Ep 527 - No Guest

No guest today. Just Felipe, Martin, and Rodrigo.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:27):
What's Up?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
What's Up? Full podcast? Felippe Sparser right here wearing his
track suit legendary tracksuit with his brand new Adidas check
them out. And man, if you're a shoe guy, you
wish you had these right now? Boom, that's right. Collaboration, baby,
a collaboration. And these are the type of shoes that

(00:52):
I could only wear sitting down. We're gonna make a
right a step on his right left left right foot.
It hurts the hell, little man.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
What's up? Brand with the star is that?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I don't know, Bro, We'll still with one shoe herding
the other shoe dog hurting.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Is it the foot of the shoes?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well, so when I bend with my right foot to
walk right here, it feels like there's a balbucle in there.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh, I know what you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Hear me all right? Maybe by going in and out, one.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Foot's tighter, bro, I mean one foot's bigger.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
One foot's always half a size bigger.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I know what you mean? Sometimes right, why?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Or maybe the tongue is kind of twisted in where
it kind of hits you hard.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
My right foot's twelve, my left foots eleven and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Let's blame him on the fucking terrace, Homie.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
When I walk on these shoes, man, like, this is
the right The left one is fine, man, but the
right one, it's just a hurry right away. Man. So
I know that these shoes are going to be shoes
that I'm going to be walking around airports showing off.
These are shoes that I'm gonna gonna wear it on
a podcast or if I do a show that's only
ten minutes long, just to stay just like, just for looks.

(02:01):
I'm not gonna have no man, I'm gonna die wearing.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
These turtle shell adas.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Give him to a fighter gathered me like a guy
who size twelve but his right foot is fourteen, and
he could just wear them, get them off loose.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I know, guy. I heard of a famous comedian that
has people breaking their shoes.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
The shoes, Yeah, Joe Coy. I heard that. I heard.
I heard that. I saw a video where Joe Koy
had those Air Force one hundreds or or Jordan's whatever
he has, and he said that he wears them all
the way till he gets a scuff. You know, the
little scratch you get, the little wrinkle you get in

(02:40):
when you when you bend your tennis shoes. Once he
gets a crease, he stops wearing them and gets brand
new ones.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
So where do they go to the museum or somebody gets.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Them I don't know. Probably give them to one one
I don't know, but he doesn't wear them with a
with a wrinkle on the shoes. He bro our shoes.
So they start really like sandos. Bro.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I feel on the ground on the floor, like, uh.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
What them to pay for tennis shoes? Right now?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
The most probably one hundred dollars, like.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
One forty bro and I had to order ahead of time,
and they were were worth it. But later on dog
Buffalo dropped to fifty Damn dude, that's how horrible shoes
you got.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Them in the beginning though, That's why because Skatie should
have wait a little bit. Skat's shoes they don't cost
that much, but like the most they do, they all
happen and now they are but I go to Ross
to get them, you know, but fucking I remember, Uh,
Probably the most expensive shoes I had was my friend
He gave me some Jordan's he had, and I fucked.
I give him to Johnny and he fucking like.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Look up a wall Bonner Adida shoes. These shoes canvas. Bro.
When it first came out, there were three hundred and
twenty five, goddamn, but then they dropped to two fifty
and I finally got them or under one hundred. Not
those they're canvas. They don't make them no more. They're
like hard to get now, damn dude, they're made of canvas. Yeah,

(03:57):
they're not even there because hard to find now, Okay,
right there, the one that says Nizza, Nizza, nizz right there,
nizz The one that says, now is that whatever up
there above the purple one? It says right above sneaker?
Up there, right above sneaker, They say sneaker and then
they says, I don't know what they say. It's Jersey

(04:19):
Wales wells Bonner Bro.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
That green one right above, No, not that one, it
will go back, not that one.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Whe They were say, nizz ou, what if that stay
up there?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
These original wales up.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
There say sneaker that it says Jersey taking on that
shoot right next to Jersey Benisa, Yeah, cooking lose.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Was they're nice? Man is a football player or something?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Ie the shoot?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
So right there, Nisa, Yeah, clicking like up you know,
I'll show you.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, man, I'm you wait the mic. I can't even
don't talk without the magic. Okay, right, they're clicking that
one is that?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Hey? Those look like you're expensive though, du Yeah, look
like two shoes in one. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
So those like there are not those we'll go back anyways.
But they're like they're not even up there, Broke, They're
that good. They're called Wall Barner what you call Wales
Bonner Whales Bonner canvas shoes, Bro, And they're like, I
only warm ones, bro, let me tell you about feel uncomfortable, dog.

(05:38):
So I bought them, bro, And I also have another collection. Bro.
They're called Team see Zoo Adidas from that movie Life Aquatic.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Okay, like you know what those are soccer shoes, but
they're all narrow in the front.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Probably even know there were soccer shoes, Bro, Adidas.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's that's how they started.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
So those are soccer like like the world's like they're
those campus shoes are pretty much soccer shoes with the cleats.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah. That one's samba.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah even what's his name was had from that movie
Fucking Doctor. That's all skinny.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Now how about yours? Bro? What those causes are John Morrans.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
They're in retail for one forty, but I got them
for seventy nine.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
What John Morance.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
The Nikes on shoes about a buck forty the most, the.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Most, But you were like waiting for those foods to
come out.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
You gotta wait on sales.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Ship.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
I went on that Nike sneaker one to get the
new Jordan's, but they didn't pick mys.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
How much worthy?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Those were a buck forty?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, it's crazy, you know.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
They as soon as you buy them for a buck forty,
so out the door somebody will pay three huh.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, if you get them when everybody wants them, because
the new the new Kobe's are that way. Also, that
full booker from Phoenix gets a bunch of shoes and
those ones like, they'll buy them for one forty and
then retail them at four.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
How about you you just wait for that slop me
to open to get back.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
I just I gotta I got what what's it called?
I mean, I go to skates last skate shops.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
You have cells, they overby and ship and then you
get them cheaper at the end when nobody has them.
It's always those sizes of you know, those odd sizes,
so like, uh, I'll.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Go to skate shops and like after yeah, like a
couple of months, so go down and then I mean
they have some good because like new balances. They got
into the skate game pretty late. And I'm gonna tell
you they probably make the best skates shoes right now, bounce, I.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Was gonna just tell you real fast, just not just
like shoes. How old you go back?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Is?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
A van used to be twenty five bucks and the
og the Chuck Taylor's were nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Back in the day, those things.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Are eighty bucks.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Now these these are actually hard to find, not up,
but just to I don't skate these because these are
so you know, the classic bands.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
These are the only like you don't see these.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
These are no they're all canvas.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, so they don't make these anymore.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
So I don't skate them because ship at since twenty nineteen.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I damn, because you count from here.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
You can't fight these anymore, you know, so like, yeah, what.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Are you gonna say?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Fullwed these are swayed because you know it's got the
classic band look, you know, like the candles, But.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
These are the only sweat ones, right.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
That's the o g Vans right there.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, yeah, I saw this when I was at Eric
Andre's party. There was a guy there named Lance. He's
the director. He directed a lot of jackasses, a lot
of HBO specials, bro, a lot of music videos that
who has some Adidas and I looked them up.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
There were five hundred dollars shut the really.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, they were grateful dead Jerry Garcia, Look for the
Grateful Dead, Jerry Garcia Adidas. They're five hundred dollars and
they and they're like it looks like they're suede and
they have like cherry clock but very thick, kind of
like Jerry Garcia's curly hair. And look it up Jerry Garcia,

(08:46):
the comedian, the musician. Adida Adidas. Yeah, bro right there,
you had those orange ones.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Those are the Nike ones. I think the ones on the.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh the ones that Adida there Ada want.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
To think, damn, dude, but you can find some good
Damn you can find some.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Really good shoes. Are kind of like that. They make
a h what's it called the collapse dude?

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Because I saw some Pacifical and fucking any shoes at
the skate shop.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
They didn't know.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
I pacifico and the colors. They have the Pacifical thing
and like, I'm like, dude, those are sick, dude.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Nobody buys.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
They're only going to make one version of them, so
those are gonna be rare forever, dude.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
But when they when they do they when they do
collabse with graffiti artists, it's.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, there's a Pacific bad as the fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
You're like, Bay, there's a bad ass even a to
fifty ten and a half.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
I'll try to find them at a skate shop shoe box.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
That's bad, that's atypical box. Yeah, dude, they have some
no man shoes. I saw those reasons that Barr Simpsons though.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, totally, that little color scheme there.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
They're not ki, but they're not. They're not fucking though.
I have some somebody. I have the the towey bro
from South Park, Adida. Those are blue ones and the
sun the ice turned red and h and the tongue.
There's a little pocket bro for a low board seat
that bro.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Do they still make them or make them? Bro about them?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
You like the towel, Yeah, and then right there, you
can't wear those for too long, bro, Stop raining put
them away, broke you suck them up and the shoe
strings because the low board seat that and then you
put it in there and then the shoe string are
little joints.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh yeah, we look on four to twenty and put
them away.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I don't know if you remember when they first came out.
I mean, we all did it, but I didn't get
chosen on that little raffle either.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Dude, Yeah, my knees for me.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
You know. Yeah, but she like she's a sneakerhead.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
She the head bro.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, man, there's a pro skater Asian guy for Nike.
And when the shoes released a lot of sneaker heads
were trying to get the shoes, but the skates were like,
you need to know how to do a kick club
before you buy the shoes.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Because they wanted to. Yeah, I know what if you
what if you can't walk? You know what if you're
like you have altrighters?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
You know.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Everyone see the collaboration that mister Cartoon did with Nike.
He made look at mister Cartoon Nike collab. He made
the he made the Nike swish pretty much, the shoe
loose like somebody designed it. And in San Quentin State
Penitentiary because he made the he made the tongue look
like a blue bandana, and Bro, he really drew a

