Ep 528 - Joel Jimenez

Joel Jimenez is a stand-up comedian. He's also the drummer for the band Mad Peaceful, one half of the Lesser Known Characters Podcast and Dogs of Browntown Podcast.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:28):
What some fool how you guys doing man? Philippe Sparser
right here was the new look looking like Buddha Freelander,
like Judah Freelander. But nah man, ooh yeah freeloader. Yeah, man,
what time I wore my glasses with a hat and

(00:50):
the fat Miranda bro on Twitter said she has sign
Judah Freelander. Look at this guy is coming from out
trying to take your look.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Wow, but that's how you look like you were. I
had because you worked.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Glasses, So I never wore a hat with glasses ever again.
Damn that just to one photo on Twitter, the Marana
from somewhere brou Yeah, never been to a live show
for Judah Freelander ever, period. Doesn't even know that him
and that we both are we We we got band

(01:25):
from San Diego. Wait, how'd you guys give chasing? Your
mom brought.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Late nights overtime?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
What's up food podcast? Man? We got Joel right here?
Man the homie from Frogtown. Man gr s damn dude, yeah,
and you know what's funny? Man? Like I never I
have never had anyone in this podcast from Brocktown except yeah,

(01:57):
o g you mentioned his name. People will stop the
rain for you, bro, we have we had our one
time due the funny story watch we had to wait
for the mail man. I waiting for like a whack
ass check from somewhere. And I saw the mail man
like two blocks away. And because I usually when I

(02:19):
grew up in a project, so bro people used to
stop the meilment at the postop, just get my well
for check right here. So they used to stop his ass,
bro like the way they stopped that melment and good time,
and they will stop him and give him the idea
with it. Man, just give my check right here, so
I thought, So I saw the melment over there, so

(02:40):
I just drove over there and said I can have
my check. I'm a little over there on Demby and
he goes, no, I can't do that. And I said, okay,
that's cool to go over there and wait for you.
And then Willie and said, no, you can do it. Dog,
don't pushy out home. You could do that, bro, It's
been done before.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
So and I said, that's cool, man, I just I'll
just go wait over there and I forgive me the check.
And then this fool was like some square bros, like
some Sibelian bro like he's never been. He's he's never
been threatening ship or something or never been roasted before.
He wouldn't go. He went to He went to go

(03:20):
crying to better bron. He knew who to go to
the bro he knew that he knew who to talk
to mess So he went fucking So one day and
we're just walking on being myself, and I'm driving and
it's raining, and then Milos in his porch with his
fucking tag top and his fucking shads and he's getting

(03:43):
ready for a row. I guess they go back. I
talked to you man for a minute, and the three
he steps out of his house, he looks up and
stopped raining. Bro fuck.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Where it is from?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
It just stopped raining, brof And then I just told
him who it was, and then I willie. He was
yelling at the mailman from my check, you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Federal, the government work at Homie State. Federal.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, man, I was when I was living there. Man.
They used to be the bis lady. They used to sew.
They killed her.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh yeah, I remember the fruit truck lady. Yeah, you
know her, Yeah, they shot her. I think I'm blake. Yeah,
she used to drive around like, you know, selling fruit
and stuff, and yeah, they robbed her and they shot her. Dude,
what year was this, Like this had to be like
maybe fifteen twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, bro, I used to buy that was my grocery store. Bro.
I would earned a common and go. You know what
saved me a trip to Rauphs.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah fresh the raps right there.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Not that fresh.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Now it's a whole foods that round.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. Where I lived, there's a statue
of a Virgin Mary there and when I moved in,
I was like, oh, cool Catholics here. Then somebody told
us they shot somebody there. That's a little memorial. Yeah. Yeah,
I supposedly that some girls told they got to meet
me there and then they ambushed to that.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Set him up. Man is the foster popping around there?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah kind of I went the other night, Yeah night,
all kinds of people because now they got zebulon and
like I think people go after the club to go
eat there or whatever.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, who is he? Man is in the house shut
out to fucking Joanna with a big high fives. She
knows who you were were on the chat? Yeah, she said, who? Well,
he menaced in the house for five. So what's so, bro,
what's up with that hair? Dog?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I don't know, dude, I don't I don't want to do.
I've got a haircut, bro, the little kid. That's a
little I'm trying.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
I'm trying to go for the Willie Barsena nineties haircut
bron work.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
It looks like a fucking Pixar kid, Like a like
a Pixar.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Kid, you know that, that kid or vamp from South Park.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I look at my old picture and see, like, what
kind of you said before? So I used to do
like the email thing on the side.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Let it go, man, shave it. You know what car
is out?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
You know what they're on. When you take Blake all
the way from where I live and I live on Demby,
and you take it all the way to the end
of the of the park of the neighborhood, there's a
gymnastic gym.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Now huh yeah, by Oros.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
But it was never there before, right, No, I don't
think because I would do. One time, man, I was
just leaving Frogtown and I was like, you know what, man,
I was just cruising off slow on Blake. I'm gonna
take this to the end. And that was before By
the Allegion by stay Away and and right there where
the where the gymnastics school was, they were having an

(06:51):
art festival and it was I met a woman that
that she used to date. She married Daniela pas Oh
Damn back in the day from from So what happened
was that that lady was talking to me. She was
an artist and she's a fan of cheese. She knows
all these Chicano artists. So her ship was right there,

(07:14):
and some other foods were there. Bro. You know, like
the famous ones that did the murals in East LA.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
They do it right there on the lawn.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, they was in the house, but they were the
gymnastics gym is now, but before it was just a
bunch of them. It was just like a bungalows bungalows
and that they had their ship. Pro No. No, man
went in there, bro, and I started giving alcohol and
just got fucked up.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
It was back in those days.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, man, they had alcohol.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Our shows always free wine.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, that's why they were studying Cheech's book because he
about the rights of all the Chicano artists. So this
book had all the murals from Los Angeles inside that book,
and I bought it yeah. So this lady told me
that she she was married to Dan the Pass, but

(08:01):
she got sick and there she was an actress. She
got sick. So then the POS shout out to the
guy from American Me. She told me that she married
him to get her. Wow. Anyway, she married him and
paid after that.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, okay, because.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
She didn't have health insurance. But she married him and
then they got health insurance. She got better. Then. Of
course there he is.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Damn hell.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Doesn't he sell her too though?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, he has his own little little then in the
past door in San Antonio, and you can take pictures.
But then in the past you can buy those cholo
hats and now for for for one hundred dollars, he'll
get a rope and get it for it behind your
throat and now he'll take he'll take those.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Back in the used to have that intro Mechical store
over there at Manapella at the town center. He used
to go there once a month and like sell some
of his paintings and some of the American media seen ones.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
That was the only hot topic back in was a
bellow town center. My mom used to take me. Yeah, no,
I bought a Maryland Manson's.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Shirt then Army Surper store in there.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
First went as a kid.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, and then realized, Bro, But on the TV, if
I take this hat off, what happens? I know, like
one of the coaches, Bro, that coaches soccer teams in
Huntington Park and Jack's all the kids and never gives
tell them, you know, the last place, last playing any mice.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
They's playing in a metal band.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Done, done, done, Juanna, thank you for the twenty bucks.
But that barely covered one light. Yeah, so what's up?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Man?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Under the guy? So you grew up in Alicia Alisian Valley?
You went to Marshall.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, I went to Marshall. I dropped out in the like,
SAYD when did you graduate?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
I dropped out for year second semester of tenth. I
think I would have been like class of two thousand
and five.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Okay, Man, remember when that they were chasing that fool
in the neighborhood he ran in a tunnel.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Fuck, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
There's been a bunch of television Bro.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
No, maybe the tunnel like by Alessandro like underground.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, they were chasing, they were chasing a fucking some solo. Bro.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
What happened.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
They got him. He ran in the river. He ran
into the river broad because further down with another tunnel,
you go hide in there, and they caught him in there.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Because in front of the band camps, isn't there a
beIN as tunnel under there?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, that's funny, needs to be funny. In our neighborhood
we used to live, you'd be driving and ship and
then randomly there's somebody sleeping on the floor living there.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, that's so different.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Man.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Have you been back?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
No, man, where they sleep now nowhere?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
They fucking threw him out of there.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, that's how.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
About the people they used to live in the river.
Bro shout out to Columbiano.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Bro, I heard you, LaSora. You know, No, I just
heard you talk about it.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
But maybe I've seen her.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
You know, Bro, I used to know this lady that's
so dope and she used to sell dope and in
the river. Bro, in the river, she just sit there
and a little little hand comes out.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
You basically had a little street right there. It was
all paved out.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah, the river. Yeah, yeah, dude. You know what was
scary was like the Yeah, now it's open, but back
in the day, like not it was all chained up,
so you would have to find an opening. And what
would suck is if it was nighttime, you would just
be like praying you didn't run into anybody until you
found the next opening. You'd just be stuck there. You know.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
I used to go down there with Hussein, like we
catch raccoons, we gotta let them, matt Rad, and we'll
go down there and we'll let it out and yeah,
well dude back, you can't trap them anymore.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
But back in the day, we'd let him out of
the river right there, dude, cracodile. Its hilarious. So you
saw the you saw the changes happening.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, like it started like maybe heavy, like five years ago. Really, yeah,
I mean we always felt cut off, like Outwater had
a bunch of ship to do. Echo Park happened, Highland
Park happened. We were like the last the last one, dude.
And then yeah, fucking coffee shops all that, it all started.

