Ep 529 - Jeremiah Watkins - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't try, don't try?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
What some fool podcast? Welcome everybody to the waterpol podcast.

(00:32):
We have Jeremy Michaels here man, what's up? Mankins in
the house? What's a fool? What's up? Fool Michael? He's
a wrestler from East Los Angeles.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah, you're mixing George Michaels and Jeremiah.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
You know he thinks that Jeremy Watkins people are wakins.
What's the man with the sacks? Have you been on
stage with the you known stand up with the sacks?
You went up on stage with the sacks.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I've only done a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I like it was him one time.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
It would have been a very rare set. I like,
never do it, but maybe possible.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
The first time we worked together on stage was when
I did my only kill Tony, who I've been invited before.
By the way, Yeah, you were. I didn't know. I
really thought you were. Really you were a good actor.
You're a great actor. Because I remember I was there
with because we had him last week, Joelle. Yeah, we
had him last last week. Yeah, And he told me

(01:41):
what's up and said, man funck town? And so the
show continued, you know, there was a guy there who
drew us Brian J.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Belt. Yeah, good artist.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Good artist. And I remember I was you gonna find
the drawing because he drew me like my head was
real big with my hair. Then he drew the whole
cast of killed Tony in the bottom, so my hair
was it would look nice. You can find it.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
He ended up doing art for you later for your stuff, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
For posters.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
And so I remember that the show went on and
the band was loaded, the whole band. They were getting loaded.
But you, I really thought you were loaded, bro, Like
I really was concerned. And I remember going home thinking
that fool got fucked. I ain't gonna make it. Man,
he get it like that I saw it. I didn't know.

(02:32):
I saw myself and I said, oh man, he's going
down the same route me and Joe Diaz are going
to right now. Needs help. So then somebody later on,
somebody said that you were sober and I was just active.
But it was good. But it was very good because
I remember, like, even though somebody told me on the
way out, really loaded, and I said, now he's just

(02:54):
a friend covering up or some periods.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
It was good.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
I'm trying to remember what character.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
We were just the band character. But you guys were
like partying. Everybody was partying. They were fake party, but
it was partying because Joe was fucked up to and
he was trying to stop you. And then like because
you were like kind of party. But then you walk
him in like real good. It was like no, no, man, sorry, sorry.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Maybe we can folld up on YouTube like the cover.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Why okay, yeah, Lisa, thank you man.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Okay, heck yeah, sucking on that grape juice?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah we.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Had okay yeah, big glasses like this dude.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I had like a huge glass. I swear the whole time.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Like that differ, that's a different like drunkenness or different
high little.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Speaking of I was watching Colombo one more thing.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh I love Columbus girl. I grew up watching them
with my dad.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I started watching him now with Lisa. She used to
watch with her grandmother. And it's funny how you was
up all dirty. Yeah, and everybody's ignoring him, but he's
watching everything like and he just checking everything. He always
catches food though he can't slip it, bro, he can't
catch us. One more thing, one more thing. You know

(04:16):
my son I have a son. My wife wants to
get into this internet thing.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I'm not I'm not me.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I start hurting, you know. So there was a lady
who killed her husband. The big were waiting for the cops.
She had one of these man, but god damn that
motherfucker with this big dog. It was like it was like,
I don't know how big.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
It was whiter than this, that's half the bottle. Bro.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
It was wider than this. And she she had less
than this in a drink, but mad goblet she had
like it was like swirling in there, a little bit
more than that, like half up through there, but it
was a big glass drink and she was going like this.
She was going at this with the Columbo.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'll sniff it it off.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, it was your time here. Oh man. My favorite
Colombo are the one where William Shatner comes down. He's
such a good one, stupid dighead bro. The way he
acts like like he's perfect for Colombo.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
I can't believe somebody made it bro though with bad
acting like that.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
But wasn't that the thing of the character that he
was supposed to play somebody that like.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You know, I'm talking about widom Shatner. Yeah, you're a fan.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Oh, I mean I like the star Trek.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
But I mean because he's good thoughing Colombo though, like
he really makes you want to hate him more.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well, I suppose he's like a great actor. That was
his little skill. No, it was he wasn't even pretending
right there, right, because isn't his other thing too, that
he like gains a pound or two every year just
so he doesn't look at his age.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
It's like ninety Wait that's that's a life hack for him.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, really, so like the crease, so he didn't have
any creases.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
That's not like Joe Diaz. Joe Dias say, a man,
that's the opposite when you put a banana a blender
as Mercatories.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Suspinish in there, fantomom.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Right now, when you get a pounder year, you lose
a nature year of wrinkles.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Some about falfa something. You know what I'm sayings newt
to brain or whatever the fucking shit's called from Austin.
You know what I'm saying. Enough enough, Jeremiah, you know
what I'm saying. Tell us the truth. I told you
I'm up by four years, all right. I think I'm
not sure if I'm more sharking he's Canadian, or tell