(11:41):
lot of ship. Look at that. Those like you how
to find, bro, especially if you signed them.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, like the yellow ones those looking.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
There, he is those Cortes look hard.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Those do look hard. Bro, Damn dude with the alien.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
And those were there. Man, they fund him in TJ now, Bro,
but six ninety five dogs and imagine, bro, if they're
signed by Juice.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Hey, we're in Mexico, dude, and there's all these shoes
that they claim to have came out before Nike. And
they said, like the one of the guys from Nike
went down there and he saw and they're called so
p A n A M and they supposedly came out
like two years before Nike.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
They look at the remember like the first Nike. It's
like a runner shoe in between a runner shoe and
a soccer shoe.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Due, Hey, when you were a kid, that you ever
have bullshit ass yers like what they called, Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Those are it is a swoosh though. Bro, we went
to the store.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
In America right legal hit on the tariffs that show
that show we should wear those in support of immig
is Bro.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
That's a little Cardos.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
That's like a Nike, but then they crossed it out
no way check there is no ways bro.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
So yeah, we went to the shoe in Mexico City,
the Shoes Star Mexico City and they're like fun, They're
basically aful.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
They look better in the pictures. Yeah, they look they look.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Scrawny, food like like real wide pro wings like scats.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
See pro wings.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
That's an old school brand, you know, school cheap brand.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
And they step on you, bro, it's what else? Yeah,
they do, they're not.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
They were good back in the day. Now they sell
them at Marshalls.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
What is the street shoes? Ali street shoes.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Gear like those they were like want to be air
Force one kind.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Of Michael Jordan And remember when I'm Michael Jack. Look
for the Michael Jacks said Ali years they're probably worth
five hundred.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
I bet you can't get those, Dudel you're trying to
make a comeback a couple of years ago, but like
they're they're twelve hundred.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Yeah, man, Okay, Marcella has one of those.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, they told look like something shoes to wear. Yeah,
you have to have the steeze for that.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
To the goth club brou Wow shoe.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Huh those are rockets.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
And one of the Patrick Ewing original pony shoes costs
you think, I don't know, ye think it's a twelve hundred.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
No, a couple of hundred, because you probably can't get
him anything.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
He didn't have the pop hot. It was no, it
was not his.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
They were called I remember, I said mailman in the back.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Patrick Ewing was pony Hot.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Carl Malone is what I'm talking about, man, dude, what no, No,
just like uh.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Oh those are ponies.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Huh yeah, but won okay, so like you're talking about
air walks.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
There it is bro. I remember, I remember, I remember
foods were wearing those dogs, seen them. I didn't have any, Bro,
I wanted some. And who was the pump? That's rebunk pump,
rebunk pump, right, that was that was That was not
Michael Jordan.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
But I think they were competing against Jordan at that time.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh, Magic John said at the pump, Magic John, he
had converse. Nobody bought th ships.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
They said he messed up by not taking night.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
He fucked up.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
That came out in his little in the Lakers showing experience.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah. So even Larry Bird took the deal with fucking
mount with with with Converse hot it was hit the
green and yellow.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Ones, and then he had the purple and yellow.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah with a waist. Nobody wants those.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yeah, they had no vision for Yeah, that's a basic.
That's a basic basketball shoe though, and get those visions.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
And I think the original one was the Chuck Taylor
looking up original Dion Sanders Wachis nineteen ninety something. Those
were some badass shoes. Oh yeah, those kind of being
like I wish I had a pair.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Of retro since like the early two thousands.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
My brother that my brother had some green ones, Bro,
and they didn't You didn't even need shoelaces, Bro. It
just found like you slipped them on comfortable as shoes.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
And it fits. I think these new ones actually came
out a.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Little while ago.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
The vintage one, the vintage cheese sand that's primetime dog.
Now those were all right, man. You know what shoes
I used to have, Bro, I used to have the
fucking guy that used to play for the Bulls. No,
the other one he played later on it got hurt, Bro.

(16:32):
He was he was Rose. I had Derek rose Brooks
up Derek Rose basketball shoes. I used to bust those
out Bro to play the moment with you guys.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Oh fucking uh and uh okay, Derek Rose was the
business dogs the place called and it was at Holland Park.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
It was park I had become black Derek roses bro
park Bro where you playing?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I had those? I had those great ones Bro the
worse now.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah, Bucks, Walmart, prices awful, he had another one like
they were all red and black that were bad?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Ohful? How about the was the Latrous free Well with
a little wheel on the shoes our fucking wack?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
But I think who put those out full?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Not Airbnb?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Those and one dude right and my tripping, So the
Latrous Spreewell.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Went for Latrous free Well. Those were some whack ass shoes.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Though, Master P had a shoe. So when you're talking
about yeah that was spin broa what the what's they gotta.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Be eight hundred? At least they just Para and Ralphie
May Gabriel.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Around the street. It was like Champion, yeah, street League,
street ball.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, they were trying to make it.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Man, that I was up there with those free wells
are hard though.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Hard you laugh at those people wear those ships.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Now those looking you're running against somebody and your shoes
hit sparks and you know you're erasing somebody.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
The first Kobe's were Adidas, though, he.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Man when we had when we had those, when when
that comedian hooked everybody that was at once every comment
went at one time, everybody had them. They didn't no shoes.
You don't need shoelaces for those, right, Yeah, I think
he did because they didn't look for a one high
top white tennis shoes.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Is that one still around? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
I remember they used to and just whatever brown bottom
became that brand.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I didn't say no school skate brand's vision streets. They're
still around. Yeah, didn't they turn into Draven or something
for a while.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
They bank on the the bank on nostalgia. Bro, they
look like they look like Walmart shoes. They look like
Big five shoes now, Bro Sacks shoe came out in Walmart.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, yeah, I think that shit affordable for kids?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Thought them. That guy something stotam Meyer. Yeah, he made
his shoe available a Walmart, tour, Kmart and more. He
made a lot of money because a lot of people
all over the world bought his shoe.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
That's what I guess Shack's argument is too like low
Ki fucking killed it.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Low Key, everybody around the world bought his shoes more
than they bought Jordan's. At the time, Becau Jordan were
a couple hundred and fifty. His shoes were like sixty.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
And also to the Jordan shoes are like kind of
limited to a certain amount.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
I think about how much foot traffic does the Walmart
game compared to like a sneaker shoe.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
You know, hell, Bro, then you and if you're not,
like if you're selling that shoe and Walmart, you're from
that town. Sold out.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
You have a family, bro, and like your kids are,
you know, going back to school?

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Sell those You have to change the subject, bro. But
at my show guests was a memorabilia got brought to
the show time this who had Willie Barsenna's album. Bro,
look at Willie Barsenna's first albums. These are just jokes.
This fool had everybody's signature on it, even he had

(20:14):
Gabrol Willie and he had me now on that album.
He goes, they need these four guys, and I said, well,
it's gonna be hard to get this one. Yeah, that's
the way.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh he didn't have his Okay, look at that that's
green up.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah. No, Dean Austin, my god, So he has everybody's
signature right here, bro, except Ernie G and Dean Austin. Now,
so he's just so I told him, Bro, I told him. Well,
that comedian up there, up there to the write, his
name is Ernie G. You can find him performing in
high school. Was a CD CD Bro. And then then

(20:48):
there's Dean Austin. That's Gabriel right there with a big
much at it truth in life.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
And then there's me right there, Bro, look at me
swelding fo hell yeah bro, answer Hey, I like what
he's hair, bro, Yeah, he took it dog.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Look at this like Willie's hair, Bro, that's Willie's hair.
There is like after hair cover where hey, you want
to be the tough guy with long hair or the
business guy and they put it hair back.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
That was d that's been dig right there, Brook.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
That's good at Willy that came out like ninety seven seven. Bro,
I have that CD.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Man, Dude, what a legend.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
That's great if you play it back where he's saying,
g No, what's up?

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Bro, get my wife out of it, dog bro shut out.
Oh dude, you want to get that CD now, DUDEA
get Willie Bartena.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
And I'm telling him about that ship.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I bought that ship on Amazon thirteen thirty thirty days
to get here from China the terrorst.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Bro they got Who has the CD player right now? Honestly,
I don't have one.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I want him from China. Broak, Well you have one
result my car has us? Oh yeah, wait, yes, put
a CD into a car one time, like he went on,
if there's a CD player in your car right now,
that CD player has a CD that you didn't put
in there.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Man, Man, that's like that, Like CD players aren't that
popper anymore? I've never seen this part that's the back
of the CD.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Has a liner Ernie g falling asleep, the nottin and
willing up there. That's that's the bar. Yeah, how do
you get red Moreno to go to tortillas?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
That looks five hundred dollars in town, Bro?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
That does look Fromilli when we see that, it's that's
a window.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
That's the window brower. But you would have he goes
fucked that day, you'd be that's funny, little willies that
right there. Okay, foods will be bombing. Then a regulars
are like like gave like ro me. People who are
regular they'll be bombing and then they look over like
open that window, go this was out outside.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
That's dude, man, And what time Joe is bombing singing?

