Ep 525 - Concrete - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:26):
What's Up Fool, What's Up? Full?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Podcast? Welcome everybody to the What's Up Full Podcast? Everybody
right now on the chat room. Sorry we started eleven
minutes later, but there's a lot of traffic right now
on Lancashim and spobad Oxnard and all those streets. Man Victory, man, yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Victory changes a lot too because it's nice and it's shattled,
then it's nice again. That's a victory here. That's the
Valley period exactly. Yeah, like Supposa too, right, changes and
then one side and eyes and it's.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
All like home achool, decent, damn prostitutes crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
What's future of the so I could avoid it?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Write this down? That's off the.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Uh the Yeah, I think so? Really, Yeah, I think
so for sure. Ma Eyes, that's an old.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
School one class. That's a classic one right, classic classic class.
I remember doing an open mind at the remember the
Liquid Zoo the bar and man eyes. Yeah, And then
we're like there's all these girls like like they're all
like dulled up and looking. Hines are all like like
they look hot. And then I'm like, what are these
girls doing? And they're not here for open mics, bro,

(01:52):
but they're there to pick up, you know, to work
in that corner. Yeah, dude, they're there to grab a
drinker for the one out there too.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's all those little like random ours are at. Like
I remember there was a little club to call eight Ball.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I think that was on the right. That's a grazy
Yeah it's a pool bar. No, no, it's it's a
it's a like a topless bars. Your families to run
tables and chairs to them, right, yeah, now they do.
They're catering.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
What's up? We have the Valley's finest concrete comedian influencer, Dog.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Enabler everything, a little bit of everything Dog.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh yeah, So what's up?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Whats going be?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Are you wrestling now for?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh? That would be sick.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Imagine price or tag team Barners going for the Intercontinental
tag teams.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
And you were coming for the killer the empty to
the fucking.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Not me, Bro.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'll come in as a manager, Bro.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
The manager taking twenty percent off the twenty percent of
the top off the top of the top and the
bottom like.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
A manager both taking temp, asking for percentage us off callbacks.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Bron't I gotta work it?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Wrestling Paula be.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
A pale black hair hunt who was who was to
earn the all his uh all his victims, right, everybody
the Undertaker put Away.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, I mean you know, and yeah in theory or whatever.
And as the legend goes.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Do you like wrestling growing up as a kid? Did
you believe in it for a little bit? It was
really like just the nineties, your dad didn't like wrestling,
not like I mean.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Spanish wrestling, but not that much.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
You know.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
It was you know, like Mexican wrestling from the Blue,
that moon and you know that.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Ship and that's a nineties I got as bad as like.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
The real acrobatic you know, uh fucking Vegas Vegas show.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Tumbling jurestling from Mexico was a Nazi Nazi look it up,
Bro has a big sweat.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
And back in the day, it was like because there
was a cast of characters in the nineties. There's a
cast of characters now. But that's like Duringon's.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Time, Yeah, like late eighties. Yeah, yeah, that.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Whole transition into like more because the thing is with
the US wrestling is more production.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Bro, more smoking over there. It's like nahing Bro. Just
like a backdrop, Bro, people are yeah, uh he had
it on the on the mask like and on the chest.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
He'll go, he'll go like this and be all raced
on stage.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
But you know what's crazy about the swastika a full
word Metallica T shirt and a leather jacket and have
a swater.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Oh and there's two versions of it.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Ye. Nazi girl was like, hey, let me keep this going.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
If you go through to the Mexican restaurant now they're like,
they're like, there's Americans now who are into like the
Mexican League. They're just like border patrol.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Well, when we were in Mexico, there was a fool
that was all like he was like a little army
trump full Yeah, he sucked up his back though.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
That day when we're in Mexico City, there's a Japanese
wrestler from Japan. Yeah, little speeches. I forgot about that food.
There's two Asian fools though. It's chaos, bro, it's complete
with those. And then people were just saying crazy ship
and we started I started saying stuff. Well, looship like.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
People yelling stuff too.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
But the difference between wrestling and Mexico over here is
out there. Out here, they have medical insurance for sure.
Out there. I don't think they have any fucking like.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Steroids, so you don't need a medical attention. In Mexico,
they're like probably like fifty and every.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Walk it off haf and they never like lean muscle.
It's always like just in flowers like you, bro, look
like retained water water.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Everybody's wove like if like, if you're born Mexican and
if you just start yeah, if you're Mexican, if you
just start lifting weights in junior high.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's too late, man, No definition, no definition, bro.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
It's just.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Like I see I've seen above Mexican foods who have
a big chest, but then they have little t rex
on bro like.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Day brewing, and they don't believe in like leg they're.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Man, yeah, they like a little genie bro and a little.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Smoke the bottom. They look like you seventy sounds little lead.
What's up everybody?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
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Speaker 1 (07:17):
Take take your take, Your girlfriend's what's up. Every body,
man who's down to go to door and look for
that guy. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Imagine, bro, you're you're American citizen?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, don't lie, but can you prove it?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
They were to ask you, like if I just would
have just walked up to you and go, hey man,
enough of this.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Is the proof gonna work? Who knows if it's gonna
hold up.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
What if they catch they want to walk up to
you while you're doing one of your sketches and you're
dressed like a migrant worker.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
I'm being thrown in for sure.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
There's no questions asked, at least your questioning like what
they're straight.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
They're not even gonna question like this guy's first.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
If they were to catch you, go after you, Bro,
what would you be saying? Because they don't listen.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I heard they don't like I would. I would just
tell him I'm an American citizen. That's it. Here's my
id comn.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
What if the grad right gears tossed it.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
I don't think that's gonna but whatever it does happen,
well I'll still say I'm an American citizen to the end. Dude,
you put my right, I'm going to fight back when
you're gonna get arrested for something else.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
First of all, he has to show me a paper.
He has to show me everything, bro, before you can
grab me.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I was just at that point, paper.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
To show me everything approved before you're taking me that
I go walk. I walked out gently.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Just yeah, you can say your Native American, dude, that's.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
How Because a lot of people are going to believe better,
you should bring better. It's time to do boring in
East l A to what's going on right now?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Bro, that's what's really like. She just doing it is
at a wedding and they grab him again, starts yeah,
because it's dude, it's fucking it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
What do they do grab you?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
They just don't give a funk about your idea and
they just throw it in trash.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
At that point, I'm already thinking, how ma get back backroom? Like,
I'm already thinking, like, who am I going to call first?
When I get the you know, definitely started figuring out
some money to get back.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I tried. I would sue so bad they beat me up. Dude,
I gotta get back to where are you from?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Like San Diego?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
You know, drop me off? You know, Yeah, what I'm saying, like,
oh that the big all the way in the middle
of Mexico, not.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Seeing the star spangled banner. Bro start wrong the second verse.
Let him know that I know it.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
That's the first one. But yeah, dude, it's crazy. Just
see all those videos because there's like some guy out
here in South La I know the spot too, like
some guys and then like the white guys just started walking.
He started like you got scared, like you can't go,
like right there on a what is it the fucking
centro and like Florence Bro like now that you're gonna
blend that.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Some of them are dressing and I playing clothes, but
these who's cannot like they can.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
They got the big old, big old chest piece.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Popping out of the fucking the polo shirt.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
The little eight million meters ready to go.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I mean, I'm not moving either, your little handcuffs in
the back cock puking on yeah, yeah that would.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
The worst thing is if they catch you eating like
Mexican food, doll and fuck, that's what we gotta go to.
You got evidence and they got evidence on you can
get a luxible though they ain't catching over me at Arawan.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Bro, you go there.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
You gotta start eating at different places now though.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
You can't be going to a little Mexican vegan restaurants. Yeah,
oh yeah, you're not going in anything. You're not going
and they keep it for sure.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I remember when they they when they need to catch
on people for warrens, like like warrants that there's a
bitter out there on Instagram. And then they told them
that they're going to give them playoff tickets. No free
playoff tickets. Go pick them up with a adventure.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Oh yeah, just immigrants like that.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
During the Copa Medica, Bro, the World Cup is because
they're gonna be in the United States.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
And Canada and Mexico. First time is done in three cities.
Mexico's probably the first time Canada has the World Cup
probably and the first time in Mexico has they have
more World Cup places. The World Cup has been held
a lot more in Mexico than Canada and the United
States together. But that time is gonna be the three
of them.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Broye.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, it's a little trick country situation going on, so
they can have a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Oh man, I can't wait for them. It's so excited.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
It's gonna it's gonna be for like at least six months,
gonna be pa.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
You don't think it's the whole thing that's going on
right now, like people not wanting to travel here. It's
not gonna affect the whole.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Like I just went to a second, but we're here.
I just went to a soccer game and it was
Mexico and that ship Mexican. Who Panama we're at? That's
so fine? Yeah, I'm just mothered away. So are you
sitting there Panama side? There was no Panama side.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
There's no Mexican one kind of mediums out there.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Racist stuff.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Uh No, it was more beaches. You know, just whoa
the gay slur that they call and you know.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
There's so many Oh they were doing those, Oh yeah,
because they when the referee gets when the opposite opposing
goalie grabbed the ball, or when they losing.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Or when they're wearing it doesn't really matter. They just
towards the end of the game, for sure. Hardcore fans
dressed up with the thief the colors.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Ode there's astec warriage went around like.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I heard every every Mexican stayed with represented I s
ies telling how dogs.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
That's yeah, because it's legal. Now there's about a thousand people.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
There's dogs the fence, right, did you see the people
they're rushing the fucking like like insurrection, Bro, that's the
nice thing, dorm like the normally foods were off roading

(13:26):
in the little grinding the handbrake with it.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
The man I was watching this guy stood up today
Badnes and I was driving and I was looking at
his setup, and I said, wow, man, yeah, I give
this fool's credit, but it takes a lot of confidence, man,
like to set up like an eight foot fucking oven, bro,
and set it up in this busy street in front

(13:55):
of all a restaurant already and then like see'll be
chairs and tables thinking about just thinking about like like
me doing this, Like oh man, it would be like
I'll be so scared bro, that the cow take everything
like or or they're gonna right raid me or rob