(06:31):
you a little story.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
That's a good episode right there, Bro, that one I've.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Seen that ship. He does a little lene of coke
r at their dog. Yeah, I usaid, Larry Omaha hooked
up some acting lessend, like he paid for him. He's like, yeah,
she lives across the street from William Shantner, So I
couldn't get to this lady's house full And I'm all,
it's across the street from William Shatner's house. It has
the big white shutters.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I was like, oh my going acting classes.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
That was a fight. Did you see one shutters sends? Yeah,
dude was all blocked off. There was no fucking white shutters.
It was her house. Ninety four years old. Yeah, bro,
what year was that? Foolborn doog? This is nineteen thirty
the depression, fool saving those calories.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Wow, dude, you came to Hollywood. Did you come here
to be a porn star or natural comedian or what
was your like? We talked to an some comedian. Bro,
they came here to be a drummer. Then they fall
into stand up welly kimel to right.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I think so dude. There's a lot of fools that
came here for.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
There was somebody we had in the podcast that came
here of the drummer and.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
From Tool used to do stand up fool the singer
Dog before Tool. Really yeah, dog, but you came here
for stand up.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I came out here for comedy.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yeah, where you're from Kansas, but part Kansas City area.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Grow overhad park in Oleisa as well.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'll tell you. Yeah it was dead. That's the comedy clout.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Yeah yeah yeah, and the girl out there. So two
thousand and nine, came out here.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, been here a minute.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
You were in a movie though, right, they kind of
like got you, like, uh, been in.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Some indie movies over the years, something like around that
time or something.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Twenty fifteen.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
I was the lead in like a suspense thriller film.
Yeah yeah, it's called I Lived And it was like
this tech thriller movie like where this app started to
mysteriously improve my life but started daring me at barge.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
GBT bro Yeah yeah, black girl yeah oh yeah, there
it is right, bad dude.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Yeah, I remember you had the long hair for the
longest oh yeah, long time Redband mentioned that ship.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Oh yeah, classic Jeremiah from right. That's what bro.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah you did that in Kansas or in La, I
know in n La.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yeah yeah, I was out here doing stand up. And
then weird Hollywood story. I was at a Super Bowl
party sitting on a couch next to uh Dean del
Rey and a.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Director was teching. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Director hit him up and he's like, I'm looking for this,
like let me know if you know anybody, and.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
He's like, I just got the craziest text.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
And uh and he's like yeah, he's he's He's like,
I'll pass your info along. And then through a series
of auditions after Dean's referral, I got it.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
So that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah it's cool.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Oh yeah, Dean Dale will race.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
But yeah, he just put out a special. It's really good.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
It looks good.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Shot in a cave broll he shot in a cave.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Cave.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah, it looks incredible.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Yeah, called thirty eight fifty six. Shout out to Dean deal.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Ray like it's an actual comed club.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
In a cave.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
It's in a freaking cave. They built out the set
in a in a cave and.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Seventy and.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Pretty Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
That was cool.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
It looks cool.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
He's digging back into his roots.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Why will you do this? I don't know where red
rocks underground.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
That looks like I had one left the whole night,
just left it all.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Long Cave Restaurant in New Mexico, Tennessee. See there it is, Tennessee. Yeah,
the first got to do with comedy. Well that's the
whole thing.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
I mean, that's that's the thing. The first, Yeah, first
special in the cave.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
For sure. We'll do my underwater water world over here
to be called.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Bezos sent us to space doing a comedy special zero gravity,
specially called I'll watch He Lives.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
I'm gonna have that guy putting up man.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
Mm hmmm, badge, dude, submersive what's called the caves?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
You gotta do it? Like, how would you top that
in space?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Like this fool said, But I think that's actually, like
you know, bat would.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Be pretty cool. That's that's that's not expensive already, Bro
to build out lighting. That's a lot of transformers, Bro,
for all that power.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
I have to I have the best. I have the
best idea for a next special. You're doing a cruise.
People are there with you for fucking days on a cruise.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Shipwrecked an go Outside, rule Boy, come Back, Nobody trailer trash.
Tammy just did a.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Day late the Dollar short.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
It's called Tammy's Pontoon Party. And she filmed on a
cruise of.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
The mouse when you try to come up with an
avenger called the Tunis Trainer. And I walked through stated brothers,
I already had.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
One ah fuck thinking about a new one.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
That a way he's done.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Do mine in the ice cream truck? Bro? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah, bigs over the speaker, speaker.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Hey, what's so what do you do for living over
there at sixteen thirty four East fifth Street, Loser.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
You're doing a BUCkies home buying ice creams?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Off, come out of the house.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
This is notices would be dope. That would be dope.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
What Santa Comedy special? BUCkies Bro?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
You could be BUCkies Bro.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
I got the tee hes okay, Walmart.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
You know speaking of BUCkies that do that? That was
in my show. They got cha con from kill Tony
the Baxic, the comedian Choby Guy Houston. Yeah, and riquet
cha cons his name. He's he's to be He's to
be actually Bucky at the bucket stores.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Of the mascot.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, Okay, Yeah, that's just for real, bro. Huh, there
he is. He said that one time Tater Salad went
into his his store when you were working there and
you recognized them and he has them for application. Yeah
around White, you're.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Here, man, I think we should work.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
What's up man? Everybody that came to my show last weekend.
In reading California, Man, thank you.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Man.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Not going to brag about ready, Man, it looks like
Florida with you know, trees that legalize marijuana.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, you're right, it is a Florida without a beach.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Because people were telling me, man, you know that's that's
the capital. But it's a lot of KKK members in
reading California. Listen, bro, longer one is legal and reading
I'm OKKK with all that ship. You know they're gonna
say because you gotta think about it. Bro, if you're
a member, if you're if you're a clan member, you're