Speaker 2 (23:09):
And then it up bro, when when the Corey Honko
was up there, he said, this is a very humbling experience.
And then Daryl Heath was up there. He he this
is the night where a whack cass coffe would just
start hacking. Hell yeah, break bro. He brought the rocks
dog Daryld Heath shout out to him, man that that's

(23:31):
another That ship was funny. I remember that window, Bro,
nobody paid attention. You look out the window. Then the
neighbors do, he goes. He goes, man, have you heard they?
Because ay, because the ambul for you.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Hey, as long as the food comes up there and
starts begging for change.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Bro, that's only playing pro a full show, one sandal
and then a many And.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Those days when you guys tell those stories about there's
lines wrapped around five bucks.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
It was free and.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Monta bello and this was like you guys are bypassing
the traditional media.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
That's what they were complaining about. Five bucks.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah, when I met this food, they were already famous
in their own thing, like they were on TV.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Dog.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
It was like your own dog, but just in English.
So they were kind of like that ship was hot, Bro,
it was like dude, it was crazy. Basically guys are
like and that was like the set that was dude.
Fifteen years after Paul Rodriguez.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
We would get big comedians there, like like Sean Ways
or Park or Corey, and they always had they always
had to look like they were kidnapped to do that show.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I boot the comedian and that fool took the bus
from Hollywood bro to Montabello. Frank looking at the he
came from Melro So we'll tell me what Buddy took.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
So you have to So you have to go to
Sunset to take the free the bus that goes all
the way down Sunset to Travis. Then you got it's
in go all the way towards East l A. Then
you gotta walk over to Beverly and then catch the
other bus on Beverly.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
A better way, You fucking I don't know how you're
gonna make it, but you make it to downtown l A.
And they right there on Fourth Street or third Street
right there and Broadway, the mina badda bus stops right there.
That bastard will take you all the way to the mall.
But you could get off and you could get off Paramount,
you could get off on you can get off on

(25:27):
Manabattle Boulevard and Beverly and then catch the bus there
and get off on Paramount or get off of that.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I'm popular right there right in front.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Because also there's a bus that takes you from downtown
LA to Disneyland, which is not crazy one day back
and forth right.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, those people like they usuld go to the show.
I always feel like those foods are road but we're old.
They're older.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Sometimes they get up out of the wheelchair. But a
lot of people still go to these shows like they're open.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
It is.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
When he died, bro Bro, we were performing at the
movie theater. Oh, shout out to all the comedians that
were at the show. Rachel Weekend, Rachel Wolfson, Tony Dabas
and Leaky Chack. That fool's funny bro he from killed
Tony bro speed up daka Yeah, hell yeah, Bro, he

(26:22):
had a chance to be on squid Games in England,
but that what was said that and not let me
back in. He didn't go. And that's funny, Bro, And
that fool had no accent. He sounded like a Southern guy.
Really he was born so shut out to Enrique. He's
doing a little killed Tony tour with his kill Tony comedians.

(26:43):
He's been on twice or three times. That fool's funny.
And also Bro Sanchez, Bro, you know my there on stage? Yeah, Man,
Austin was badass. Bro. We were at the movie theater.
You were there with me with Ralph remember.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I solid So congrats man oh man, how is that?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh my god? Bro seven years old? Right, shout out
to par Rodriguez and looks good. Par Rodriguez showed up
to the show, Bro with no handcuffs, he said, he said,
they dropped out the charges. They're gonna hit I might
hit it with the biggest lawsuit ever for messing up
my name, man, disparaging me and he doing big words broke,

(27:31):
but they were dog So he's gonna come back on
the show and talk about it.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yes, perfect, So that.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
So Bro, They Jackson killed right, But this is crazy.
Where we were performing is called the Energy Arena, but
there's an energy center there, Energy Alamodrome. So we're run
next to the Houston alam Alam that fucking big as
dont with that Houston A big yeah ship that's perform

(28:01):
Tervist Card that is Carnival. Yeah. So it's all blocked
in this, It's all get it up, bro, Parls. Drina
is staying at the Holiday End seven blocks away. So
they told that food while you could just walk there, sir,
that food walks off human hot. You know, Houston gets
god damn so human.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
So food say, he had to climb a gate to
get in. He climbed a fucking seven foot gate and
then he saw this black man. Hey, man, can you
give me a ride? He goes, man' been working too long.
I can't give you a right. I'm gonna lose my job.
You just you just claim you just broke into this place.
I'm part of the show. Man. Oh listen, man, I'm
gonna turn that old man. I'm gonna turn my back. Man.

(28:40):
If you want, you want, If you're off, you're off.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
He shows up to the show swearing bro like he
was chased by Burdbank Police Department. Bro, he takes off
his T shirt. Bro, that's the fucking thirsty bro. I
food start drinking all the waters, Bro. He trains he
shot downs, uh one of those bubbles and then he
opens up the he opens up the fruit baskets started

(29:07):
eating all the blueberries.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Broke parched bro them.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Anyways, that fool Bro. He he took up fast to
the show where both Bundy and his homie to go
have tacos?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Shut up dog God damn.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
He goes who wants to have docs? Who wanted to
have tacos? And then like it was all tired Bro
from driving from He drove there from whatever he's from,
and Concrete was there with the manager. He didn't even
go into it. But the Easy Band killed Bro. The
Easy band and who else was there? Nate Jackson, Concrete

(29:44):
live Bro, Bro, Paul Riga that Foo climbed the gate.
But there man the Pig's a picture of fucking the
fucking both Bundy and Paul Driga. They went to the
Mexican restaurant and they have bad places. Bro. Fucking Rise
beans flout us gardeners, gardener was that juice and Rise

(30:08):
and beans and turn it up. Yeah, we have barbecue
for the for the green room for everybody. Bro. It's
different when you do these places that are arenas because
there's no green rooms. Bro, there's no green rooms. They
have to make a green room that they have to
actually set up curtains like this to make a green

(30:29):
room because the place is so big, there's no walls.
There's no walls. You have to make your own green.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Room to make your own cubicle there.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Basically, Bro, there's a lot of people at that show
in Houston. Bro, and then there was traffic and the
show came and late. I was the last food to
leave and the uber driver didn't want to get in
because it was blocked in.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
It's it's just like we were saying that one time
when the Times we don't shows with you and you you've.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
A headline, Uh, what's it called Padra Island? That fucking yeah,
that ship was crazy, dude.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Dude. It's a we're telling me you could do your
own fucking festival.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
They're like those fools were stuck on the bridge though
for a couple of hours that bridge, Bro, Dude.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
That's probably like, that's the first time I found out
that I mean that Texas has beaches, because like we
always saw about that show was like what forty five
hundred people, five thousand people, I.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Don't even want Texas. Texas has beaches, man, like some beaches. Man,
you step on seashells on that one, Bro, you step
on like bullet cartridges. You're trying to build a trying
to build a fucking trying to build a sand castle. Yeah,
well you gotta build you gotta build a whole chillery.

(31:45):
Ha ha ha ha because there's like a shell, there's
bullet shells all over the place, Bro, like a bunker, Yeah,
like a port or what Texas the only the only
play where you see a sea a sea, a sea crab.
Instead of having a kung shell, they having like a
like a shotgun shot walking on.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
A fucking a cowboy, Hay.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Galveston, Bro. Half of Galveston's spear is in the ocean, Bro,
from all the hurricanes. Like if you were to jump
in the ocean in Galveston, you might That's the only
beach where you might get a splinter. Bro.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah, all there like a lot of dude, all that
all the bridging ship fell in, dude.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
And then take it out, bro, because it's Texas, Damn.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Because when we.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Were in a South poject, we're like, we so straight,
we can hit fucking Florida. I remember he's saying that,
like it will probably only be a couple.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah, I think we're lower than Florida. Bro, Texas might
be a little lower than Florida.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Might be passing it right because in the Gulf, in
the Gulf of America.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, I probably hit like because you're closer to Cuba
then than you are to probably Florida Miami. Cuba is
ninety miles from fucking Miami.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah, you're right, So if you go to there's the bottom,
you know, you will hit like the end of what's
it called the Keys and like towards the Bahamas. So yeah,
you're basically very low. That's what's so fucking hot down there.
It felt like you're part of Mexico, dude, Like it's
basically montereucking weather.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
You know.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Bro, we were in Houston, man, nothing but meany skirts
and cowboy hats. Bro, in Notton Texas.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
The heats out now, h the.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Heat, bro, A bunch of people walking around with skirts
be too sweating? Yes, yeah, man, So you e were
like like those when people when when when a skateboarder
like like of course Paul Rodriguez Junior, he has his nikes.