(14:15):
me or something.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
To mean, Papa, yah, how come like like white people
do that. It's called the brick and more.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
You know they call it, No, it's called the it's
called the farmers market, a farmer's market stand.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
We do it so.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Just because we put on it. Yeah, some of those
farmer market. They having a hood, bro, like you wonder
like okay, white the white ones are batter right.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
If I see the hole in.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
The starting to blow up toys, you could buy a little.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Cheap as toys, not gonna lie. If I saw like
a pizza, like a pizza stand, like right there in theod,
probably go to the pizza stand instead, you know, taco stand,
because you know, I have the others.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Down that you can find anything you want. There's a
block right before the san Fron the Swami. It's fool,
it's a it's a food court. I mean the whole
block is a food court.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Medicine dude, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I went to MacArthur Park and I was eating at
this this place called Mama Tamali's and they replaced the
order and it was to go and it was gonna
take forever. So I just go walk around MacArthur Park
and man, they had a botanica stand.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
They had a pharmacy stand like this lady. This guy
was studying tacos, This guy was selling push it ass
still cell phones. But this lady had a little stand
and she had every medicine that expired.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Bro, you know, for your asthma works on.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
She had a penicillin.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
She had you don't need a fucking uh no randomly, Yeah,
everywhere they go to t J and get all the medicine.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Come over here. She had fungus.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
She had a medicine for your toes, the one you
eat and I was looking for I had like an
absence of my my, my team. If he's talking about me,
the ante and he looked like she was a doctor bros. Yeah,
and then she said she went over there bro thinking.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
And then let this.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
And she struck play like twenty bucks and it was
actually that's the antibioltosy will give it the ceiling.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, that's a handful of people to go to TJ
and get that.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Park.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
How long ago was that? Three years ago? Last week
I seen, I've seen that she had everything, bro.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
She had to toothpaste, toothbrushes, so shaving cream.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
After shaving guys, and she had gods.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
She had band aids, she had needles, she had all
the type of menisterin like she had.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
Those fools had a zepic before Oz was popping. They
came to the Kardash would get it first.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I always wondered the fun that like they had like
they had, you know, lizards like for menteing lizards and
little like what the fuck is that some serum? Dude.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I'm like, you know that is how you know the pharmacy,
how you know the This is how you know a pharmacy.
Lady stand is legit, Broho's stelling pharmacy illegally? Let that
she had a stack over here in boxes of that
Chinese deity, the little.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, that's the old guy.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Fuck up your stomach, bro, because.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Isn't what foods used to use that to lose?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Wait? In the night, I did, Bro, I did everyone
out They say one bag brown fat, the three bags
used to drink put three bags and then like I would,
taking around ten o'clock at night and then start hitting bowls, bro.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Eating more bowls, eating more like like the whale, bro.
And then you don't even get up at that point,
no Bro.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
You know, fall asleep bro. And then by in the morning, Bro,
it feels like somebody pressing hard right here, hard bro.
And then and then when I go to the room,
it just flows. Bro.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Oh so it's not even rough, no man, and it's
just just spackle like yeah, yeah, steady. Strange.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Then it keeps going. Bro, that's a lot of sleep
like you're hitting. And she had and there's another stuff
that people used to buy when I would buy the
Chinese tea. She had that little hardcore, real strong Jansing
powder Chinatown. Yeah, Bro, yeah, you gotta sprite, bro. You

(18:59):
sucking up the little package and you throw it in there.
Let me tell you, brock a red bull forever.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
We to drink those energy for that one. Bro.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
They got that black root like this African root, Bron,
it's not that there too.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
You become African.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
You go there.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
You've seen this.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
You've seen this with the Africa bro. All dapper dawn. Bro.
They're like in the jungle, but they're they're worrying our
money suits.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
That's to a lion issue.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
And like they're dressed nice, bro, walking over alligators and
ship like that card. Yeah, can you look it up
ray in af Africa. Dapper dance, African dapper dance style.
That's a brand, yeah, Dapper dan Africans because they dressed up.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
They don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
These guys have all regular jobs, but they dressed up bro,
really good. Better than the they go let that shining.
Oh damn dude, they're just really good.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Bro. They justus right there.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Dandies, African dandies looking up.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
It's a band too. What's up, bros?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
What doing there?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
They go?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
See them? Bro? You take that little you take that
little roote. Look at you start dressing, bro, like a
stallion pimping.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
These guys dressed so good. Bro, you see that the
little Scottish. Look where they're coming.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
They're they're dressing like damn. Pressure is fucking hot out
there too, Bro. Brome Pip dressed like blades, Blady.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
If I drop forty pounds, I'm gonna get that too.
It's tight down here. They just want to look a
well dressed bus driver.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
The Congo Congo Dandies.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
The Congo Dandies, black man, they're not playing.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
I thought you're gonna say about the base. They used
to sell like incense back in the day, and then
they'll tell you to come to the back to get
the medicine.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Dude. They ain't playing. They're just with women's hearts. Bro.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
You went to a you've been to a reggae show
and they got those fucking those in since this fucking
fat like a dreadful.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
You build the black Jack exclusive right here, podcast. Uh
to like the like the seventh grade dance dog?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
That was it what your mom saying?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I don't even think she was at the dance dog.
I never went home to get ready. I just stayed there.
I don't think my mom even knew got my jacket
in the locker. Did you have to pay for those
school dance Oh? No, like four bucks for five bucks?

Speaker 4 (21:48):
I don't know, Bro, I didn't have it.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
We had school dances, Bro and Junior High, Broot Junior
High during lunch during were fucking grinding, bro to fucking
to fuck it.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I want to go outside the raid. It may sound crazy,
straight fucking eighties R and B. Bro, they should have
school dances at adult schools. Imagine like hey, you know
like nights nights at night school. I don't know, they
just bring their kids. It's just a nice one. Leonardos.

(22:30):
That's an old school one right there.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, Bro, that one is the valley is Leonardgos and
Boyle Heights, La Rosa Rosa still around oh Ship?

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Okay, isn't Lenardos is a fucking chin because there's also
one in Hunting Park.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
There's also one over there on by Wilshire.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Oh Ship.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah, man, I gotta be a chain.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I don't even know where they're all that Leonardo.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I think that the one you're talking about isn't woos
right Leonardo on by Wilsher.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
That thought there was one right here on Vanna. It's
too like in pattern in the city. I couldn't messing
up the name, but it's something like that.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
There's another name for Leonardo's, the one in Harrington Park Bros.
Like here on Spanish radio.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Those yeah, right next to the fucking lost pianos and
old school Mexican.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
There's also a club right there, fucking what's her name?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Was?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Was there one time?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Leo Dan? You were performing right there at that place?

Speaker 2 (23:22):
You know that, man? Because everything up that casta, the
castle over there in the valley without another one, and
by the by the fucking uh the Salvation Army.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I remember Boom Leonardo's. That's the name Boom. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
So what's bro, what your mom do when she was
in high school?

Speaker 4 (23:52):
She got pregnant with my sisters?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Your older sisters. Yeah, you're the youngest, I'm the middle child.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Is your sister forty three, I'm thirty nine and my
little sisters twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Well, I'll thought you were forty seven, Bro, that's fucked up.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I don't know what I tell you were his day.
I don't know what I tell you, tell you his dage.
I mean not that it's bad to be forty seven.
I'm just not ready to be forty seven. Just not right.
You know that's Hollywood Asia, real Asian.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
What thirty nine? Yeah, that's that's the real age.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
I remember comics, Brough will try to be young back
in the day lot there'll be comics, Bro, there was
a lot of comics.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
That I knew that were my age.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
And then when this fool came around, they will trying
to lie about the raige and they will put their
faces in their his yearbook, and shit.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I mean, where do you go by? No fucking But
you can easily go for what twenty seven? Sometimes people
think I'm like ground twenty. I think like maybe twenty five,
so young as I can say, that's.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
What's so younger? You could say thirty seven.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Thirty eight and a half.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
I think you can go for thirty, bro, I think
I think you could be You could do like twenties.
Why Benjamin, But when you're sucking aging backwards? Any shame, Bro,
it's stupid for the shape.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Look at that he look at that dark food bro
from Texas at dancers.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Oh the guy that was like the he dances cool.
Are you talking about sucking Broncoon nine five cent, Yeah, yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
What American bro. Because he's ready ready to cat bro
every since the borting people. You gotta say standing this
rather to leave.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
And I'm bed. He's like yellow tele that's the brown
that's what Yes.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
What's his name?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Bronco nine five, you should be Bronco eight one eight,
Bronco two one three, that.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Who got kicked out from all the pools for starting
five really because they think he's really a looping No,
he thinks he's.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Really loop.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Loopid like they had lupid.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
He actually met at me thought, look looking up at
the people, don't know what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
From Bronco and the Bronco ninety five six yo papa.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
That named Lupe.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Loop. Ma mom wanted to call me.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Look what loop.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's checked out the fiasco bros. Well the and Bronco
speaks Spanish. Yeah yeah see that's the ol g one
right there.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah, that's the one right there.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
And he looks like, yeah, who said what the loop Away.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
See he looks more like LOOPID than loop So that's
that's a fake one. No, that's the used to get
he used to fire, but he had cancer. Okay, that's
the fake one. That's that food looks like the fake one. Bro,
he looks like the wrestler version.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
That's bro, he's married right like this, Oh my god,
I can't say who's who with no hair.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Shaven. That's a that's a that's a man. I mean
it's pretty close. That's a right there. Bro, that's pretty
close like a decoy. It's a crimped blue leg version.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
It's pretty much.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
And that's his girl. Damn dude, but he.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Dud doesn't sing, doesn't play any instrument, right, he just dances.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well he does, but not well like that's like not
even good. Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
The whole spiel is that, like they contract him to
go to the swamp, me to the pull guys, and
he does a whole show.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
He puts something.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
He still works ad. I don't know a ray. I
think that's like just fuckingly moaning ship. Just that's just
the seconds. But his cologne, bro, he buys from Avon Steel.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, he's got the is that Dr Carl.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Karate or English leather.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
English, damn.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I never heard low was dog.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
I think the first I heard was brute and ship Bro.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
That's from that ship. That ship hit bro.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
When I remember putting on that, she just burned from
the moment.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
So it was like home alone and you.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
I used to throw on after shave. That's cologne starting.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I don't know the difference when you start shaving, bro,
like sixth grade, I haven't shaved when you start.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Leap.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
I just said, I haven't shaved.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
This. This right here.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Probably had it for what thirty five years because I
didn't have it when I was a child.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
How about the rest right here are getting nothing this,
believe it or not.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
This is not five o'clock shadow dog everything.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
This is I shot a movie two weeks ago and
they had to shave it off for because I was
playing the fire captain and this is what's I was.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I was upse.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
No pay bump to make a drastic change.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
For me losing this dog. Think about it.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
I've never cut it so like what you saw me
with like last month or whatever. I've been growing that
for a while.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Wow, So you really need to yeah, grow for a
couple of whiles yeah, you fool. You look like a child,
dumb look at you like this is hard work for me.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Or here look at this, you know, like you're over
developing phone.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
So then basically your mustache is like eyebrows. They don't
keep getting longer these days.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Once and it's gradual for like maybe a quarter of
a centimeter every year.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Nice, we're in America, bro, he was inches, Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
This is it right here.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Bo.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
So I've been holding on dog, you know, I'm hoping
that one day like I do. This is like I
don't shave because I have to. I shave because I
get like a random two or three here, and then
it just looks crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Bro, you need it. Even it out. Yeah, people are like, man,
what the fuck's going on? You know? So it just
looks weird, bro, Like when I try to grow it.
Remember when when I first met Philippa, you were like
you had no no, no facial hair. You're if you
look up, come in, maybe I have. It always came understanding, right,
came in.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
It came in in my forties.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Really, so I'm almost there a whole year right here.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
If I want to cut it all off, it'll take
a year.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I got two more years and then I think I'm ready.
But look see like that's like I have to look
because I look like.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
I have to Bro, Beer was looking like looks like
I was looking like Jackie's soprano. Look at Jackie is
a produ that first picture, it was like pedal, So