(12:10):
Now they're building apartments everywhere.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Even where you used to live on Denby they have
like two story fucking uh now like storage places or
like industrial space. Yeah basketball, No, that's on the other
side of that, that's right.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, Glass Park mix up. The hoods got sucked up
the super right again.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Both that street was the party with those dirty as fools.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Oh my god, those were nasty ful. I don't know,
but it's Riverdale. It's two streets after Riverdale.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Going Here's Here's Den be right, and then the next.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, I think that's that's uh damn because you brought dude.
I haven't had lived on Riverdale, dude, but.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
It was two streets up.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
They were the only black people in the whole name.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
And the remember them.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
They had too of them, like those storage compartments, but
they were like living out of them. And there was
a building there was like an old recording studio and
an old like they used to fix like car batteries
or some shit.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah, it was industrial man.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
And the next the next street, there used to be
a guy there that used to you could bring your
cans there that Yeah he's gone.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
I was by the church.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
He's probably gone too.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah I've gone. Yeah, I've been there. I saw cans used.
I ran the skate park on Mars Street for like
ten years. Really, Oh yeah, so I was there like yeah,
almost a decade, dude. I still live there too. I'm
still in Frogtown.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, dude, I.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Won't give you my address, but.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
So like because okay, so is that Denny's right there
on Fletcher and uh San Fernando.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Is that that's still there?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
No, it's not really Frogtown now that you're getting into,
Like I guess that's glass.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
El right at the beginning.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, because they're like super king the Armenian like a school,
like a big Oh you're talking.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
About Rebe Academy. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a school from
kindergarten like high school. You go from kindergarten through high school.
Seems terrible.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, yeah, ribbit.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, isn't the frog the logo?

Speaker 2 (14:18):
It might be?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, somebody read that wrong, dude.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
You look at that market, bro, that it's packed on
pay Day with Armenian.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, you gotta fucking you gotta go in with football.
It's dope though. They got good ship there man, a
good deli. Yeah, it's packed, dude.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
You could buy a burrito there in a gyro.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Together.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
That's like there's a spot in Glendelle that's like that
to Palmer Park. You ever been there. It's a skate
spot now, but that's like Armenia Ands Mexicans together, and
I was like, what are you going on here? Because
at Marshall they would have like race, riots and ship
during lunch. I didn't know that what year like two
like two thousand? Who finding what chickens and Armenians?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
But wouldn't they did they even know that they kind
of look alike, so like you'd be like, yeah, you know,
it's like the Irish and the English, Dude, we're not
like them though you.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Don't can bro, because our meaning brothers they don't need tattoo. Bro,
they could just get sweaty and write their number letters
on the air.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'm gonna go for the tribal today, you know.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
What we are enemies now and then do it like a.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Fell Island tattoo today.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
So for the people that don't know, when was.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
It called Armenians or Eastern European foods that were like us?

Speaker 4 (15:35):
When was the term of Frogtown coin like? Because the
story is like the river field overfield and all the frogs.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Should be called Gopher Valley back in the day, right.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
It was Happy Valley, I think I heard, and then
then Frogtown I don't know. Yeah, even when I was
when you were living there, when it would rain. Would
there's still be frogs around because I used to catch them.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
When they're looking for crack. Yeah, there were frogs, but
they were like you know, real they were there was
to stay in that area by the river.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, I used to catch them. But yeah, I don't know.
It's been frog town right there. Yeah, Western toads.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah's name Western Toads.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
All right.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
So in the fifties and sixties I used to love
I think that's the that's the Fletcher Bridge to.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Come home from.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Alecher.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, there's Fletcher. There's the one under the two.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
So you live at it is the cleaner side of
Allegian Valley. When I was staying, that was kind of dirty.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Bro a little elbow right there.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Hot. I don't know, man, it was all a little
bit like.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
By the by the park in that church of where
it's cleaner right there.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
You get a little right there from the little smug
from the little companies.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Right which which which church though, because there's that Egyptian
church that's on Newell and Fletcher. No, Newell and fucking
Ripple are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
No, No, I'm on I'm on park side.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
That's church side closer to the school outside.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, I'm closer to the school that the door is.
Play side is like the cleaner side that transfer, Yeah,
that's that's more clean over.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
I'm talking about to play basketball in that part. Man,
You're in another world there, dude, is it?

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Is it the little what about the basketball court that's
like against the mountains right there?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
On?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
No, that's that's by the Allegian by the theater right there.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah, tostic fools over there, yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah. Is that one a Disney restaurant, Tamil Shanters.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's our water already. Now you're getting into and then
you get to Tunerville.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Where's the border?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
You want tour guide or a podcast?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Man, you know these these geography Come visit, dude.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
I'll take you for Felipe was fucking walking around, Dude.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
My neighbor, bro really was he still lived there? Bro
on them being the local really because of local now
Bro horny and crazy big as shoes a bottle over
his head, Bro, because because I was just walking at

(18:12):
this and he was checking out this this pison lady
with their kids outside played and then he goes and
I go, I go that it was I told him
you're grow just because he was in my pathway, you know,
have to pack by him. He was checking them out

(18:32):
all loaded, and I said, you're gross man, at least
too old for me, and those kids are too young. No,
everybody with the dogs to him.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
You've heard that right, trying to instigate a rape.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
He told them it was I have a marriage to
him on a necessity, Broen.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
I got married back then in the in the Motherland. Brood,
you say a long time ago that when get old,
they just get perverted, like more pervert as they were
born that way.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, dude, hell yeah, man. There's people like you, like
randomly don't even know how to act in public.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
You're cratching your balls while you're talking about like catching
your balls insteade, the man spreading.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Everywhere picking their nose and ship.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Picking your nose not even sexual, and then speaking your
like randomly picking your teeth and not knowing anything that
there's like five hundred people watching you and you eat it,
they'll smell it.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Spit that steak on someone's shut.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
I'll be like my aunt bro after dinner. Fucking random
part is just flossy. Everybody watch the TV.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
You can smell it.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Like when when bro.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Escort of the restroom. The usher at my house. Dog
was like iron, Bro.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I want to tell that lady want to buy my toothbrush?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Then dude, let's take her to the dentist.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Dog. I want to hook or cracked her knuckles first.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Man, that's gonna be that's.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Gonna break something, Brood, how are you gonna hold these things?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
That's commandos?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
What's up? But man, Joe Joe? He mean is somebody
say you're wearing your Joe Rogan outfits?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, all right, let's beat him up.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Dog?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Where they are something like Joe Rogan?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Tony like Tony that was Jeremiah the way.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah. Oh, Bro, there's there's a couple here that passes
the flows to each other discuss. I know, I know
a couple. I want to say their names to.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
You have to these days, you have to save money, Bro.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
They bust out a little a little pig with a
then they finish it. They wipe it out to eat it. Man.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
It was like, gets on, Bro, I saw what I
I guess I would do it if I was like
I love.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
And you know house flowers. Those are tight, bro. Ship
snaps not bro separated. Bro's together? Bro know me gets in.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
There, broush every day.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Not me gets in those cut a bag with those
teeth has not my tea is bro. Man, I got
food in my mouth, Bro, I could put in a
pay for fun due put a straw that motherfucker when
someone foods like like you don't know, Bro, People don't

(21:45):
tell you like I talk like I would talk if
I know more kids later all time listen. Man will
never pick your tea with anything but the flaws, Yeah, bro,
because man, all my teas are lose. Bro. Me just
cheering and ship as straw. God to put it, look
and everything up.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
I've seen food and construction sites break a piece of
it to my one. Dude, you're like, my did I'm
Mexican as fun, but God damn bro broke.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Careful that had nothing, Dog, I had nothing. I said,
I got three little hairs. Put them together. People see
that dog a strong little hair chunks somebody. Bro. Just yeah,
I got it out bro, and gave a little pump

(22:40):
to the person who's sitting in front of me.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
But that's you know, if you got something stuck in
your teeth, that's a good ass relief to get that
ship out of there.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Goddamn just bothered some bit sizer.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
They'll just like suck on it and like, yeah the.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Movie for us keep.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Such a technique.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
What is happening with you? Yeah, he was a fool.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
You just pay a food to do it for you.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
And and it's too though. They be making some noises.
You're sharpen a little stake around the plastic to.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
You knows be sounding like little dolphins.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Line dog? What time about working at ups as a
security guard? And I said, I got something right here.
I got through my hair and I look what then?
Is that? I got paper clip? Bro? I found a
little lighter. I burned that off. Bro. Carnerized the wounds
in that ship, Bro, like American meat a little knife,
well burning that man, I mean sharp. But I got

(23:57):
that two guns and I went like this and I painted, Bro,
the whole ship came off. It was not black exactly.
It was like, Bro, it looked like a fucking uh
like like like sucking a whole grill, but it was
all dirty and black. I took it all off, bro like,

(24:19):
and I said, I'm fucked. And I went to a dentist.
Brother put they put me to sleep. They put me
to sleep and they put plastic out the floor. Bro,
like kill somebody like because Gabriel Painful gave relesson of

(24:42):
painfully and they kept positive going about this and man,
she comes to a lot more but.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
They start pressing them off and I'm sorry, I misquoted you.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
To give you relates to get put your wedding, but
just picked up.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Still paying after.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
This fool says they put me took.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
For my wisdom tooth out. And then the doctor bro
he was like, it's a lot of work. He can
he one of those doctor Brother, it's probably starting fat
nooel now because that fool said, you know, man, you're
fucking funny. Man, I'm gonna give you the biggest dosage
of whatever. The druggon was thank you, man, thank you,
and whatever you do, man, don't chew him and don't
take alcohol. Bro. He was just telling me what to do.