(33:51):
Do a lot of skaters, the the hardcore skater do
they end up buying those shoes or just for the fans.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
A lot of hardcore skaters dar fans like Peter Rod
he has a huge fan base, so he he does
very good sells. So from what I heard back in
the day, one of the most successful skateboarders that that's
been selling the shoe consistently since nineteen ninety two is
Steve cat Bileerro.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
He seen the half cab.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
He's been with Van since ninety two and he sells
that half the half cabs And dude, it's been such
a good designs as ninety two.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
And I from why I heard skaters get paid three
dollars per shoe. But you gotta think about the record
deal around the world.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
So the half cabs right there, the black yeah, so
the bottom, yeah, those are the half cabs. So those
have been on the first high top as well, are yeah,
the first hive tops.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
The the last ped Rod drop was just like a
Kobe dropper, Jordan drop. Everybody bottom out and they sold out.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
So these have been around in nineteen ninety two, so
like basically yeah, thirty three years ready, the half Cabs
and Steve cap Bilero.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
He's half Mexican and half Japanese from San Jose.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Isn't that had Kowski too, like up there, you like
the most he had.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
He probably has the best selling Nike. Yeah, jowskis, those
are the most popular Nikes right now.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
None of the kids, some of those skaters that were
that were popping up and ten and shoes, a lot
of them went to like unknown brands, Like I remember, like,
what was the name of the guy that had big
goggles and his vision skates?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Right, yeah, vision skates, they have vision shoes.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
They were not that good, dude, No, they were, but.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I heard skates modified Chuck, modified Chuck. Yeah that's what
it was, black, right, and I just had vision that
little turtle.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Shell on it.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah, they were they were okay for a while, but
then Arondo didn't have beat in kmart bro. Yeah, and then.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, it was.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
It was basically just a fucking converse like black. Yeah.
Air Walks was big back in the day and they
fell off too, did you say that?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay, those are pretty cool vision, So right, a cup
of air Walk five forties.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Those are the most popular shoes in the eighties, and
they tried to make a comeback in twenty ten, and
they brought that design back.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
You know, you know wh I started liking it, but
was too late already. I don't know. Maybe that Brandian
Diett mentioned the one that had the little rhinosters or
elephant echo echo.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
The Airwalk five forties, five forty.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Echo ahead everything, huh.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Because they still survived in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
I can't survive yea, because Jason Lee was and I
didn't have the money. I didn want to have all
Echo shipped, like the shoes and the sweats. But now
now you're like a bomb.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
So those are the five forties air walks. Those are
pretty sick. They were big in the eighties and they
brought them back and then they just are they're too expensive.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
For air walks.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
I remember those air walks, bro, Yeah, yeah, those are
pretty so those you started seeing like people like that
were liking those fucking fingers. Yeah, little red hatch were
bearing more busting those out.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Doude the echo do you echo when I was in
high school, it was so popular. Dude Echo and came,
Yeah it was Cyrus Diesel.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah, those were the shoes were big dude Diesel. South
Pole was popular too when I was in high school.
Remember that ship Bro Yeah those.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
After a while Bro Soft Public came fat wear Bro.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Oh yeah yeah fat yeah fat farm no fat because
I remember I.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Had stole Bro and after that. When I first that
was my first double leg, I said, oh yeah done.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
But like skater clothing back then was snomous synonymous with
tiger clothing.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Was to hide your can exactly how the bus.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
All that skater shoes were the first ones to have
the ship.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Skater shoes were the first ones to have the the
wh Yeah, then underneath the underneath.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
The So that's something like the big pants that the
white shirt. That something that the brand copyed. But that's
something that was started from the streets because somebody was
wearing oversized dickies or oversized cheap pants and then the
brand said no, what just makes it big Southern California
like mixture with straight up right, Because I remember the

(38:15):
later on when I was like in two thousand and six,
I'm doing stand up. A lot of the girls were
wearing big ass pants.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yeah, because that like there was a brand called Connard.
There was really kind of underground and shit had cool
as ship to kind of like grass. That little era
did perfectly.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
If you go skater, menico, skate or sandals huh.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter what you grab a
shitty ass bored and fucking make that ship pop so scaleful.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
At that point, talent, you're skated with a little skates
that you have to put on on your feet, like
old school metal skates, like the oh like that. You
gotta put them on bro like like on your shoes.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I dropped a mart Yeah so those are before like
skates you put them over shoes. Yeah, I know scared
those but like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
I was never old enough to go there. But they
used to rent skates at the roller ring, right they
run skates, But I would see the photos and they
used to rent those skates, the ones that just trap
on and they could make any size by big or
smart by locking them.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
That was before my time, but I did see skates.
They used to resemble shoes, like Adida shoes I wish
you had. Yeah, nothing like the leather ones. That, you know,
when everyone's skating was all big in the lady.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
You can actually go to like a roller skate shops
and you can take your nikes if you want, and
they can modify it and like in the skates. My
friend Kimmy, she's a roller skater chick and she actually
has some shoes specifically mod like that modified where they
install like the.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
You know, man, have you ever been to a skating museum. No,
look up skating museum more obey or surf for museum more.
I think it's a skateboarding museum in Moreo Bay And
I went there, bro, and they have bro they got
those boards. Bro. Where Yeah, remember it is more O Bay. Yes,

(40:06):
check out those boards, Bro. You don't just chip on
these board Rodrigo. Yeah yeah, I been. I used to
go there every year with Lisa. Yeah, Bro, check this out.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
They got they got the old ones, the ones that
the fools used to do handstand with, the.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Little banana boards.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
See those are the see this is before like a clamp.
This this was back when.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Skaters used to get the roller roller skate trucks and
put them on skateboards.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Well, that's what the original ones are for. A company
did it.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
That's the Skateboarding Museum and more Bay. And they got
old ass boards, bro, they got some, don't They don't
just have old boards, but they have old stakers from
the nineteen eighties there, bron. Then they're not even sucking peeled.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Damn, dude.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
The best movie to watch about if you want to
learn about skateboarding. I think it's uh, what's called the
There was a dog Town, the original one.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
The true that people. Most of the kids get into skating.
The Latino have no dad.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
I don't have a dad, you know, I mean, I mean,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
He didn't grow up with his dad and said he's important.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Teach you how to do the cake flip right now.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
But the first the first pro superstar skater was a
Tony album, which is Mexican from though.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Right, yeah, yeah, from beach.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
How about that that guy the one that passed away
the doing everybody liked. He didn't have that either, huh,
j Adams.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
That guy was from the That guy was a gangster
from sucking Men's Beach, like the whole venice.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
That's crazy, dude, that guy was crazy.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
How about I was? But parents?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
That was the most importive guy. So he has a dad. Yeah,
but he got him high. As that's how you love
stop that ramp food.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
That's what you say that when you say couple two
had shoes, I tell you make Christian. But the legend
we're kids.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Because the guy that started those are the fools that
were on those little skateboards, like the Zephyr team and
all that ship. They were like to like the modern
you know them.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
You didn't mentioned the movie, Uh, Dolors of Dogtown Lords
of Dogtown, such a badass with David Bade Oh fucking
bicycle one though.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Okay, so there's a rat and then there's also a
police academy.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
They show skateboarding, but you gotta watch thrashing, thrashing, thrashing with.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Leaning the cube with with what was his name, fucking
uh from his Thanos, the fucking uh guy from the Goonies.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yeah what Josh bro Brolin Bro Yeah, Cheesy Romeo and
juliet A run into the skateboarding gang in Venice.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah so yeah, so Bro, there's a scene with this
guy Popped.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
There's a scene with his guy pop locking Invented's beach
and like twenty of those punk rock skateboarders they push
him off and take away his They push him out
of the other boardwalk. He goes break Dan scene is
the past, Yeah, dude, shut up.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
So the whole, the whole, the whole thing about the
movie is this one guy from the valley. He's in
love with this one rival skate crew and they're from
Silver Lake and they're like, they just fucking bashad.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
They would have show them off badass skating down Echo
Park in the Hill. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
So this is actually John Clark and Dan's first appearance
ever in the movie with no spink girls. He's in
the back dance scene to the breakdown of the people
doing freestyling.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Oh no, yeah, broh.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
He gets drunken Bloodsport before Bloodsmore.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Bro He has the same body shape because he was
a bounty bluff board dude bros.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
When skateboarding was hot in the eighties for a little while,
everybody will trying to throw in a skateboard into the show,
and there's a there's a Charlie's Angels episode where they're
chasing a guy and then the three of them all
of a sudden they put on helmets and they go
after the skateboarder, right but there's a there's a funnier
one where fucking wonder woman is chasing his white dude

(44:15):
and he helps on a skateboard and that fucking bitch
turns like this and then she's all dripped like a
fucking skater. Bro's long sick. She has a fucking long
ass tube socks baby stores looking on sexy with knee
pads alba pads, a shiny ass hat sexier look up
skate wonder woman skateboarding?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Bro, isn't he that supposed to be like a fucking
Greek God? Why didn't you a helmet?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Like she's wonder woman? Bro, she's a Mexican.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Oh yeah, she has Linda Carter.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Take her own, you know, like like she knows somebody's
she's looking at her. She looks good. Hell yeah, bro,
bro cat she ali look at.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yeah, yeah, you towst her ankle those fu shred you know.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
But board on backwards. That's a I right there, that's
a way in the back back in the day. She's
finally standing with her and there's a green screen behind
her and it looks like she's skating. What's up Food Podcast?
Let's take some calls and ask them if they've seen
that episode. You ask him shoe shoe questions?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Bro, Okay, I don't give a big shout out to
my homie, Frankie Bollani. He's a pro skateboarder sponsored by
Primitive Peer Rocks company and he designs his own shoes
on a New Balance.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Shout out to Rodrigo and Marching Rizzo. They're gonna be
in Kansas City in June. But also I'm gonna do
their podcast this week. It's not ready podcast this week,
so let's write it out. I have a big ass
debt in my car, ready, bro, I want a discout.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Looking up active collision collision, come.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Back and leave it here, bro, I remember what's up? Fool?

Speaker 6 (46:04):
What's so fool?

Speaker 7 (46:06):
There was Adrian, Me and my son are both listened
to Philippe.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
This is Roy from Houston. We saw you in Houston.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
Me and my son, we were like the third people in.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Line at the meet and greet. Oh that's right, bro,
what's up fool?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
That's what?