(31:17):
you do you do a lot of videos, Bro? You
do the videos for that car lot?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
They cow about they pay you, they give you cars.
What do they do? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
They gave me a suburban at the perfect shut for real.
Yeah yeah, man, they gave me a suburban and they
you know, take care of me for for for doing skids.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
You know, I've been with him since the pandemic.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
They were actually the first company federal to ever pay
me for anything for anything.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
We did that video you pulled up.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
In that ship, right yeah, yeah, that's not a funny video.
And I just I just got my life back and
I took it down, bro, because it was a little violent.
But there was this Asian guy and it was like
he would hit a car lot. He did a car
lot video. But I put put Carlos in the valley
b like, and there was a dude acting for a

(32:05):
test drive. But the Chinese guy grabs, gets up in
a karate mode and slaps his fucking face on the
car hood, and then the Asian woman comes back and
slaps the contract in front of him and that food hit.
That fool punches him. He makes that food sign. Then
he karate chops the intel the car and it takes off.

(32:29):
So you know these guys from that Carlo what's the
name of the carlt.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
A Chevy a B Chevy, Yeah, a B A Bale,
Lancaster lan Castro, that's actually pronounced it.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
She was fut.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
I think all these places were far bro to A
moved over him, like New Hall just right there.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Over the hill.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
I used to think agree it was fun used to
live in the valley, But that's just because we never
went up there.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
You lit now on the street, because.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I used to when I was the kids out bugs
Bunny bro.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Was.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
We took by started Clarita. We took from Valencia. You
know how to get there. We to exit on Valencia
and make a right and then make a left on
Boquet Canyon and then.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
Right there by the yeah, there's a hospital canyon, and
then right there by the by the by the circle
K and the start of Circle K I don't know,
I don't know what the name of the street, but
that street takes me into the mountain August for there.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
You go, you take the streets, you take the street
in there, and then you come out and you could
take that all the way to Elizabeth Lake Lake Elizabeth
and you can come out on the other side by acting.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Or something, by acting on the fire. That's little dead
bodies for sure. The people that like they just bearing
more the.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Acting McDonald's cracking on there to have you stopped at
that one which McDonald's a little the little Western McDonald's
was right there off for acting Western.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yes, and then you saw and then they used to.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Have a bootlegs fucking in and out and it tastes
just like in and out. It's not there no more
because it's.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
A bootleg in and out and uh mony do a
video there. It's called easy takeout, Easy and out.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, easy in and out. That's easy and out the
same color screen, dude.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Yeah, see that's that one Western, but it has.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Stucco instead of like a nice wall. It's easy and
I'm not sure if it's still there. Let me see.
I used always it's actually pretty fucking good before like
McDowell's situation.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Different bread before you were doing before, you want before
you're doing stand up and sketches, your DJ. What are
you doing shooting? Shooting what?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Music videos? Documentaries, films? I did it for fourteen years.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
You shot video that directed them?

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
What's one he directed?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
We might know, man, there's a lot of them.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Dog, But I mean some of the latest ship that
I did was the artists, like recently like Bessel Pluma,
fucking the Marley's.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
We've seen the young cheeky Oh you shot him?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
I shot a bunch of music videos for them. It
was baby Batch, Magic, Frankie J.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
A ton of people don't what I'm what I'm baby
bad video?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
You shot? Uh? Man? Fuck?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
I shot a ton of them, But I guess if
people wanted to go specifically to one of I shot
the acoustic version of Sugar Sugar for him and Frankie J.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Wow, you guess a flying mm hmm Sugar Sugar.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Tour with them.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
I traveled with him, but I traveled with the one
that I traveled the most, and this artist Food that
like the crazy part of it is that he's from
Mexico and he's the one that took me all over
the world second a rapper and with him, like literally
from I saw all of Mexico, Europe, fucking ten countries
in Europe, everywhere in New York. Yeah, man, so that
was fucking cool. You know, ten ten twenty minute fucking

(36:17):
view videos, dude.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
It was.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
It was like that dude's fucking killing it and he's
still doing like fucking stadiums out there out here he
does more like theaters and ship like.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
That when he does right here.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
But in Mexico, that dude is a fucking he's a
fucking legend.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
You've ever done a show in Mexico with him where
they have to blindfold your first to get there?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (36:34):
The crazy part is that we've been blindfolded on the
road because the cops and ship they're tripping.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
You got really oh just recently. Yeah, you're in a bus.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
It smells like they're getting everybody out. They're checking pockets.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
In Mexico, you guys have learned confidence to do that. Wow,
I'm afraid to do that.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
In Alabama, I was just put and I always make
sure I had my camera so that my excuse was
like I'm the camera man.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
You know what I'm saying, oh, dude, it was great time.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
At that moment, the cops in another country could just
have the not have the ride, but they started, they
started looking for stuff they want.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Huh oh immediately, immediately, immediately.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
But but they didn't have to look for ship. Right.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
So when the money won, that way, yeah way, and
not only when they take the failure, but they will
take the Hollywood damn everythingless, whatever you know, whatever the
rappers have, whatever, you know, we whatever, like they would.
They're compensating everything better. We're taking it all. And then
it's like and then another.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Mile down, another hour down the road, there's another fool.
You know what did they just tax you guys? Yeah,
it's kind of like pain a toll, you know.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
But my dad and my my uncle they try to
be slick. One time, Bro, we're drop my uncle. Do
the have a driver license? My dad does, but from America,
and they were driving and they thought were a slick.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
We didn't see any fucking toll booth or no no
more no no.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
No.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
State police used to spend a thousand, and then we
imagine we stopped.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
My dad saw him like from far away, and then
fool stopped and they saw them switch drivers.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Bro, so right there, they got him for that.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, and then my dad we were all in the car, bro,
my dad. I don't know they give my dad, but
that could turn off the big kiss ass bro when
he wants to the full fuck got a bag putting
on Dodger hats on there, brand.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
New and it was like, don't put on for the
dumbest ship like your wife wisch weapons are drying.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah, real bro, Bro, there's two two black people in
the front and two Mexicans in the bag.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Like what the did?

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Yeah, my brother got new t iris.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
And then we call you even what because happened to us.
We went to I went to the Iquana to go
do a podcast with their homie and they fucking saw
the recording equipment and the like stand that and then
they're like, they're trying to charge the ship up the
costs bro. You yeah, but what's the reason for them

(39:27):
to because it's like taxes dude, sixty that's right. No,
they did that during the pandemic. I don't know that
they're trying to make some extra money, bro, Like what
the away? But are googling prices right there?

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Yeah, I'm all do that about this, she used, because
they're trying to charge the software up and I had
to show.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Them that's crazy and Spanish. How did you tell them
the Spanish that's the way battles. Okay, okay, hit on
twenty percent a thousand bucks dollar? Yeah, bro, bro, yeah

(40:10):
that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
But like did you say, who can he got that?
And they do take they do charge you to take
a ship. Ye when you walk in a single pet.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
In the late ladies in the nineties and was thing
it's a job that the families will go down there,
Like you said, it's a thousand bucks from.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Here to man, just take what an after bike.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
But I was in Amsterdam at every coffee shop, every
place I went, Bro, I'll be back and go to
the restaurant. There was always a Dutch white lady there.
Hey mate, then you gotta give her like twenty five
stands or fifty tents.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
It was like a dollar seventy.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
I remember we're taking she put.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Her leg up.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
I let you win.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Well, they had take that little arms.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Well, I mean I think you should charge for taking
the ship because the people fuck up into a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
But yeah, I found a clean ass restaurant. Bro, they
woul charging one year out there buck, Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
And then there was another one in London. Dude. That
one was fifty cents. Dude, that was all right.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
I think they were to charge to take ships in America.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
I'm off for it, Bro, But in Mexico they do,
but they only give you a little bit of toilet paper,
all like, give me another one America.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I need to fill my fucking juana. Bro.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
They charged me or like it was like a dollar,
but but they gave me a sock.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Y pretty good.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
But it's cool, Bro, that t so I had an
extra one for the next bathroom.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
So then have toilet paper to a brown sock.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
I'll never forget, Bro, I'll never forget, dude. This is
like twenty nineteen. I went to the bathroom, Bro in Mexico,
that club and there was there was no more or
the think was busted. They had a buffet of water
and did you put your.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Hand't believe it, Bro, didn't do it. But I was
just I don't give a I got melass Ham, but
she got there's a couple of there's a couple of
dead bugs in there.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Given boat your little it was like dip in there,
watch them.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Off in a Buddhist temper. Bro, they don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
And then the water was cold as FuG Bro, No
heater was this that?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
T j oh Yeah, man the comedy. Once you leave America,
you could just forget about getting a cup full of ice.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
I don't need to drink dice over there. It was
like experiences remember the comedy show. Remember the green room
that was upstairs, but it was all hot because because.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
The green room was above the green room was above
the oven.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Broe, it was cooking. It was like it was like
a cave. We had like kind of climbing there. Bro,
Like you're sitting above those cooking pizzas like a safe house.
What's most good? It's me that good in there because
it was we're eating yeah bro, and drinking.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
But you got you gotta go out and like now
to go drink rather drink. Yeah, that's what I did.
Just let it go like a good pleasure.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Twe in Mexico is like you ate a good you
ate a good meal and you you goalk to your
car and all the windows are broken. You know you
had a good time.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Yeah, but there everybody's about the knuckles they have them
in their house.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
It's barrels of ship like water. It's like the water
like yeah, well, dick, Like I've been in a couple
of passages and the ones on top water because white
to care what No, But in the pad Dog, it's
like the W W water power, Bro, Like they're already
to siphon water. They seen the moon the way you