(25:27):
So I was like, well, coyotes, bro chewing two of them,
and I drank like a whole beer and Bro, I
was flying like Paulo Drinkerz and Burdbank bro.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Charges.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Kim Reglass came in there with a fucking tresh coat.
I was on stage, buzz I said Bro shout out
to give glass. Man, I fixed my teeth, man right now, Bro,
you point anybody in here, I'll bite it out for you.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Just showing the word.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
But whatever. Because I went to a dentist, I even
que his personal assistant merch guy. He fixed his teast too.
And Martine Moreno, Bro, I remember, bro, when never fixing
Martino Moreno, there was using like a big squeezee bro
to wipe their motherfuckers down. Bro.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
He went to a car.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
No, we have big teeth brow the grinder, the fool's
taking picture of.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Gri fuck dude.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Hell yeah, bro, what's up? And man, when did you
start doing stand up?

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Thirteen years ago? Yeah? December twenty one, two.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Thousand, went to the store open mic.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Not open mics, dude, my first open Well before that
I was doing I always wanted to do stand up,
but I thought it was like impossible. I met this
dude I was doing a play and this guy that
worked backstage he h he said he took an improv
class like Gosa on one and Boyle Heights and this
guy was teaching like a free donation based class. What's
his name, Lucas all Day And this other guy, Anthony Aguilar.

(26:57):
Anthony Aguilar is a play right. He wrote a show called.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
But I went there, Anthony Agular. He didn't stand up
right for a while.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
He did for like a little bit, a little bit.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah, and he's a is he a teacher in that area?

Speaker 3 (27:12):
He might teach now yeah, yeah, he's a playwright too.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
But yeah, remember I think Dominaz. I don't know, but
but what this got a community named Anthony for a
short while, and he was a teacher right there for
Fallow Gray Boyle. But his sister was murdered bro by
the I don't know if it's the same guy, Crane
serial killer bro from Texas all the Richard murs, No, no,

(27:35):
the other one.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
That new one, that one that there's a movie about
that fool.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
The train killer from Texas. What it was, man, you
want more to hear about about this?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
The game show killer for Killer, the Game show Killer.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Though No, not that guy.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Okay, that was from Texas too.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Actually the guy I'm talking about Anthony doming.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Okay, right, yeah, not the same guy. But I went
to kill Yeah, I went to CASA and then like
through the improv classes, I was like, oh, like should
say makes people laugh? And I was like, maybe this
is possible, started writing, went to an open mic and
I did like an airplane shot at Jack Paps.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
It was at the comics.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
This was at the Bronson bar on Bronson Bron said
and sunset, Oh yeah, this guy stand Macy and but
from Mac's brother. Yeah, but I went up. It wasn't
like it's terrible now I look back, but it wasn't
like bad. And I'm like, I was like, fuck, I'm
a comedian. And then just open mics after that for
fucking forever, dude.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
But it always seemed like that, like in the beginning,
like like that entertainment business seems so far away, even
the world in La but like it's all right there,
Like you just drive.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
A little bit and it's all like Hollywood's right there.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, dude, that's the one on one is right next
to the hall about you center.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yeah yeah, there's a couple of there's there's little casta
now that was. That was the original one, and then
they built another one. They got like a big theater.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Thould do shows there that wouldn't do with the one
link shorter than the other.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
M short.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
You got me Mondo pops one time. That's where the movie.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
You know, they're in that corner right there. That's Chicago
at Saint Louis and fucking and the first three. Bro,
that's where I got my first ever moving violation ticket,
illegal left turn, no seat belts, no insurance. I supposed
moving and I made righting from the police station. Bro,
I just drove into can pull over when it's the

(29:29):
police station.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Let's go to the precinct.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
They say, you got something in your teeth.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
But back, dude, back then. They'll beat you for anything.
They don't give a funk about that ship anymore. There's
so many people there.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
We go, oh you did, Oh I had a pregnant shake.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
You hear that keep a pregnant shack in your car
at all times.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
You've been a left herd from the left on the
right side. He goes, yeah, what you do? Then there
was that room and the would know the cars.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
A little little quick bullshit.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
The license said, you know, the driverizer said that that
fifty five miles an hour is safe driving, and I
saw that it was a safe turn. So you got
that right? Hell yeah, yeah, that's a I don't care.
I haven't been in a long time, but that street

(30:20):
is still dangerous. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
I always wonder that was like the final frontier for gentrification.
I felt like I would go there to see if
it had happened. Yeah, they were holding strong for a while.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeahs Coming Street, right comings then on First Street right
there by where the yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Yeah yeah, I don't know because when that one or
that one furniture so that had a coffee was trying
to open up right there by a fucking.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
But I forgot it was like a furniture place.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
And then like all these Mexicans came up this year
and they fucking stopped it from coming out, and they
threw also like bricks in that one pizza spot at
like opened up on Chavis like like they're fighting back.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Matter Like I grew up. I grew up in a neighborhood, okay,
And I can't believe they're mad that a pizza place
is moving in because when I was living there, brother,
pizza then delivered to my neighborhood, delivered to their shitty neighborhood.
But they were, they were, they were were. They threw
rocks in Boyle Heights where they didn't want to they

(31:22):
didn't want a pizza place there or the art place
in the throwing rocks. They were lucky enough to get
pizza delivered to their neighborhood where I lived. Bro, they
didn't delivered to the housing projects, so I would have
to I would put an address across the street from
the projects and wait there for like a perverb. Bro,
she goes, there's a pizza and we want a little
flash like.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Because right there Domino's bro there.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
And after a while that pizza place started realizing that
we get allowed deliveries to this house, so they started
delivered to the house. Bro, So they have to add
another address. Shut up to Luigi's pizza, you should deliver
to the project without even knowing, you stupid back on
first peek, Yeah good pizza, Bro, We got to our house.
It was dry, but it was so good.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Didn't care.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, So Luigi's Pizza didn't deliver, Domino didn't deliver. Nobody
delivered pizza that. The only way we got pizza was
on Saturday mornings. This fucking five food from Pizza Loca
was coming back back. Pizza. I remember, saus pizza, sauce,

(32:35):
saus pizzas. And then you're gonna go and you go
there five bucks, broll give you a pizza that you
get a woman up in your.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
House, do not hot already pizza.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
But it was that in the nineties right there, Pizza
Loka booming.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
One time I was loaded, Bro. I had like a
lot of money from working from working my corner, and
I a pizza man. I bought all his pizzas Bro.
I bought all of them and I tipped them. He goes,
it goes and I took four extra one that plan
bro passing them out and ship and there was yes,

(33:15):
that's something of me. And he goes, okay with you
know what that is right now? Because usually like when
when foods are buying stuff like my dad would do this,
but that would buy like bombimbo or French rolls ada,
and I full buy like it was eight of us
by like at least fifteen rolls, you know, and then

(33:38):
he'll throw it five extra for free, just in front
of the guy who think, yah, you know, and you're
just sweet talking to man Bro, like give him giving
him props on his haircut, telling him that the A
C is perfect right now? When can you say about

(34:02):
as well? I know were coming in there talking about
giving but then read the newspaper in the morning and
give and start giving people the news all day about
what happened, and people don't read the newspaper, so he
was like the messenger, bro, like no use, yeah, what
happened over there, but yeah, and then my dad would

(34:27):
be like Eadio banana his ship and two bananas and
hell yeah, what's up? Bro?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Do you guys remember Binos? Hell yeah, I was thinking
about that the other day, Like Beanos. It was in downtown.
You can get like there all that they're not around anymore,
but I just yeah, I thought about it.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
You Knowos was like just the shoe warehouse for clothes.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Really.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
It was like that one spot in uh in Green Span,
Green Span kind of no but like dirtier.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, it's like we spent penalty this mother. This place
had penal chiefs from fucking from Sears bro off color.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
What it's called Frontier that brand or something right those Yeah, yeah,
because there's a ship Brownie.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Would wear bro doors outdoors man, yeah or something to
s something off about those penaltyes like like if you
get a good penaltif from those, it'll be like everything
is perfect. But they just really short, bro, like.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
They went spark and ship from like if you rubbed
up against the wood, was the wool was untamed.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
It was like kind of if you washed it and
dry with other clothes, all the other clothes will have
penalty on that.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
She was like burd lap a little bit. It was
really wool, dude.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
The spots that there were like that near me, like
in the East l a or commerce center on weird
was that the five was it ten shirts for five dollars?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Remember those fun Yeah, it's all all by Asian people.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah there, it was.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Never five for ten dollars either, you go in, there's
some catch right, like takes fucking pro club.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
By fifteen mag thin cardboard.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I still felt bad for all my homies, bro, that
I never ventured out of the hood. Bro, Like both
of us did all their shopping and they're check cashing
in one spot. God, I remember the fool bro, Like
he'll have money and he'll go to a liquor store
and they'll catch his check and charge him for catching it. Yeah,
but that will be out there by socks, fucking underwear

(36:38):
and every wear shirts essent and walking out with clothing.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
A hot dog, bro, Bro, until next time the next
time Bro.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
That's a little store. BRO in front by the fucking extermination.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
One was Byeah, there's those baseball hats. They got their helmets.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, everything, I buy them.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Towels, I got boxers there one time, melted again.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Party at that house. I fucking party two hard brow
shouldn't myself and I fucking I remember, man, I said,
let's go buy beer, buy everybody beer. And I bought
some two pairs of underwears BRO and a soap, and
I fucking I got to do. I'll give me the
restaurant and I took a big ass fucking shower in