Speaker 7 (46:21):
Thank you, Lisa, Lisa Youl with tickets.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Tell ya you met me?

Speaker 7 (46:25):
And and Concrete and the Mere Yeah yeah, I don't
be conquered. You and Paul, though, y'all both feel cool man,
Thank y'all very much.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
When you were a kid, what kind of tennis shoes
that you want from your your dad to buy you?

Speaker 8 (46:42):
I wanted the pumps, but I get the bootlegs from
win Wieners. You have Wieners in Houston.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
You have those brands Wieners. So don't have a pump
or do they have a fucking a budding or what?

Speaker 7 (46:58):
They had a tennis ball where the bash ketball was
on the on the shoe, lift the shoe.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah, Wianers. Can you look up that shoe? Bro, Wianers,
what is that?

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Dude? That was?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
That was? That was a clothing brand.

Speaker 6 (47:12):
They were the store they would tell the off brand.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Was was it a star?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Also like it was like instead of leather, they're so
pleather exactly? Yeah, wow, Bro, I remember dogs Wieners must
be like a store we had and over here called
Zodi's because you know how case with how many stripes
those case with have ship loot Bro, the shoecase with

(47:37):
four they have four?

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Right?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yeah, so at the at the store Zodi's, they sow
fake case with with five stars, Bro, really five stripes
and then like fools be staring at him, Bro, like
trying to counter when you're like when you're in the classroom,
they're trying to count to stripes, and you know they're counting,
so you got to hire your stripes.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Had the look that wasn't even to have fake Jordan's
when I was like, kid, I was trying to hide
him though, because if there's this one kid who's fucking
just looking, he knew, he knew her pay, and I
was just like, put him in, put him in under
the carpet.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Hey, WHOA, well did your son never asked for tennis
shoes like that? And you couldn't get him.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
He always asked for shoes like that. I can never
get him.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
No, you know you show you know what's funny, Hey,
Ben Affleck, Bro Ben Affleck. Check it out. Ben asked
Ben Affleck's son. They went to a like a shoe convention,
a tennis shoe convention, and there were these shoes for like,
I don't know, there were ten thousand or seven.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Thousand, seven thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
There was seven thousand dollars, and then Ben Afflick said,
get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Ray.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
That's the reason I'm not with Jalo. No, more.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
He said, I'm rich, you're not.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I'm rich, you're not.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
That doesn'ta be like he's sayings like me like, that's
like one hundred lones. It's called a line more in
the lawns.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yeah, man, he said, hell no, what would you would
have done? Bro? You're ben Nefflick with the cat. What
bottom if your son with one of those seven thousand
dollars pair of tennis shoes? Oh?

Speaker 7 (49:08):
I probably buy him for my But my boy, that
is good.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
You have a good boy.

Speaker 7 (49:12):
So I spoiled him and I get him for him.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Got he's got a one up. He has one up
his baby mama.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Bro, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Yeah, his son is.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Custody, got one up his baby mama, and then he
that b.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yeah all right, bro, thank you for calling. Bro. Man,
I love you.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
Man.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
What's your name? What's your son's name? Adrian? Everybody? What's
everybody in the chat room? Tell Adrian? What's up? Man?
How old is he?

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Je?

Speaker 2 (49:47):
T I met these fools? Bro? I remember them?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Hell yeah, man, Hell yeah. It was a fun show, right?
Was that the show bad as though? Was that the
show where the guy was paraplegic in the front?

Speaker 7 (50:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Die so bad for him.

Speaker 8 (50:05):
I'm so glad I wasn't in the front row listening
to you grossly.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Bro. It was hard to walk away from that. Bro,
I don't know what you said. You're in the show.

Speaker 8 (50:15):
You said you're in the show.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Man.

Speaker 8 (50:16):
I thought the ship was gonna get funnier, but this
story just getting sadder and sadder.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Oh yeah, Bro, what happened? There was a guy like this,
like paraplegic.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
He would move he'll move in by a machine. And
then I thought it would have been like you get
shot or a drunk driver that full stay. He was
in a car accident eleven months what so? And I said,
so you're debit. So I said, your dabit didn't carry
you for thirty five years. He goes, wow, Bro, that's
a lot of responsibility. Bro, I found your dad. Bro

(50:47):
would have suffocated you brought in that car.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
That then and then everybody died. Bro kind of got
live Bro back in the day, Bro food like you
were not alive.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
He goes, they would have options. Bro, when you were praying,
the doctor will go to your room. Listen, man, your
star is gonna be handicapped. Man, you would have just
end this right now orl bro, no life, Bro, I
was digging myself lower and lower. I'm going to talk
to this guy. Huh ha.

Speaker 8 (51:15):
We're doing with fire pit in the fire No no,
I told.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
That photo threw you in the fire pit. Wow, it
was awesome though it was.

Speaker 7 (51:28):
Man, it's a great show.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Thanks free pick come back, Bros. Do they do good?

Speaker 6 (51:33):
Oh? Yeah, man, it's cool to see him, you know,
do his act. Last time I saw his act.

Speaker 8 (51:38):
Was on TV when he did with Cheats.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
He came out on the Low Rider.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Oh wow, yeah yeah, Bro comedy what honor? What is
surprise by Nate Jackson right and Rose Sanchez? Yeah, they
were all good man, Thank you bro hell yeah, man,
shut up to thank you for calling Bro.

Speaker 7 (51:56):
All right, bro Tago be cool, brot Yeah, Bro forgot
about the Purplegian motherfucker the show.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
I didn't say so the whole debate that's been going
on right now on the internet.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Gorilla is that right now? Go ahead, so he'll be
in with us.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
He love.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Hey, this is Joanna, Joanna Joanna from History for Foods.

Speaker 7 (52:27):
What's up man, History for Foods?

Speaker 8 (52:30):
Yeah, man, my favorite shoes were like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Convers back in the day which convers what color.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
They were white?

Speaker 3 (52:41):
And I still have to this day.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Oh my god, Well they're all well they're like, well,
they're like all white because later on because they had
an off white that everybody had and they had the
real white one that came out later true white.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
I have those that I actually have to yellow ones
in the beginning, oh man, yellow. Then I have the
red ones and yeah, they were really awesome.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
You know, it's funny about Converse in my neighborhood. They
only have black and white and blue. You couldn't get
in the other color.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Didn't have.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
Wow, that's crazy crazy.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Like we could Like I would look at I would
look at white kids when I went to the beach
and they had like light blue or yellow or silver.
But all we had and we all were blue. Yeah,
I'm not white.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Remember you had to go to a Converse store to
get the other color. Looking at.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
My parents, we were all my parents were person I
was at back.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Then, even though I was a child.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
What did you grow up at?

Speaker 4 (53:49):
I'm from Texas?

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Remember love Texas? Oh what's up? Love Bade Buddy, Holly
Buddy Holly Man. When they were a kid, what kind
of shoe did your brothers.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
Want They were all wearing like those other shoes.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
They were wearing like those nikes, and they're wearing all
those tumas.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
Man, they were They're a lot older than me.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Yes, they were wearing like those tumas.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
You know, Johanna, I've never had pumas.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I never had.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
It was like a soccer shoe too. They're swede, dude.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
I don't know why I never got pumas.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
I've had them a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Hey, do you remember a shoe? Oh my god, do
you remember a shoe, Joanna? You guys that was the
botleg version of pumas, and they were like little whales.
They're called way Lea's you remember, But I don't want
to lie.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
She remembers, looking at her, but Ray way Lees Wyley.
It's embarrassing, bro. Like if pulma Us cars thirty bucks,
these shoes cars twenty.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
I was gonna say, back in the days, Kenny Shoes
had a bootleg vans.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Dude. Hey, when I was a kid, Joanna, and I'm
pretty sure you were in the same age, pro kids
were for losers, right, ok? Kids Like nobody were pro kids.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
They were too cheap.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
I never went that way.

Speaker 7 (55:22):
I never went that way.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
I never went towards that way.

Speaker 8 (55:25):
But yeah, yeah, it was it was crazy.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Those were crazy.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
She died at Whaley's. But look it up, bro, Oh
my dad. The cot there called Stadius Stadius s t
A S T A d I U s Stadius and
they were.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
Reboxbox were two S T A D A I S Stadius.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
I got it.

Speaker 6 (55:51):
You're so funny.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, I don't know, I always
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (55:57):
I was just crazy thirty.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Yeah, yeah, a bootleg Rebod it doesn't Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Yeah, shoes they make a bully. They make a bootleg
version of every shoe, like Rebod Nike. And then look
a little whale.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
That's like a European.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
There is there it is that would on the green one,
the green one, clicking on that one up there up
there there it is the one in the bottom, but
there the green one, the green there it is a whale.
Oh my god. Fish.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Kinney shoes they had bootleg vans, horrible, horrible. Man, you
wear those, bro, you might, but if you if you
if you were those, if you never got roasted, if
you never got bullied, you got bullied that day though, And.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
That's the ship that you worked here, like seven or eight.
When you're trying to cool, shoes are and if you're.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Wearing those in your forties, you're gonna have bad knees.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
But you're probably cheapest if you wear those in your
because I would see my my older brothers and sisters
great dances.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
And they were always in the Converse.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
So I was into Converse so or Adidas.

Speaker 8 (57:09):
I was into Converse or Adidas.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Till this day.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
But I really like now that I'm getting older, I'm
not going to.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Say my age, no, we don't know where to mate.