(43:59):
mean something though, So when we're we're in Mexico City
last summer, I guess it depends what areas are in.
But like after like eight pm.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
You shut off the water at seven, bro, they shut
off the water seventies in Mexico City because it's right
nowt of water in the city.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
So like you you need to take a ship. You
can't flush in the morning. A billion people in that city.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
And there's a moment that he was me and him
got diarrhet at the same time. So I used this
another brothers.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
I mean, I kept pooping on the same But the
thing that saying had a couple of little trash cans
water in the sec and then flushed. Imagine when you
have that, oh my god. But there was no like
running water and it was horrible.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
But like the little but what did you eat that?
It was the beans we ate because it was like
a I don't know it was it was it was.
It was a nice place. It was a nice restaurant
in the battle, but it was a stop because the
southside sucking. I knew that she was bad when you
playing trying to go that deep into the colt.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
You know, Mexican as fun, but goddamn, a little French
had enough enough.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
When you're the first table, you know.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
It tastes like cheap tempora dog. Shut the fuck up.
Oh my god, this is so good. But I'm like,
you know, those fools that the mom doesn't know how
to cook. Everything's good, bro, you know how to cook.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah, what she makes? Bro, Concreet talks.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
That sounds like you just.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Actually doing only hot dog Cart's only hot dog cart, only.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Dogs, get it?

Speaker 4 (45:43):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
You didn't want to make money, that's it.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Huh Yeah, yeah, you know me that we'll have that
bag just you know, Concrete is the cable guy. I
did a lot of ship free though, I know, right,
bro about telling you paid your dues, Bro, I did
a lot of ship from free though for a lot

(46:05):
of years.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
But I know, I know what he's talking about bro
a bros. This this is a concrete to get booked
back back in the day, Hey concrete, are you doing
this Saturday?

Speaker 3 (46:19):
I used to look at DJ canceled on me. I
used to shoot videos and play hits A thousand views.
I'll send you the pavement.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Ship. You don't know about the struggle I got that bad.
We'll see wonder my feet and ships watching the same.
You don't want come on so there.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I'm trying to be scorzz. I got to make the
ship a thousand views. Yeah, so back to stay bro.
A thousand views.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
You paint your dues bro A lot of and I
did a lot of music videos for free, a lot.
And I did a lot of bartering too, A lot
of bartering for like you.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
I'm gonna tell you the promoter back then they walk
to hey man and you work with me.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
When they start like.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
That, bro, fuck a business is not doing good. So
I was thinking that's when they start off like that.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
I think we barely got the flyers, bro, but we're
gonna pack.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
It out when the first hundred people comes in. We're
gonna give you the money right away. It's been slow, bro,
so like they're not selling beer.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Their money, We're not gonna cover the bar.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Time looking at the ground and ship. Yeah, but at
the time you're like you're struggling and you're just like working.
You're like, come on, you're doing it.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
They walk up to a man the owner left a
lot of money at the Hollywood Park, bro, and you
might have to be a run or two.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
It was a long time, but you paid her does
man and times, so yeah, it makes you appreciate it.
I remember one time I also broke bro. I remember
you know, you know when you when when you're like
I'm putting gas to me, I'm gonna make sure I'm
put this much gas because I need the rest of
the money. I was putting gas and I was cleaning
my car and then I had look over no like

(48:14):
fucking thirty bucks went in there ready like for me.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
It got so bad I wanted to cry.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
They didn't have no gas, fool.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
So if the place was four miles away, I would
drive too and walk the other two to say the
other two to get back.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
That's I was cool. And you're playing chess right that.
I was beating the odds. I was beating the odds
that's the way I was thinking. It was like a
hybrid before a hybrid. Yeah, I was like that guy
that was like, Yo, my.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Day starts at six am and at nine that's day
number one. My day number two is from nine to twelve.
I already got two days on you. That was me
right there, thinking that that was really.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Gonna help on people, man, who like who work out
and in the morning. In the morning, bro, they tell you, oh, man,
I do more or by ten at nine am. Then
most most people in their twenties do I bring your
fifty five years old bro, I getting up at four
working out, and I'm pretty sure like he probably finally

(49:14):
went back to sleep at seven am.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Bro, you're tired.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I don't know who. When I was on a Joe
Rogan experience, Joe Rogan, show me this guy, he goes, yeah,
ex EX, Navy X whatever, UFC guy and he gets
up at four am and all this training, all this training,
And then I went to the comments the comment, man,
I follow the sleep at seven am.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Nobody shows video him during the day. Man in the
corner ill tired. He's like, But when I was in high.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
School, man, I had a I was in a swimming team,
and I would get up we actually at five am
to make it to the pool at six am and
swim from seven am. And I had an experienced class
that started at seven am, so I had seven am
and then I went swimming after high school after sixth period.
My sixth period was the swimming team, so then I

(50:04):
had like two x period. Bro still didn't graduate.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
Having too much fun ship, that's my sister.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Send me my certificate. Bro the fucking r for Roosevelt
High School. Bro the latter Jams swimming team right here,
shout out to mister Florian Dude.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
I was gonna have a ball when he finds out
Dude was the swimming team too, right. He's a he's
a great swim that raced that full dog, dolphin dog.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
He's a little fucking and when he died a little seater, Bro,
I didn't even see.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Him swim, but when he dove in, I was like,
can move, okay, that move? You know? He was a
little founder. Bro, he's hot fished like.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
He didn't walk out that bit.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
He just went on the little ledge of the pool.
He's just like, what's up you guys need to race you?
And yeah, ready you know, Bro, I'll be I got
I got money on doing no dog he got twenty
five years on you paint.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Maybe Bro, I have a swimming pool.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Bro's got training.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
A great problem too.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Every day talk about the expansion that was in high
school three years dog. All right, let's make this race happen.
Just smoke. So do I got my money? Look look
at me right here, man, Do you know I got
my money on you? Don't suck this up? Bro? Life aquatic? Baby,
let me know where Bro, I don't know how to swimp.
I'll be your coach, Bron.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
You guys got to wear like the little like you know,
like the little fins and ship like you know, a
little fin in the back, so we could tell who's who.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
You can tell who, Bro, darker than.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
When you see a darker Mexican than you, you know
who he expect peoples to be underwater the little wave
cap and ship just fucking cutting.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Through the water.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Dog freeway helping fucking Murderman's and ship out there.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Bro, Michael Philippe, Bro, Michael Phelps, Michael, you do for
the Olympics to coming.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
At want to train Bro, Olympics, Then let me start
hod back leg Bro another one for archery and ship
You know archery, I can't pull that my finger. One
that won't let me pull that boil bowl as far.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Bro to make him easier.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Now, Doctor Drake is supposed to be fucking really cool.
Everybody's all robbing.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Doctor d is supposed to be competing in the Olympics.
He believed it for archer.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
Shut the fuck up, dog, robby making it up, bro robbing,
robbing the hood buddy in the back.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Things ain't the same for gangsters, hustlers, youngster living amongst us.
You know Bo Jackson makes his bow and arrows two.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Well, yeah, he's an archer. He's bad ass though though
that's about Jackson. Though, Dog, he got a name for a.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Bull guy, Dr Drake. He works with his hands. No,
who that was all cut up? And ship dog? Look
that he looks like a Mexican wrestler. All there. That's
Bou Jackson. That's bout Jackson pastime right now, Put up,
doctor put doctor dude, Bo Jackson, no joke, Dog, it.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Ain't come up, bro, So something it up.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Till the next day.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
Rigg dog, what's that all right?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Oh? Damn dude, dude, I never know brings him up.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
He's sucking Archie.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
He wants it. Looks like he's in Austin fool. The
USA Archie team wants to compete. Hey bro, but still Dog.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
He has enough money to do so if he wants to,
just don't into the good enough organization.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
I'm assuming that sports just like that that one fool
that got famous last time that went on viral with
holding that ship no.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Age limit on that sport that from Glende. Are the
pre limbs and ship or whatever I did? They're doing
that in the month then that that fool was bad
Dog the gun guy right like because he just had regular.
Imagine doctor Dre winning a gold medal for that. What
the Grammy?

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Get my husband?

Speaker 1 (53:52):
That's a way.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
Yeah, I can shoot one. I I mean, I don't
know how good I am, but I've done it a couple.
You're not robbing, no, but I can hit the target.
I didn't Summer camp.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
I didn't like it.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
But some of them are Some of them just sucked,
the older wooden ones due apposed to like you know,
the newer.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
But I follow these juggle foods and they make like
I'll call these fucking weapons. Had a bump bamboo, and
this food made a fucking oh man. He made a
boy and arrow bro crossbowl with a with a bamboo
stick and this food put he put the stick right there,
bro sharp as stick, and he puts a little arrow

(54:32):
and he made like a little hole with a bamboo
and he used a stick to put the arrow back.
So you're not using your fingers. So it's more like this.
So like this, these food are I guess like aero
dynamics again. But this it's kind of like when you
make a little hand crane, a little hand crane and
you can just hand gran just crank it. You crank

(54:55):
it and it works better. So this food makes a
little ass bowl and in the bamboo pulls it back.
They connects it, locks it and then shoots it. Bro
the flies through a fucking board to a board.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
All those fools right there, and like the Amazon and
ship they do shooting monkeys and ship where those all accurate?
Even like dude in with a little blowdoors Yes, oh
hell yeah that shoes man.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
So they're gonna find this guy or what.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
I don't have those guys in the I know, like
they'd be killing Senator of Congressman went down there, so
we'll see what happen from Maryland.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Right, he went, he flew.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
That's a real ship. How when the senator of your
state goes over there.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
You see Do you imagine fucking knew some going to
get us fucking from me? Truck? Can Brock?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Imagine knew some would have showed up to Mexico and said,
I want the fucking place that poisoned my friends. We'll
see what Hong Kong tear down the bathroom or the
five point seven earthquake thirty five miles off San Diego.
Did you feel it?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
I feel it.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
I was driving Iel. I just left the fucking ten
story buildings. So I'm glad because I would fucking ship
my pants.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
You were painting a ten story building.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Those are on rollers. That's doesn't rollers different there? It
is there, bro, Julie and him. Oh, I've been quite
filtered too.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Fine, Bro, see all the girls in Hong Kong. Okay,
you have kids?