(37:27):
the tub and and I left the shiitty underwear where
I in their house and I like, I hate it, Bro. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. I just tried to do that. But
like somebody's house for some reason, like a little treat,
like it's a house where the bathroom the bathroom like
it's dirty. I would have to go like nearby Bro

(37:50):
and a talk about my underwear and wrap it and
hide it somewhere in the house. I'm never going to
be there again. I don't even know I should. I should,
let a know, No, I struck.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Again, can leave you a little marked stinking sticky bandage.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Oh yeah, so I buy it underwear at that little store. Bro.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
That was where I got some of my first like
porno magazines. Right there, he has a mean one.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
That full cash checks. If you catch that, you would
if you ca three checks for him, he'll give you credit.
Bro under the.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll take your money off that check.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
I will go in there, bro and goes what I
just tried it, bro. After I catched three laugh actory
checks there, just to make sure I said I got to.
I got like a forty ouncer brock u Cranberry juice,
two flowers and Bredo Patrick House lighters, barble lights and chips.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
I stopped going there years. I had a so like
I had an X when she used to go in
there with me all the time, and when we broke up,
I stopped going.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
And then I would go and where is she?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
And I was like, she's at home. I started getting
I didn't want him to ask me again. So I
haven't been back in Like those boxers were so like
like the material wasn't for It's like.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
It was like Knocker the Brown or something like that.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah, something like that. One time on fourth of July.
I shot skyrockets out of my ass and I was
doing it for my cousins, and like it didn't shoot,
so it just like stayed and popped and it melted
through the boxers. Yeah, the boxers just like melted like plastic.
So I think there's plastic and no cotton.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Who whoever went? Who here? Ever been to I had
a birthday party? Or were you and I? Or you
just went with your family or you went there to
a banquet with your baseball shaky?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Oh yeah, dude, yeah, shaky.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
It's a staple, right.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
That was a bunch of lunch, right, like maybe times
without the.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
People like people the coat or who leave California dollars
stand bro that California. It's all about pizza, chicken and potatoes.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Spaghetti that.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
You put on your packet to go bro fried chicken
is chicken, bro.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
And then how they put fucking what's it called on
the ground what's it called the ground table?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Hey? What's it called the Hey?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Are you talking about Felippe?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Felippe.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Yeah, they put on the floor shaky, some shaky, dude,
I think not my shaky.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Not mine either, was a lit shaky.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
You're chay you went to Bro, you were still Pinocchio,
but before you t to a human being. Bro, youre
all happy and you shaking everywhere.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
You broke a piece off of your legs.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
And that one that's SA place what is it called?
They had saw on us? And then Philips has like
they got.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Sa Doublins, the had to Doublins.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Yeah, Shaky is royalty ship bro.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Shaking and Glendelle Bro, did you ever see that? Hell
you want? I went there, Bro the to be a
philip Asian guy and needs to play a bunch of
instruments at once. He's playing guitar and all that this
that was there, I know something they went Damn.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Yeah, that sounds familiar. Man, Maybe I did see that
you were a kid.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, Shaky is the same level of sizzler. Bro.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Who's talking about first land? Right next to that fucking
right next to the Shaky's as an Armenia restaurant there
called Chicken Wase and that lady, the lady that that
works there with her husband. They look like they're still
extoring it for money all the way from Armenia.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
But yeah, and you know the man looks like gargamel loose.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yeah, he steady shoes, like he aren't here from Turkey.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
They're hiding money, bro somehow, because they always look like
like they're about to close.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
I think they're like something.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
They're still open. Bro. Remember remember the episode of Seinfeld
when you're in that place and you look up and
you go like this, Wow, man, you guys should really
fix all the wires. Man this place to blow any minute.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Don't look up, please?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Oh that place also place out there, man, I'm Glenna right.
It's not on Chevy Chase. That place right there. If
you're looking for a place where you could get an
Armenian coffee with a spoon and you can feel the
press press it's like oil dogs. And right next door

(42:50):
to the restaurant there's an Armenian music store. And they
only saw one artist. Yeah you know it right, we
got a fan. He shows out the fucking Alex the
Staples Center back. Yeah, I was working I was working
security when he was like maybe it was his first

(43:12):
time there, but he was at the at the at
the college where Obama occidental. Bro.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Because that's like supposedly this foe when they had his
concert in the Staple Center, they repossessed a bunch of
cars there.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
They know they would game operations.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, they come out, where is my Lamborghin?

Speaker 5 (43:32):
That meaning bro, but darken hair, it looks like that
the that fool bro Bill Belichick.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
All restaurants on that street promote his ship. That's why
it's like gangs fucking are meeting those story that little
area promote that time.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
But that's like our meaning ship.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
That's like, Bro, that's like you know of their ship.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Like these are media that you see. They're hanging around
like you tee that they're poor. But when when that
motherfucker shows up?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Even bags, Yeah, everybody those jobs.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Yeah, everyone's smoking cigarettes at the we are all we
said to Fernandez.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Okay, so last week were not imagine remember that I'm
got to cover ours.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
See them doing good.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
We need to cross. They were playing music, were gonna
this goes for from I love you know I do.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Last week when I was riding home, I took the
streets on staf from that road and I stopped right
there at the c VS.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Where are you going though? I'm going on? I stopped
by the CBS right there on staff around the road.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
A bunch of Armenians were like chilling in their cars
in the parking lot. Yeah, that's the national pastime. I
was like, they're just chilling here, yeah, beat Mexicans. They're
like in like you know, yeah yeah yeah. Now they
just lean on the car and smoked cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Tracksuit man, somebody just gave us five bucks. Well, hell
yeah his name what is his? Fito from Atwater We
went to Marshall together.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Oh shit, crazy damn hell yeah, thanks man, you know him? No,
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I don't know. Maybe I tried to be a rapper
when we were recording a backyardist in that.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Water interesting damn yeah, fuck I've been fucking Oh yeah, dude,
I remember the backyard studio that was my buddy Nick's place.
I think. Yeah, he had like a little he built
like a wooden shack, you know, a real small, like
four track recorder thing.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Really.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Yeah, that's one thing that was I was lucky enough
to be around like a lot of musicians and like
people who had spots to practice and all that.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Even fucking the fore track just fundamentals.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Of yeah, or like in frog time, we had a garage.
I was always playing in there.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
I won't even been playing.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Music since I was fourteen. I'm thirty eight now a
long time musical.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Family or what really?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Nah bands?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Your whole life there?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Oh yeah, I'd like to see it. I'll check it out.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
After man, I bought it from where we had another
studio and bad Eyes. There were these dudes moving out
and the guy said that was the first there. Oh damn.
And I saw it and I feel OK. He told
me for ten bucks.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
I wonder what it is?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Less less than sixties?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
The brand Slingerland.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
No, I don't know, but it's a go.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Ahead one blud Wig blud Wig, yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Wig, damn, not sick. It's probably worth a few hundred bucks.
I had an endorsement from them for a while when
I was on Kiltny. Yeah, they gave me like two
drum kits.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Is that your first endorsement?

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, they gave me. Questlove made these little
like kids so you could throw them in a trunk.
So we had these little ones we would tour with.
It was cool man, little jazz kids. Yeah, yeah, it
was dope, dude.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
What was like the main genre? You're always like punk bands?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
I was in punk bands, but in high school, like
I would play at parties for like rappers or like
I was.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
In like a well hire you for like you know,
like for like family parties and nah yeah yeah yeah
nah yeah right, so where's my cheeta?

Speaker 3 (47:05):
The other day my aunt had a single and mile party.
They were trying to get me to go up and
do stand up in between like the band playing I'd
rather die man, relax.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
When I was the last comic standing, there was this
comedian I can't dealve a name right now, but if
it pops up on a chat on everybody know. He
had a joke that he that went like this, my
daughter just graduated from Glendale High. The Valet Victorian was
named veil At Victorian. Who's that? Who's some crazy fool dogs?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
I remember that joke.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
I voted for you on last comic That's what I want?

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I was like, oh damn, a Mexican guy, dude.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
You know the first when I when I was the
last comment standing, like the first week, first two weeks,
like I was getting liked by all the white people, right,
all the white people because they saw the show first,
you know. But later on the fifth, the third week, RASA,
I started watching the show. Bro. Then after that it
was not Latino in the comic Bro, Like every single

