink no more,
my mock I just get like a water.

Speaker 3 (01:50:50):
See see that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:50:51):
That's the way to do is even like I mean
like even like you pumped before, you know, like you're
like nice and high before.

Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
Like but I never thought that that the drink before
you get to cool.

Speaker 1 (01:51:02):
Yeah, I don't know, like that that was the thing,
like an icebreaker.

Speaker 4 (01:51:08):
Well, so you try not to get like you gotta
get one maybe two drinks because if you go overboard,
like there's been times, like you know, I've done it
and I don't remember what then I don't remember eating.

Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
I'm like, I'm like, dude, it was good food.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
And I hate it.

Speaker 4 (01:51:22):
I hate it because I know because I'm so drunk,
and I hate it because like, I spent so much
money on food that I don't remember eating.

Speaker 3 (01:51:29):
Getting buzz buzz, yeah, buzz is the way to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
Back in the day when I was actually drinking, I
remember getting too drunk bro before the movie theater and
at the Dark Lights, the Dark Light the Arc had
a bar, yeah, and I went there and I started
the bar and I started getting to drink. Then I
was go to the bathroom and I go buy another drink,

(01:51:53):
and I finally brought and I realized, you just want
to get drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
You don't know at that point about like, you know,
four or five drinks, you're kind of like in that
the beginning of that drunken stage, and when you get drunk,
it's like you want to keep going to get Like.

Speaker 2 (01:52:07):
I remember after that, after the Air, we went to
you Want to Eat and I was like, no, I know,
I know it's cool bar. I know this cool bar.
And then we went to the we went to fucking
oh Man, the good Luck Bar that's up the street. Yeah,
it was a good Luck bar. I like going there
because they just look at all Chinese.

Speaker 3 (01:52:26):
In Chinatown off up the street from Silver lacross the
street from the Bonds on Hollywood, Hollywood in the sunset where.

Speaker 1 (01:52:37):
Hollow Hollywood and right next.

Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
To the theater right there. Oh the vista, yeah, around
the corner from it.

Speaker 2 (01:52:45):
Yeah, and I opened them. But you know what the
vista is on the side be a Chinese bar called
a good look bar. All Chinese in there. Bro, it
was all red.

Speaker 1 (01:52:57):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:52:58):
The cool ones back then was that one Tiki and
then what was it? What the derby was, Cob, we
could go there, the dressing, the dressing when we watched
a couple play piano and.

Speaker 4 (01:53:06):
That's where we take a chick. Yeah, I've never been
to those areas.

Speaker 3 (01:53:10):
Dude, they fall in love. Bro, you do this. I'm
culture bitchbody.

Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
Somebody took me there. Bro took me to the culture Pig.
Bro the coffee shop, remember, yeah, that coffee shop.

Speaker 3 (01:53:22):
Four hours the books there right, remember the.

Speaker 2 (01:53:25):
Bulgeoir Pig on Los Felis Man back in the day.
The cross the street from the from that place where
Tom cruise goes to church.

Speaker 3 (01:53:33):
The Scientology on sun sunset. But remember they used to
have that diner right there in Los Feliz. Remember the
open Yeah it's not open late, No, it uhould be
open to three in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
That the sign the last one.

Speaker 4 (01:53:49):
Cafe that place was due. They had the they had
the cake and a.

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
Cup twy four hours.

Speaker 2 (01:53:54):
A bunch of douchebags go there now, bro Beach Clarks
now but.

Speaker 3 (01:53:58):
Over there off of Cold Water, which was the one
that's closed now. They used to have the bowling alley too.
Uh where what's inn after? One way over there on
the water and uh there's It was all like, you know,
deli style.

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
Yeah, I can't Jerry Jerry's Deli, Bro Jermes was twenty
four hours to with boy.

Speaker 3 (01:54:19):
Yeah, God, the good old days, dude. That's it's like, dude,
wasn't it like that around?

Speaker 2 (01:54:24):
I remember going to the Jerry's Daddy that night with
all the comics, Gabriel Armando Olive. But we went there
to the ha ha it was late Bro, and man,
that's when I realized you could order to do food there.

Speaker 1 (01:54:38):
Bro. And we saw Corey Hoko Bro. He had just
did the to night show and yeah, they like classics
Keen and cal there. Bro. Really he didn't kill Yeah,
they were bowling with dates.

