Ep 524 - Jack Jr. - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
What's Up Food Podcast?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
What's Up Food Podcast? Three, pest Parsa right here, Rodrigo Torres.
As always, we have Marching Wrestlo right here, Jack Junior
right here. Backed by popular demand. Shout out to Crystal
Palace man double overtime last week and Daniel Munoz was

(00:52):
a winning goal from outside. Crystal Palace was stuck with
nine players, Baby, nine players, A lot of them got hurt,
someone got disqualified and then the playing the whole game
with nine players at the end like so, and they
want bro, like so. Just that probably one of the
best ones in the long ass time. Hell yeah, man,

(01:13):
philipps parzer by Hair following the Premier League for the
first time, reinventing himself and liking soccer again. I have
to hate soccer, bro, really hate it. That was a
game too much running, too much running, Bro. I just
hate it, Bro to hate it. All my friends were
involved in a soccer league with Lee and I'm fucked

(01:34):
that food. I'm sorry, man, you're listening to taboo like
your dad, But that one of those transettos. Bro. That
uh that like you pay all the money and the
anyway first place, then you look at the other leagues
third place had a bigger trophe in your first place.
For reals, that's all. It was.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
That money.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
It was like, you know the bad News Bears. Dude,
this was a bad News America, Bro, like that fool.
That fool was like that fool with like ghettos all
get everybody in soccer shirts. He'll go door to door,
brow to technical like mechanical hold on, they talk football mecano.

(02:19):
So that would be asking a regular dudes for for
money to buy a T shirt and then he'll put
them in the back whidos out of bodies, Bro. But
they'll have like a nice T shirt. Now they have shorts.
And then he goes, now I need cleats, so he'll
go like to a second hand store and then he'll look.
He'll take the poorest kid, cheap ass fucking cleats, Bro,

(02:42):
like clease us to be ice skates before Bro paid
two dollars and he's hustling, Bro. And you know what,
for all that bad talking, he was a good man.
And no one else was setting up on soccer leagues
in the hood. And he did it without even ever
being a member or setting foot at the al city parks.

(03:07):
He just started his Yeah, he started his own soccer
league without ever being affiliated, but he was known Bro Man.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I know this is Brom. He didn't have to do it, Bro,
but he did.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
And then his wife Bro every soccer game, Sara. She'd
be on the back on the side, Bro making taco
Carna salad. Bro for a sale Dog. Nobody will making
card back in the day like that. There'll be a
bunch of like thirty more cos Bro and they're gonna

(03:44):
play one game. Then they'll be like he goes, He'll
be like talking his spanishe he goes, Who needs Who
ain't going? Who needs to be home by seven pm? Me? Me, okay,
we go. They started passing a red T shirt and
they go to another part, different league. Bro. Oh my god,
I bet they.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Didn't like sunding waivers and kids and kids got.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Right in the back of the truck with no camper.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
It was just him Bro. That foot look that foot
were a big gass for Dora hat, big gass. Sunglasses
like this were like big never saw his eyes, big mustache.
He's probably you always had always had like a cigarette.
He always had a cigar with a bow wiser Bro
with a paper bag. And he's talking like this dude,

(04:28):
you know it was a it was a late seventies,
early eighties and back then, Bro, if you open a
beer at a little league game at the coach, nobody cared, Bro,
you got another one. Yeah. Yeah. So I never liked soccer, Bro,
because it was something that kids had to do every
Tuesdays and Thursdays, and every park in Los Angeles County
is soccer. I don't care you tut to play. Try

(04:50):
to play trying to play kickball, Bro on a Tuesday
night anywhere in America, Angeles, it's gonna be fucking soccer. Now.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
You can't do that in Glen where all our means
are playing poker.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Just playing Bro b.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Probably one time man they closed down there's parking Glendale
because they're gonna do construction and fix everything and ship
because all the other little other little jungle gym and
the flies were full of ashes grow from Marbros. So
they're gonna dust tomorrow, live and bro. And I don't
care if that part were meant for Kildred. It's only

(05:24):
it's only fifty five year old men and older beat
up suits. That's what a mean.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Armians literally, they like they don't take care of their
presents you drop off the park, they.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Get one, Yeah, they give him one. They get one
dusty ass coat and the fucking like pinker blinder hat it.
So they close the park for a whole month for construction.
You see. That was that would have stopped the older
the Armenians from dropping out. Their dad the fuck no, bro,
their dad was right there, bro. They were all behind.

(05:53):
They were all behind the tent playing cards.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Tent a genocide.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
This ain't ship, yeah, because I've seen that link.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
It know you did it link, I think and parked
the old Parsons they'd be playing like checkers or poker.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Now they're home deep Yeah, they're only playing poker. Right
park right there, that was a park too. I don't
know if you ever went to Echo Park in the
nineties or above before they fixed that park before, but
before they added those swan boats when they were just
dirty boats. It was really crazy, right yeah, the colorful boats. Yeah,

(06:36):
they used to. They used to have gangster ass low
games there. Like every table was playing bingo like low
tera and they were giving out fucking blenders and ship
I don't know, but it was. It was different games.
And then like another table, another table there was a
boat back in the day man part had a ship,

(06:59):
was transgender and need to have a little corner and
they were all play cards. How do you know this
because I used to live there, because I used to
be with one. I was bro. But but I know
because I know that. Okay, if you're gay, you hung
out in silver Lake. You know silver Lake. That was
proper game, proper gay, proper gay. That was proper dirty

(07:20):
ass gay. You're fucking Thailand Brown.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Those were that the dirty you know, turning tricks.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
And if you're going to sell your body, you're over
there by Ali Ali Ali Avenue or no, no, what's
it called vasilyne Alley? Over there and west all I have.
It's called Vasilyne Alley. It's a historic signe Bro, they're
gonna they're gonna knock it down. Bro boo doosed it
and they said no, save its.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Slag trails donuts right there.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
That was. That was a shady place. If you want
to be dirty gay, if you want to be a
dirty transgender, you go right there, bro and like start
slacking dope. But there by trade host.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
If you're not familiar with dirty gay and clean gay,
what are the difference?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Well, looking the way he looks. He can hang out
there but there by the by West Hollywood and a
bench and somebody who looks like me and a band
might ask him how much you're selling. He's clean gay,
he's clean. Brouh, he's somebody. Here's somebody looking for there's

(08:27):
a party. There's like a dude driving around looking for
like five dudes like that. They want to hang out there.
And party was like five gay doctors.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
And sometimes they cross over. Clean gays hang out with
dirty gay you know.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Those like dirty ship like that food from mouth.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah before they clean up silver leg that that fucking
donuts shop across the street. And then the act bar
has always been like official gay back.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
So West Hollywood is gay. Yeah, so what is that?
But where's the border of that gay? But it's streets,
it's some liken.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
It like a state line for like that one foot
straight one Yeah, like is there? That's old school game,
bro like.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
Because when it was, you know, when they were in
the closet.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
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(10:06):
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Speaker 4 (10:20):
They probably forgot their password, bro, don't.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
That b Yeah everything, Yeah, so I forgot the point
I was saying, bron to roll back on just the whole,
the whole. So, man, I'm getting ready to do a
big podcast with the history for foods about Los Angeles,
and I don't know, I don't think we've done it,
but you know, you know how they have They have

(10:47):
Stone Wall right in New York, right Stone Wall was
like a bar where gays went in there and it
was legal to be gay, and they got beat up
by the cops for for breaking the some kind of
all bro, some kind of crazy long they came, they
found out. But before that, there was another one and
now lay that happened way before a Stone Wall, Bro,

(11:10):
Black Cat Dog.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
I read about it because it's still.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
But they but because Lenny Bruce talked about it in
exact years later. But like they resonate to people because
he was talking about because there was no like they
didn't put in the paper or or whatever bright but
nobody really talked about it. There was no Internet. But
they knew. They knew that these gay motherfuckers were gonna

(11:39):
kiss at midnight on New Year's Eve.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
So they waited outside tho Wow, and they went in there.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
They went in there and they fucking arrested everybody and
they started beating them up. These were hardcore games. They
were not gonna let themselves down bro, and yeah, Bro,
they liked it. Trail Blazer's Dog. And then the first
ever Mexican bar, Mexican gay bar in downtown label was

(12:07):
over there in the Alice Co Bar and fucking on
Main street. It was it's a pi, a gay bar,
and no one of the first alley and still there
though I was all over. I used to was second
in Maine, the ice a gay bar. You're going through
the rear. I want, I want, I wouldn't. I used

(12:28):
to know. You know, a drug dealer. I used to
hu hang out at that gay bar. What was his name?
I don't know, Bro, But I feel bad because one
time I waved at him and me and Cha Chapel
we went to a gig d we're gonna buy a
little boy. We're gonna buy a little bit for him, right,
and then we were we waved that. We waved at him,
me and Chapel, and then we didn't know, Bro. We

(12:51):
drove away that he was hiding under a car and
a car were chasing him, and we waved him. We
gave him a wave. Dog he hiding in the corner,
like hey.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
He blew up the spot. Wow, that's because we both
got so.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Do you think like back in the day, the white
people are going to that club?

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yes, why this is really good Mexican. A lot of hipster,
a lot of gay hipster. They went in there because
they it was safe and a lot of women, a
lot of a lot of like what year, what year
was this? Two thousand and six? Two, that's not that long.
The bar still there.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Oh wow, they're all there, like twenty years ago mar
Rizzo was born.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
So I was there like a two thousand and five,
right bro. And I saw the white dude bro with
was wearing some cowboy pliants. You know, he looked like
he wasssed like cowboy. He need like he needed like
some spur or something like whatever. He had like a
chipote bro like right here, like to get my chipote,

(13:52):
Like they go one knuckle right here. It was boom,
like shut up, you know stone. The two cops were
like one cop was white and one couple Latino and
one was black. And they were asking. You know, I'm like,
because the cop of the neighborhood, right, they know the neighborhood,
you know, the beat they that's that guy. You think

(14:12):
maybe they'll try to be nice. Maybe maybe the one
I really asked, but you think you started asking he
asked beating you got but they said, you think maybe
there was a confusion at this bar. He goes, let
me tell you something to a couple of the bas
bleeding blip. Let me tell you something. I'm a straight line.

(14:36):
I'm a straight white man and a gay Mexican bar.
What do you think? Wow? So pretty? When he went
in there, everybody, all the gay due where all the
gay were saying, you know you go clean Eastwood, it's
dirty area because you know, Bro, I worked with a

(14:56):
lot of gay immigrants and and let me tell you, bro,
those motherfucker can make eleven hours go buying two making
your ass laughs. Ship the funniest dude, Bro. I remember
there used to be a security guard and fucking a
security guard the Mexican village. And that fool liked me

(15:18):
because every time I wake in there and we'll come
whatever start like, you know, like fucking with him because
that to buck in Mexico. You know, whitech I don't
know you were a matter, bro, But I was telling this
fucking the cholo I met today because he was a
security guard. He had a big ass gun and I

(15:39):
was telling him about this fight because it's funny when
back in the day, Bro, and they will hire people
they didn't really check her background, you know, like some
guy will get a gun, a gun for security security
only and and they will take that paper everywhere and
they renew it. So this guy was working at the
Mexican village and they were telling me the story about

(15:59):
last week a shootout, keep us away, keep us three?
No Puss came on and it's a note come by
a lot of dancing. Everybody was there. The chanitas were dancing, everybody.
What happened? Okay, you got on trollos THEO. There's some gangsters.

(16:20):
We see way seven Mon's down cover on just how
you know you're not glass you living in England? Come on,
take it easy, take it easy, cover on, Take it easy,
cover on, you know, cover on seven months, cover on
the chater coming out and I'm like, what the fuck?