Speaker 6 (57:18):
I like, I love new Balance because the older we get,
our feet tend to change.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Right balances.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Oh my god, now those new hopes.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
That's sick. I know, wearing new balances, started doing stand
up matter. They're like baby shoes.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
Great.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
I were burking stocks tending shoes sometimes, you know, but
takes that that heel.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
You know they have, Yeah, you need a doctor prescription
for those.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
You're so funny for I have. I do have the sandals.

Speaker 7 (57:58):
I call them chunk clubs.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I love those chocolate man, Jesus, it press that little
hee on your on your the palm of your foot
brow perfectly.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Man, you just start molding, right, is it like?

Speaker 7 (58:12):
Is it like?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
What's it called a memory phone?

Speaker 2 (58:15):
So Joanna, this week on History for Fools, we're gonna
do the history of pimping, history of big pimping. So
I will slap a bitch and I'll.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Talk to you later, Iceberg slim.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
Later.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Johanna Bro she listened to the History for Fools every week.
She hit up, look, she hit up but in person
about the show. One time at the show, we were
talking about, okay to the gorilla.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Bro Okay.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
So there's a there's a debate that's going down that's
gone viral online where.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
People say, can one hundred guys beat up a gorilla?
Or can a gorilla beat up one hundred guys?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Okay, man, one hundred guys. Twin is gonna die from
that gorilla for the gorilla? Yeah, and then like and
if if you're still standing around, you're going to be next.
And then the gorilla is in a don't know where.
Brother gorilla wears a ton.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
I supposed to have weapons like okay, like, but it
can't be a hundred of mees.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
But it can't it has to.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
It has to be one hundred gorilla looking fools.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
It has to be like a hundred football players.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
It has to be a hundred, like a hundred Joe rogues.
They're going to be as tall as Kareem jabar Bro.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Or like a hundred like tweakers, three hundred.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
I think fucking that five plates could do it by himself.
As to the phone, please Hello, Hello, Hello, what what's up? Brother?
Question is can one hundred people beat up a gorilla? Uh?

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (59:50):
They catch up from from the back.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
You think something like, all a hundred are you gonna
sneak up on this the fucking you gotta steak up
with the gorilla wife? What shooting his podcast?

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
Naked up on that pool?

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah, it's a several leaves his hair.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Can hear people walking little ants on leaves?

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
It's a it's a simmer back guerrilla, bro, the ones
with those big old fucking muscles and big old assis.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
You can hear when they just roll.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Those gorillas are limbo too, right, they could hang on trees, right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Yeah, they're strong and they're vegetarians. Yeah, but they're just
doing And.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Who's this color?

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
What some fool so bro? What do you think, Bro,
a hundred people, it would have to be how about
a hundred rizzots? Can they beat up a gorilla? Beat
about one hundred busch escobars? Bro the way he is
right now, Bro, physically the way he is right now,

(01:00:49):
that that teroids.

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
Can butchers with his seventeen shoe or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
What about what about ten emptycho know, one hundred empty bunchos?

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Can they back in the back in the prime?

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Probably a hundred Joe Diaz will get murdered by himself
right now? Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
What about I think one hundred Dante Wilders now or
what about a hundred?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Uh? I think, Bro? I think I think if you
get a hundred people and I can damn named twenty
of them, but like they would have to come in
after the first five get murdered. Bro, came Veloskas.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
And that one dude, Bro, the one that with the
heavyweight champion of the world from No, from heavyweight Bro
from He's from San Diego. Hey now the heavyweight champion
Bro from San Diego, No Mexican Garcia, Yeah, Nearcia. Bro
came velaskas Tyson and it's right now, Tyson, I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Think one hundred Kay Veloskas in his prime one hundred tyson.
If you get him a good spot, don't stop. But
they gonna have to bum rush that food.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
You have to you got.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
I don't think I don't think even twenty people can
hold that gorilla in any kind of hold.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
No, there has to be a lot of sacrifices in
the beginning. Then you're ge get them tired, and then
food's gonna start having attack the vitals.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
But these fools ripped the organ.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, all right, that fool's ripping
off a face right. Everybody attacked the kidney. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
I think I think as fast as that gorilla, as
fast as the gorilla is, he'll kill eight of them
right away, bro, eighty of them.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Yeah, I think just.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Shaking one fool, he'll put it, pick up one fool
and start swinging them bro.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Yeah, Okay, he picks on one foot, so those other
fools kind of cut and that's when they sneak up
on the back and hit those kidneys.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
You know, all the pancre is full.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
I think they were to grab all the little Mexican
fools that rob people in Mexico City.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
That gorilla, bro, Yeah, but the little fools have little
knives who like you can't like this is like human
brute strength because a long ass fool like Dante Wilder
can choke him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Brow about no next, next, what happened? What happened?

Speaker 7 (01:03:08):
So sorry, hey, do the old trick in high school.
So sneak up and like crouched down from behind, somebody
push him over and boom, gonna do that now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
I don't think there's enough. There's none. There's not enough
Liken like cush. There's one hundred people, right, but they're
not enough people to hold on to those legs. Bro
at the one time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
There has to be ten people on each leg.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Can't hold ten people cannot hold one leg. You have
to be three of them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Yeah, and then two fools on the arms, and then
fool just bombing on them. Because the other thing is
if you hit him in the back of the head
where his brain is like ours, if you get that part,
you got him, bro, or a temple shot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I think I'll just show that for a picture of
his mom and that the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Only you guys like this was the sand was bro.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
You can fuck about gorilla Bro, Well, I mean we're
not I don't know if anybody's crazy enough to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
You can't even beat up a guy your side. There's
three hundred pounds, Yeah, run.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
By high schoolers. They're tall, high schooler TCP.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
I think that's another that's another option.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
But I think you gotta hit this so sober now.
No drugs, no, there's no weapons.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
It's like it's it's like one hundred guys get teleported
I don't know where, and then you gotta fight them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
I think the nineteen eighty three Raiders defense was the
with the two thousand and six Raider Raider fans, they
could be taken like Gorella bro it looks like Max Montoya,
but it has to be the eighty three fucking fucking
full blown steroid Raiders with Lewa Zato bro Marcus Alley
like full fucking where's their football gear rushing? We think was?

(01:04:44):
I think twelve one hundred fulltball players bro, NFL dress, Yeah,
in NFL gear. Just get fifty of those and fifty
of the biggest best fucking rugby players from Europe and
New Zealand and the you can take on that gorilla Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
I had one hundred Maoris, I would say I would go, yeah, Bro,
those you don't have pads.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
For don't forget a couple of minutes from the fire, Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Yeah, like it's because do with pads. That was gonna
beat the ship out of those pads. Don't you ever
disrespect me wearing pads trying to.

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Fight as How about you put the gorilla in the
left pavilion and right to pavilion. You could survive.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
If the face free that day that killed ten babies,
Bro in the wheelchairful. Well, so thanks for calling him
sus man all the time. Listen, the biggest fan ever
think you Bro, always always last.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Yeah, Bro, somebody said, what do we tickle him?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
I don't think. I think a couple of folks could
do that too.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
I mean I think maybe if somebody were to find
a weakness like rabbit balls right away. But bad dude,
as soon as you let go, he's gonna kill five
people no matter what you do, Bro. Every time he
gets free, he's gonna kill five more people.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
It's because the thing is with one of those grabs,
it's like a bear. You can just rip your face.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Off a gorilla, Paul. So I'm going a grizzly bear, Paul.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
But we can find I remember, bro, fucking I remember
that one when that one dude and and fucking and
fucking Jason and New York. Then that one boxer trying
to be like Tyson and at first you were sucking
the mother sucking him up, but then Tyson punched him
in a face, and then your face flew off.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Dog it, bro, A grizzly bear would likely have the
advantage over a gorilla, dude, to its size, powerful claws,
and thick pelt.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
I think the pelt on a on a on the
bears even thicker, way thick.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
They take on bees huh or like just shipping with
like Pierce.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Had skin to cut it open, dude, And a gorilla
you can kind of see its skin already has like
the light you know, not cat hairs, but like cat
hairs on like a dober minute.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
But people like grizzly bears are ready. Yeah, but those
are tamed and they're all fire.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
When I watched that that that move that Predator movie Fury,
when the predator shows up in the Native Land, a
grizzly bear took made that full bleed dog.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Really, Yeah, it ain't gonna be like like the Revenant okay,
but have you seen like the zoo and the gorilla
start fighting each other, and like if they can take
each other's punches, well have no damage, Like imagine a
regular person's punch.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Like one hundred people cannot take on too gorilla. No,
not too Yeah, those shop and and and also five
hundred humans cannot take on one big male lion dog.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
I think about they're gonna again, They're gonna have to
grab the arms. There's gonna be a lot of sacrifices.
But too wondered, I think, so, yeah, you just break
the legs, but physically.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
It'll be just tired after after the first hundred bro, Yeah,
that's what's gonna happen, because I head bud from a
lion or a gorilla kill you right from irun up
and just hits you like a football player.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
You're gonna fly, yeah, but those folks are just gonna
take a swipe out of your face like it's over. Yeah,
it's over, dude. If that hits you in the chest,
he rips you open so bad that you can't even
like recover. You're just gonna fall and bleed to death.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
But I feel like like the windows fucking hyenas take
on a fucking giraffe.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Oh it looks crazy, right you about what five or
six of them? Maybe ten or twelve?