Speaker 4 (01:54:51):
Damn dude, because Bowlie Alley's originally twenty four hours, right, dude,
bone is ship Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
I learned.

Speaker 2 (01:54:58):
I learned I went there with We used to go
there all the time, Jerry's Daly, bro, like, because when
we were when we were in the Valley, we were
like all the comics that we knew from Wake went
the Valley. We would go to Jerry's Daly and meet
up Bro, and we'll go over there, Bro and man,
we would do a Mike Roblist shout out in peace

(01:55:18):
from New York. We went went to Jerry Day for
the first time and that was ordering like he was
in New York. And Ship give me a I wanna
I want to shake half and half And they're like,
I don't know what the half and half was, Bro.
They give them motherfucker a half chocolate shake on the
bottle of chocolate and the back of the top of.

Speaker 3 (01:55:39):
Vanilla, and I forget what they're called, but he said
they weren't as good as the ones.

Speaker 2 (01:55:43):
And they put they put whipped cream and they put
confetti on top. I used to funk up, Bro. I
didn't know what to order the ring lie, I will
just order Hamburgers. I don't know ship about.

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
No time bro Paddy out but that's a spot for Patty.

Speaker 3 (01:56:03):
Spot.

Speaker 2 (01:56:05):
And then when once I started learning about the Jewish culture,
Jewish culture, and then then I would get sick. I
would just kidding, big old moss up. They sold mox
upball with noodles.

Speaker 3 (01:56:16):
Broo, big old right there.

Speaker 2 (01:56:19):
And if I take, we're broke, because sometimes you mean
like like bro, or you meet somebody there and they
gotta drive far.

Speaker 1 (01:56:34):
And this was to drive another hour home right from there.

Speaker 3 (01:56:38):
Awful Brod.

Speaker 1 (01:56:41):
By the time you get home, I remember taking nothing
to go from there.

Speaker 2 (01:56:46):
Man oh man, we were we were stuff our faces
eating there. And then the way out they have the
little bakery bucket. But who wants be like, who wants cake?

Speaker 3 (01:56:56):
Little black and white?

Speaker 4 (01:56:58):
And that place is not around anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:56:59):
Jerry's no, they should be a black dude there.

Speaker 2 (01:57:02):
That that came on of prison and he used to
work there, Bro, and he was always tell he was
always tell them that joke when he first came out
of prison.

Speaker 1 (01:57:11):
That's how dated his story worse. He didn't know about
what DVDs were.

Speaker 2 (01:57:15):
Oh my god, when he came out of prison, don't
you know what a DVD was? He so, man, how
I knew was HS is?

Speaker 1 (01:57:22):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:57:23):
So then so he's like, you know, he told he's
like one of the waiters that had to be funny
and tell you a joke and try to get a
bigger tip. So this fool looked, you know, he looked
like he looked like that guy that sings that song
I'm in Love with the Gold Girl. Oh wow, yeah,
you know, like that dude. But he was skinny and tall,
and this fool would be like, Man, when I first

(01:57:45):
came out of prison, man, you know my girl, my girl,
And she said, man, you got any You got a
DVD to play? The BBDs And I don't know what
that BBD? Yeah, man, I got some BBDs to play.
So I put it up in the cassette. Man, the
girl is poison because he thought he thought that she

(01:58:06):
said the ball, but she was saying play a d
v D. But he didn't know because even in prison.

Speaker 1 (01:58:13):
All this time missed he missed the DVDs.

Speaker 3 (01:58:17):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:58:18):
So she said, I'm getting to bed. They put on
the duk girl, he'll start doing the dance. In the
dance the girl is poison and well laugh, yeah, yeah,
people start dropping dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:58:32):
Do you have a joke with like the silverware that
a knife with the deadly killer?

Speaker 1 (01:58:36):
What is it called? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:58:38):
He he will hold up a knife like this on
the saut on the other hand, what is this? And
then he'll show you that trick where he puts some
two quarters together or the two forks, and.

Speaker 3 (01:58:55):
Yeah, you can make it like balance right there. But
did you have that one joke too, like what do
you want give me a waitress with no dressing?

Speaker 1 (01:59:03):
Or yeah, like a waitress.

Speaker 3 (01:59:04):
Guys, because that even the man at one have jokes.
You had good ones, though.