(16:46):
Then I'm talking to Willie Willie homies. What happened? Bro?
Then motherfucker shot three on? Motherucker? What he did? He goes,
he goes, fun.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Let's scare back when they didn't carry Bro.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
But the way he staid, he said, the fool the
cop in Mexico to Bro, so they do not get.
But but the way he said it, Bro was funny
with don't you know? Yeah, those foods were robbing foods

(17:19):
that were coming out of there. There was already like
a bunch of robberies at that bar, but not inside,
just clientele, clients and breaking into cars and like he
they was already like you hear a broken glass and
you ain't worry and then they tell you funk you
and then and then they just you stay in your
little posts. You're blocking the door. But I guess that

(17:41):
day that they started to try to come in and
just around the place. I don't never know, but.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
That little area is crazy between crazy what do you say,
a little gays neighborhood, But dude, there's a lot of
darkness over there.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Bro, that little neighborhood. It's like, if you know gangs,
that little area is bro. So you get shot by
five different guys from every corner because you got a
lot of Marada on this side controlling rock Wood way
over here. And then this little area is probably line

(18:13):
of demarcation sucking right here.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
The Tiger gang, you know, six points.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Then you got you got Headhunters and Diamond Street bro
to control that, like seven gangs that meet up for
that burrito truck and security in his one security guard. Yeah,
from half asleep, I'm working work at the other job.
Never do that, just trying to just trying to feed
his grandma and his wife.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Bro, those gunshots fucking just gave him lifeful.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
He woke up again. Though a guy, a guy like that,
Bro has a name for his gud. You try to
talk to it. Actually, thank you five you met food

(19:06):
like that right, but that but the way he said it, Bro,
it didn't look like he took he on the live
people and let somebody cripple. It just started like finny, Bro,
it's just people. You even miss somebody you know but
working at your the haha, like housekeeper or focused somebody
that catch you that you hilarious for sure. Old cook Fernando,

(19:28):
it was the best dude.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
He didn't speak any English, any English, but he would.
He learned how to say fucking bitch, fucking bache blah
blah blah. I remember one time my cousin was serving
you come the story on stage. He goes, he came,
and he goes, Fernando, where are my nachos? My table's wedding.
He's like, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming. And then
she left and then he uh, he goes, fucking bitch

(19:50):
and then she goes, what'd you say?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
No, no blitch, blitch.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Was cleaning I didn't cut bro.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
It was so funny. Bro, He's like food, don't don't.
Don't think that stepsual harassment thinking America. Remember everybody, bro.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Always right behind their backs, didn't even know they were
getting assaulted. He was ghost assaulting them.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Dog. Let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen or ladies.
Everyone to a restaurant and you make ee in contact
with the people in the back cooking. That's it, man,
They already fucked you ten times in the head. As
soon as you stay hi to any cook at any
restaurant or a wink, he's telling the geest sky the
ugly motherfucker watching you know where I fucked that week?

(20:41):
Swell god, every time you come by to tell everybody,
that's my lady right there, and then somebodyho starts saying, Hali,
don't get into a fight over a lady I never
talked to I ever met.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
Yeah, they're like a joker when they imagine a lot
of fools like that.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
One of them, this fool was greasy for you could
take ten showers and look the same.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yeah. You know some people are born they covers up vagina.
It was like he came out under a dirty skateboard,
brounder a car. Yeah, bro, like you washed it. He
comes out out of the kitchen washing and then he's
wearing a he like he'll take up a agra and
do coke and then like he's he's hard. He has

(21:27):
a little fanny and then he'll just show it cha
not playing though, I remember.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Do you remember this is old hat back in the ninety.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Do like sexurassment training for sure? Because I know r
over there?

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Maybe not, maybe I know now, but whatever I remember.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
I remember I caught I caught one of the buzz boys, Pablo,
doing coke in the bathroom ship. I think I was
like eighteen city. I think I was eighteen or eighteen
or nineteen way and I said, you better gimmes hotel.
So that's how I started doing coke.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
He forced me. Was it good? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
I never did it for but I guess it was
whatever they did did this thing. But I just do
to work every day.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I had to kitchen A comic out because you really
sexually harassed too many people.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Uh not remember back then, but I know recently, like
with comics that have allegations of that, some female comics
have they said, I don't want to work. Your club
or their agent will call. I've heard that recently anywhere.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
If you're a young comic out there, man, never in
a young female comic, never fall for the old. Let's
get together and write.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Oh yeah, I want to help you with comedy. The
s all these open micros of like talk to girls like.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
But how are you gonna help her? You freaking bro?
You know for herself? Brob joya Shank Forbes. That was
the homies, Bro. But they know how to write. Oh
Shang Shang, Joy, Medina, Dante, Dante were the only ones
that were actually working, and they will come back and

(23:17):
actually give people like a paper were a list of
all the bookers. Yeah, no Internet, bro, they were the Internet.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
So I love Joy, but he says a wild stuff sometimes.
I remember one time I was, I was upstage right,
I was, I was with my I was, I wasn't
my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I was with my girlfriend. I was my girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
She we were like, I think we're twenty three, twenty
we were young, were she was young together, a young soul.
And then he goes, he goes, Damn, you're so beautiful,
sug Jack's dick, just knowing it was inside of you
I'm like, and I'm like, right there, I.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Don't know that's a good pick up or not.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
No, no, I said it was wild. That is what
I will say. The other comics name because he's been
on this podcast. But if you you know who you are.
He was talking to his chick and she was hot. Bro.
He goes, man, you're so hot that there's no flatter
on you. The only flatter on you is that guy.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Wow, that's good. That's a good.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
That's a good.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Take your chick line now, that's I think that's to
take your chick you were you've been in like because
shout out to Jack Junior right here. Man shut out
to his mother and his dad. They have a comedy club,
the world famous Hay. It's been around for twenty five
years now, but the cafe has been around for thirty
forty forty thirty seven was there thirty seven years?

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Your father owned the cafe before it was a Messican
restaurant called All Amigos.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
That's what I learned how to scene.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
That's what I used to perform that.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
It was called Allgosn't know bro HAA remember back then
had a blue screen and said ha ha and it
was still called all amgos.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
On the outside. I have to stay up. I used
to stay up late after all everybody I was gone,
and I don't know, I wasn't drinking back then, but
everyone else was. And I would do karaoke with his father,
Yeah and Costello Ivan and we would do karaoke. Bro,
what time I left my tip recorder there? Bro? He

(25:18):
started off to night? Yeah, I asked him if he died,
What's time I left my tip recorder? Rod, Bro ninety
minutes everybody record? I recorded Jack his father arguing, Bro.
Oh yeah, I think he told me his story.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, there's a lot of crazy little stories from that club.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Bro. I was like, when it's all the funniest thing
were Bro, we were seeing sad things like a guy brings.
I know there's so many things, but one of the
sad things that happened to a comic is you go
over there, you bomb, your lady leaves with somebody. Oh
you know what's crazy about the hall?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
I remember you guys would switch clickos like this guy
would roll with this comic and I don't roll that
road this guy and then over here and then they
were and then it would it was.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Just for funny walking in so just like like own
little TV show. I don't like that, You're like the
comedy crossing guard.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
But yeah, so many guys, a lot of comics would
bring their girlfriends, you know, and then they wouldn't like
and then that you don't see that anymore. Comics don't
bring their girlfriends shows anymore.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
You know that a black chick bro no way. The waitress,
no bro, she was. She was there for that Wednesday show,
whacked out Wednesdays and it was only had a lot
of crazy. Then go to the club. I thought she
was just like some random girl, you know, like well,
like you know, random girl, you know, like from out

(26:43):
of town, from the south, you know, not from the
hood or like that damn dog was mistaken. We did
the most drugs one night. Yeah we went bro. Our
relationship was like one day if I like nine probably
nine years. She was taking me and I was to
go herd bro bro when she when when when Mondo

(27:04):
picked me up, she would weare the should that staid cycle? Bitch?
I know you remember her bro I picked you up?
Oh yeah, okay it was track remember Oh okay, that
was her name, Stripper. I don't know, man, I don't
know what she was. But I didn't sleep for two nights.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
But the next I didn't see him for two days,
but then the next and the next, the two days later,
she's wearing a do rag, like she got her hair done.
And then when I picked him, she was wearing a
do rag.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
It was a it was a wig. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Do you remember those nights at the Holla, the Black Knight,
You remember those nights?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, those are good nights. I remember that.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Those are Eddie Murphy and like Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I never saw that, but I saw Corey Holcomb and
that lady from Friday After Next Chapelle. Yeah, yeah, that's yeah.
Kim Kim, Kim Whitley. Dude, Daryl Daryl Heath. James Hannah, Dude,
that was funny. Passed away, James Hannah, James Hannah, Hannah.

(28:05):
Who's that Alex Thomas Handah, James Hannah passed away. He
was a funny rider was damn a long time ago, bro,
James Hannah. Believe you've been in comments what ninety five? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah, dude, there was a story. It wasn't a story,
it was true. Like your dad used to fucking you
would record your sets, right, yeah, and then there was
some full HS tip yeah, a VHS bro and it
was a dude that was like he has to make
me to go nine access or he will buy them.
H was going to open micro bicycle if he's bombed
or what happened. But there was an altercation and that

(28:44):
fool like socked up your dad.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Do you remember that. I remember that.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
I went to look I wasn't look at he didn't
do comedy after that. He Yeah, I remember that, but
it was your dad got assaulted, but I got assulted.
Cheap shot of your dad totally. I remember I went
to fool dog, I went to business now, but that
fool they used to work for you guys would play
the tape you want to see something from?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah, I never seen the tape, but the.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Whole thing was like he didn't pay me this week,
so he would play the tape away.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I literally I heard that the name a sound jack
to him, the sucker punch.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
No literally, the that that dude, that freaking like I
was all I used to bro when that happened.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I was using that. Really.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
I was on when I found out, and I went
looking for that fool like fucking for twenty four hours
driving around.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
I had I heard. I was, we're gonna find this
fool and we never found them. Yeah, son't you been
up to me? You have a new projects coming up.
I'm actually good transition, I'm sober now clean. Hey bro?
Fuck that what time? I saw a video and it

(29:54):
was you ever they bucked up doing a big ass choice,
that Diego And you gotta know you were partying early
where it's that Diego? Probably? Oh man? Yeah, yeah, I
had the five videos that day before the show, bring
Rene with me everywhere. Yeah, but you have there like
five videos before you even show started that Diego. Yeah.
And the one day, dude, I don't know you have

(30:15):
a party, but the next one at the show, we're
about to go right now, man, he goes Man, we're ready,
We're arrested. Were then? Now what's the right they gave
it away. We're all partied out. Did they admitted right
here in our podcast that he did that? Oh you partied? Yeah?

(30:36):
He never he never party, He said that, he never nothing.
He said, Renee, say, you have never told anybody that
we went to our podcast? Oh really in that party
and I was telling you that's that we're worried about you.
You were because you were part of the animal of
those cruise ships. And then the pandemic started and I

(30:58):
was I thought, always thought you have brought up on that.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Boat COVID and everything cool there.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
No, man, I'm actually I'm shooting my first comedy special,
stand up comedy special at the Alex Theater.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Where you're where you shot yours. Yeah, May seventeen. May
seventeen people Lendale, California and California. Yeah, it's almost sold out.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
There's like two hundred left, so it's fourteen hundred seats,
so it's almost sold out or a.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Monthy give me your bet on meia and accent asking
people to go to that show. Everybody come to show.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
We have a Phelippe gonna drop in do sets for free,
and uh, Rodrigo is gonna come, and Martin is gay.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
I come.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
If you come, I call you. Bro. This guy was
with fucking working his exterminating job you're ready with with
Monica and he was, oh you yeah, he was praying
the he was praying the he was praying the plate
pin stripper, Bro.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Strip Club. No, dude, fucking right here off of what
is it that le Me.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Los Angeles, Matteo, Mate, what were you spraying for roaches?

Speaker 3 (32:08):
It was a monthly. It was a monthly, a big
one that it was your people, fool. They were up,
but they were Russian Armenia hardcore. So I'm spraying you.
I'm just doing things. I talked to some of the shippers.
Is there any way you can spray my house for roaches.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I'm not gonna lie I till I have my house.
But it's really a condo.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
I'm not gonna lie, it's a studio. I was, all right,
give me fifty bucks, I'll go over there the spraying
and ship all right, are you seriously? So then I'll
just go and make my rounds. The owner had a
maid Bop Dog one of those bands, dude. So then
they had like dude an Armenian. At that point, it
was like your age right there, dude fucking but this
fool was like Armenian Armenian from our fucking or whatever,

(32:52):
and uh, it doesn't matter, I don't care. But just
a mad ass slap on my and I just keep
on spraying. But they had stop the home know he slapped, yeah,
But so to get to the cage where the owners
at It was like three or four doors, because they'll
get robbed every now, attempted robberies or whatever that rats
and ship and you start smacking the fuck out of him,

(33:14):
and dude, dude, I heard, dude, I heard this motherfucker
cock a shotgun another full fucking cocka fucking nine. I'm like,
what the fuck is going on here, dude, I don't know.
I'm just saying that foe comes up. But I don't
even worry about me. I didn't see nothing, there's nothing
to see. Don't go back, don't even finish them. He

(33:35):
didn't give me money. This fool didn't getny money. But
don't worry. Put your stuff away and relax. We relax
and you call girls two dances on the house. Oh wow, Yeah,
only gonna take me to the VI I P VI
P dog mena dog. But yeah, there were some good

(33:57):
strippers in there, and there was something, you know, whatever.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
The work at the one. I used to work at
the VP. They working morning Glendelle. I worked at Deja Vu.
I worked for a long time.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
But uh yeah, I think that fool doesn't exist anymore.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
It doesn't exist. He exterminated. I got exterminated. But I
was just like, ship dude. I was like, I'm cool,
that's great. You let another time to disrespect you.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Well, it was all like racial with those fools.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Those guys are hardcore man. Well what did you do
at the strip?