(13:50):
gonna stay away from everybody, which is okay with me.
You're gonna you're gonna stay away from everybody. You know,
you're gonna come out every once in a while. Man
for Jeremiah j Michael Shoulder ship.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
We gotta go see the saxophone man or the saxophone
whatever you call it.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Reading Jeremy Watkins and ship.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Readings was like the hottest part of North California.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I people tell me all that bullshit. When you get there,
everybody nice, dude.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
It's always like want.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Tell they watch up man, you're gonna go to Florida.
I feel it just responding to these facts. Have you
been anywhere? Have you in it anywhere past the one
on one North?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
How about when you tell people you're from California, It's like, Oh,
I want to move there? How is it out there?
I love the beach.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well, I've been living my whole leverage of beach.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Twice stepping stones.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Yeah, it's hard to when you live out here, it's
hard to make it to the beach. Yeah, you said,
like I thought when I moved out from Kansas, I
was like there every week.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
I really thought that, And it's just hard. I don't know,
it's just hard to.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Start working in the beaches that far.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
When I was a kid, I out of the beach
was so far away because we only went there like
like like yeah, like once a year.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
It's only like twenty five miles bro. Yeah, traffic is crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Or Disneyland six Flags. They went to Disneyland.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
I mean when I was a kid, like not probably
once or twice, but then when I got older, when
I started dating that one girl that worked at Disney.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Just right, hah.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
It hurt the most when we broke up because the
free Disney tickets.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Late Small World after him, they are actually there. We
did the the It's a Small World after All team.
Remember that one guy jumped in there. Yeah, so they
just took away all the all the people of color
of the ride and they had it. They replaced someone