(48:12):
day we're watching from such and such. My home was
locked up, bro. He sent me, we like to watch
you get letter letter like my homie. Bro, he's locked
up right now.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
He told me to go collect and to watch your special.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Because that's how they voted through phones, right, Yeah, the
number in jails calling ar Lebo.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
They were sucking like Lebau used to own the comedy store.
The main room. It was like a Latino dance club. Yeah,
it was u zeros. Yeah yeah, then it for a
little while. So how are we doing thirteen.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Years and you're a regular the comedy store.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
No, No, that's my next goal. Man. I've been there
like nine years. I did kill Tony for like six
and then I've been a door guy like three now.
So trying, dude, that's like, that's all I want.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Man, don't kill Tony one time?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
I asked you, I said, because I knew you were
you had lived in Frogtown. I said, if you could
use one word to describe your time in Frogtown and
he said crack.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah, man, all right, cool partying right there, bro, and
walking down that river bank to the bottom and all
night and the bro my leg were sore.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
That's a steep hill, bro, I mean that's the walk
from like Fletcher to home depot basically, right, God.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Damn hey, hell that we're party with Tommy crazy.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Tommy could be the day b.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
But yeah, man, I can't be doing this, Beliepe.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
So do you perform every day with your perform at Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Mostly at the store. Yeah, I'm there a lot, at
least like at least twice a week. I'm trying to
fucking get more shows. If anybody's watching this has shows
they want me on, I'll do it. But yeah, a
lot as much as shows.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
How did you get on? How did you get on?
Who started? When you started?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Damn dude?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Throughout Carmichael na I was around like Chris Estrada.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Fuck man, A lot of them don't do it anymore,
that's the thing. Like, yes, I remember, uh, I mean
Marcella had already been doing it, but she was at
my first open mic. I saw her there, Steve Hernandez,
those guys like that, Yeah, yeah, my.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Buddy rick Wood. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
A lot of them quit or I don't see them.
You know.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
The pandemic then the herd like you're starting two thousand,
twenty eleven. Yeah, and under around that time, there'd be
so many good rooms like are on several Lakes.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Yeah, there was a lot, Yeah, several lake lounge echoes
under sunset.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Oh my god. Yeah, and then also big Foot Lounge.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Big Foot Lounge rafas Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Was all that like like kind of the alternative scene.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Yeah, yeah, that's for a starting.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
But I always wanted to be like a store guy
my whole fucking life. I never thought it was possible,
and then like it feels close, you know, but I
just got to keep fucking doing it.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Man. Oh yeah, sure at the store.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Like Jeremiah hit me up one time. He's like, is
it all right if I give Polly your number? And
then Polly texted me you play drums, dude, right, And
that was during the pandemic. He was living in a
fourplex and Silver Lake and we were just doing covers.
He's like, my dad open for Elvis, Like I want
to do Alvis songs. I want to do songs from
the nineties. So we were just like doing covers and

(51:42):
then years went by and when he was starting his
podcast UFF, he asked us to come back and be
the band dude, he's a trip dude. So you guys
just did the background He's saying yeah, yeah, And then
when we got on the part, he was cool. He
wanted us to talk and like be a part of
the show and stuff. He's been good to me man Vegas.
I think he's in like Austin here and maybe in Vegas. Yeah,

(52:03):
he's always jumping around. Would you ever did you never
considered moving to Austin? Nah, you're la for like life.
I'm like, yeah, it's fun to visit, but like, I
don't know. If I don't know, shout.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Out to Jeremy Briggs. I don't know who you are,
but I have a feeling you the guy from Humboldt County.
What people so? Man, So when you were talking about
performing all those shows, how long you were doing stand
up comedy? Long time you were doing all those open mics?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Because I remember those rooms around the town the all
teams started kind of popping. I'm like seeing like all
those people like Alstreack and William.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Yes, pay.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
You get up here, but you know what time it
was more like I.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Feel like Eron kept all the money.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
A lot of comedians acted like the like the colloquial.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
The guy that's based off collective here exactly the jokers.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
What's his name, but he pleasures based off the same
like a lot of yeah, like smokes like like coal
miners and ship. Yeah, they'd be like like like a
super slipped yeah, and that that was the whole comedy scene.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Around that time.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
I remember they would hate if you had jokes, yeah,
like punchlines, right or.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Like a lot of people got on. I did a
couple of those rooms.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
This guy needs to get at Remember like one time
we went to we went to the Open Bic and
the Big Fish.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
They were having it bro the big Fish.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
It was on, remember that, And I remember like this
guy came in and we were talking about everybody and
all the like all the ALTI comics were just like
dogging the whole their canceled.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Because the big Foot lounges across the street from what
Best Buyer or something?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Right, it's right there on yeah yeah, yeah right there,
I want to by the costco.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Yeah, but the whole all team is pretty popping because
all those comics were end up getting on at midnight.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Yeah, they were like the high Ship at the time.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Yeah, that was like the thing back then. Well, no,
VP before pandemic was just feet picks like that, like
Guitar Center.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Some are still around, some some transitions that started doing
the club, not literally bro, yeah yeah maybe, but.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
The ones that came out of that were like well
like Rory Scobel, Yeah, Rory.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I remember.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Some of them helped Chris write his show, like Maddie Yeah,
because that one of the best fish Tackle and yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
They have good comics there.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
They just did one like yesterday or something. They're still
doing it something the out show, right show.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
And then they had this one Chinese restaurant right there
on the hill.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Yeah I remember that.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
I was upstairs.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. I saw some good ship there.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Your your favorite comedians coming up.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Man, like young people anybody. I like Ian Edwards a lot.
He's like Ian Edwards is dope. Chris is great.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Man.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
My buddy Ben Brandfin, he's a door guy at the store.
He's great, dude. He's like kind of got a Seinfeld
thing going on, but different.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Fuck.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Trying to think Rick Ingram. I'm trying to think of
the people we all come into you know, yeah, you
all right.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
How about the ones that you thought you came up with,
like when you when you were a kid, damn, like
famous people when you were a kid, Like you start
comedians on T.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Yeah, Chris Rock, George Carlin.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
All those dudes you mentioned. I've never seen him on T.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh yeah, I mean the greats,
you know, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor. We just saw Richard
Pryor Live at the at the New Beverly. They showed
it on at the theater and it was dope. We
went with like fifteen comics students. That might be the
best hour of all time, dude, which rich probably was
it Richard Prior Live. It's so one he shot in

(55:41):
Long Beach with concert Yeah, where the fucking dudes with
the camera in the front. But I was watching it
like trying to see if anything seemed out out of
date or whatever, and it was. It's all pretty so
good man.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
It holds up a good one. Hey.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Were you around the time when when the fake Eddie
Murphy's son was doing comedy?

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Yeah, I remember one of Richard Pryor's kids was doing it. Yeah,
he was working at the store Mason.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Is that the Sun Murphy?

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Yeah, I heard about that, dude, and.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Then the Sons of comedy tour bro he Li and
I was like water and I was and I would
talk to you brandough here and there.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
But then I guess somebody said you look like.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Him, and then he went far and he did it
and like damn dude.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
He made some money from him.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
But then people called them out because I guess somebody
went up to uh a homeway that passed out come
in uh like Edie Murphy's brother.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Charlie Murphy, Yeah, passed away like he's got.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
No fucking son that does comedy. And then that's how
like the whole truth came out.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Which is the date, the seventh? What's up? But I
know we're late. Man, happens to go that Mayo also, man,
shout up to everybody who was self deported for a
thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
That's it. Wait is that a thing?

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:57):
That Mayo man for that mile. If you want to
like South deport your ass, they'll give you a thousand
dollars and a beautiful plane to take you to your
beautiful country back a thousand dollars. Brou the cost like cost,
Like I guess people are telling Trump that this is expensive. Dog,
we're flying your food all the way, one time of

(57:20):
a beage. It now a thousand dollars. So my message
right now to anybody out the man who's a fan
of the podcast, and if you're listening and you're paying
attention to what's going on in the world, hold out
bro for five thousand dollars, no doubt.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Know your work, hold out, Bro, know your words.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Liter they're gonna say seven gees and raider tickets.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
There was a fool in the plow that said.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Fifteen dollars where they giving one?

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Bro, if you were like, if you were like, get
a bunch of homens together together, bro, and say and
just go there and lie and say, man, give you
those thousand dollars, and I'm from you will take a
ball take it the Hong Kong.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
They got the boarder leagually the next day.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Ship not Bro, I'm self deport right now for a
million bucks, Bro, And why not the prices?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
I'm mad at here? That's it though?

Speaker 5 (58:24):
Why why not everybody from America that sure just goes
over there anyways.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Dude, you know, but that's true. Whatever they say, look
look up, look up? But what what what?

Speaker 3 (58:37):
What?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
What?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Does it cost to keep illegal immigrants in America?

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Probably more than it cost to keep fools in jail.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Yeah, no, maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
Well it's expensive, yeah right, Like you know, dude, this
will have gone bladder surgery. That's sucking half a mil
right there, they curious lung cancer sucking at one point
five d.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
This is an expensive immigrant.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
So don't matter. Port Americans, you could pay up the
New York's cloths heavy cross the bear. Americans could pay
up to four hundred and fifty one billion for legal immigrants. Okay,
that's four hundred and fifty billion. Yeah, he could have
forty million dollars, Bro, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Million, all right, three though I was born here, I'll
take a million.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Fifty g and I walked there.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
That's too.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Little dogs in a Spirit airline Fire for life Spirit.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
But because you know, my little five geez in Venezuela
was worth a million dollars over there raw Argentina too, Bro,
But the one is not the same because the Wana
it's two dollars a taco, now, Bro, that's how it
is up there.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
A million dollars will get two million tacos.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
About brow. He starts trying to talking everybody waiting in
line to the border.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Give you a Spanish.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
You're starting to tago the canasta to the food who
are waiting and like to walk across the border, like
we know when it's five hours long and the Tijuana
I drove through.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
I went to Bahia, Los Angeles. I went swimming with
whale sharks over that. So I drove.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Yeah, I drove.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Yeah, I've never been like to hang out. I've never
been to the hoto of that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
The talgos are really good out there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Man, that's where they're from. They need to put a
taco at the end of like a fishing pole over
the walls. That's how you get them back.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Reverse.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
But you know what when you when you when you
come here illegally and you're fixing your papers. My line,
you're you're fixing your papers. You got to solve the
port anyways to come back in when you do. Yeah,
that's what's what we did.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
That's part of that one thousand dollars deal.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
As a little kid, when we're kids, I was always
a child doing this. But remember left Mexico. We went
back to Mexico and we lived there long enough to
say that we're back, and then we came back inside legally.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Don't you got to hit the embassy or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
We hit the embassy. Both countries need to know what, yeah,
we had because because when you're illegal in the United States,
Mexico has no idea where the fuck you are, and
there's like you're in limbo document, you're undocumented. Now you're
not in Mexico and you're on documented in the United States.
So you have to go back and get them at
three collab, which is like the Mexican idea, and then