Speaker 8 (34:25):
Was the DJ people I was, I was a DJ.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Guys called I was like, I was like, yeah, I
got that stage one that I was making.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
I was making bank bro making bank Really, DJs need
good money.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
I'm more medium bro. I figured out way loop bos
had to make money.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
I was.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
I was slanging at the girls, couldn't bring all call in.
I was slinging little models to my DJ equipment. I
was selling to the girls, and then went from allcohol,
then I was selling freaking weed and then whatever I
could just to come up. And then I then the
bias loved me because I go, hey, hey, get them vip.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Longer, longer song. So I'm doing like hour the girls
like just for an hour to doing that, and he
goes back.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
He gives me like five hundred bucks, and I was like,
I was thinking, seriously.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
So you're like that kid that slangs like chocolate bars and.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Black.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
He had a bit about there being a strip dj
will be cool and ship. I remember, but I never
really did that, said dumb director. Give it up for sugar,
like I said, man, something you go to a straight
bar and the nicknamed they match the look like sugar.

(35:45):
You expect like some blonde or some tall brunette. That
little girl who was being chased by mayan atic, she
was like diabetes survival, fucking fucking tortuous ship.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
It was hot at first, but then after a while
they got too comfortable and she's like, can you see
my period stringy?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
And like can you put this light?

Speaker 5 (36:10):
And she was like one time this girl was like,
oh my god, I'm pregnant and she was literally giving
a lapdance, like she's literally giving him a.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Period. Period string lappened.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
Like so she would put the pamp on her in
her pussy the string. She should hide the strings, so she's like,
can you see it? So she would put it out
just enough where she could pull it out later. That's right,
But she would show me that's right.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Cock suck her. Sometimes I'd like to pull that string,
give it a little tea bag. What's up? Everybody? Shut
out to Ratas and Cello for killing it in San Diego, Man,
they went up on stage. Bro, I've never seen him
perform live, and they got it on. Bro. They were awesome, Bro.

(36:57):
And then what's his name? Randy Savage man Concrete also
Frank got Loo. Now man, it was a great show, amazing. Yeah,
I look, how long was the show? I did an hour? Bro?
It was long, yeah, amazing, a lot of people, Bro,
my guy, I took it took longer to go there,

(37:20):
to get there than to try to fresh. No, Bro,
it took four hours and traffic and I left the
eleven dude. Wow, dude, I was hating live. Had three
naps in the car. Wow. It was non haiti life.
I fell asleep, bro, and I woke up and with
north Walk, I got sad, I got fat. It took

(37:41):
me two hours to get to Norwalk eleven. Baker, No,
there's an accident somewhere.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Nasty deportations, Yeah, coming for everybody.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
They coming.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
We're in bakery.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
So the night before and there's soundings that that's where
it started. The whole different importations. Oh really yeah, because I.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Was in Denver, they literally only all our means, no
Mexicans and audience, and I go, that's never happened. And
I'm like they said that the ice had just got
there and that everyone's hiding that crazy.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
It's everywhere. Bro, it's fucking crazy. Oh shows packed you
like to show no fun?

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Dude was crazy, Bro, people are fucking awesome there. We
saw a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
We saw the guys.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
We're on the roof and we're like studying people and
then there's guys not holding hands with the girls.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Like, oh, this is like all.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Where would you have the format the Baker's Field, Fox, Fox,
the Legendary side.

Speaker 6 (38:36):
Chick sidechickrice because you got tell the guy was in
holding hands, just walking like like right forever.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah, so he saw that.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
A lot of that, or he might have been afraid
of the video camera. Yeah yeah yeah. There's a lot
of hot dogs falls off, bro.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
And there are ridiculous prices now, Bro, do that crypto
twelve dollars hot dogs?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
No way? So I swear, Bro, I said, what.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Is that When we walked out of that one through
the l A f C game and they guy was
trying to sell us ten dollars shots of Patron, It's like, Bro,
if he gave us fun cooler, Bro, It's like, come on,
do with that water?

Speaker 4 (39:06):
And we said no, and the guy looks sad like,
is that legal.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
That's not legal. It's not legal. Fight, I can't sell liquor.
What's up? But we got Jack Junior right here. Man.
People want to know in the chat room, what was
your favorite childhood memory. My favorite childhood memory really probably
growing up and watching you guys perform.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Oh hell yeah, man, imagine being a little kid in
the room and in a comedy club and seeing like all.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
I saw a young you, young Sebastian so Montasko, young
Brett Earns, Brian Callen, freaking Gabriel freaking all these guys, dude,
like just coming up and crushing. And I never want
to become a comedian. I was just like a little
kid watching you guy. You guys literally taught me my
parents are didn't teach me nothing like about birds and
the bees. I learned about drugs from the drugs, girls

(39:52):
and everything through comedians, through hard knocks.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Yeah, man, I saw fights, I saw I learned how
to cuss.

Speaker 9 (40:00):
Yeah, I learned that. Yeah, you learn you're like a
hairy or poly shore hairy short, hairy too, bro.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah. Chinese soup, Chinese soup because on his podcast. Probably
sure he had his mother had a cook, a Chinese guy,
and he would make his mother Chinese soup every morning
because she loved that soup very morning. And so partly
Shore will go over there to his house and get

(40:32):
it picked up. But probably sure know that fos he
were little het dances around him like he's nine Chinese soup,
Chinese soup, Chinese soup, Chinese soup, and he gives him
a little kettle, and who goes things with mom? So
we started picture one time performing at Wise Guys, and

(40:52):
I wrote Chinese soup, Chinese sew and then I thought
we had a bunch of people, a bunch of fans
saying Chinese soup, Chinese his food. Six months later, Hey Chinese,
so you want to be in this movie? You know amazing?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
You don't remember when we were at a jokers phone
Peoriae and uh he was there, like I guess a
week before or something. The guy there, No, because in
Peoria there's no chicks. Bro's Washington No in Illinois. Yeah,

(41:29):
and then there's a John deerehood ship across the freeway
neighborhood exact and before the statue bro And then uh,
I guess they were gonna take him to go see
some chicks or get him some chicks. And they didn't
get him no chicks. They got them some friends. No,
just some big chicks. He's like, I want sucking chicks.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Bro. He's like, yeah, dude, but nobody.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
That was crazy because I I've always wanted to talk
to Paul Shore, like I had a long conversation with them,
and someone gave me his number. I call it one
time and I told him like, hey, man, I grew
Up'm growing up in a comedy club like you any advised.
He goes, Dude, buddy, you're in me of the Valley's.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
To the Chase the Crusty Chicks.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, yeah, Crusty Chick. He's my favorite favorite movie.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
And man, that's the badst movie, the best better though.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
No, no, that's just even even though he was animated,
but in a goofy movie.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Oh my god, yeah, I love it.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
I just saw recently. I saw on Delta, a Delta
the Plane. I saw a goofy movie.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Bro, he's great. Look at the Leaning Tower of Cheeza.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Yeah, man, hold your favorite memory is Broo, get me Burrito?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Partly she was good. He's doing a one man's shown
doing a one partly shows, doing a one man's show
talking about his life growing up, growing up in the
stand up comedy great or he's doing stand up, but
I think he's just doing stories that he saw growing
up that I know of God be wrong, but Lisa
knows little fools. He practiced hollow. We did a one

(43:14):
man shoulder was great.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Really okay, I mean those who used to babysit that fool, right,
don't move.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
You put a picture of Dave cooked on stage on
the sween.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Have some crazy stories then they like from like growing up,
like seeing like all these legends around like comedy club.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
That's in the comedy st You I got to get
over you grew up grow up people that are sold toperware? Right?

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Oh yeah, what's it called?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Avon? Brov On seven? Married girlfriend? Girlfriend he lived with
a girlfriend was two dogs, bro three dogs. That's cool?
Man dogs are I'm doing I'm doing a show with
him tonight.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Oh yeah, I'm They had me going last at the
comedy Store.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, hell yeah, who shows that.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
It's called keys to the Store, Keys to those stores
by every Pierce, you know, every person. He's he's actually
him and Jeremia are directing my my uh Stanta my
Special Dilex Theater. They're the guys you know, Jeremy why
Watkins and the stand up on the spot at the
Comedy Store. Yeah yeah, he's uh he's he's directing my
uh my special.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
That's cool.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
They're killing him the whole Jeremi is so talented with
the freaking all the characters that does were like doctor
Phil and kill Tony.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
It's just amazing.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
He's been putting in work for years.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Yeah man, he's so good.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Hell yeah, dude, can we see your special?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Dude? And what's so fool? What's up? Fool? And yeah, man,
what's so bro? Little shoes, bro?

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Eight and a halfs like five when.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
You took a month. Bro, you hang m on top
of your mirror. You put them in the house.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
These are five year old has shoes like that.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
They could be my keys. These are baptism shoes.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Look I used to wear these. Now we have a
bad bag. You were you were the air monarchs. Look
at my dad's shoes.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Bro, barbeque for the whole family or yeah, they're so comfortable, bro.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Once you put them out, you'll understand. It's like Marshalls copy.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
You can get a big five forty bucks, Bro, forty bucks.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Those are good referee bs that somebody wears the liquors
throat knocks your ass out. Yeah, that's where he wear
those with flip flops.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Those are a medical prescription shoes.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
They're dope. People talk all the time, but that's fine.
I like you. They're a cool ones to take that
mettal brainstyle. Bro.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
And those insuls of.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
My my air forces were giving are you seriously walking?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Walk? I laugh a lot. My air force ones are
giving me back problems. You look fresh, but yeah, like
the looks good. The picture which is there? The ones
that Kramer war had to jump higher? I don't know
when people thought. Now I understand what mister Rogers. We
took his shoes off his back problems. Never he was
in pain playing Where is he coming from? Bro? Where

(46:13):
do you go from the neighborhood? He was, go get
that dripper? What was your name? What's that shoe you wear?
Fourteen thirteen?

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Those are the ones that don't sell what you fucking
I don't.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Think your shoes, bro, the length you wear for the
with so these are with yeah shocks.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
In there, Bro, but all my no, man, I got
a big foot swat team dude, I got a big dick.
I got references, Bro, those are like, yeah, those are those?
See every time I go to Ross and I'm like,
these are thirteen?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Those look like diabetics shoes full? You're thirteen.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Every time I go to Ros, like, who buys these shoes?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
You buy those shoes?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
But one that no, no, no, fourteen for Tea too.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
I'm like, oh my god, all yeah, where do you
buy your shoes?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Bro? You I can't find a size for teen? Bro,
they grow on trees.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Ready, It's hard to get shoes my size because all
the black people take them.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
You go to a Ros in the hood, he looked
at forty. But those are expensive your shoes shoes?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Bro?

Speaker 6 (47:21):
So like, if Trump wants to make a Trump wants
to make these factories here, how long would like?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Those are Trump shoes full of?

Speaker 6 (47:30):
How many Chinese kids it takes to make those niggle shoes?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
The whole family?

Speaker 3 (47:34):
The family a three item combo, that's the whole country.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
What are yours? Yours look looking for? Looking at you,
you're looking at losing circulation. Look at this.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
The Nike's bending he's touching my expensive shoes. Those shoes.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
If you follow ballast, get the call that shoes you press.
Those are called the Nike blood clots. Those are the Panos.
Bro talking, I said, I can't wear those here, dog,
beautiful Roger Roger crazy shoes. Throw the I'll be sure.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Roger rapist Roger made.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Those are those are?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
The men said? Like they look like timberlands their nikes, Dick.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
They're like the construction where to dress up good. You
don't run your other color? Get out of you. What
are those? They're not air forces? You're blind to about these, bro.
These come with a stack of rice. Bro Martin's looks
like Martin's looks like bowling shoes.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
He's like sucking up.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
They were mad at baseball Glove Day. Give me my
mid Those are comfortable, man, I gotta about patrons. Jeff Dunham,
Lie Dog. I went to CBS. Came, I went to
CBS my lap. I went to CBS after dinner on Thursday,

(49:13):
and I said, fucking I went to CBS. I'm gonna
buy something. And I went in there and they had
that fucking foot machine, bro, the one you lay on
and they and it fucking waives your body to your
back and all that, and it gives you an insults
to wear for your back. Checked this youna die. They
gave me this white ass insult.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Oh, it's like a tampon, brot Rob. We got a
fucking pad this ship because the same amount of a shoe. Bro. Yeah, Bro,
so look lot panties has a big ass arch Broke,
and I should be flat dog like when I when
I walked, Bro, when I leave all my footprints, like

(49:56):
somebody want to look at my footprint and say all
they foo got dragged there?