(15:47):
people from South Africa and Croatia.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
They called Afra Connors. Bro.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
That's how they You know, it's crazy about the people.
People're bringing in people from white people from South Africa,
refugees and that you can finally tell people, you know
what I got. I lost my job to an African American.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Must brought his people for the Afra Connors Bro.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
They're taking their jobs. Imagine, Bro, you walk into a
target and the managers there loose. That's a bad guy
from lead the weapon too. You cannot arrest antsylum another accent, bro,

(16:30):
Fucking South African accent bro. When they tell the funk
off it's some of it's not like I love you
funk off keeping good hope. How you know if these
people are look they go, Bro, look at the crazy
looking motherfucker right there. Bro, what going on is that?

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Jeremy and Michael's.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Right there, my man, that looks like Jeremy Watkins.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
You know, you put your picture on a I t
see how you look like.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
That's like that's like old haircut me on the left
and then current haircut me on the right. Future yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
When you started, you went twitch to the comedy store,
like most comedy so you started off at open micing.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
No did open my I was. I was doing improvit
Second City and stuff.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
And like a city here in La yea yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
And then I went to the store once for an
open mic and I had kind of like a mid set,
and it scared me because I didn't want people to
remember the set. So I left for a year. I
didn't go back for a year to the store. I
was like, I gotta get way better because I didn't
want like somebody to see me who worked at the store,
who like that's that would be their impression. So I

(17:50):
just so, I just I literally I went back to
MIC's for a year, and then I came back and
then I started going every week, and uh, I started
doing the mic there and then work my way up
from the mic to pay railer.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Me.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
I was the opposite of Bro. I got past the
paid regular and disappeared for fifteen years. Really I didn't,
I was. I was like, no, I didn't know how
to network or do anything. So I didn't know that
you have to call in. So I thought they about
to call at your house. I never got a phone call,
so so and I and I showed it for nine

(18:24):
weeks in a row at three minutes, three minutes, and
then finally Mittie went to the side and said, call
for spots at that calling for spots, but there was
like a she passed me right there?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Did you get passed right away?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
No? To me, nine auditions in in a row, but
she was there all of.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Them though, but it was it was nine weeks in
a row, so you.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
She showed up. She says, come back next week, come
back next week, come back next week, come back next
and finally she said, you're a paid regular calling for spots.
And then I was working the door.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
I had a I had a if wearing a white
comedy store T shirt at a white one and me
and I gab, but then they got mad at me
because I would take off my T shirt and then
wearing inside out and gonna do a spot at the
ballot room because I knew people, and then I would

(19:24):
go hang out at with a dormant a lot chewy.
But I was wonder man like if I if I
was passed as a paid regular, why did I get
the job? Because I asked for the job. I didn't.
I didn't ask for the job. I wanted it.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
So you became a paid regular and then you worked there.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah. Interesting, I would pay regular called for spots, and
then I called for spots and I didn't come for spots.
So I just got the white T shirt and I
was just working the working in the O R room
our door. I stopped the with Arnold Bro and he goes,
He goes, I'm gonna pay regularly now man, Wait a minute, Oh,

(20:09):
he was a paid regular. He got passed on the
first showcase, so I stopped him because I didn't see
him again when I auditioned the eight more times and
he got passed the same show Bro. Those three minutes
he went. He was the first comedian that I know
that went from comedy set to headlining on Friday Night.

(20:29):
Bro that headlining Friday, but he was in the main
room show on Friday Night, the big show, the right. Yeah,
so I stopped that brother. Oh yeah, man, you you
do the grease joke a little man and when it
goes to a nine o'clock spot at the main room, dang.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
When the way it worked for when I showcased it
was it was a year between showcases.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
So I got on the third time.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
So it was a it was I showcased one time
and then I showcased again a year later, and I
didn't get a second time, and then it took another
year and then I got on the third time.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah. I think if she didn't like you to just
tell you, like come back in six months or whatever,
or come back whenever. I don't know what she would
tell people. Letn't get passed at that time when when
when they were performing for her, because I was never
paid attention. I was only focused on me. But she
said come back and call spots after the ninth one.