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Four dogs?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Damn?

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Oh? Yeah? Did you start young? No at all? Well,
I don't know. I don't know for for probably cultural
fucking culture.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah, for culture age probably if I started like twenty six,
how is the oldest twelve therein the same mother. Yeah
for you, for ye how the oldest one twelve and
the younger twelve, next.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Twelve, eight four and two.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
You're gonna be too soon A good a good amount
of years because it's eight and a four years later.
You get to spend time with everybody. Bro, not like me.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
When I was born, my man had another one and
another one next you know, I'm babysitting all of them.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Yeah, fucking flat headed, just laying down.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Head and looking like fucking wall, looking like teacher from
Key on the Hill, Bro, looking at.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
They never grabbed you.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
And the little helmets are a new thing, right, like
babies happening. But what the baby babies were like the
little helmet now, so they're their flat heads.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
A couple of my son, Bro, and he was born
the first one. I was there for the delivery.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
I was there when a baby came out. I saw
the vagina open up, and we're saying, hey, we have
the same hair, because he was curly. I saw that
full came out, Bro, and they stretched out his head.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
His head looked like one of the orangutans, Bro. From
that other apes like cold hands and ship. It was
long extra long, bro, Like look at the photo. It
was extra long, bro.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
And then it goes into the shape.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
It takes it like he needs one of those big
old necklaces like this and ship it was long, bro.
And I was like, I was holding that little fool.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Hold like I got jip memorial.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
And I remember the doctor. Her name of her her
name was read, her last name was read.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Doctor read like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
I readmorials. And I said, is his head gonna be
normal after this? She said, yeah, yeah, normal.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
It's like Cartlagerhis not even.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Shape. I was like the teachers for a fight right
now because I would look at him, Bro, it was
know that little head will fall down. Oh mann hold
that head?

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Okay, but he's.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Fine out He's I don't know.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
I remember.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
I will say that.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
I will say that's a big but it was too
funked up. I will say the punch that was his
head got eventually better, but by that time I was
already gone out of his life.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
So do you really have a slun dude? Yeah, I
know if he's yesterday, I haven't been around him and
up to know when he's.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
You know what I'm saying, I will catch the vibeer dude,
I will have I will ask the questions in this podcast.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
What is going on? This is brig Is that guy
doing inspired?

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (59:52):
What does that guy do?

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Not raking only fire starff will be real SATs fire stuff.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Bro. This is rigged like the brother you want to
look up, bro?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Not important anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Meaning meaningless facts, meaningless fact.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
This is a what's a full podcast? We have Concrete
right here? When did you add the live parties? Show
your name to fuk up?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I don't know, dog Day do aning with you right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Like, yeah, man, we just added Concrete Live to the show.
My wife said like stop stop stop with Concrete Cockrey
live and instead of and I keep saying Concrete Live.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Well, you know it's because it's like last name, what's
your real name?

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Bro? At the time of real name time at the
time at the time there was like everybody had, you know,
no world.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
And it was like when people.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Explained to me Instagram like you post what you did
right now?

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
And I was like also kind of like it's live
and they were like yeah sure, And I was like, cook,
my name is Concrete live.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
That was it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
There was no many thought process like it wasn't It
was actually probably the worst name because for a long
time people would be people wouldn't follow me and be like,
I don't need concrete, and then people would google me,
and then it was just a bunch of ices like
laying concrete and now and now you have to put concrete,
you know, Instagram or concrete something at the end to

(01:01:33):
even still. I'm not like the rocket where you could
just come on the rock. A thousand rocks should come.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Up, but no, he comes up. He's the first one. Yeah,
rock and then.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Yeah the rock yeah yeah right, yeah, yeah. But yeah,
So that's it's a it wasn't it wasn't, but it's
catch on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
It's catched on a little Tell them about that movie
you wrote out or the chat I didn't that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
I didn't write that from Johnny Moody did from Chicao Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Yeah, well up, shout out to the movie. Or chat
that with oat Milk.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Oh, chat that with oat Milk.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Yeah, yeah, good, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
It's a you know, the name is it sounds very.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Said, being gentrified.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
It's a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
But uh, it's a good movie, man, it's a good movie.
And I had a lot of fun shooting that ship.
Shout out to Don and Jerry, the stars of the film.
There they played brothers in it, and I play uh,
I play ah the weird theal and ship you know.
Oh yeah, dude, you know what's going on with me?
So you gotta watch it. It comes out on Sunday
for twenty what or chat that oat milk dot com

(01:02:41):
you buy it there? Yeah, they're outsourcing it themselves, dog,
you know, which I think is really fucking cool to
go and depending and you know that's dope.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Get that out. If this was like like fifteen years
ago and have been DVD's, for sure, it felt that
we shot it five years ago, dog, you shot the
fuck up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Yeah, we shot it five years ago, but it was
like during the pandemic and then they had reshoots and
then it's like, well, let's fixed ship. And then so
that if you look at the film like I'm one
ninety and then two thirty and one other.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Scene for so you guys continued like seeing so you look,
you guys looked a little bit different, yea.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
For Jerry doesn't even look like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Oh yeah, Jerry looks really young and looks good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
So but it's a funny ass fucking movie from I would.
I didn't get to go to the premiere unfortunately, though
it was two weeks ago. I think on April first,
the premiere. It was at North Hollywood. I didn't know
there's a theater. I thought on Langerash and I forgot
the name Portal Theater.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Yeah, that's where they shot.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
But everybody, from what I heard and the benches reviews,
people were like, yo, it was really fucking funny.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
So it's good man.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
I'm excited for everybody that's in it, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Oh yeah, part two coming soon. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Those of the post all the vibe on the stead
you get along, you have to play practical jokes on
each other.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Yeahbody was cool though. Everybody was just happy to be there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
I think it was a cant post post pandemic foods,
so everybody was just happy to be outside and doing working,
doing a project, you know. And at this point I
had only I maybe had about thirty thousand followers around
there or something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
So for me to get that part around that time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Was really cool.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
How many actors were walking up to the director and
the study. I got a scene right now for you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
Bro say what again?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
How many actual were trying to rewrite the movie while
it was being shot.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Everybody, everybody had a little bit of input.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
For everybody, had notes, everybody. Everybody was like the fucking director,
you know, and movies and independent movies for everybody. But
it's good to have a I like this, he said.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
That was an honest answer because sometimes, like and I
don't care any movie you go to, nobody would ever
ask that question. I just asked, Hey, who how many
actors on the movie? We're trying to throw it in
the wrong scene. Everybody trying to throw the right scene,
because that's what you that's aught you're thinking about when
you have two lines.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
And yeah, and if you're in the background, you're like
trying to find the camera get you look super awkward
and shit because you're.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Trying to still out as a front of mine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Stop it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Oh, she's in my show. Yeah, she's in my show,
the one that I just shot. Yeah, the at the
car dealership.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
See Tanya, she's a good background actress because like she
created but the lead. But I seen I've seen her
in the movie, the p ron movie, the far movie,
Like she was a background actress, but she was doing
so much like she created her background a backst for
I was a back.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Char actor and fashion and fearing. Let me tell you
it's harder. It was harder for me to be in
the background then to actually be in the scene. Really
I'm in the background for I was looking confused, like
the actions happening over here.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
For when I'm just looking out of the cameras.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Which one seven, So I have a big as It's
like my.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
And I had it, says Concrete.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
When you when that movie came out, you know exactly
what time Colde you were on. Now you're telling people
that the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Way I haven't even seen it. We seeing myself was
crangy fool. It's like weird to see yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
You know, Like I'll tell you how you look, bro,
Just show me another video shoot.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
One time I was doing the background for Becky g
music video. Oh I saw that that was supposed I
should supposed to be like a background dancer. And I lied,
like when I when I submitted that, yeah for sure,
And then I did so bad, like they kicked me
all the way back in the in the like all
the way to the back and you can see me
fucking up the dance, the fucking your little dresses. No,
that was years ago. It was like ten years ago. Yeah,

(01:06:30):
it's crazy. Yeah, I lied like that too. You met
your wife in high school?

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
No, well, I was like twenty three or some twenty
four though kind of almost high school.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
We met at the club.

Speaker 7 (01:06:44):
A dancer, Nah, dance, but a dancer at the club
and like like a Jambo Jabba walk like no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
Singer and they're getting yeah, and they're getting a singer.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Her, her cousin was like like a dancer when I
used to wrap and be on tour and ship and
which Actually he just came ound the Squabble Up video.
He's the only trollo in there with the hat and
he's pop blocking the show. Really yeah, yeah, so that's
her cousin. I did a show for him for his birthday,
and I brought the band down and show. We rocked
out and she was there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
And then the rest of is fucking four kids in
fifteen years of marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
And people are staying out there on the internet and
you go back on the thing, what's up everybody? Concrete
Live will be hosting the show April twenty fifth and
Houston at the Energy Arena. Paul Rodriguez easy Band, Nate Jackson,
Rose Sanchez, your boy, your baby, Mama's favorite comedian, Felipe.

(01:07:42):
As far as though it's pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Stacked, that's stuck. Line up, pretty stacked, lineup people are
will be out of handcuffs for the show. You gotta
the impression, bro, I gotta see that shiit live go
doing life here with How did you Meet?

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
He was the way in the fucking Orange County.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
I used to shoot his content was just shoot the content.
I wasn't doing like the funny shit or nothing. I
was just shooting his content content his kids, So shooting
his kids.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Remember, I think like you were. Yes, we shot the
video the what's it called friends, Friends in Spanish and
then uh, there's another friends Trots or something like it.
Johnny was giant like that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
But that's how I started working with him.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Just full house, Fullhouse and Spanish and then friends in
Spanish Yeah, media, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
And then I suggested a skit for him at the
time and it was The Rebels One, a good one,
The Rebels One. And I suggested the skit and he
was kind of like hesitating.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
He'll tell you I.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Didn't want to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
I think it was going to go and I was like,
fol this is like an untapped market for this is
a sleeping fucking giant dog Like, trust me, let's fucking
do this skit.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
And we did it giant and then he posted.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
He posted another skit that same day and I posted
the Rebels one and fucking eight hundred comments in ten minutes, bro,
and this ship sky eight hundred comments and it's just
it's skyrocket.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
They're all positive.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Oh fuck yeah fuck yeah. And then he was like,
send it to me. I gotta post it right now.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
At this time you've been collaborate. It was just you
have to post on your own page. We took his
ship down and posted the repl It was like boom dog.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
You know, like that skit got us a lot of gigs.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
That got us to all the concert hosting.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Yea cool. They were doing the Bookies characters. Yeah, yeah,
like all that ship like that one got you that
big show, right, which one?