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Somebody got kidd Bro, I don't know what is every
time I can go for long walks and I have
no pain at the shoes here here here, I know,
but it connects it like every the way you walk.
I'm six FOOTI ish like five eleven passe I stand,
but I'm trying to lose.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I just got prescribed fucking you know, fucked up.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
This is bro. I went to the doctor to get
a check out because I have a trouble breathing. He goes,
he goes, good news, you qualified for ezempic. I'm like,
I don't want that ship. So then I've been.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
I've been exercising more than I'm down like eight pounds.
You look, yeah, I'm trying to lose weight.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Bro, what was your biggest? My biggest was three twenty five.
I have not made it three twenty five minute three
sixteen three, which I was big? Bro, sad are you
twenty five?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Never looked through twenty five?

Speaker 2 (50:53):
I hide it really well. When you're three twenty five,
getting out of the car is hard. You don't you
it's not hard, you know, but you know it is totally.
It's not like it's not like when you gotta come
out in layers or even like when you want to
go pe in the middle of the night. You're like,
I hold it, you know, I guess yeah, and then
you get it. But you're like, it's like.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
You get I know, I know I'm gonna have to
be twice, so I'll just hold it for the next one,
you know. Like I stopped eating.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Bread and cheese, Jordan bread and the only dairy I
have this for my creamer in the morning.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I said, I just stopped that and I slowly walking.
Creamer is good, bro. It's out there now, you can
find it. It's a breast milk creamer. What Yeah, breast
milk creamer. Are you serious? Yeah? Loves it. But he
he makes I'm not gonna lie. I like breast making bad.
You're gonna make breast. I like breast. Look it up

(51:47):
more breast milk dairy right there. Breast milk candle. It
is a candle juice. Can you know? You kids? So
they'll have breastfeeding in that house. But yeah, you were
saying that you have five kids. Yeah, kids five and
you were saying that you are to provide for everybody, everybody,

(52:08):
and your lady says, so, I tell you that guy
don't want nothing from you. So yeah, her, my ladies
do want to get back in the picture.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
And I've been paying for the kids, like for everything
for the past ten years and he hasn't paid for anything.
And lately he goes, I want to get back in
the picture, and she's like, I don't want nothing.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
I'm like, whoa, let's hear him out. You know, done
one of your jokes that I do my special Because
that's funny, bro, because I was thinking of that when
you said it. That's a good ass joke. Yeah, she
goes like, this, man, I don't want nothing from him.
And I'm like, whoa, what do you mean? Nothing from him?
Half of him up always look alike. Ship, we already

(52:42):
took too much.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Yeah, I actually had to call him recently because he
got in trouble at school. He's freaking kid out in
trouble at school. And he got him and his friend
they went to like the mall and they said something
on fire with a lighter, and it became they both
checks out.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
This is the crazy part. Is the crazy part. It
became like a big thing, right with like a small
like a little box.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
But then it got really bad. Right, but this happened
like two years ago. That happened two years ago, two.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Years ago, right, two years ago? And of the border,
what is the father?

Speaker 5 (53:14):
And then I said, I go, hey, man, I don't
ask you for sure, but I gotta get into a lawyer,
like you know, so like I.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Need your help pitch in. And what happened? Did he pitched?
He pitched it?

Speaker 5 (53:27):
But but uh, I don't know if I don't know,
if we still don't know if he's he's guilty because
he's under trial.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Still it's a going it's.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Right now, he can't The kids are kids are just
crazy right now and just.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Didn't drop the charges. Really, what was the crazy thing
you've done as a kid?

Speaker 2 (53:45):
You guys remember, supposedly he's like one of.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
The biggest taggers.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
He does not say what legend, what tag He doesn't
want to say it's tiger because he might go to
jail for jail for what.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Yeah, bro, you can't say it was would you were
you in a gang or just.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
You wouldn't criminal himself because if he said his name,
that's what that's a legend.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Roger. You want to laugh? So my same kid, right,
same kid, same kid.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
I go, So, now you're caught red handed, like you
confessed everything you've done. Me, my my friend fourteen right here,
my friend. We went to the alley and we did
the graffiti.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
What you do? What you? What do you do?

Speaker 3 (54:32):
They're they're doing this and theirsigns and their names, and.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
I just drew a happy face. Oh my god, you
can't come now.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
It's like something bad ass's juvenile? Do canny? Can you
get a public defender and you don't have to pay
for that.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I want to make sure he's a getting up. I
got him a good lawyer. Your name was spit. He
crossed people out and How long have you guys known
each other? How did you guys twenty one twenty you
were twenty one.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Twenty three when I met Steethawk, Bro, I know you
guys were always together, in separable.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Yeah, man, I'll tell you again. What's your favorite holiday movie?
And how's that movie really shape your life? My favorite
holiday movie? Die Hard? That really shaped your life? Yeah?
You know what's fun? I don't think Russians, Bro, I
give it no. People know that that is a Christmas movie.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
It's a badass movie.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Dog, it's a badass movie. Bro. Shout out to Bruce
Willis is losing his mind, but fuck it, yea, no man.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
If I'm a movie guy, Bro, you know what I've
been watching lily like black movies like Think like a
man I got on the airport or on the road
I watched, but any movies I grew up on, like Mexican,
like American?

Speaker 3 (55:45):
You know, Bro, Damn, I always want.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
To be a Trolo. Did you want to be a Jolo? No? Man?
Until I jumped in?

Speaker 6 (55:58):
You guys jump in for real and they get did
you get jumped in the gang?

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Or they just jump if I was too old? Bro?
And they jumped me in nineteen. You're nineteen. But everybody
in again the way they got jumped in, they were
thirteen fourteen youngsters, So you can't be somebody like me
really hard. There were cardcore gangsters, bro, when I was
growing up that were that were sixteen and already knocking
fools out. There were thirty, bro.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Well that's when you're the craziest.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
There were big, they were don't give a fuck. How
are you saying fools? Bro? Like a fool that was
always big. You're gonna make a name where they hit
you when they jumped you in everywhere? Or to cover
up my face? What do you remember getting a lot
of dirt?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Were you allowed to hit back? Yeah? But I found
so I had to cover my id to cover myself
of my face off. They won't get me in a face?
How long for I remember? Brow long as time I
feel like I jumped I would die? You know? And again? Yeah, guy, dude,
if you get raped, you die. But when I so little,
but before it started, before it started a cheap shot.

(57:01):
Three fools, bro, How like you already get jumped in?
I say, yeah, so I initiated the fit, the fighting
brought away for them to hit me first, and I
hit I hit a bro fast full name and name Grimace.
Then I had another full name, cave Man, another full
name name. The third one didn't see it coming. Yeah,
he didn't hit that hard. But the other one, bro

(57:23):
there they were like they were bleeding more after they
fucking let me go, bron. After after they jump, you
get up and you guys celebrate and you jumped someone
else and you get to be about and then what
was your what is your job after that? Were you
like infantry or whatever? What you know?

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Like, it was not it was it was it was.

Speaker 9 (57:45):
It was not.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
It was not structured like it is now.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Bro, everybody isn't that ship. That's unwritten rules.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Also, we couldn't smoke PCP and we couldn't be drug addicts.
That was a in the beginning. Oh really, and then
you could sell it, yeah, but you couldn't be in it.
You couldn't be involved because so many other youngsters were
getting locked up for being stupid and getting being on
to influences crazy, being are cracked out at seventeen and shit,

(58:16):
so you know what.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
Nineteen is old to be in a gang, like to
get jumped in a gang that's ready old twenty two.
So somebody like me, I'm like, I'm thirty seven. Im like, no,
there's nobody that's like I want to join again.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
You know. They say that drug dealers they sell their kids.
That's half right but also half wrong because as a
drug dealer in my neighborhood, especially like I was already
like nineteen and then like there was kids that were
sixteen selling dope. There were kids that were fourteen selling
dope for a bigger guy. And and those guys that

(58:52):
were young seventeen, they had no problems selling dope to
a seventeen year old kid. And the kids is fourteen.
He had no problem selling dope for a fourteen year
old because he's fourteen. He doesn't know any better. But
that's how it was in the neighborhood. Bro. There was
kids who were holding for fifteen and because they were
we had they had kids selling dope, kids who are young,

(59:16):
a twelve year old, bro, So they give a fuck
who is self dope to probably get that money. Like
I know kids that had I know like a bunch
of kids that were like in there's summer jobs, was
stelling dope for eight hours a day. Yeah, and give
it and then and then giving the money back to
the main guy. But the main guy was not even
in a gang back then, you know that was that

(59:37):
was because there was no structure. But nowadays, I guess
I don't even know how it worked, but the main
guy better be in the same gang ship. Back then,
it was like it was like the waw Waw West.
I got a lot of fuck bro like a lot
of people doing drugs.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
So question, there's different levels of a drug dealer or
a dealer, right, so like me per se, like I
used to do it. I used to I used to
do a lot of drugs, right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
I would go pick up my dealer, told to say, hey, man,
you keep coming here every day.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Why don't you just take this and sell to yourself
or blah blah blah. So long story short. I used
to like just enough where I can get this much
for free for myself, and then I used to I
used to go to the nightclubs and sell to like
the all the guys in the colbor I mean, you know,
like people that had money.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
So was I considered a drug dealer or was that
It's like a pyramid, right, it's like trafficker.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, like I used to. I
used to sell to like freaking like high and client
tell people that's crazy. Probably would triple the price or whatever.
Oh yeah, the price, but you're just doing it to
stay hot. My brother bro scandless. My brother start in
a corner and if somebody will say, go get me
at sixty, I think my brother would be like this,

(01:00:52):
all right, all right, hold on, hold on. So my
brother will go take that fool's money sixty and go
to a drug der somewhere. But the guy waits and
my brother will buy forty. I keep twenty right away,
and then those two twenties he'll break them up so
it looks like four pieces. So no, no, they'll no

(01:01:13):
real crack. So he'll cut the two pieces into four pieces.
And that guy he got the money from it doesn't
know their neighborhood, doesn't know the size of crack. So
my brother sold him forty dollars for sixty and he'll
tell him I got you eighty, and I he was

(01:01:33):
all happy, Yeah, I hooked it up, fat, hooked it
up fat. And then after course, so my brother's working
hanging out with this guy, and then my brother's in
the car with this guy, smoking with the guy his
ship while he kept the twenty dollars. And he'll do
this all night with this guy and my brother stacking
his chips and smoking for free. And he'll do it
with a different person. They're a different person. And that's

(01:01:55):
how I got high.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
I was so Armanian like a business wise, I never
had too many clients, but I'm weekends.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
I would take them. Hey, there's a it's a blowout
sale right now. Crazy. I was like, I go, I'm
not gonna be around.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Later, but right now, if you get it right now,
this is like I'll just start doing comedy so like
because you know them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Two thousand and eleven, it was popping off.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Man, I'm talking about nightclubs and Hollywood. I was in
Monday night at Dre's, Tuesday, at supper club Wednesday, this
supper club crap.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
The were like with some with some like I remember
I need I needed to back in the day. Man,
it was like hard, especially in Hollywood. You don't know
anybody in Hollywood like far, like anybody's flanking late at night.
A comed hooked me up with the guy that we
had him on a podcast he talks about here. He passed.