Speaker 2 (01:59:10):
But one doesn't even openly shout out to Wan Kong
man the wankock host right the whole oh man, Me
and Lisa will staying with him and talking about movies,
that food, new culture. He knew, he knew, like if
Tom Kun he'll tell you, oh yeah, Tom cru here
in eighty nine and you were over.

Speaker 3 (01:59:27):
There, bad as that, a bad badass little pictures in
there too.

Speaker 2 (01:59:31):
That Won Kong is the only restaurant where the cops
are sitting side by side with the murder they're looking for.

Speaker 4 (01:59:37):
Bro, ha ha, We're in those movies they would show
like the cops like, uh, handcuffed next to the criminals
that are eating.

Speaker 3 (01:59:46):
That's not a real thing, right.

Speaker 2 (01:59:48):
Maybe at one point dude, when they were called the
fun Yeah, really you.

Speaker 3 (01:59:55):
See like.

Speaker 4 (01:59:57):
Pizza New York and like the guys all like handcuffs
like luck chain gings.

Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
Ain't nobody in our last other good Patti mal huh
Now nah, we're just not known for that stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:00:09):
There's like something nobody like, we're just a certain spots, Dude,
were kind of like, you know, Deli Sad.

Speaker 2 (02:00:12):
Was Jack in a Box. Yeah it was closed right, No,
it was.

Speaker 3 (02:00:19):
Open, but it was it wasn't open at night. But
that's again Delhi South Food, you know East Coast.

Speaker 4 (02:00:25):
The owner says that when he dies, he's not gonna
give anybody the recipes. They're just inna closed langers.

Speaker 1 (02:00:31):
Later. Bro, there's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (02:00:32):
Some little piz writing it down right now for sure?

Speaker 1 (02:00:35):
Ude, what some food podcast? Thank you very much. Rodrigo
Torres march on Rizzlo you have shows.

Speaker 3 (02:00:42):
Yeah, we want to plug a show that me and
Rizzo are doing in Kansas City Comedy Club on We're
Going Out There twenty six Thursday, June twenty sixth.

Speaker 2 (02:00:50):
Hell Yeah City June twenty six Kansas City comedians of
the one on Food podcast Rizzo and Rodrigo Tori will
either June twenty sixth Everybody Cassas City, Missouri one night
or Man one night? Well get Poria next day?

Speaker 4 (02:01:08):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (02:01:09):
What some pool?

Speaker 4 (02:01:11):
Can you give a shout out to?

Speaker 3 (02:01:12):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:01:12):
Neo Gonzalez? Uh? I opened for him on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (02:01:17):
He sold that.

Speaker 2 (02:01:20):
That's funny. Somebody was describing me to describe to him.
They told her him and they told him that we
did the same cartoon. Yeah, yeah, somebody would describe me
to describe him. Neio Gonzalez. Bro, he looked like Jeorge
Lopez and Gaborg Glssens had a baby and left him
in the park.

Speaker 1 (02:01:36):
He said, what happened?

Speaker 4 (02:01:38):
I told him that, Uh, do you want him to
do a podcast?

Speaker 3 (02:01:41):
Yeah? Yeah, we did one with him and just realized
that Montreal, Montreal, Montreal wants some listen.

Speaker 2 (02:01:49):
Shout out to all our our listeners on a live chat,
Shout out to our our listener to what hasn't been
on a long time? I don't know when whenever happened
to him. Shout out to a copy.

Speaker 1 (02:02:00):
Tan, we haven't heard from your bro. You're alive.

Speaker 2 (02:02:03):
Maybe you took off with fucking or with fucking don't trip,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:02:08):
Or maybe you lost the passwords his YouTube account.

Speaker 1 (02:02:10):
Oh yeah, you lost.

Speaker 2 (02:02:11):
Ramon Herrera with the funny jokes out the bike riding
and listening to the fucking podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:02:18):
Also man history for Booze.

Speaker 2 (02:02:20):
This Sunday we do the the history of the Japanese
in tournament camps.

Speaker 1 (02:02:27):
So go check that out.

Speaker 2 (02:02:28):
And next and the next podcast after next Sunday, it's
gonna be the history of the San Pat three CEOs.
All right, man, thank you very much for listening to
our podcast. We love you guys. Thank you man for
our Japanese listeners, our listeners in Ireland, South Africa.

Speaker 1 (02:02:46):
We got one. What's up food

Speaker 3 (02:03:00):
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