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
That big show you had hosted, the Rebel one. That
Rebel video got you that big show yeeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Yeah yeah that was cool. Yeah that was with the
I Forget.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Yeah yeah, that ship was yeah, it was yeah, like it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Just brought back nostalgia to a lot of people though,
like people like in their fucking forties or almost early fifties.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
They were like, yeah, I remember that ship. I remember
that ship so like that was like that was like
their teenage years.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Yeah, yeah, so it hit Bro, it was just like
boom and I you know, like nobody had really posted
that kind of ship on social media.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
There was really nothing out there like that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
I remember the with some YouTube videos of house party scenes,
but it wasn't nothing like you know, I lived that ship.
I went to the house party. I saw the Rebels scenes,
so I knew exactly what the fuck it was. You know,
the music down to the DJs, all that ship, you know,
and it hit. Ship hit like yeah, eight hundred comed
I remember eight hundred comments in ten minutes. I couldn't
believe it. Dog, I'm I'm eating.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Fucking like, what the fuck is happening?

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Just the fucking notifications are going nuts, bro nuts, and
the followers were just pouring in.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Bro. I was like, oh ship, You're like right away,
You're like, I gotta do a sequel, like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
No immunity, we gotta do like three four more gent.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
And I know that you got eight hundred comments, They're
all positive, for that video.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
I mean, from what I remember, you could have been
a couple like you guys, but you're all good comments, dude,
even if it's bad.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
You don't know, h engagement.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
You don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
You hit a hundred thousand comments, Yeah, one hundred thousand comments,
you might get like ten thousand hate. But when the
videos right, I'm gonna say, never mind, Bro, that was
Jay Valentino.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Fantastic touring he's doing. He's doing his tours, right, Yeah,
I'm sure you know he's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Doing his tours.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Yeah, yeah, man, he's he's hosting ship for Bobby Still.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
You know what I'm saying. He's he's hosting.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
I think he's alsting like a big like the Big
Mother's Day one with like he does the freestyle.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
I like that video that Jay Valentino dad with a balloon.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
I thought was a funny one. Bro, Like, should shoot it? Bro, Like,
have a bunch of chicks there and they're about to
do the video and I'm just a random guy delivering
a box and everybody starts popping. I'm just delivering a.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
D that's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
I'm living. I'm just living a box for Jay Pop
I don't like his accident. What bro, just live here
deliver flowers. That was funny, bro oh Man.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Yeah, we did that one and we did another version
where I mean, he's still getting comments two days ago,
two days ago, and he posted that forty five weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
That's crazy comments coming.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Out that line.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
He said about that's a heavy that's a rich ass.
Whatever he called that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Ship his hair, the hair the hairline he has his hairline. Yeah,
what is it called the pic tattooed the hairline whatever
it was. He said, it was.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
The Turkish hairlines.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Turkish Turkish hairlines.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Know what you got?

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
You got that astic hair bro that kind of saxophone
player from last Boy, I was fucking bad for you
shop your head for like ever. I liked wanted, you know,
because that was like style, Like that was like the
style and like the mid two thousands I remember just

(01:12:58):
like having like the like the line the bus because
all the kids that went in my high school I
went to, like the they had like party cruise always
like that was like the look the daddy. Eventually that
kind of went into the co war for a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
I was barbering, you know, like that's like yea.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
When I was barbering twenty fourteen, I was, I was
a barber, I was a tow truck driver.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Didn't was it? Aren't you related to fucking uh the
fucking the show or the fucking they tow trucks cars? Yeah? Yes,
that's my cousin Louis from Operation Repro too. Yeah, like
I used to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
I used to fucking like report cars with them and
ship and I was like, fuck this, and he was like, hey,
I'm gonna he shoot a show called Latino's Going Wild.
That's Louis something right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, loops are
and he shoot the ship called Latino's Going Wild or
Wilder yea, And he.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Used to shoot this ship and then he was like, man,
fuck this ship.

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
I don't know what I want to do no more.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Nobody was picking up the show right, And then he
was like at one point he was like, I think'm
gonna sucking start filming this fucking this, this Repo ship it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
And I was like that's a fucking horrible idea.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
But like, but like popular, I've seen the movie and
I was like, what pakful, You're a fucking moron.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
And then it just takes off becomes a gaza man.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
I was like, dog, lookie, that's a stupid idea though,
who would watch something like that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
And then I quit And then like a month later, fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
I was like, what the fuck? No way, it was
all around here too, right, Like my dad was.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Like on episode ten or something like people he reputed
my dad's car on and then he also reputed my
truck in real life, dog.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
By his business. Okay, so the show, okay, so the filming,
that's a true story. I'm not even look at it
up looking up. Was it kind of like, uh, you
guys would do uh, what's it called? Reenactment of what
actually happened real life? Some of them were real so
some of them were like, Y don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
I mean obviously the one my dad wasn't right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
But because I saw Homie George Wayne's car got told
and one of them and they started choking them out.
But I'm like, yeah, and there was something that went viral.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Yeah, well, you know, I guess YouTube viral eventually, you know,
but yeah, I mean I think that should still syndicated
to this.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
It is. They have a channel. Sometimes I put on
a ninety I just to laugh because it's nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Yeah, his sister.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
But yeah, man, she used to cut my checks. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
I remember there was a comedian and he had a
joke about being a being a He goes, man, I
actually reap a motherfucker's car all day long. Man. Sometimes
man will reap his car and wait for him be
highest and want to see the reflections. The one time
I took this fucking motherfucker's car at a edit my funeral. Yea,

(01:15:53):
they walking around crying this ship O Mama, that's the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
I couldn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
That's a perfect cut to, bro, perfect cut to Oh
mama was with them the mother fucking man, mother fucker.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
But when you keep saying it, man, he goes man,
your mom she got a ride.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
That's why I couldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
I remember fucking picking up cars at seven am. The
kids were with their backpipes, what's going on? And walked
today they crying.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Yeah, they didn't show out those parts I would love
to see on the tab, Bro, Like a bunch of
kids to getting ready to go to six Flags and
the car was.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Fucked up, sucked up, and like we did it. Their
toys are inside the cars? Did it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Bro, He's no sketch about that. I did it from
the dark side of the man, just dog.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
We had a friend, a comedian friend that he broke
into the what's called the junkyard and drove his car
out of the pick your partner one yes, man, Bro,
he's manning so like they tore his car and then
sam off the field he snuck in and then he
fucking just ran.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
And the worship of those black and white motherfuckers, the
black and white tae trucks, wasn't they call black and white?

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Yeah? You know what, you can't negotiate with that drug driver, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Fucking thirty days, budd, he come pick your fucking car
thirty days and then they'll sell them fucking twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
That's who watch stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Will be like, oh yeah, it's gonna be at WoT
stuff tomorrow and like what have one more day?

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
Yeah? Now it's fucking leapyer.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Federal and they charge you like what one hundred bucks
a day? Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Yeah, it's man like three thousand food of the cars
worth fifteen hundred dolls with the fuck it there what
I've been.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
That's what happened to my bowl, wo bro, with the
spike of death. They told it twenty five hundred dollars.
That's it, man, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Bake it. Yeah, that ship you can't even see that
food's face and ship for.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
I'm one of those.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
People to tell you, man, you still do house parties?

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Do I do? I still do house parties.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
Actually just did like a little house the other day
for one hundred and fifty people that sold out.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
You did a privately you did a private comedy show
winning put backyard Boogie. Food. The lights went out during
the like during the food.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Like open opener was up there food, the lights went out,
and I was like everybody was like, it's cool, just
keep going, and the homie just kept going.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
Like the lights went out.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
The little you know, a little speaker system went out
everything and the foods like literally like like the the
house is running around and was just connecting ship, hitting
the fucking the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Switches was running around.

Speaker 8 (01:18:52):
You're a generator, like like he's about he has five
more minutes paneled out and do a show at that
bro and you one of the common here with cannot
deal with something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
You gotta watch that fucker bomb.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
He can't. He can't deal with the micro He can't
deal with the fucking speakers don't work. You can't deal
because they went so he starts he was already bombing,
not ready to. But there's a reason he's bombing now, right,
And then they fixed the microphone and everybody else kills
So you gotta have there was sitting by the pool.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Go back out there and be like, yeah, I'm gonna
listen to this ship again.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Re read what you're gonna repeat the jokes that weren't
funny with with no Now you're gonna be louder with them.
We heard the jokes when you were saying and you
you want you want the neighbors not too loud?

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
He now the cops. Now you want to bomb? Now
the jokes are on HD homie.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
You know I'm the house party brow where people got
up and went to another room.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Bro let me eat the cake.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Bro the dad you have to chair. The dad or
some uncles that like the comedy gets up, Let me
not there. This ships over it and then you you
can't and the head like that in the house party,
you can't tell you how to funk off grabs a
gun from the living room.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
There's no security.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Take care of this atrocity. Cousin, you can't run to
the green room.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
And I'm sorry, because what do you want to say?
I'm sorry, man. We must be in his bedroom and
she was me and me and what's the name? We
did a show like that, uh in the valley, Bro,
seventy five bucks each in the living room, Bro, forty
me and Edwin. Oh really it was his gigs, Bro,

(01:20:41):
they hired him. I went to first brod Bro. They
had everything. Bro, It's not like it's not like a house.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
The house like, we're good food.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
It's not like some of the house felt like somebody
got like a two bread with butter and then sprayed
all over the walls.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Bro, your bread house good.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
That's when I bought her.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Like, the lady gave me a hug and you could
tell that everything that comes out of her hands is delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Midas homie. Oh detail.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
She was all happy that lady she met, She had
met the comics at the lack Factory.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
You want whatever doing the private game, guys?

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
All right? Seventy five bucks?

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Okay, would you like a little fifteen minutes? Ten minutes
and the thirty dog fuck opening with thirty that's instant.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Oh yeah, Bro, come on those those back hair parties
are fun.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
We were in the living room. It's a three hours
shown those two comics, but there was someone you were
doing a house party that lady's house with the Romans
or Romos. They set up the little living room on
a little stage.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Yeah. I've done a lot of house parties. Were like
they set up so nice and they have a they
have like a tackle guy, like.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
That's the one I did.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
I did something that was similar to that, like like
a bar and sw like it was like a little
backyard fucking club, you know, dude. But she hit the fan.
There was no power right there, like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
It was raining offside, bro, And they gave an umbrella,
get after buddy, And I was out there with a
microphone umbrella, bro, hoping that you get electrocuted for a
hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
One hundred bucks. Those are fun. I like house party
comedy shows.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Was where when you're the house party, bro, and then
you hook up on somebody there, you gotta go to
somebody room?