(01:02:53):
He's in prison right now. I need to call him
a tackle box team. You never meet him. He would
show up Bro in like a like a regular truck,
Bro with a camper. They'll park and you go in
there and a full both tackle like a fishing tackle
box and they open it up and take everything out

(01:03:15):
and every little thing where all the hooks were with pails, pails,
pills by little little weed sacks everything, Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
I you I knew guy that they call him Johnny
one stop because he had everything like everythings.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
It's weird, like those dudes are around, but it's rare
because don't do big deals and just do the fucking
pre sale.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Character in the movie there.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
So then this guy has to go to different people
to get different drugs because it's not like one person
sells like all that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Yes, so he's not everything really like being a little
tackle box everything show up just to deliver a by agro. Bro.
I thought crazy he.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Got all that stuff from some some all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Of course, I don't know where the thing is right now.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
It's so big bad right now it's fence and all
everything has lace. Everyone's passing away. It's really sad, brodrug
the drug game isn't what it was the.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Fools that are actually doing it still.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Back then you could like you should like do shrooms.
You can do that. You can party, get crazy, and
now it's like, well you might not wake up, dude,
sucked up. I'll get that ship at a concert. Bro,
good night. You have a friends that passed away from that, right.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
Yeah, man, that's what That's why I stopped doing everything. Bro,
I stopped partying because that saved my life.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Rico saved my life. Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
Like we were at the hot together and I just
came back from Dubai, and then I was I wanted
I went to Dubai, and Dubai you can't do drugs
or drink, so I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
So I cleaned up for thirty days, and then I
came back home and then I'm like, let's get a
fucking bag, let's fucking party on back and la let's go.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Right when I got back, and then Rico goes like, bro,
you've been gone for almost thirty days. You've been He goes,
stay away from us. Bro, you're doing so good, you're
gonna be a big star. I fuck a lovely brother.
He kissed me, and then I went home and then
he died that night. Fen it was cocaine was last
with fencing all bro.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
The news started making sound like they do that on purpose.
It's all accidental. Yeah, no one's doing No one's defensive.
I mean the homeless people on the street are doing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
But yeah, like Rico Rico and Rico and Jelly and
fuc On Johnson and another girl passed away that night, they.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Did a lot of it or whatever you now.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
From what I heard, they were up all night because
they were texting girls. Because girls are texting me like,
oh my god. I talked to him that night.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Then the dad in the morning, like around eleven am,
I heard Rico Rico Rico was in his chair like this,
playing guitar. They found him dead, and then Food is
laying down with this girl on top of him.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Crazy man, yeah, fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Wake up, bro, man, that's what like, That's why like
that is dark. Every time I see people doing it,
I go, bro, Like I remember one time I was
in Vegas.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
We since offered me coke and I literally wanted to
give it the key and I went like that and
he was so mad at me, and I'm like, bro,
put that ship. We have that ship away from me. Yeah,
it's really bad. Broneah man, Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
And like the way he told you is like kind
of like like he like he knew, he knew something
was gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
You know it's crazy, bro, You know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
It's crazy too.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
When when I went to go visit his sister in Boston,
like a couple of years ago, after he died, uh,
she said she'd found a letter that he wrote.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
It was just in his room and it was to
me when I slept over one time.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
And he never gave it to me, and it said
I'm proud of you, bro, I love your kid, call you,
I'll see you the next time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
But he gave she she gave it to me after
he died. It was like crazy, crazy, crazy, man, what
do you think You've been doing a long time? Stand up?
And now what do you think the biggest advice you
received from somebody? Like, We'll tell you the biggest advice honestly, Like.

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
The best advice I got it was just learning from
watching other people fail and what not to do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
But the best advice I probably got was probably.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
From Damon Wayne's senior. He's just holp me to just
just I asked him, I I was a young kid,
I was any advice. He's like, He's like, just keep
doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
That's literally it. They just keep doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
But from you, guys, man, like honestly, like I saw,
like so like you, You've probably seen so many guys
when you first started, your whole your whole class when
you started, because we're all a class. Everyone has a
R class. How many of you guys don't do no more?
How many guys quit comedy? How many you guys can
you say, like when you started are successful?

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
How many aren't? Bro? A lot of them that I
know right now that should have quit a long time ago,
suffering at these fucking mar shows, the fucking uh, the
fucking Mexican clubs, fucking rose Meat, bro, the iguana.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
You know the reason they'll.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Place called kaok and lake whoa you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Know you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
I take it back. The best advisory I was played
for Joey Joe Ideas, Joe ideas.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
One time I posted a flyer and I was like, hey, guys,
free tickets, come see a comedy show you know that
back in the day, And then Joe I calls like, hey,
Joe Ideas does nothing for free.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
It's Jack Junr.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
I'm like, okay, So like once I stopped doing free tickets,
like that changed my whole career. Is let them pay
for you, you know, whether it's five bucks down blocks
is I never do a free show. I think that's
what's really hurting comedy right now. When comics do free tickets,
people get you see that, and then there's no obligation
for them to show up, you know, and it's a
shitty show. You know, it's a it's a boring show

(01:08:46):
because they'll be like, they're not invested.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
I can just I can just leave right now. I
didn't pay to get in here.

Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
You know, you ever go to a sports game, you
don't want the whole game because you didn't pay for
your ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Yeah, it's just enough about that comic that was Thuns
of Badarchy.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
For comic Oh, because I think what that is like,
like people see you for free and they'll be like,
what am I gonna like, Oh, he's gonna be like
performing here, like you gotta pay money? Why if I
know I'm gonna seehim for free later a couple of
ye what what what advice would you give someone right now.
What advice would you give? What advice?

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
What advice would you give yourself when you first started
Wait for the internet to start? Wait a couple, don't
do comedy time my advice. Young comed trying to give me,
try to give me advice, and I say this stand
up comedy. It's not like baseball or full ball, or

(01:09:44):
throwing a glove, you know, or lifting weights. It's not
something that that stuff stays the same all the time.
Like baseball, you can no matter so many people tell
you how to throw a ball, you're gonna throw the
ball the same way. Comedy advice changes every year, Like
the advice that I got when I was glory coming up.
That advice can suck it, bro, everybody don't work now.

(01:10:08):
Shit waiting, waiting, waiting until you get better? Fuck that,
he goes. You know now you don't need to wait.
I tell you. I tell young people that, listen, bro,
it goes. I want to do a stand up comedy,
but but they see it. They want to do it
because they saw somebody rise above so quickly, and they

(01:10:29):
think they have that. But you don't even have jokes
written down yet.

Speaker 10 (01:10:33):
There's there's kids, there's a lot of people who saw
kran Flores rocked the mic and they feel that just
because he did it so easily and so so nice,
that they feel that they could do it that easy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
But no, man, First of all, this guy has a
big ass personality. He's lovable on stage. He has the
confidence of somebody who's been doing comedy thirty years on stage,
and you cannot teach that. I cannot give you advice
to get to that level. You need to go up
fifteen times a week if you suck, because you need

(01:11:08):
to bomb, bro, You need to bomb. And a lot
of the comics now like shout out to everybody that
has a following already before even setting up on before ever,
it's studying put on stage. And that's even and that's tough, man,
because because they know you as a as a sketch comic,
but now they're going to know you as a stand up.

(01:11:29):
But if the crowdery loves you, you just gotta be funny, bro,
and be sure to talk for like long enough liking you. Yeah,
I like that. That's a good advice and power. You
gave me the best place ever, Broke, because he would
tell me that when I started all those comics Willie
Bars and Rudy Moreno, all these guys that were there

(01:11:51):
before they were talking to Night show Bro. They were
trying to cross over to white audience. Those things they're
literally tell me things like this, Bro, don't do that joke. Bro,
it's a beaner joke.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
I did that joke and fucking every special and nobody
has told me anything or don't do the will get
from people. Don't do those Mexican rooms. Bro, You're not
gonna grow there. You know what grew there bro, my audience. Yeah,
I did every Mexican room. Bro. I never turned down
like rooms only because they were all latinos. Brod yes
to everything you know. And I built a big audience.

(01:12:25):
People remember me broad start you and back in the
days bro Iguanas Havana House when.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
The last comic standing.

Speaker 6 (01:12:35):
But when you go into the tape beings, he was
the only one that had a fan base, like people
knew who he was, like in the crowd.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
And the Sunset room. Bro, and I was at the
comic that's kind It was crazy because said this, Bro,
if you're funny enough, you don't need to cross over
to anybody. They'll cross over to you because they like you.
They think you're funny. Day Yeah. Yeah, because a lot
of people like some people like who are fun who

(01:13:01):
like go viral with a two minute set and they
already want up to headline and they don't have a
whole hour. Yeah, this is the advice for you who
just went viral and you're gonna do the improv the
first time ever. This is what I would do, man,
this is the best advice to give you. Host the show. Yes,
book the show with comics that are already funny, who

(01:13:23):
are known. I could do a Type fifteen, and then
you host the show. And then out of that show,
you're gonna see loyal lists. You know, people who are
gonna walk up to you and trying to give you,
give you tags. Keep those people around you because those
are good writers. And you're gonna need somebody to help
you develop your jokes. You're gonna need You're gonna need

(01:13:43):
somebody to around you all the time to help you
write jokes. Yeah, that's good. I have a question for you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
So right now, in this period where I grew up Mexican,
I was raised Mexican. I became Armenian to my dad
when I got older, but it was raised a lot
of Mexican. But what's really popped off for me is
me talking about being more Armenian. What is having I
like my identity. I was never good enough. I was
never good enough for the Mexicans. I was never good
enough for Armians. So I had to create my own lane.

(01:14:12):
You found your Armenian Mexican both, they.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Have both of them. But the thing is like, what
for my special I have so much content and I
don't know what to put in it. I gotta choose,
like I don't know. It's so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
And I.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Was really let let everybody know that your Armenian, because
a lot of fans that come to my show from
the that went to my show, they went to my
show because they're fans of yours, and they heard you
on my podcast. Shut out to my big fan in Toronto,
not actually Montreal, Montreal. She went to showing show in Toronto, right,

(01:14:49):
she went to your show. I have a really big
Armenian follower. Now there's there's not a lot of Armenian comedians. No,
but Maximinian. It's Persian. That's good dude tripping. He's Armenian,
but he's more white.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
I love sound he's freaking awesome. But where if Sad
grew up to be honest, I don't know what right,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
I don't know. I got this funny ass joke broke
because I remember it's funny ass joke about came taking
two chase home and then they rob his ass. My
favorite joke of yours is like, I can never have
a three song. He's like, one of you is not
gonna get that. This is a I can never have
a three song, bro, there's not three Somebody just tell nobody. Nobody.

(01:15:36):
He's like, you're gonna be pushing my ass. You're Hamburger
Helper dude. My favorite Joey would. They're like, oh my god,
you have so many good jokes. Bro. Were You're trying
to be a player living at home with your mom
and you had only one four hours bro man, my

(01:15:57):
mom we had one full in the house. And my
brother he found a long instance course. Yeah, he thought
all bad walking around the whole house, bro Mobile, walking
outside with all bad ship and then he goes, I
can't go to your house this weekend because I'm gonna

(01:16:17):
go out of town. And then my little brother he
didn't want he was embarrased to stay Mexico. And then
my little brother said he's going to d J, you
fucking asshole. My brother hung over with that chick. He
went upstairs bro beating his ass.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Bro like he was going to like Mexico.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
He's like, it's hard to be it's hard to being
a player when you live at home on your mom.
He's like, you, guys, think a girl in hey walk over.
My dad has to make love to love to her
like a prison. You gotta cover her mouth, streadful. And
then I was hanging out bunk beds bed Remember I

(01:16:59):
had a girl friend, and I remember Matrena told about
because remember all your old jokes, stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
The door is not a door, it's a jar. Remember
that now you know that? Yeah, man, she's singing, you
sing all life, few nights and weekend, thank you very much.
Oh my god, ude, oh my god. But was on
a podcast if we have to go find I don't
know what podcast it is, but he's telling the story

(01:17:27):
about and one day he saw George Lopez and George
Lopez was wearing a badass to the childe with George Lopez.
Because he never wore a horrible suit. There always been badass,
and he saw George Lopez wear a suit, so he
decided to wear a suit, Bro for this big show,
Sheraton Show and Stamp. So he puts on the suits

(01:17:48):
and they asked us, how did it go? And it goes.
I looked at my stuff in the mirror and I
told myself it's time to go to work. And the
guy asked us, so what happened?

Speaker 9 (01:17:59):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
And I was show this show? It was so what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
I fucking bomb, like the hardest Liken. My friends always
remember Daddy. He bomb hard. Bro. It was like he
was dressed for funeral. Yeah. It was bad, Bro, because
everybody there was a hardcore Soolo from Tampego Yeah, Gilbert, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
I think it's when he was producing his own little
shows now.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Yeah. Yeah. It was a Sheraton hotel. Bro. The yellow
jackets were yellow jacket, the mask like Tracy. It was
all from twenty fourth century. We got three stories, we
got a three bedroom home. If you put the curtain,
they those fools exist anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
I don't know ors, no twenty first century, no realtors
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Probably whatever. Yellow what's awful? Yeah, had a funny joke, Bro,
shout out our rest godfather of dandom. That's who had
a joke about how oh man, he said they made

(01:19:10):
a cowboy movie. Remember that cowboy movie?

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Posse Poso?

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Yeah he was one. He goes out, Yeah man, whatever
that act.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
People.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
People made a movie about black cowboys. They're gonna make
a new one man about black Indians. Yeah yeah, how
and all that ship? He was the horse that had
a curly Jerry curl.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
You had funny joke. I just can't remember him right now. Dog,
Why what happened? The retarded sun? That retarded?