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Ten? Bro's that's after the giraffe stopped her own baby.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Right here, right. They're big as dogs. If we see
them in person, will be biggest fuck. They're just knocking
down a tree.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
I don't even know how big hyenas were. So I
see these africans holding one like a pet that a
little fucker is taller than a fucking dog. And they're
built it so.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
They got big humps and big oldlong next dude.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Home, call please right?

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Yeah, man, nature?

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
Food?

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
What's up? Food? What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
Not smoking chicken dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Oh? Bro, Bro shut out to cheek list.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Bro, that's what happened. We got chick lit it out
right before, Bro. Hundred guys being up a gorilla.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Can one hundred guys smoking cheek list? Bro? And then
after smoking cheek lits, can they take on a gorilla?

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Coffee?

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
What dog?

Speaker 6 (01:09:21):
Nobody could even? Have you ever seen a gorilla knocked
another gorilla unconscious?

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
You can't, It's impossible, Bro, Like you think you think.

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
One hundred fools are gonna put a den on that food.
Like those fools are meant to be, like like hell,
stronger than humans. Those fools don't even knock each other.
You swear our little punches are gonna do something.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Let off, but one hundred barenas can bro.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Every time the tale gorilla down is always with a tranquilizers,
never with a hammer.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Yeah, because you want him to come back a nice dude?
You mean you gotta go fix this tag?

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
What's up for this zone?

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
This is me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
I have that food's candle, bro, I gie the mother
was bro.

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
You know, realistically, those gorillas if they if they wanted to,
like if they got in like organized right in the zoo,
they could bump rush the fucking glasses they wanted to.
They're that strong, So they.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Could do like an actual planner of the apes and
take over. They wanted to, they would have.

Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
The only reason they don't is because they don't want
to pay taxes and ship they know they're gonna have
to work.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Yeah, they get free bananas, Bro, why would you do that?
They're smart, but they're not that smart. They're pet smart.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
I know, man, imagine bro, Like like if five like
if five gorillas to get off the al Zoo start
bum rushing fools on on that one street, Bro, that
one street that runs by fucking out of the zoo
Vermont Vermont Drive drive, Like just going straight out on Vermont.

(01:10:55):
Nobody could stop five gorillas, bro without shooting them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
If you go out that shot after Los Feliz the
other side, what.

Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
They're gonna smash all the hikers. Yeah, on the way down,
They're gotta just leave a trail of.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Just yet, I Bro, you get a gorilla that no
side of work fucking will approve, like fucking protection, it's over.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
They're gonna take over.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
That's it. Yeah right, they would have already if they could.

Speaker 6 (01:11:17):
Gorilla could take a stabbing, but not a bullet like
you know how that fool and terminator too where he
put that knife and that fools back. Gorilla could easily
take one of those and keep fucking fucking you up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
And it's pretty thick. There's a muscle, it's a hit muscle,
but no vital organ. He's done.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Bro, What if they hit that food in the brain
He's on.

Speaker 6 (01:11:35):
I think I think their skull is like six times
thicker than the human skull.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
That's im.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
I don't know, so what if this thing started? When
did this things started?

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
This going to start it as a tweet I think
a couple of days ago, and it just kept going,
like somebody said, I'm pretty sure that me and a
hundred homies can fuck up a gorilla, And after that,
comics kept going.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Coms kept going, and now it's like the original.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Ones one hundred and one hundred ninjas right, one hundred
inch us and now one hundred.

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
I think I think you could hit that food with
a truck, like literally, is that you know how you
hit a deer? I think you could hit a gorilla
going sixty miles an hour and that can easily just
get back up and be like like hell boy, just
be like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
What the fucked up?

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
That fool will be limping though, dog it had dude,
it'll be fu Yeah, it's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
It's like it has to be ten increments of people,
Like ten guys go.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
And make war strategies, right, you have to, dude, So
ten people going on there and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Then pull out the cattle pulls, dude, like like so
like until ten people are done and fighting, the next
ten people come in until the gorilla is tired and
he has.

Speaker 6 (01:12:36):
A lot of people, you think, like fifty Michael Clark
duncan a hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Yeah, one hundred green miles.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Yeah, dude, because the thing is, yeah, that's how they are, dude.
Gorillas are gonna fight raw and that's how they're born.
That's the nature. You know, us humans, we learned how
to fight because.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Our fists physically, no matter what fish we have. And
then knocked that fool, well, no fish, that knocked that fool.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Well, that's what it's gonna take a lot. You're gonna
have to knock that. I treat you gotta take. That's
the other thing. That's another thing because even if that
gorilla bites you, it has those big old vampire teeth,
those biggest for meals dude, bang yeah, they will rip
you up. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Somebody with somebody with real bad teeth decay like three plates,
has to buy them and the balls and kill them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Bro. But that don't take like a couple of weeks
killed with the infection that right away strategy, Honey, Yeah,
you canna be fighting that for for three weeks. But
that's a challenge, has a challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
The ripped the balls off and then.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Yeah, thanks for calling. Bro. Shout out to East Zone. Man,
we don't smoke the same podcast, yeah, man, And he
does that podcast, the eating podcast what it called we
don't need high and hungry, High and hungry everybody on there?

(01:13:54):
Who can he feed food? Sob Now what some color?

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Some fool? Who's this all high? Mario Marios can't beat
up a gorilla? Bro?

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
Now, who gives me fifty practice from Florida? The gorilla?

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
They had no drugs? Bro? Sober?

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Oh they're gonna die, Bro. People will die, they lose
their mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Yeah, I'd never say never, but fuck man, that's a
hard ass challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Bro. That is yeah, yeah right you Bro? You get me?

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Well, even like a hundred of you fools that know
there are black belts in jiu jitsu, Man, have ninety
nine percent nine point chance of losing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Bro, can't.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
I'll give you a percentage damage, Bro, unless you kick
him in the balls hard, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:14:57):
That motherfucker?

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
Dah this was confident now.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Bro, I think even if you get a good hold,
he'll still break his strength.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Just probably grab your hand and just ripping back and.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Well you're trying to grab his throat. He'll just run
real fast into a trains mastered you in the back
of his back.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Yeah, this has to be the dirtiest fights because I
mean the ship we're gonna go back animal level dude,
like this had to be crazy. Somebody has to grab
his testicles and I mean crazy ship like somebody might
have to have to shove his hand to poss.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Charlie Brownton.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Yeah, that fighter for the guy that's a prison the
ball for Charlie Bronson off slippery issue a bunch of
baby oil on.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
You know what, baby how we have bro, a hundred
people with baby oil componently beat up that banah. Bro,
he's gonna gets so mads up. Yeah, you slippery fucks.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
And see it's not gonna be the average gorilla. This
is gonna be the best of the best. Yeah, why
whye and white like, dude, you're gonna get the best
of the best humans.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
That's even harder, Bro, and has to be in he
has to be in heat, bro, and everybody gonna be naked.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
That's even harder. Beat you up and tear you up
and yeah, fuck you out there, bro. Fully grown mature
silver back Mail, the world's strongest gorilla is typically almost
bit weigh it lies in height, it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Can left over seventeen one hundred and sixty three pounds dude.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Eight hundred kilograms one thousand, seven hundred and sixty three
pounds weight.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
One hundred humans, Bro, they weigh two hundred each. It's
only two thousand. He still beats them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Cue. This fool was as much as a car, Bro,
more than a volks.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Yeah, so one hundred people that weigh two hundred pounds
to have one hundred, Well, how much is that? Two
thousand pounds?

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
You can lift up like you can lift up like
eight people two times one hundreds, two thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Pounds, twenty thousand pounds of one hundred, No way imagine, Bro,
But look.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Look at look at the back. It seems like he
has a muscular cover before his skull. But you can't
choke him, Bro, you can If you can't, Bro, look
at it. If you have a long enough.

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Picked up no.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Physical strength.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
And that's what we're going to secure the club. Don't
let nobody.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
They're just chicks off.

Speaker 6 (01:17:18):
One hundred of us, and one of us picked up
another one of the sci fi motherfuckers, and then the
other thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
The way it will work is, bro, little rascal you know, Okay,
seven dwarves over here? I think that down there with
that big ass arm though, though, imagine your dude, dude
is going to kill you. Hey, look up? How many

(01:17:46):
gorillas have killed humans?

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
They're very docile.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
They don't do.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Ship a big word docile.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Put your docile acids had that pinful extremely real rare bro?

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Oh gorilla won't won a five? Probably? What so Marrow?
How's how's Atlanta?

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
How's the terribles over there?

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
It's gonna be harder to get wrestling pads.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
A gee gee? No gee's from China? American keys homie?

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Hell yeah, bro, Mario? What's soft full? Thanks for colling dog?

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Hey Mario? Oh oh what kind of shoes he were
wrestled with?

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
How many ills? Bro? Like Kane Lopez? Right? How many
people you think he could beat up at once in
his prime? Like physically? Okay, kim physically like us fifteen
fifteen at once?

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
Yeah, dude, you never seen that video of the butt
showed us of that Navy seal sucking up like twelve
dudes after a bar.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
But that's what he's gonna have to do, Like that
food from my from my bully, Bro, because you're you're
like alpha dog style. Everybody up. Everybody always wanted to
come into a party and beat up fools alpha dog style, except.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
They just got divorced from Laura Prepond from fucking Oranges
and the black I forget that foo's name, Helen high Water,
that fol but he was tweaking fool.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Hey, he was tweaking. Can that can? Can a gorilla
beat up a hundred tweaking as Nazis? Bro, I don't
know that's a good one, like the Nazis that were
the first layer of Nazis that rushed into in London, Bro,
the first one.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
They gave him a myth, right, I thought, you're talking
like the Polar Bears from fucking bloody blood out, like
like a white gorilla.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
How many how many Danny Trio and the phone?