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
Are you late to so many years going on and.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
You're having sex.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
You can see all the little kids trophies, that's your trophy.
I don't live here either. It was a house party
where black dude, Game's friend. I wanted to in the house,
not even leaving either. I came with a headliner. You

(01:22:58):
ever been in a carbros comedians driving back from a
gig and one of them in the car stuck dig
that night? Oh yeah, yeah, he's a driver.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
No, it was me. I think I think I was
that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
I was like, just say, everybody's talking about their sad
cool dog. Hey, the moon's good, nobody's helping.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Me, tager, anything.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Like, get rid of that whole sad big dog.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Okay, never mind, I'll just sit in the back full
my thoughts, suicidal ones fas it was horrible dog. Jeez, man,
when you bomb, it's just like a man, you like,
the world is just fucking like question everything in existence.
You're like, just stopped it right now, just stop the
bleeding man.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Stopped. When did I know?

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Like, it's hard for young coms to realize they're bombing
in the beginning because they're super excited. But when did
you were, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
I'm thirty nine, I'm self aware of dog.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
I knew when I was.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
And how does this start? Brothers start out with no
laughs right away or just like building over to the bottom.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Do you think yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah wait one
of them was not too long ago.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
You're actually doing that club. I saw the flyer.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Catalina Barbriell' I can't even hear that name.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
He didn't do good there? What for you?

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
I walked in there was it's nothing demographic dog. Okay
my comment at this point, it's very demographic.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
You gotta live.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
You gotta live past those seven that fucking up. You
gotta live by the fucking one eighteen Hodie and.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
The girl that was like the first dude goes up
there fucking crushing it. All the white people are loving it.
I don't remember her name, her name, and and then
the girl comes, oh yeah no, So I got bumped
because she was like, hey, someone's gonna come, and she
wants to go first.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
She has a kid.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
And I was like, bitch, I got four of them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Pull that ship and I was all right, and she's
fucking murdering dog. She went over like seven minutes. She's
just killing the dog. And as I'm walking she introduced me.
I'm walking up and she's like coluck, She's love. I
look with these people and I was like, dude, you
just fucking murdered it. And I went out there food
and I just felt the vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
Two foods got on their phone immediately dog immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Who you were?

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Oh, they weren't even fucking with it. They were just like,
who the fuck is this guy? Man?

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
Whenever I started bombing for I going to like concert
hosting mode and ship I'm like, ladies, make some fucking noise,
and then your defaults and all the fucking six year
old ladies were like, I don't want to make noise.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Like I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
It was like couples makes noise, right, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Like I started just throwing all kinds of fucking concert
and nothing was hating fun. I think I did like
two three jokes and then like you can see the
sweat coming.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
I felt that that's the worst starts coming on.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
Like I'm not even when I get nervous for I
get caught in mouse, I was like, and it got
it got pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Fuck did I come to be in three weeks? But
it's good Catalina fucking Jazz Club.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
I'll be there. I'll be at the Catalina Jazz Bar. Yeah,
goodluck April twenty second, she with andman.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Oh hell, I'll do that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
That fucking lineup is sick.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Yeah, damn, I'm good. I remember. Yeah one time my
bombs so bad at the improv. I remember like I
was a hunger. I see yah, he didn't he didn't.
He didn't even want to talk to me. And I
was just ride home, bro, like like bomb, I bomb, Bro.
I remember I was young, and then like so I
said a joke and I currently cover after because like
this guy in the front was just like what the
you said? Because I was like, you guys, do you
guys ever? I'm a young do you guys ever? Wonder

(01:26:42):
bloods and crips have casual fridays. And then the guy
in the front, would you say whole mealing? And I
guess he don't know if he was a blood or
a crib And then I just curr't cover after that, bro,
it was about that truce. Yeah, It's always that one
moment where you're like I'm fucked. Yeah, I'm fucked.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
And after my there's like like once people see the
fucking vulnerable ship going down here, yeah, like once you
start giving them the eye, like I gotta get on,
you start going. Once you start just playing with the
corn and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
From it's pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Yeah, your feet have to your feet have to be
planted on stage, bro, like you're you're like you've been
doing this forever. Man, your feet to do with the set,
Your feet has to be standing on strong.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
You can't be up there pran scene. You have to
stand up strong, up there with your feet. Bro, telling
those jokes, it shows confident.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
Yeah. I think we talked about this too, Like the
worst is like when somebody bombs so bad but they
get off stage's get pussy, like, let's go fucking drink. Yeah, no,
going about think about this with a dude throws He's like, man,
you're doing great.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
You know, I think I got off early.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
He was like, are you doing twelve? I'm doing six?

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
And then got the time and hey one minutes, Like
where's a light?

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Throw me a flashlight? Then he break it's been a minute.
But it was horrible. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
Yeah, I can't do nothing, just keep going, keep I mean,
just feel the time. But I mean, the bomb is
a bomb.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Take us there, bro.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
The dude, it was at the fucking it was at
the sunset over there in Austin. Dude, just from the
first joke, nothing they weren't. Yeah, but it was we
were at Rogan's Club, but then I went over there
do it in between, and but I just fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
I just marched through that set. Gonna hear it, but
still like not how you want it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
I mean, you know, I didn't lose a composure or anything,
but it's just like nobody's you know, maybe a little
on the back.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
When you left that fucking shoulder. You tell yourself, fucking
crowd full of comics.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
No I thought I thought that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
But still I was just like, even if you can't
get those fools, you're like dig I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
But yeah, that was That was a whole horrible. That
was a long minute.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
Like I didn't even stay inside, Like I literally changed
the mic with the next comic. I went over there,
grab my water, walked out to smoking ship and some lady.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Was already out there. She was a tough crowd. I
was like, shut up here, like she came out. It
was so bad. She's like she had a smoking cigarette.
Do not long. But yeah, but those are the fucking moments.
Was that comic bro that killed it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Ellie Wang? She has two kids though, huh nah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
This girl had just had a kid. General, it doesn't
even matter. It didn't matter. When you're not prepared, it's
always like sometimes it's like you, I rather not leave
an impression than need a bad one.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Yeah, at that moment, I was like, Yeah, bad impression
is the lasting pressure on time. That's what I'm saying.
You know, I'd rather be like I'm good. One time
I bomb so bad. I didn't want to master me
because I don want to please myself. I didn't feel
like I deserved it. Bro, Michael Ship, so say every

(01:30:19):
thing said you said.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Bounce so hard, bro. My lady took off with the
merch Guystead.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Folded her up.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
She hooked up with somebody in the meeting greet. She
looked up with a fan and a meeting greet. Damn,
not even your fan, you're a fan. You're a bit
of a show bro. Where you bomb and your daytails.
You suck on the way home.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
That's the worst that was in Vegas. My girl told
me it was my first show on stage. It's fucking
Tyson Fury is.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
In the crowd.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Fernanda bar gets dog uh Andy Ruis had just won
the Damn that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Yeah, it was like what three four maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
Like the Channel Island Boys, the.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
Boys. Everybody was sucking there boxing Royalty.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Was there a bunch of people Dog you got knocked
the fuck ut outdoor two pm?

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
Ninety eight degrees or time the two pm show. Dog
camps were getting up and walking it. That's my first
show ever done the traffic.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
No, no, hell no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
This was like a lot for randomly off the grid,
off like off the grid in Vegas. It wasn't even
like on the strip. It was just off the off
the grid.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
It was like it was a community give back Martin
drive like yeah, like you like you can see the
strip and ship, but it's kind of far, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
And it was my first time ever doing it four
years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
People were you at the at the marad now brought
the shallow in casino.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
That was bad Sam's town.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Yeah, but all the tides have turn, gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
Have turn. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Yeah that's good man jazz bar. Yeah, you learn from those,
I mean ship. Yeah, I want to just not go up.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
Or sometimes there's keep your spot, having a harder to
come through where you're at having emergency big or I
remember so like a couple of weeks ago, I got
booked to do like a tattoo convention because the guy's
a fan, you know, and sometimes and I was like,
you know what, I gotta say no to some gigs
because it was a fun gig, but nobody's paying attention.

(01:32:31):
People a getting tattooed. You know, I'm talking to like,
so I'm talking to the crowd. After that, I just
like started talking to like the people had tattoos. But
I was just like, bro, like you go sometimes, you know,
you can't be any gigs. Also, Homeboy paid me months ahead.
He was wasted. Not only that ship money was waste.

(01:33:01):
The money was the deposit and the money. And then
when I went there, I felt like I was doing
it for free because I was getting you pid already.
I was like, I was hoping they're like like a bonus.
Fucking yeah. Bro. Shout out to Manny from the Tattoo Con.

(01:33:21):
It was. It was a fun event, but like I'm
just like people were getting tattooed there. I was only comic.
I was just had to like be I didn't bring
I brought. I brought people on stage. I just got
their tattoos and I was talking. So I kind of
made it about the audience.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
Even if he would have had an opener, would have
given the money batter commedian and you already.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
Took a chauff you drove there. Yeah, I got. I
got a hotel for two nights. But you know what,
when I once I got the groove of the first night,
the next night, I brought people up. I was talking
to them about their tattoos, and I was just making
like jokes about the tattoos so like. But sometimes you
guys say no to some gigs. Bro, Oh fuck yeah

(01:34:03):
a lot of times. Yea. Anyway, I turned one out
there any gig right there?

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Bro, When I when I when I when I hold
the trump?

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
I was supposed to host the whole show, brom and when.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
I get there seventeen hours and just bro, when I
get there, they said, nah, man, you're going to bring
up these four bands the next thing, you know, nah man,
just do five.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
But the stage managers wasn't keeping the time.