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
He's not lick the windows retarded.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
I'm not school, But come on, Dick.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
You can't even joe let that. People get hurt. What
you can do with.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
That anymore? America has changed.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
You can do those jokes. If this is your show,
you're gonna do be showing up on a show and
ship and then to talk about dirty ship. I joke
sometimes I show up to shows because they booked me,
Like Chris Burns, you know, he books me, and I'm
like the I do a show, bro, and I gonna
follow like some comic that's been doing it a long time,

(01:20:21):
you know. But they're they're like it's weird, bro, Like,
I'm at the level right now where I'm very comfortable
on stage. You know, we have a lot of shows.
I have a lot of shows in I still listen
to my sets even I do. I did. I do
four shows that weekend. I listened to the whole hour. Bro.
I listened to the whole hour repeatedly, Like I like,

(01:20:42):
if I hear the joke now if I if I
post play, I know what data was without even looking
at So I listened to the hour, BRO, and I
and I fucking I take notes, you know, I take
notes because I wrote this joke probably ridiculous. Bro, I said,
when blind black people, man, when they wake up in
the morning, how they know they woke up? Man? If

(01:21:04):
there were these dogs? Deal? Do they dream? Do they
dream they can see? Because I know I dream that
I am a big penis. You know? Do you dream
what you want to be? You know? Do they you
know what do they dream about? Man? You know? Or
do they just dream of dogs? You know, walking with
a dog traffic? Let me feel my watch my dogs,

(01:21:27):
my GPS. I thought about like you know, like like
like they make game shows, you know, into like game boards,
but some game shows shouldn't be game boards, bro, my
family or what we're playing dating games, the game board,
the dating game with Grandma that night. Bro, that's like

(01:21:53):
one thing that that white people have over that. Like
white people don't know about the Mexicans. You know that
white people have game night. You know they play My
not into that, but we have game night too.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
It is an extravagant as Monopoly and ship. You can't
because first of all, man, when you're living in a
house with Latinos, there's seven kids, you can't have too
many game pieces hanging nowadays, somebody gonna lose a dice,
you know, be played with one dinna do two dices?
Or we have to play lot yeah, bro, like fucking

(01:22:27):
low dog like like hardcore games where where foods get punched,
like people tell your gramminy to use the beans to cook. Yeah, bro, bro,
hardcore Like I got to a point where all playing
three cards like my family right now, my family, you know,
even though I haven't spoken to them or been around

(01:22:48):
with them for a long time, and they see a
lottery a card deck. They could pick on my car
and which one is mine? And I could pick up
which one is their? Too? Even though I mean, we
haven't played lotal you know time, just knowing that we
play so much. I know my little brother's favorite low
Tada card when we played, OK, my favorite card is

(01:23:10):
the one that has the patty corner, the right hand corner, Bro,
And they had as a third one in the bottle
and it has a Luna on the other side and
the boat on the other side the bottles today and
that I'm in the middle. Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
So there yeah. So, so you played so much that
you know that's I know it, Bro, I know my car.

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
Do I have a question for you since we're on
the podcast, here's a follow up question. So you're for
your special when you said that the joke about your
your man over on your your dad your brothers.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Is your brother really gay? Yeah, brother's gay and your
sister is gay? Two No, I have two gay brothers Nowada.
I just want to I want it right now, Bro,
I just wanted to follow follow up. I just want
to follow up for the special. Yeah, I have two
gay brothers. My brother he made it Bro Mirr of
White Dude and that and my other brother Bro, he
lives with the mother dude Bro struggling.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
But I remember the joke he said, anybody doesn't anybody
like women and your goes I do, so that's she's
that's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Yeah, no, it's a tag I wrote for it. That's great.
It's such a good joke. Yeah. Man, but my brother
didn't come out of the he didn't come out of
the closet. Man, he was pushed up, pushed out. Yeah,
that joke you do about what's it called?

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
But your brother is so good looking and he wants
to guy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
He doesn't want to save nobody. Yeah, it's like I said,
I don't want to save anybody. I remember hot shakes, Bro,
like your brother here, No, but I'm here so.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
They didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
So I need like you're special.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
No, I'm last last so much as well.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
When you hang out with it, you look like the
fat Gate third wheel.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
For the Gap. Yeah, I get through with my brother. Bro.
He was thinking this dude was ugly at one time,
and I was like, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't want to stay, not to but I want
to be like like man, because do you meet at midnight,
you don't see him again. You gotta leave this. That
dude's like a vampire. Bro, you have to leave by morning.

Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
Philippus Jones like one of my top favorite comedians.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Bro so good. I don't know why I know this,
but I know my brother could do better.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
It was like a court scenographer, Bro, do this is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
You remember it more than like non funny ship. I
don't remember your said, I remember when did you meet
your wife at Phoebe.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
I went to high school there. I went to high school.
I dated her best friend. She's been with this in
high school. No, we took breaks so that we were together.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
We were together for like five years, and then we
broke up for like ten. They got back to high school.
We we broke in a couple of times. You know,
we took a couple of spring breaks. Fine, those finals, em,
but we're doing good. We just had two kids and
very blessed. I remember I was doing good in comedy. Bro,
when I was trying to ask girls out, and they

(01:26:11):
will tell me I can because I'm studying for finals.
They thought I can't find a babysitter. Oh, I thought
it was coming up. The girl tell me I never
had that. I never had that. I have finals. I
was studying for my mid term, my masters, and then
like I knew I moved up, Bro, I always did.
I always did. I don't know what it was. I

(01:26:33):
always did it. Girls with kids. Even my dad was like,
where are you finding these girls? Place I go play?
Got plenty of kids and these chicks you dated another
psychology of this. But now what is it? The girls
who you dated they grew up with no dad? Huh?
Big one girl you dated that had both parents and
that should did not work, bro long ago that both

(01:26:56):
parents didn't work. No, they had the right market that
I have at because most of the women I didn't know.
I didn't know this, but most of the women that
I've dated, and I could go all the way, I
could go seven back. Well, they dad didn't grow up
with a real dad. My wife, her dad boned out.

(01:27:19):
He did she was a little kid and he came
back later in life, but he did. And my last chick,
I don't know who she was already she had her
dad was god, even she know her dad and the
other one that you know her dad blah bla blah
blah and the other one like yeah, man, I mean
a lot of the girls that they one eye stands
too though, there's anything because I remember I had a joke.

(01:27:46):
I remember there used to be a thing where but
it was a lie, brother. Did you hear about that?
That the reason it was a fake lie about the rhythms.
Some men are homosexuals because they grow with no dad, the.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Very loose theory.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
You heard that white and the guys are gay because
they have no dad. Yeah, that was the old loose theory, bro.
And they said that seventies ship, bro, so they were
they said they will say that, so they're out there
searching for their dad. What the remember that that's some
seventies ship, bro, Because I remember I was trying to

(01:28:22):
come up with a joke back then about that, bro,
but they all came out dirty bro. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I believe that ship that my brother is gay because
he's looking for my dad and somebody that asks whole
way their family live here Mexico. I just got here, dog.

(01:28:45):
You sound like you just got here? Just got here? Dog? No?
What I don't know? Right? They're not here? Right? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:28:59):
I sounds here?

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
Yeah? Yeah, ner. My mom passed away I think three
months ago, and my dad passed away last year. They're
both American Stadizens, but they came from Mexico. It's you know,
and my dad from by Night and he shut out
and Rio like walka, they're a good seafood at the right.
Hell yeah, bro, hell yeah. So your dad brother, they

(01:29:22):
come here to destroy America and then joined the comedy
club instead. He came to destroy my dad, my dad.

Speaker 5 (01:29:30):
My dad left bear roucu is the war the Christians
of Moan, bro, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
There's a ward that a bit from Big Rude nineteen
seventy four, and it was just because of this war.
That's some crazy ship right there. But then he went
to uh, he went Lebanon.

Speaker 5 (01:29:45):
Right Lebanon, and he went to New Jersey, went to
high school there, and then he came to the United States.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
He came to the fucking story.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
So if your dad would have crossed the border, Trump
one little man, huh. Trump wanted them man right now? Yeah. Yeah,
he's as made citizen. He's a Citizenizen. But I've had
a green car. You think it would be tough for
him to come in knowing from root.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
I don't know, man, But did you come over here
with like on a refugee status or something, or he
came into a foreign.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Change student because of the Muslim and the Christian war
that was going on in Lebanon. You that's Christian? Yeah,
we're Christian?

Speaker 6 (01:30:23):
Did your dad because like, your dad speaks really good Spanish,
Like my dad speaks seven languages, so when I met him,
I was like, oh, like because it sounds really good.
Like did he learn Spanish before your month?

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
He said, yeah, he learns that before a mom. He
said that which one language is the youth more for scams?
I don't know what which one like? Which is he
more than into Spanish for fans?

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
Which language got him sucked up?

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
I think I think, I think, I think, uh, he
speaks Spanish well because what he said he is the
joke if it's true.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
When he came to this country he said in Spanish.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
But I guess it's my age less.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
That's desires. So if don't see Spanish, go back to
your country. What do you mean your mother at on
Hollywood shut up to Terry Terry, Mom, Yeah, holding it down, bro?
What part of Hollywood? Little Armenia they met a little
Armenia media living in Hollywood area of my mom.

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
My mom was visiting her friend and her friend in
the same building as my dad's, and then my dad
was son bathing by.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
The pool.

Speaker 5 (01:31:38):
And back then too long, no no, I showed her
and then my mom, my mom said, My mom went
down there with the coke and she goes, you want
the coke your mouth from Mexico City.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
So then my dad spoke to her in Spanish, and
then she tricked. My dad tricked her, says this scam.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
I guess by totally. That's my story I was born.
I tell you a joke, Broke. I said that Mexican
we have a lot of comparing a lot of things
in common Middle Easterns and ship. The Middle Easterns they

(01:32:18):
like to walk with their shirt open and show their
hair and their chains. Mexicans we like to walk with
the bottom four buttons of our shirt open and show
our big gut, our belly button. Bitch of son, fuck
you mother. What you guys have a joke? I said,
what time I argue with the Persian dudes and they

(01:32:39):
were the weird Broke because they were saying everything backwards,
bro like, bitch of son, bitch, fuck you mother, I
sucked your dick, my friend, my wife and horn. Right alright,
bro as a vel of self debracating humor, foreigner, remember Broke,
man like when I was a douche at bag, I

(01:33:01):
would use any situation, bro to get free at seven eleven. Really, yeah,
when Michael Jackson passed away, Bro and move walked out
of the stick peck.

Speaker 6 (01:33:10):
Bro, Please, buddy, you don't want too busy crying, right,
so you're like, that's actually perfect time to do when people.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
I remember I tried probably some of the best Armenian
right there on the one on one.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
You know, I swear watching it's called.

Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
There's a place right there on the one on one
Santa Monica.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
You want to open for you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
The best, the best Armenia.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Yea, I don't know what it's good, but no, we're
not right there. It's truck.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
It's a food truck. Yeah, the one on one in
Santa Monica by the police.

Speaker 7 (01:33:56):
You know, you know, you know, you know it's crazy.
Last ye is truly crazy. Right now, you can go
to Cartney Three's no listen to this.

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
There's a there's a breakfast burrito called the Jack Junior
Burrito and it's Armenian Mexican burrito fusion.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
I'm getting bourbon right now.

Speaker 5 (01:34:15):
Bread and Breakfast is an Armenian Mexican burrito is delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
What's instead of burrito Armenian sausage so egg, serrano peppers
and hair? No, I'm kidding, what's the what's the dream
between our mini and sausage spanning long and is a
different completely different? But is that a meaning of sausage

(01:34:41):
spicy too or it's not? Okay, it's like a blood sausage. Yeah,
it's good, it's good. They're not hot spices. It's like
Garmian beef jerky. Explain it. There's a bus to the mall,
there's fuju. There's different.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
It's good spicy without hotness.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Yeah, yeah, I like I I like hot, so I
put serrano pepp person. You like spicy? Yeah? Are you Mexican? Yeah?
Because he's like his skin comes it looks like went
or something.

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
Hey, don't you he's Venezuelan, don't you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
They're coming over here Mexican from me, from me. I
came and came to America now young, but my neighborhood
was everybody was immigrants and like and like Chicanos. So
we developed this accident and everybody grew up where I
live talk like this, and even if you're black or Chinese,

(01:35:36):
really people say that. But it's changed so broke because
in the eighties seventies, it was more like they were
it was like the kind of Spanish that all the
black comics do, you know what I want to.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
It was like that everything was like.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Yeah, but then it stopped, and then it became like
then you got Mexicans. Like if you look at the
Mexican that grew up in Boil Heights, his his even
if he just come from Mexico, his accident is totally
different from someone that grew up where b Real TV
grew up, where where South Central South gately different over there,

(01:36:18):
bro they sound like they listened to hip hop all day.