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Bro, I forgot a parade?

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Yeah, only Danny. He slipped full.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
I'm talking about sucking dust, talk about dust, So don Danny.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Trail that guy. I don't know about latinos, Bro, Bro,
we can't get both, huh, we can't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
We're not into hormones.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
I don't know, Bro. We started getting boff, you know,
the Southern bro our chance look like a fucking blanch
or something and never gives me like like physically, you know,
like like even k Lope is probably broer bodies wrestler body. Hello, Hello,

(01:20:41):
this is.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Okays going forever.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Do you have shows coming up?

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Uh this weekend?

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Du Boise Idaho with you and Uh Saturday Ya come
on Washington, you bro.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
This weekend Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club in Las Vegas with
Super Ego, Timmythy, Pedro Flores and Ricky Schucks.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Come on down too shows think on my weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
So shut up. To our our podcast follower and listener
at a podcast guest Our first guest Episode one. Juan Garcia,
the cheapest comic in the game. He was in a
car accident and hopefully he's all right.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
He's alright, San.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Gonna be all right.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
I'm gonna put his ship out there. But he's in
bad shape. I think he broke his back.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Brou he's that beetic he will, you know, slurpy when
it happened or what I.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Guess he was like, you know, like not feeling well.
I'm starting to pull over and then homeboy lost control
of the car. Dude, But Uh, homeboy dislocated his thumb
and broke his arm, but he's doing all right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Let Chep was taking a car accident as a passenger.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Huh because dude, wasn't it back in the day? Him
Bloma and.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Uh via brou No, it was, wasn't it, Chago, I
thought it was. And the car flipped over.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Yeah, they said they were holding.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
They were holding on the top of the car. It
was on fire and bro.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
Hands were off hot bro, Dude, I want to say
it's a fore Runner. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
He said that because my cousin got a car accident.

Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
The car flipped and sading happened, old sliding and he
burned off his hair on his head because the bro.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Yeah, dude, shut up.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Yeah, song went top his hand right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Yeah, they popped it back in the place, but he
broke his arm.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Fu.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Yeah that other homeboys in bad shape. Man sucks man,
she can happen, man.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
George Wang also got hit by a car. I saw
that ship short, I was mad. I also mad.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
It was an Asian guy that hit me.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
He's the guy was all like he just thuk about
one like that, like you hit flew over the he said,
like he looked at the footage, but the cops can't
give him the footage until like after the lawyer and
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
How is your son now?

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Five people in my No, No, he's born in in August.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Time flies five.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
My dogs some foot pops out three years from now somewhere,
Bro' Gonnarizzles can I'm gonna Little Rizzles can beat up
Big Rizzle.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Say that?

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Like, you know, I don't have any kids that I
know of. You know, if you have used to know
you and somebody bro? Yeah, like dude, somebody will knock
on your door.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
I know, like, but but I know we're like when
the comics, you know, forever, they never mentioned the kids.
You know, there's other little goofbos so and shows up
out of nowhere?

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Was that one of the howd Sturt used to fight
all the time? I missed in the morning, A bunch
of goofballs over here?

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
That one? What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
Fool?

Speaker 7 (01:23:45):
What's UPO.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Is this dog?

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
This is.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
What's up? Page?

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Gosh?

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
What's up? When you were a kid, bro? What tell
the show that you want from your dad dad to buy.

Speaker 8 (01:23:59):
You kind of what tennis shoes?

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:24:04):
Uh again, I don't remember. I remember I bought these
two disease Jordan's way back in the day, and I
thought they were super cool, and then growing up, I
realized they were pretty uh, pretty waged. There were the
Jordans that that had that little bracelet that wrapped around
your ankles.

Speaker 7 (01:24:26):
Yeah, it was like it was like a Mexican that
they even have shoelaces. It had a patch that goes
over These are hard like a develop with the with
the with the with the sit that went around your
ankle and.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Yeah, you gotta do at the Jordan Midnight Mission bron Downtown.
Those are the air Jordan Downs projects.

Speaker 8 (01:24:48):
Yeah, bro, I don't know what what they were thinking
with them shoes right there.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
There's some brands out there, man that you'll see them,
but like only like a certain type of people wore them,
Like like if you were your tacchini, you're probably a
big fucking drug drug dealer in the neighborhood, or you were.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
True damn true bro listening the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Bro, I gotta like that. When I remember that when
I had I thought it was gonna blow up, but
never did. When I had my academic shoes, yeah, yeah,
academic outfit, academic sweater.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
That was making a stain for a while, and those
other yeah, yeah, that was about academics back then.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
And those diamonds was two thousand and four. From two
thousand and four, two thousand three to two thousand and seven,
you could still wear other brands and nobody will give
you ship.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
Because foods were rocking, like job Rule was walking like
a couple like rappers have full rappers rocking that ship
for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Listen, what is that brand that that what's his name?
Matt about you was wearing in the Red Oaks essay, right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Like, oh, unlessie, unlessie, Yeah, that's tennis stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Oh my god, dude, they have the best track suit.
Unlessie looks at use e l l e s.

Speaker 8 (01:26:03):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Yeah, bro, what's up? Bro? So you grew up in
my ship?

Speaker 8 (01:26:08):
I'mkind of from Guardina right now, smoking the joint? You
got a hashold you blazing?

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Hell yeah? Bro? Shut out to fucking cheek liss dog.

Speaker 7 (01:26:18):
Oh yeah, Hey, Philippa, I wanted to ask you a question.

Speaker 8 (01:26:21):
What's uh what's a serious moment that you couldn't take serious?

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
There's a moment I couldn't take serious?

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Oh man, like that child support cast?

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Oh man, oh Man? When we were in a classroom, Brough,
the teacher should have shut up, and we couldn't shut up.
Oh my gosh, and I said, and I kept laughing already, Bro,
couldn't stop laughing. They kicked me out of the class
That makes you laugh more. Game to a classroom where
I have to take my shoes off? What why? Why
the same in that classroom, Bro, where everybody in that

(01:26:52):
classroom had all their periods in that room.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
That's like, oh yeah, right, it was a special. That's
really bad, Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
Because I know like on campus suspension, right, that was
me on campus.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
It was Super Senior.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
Club.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
It was a breakfast club all year round. Broke up Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Bro. Yeah so I had that, Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
It was crazy. You did so much.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Just yeah, my teacher. I had a teacher. I don't
know what period it was, but she'd always kicked me
out of the class twenty minutes before it ended, like
she want to see me no more or something. She
hated me.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Just gave it to her too.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
Sometimes her and I were clash and then she goes,
I want you to get out of my classroom now
and just wait outside somewhere. That's all right? Where you
going to wait that I don't know, but I want
you want you physically out of here. I'm like she
always maybe big worries, Bro. Physically, I want you physically
out of here, remove yourself, remove yourself because I would

(01:27:57):
say something funny, bro, like something know that adult humor
that she will get in get mad.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
That's class disruption.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
I'm trying to teach here.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Teach The one time my teacher said that I want
you guys really nerd and asked how much you make?
How much you make an hour? Man?

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
Because she's over there losing her house.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
How much you make?

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
Man, that's part of the teacher. You gotta you know,
you got to control the room. You have to.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
You know, you can't lose your cool.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Yeah, when the teacher snapped it's over.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
I remember looking at me, teacher brot. She kind of
she looked like like like Lisa Bro, but young bro
like like maybe in her I don't know if she was,
but she must have been like four year already. Bro.
And then I remember telling her, is there any way
that I could just go home and live with you

(01:28:48):
in your house?

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
I could be your little man?

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
She said, I already have two kids. I know, but
you might need a third one. Don't you want to
go to your house, nast. I remember the first time
I said I told somebody my house.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
When you grown up, you know your ship sucks, but
it sucks because you know, you know that ship every day.

Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
I had some tennis shoes Bro that every time I
would kick, it would rip my socks coming out of
the shoe. Bro, I don't play.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
So what kind of shoes were they?

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
I don't know, Bro, the bottom They bought them at
a supermarket where you tell that lady give me those
somewhevel tennis what. Yeah, they were hanging like that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
They were like, you know they have those night those vands.
But then they came up with real fake bands. Bro.
Was like a little bit of soap. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Oh it's like the karate shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Yeah, like little like Bro, they were these shoes brow
to fucking clean houses.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Like prison shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Yeah, prison shoes, yes, so they are yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Like somewhere Van Dorian. These were bandicaps somebody somebody bags
they colored bandy cam.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
Because of the fish stick.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
Somebody call the band goals, Bro, You're gonna be death?
Were those what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
Fool?

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Shout out to the homie calling from Coyne Guardina bro
thank you, man problem.

Speaker 8 (01:30:24):
I have a good rest of the night.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
History for fools. This Sunday is the history of pimps.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
Enjoy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Thank you. Also, stay tuned everybody who's listening. Lisa and
I are gonna have a podcast on TV and teal
and movies. It's gonna it's gonna be what do you binge?
What do you even know that state? Do you even lift?

(01:30:50):
Do you even binge?

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
Or next time?

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Next time? Yeah? What a food podcast? Do you even binge?
History for fools? It's not ready say by the what.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Say by this by the mollain

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
What