(01:01:33):
you get your your fucking your your visa and passport
and your process began, which well we did, we did all.
We did it all legally when we came back in
because I noticed that on my path on my when
I was when I was a Green card holder, it
was said that I arrived in nineteen eighty legally arrived

(01:01:55):
in nineteen eighty, because we heard here illegally said I
don't know what years have green card. But we went
we went back, we saw the porter went back, and
we came here legally, and they have to wait because
at the time, right because everybody had to do that though, right,
you have to leave and come back.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
But a lot of fools said, you know what, fuck daddy,
I'm defecting.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
It's like, you know, I mean, it's sucking hardcore.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
But now I thinking about it, like it must be
crazy for like the Mexican government when they're like somebody
crosses or here and then they saw paying.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Taxes or there, like because you know, when they came
in and they're just like whoever was there? Pretty much
just fixed like you know, like boom automatically.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
H So you're legally here, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Yeah, she took the citizens that she took the test
in two right there at the convention Center in downtown LA.
And I guess she took it in Spanish.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Yeah, And I guess a bunch of people went there
and then like nobody lets you take their citizenship tests.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Have you ever checked that test?

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
It's hard, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
I don't think i'd get it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
I think you have to have a little a little
fucking like you know, a little quiz books before you
take it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Yeah, you go to Mexico.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
I was born here, yeah, in Glendale, dude, Glendell, Glendell Memorial.
And then they took me to Denby.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
So you performed. When you started doing stand up comedy,
you just helped the open mic and you had a
job and all that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Yeah, I was uh yeah, I was running the skatepark
in Frogtown right there, just fucking. And then uh, when
kill Tony happened, that's when I kind of was able
to like leave that and we were touring and ship.
I was living the life man and then the pandemic
hit and yeah it's all good. I mean, I have
like an open door now I can go there whenever
I want to do it. I run it to Tony today.

(01:03:35):
Actually he's in town. But uh, but yeah, that was
the ship, dude. I got to go to Australia and England, Ireland, Canada.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
You had kill Tony in England. How packed was it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
It was?

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
It was It's not like now now they're doing the
O two Arena or whatever. We did like little little
theaters Leicester Square, we did fucking London and Manchester. Manchester
was some like like black box theater kind of thing.
I don't know how many it sat. London was a big,
a big spot though.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
That was a trip.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
It's crazy to hear because they used to do these
like joel Berg chants if I hit like a joke
and hearing it like with like British people.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Doing this, dude, Yeah you did Amsterdam.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
No, not Amsterdam, Ireland. That was I did like a
Chola character. I do this character Joelina and I did
it in Ireland. It was cool to have this like Chicana,
like Cholo character in like fucking Europe.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Was fun.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
In Australia, I have never been offered ketamine more in
my life. Dude, you take it, you know. But just
everybody was like fucking that's what they got out there. Yah, dude,
somebody brought me d MT. I was like, I'm not
fucking doing this. They're like just flying. I'm not flying that.
I don't want to see God right now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Put your hands behind your back.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Yeah right, sting operation dude, or the week situation in Australia.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
I think I hit some out there. Somebody brought us
some h Yeah, it's all right. I don't really smoke
like that, so anything fucking I get all paranoid and ship.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
It was like a coating dude that would go away
like twenty minutes. Yeah, they didn't get me high. I
got me like, I don't know it's like smoking.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
I hate so much McDonald's out there too, really.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
But we were laid with Tim tam Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Yeah, maccas. What do they have outter that's different than
the McDonald They had fries with gravy. They had like
French fries with gravy. People there, Oh yeah, Sidney, Yeah,
there's a lot, dude. They do not want them there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
But they're everywhere. I know, right there down town and
we were, bro, they're all type of sushi Chinese food. Man,
I loved it. Yeah, partners aig restaurants, incense.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
I don't like little sections too, like a Singapore section.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Yeah, I noticed that it's all broken down. It was
like the Vietnam sections.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Little was huge, segregated, and you get a little China.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
And then because the Japanese in the Korea and Admilkorea
one have the newer stores, but.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
The Chinese was a bit of the biggest. That's the
biggest immigrant.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
We got homeless people in America, but Australia have the
most steinkiest.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Fluid over is that burger? Please call again?

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
I don't know for the fuckers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
I can smell it right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Now, bro, the food.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
No, there's homeless there's no weigh like five hundred pounds.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
But he had like a fur coat on dog lot
out there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
He was big homeless guy high. How do you he
was right there just chilling, Bro with the ship by
the bus, stay by the train.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Sta. He's a white dude, Bro, but his haird like
dreadlocks from all that. Yeah, and hair like the doll
but worse.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
When I came back, I fucking ordered typhood and I
didn't realize my location hadn't changed typhood in Australia. I
had the call and be like, I'm not there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
I give that for a hammer girl, bro. And now
when he touched it, the hammer gun turned right over.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
He left, Bro, and it's still small like people there.
I didn't, but you know what for people like that, Bro,
that's his when you're homeless, you did, I have a
weapon and that's his weapon.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
A dog won't bite that food dog.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
No, Bro, cop will have to call Rookie to arrested
that because I know you know, but like the cop
for fifteen years and arrested dirty motherfucker. I was saying, man,
go call the academy. Sped to that, Bro, saying, go
give me one of those fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Give me crocodile dune.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Originally from the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Yeah they don't have Yeah, it's like a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
I'll go ahead. Walkers Donuts was across the street, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Walkers Donuts.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Oh yeah, well good as donuts. It was.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
He was the new homeless guy, because you still fatty.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Homeless for at least ten dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
So he must have he had crushed on him like
a dog has it on there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Okay, man, he's not. We could tell he was a
white dude, but everything about him was full of dirt.
That just a dark person.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Rall this guy, dude, I have.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
It's because they're like eating bad calories.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
O chips, soul bro.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Fucking he was sleeping in his car, dude, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
What you're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
What's up? Heyfore I stopped smoking weed or trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Have a baby, he went back to smoking weed. Brother,
we're doing natural.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Yeah, yeah, I'm socially homie.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Ship through that wood rolled somebody is always funny, huh
When he rolled the butcher's big ass shoes fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
Target right the air Franken style in the sad Yeah
he's got dude, he's the only one that buys like
size fourteen shoes, well thirteen b.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
One?

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
What different size for each foot?

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
There's so what Instagram? Man, people go follow you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
On my Instagram. Johie Menez Comedy, j O E L
j I m E n e Z Comedy, go follow
him right now, guys. Yeah, let's get that fucking number up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
So you said that you were doing the naked roast
battles back in New York.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Yeah, I did it once. I just I it was
at skank Fest. I was fucked up. I was like hammered. Right,
I don't drink anymore, but uh I was hammered. And
they're like, hey, we nobody wants to do it. Do
you want to judge the roast? I was like fuck yeah,
and Tony was like, you know you gotta be naked, right.
I was like, let's fucking let's go, man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
So I went I did it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
It was like, were you like kind of chubby or
was I chubby? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
All right? So I came out, I'll say this, you
need to like a bag. That's where I found out. Well,
I went across the street to the Boudet I.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Did.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
I bought one of the fucking Rhino pills. But that's
where I like, if the world found out that I
that I'm doing all right down there. I came out
and zach A Miko was like, damn Joe, you're not
even battling and you won. So I was just sitting
their legs open. So it was like hard fully hard.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
It wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
I don't think it kicked in. I think it kicked
in afterwards. That's funny, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
I hate to be hard.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Spot was called mister Charlie's Full.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
We're at in Australia. Yeah, waits the Fay McDonald's is originally.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
From I don't know, dad one here they were in Australia.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
The Charlie's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Oh yeah, that's what the next show.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Next show I'm doing, I'm opening horribly Funny this Monday
at the store. I think it's at eight o'clock. And
then me and my buddy jet Ski Johnson, we do
a show every third Wednesday of the month called Offbeat
at the Company. Story. Yeah, in your new show, were
you doing a belly room main room, the belly room?

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
Yeah. We got our instruments on stage and like people
come up, we'll fuck with them, or we'll play music
or whatever. It's been fun, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
How long have you been doing that show with Jetski?

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Like five months now it's brand new.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Yeah, who started a rose battle? Because I was there
one time when I watched the whole show when you
guys were the high five. No, no, the wave, oh
the wave.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Yeah that was Jeremiah Willie Jamar. I came in like
like later. Moses was trying to do a bunch of
different stuff to keep it fresh. But I guess the
roads started because Josh Martin and some other comment got
in a fight in the Jared right, no, no, let's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Not say his name, but.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
But they got they were gonna fight, and then Moses
was like, hey, you guys fucking like go roast each other,
And I guess that's like what started it. That's what
that's when the first one happened. But yeah, they've been
going a while now, dude. That they had the last
show at the House of Blues before they shut it down,
so I got to see that you got a TV
show too, right, Yeah, that was what it was. Yeah,
they were shooting it at the House of Blues and
then after that they direcked it. Man. House of Blues was.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Sick they don't do rose better no more.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
They still do it. Yeah, Tuesday nights belly room, Yeah,
I think at ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
But people do rose better, not ower the country have. Yeah,
but you guys are the first one, yeah, England, Well
you guys the first one though, I think so.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Yeah. I think the first one was at the story. Yeah,
and then it just like branched out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Have you been on a rose battle?