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
You're talking on the phone, It's like, dude, this is
mac Tin.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
They were dropping inwards. They were dropping inwards more than
people from Boil Heights back, and they wore be like
got saki right here, man, Yeah, but that saki Mexican.
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
So those they're called the gateway cities South downy.

Speaker 9 (01:36:50):
Gateway, that's what they called gateway city gateway drug.

Speaker 4 (01:36:56):
Because the bridge when you cross the bridges his gateway,
ain't they to fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
No, that's more like south It and like workshopping some
other podcasts, he wants to get he wants to get both.
In Gateway Cities. I don't believe it's the room going
right now, trying to find it a Solard medium place.
It does exist, it exists, they find it, find it,
but would be as big as the table club right

(01:37:26):
just outside. I can call my friend and ask what
it is exactly? What does that say?

Speaker 6 (01:37:34):
Gateway Cities, Southeast Los Angeles County suck us between the
l A and Orange Counties.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
Yeah, there you go. Hey, you were with me drinking.
We went to one on one, the one where you
came out with it is paradive, solid that one may
in the day. Hey, suth Gate, the North Place in Lynnwood,
all that. They were very conservative back in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
Johnny Cash used to play in those little towns back
in the day.

Speaker 6 (01:38:07):
The white supremacists were in South Date back in the day, dude,
And in Glendale, Yeah, they were.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
You can see on Sundown State sunbdown city, Bro. You
can see that on the lamp post. There's like swatzers
and the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
That's crazy in America. They say it's Aztec design, but
it literally looks.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Like like no Glende, the sundown city, Bro, the city
where up yeah. If it was like, if you're up,
if you were black, you have to leave by by
the sundown Glende, Glendell with the sundown city. Bro. When
I grew up on the road looking up Glendale's sundown city,
it's called juice city. You couldn't if you were black.

(01:38:41):
You couldn't be in Glendale after the midnight, when the
sun came up, the son came down. You couldn't be
It can't be black and Glendale consider a sundown city.

Speaker 5 (01:38:52):
Being Vineos Glen doesn't that funny? Being Venos Glenda was
the first joke I should say, Hey, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
To Glendale, look up sundowns city, glend Minion people, Jewel City,
Sego I said. I used to see Philippa living in
the gun the gallerya bro used to go to the time, Bro,
hold on when you were working there. I was wearing
for five years. Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
How about that convenience store.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
For the little Computi store there with the badge, Yeah,
we to fuck up. Oh my god, bros, to show
up leader. Bro. It was like forty back in the
day from Chick thought I was crazy, bro, because I'm
mad to do list and the bottom of the and
like the thirteenth to do on my list was I

(01:39:39):
wrote with the little guy Glendell.

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
Because his parents on the shop.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
The parents were like a little seventy yellow badge. I
wanted to see him find pops. Yeah, the parents. Parents
were in the back, always in black like playing something. Yeah,
it's always they had good juice.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
And that was the first time I've seen like a
all convenience store before the kiosks. Because the right around
that little corner, that little bit with the with the
car crashing, I did that happened after No.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
No was his designed. It was Hey Abrocambo and fish
had the pretty motherfuckers working Casher. You know my favorite
about eating the gun. You're back in the back in
the day, not like fat dude with a Hawaiian Express.
Hawaiian Express. That school that was my friends. I had
to fuck up that that that Roger in place on

(01:40:30):
the corner with a big fed Arminian man, which it
was by borrow.

Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
I'm going to be it was by his borrow. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
fucking uh. Massi's mass Bro the owner, the owners. The
recipes passed away, but I in front of the sun
now I spent some things over. They just opened a
new one on.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
His mom. Did you ever go to that that place?
Something Tanner on a little Felis. It's a restaurant's been
it forever, bro I used to run it hadas Italian.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
Yeah, but Dan Tana's is on Italian. It's on Santa Monica,
Santa Monica by the Troubadour.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
One of those feelings. But there there's a restaurant and
they are meeting the daughter the hotter meaning lady. And
she was my age. But she used to see me
all the time. And I told the comedian but which
I always talked to her. I think we're friends. But
I never went to a restaurant she was then invited.
I never went. But they sold. They sold like real

(01:41:28):
beef there bro, like like a whole steak or rabbit
or ship like that a wolf keep from from Siddlers.
And it's still there, right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
And it's not there. Right next to it, there was
a bank ret there that's called No.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
It's not never No, but it was one of those
it was.

Speaker 3 (01:41:52):
It was a restaurant but slash almost like a little
specialty European grocery store.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
Yeah. Then down the street, I little feelith. They used
to be a fucking Indian store. They to take a
whole block that she was good. You remember the Derby
on the Derby and yeah, Keanu reeves there one time, Bro,
he told me what's to Yeah he took out for
the motorcycle with a beard John Wick.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:42:18):
So I've been doing stand up comedy now this is
going to be a year sixteen, this should be six months. U.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
What have you learned so far in your stand up
comedy that you like the most?

Speaker 5 (01:42:31):
I learned that to keep your friends super close, you
keep your circle super small because there's a lot of
fake people around you. And I feel like once you
start loving yourself and respecting yourself, I feel like you'll
grow more.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
And I feel that's one thing I learned that. That's
what I think I got me more successful.

Speaker 5 (01:42:48):
Before I was always trying to go around hang around
other people and trying to figure it out, hanging out
the comedy store all and I get fucking drunk new
drugs and thinking that was the life. Once I realized
that it's just about being funny and all these other
doors are open.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
Know, it's just by just by.

Speaker 5 (01:43:00):
Being funny and staying true to yourself. So that's probably
what I learned for the sixteen years, and you know,
I'm still growing, I'm still student.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
Of this game.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
I'm like, I've always been waiting to shoot my own
special and I'm finally gonna do it. And it's like,
I don't know what we're gonna do with it, but
we'll see. We're Gonna'm gonna shoot it and then start
writing new jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
I had a friend bro who was half white and
half Armenian. Name was Bob ska Bob. Yeah, it's a classic.
I haven't a road joke, Like that's stupid. Her name

(01:43:40):
was Lee. Last name ha Rehab. What do you think
you think that you know how they have they have
Latino Night or they call it Taco Tuesday Night or
or Taco Night. You know when they have like typical
second night, Well they have a Night of a thousand Guidos,

(01:44:04):
College Night or Fat Tuesday. Will be a good name
for a comedy show. Was nothing but Armenians to make
it so typical Glen Knights and Glendale I did. I
didn't want to call it a very hairy Christmas did
Army in Christmas? Oh have Hary Hervy my show A

(01:44:30):
Christmas letter shows them shows are done. Now only does
those anymore? You're going to bring back the star now.

Speaker 4 (01:44:37):
That was coming back in the day, dude, remember, Yeah,
like Latino on Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
Night, you see Matt Rife and the other guy, the
other guy named Matt whatever her name is, sexy the
same college night, College night. Did what's up? Broke? Did
you come up with Christina Sham's.

Speaker 5 (01:44:52):
Too, Christina Trafford Madick's manager. Yeah, when they come up
with her yours? When she worked at Life Actor as
a waitress.

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
She came from Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
Did she hit the louder or what? Shout out to
Kristin Shan Shout out to Matt Rife for staying loyal
to her. He could have went somewhere else. Yeah, he
could have went with Uta, you know anybody. He can't.
But like about that, Matt riche staying with Kristin Shams
and it's and it shows like besides loyalty, it shows

(01:45:23):
to every young comic out there that once you're even
if you're not Matt Rife, even if you're a little
half of Matt Rife, it shows you that you're the star,
not the manager. Yeah, you don't need a big the
biggest manager in the world. When you're ready the big
time comedian. You know the doors who we're going to
open for. If you're a young comic who's not at

(01:45:45):
that level, you need somebody to open up doors for you.
But if you're a really big time doors are going
to open up for you, yeah, and are closing for you. Yeah.
What you also need to do too is not open
all those doors. Some of those doors you don't want
to go in, and.

Speaker 5 (01:46:01):
Jo might be in there, yea with a feather and
you'll come out with hickeys like your joke, girl, Like
I went in the house.

Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
To game out, I give away hickey My girls pregnant.

Speaker 6 (01:46:16):
Years ago when I saw at the flat first and
I was in my at the time, and he was like, yeah,
he told her you're you're headliner material.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Yeah I know, bro, Like what he let me have her?

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
Bro Like basically like that.

Speaker 4 (01:46:34):
And say we were in the pastle Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
He hit on.

Speaker 6 (01:46:38):
He hit on every bucking girl like it was a
numbers numbers, numbers game like maybe fucking like sixty said no,
but three said yes, you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
Know leg I already will you back then? Bro? I'm
always warning bro, That's why kids. Bro. His Martin's looking
good right now? I think I long you've been bisexual?
Not that long? Two minutes. Have you ever been in

(01:47:08):
a room, bro, where you have to see other dicks
just to get your dick in there? What have like
a train? Like a train? No, a train, lot of train, bro,
like you've been in when you're a party that you
were like, have you ever been an old and you're like,
you're looking the wrong going, man, what am I doing here?
My lady already left? No? You know what's funny, it's

(01:47:31):
fucking hilarious. But there's a funny Jacks like he already left.
But Jack, you go to places out of clor Quarter
where people actually think this happens. Oh, no, it happens
all the time. I got offered a figure. I did
a show in Arizona and this guy goes in man, yeah,
Scott's I'm not lying it. This place on the blue
Martin older women, you know, this guy goes fighting twenty

(01:47:55):
year olds. This guy literally goes my wife, things are amazing.
Oh it's going. Can you get a picture?

Speaker 5 (01:47:59):
I said sure, and then she goes, uh, get closer
and put your arm on her, put her waist case,
some honey, like, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
Tell out what's happening. He said, Oh, I thought you knew.
I go what he goes? He goes, I want you
to fuck my wife? And I said, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
Would he be watching the thing he wanted to watch
and say?

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
Can you buy some merch? First? He want out with
I love sir. But it's crazy, like how the psychology
of the people watching the show, like they were really entertained,
you know, by stand up comedy or something humorous, because
I remember like something we're video standing that there were

(01:48:39):
merged and then people are horning right there.

Speaker 8 (01:48:42):
Bro, like to my ladies boob sign them sign my
boobs that what the fuck? It's weird, grows, you know,
it's awkward. Some people get down differently, dude, it's freaking weird.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
Though. A woman is there were her husband and then
she's quietly in line, doesn't say nothing. Another of sudden,
she's grinding you in a meeting greet bro and her
husband Like sorry, bros like that, don't don't apologize, Bro,
we would line along. Yeah, but the fact.

Speaker 6 (01:49:12):
Please, but the fact that they're both like on the
same like, you know, yeah, hopefully we get to funk them.

Speaker 3 (01:49:18):
You know, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
People people in the guy goes, can I get your stomach?
I said, yeah, bro, people my stomach. Then that she goes.
Then his wife goes, can I can I put my
tongue in your ear? I said no. I said no, Okay,
here's your kids. I said, all right, bro, but hurry up. Goddamn,
it has my stomach right here. And and like I

(01:49:40):
don't know if I should ask them. You know, man,
so I saw our our ugly as is going to
have stacks. So what Sometimes I look like we're all ugly,
you know, like we have a baby brother he's gonna
be born with six arms. Sometimes brothers. People are real shy, bro,
real shy, and they anxiety. They have anxiety like they're

(01:50:02):
shaking your hand, you know. Then you next year where
you look over the urine in themselves.

Speaker 7 (01:50:08):
You're thinking about this. Imagine I can only imagine your
meeting Greek. Mine is like maybe like ten to fifteen people.

Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
But yours like one hundred hundred and fifty the other day.

Speaker 5 (01:50:16):
Imagine hundred and fifty people. Imagine the last one. And
you're just you're like, okay, what are we gonna say?
What are we gonna tell them?

Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
And if only get there and you're like, hurry up,
get the fuck out of here a quick moment. But
like they're like, I tell him, Bro, we save the
best for last. And by that time, Rodrigo is already
on stage from doing something. Other comple out there and
they can take a picture of all the comics, so
she will throwing the door throwing security guard too.