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
Getting long, right, I'm doing ten and then I'm my
first joke, Bro, off the box packed there one white boy, hell, goddamn,
one white guy in the audience, and ship anybody search
this guy, you know for weapons? Everybody start laughing some
ma run now bro laughing, listen Latin next and that's

(01:35:03):
the reason, the one because because people who don't say
Latin nicks, they could, they could they compare them. They
considered themselves closer to a mega guy than a LATINX person.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
Yeah, bro, that's how far.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
That's how far it went bro with Latin X and
latinos that the Latin Latino who were not for LATINX
and Latin next went over. They just couldn't. They just didn't.
They didn't, you know what I mean, that's what they separated.
The lady got said, but it was the lady was
god offended, brou and she went on and she wanted
to tell the people from top PCLIA that why they

(01:35:40):
booked me. They're supposed to be a safe place. They're
making fun of Marana and he's making fun of a
white guy there every once, you have a right to
be here.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
Why did they pick him out right? That's the yeah bro.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
So she was like so I So, I was like
what And I was like I want to I want
her to be one of those people. That's bitch, you know,
not much I got paid for this show. I could
deal with your criticism.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
At this moment.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Hey, and know the ones that paid those the ones
that hurt the most, corporate games that pay a lot.
You go home, You go home feeling like not like
a comedian. Hey, what about I want to make two
hundred dollars bro in a real comedy club. Brother, do
one of those gigs.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
Those fucking Wild Dog fourteen and a half thousand people? Though?
What about that yea you did with Johnny where people
got crazy? Yeah, people got.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Oh man, the show in DC broke or a bunch
of They raised money for Latinos, you know, for politicians
for Latino they want to get into politics or get
into government. It gets called they groom them to get
into like a to be like a senator or whatever,
any any political job.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
So all the money goes for that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
So Johnny does this joke about sexual stuff, and then
I go up there, bro, and I do that joke
about my mom getting beat up by my dad, and
I get off the stage, and everybody had their own
secret service security guard or from the Puerto Rico. He goes, hey, man,
we need to get out of here. Bro, you got
pissed off some big wigs right now?

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
Yeah like that?

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
Bro, Hey bro, we need to get the funk out
of here. What's going on just because you're you and
your your friend. He pissed off some big wigs, the
little one. They want you off the stage already. Man,
I was dying back there. Man, they might want me out.
So then food took us all through the black, through
this dark area to leave, to leave, and then we

(01:37:39):
run into the people.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
He goes, oh, Shire, there's some people here. We're talking.
We're talking to somebody, and.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
Then people were rushing us, so they wanted a picture.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
Bro. Just thought they were gonna beat me up or something. Imps.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
Then we go back to the hotel. We're there and
we didn't see nobody from the gig.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
Then finally everybody starts showing up and then they look.
They walked talked about you got too good to go
have dinner for with us? Oh, sure you have too
good to go hang out. Afterwards, I thought they didn't
like us, dragged us down there.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Yeah, did you buy Johnny a suit for that ship? Yeah,
it looked like you found those shoes like that would
be like Michael.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
We went to we went to suit Fellas in downtown
and we got some badass suits for this gig dog
because we want to get kicked out. We want to
get kicked out in style. We want to go out
like an African congo dandy. So this fool will wearing
tennis shoes probably for that gig. Right, nice suit. So

(01:38:45):
later on, Bro, we were in Colorado and there was
a wedding, Bro, like an Indian wedding. And I don't
know if you've been to an Indian wedding. That's just talking.
It's like a four day event. So there was some
fucking random shoes that some Indian guy left, Bro, because
I guess he wanted to death barefoot. Stay a bro,
both that's all your size, Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
It was he came up Bro. That game, Bro looks
like Charlie Chaplin and ship. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
He kept the shoes. Yeah, when you're a kid, really
to the trash cans?

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
Yeah, I collect the cans, hey, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
People laugh at you how on the way home from
high school or junior high picking up a can on
the way home. But when you got that, I skream.
Everybody wanted to know buy it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
It was for a famous star.

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
I used to right around the corner from uh from
Cross Junior and then that's what I would do. I
would just get the fucking I would go collect about
you know, one hundred and fifty cans.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
I would like steal him from the backyards. Bro. I
would go in and just fucking back.

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
Yeah, left while I was sorry to tell you about
fucking four hours, but yeah, I would get it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
That's true story. And you threw you were part of
a party crew, right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Yeah, yeah, look the canisters recycle, Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
People made money right, like doing like throwing those parties,
those events. Yeah the teenagers.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
Huh yeah, I had I had a tank and was tanks.
I was making what about two hundred and fifty balloons
that three bucks?

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
What the fuck? I was making like almost like yeah,
six hundred bucks to.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
Night, Bro, you've been watching toll so that never happened.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
But I remember high school.

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
My dad was the jungle juice from the window from
the then window that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Your dad was in it too, Leader WHOA.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
I went to a house partner our leader, Bro, and
we're doing a fandom comedy and had to leave brother.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
That was rough. That was all that was too bad though.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
But yeah he was a balloon and told it was
five bucks a balloon?

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
How much would it be?

Speaker 3 (01:40:42):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
I think I was doing like, yeah, one for three
or two for five type of ship.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
You know, people didn't lightening up. Huh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
People just lighting up for a little balloons.

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
I had a couple of foods, like literally fucking boom,
hit the tank.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Food cracked their fucking hands and the whole balloon. They
took her just a little hit the whole thing. You know,
just try that clock.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
He saw the concrete. You have shows coming up locally,
you tell us.

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
No, we just did a pop up yesterday. Have flappers.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
I don't think we have nothing locally right now though, downy.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
But well that's what that's like. April twenty fifth of Houston.

Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
Uh yeah, man, we're in We're in Phoenix this weekend.
Man at the stand up Live this weekend. We got
one show on Friday, one show on Saturday, and then
that's that's That's pretty much it from now dog, I think, Yeah,
I mean the rest of the stuff. We're going to Indianapolis.
We're going to what is Indianapolis as San Louis and
ship Dog some other ship that's not that's not. But
we got a few dates coming up, you know, we

(01:41:36):
just yeah, yeah, So it's April eighteenth and nineteenth, Phoenix,
April twenty fourth and downy April twenty sixth a Lina's
Albuquerque made second through third.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
We just added some more dates made.

Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
For Dinnapolis Helium.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
Yeah nice, Yeah, I have one of that place club. Yeah,
people showed up.

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
Yeah, I love Indianapolis.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
I did it. I did it last year.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Just trying to see the do it last year?

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
This?

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
Okay? No, yeah, I did it actually Indianapolis and St.

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
Louis. Bro, you know decent little read something crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:42:05):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
Have you been to Fort Wayne, Indiana?

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
Right up right into the hotel where they where they
keep you at. If you walk outside, next time you
ever go there? Right outside, Bro, that's Mexican restaurant. I
guarantee you you got to go there, you.

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
Said, Fort Wayne, Indiana. Yeah, I haven't been there.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
You guys been there Fort Wayne?

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
All that we with the worst Mexican food.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
See it's fucking ring. He's trying everywhere for Wayne. Oh wait,
we were walking around like and we look weird. Just
I always say comedians are always like a weird bunch
of friends because we look like the fucking guards of galaxy. Like,
how the do you guys know? Random?

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
It's super random. It is tall guy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
For Wayne, that horrible. Yeah, that's when we went to
the mall. So was no, no, no, no, no, I'm
thinking about an that's that one time we went to
best Buy. But that was in for Wayne.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
I was yeah, yeah, you had a you had a
hot dog right there at that fuck at that at
that Carnegie of Dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
Yeah, yeah, we went, we went there meetings and we
went there. Yeah, that's that's for Wayne, That's for Wayne.
Oh yeah, I remember that Mexican food was terrible, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:43:18):
I was a Mexican food and remember, yeah, dude, but
that was like they were laundry money and that motherfucker Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
But having fucked that in Milwaukee, Bro went to that
like a Danny's, a local Danny's. Waded fucking to almost
two hours to even get our ship or to even
get our ship started. The cook there wasn't even people
that been fifteen twenty people in the fucking restaurant, the cook.
It was just the lady taking the orders and the
food cooking. That motherfucker went in the bathroom and locked

(01:43:45):
himself for an hour and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Dog. They're trying to get him out.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
Really, and I should have known, whether I should have
known it was a bad spot when they asked you
to pay before you fucking get your food. What was
like it was a sit down, like man, imagine going
to Denny's, but they asked you to pay.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
When you order. They probably use people dining dashing, yeah, yeah,
yeah right, but it was with house.

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
I was like, no, my man's been fucking di du
locked himself for now and thirty minutes that I put
she like she didn't know how to cook all the ship,
so she was trying.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
To figure it out.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
You know. Oh, she was losing that. People were fucking screaming.
There was I think like a sexy red concert had
just happened food. So it was like gangle fucking he
was out of control.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Dog. But it was one hundred and thirty dollars for
so I had to I wanted to wait. I was like,
I'm not gonna leave. That's one hundred and thirty bucking dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
Dog, Like you went up there to help her cook.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
And I said, no refunds too.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
Can you believe it? But yeah, and that has way
one hundred and thirty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:44:39):
They were like, no, no refunds. I was like, what
the fuck you mean? Like the dudes locked in the
fucking bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:44:43):
I need my money. Jerry was Jerry was.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
Jerry had a fucking hood ache or like always, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
A fucking headache, and uh, Duno was hungry as fuck
and we were just sitting there trying to Duna was
the he was bad.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
I was losing his fucking ship dog. I mean, waiting
for three hours. It's nuts for fucking Denny's, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
And then oh no, no, I mean the worst part
is gonna give you the number to call for the
reef on like ye call at six am? When when
when the owner gets you, I'm like, I was like,
now I'm away for my food. Dog, don't make that
fucking hash brown pederl Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
Get away for that steak and eggs, bro, just go
grab it. What some full podcast would you go?

Speaker 5 (01:45:23):
You have shows coming up to twenty six with this
food at the Comedy Club of Kansas City.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
Thursday, and this weekend I'll be in San Diego Leo
Thimas and then uh single my weekend, I'll be at
the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club in Vegas. Yeah, man, that's dope.
May twenty fifth, I'll be headlining San Jose improp so,
come on down. What May twenty fifth?

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
Twenty fifth that ho was the improvol and.

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
The next days after that's me Memorial Day or it's
a holiday or something like that. So what's up, Fool?
Take it over?

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
But for listening to the What's the Fool? Podcast? Take
you for fabulous guests Concrete Live, Rodrigo tourist, Martin Wrizzo.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
Don't forget this Sunday History for Fools with Bush Escobar
and Felippes Barza. We'll be talking about history of Code Cereal,
but we're gonna be talking about Marjorie Post and her
father C. W. Post and doctor Kellogg and the feud

(01:46:24):
with his brother and let you get too many details,
but we'll see you on Sunday mornings. Good one for
the History Fools. Thank you very much for listening.

Speaker 1 (01:46:33):
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