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
I'm uh nah, I've never shouldn't have been.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
You better your one of your best rose battles you've seen.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Damn dude, some of those digits, those digits. Yeah, he's cool,
he's funny, he's more like he wins off of like character. Yeah,
I don't know if his jokes are.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Like because when you roast people, like in the projects
in the hood, there's always a food like those digits.
Who's who's beating you by doing dumb ship?

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
That ship always fucked with me. But you know what,
in the roads better, in the streets, there used to
be a guy. There's always somebody that wins just doing
dumb ship like that. Yeah, I remember this, dude, I
wrote the funk out of this food, this fool, and
then that food irmitated me saying the same thing, and
everybody died.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, doct do that?

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
People like that ship though, you know, I mean that's
all they that fucking sucks. You have to add the
little theatrics to it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Dog one time in seventh in eighth the seventh grade,
eighth grade, I tried to be funny in my science
class and some cholo who goes, hey, Helmie, shut the
fuck up, and I was like, you can rey her
from that. Everybody fucking lost it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
But Bett, one of the funniest was was the one
where they some guy were roasting this comic.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Name Page Oh yeah, Page Wesley.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Yeah. And then and he said something to her about
the big girl, Yeah, the roads that he said.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
This will show me the video. Dog creamed her heart, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Dog Nicole Buchanan and Joe you'rrown. She told him. He
said something about her being ugly, and she goes, if
I'm If you don't think I'm hot, why are you drooling?

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
You don't anyway, But they were, but both of those
fucking come they were funny, dude from both people. Dog,
I don't remember, but good ass fucking a fat put down.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
And then you know whatever, Yeah, hell yeah, No, I've
never done it though.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Oh he said that it's nice to have page her. Man.
They gonna pray for her Wei wei all day.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Fuck, that's funny, that's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
That's so fucking yeah. I've seen some brutal ship. They
used to have a rule that ship that white comments
could say the N words like once.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
A yeah, it doesn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
I think someone said it and it got a little crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Who said it?

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
The guy?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
I am one of those alternatives. Hell fuck yeah, man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
The best roads I ever seen was about Burris when
he was when they were he was on television about Bird.
They were they were roasting Justin Bieber on the Just
and he wrote it. He wrote in everybody, bro and

(01:15:28):
he said to he wrote to everybody, was was good
one brother that were kind of like more to the true,
more true person more personally and true. He said, give
it up for Jeffrey Ross. He's making most of his
money and comedy tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
That was like ten years ago. I remember watching that
thing on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
He goes on to Chris, He goes, I'm not a
big fan of you, man. I don't know what you do, man,
but they say that you have no vice. You don't drink,
you don't smoke. I guess the only advice you have
is going around the country doing horrible comedy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
I can't remember who it was they told. They said,
Flavor Flave, you look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape. Yeah,
what was the other fucking nume? Someone said Chris ben
Wise a better father than Flavor Flav right after that
had happened. Yeah, Geraldo had some good ones.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Man also, man had a good one on when they
were I wrote him Pamela Anderson. The white comments didn't
laugh as much, but it was funny.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
He said that Pamela Andrews vagina is drier than a
set of silver men in a room full of comics
that can't do anything for.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Damn dude.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Yeah, that's fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
That damn.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
Remember when he was roasting Larry the Cable Guy and
he kind of snaps, Yeah, I've never roasted a fictional
character before.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Who's next? Year?

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Are you? Are you so popular? Yeah, it's not that
they think you're funny, is that they've never seen a
cable guy before.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
What's next?

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
Larry the Dentist, Late Larry the High School Diploma or
some ship like that, damn dude. Yeah, he was the
best man. That was awesome for two years passed away.
That's crazy to me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
Colombian, right, Colombiano, Yeah, dude, yeah, And it was like
a lower or some ship.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
And he was he was on your side from the beginning.
That's coming standing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Bro, Damn hell yeah, you get to hang out with them, yeah, damn.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
I opened up for him another comic in Dallas. Damn
back in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
Wow, did you used to have a Volkswagen?

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
I had a Bobo Okay, all right, cool beige one.
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Some guy at some my aunt's party was like, yeah,
one time I drove Philippe and uh and uh Gabriel.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
There's some some gig or something Gabriel had to give Volkswagen.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Okay, then it might have been Gabriel. Then yeah, I
don't know. I never trust these fools at the they
find out I'm a comic and they're like, yeah, man,
I used to know that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
The ice house right there we go, b you baglies.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
I know, Amilia man or people what your thought when
you're hanging around with the comics, and for comics, especially
the young ones, they've been doing it for four years
are still late, Bro, still to five in the morning.
They should go to work happier and happy, Bro, because
you had a taste of entertainment in your mouth, so

(01:18:39):
you feel good. You're still high, broke, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
That's a general eating at Denny so like the sun
came up before the morning. Oh, I can't do that now.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
The day Dennis, Yeah, we went to I Hop, Bro
to I Hop and where else? What city it was in? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
But outside the road you could do that, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Oh, it was like ten minutes a waitful go for it,
the ie hot Bro. And there was like a bunch
of college kids who graduated there, Bro or whatever, the
old fucking peaches. Await your name, picha Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Hunchbag and ship damn hell hunchback of Notre Dame.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Damn. I'm gonna smoke a segway, guys, guy, want anything,
I get it from the waiter. Let's tell you, I'm
gonna smoke a segarette, guys, but it won't get on
your real cheese. But you can't scratch my money, Fred
right here.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
But those foes were some good cooks. But you know
what tripped me up the whole night after everything was
we got an uber, that got an uber. So we're
this bitch crashed into the phone ship the curb like
you know what I separates, right, it's a curb and
then you know, cars park on this side, like I
best buy cars park on the other side. Dude, this
bitch just runs it over full force of the fucking

(01:19:53):
super rude dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
You guys, she was gonna hit it, but is anybody
gonna you're gonna hit it?

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
Bodeful suspension.

Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
She was in the super dog and all I built
like that, all like high damn. Yeah, dude, I was like, dude,
ready to like put it a complaint. I fucked in
my back dog right now.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
I saw you walking a little crazy. I think you
need to see.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Somebody shows coming up this week, next week.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
Just just horribly funny that. Yeah, I'm trying to get
more shows right now. That's the you know, trying to
get spots, dude. I'm trying to fucking write new material
and like I'm sick of all my old jokes now
I want to like you know, but it's tough at
the store because all the pressure, you know, so sometimes
like pot luck, you want to do you want to
do this, but like good people are paying, like the door.

(01:20:46):
Guys will use pot luck as like an open mic.
But then you got fools dropping and do it like
the best three minutes they've ever ridden. And they wreck
it and they wreck it, and then you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
Do that guy the bombs that night, brou that guy
has to go home. Yeah, yeah, but I got a
bomb a little he's bombing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
You don't see somebody's favorite who just dropped in the bomb? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Yeah, you don't put a little camera in there. Dog.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
This wasn't at the story.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
This was another show.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
There's an actor who was doing stand up for a
while and I saw him show up and everybody was
looking around like, damn, dude. Yeah, I think you can
guess who it is.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
You need a better script.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Yeah he got better.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
Yeah you're talking about j J.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
You got better, get better. Yeah he headline women we
picked up with merch started wearing it. Oh yeah, bro,
But that that dude just talking about he's been in
and out a stand up his whole acting career. He
put it did like back in the day, like a spot.
He did a spot here, but he's always been in
and out, but not really like the Yeah, the road

(01:21:52):
they just started doing road road comic.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
It pays, and I think it's also one of those
foods that all our theater actor background when they tried stand.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
I gotta see what this feels like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Man, and just bring my bones.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
I love a live audience, man. Nothing that compares to
the live audience.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Energy man, true impersonation.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
No, not really man.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Pablo bro in.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
The city, Yeah, like to survive.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
One was hit the five dude.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
Yeah, I remember Tartilla boy dude starting, yeah, yeah, you have.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
To you get to come over here and get my mail.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
And I heard you talking about my webOS.

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
Man. It's not funny, man, it's my jobs are expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Brothers Yeah, food.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Family, Pablo mean, oh yeah, I will have to cancel
a weekend. Uh, I don't know. It was last week.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
I saw it on the Facebook page for past cancel
the weekend we're gonna on tickets?