Speaker 3 (01:50:37):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:50:39):
But sometime we meet security guard bro that are who
are cool and like you could tell like they have
they have a they had a dream, BROI and then
we end up we own well, end up getting high
with that motherfucker, Bro. And we got high with this
one dude. And then this food had an exchange student

(01:51:01):
brod from France. An he has an own security company
and he had a fucking French kid. Bro live with him,
Bro in the worst, like in a small city, Bro,
Like you would think that this he would rather be
in New York California. He did asa, Bro, Like he

(01:51:22):
went from France to Odessa. He could have just went
to Bay Root. He might have gone to Arabia. Arabia. Bro.
He was having a ball, Bro with his fucking French accident.
He lives with us, Bro, He lives with you yeah,
brot fucked up. He goes, he goes, he goes, we're
smoking to join. He goes, yeah, bro, he lives with us.
And but that's crazy, Bro. You go out there to

(01:51:44):
learn about America and you look up with a Mexican
Teano family instead, and he gotta work.

Speaker 6 (01:51:51):
Yeah, yeah, gotta do your crazy story.

Speaker 2 (01:51:54):
He's done that.

Speaker 5 (01:51:55):
Have you guys done the comedy vault in Batavia? Where
in chicage your Chicago Batavia? So there's a I did
I did it there. I performed there and then one
of the workers employees gives me a joint and then
tries to sell me shrooms right, and I go, I'm okay.
So then the owners like what was that? Oh no,
they were just gonna give me a joint. The owner
fucking fired them, like right there, right in front of me.

Speaker 2 (01:52:16):
And I didn't buy it. She goes, she's probably selling
drugs out of my fucking club. Like a riot happened.
I felt so bad. I someone lost their jobs at me. Well,
he still has the one job, still a drug dealer.
One time I was partying all week. I was partying
all week both and I was partying in the green room.
The green room though the comedy condo. I was partying

(01:52:40):
all week and I almost gave the code to half
of San Antonio. Broke, Yeah, you can get into the
building like a hotel party. Yeah, the hotel, bro, everybody.
But when I left, somebody that was partying with came
back in and took everything to the TV, and they
fired the bartender that was parting with me. He didn't
take nothing. Who was this anymore? Right? Shout out to

(01:53:09):
Shout out to Ben we Man, the the manager bro
who fired me. But he gave him good advice. I
wanna san Antonio, he said, okay, yeah, hey man.

Speaker 3 (01:53:20):
That's just silent Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:53:23):
But why why would the person steal the TV and
ruin it for everybody you could want to?

Speaker 2 (01:53:27):
I mean it's funny call a big you know, you
take the television right strongest. He saw that ship twenty
five minutes, TV walking fucking two doors down. Bro, you
want to buy TV twenty five bucks? I mean he
can try to get one hundred for re Bro. He's
gonna get a teeth for that ship. Team. Wow. So

(01:53:48):
your your your wife parties? No, man, my wife's straight
and has never done drugs at all. Nothing. So you
made me when you met her, when you quit no.

Speaker 5 (01:53:57):
What I meant, I was still using no no no,
I started using, stopped using, then using up and down.

Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
How would you what kind of advice would you give
a young comic. That's that's that started stand up comed already,
and it's getting caught up already, like partying, like the
way you were doing and the way we were doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:54:15):
Stop it literally stop it, like get lou Your friends
are losers. Your friends are losers. They're not your friends
that one of them was going to go to jail
or was gonna die. Take care of yourself, take care
of your family.

Speaker 2 (01:54:26):
That's it. That's true. If you if you see anyone
that's successful right now, like are they doing drugs? They
ain't doing drugs. No, no, some some are, but they
were successful, bro, they were not doing it when they
were imagine weed like I was partying, like I was
starved back but that was nobody. Yeah, I was like

(01:54:48):
I was parting with the star. I had my shot
to get I was. I was. I was a functioning addict.
I was still wake up. I start the comedy functioning.
I was partying bro with no thing, Bro, I make
seventy five bucks that night and that ship was and
you spend ninety in the morning. I hold one hundred
dollars with money. Fuck, bro, I.

Speaker 3 (01:55:10):
Used to party, I said, I said, I said, you
know what I get?

Speaker 4 (01:55:12):
So on one, would you party every night?

Speaker 5 (01:55:15):
I would party almost every night, and then once two o'clock,
everyone everyone was done. I go to the casino because
everyone's awake, and I'd be like, hey, Commerce.

Speaker 2 (01:55:25):
Playing poker. Yeah, a commerce as a poker. Bro, you
have a party with a comic and you never saw
that motherfucker again. He went back to they quit, they
went out of town.

Speaker 5 (01:55:39):
No, but I hated party with comments because they would
get on one and try to run jokes on you.
I don't want to have you fucking suck that you
suck Now you're just saying the joke faster.

Speaker 2 (01:55:52):
Yeah that's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:55:54):
No, man, but you guys are like, we're my teachers.
But honestly, I really appreciate all the things you guys
have done for a lot of comics. So you're shooting
your special and we're at Glendale, California, alex Theater, May seventeenth.

Speaker 2 (01:56:06):
And you have shows coming up right now in the future.

Speaker 5 (01:56:08):
We're I'm going to be in uh my, Chicago, San Antonio.
I'm going to be all over the whole Denver, Real, Armenia.

Speaker 2 (01:56:19):
I forgot bo I shout out. You talked about it
last time, say.

Speaker 5 (01:56:26):
Bro, I hired my I did it myself. I couldn't
find the venue. I found found the venue. I'm doing
the hard rock yet on hard Rocks. I sold seventy
tickets already and it's in July.

Speaker 3 (01:56:39):
Bro the Motherland.

Speaker 2 (01:56:40):
Yeah, Bro, it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:56:42):
I'm so excited in English, in English, Bro, I'm going
to do some awards in there. But I think I'm
the first new US comic to go do a show there.

Speaker 2 (01:56:51):
Dude. That's it, dude. It was pretty crazy and it's
crazy when I'm there. Jal is going to be there. Whoa.
I'm trying to see. What's a guess spot let us
you're married. She's single too. When I was a young comic,
I knew I was gonna make it because I had
a dream bro that I was dating j Letto j

(01:57:13):
Loo j Leno J. I was dating jay O Bro
and and I had a room a walk and Manta
battle my room. I want to battle Bro. And she
started to crying because she didn't want her to go, Hey,
people have what Jao's pussy looks like? Beat up bro?

(01:57:35):
Because everything is perfect about her?

Speaker 9 (01:57:37):
Is there?

Speaker 2 (01:57:38):
Can you fix that? It's right there behind you. That's
what looks like. I'm putting sure it looks pretty bro.
She's banging. Bro, it looks banging. Bro was like, what
do you think it like?

Speaker 6 (01:57:49):
Like da.

Speaker 2 (01:57:52):
Like the afflict. It smells like her favorite juice. And
if you know, you know, you know she's dating. She's
dating the Big Show. Now what the wrestler she's doing
the Big Show. That's what they're saying. Mmm, I had
a chance.

Speaker 3 (01:58:10):
So he's saying, where could people get tickets for your
special tape?

Speaker 2 (01:58:14):
Jack Junior Comic dot Com, Jack Junior Comic dot Com. Yeah,
the great man appreciate have you told people you should?
You're like a top Benny Blanco? Bro, who's Many Blanco,
but Benny.

Speaker 4 (01:58:28):
Blanc, the biggest music producer.

Speaker 2 (01:58:30):
He's like, oh, that's want Selena.

Speaker 3 (01:58:32):
That was ugly dog you handsome, that's you, fool Benny
Blanco from Carlito's Way.

Speaker 2 (01:58:42):
Better Boster. Bro. He looks like, yeah, I'm way moore
hands I should have played I looked it, Bro. Benny
Blanco should have played Bomb Daili, bro, oh wait, is not.

Speaker 5 (01:58:55):
The guy that they thought he was a homeless guyt
the red carpet and then yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:58:59):
But he's like every song like Benny Blanco, Ben Blank
look like, Bro, he's out there, Lennon Blank looks like
he's he should be in the New Faster a Britschman high.

Speaker 6 (01:59:10):
He looks like me and you, me and you had
a baby a bug on your guy used to shave that,
you know, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:59:18):
Yeah, look at his teeth, that is but he's alien
head like a v.

Speaker 3 (01:59:23):
That guy has stopped fail, Bro, like a little Cathy
bar I look like that.

Speaker 2 (01:59:26):
But he looks he looks like he has a big
old fucking dick dud. Whoa, that's the first thing you
think about, brother, Look at that guy, bro, dude, what
is it? Know? He looks like she looks like she
has Yeah, she's all pretty. He should have played Bob Dylan. Damn.

(01:59:51):
That's crazy. Imagine, Bro, People look at you and go wow,
like like it's like he has a little did Damn.

Speaker 4 (02:00:01):
Like he's pounding that dude, or I don't know if
he's pounding it.

Speaker 2 (02:00:04):
Why you're so jealous? Of him. It's a little better
at there.

Speaker 3 (02:00:08):
It's the Uni brow bro, it's the hair, you know,
be like we're not have the same hair.

Speaker 2 (02:00:15):
Selena Gomez, Selena Hopeless Conditioner. Hell yeah, man, he's a
big producer, right.

Speaker 6 (02:00:22):
He's produced like the like every song you've probably heard,
like the last like fifteen years, like every area, like
like I think he produced. So pull Rizzo, pull upmar
Riz's picture from twenty years ago. It's the same picture,
same picture.

Speaker 2 (02:00:39):
Who it's Marchin Rizzo.

Speaker 6 (02:00:42):
But Benny Blanco, like I think he wrote like every
like justin mostly like Justin Bieber Song's other ship.

Speaker 5 (02:00:47):
Dude, of what it's being Yeah, bro, you have the
same flyer dad right Therefore, Oh, I'm gonna be headlining
the Spotlight twenty nine because you know they have a
comedy club there.

Speaker 6 (02:00:57):
Oh they do know have comedy club there in July
And I just got word I'm headlining one night San
Jose improv fIF.

Speaker 2 (02:01:04):
I'm coming, Bro, I'm coming. And you are doing a
short June somewhere. Can I come?

Speaker 3 (02:01:08):
Can I come to guess my Kansas City comedy my son?

Speaker 2 (02:01:12):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:01:13):
Juix sas Dominice lives in Modesto, but I can pick
him up on the way.

Speaker 2 (02:01:18):
Oh ship, Yeah, I said, if you ever do the
Medesta and the he can me come with you. Man.
Shout out to your seventy Lanes and Modesto. What's Up
Food Podcast? Thank you everybody for listening to chat Ramon.
Everybody down there, Ben Wood, Lisa Rodrigo, Torres, what's up
bro go Yeah. Man.

Speaker 3 (02:01:38):
This weekend I'll be in Plano, Texas with Alfred Roblis eleven,
twelve thirteen at the Mic Drop Man.

Speaker 5 (02:01:44):
Yeah, man, the tasting the Mic Drop. Well, they just
think it's a new one. They took over the House
of Comedy on remod it.

Speaker 2 (02:01:50):
It's beautiful, a little bit of plane.

Speaker 3 (02:01:52):
Trop's going everywhere everywhere.

Speaker 2 (02:01:54):
Yeah, they're open.

Speaker 4 (02:01:55):
They have what four now our Kuerque has one now
that's where he's.

Speaker 2 (02:02:00):
Going the Hyenas. Also, man, I'm gonna be in Houston,
Texas with Concrete Live, Par Rodriguez, Nate Jackson, Rose Sanchez
and the Easy band O. Good tickets now. And I'm

(02:02:21):
gonna be coming to Portland, Oregon. Baby. Also, I'm gonna
be coming to Boston for the first time in the
long as time laugh. Boston you know where I'm gonna
be at at Chinatown eating bonnies for four dollars. WHOA
and I will be eating in fucking Veggie Planet for

(02:02:43):
Planet Beggie and fucking Cambridge. What's up. I'm so excited
about Boston. Thank you very much everybody for listening.

Speaker 4 (02:02:51):
June fifth, San Diego American Comedy Company I'm headlining.

Speaker 3 (02:02:54):
Come on now, guys.

Speaker 2 (02:02:55):
Also shout out to Crystal Palace. They're gonna play Manchester
City at four thirty am the other day. Yes, soon,
so tonight, I think tomorrow morning. Saturday. Oh, thank you
very much for listening to the Warsaw Food podcast. Don't
forget to listen to the History for Fools podcast this Sunday.

(02:03:16):
We're talking about what we're talking about, ray Oh, we're
talking about the San Patricio's Brigade. Yes, right, Shout out
to Lieutenant John Riley and other people who lost their
lives in the War of eighteen forty seven in Mexico,

(02:03:41):
Mexico for Texas. There's a lot of uh, thank you
very much for listening. When was Maximilian in charge of
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