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
So you were there.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
There was a video start do you remember twenty twenty
video next to the Ralphs to the Yeah, like the
Asians owned it. They an autographed photos of Emilia on
the fucking right by the checkout dude. The barbershop Tony's.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Did you ever go to that that that bitt No,
because you live in Brogtown. But there's to be a
bit of store right next to Welst Fargo on Fletcher,
that Fletcher Bronze. Yeah, in that water, in that water.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
Yeah, I went there, Yeah for sure. By the tennis store.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Yeah, Filipino no, no, no, further down by the it's
a it's a it's a Hugo's restaurant. Now, okay where.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
Maybe not right there used to be okay, oh yeah
it was in the back, yes, okay, okay, yeah right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
There there used to be a bit of store, bro.
And I was there when that shike got held up. Yeah, bro,
you know what saved me. I was in a porno station.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
Closed the little door.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Closed the little door, Bro, means fat food come in right,
and there's other fool and all I saw with the
Asian guy, Asian guy's hand hit the hit the car
register and then opened and that food standing and got
all the money and they just walked away. But when
I got there, they had just I walked in there

(01:24:09):
when they're walking out because I didn't know. I didn't
know they were robbing the place. But I always think
if I would have, if I would have showed up
with a porn or. I like, I'm gonna take these
two shot me because they were scared.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
They never know, Broy, just like shut the floor.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
But you didn't grab like gay porn videos and then
you scare them, then they'll really shoot you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Yeah. Man, they got robbed in front of me.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
Damn, dude. That sucks. Also that day and I.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Saw when I was living there, I was standing in
a corner and I saw a trans woman get personat BRO.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
That sad, bad days right there. Yeah, the liquor store
BRO with some cigarettes and a and a fucking forty
or something. And then and then some fools drove by
the purse bitch and they who ran in the car, Bro,
and by the fucker's beat your ass.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
She would yeah quick, she happens like that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
It was so fast, Bro. And my neighbor Bro, he
died of AIDS.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Sorry, I'm not laughing at that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
He's been left over all when you and when he
had when he had like a week to live, he
told me when I said manam, when I said manna, yeah,
but he gave me all his groceries and he gave
me a cash and I I helped them packed stuff up.

(01:25:43):
He knew, bro, he knew like they took him to
hospital two days later and never came back. I remember
he was he was a good dude man. Yeah no,
he only had like a couple of glovers or your
your your size, you know, and then big fools. But nah, man,

(01:26:05):
I could just see him like he had like a
bunch of ship in his face. But that's what that's
what we see. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
Still some hope, bro. Yeah, dude like dying.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Those gay dudes broke that. You can tell that this
fool like no matter where he went, he was gay
ass fog and everybody loved them broched it. But all
his friends were dying. Dog Damn dude, But damn that
fool got personatched. I remember what seeing him later on,
it goes a man o see know your hell? Yeah

(01:26:48):
that that for We used to make me laugh because
the landlord and there was Tony and he's still there
Tony and that water bro Tony Tony's spirit salon. He
used to get a haircut from him.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
At the bar he's in. He's by the home depot
now yeah, yeah, I maintained skate shop. You know, that's it.
Our foot sees the bar right around there. Yeah, okay,
I go skate underneath the bridge.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Ye. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
His own school though, Tony, like I remember going in
as a kid asking for a mohawk. He's like, we
don't do that, like.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Hey, and he talks like he talks like he went
to college.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Yeah, we don't do mo Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Real Tony was like a serial killer bro or an
assassin broke, because he has the pace he does like murderous.
But then again, you get from Mary Barber and.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
The Third Hillside Stringer.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
You know what you know, when the lady who owned
the whole building died, she gave it all a Tony.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
The liquor store, Wally's, the Capricorn, the apartment across the street,
and the apartment where I used to live. When the
owner died, she gave it to Tony bro crazy pieces.
So he just collects when he when he gave it
to him, I think he he didn't change the rat
or nothing. He didn't say I'm gonna everybody just came

(01:28:08):
paying the rent like normal. Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Is that next.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Wells Fargo on Brunswick and.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
Fletcher Nah, Wells Fargo not not the one by the Ralphs.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
It's water.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Yeah that Walls Fargo is gone now yeah, it's uh,
I don't know the streets by Club TG and all that, okay,
uh yeah, the Beastie Boys studio was right there.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Grand Royal that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Looks feelings Nah, that Grand Royal when it used to
be in the supermarket.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
Grand Royal is like right next door to TG. It's
in the past. The mic video it's on. It's on
Glendelle Boulevard.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Right there by that food. Where has the accordions of
the street from that?

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Damn? I don't know, because you know, you're right, because
that that that need to be a Filipino market there
in that place was the studio back in the days.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
That's they had that beat. That's that stue. But then
they did they have a son of the g had
some pad right there too.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
Something else, Yeah, I know, like black yeah right yeah,
hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
In nineties spots, well, gangs in that water Rathcals.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
Yeah, Radcals, dude, Tuonerville they're so are they so active?

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
I think so?

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Yeah, Well what happened was uh fuck, I don't whatever.
I think, Well, they did like a gang injunction. I
think I think I think it's out there, but like
I think three of the neighboring gangs were like working
together doing stuff for somebody else. And then you could
google court documents and stuff. But yeah, I don't know.
Tuonerville was fucking scary back then though. One time my

(01:29:44):
mom was going to drop a friend off and she
saw he lived at She goes, I don't go in
there after night.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
She left him at the edge of the fucking that's
the whole thing at nighttime.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Yeah, those people who live in right right there, like
closer to Los Phelis side that area, they're different. Those
people who've been living there, been living there since forever,
compared to no longer than the people who live by
Atwater Huh. Yeah, maybe people those people who live in

(01:30:13):
Tuniver were I heard that there were people that were
displaced from Charlie Ravine, so they're extra angry.

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
They really protect their neighborhood like a real hardcore. But
you can't be driving in there, yeah with a p
you can't be George Perez and a penalty driving in there. Bro.
Somebody gonna ask you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Something, oh for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
And then they had CCP right there, which was like
Chevy Chase Park. It was like the the Farm League
for fucking for Tunerville. It was crazy, dude. Yeah, my
cousin Anthony lived over there and luckily, like I knew
him a couple of times. It got weird and there because.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
There's a gang in called Tiny Boys and there were
the Farm for Boyle Heights owners and Tiny Boys was
it's short for Tiny Boil Heights.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
Okay, yeah, we got ev B it was Alesian Valley Boys,
and I think that was like to go to Frogtown,
you know, the Major League.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
The Major League, and the head Hunters became Diamond Street.
What damn or Vermont Gang? Yeah, damn dude, No, no,
actually head Hunters is a gang. But back in the day,
head Hunters was just a football team that used to
wear the Atlanta Falcon colors red and black. Damn.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
I remember when I was a kid, I got a
Dogtown skateboards hat and my brother was like, you can't
wear that, dude. I didn't know Dogtown was like a
gang too.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
No, there's another gang called Dogtown in Dogtown.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Yeah, boy, Downtown later some projects that's Dogtown.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Wait is it right down Main Street?

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Yeah? Whoa Dogtown? Was they call of Dogtown because that's
where the Irish people were allowed to live back in
the day, just like dog like dogs. What's up? We
got well? He men here, Joe he or like white
people stay in Dayton, Ohio Joe, Jim and.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
Yeah, Menez.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
Do you have brother sisters?

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
I got a brother.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
Nah, My brother is an electrician dude.

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
I don't even know how old he is. He's like
in his fifties or something.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Different.

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
Dads same mom.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
I don't know, man, but hang's on Danny's. It's always
fun when you don't have to catch a flight in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
Catching a flight of early sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
No matter what. That's chill. You can, I mean, just
be cozy in there.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
Bro. Yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
He has had a later flight on Monday or No.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
We were there. We were the Friday night. That's earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
We gotta take off at eight.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
I've been going to swingers a lot due That's where
I'm fucking Beverly. No, no, no, Beverly. Now that's the
Santa Monica one. There's one in Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
They're open until like three AM or something.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
That's cool. Not three anymore. Even cancer cloth at midnight,
but you get to order food to go, but you
can't eat it inside. What about Norms?

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
Is that still like a twenty four hour thing?

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
Maybe Norms is they're always working on some ship the
day you show up there and fixing the yeah yeah, yeah,
putting up this. Don Barris goes to Norms all the time, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Yeah, oh yeah, what some food coming to the new booker?
Huh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
It's been crazy, dude, A lot of a lot of
ship's changing. It's it's been good, though it's hard. I
really love the old booker. It's like but but uh yeah,
I don't know. Sh It's fucking different now, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
It's any about comedy like like like you'll make it
like a like a close relationship like a booker there
managers and then they leave and then new people come in.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
You start.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
I've had I've known the new one for a long
time because she worked there for a long time. So
it's all good. Also, like I think too, I can
pivot like whatever, man, I'll figure it out, you know,
I'm not. I'm not worried. I gotta just keep sucking working, dude,
keep my head.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
Down, what's up? And our body shut out to Ramona,
Joanna Bosch, McCleod, everybody chatting right now. I'm gonna be
ready in California this weekend, and also I'm gonna be
in San Jose day next week. I don't know where,
but they saw right there. What do they say, may

(01:34:24):
not read orland ship next week the following.

Speaker 5 (01:34:29):
Week May sixteenth, May fifteen, seventeen, You me and Rizzo
be in a comedy club of Kansas City, Kansas City,
June twenty six, twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
Six, When did I start reading? Podcast? Come out?

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
It's already doing. It's gonna people are commenting.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
Like what everybody saying that thought. It's all quiet.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
I'm saying that he see he seems surprised like he
seems he seems he could have been like, you're at
Active Collision.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Bro should have been out there fixing my car, my truck,
bro round.

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
That's the Spanish podcast, you guys do it?

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Broylis okay, just.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
A little bit of bodywork bro aside. Yeah, what's the
name with the company?

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Active Collision?

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
Active Collision? Man, if you're there and fucking lae. Also, man,
if you're looking for a cheap tour bus, they got
one for stale.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
Oh yeah, that's a big that's a home right there. Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
You gotta bring you gotta make your own keys.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
That us bus some chicks, bro, that's the secret office.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
So next week Arizona. No No, next week, So this
week with you ready and then fucking San Jose in
the next week fort Worth, Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
Also, Man, I have a new podcast. We just shot
the first one today. It'll be coming out soon. We
all good, very good shot at least that night. It's
called what do you What do you binge? Way? What
do you left? What do you binge? What's up? Foolks?
You got later raise, I got it.