(21:28):
But she can tell me and come back again, come
back again, go right, going back Okay, she wanted to
see if I have I have enough material to do
the main room or to or if this is what
I was thinking, you know, like maybe she wants to
see if if somebody is running late, if I could
stay on stage forever. Sure, but she was tensing up.

(21:51):
She was tensing me up, probably on everything from the beginning,
because some comedians like join me, Dina. She just didn't
pass him because she says, straight up, he's on groomable
or I can never make this guy into a comic
the way I wanted to be a comed I can't
mold him. I can't get him to change his name

(22:11):
to enjoyman seat or something. Audition for the managers or
the for MYTZI.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
I only met MYTSI once.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Uh So the talent coordinators while I've been there, Uh
were Tommy, then Adam Ege, then Emily, and then now
it's Rose.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
When I when I was when I auditioned, Tommy was there. Yeah,
but he was not a he was not a talent
coordinator guy. I think he auditioned with me at the
comic and he didn't get passed, but he had a
job there instead because I would walk in there and
he was working in a little room the booth. Yeah,
he started working at booth. He started working at Booth
by the way, maybe twenty five years probably. Yeah, and

(22:57):
Matter were talking about that's why I wouldn't call because
I will come in there and Tommy will put me up.
No matter what tell me, I will come in and
make it. I'll go up, He'll put me up. So
I was I was always doing the O R. And
then there was other shows where I was doing the
ore in belly room and then somebody will put me
in the main room with something like a showcase show
or something.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
I auditioned for for Adam. Uh you get and he
passed me on the third time arrived. And then with
Tommy he was like.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Keep hanging out, keep coming back.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
Like that whole thing of like you know, and then
like you're next up and then like he got fired.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
And I had put in so much like hang time
there that I like went to Adam.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Was like, yo, like where do I stand with you?

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Like I got to know for my own mental sanity
if I'm starting.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Like completely over and he's like he's like, no showcase
you Yeah, So he's like we're bringing Showcase back.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
So then yeah, a couple more times.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
You're gonna pay regular and you do the main room.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah yeah there this weekend.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
Yeah oh yeah yeah I saw your polls where you
said that, uh were you on three different my key
marquees on the same night.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah that was special, dude.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
I mean I I've done I've done that before where
I performed at the all three clubs in one night,
but never been like, you know, a marquee name on
on the three. So I was like, this is I'm
gonna take this in. It might be sappy or whatever,
but I'm like, this is a cool moment, Like.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
That's that's a big deal man.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Yeah it was cool.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah try fact Yeah. Comedy clubs.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah yeah, it was cool. I was like, I'm gonna
take a I'm just gonna take a moment.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
Yeah yeah, I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Think your phones away. At the comedy store.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
They started, uh put them in those yonder two. I
think all the.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Rooms now better room.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Yeah okay, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Because when I was at the comedy store, that's him.
I tell a little pouches.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yeah yeah yeah. Everybody has those patches on their tables now. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
It got real popular, like Comedy Works and like a
bunch of other clubs and the mothership is doing it,
and I think that eventually, like.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
The store is like, all right, we got to do it.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
I don't think it turns them away, but I do
think it makes it forces them to focus a little
bit more. And if they really got to check their phone,
then go out to the lobby and get it unlocked
and take a look at it or whatever.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, okay, I.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Mean comedy show's like well, like only like less than
two hours.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yeah, unless I mean with the store, if you want
to stay crazy late, you can get like a four
plus hour show, which that's tourists will do it every
once in a while where they'll well they'll get there
right before nine pm and then they'll stay till like
two am and have Don Barriss close it out with them,
and it's that's a full experience.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
That little bar outside of the of the Comedy Store
when you walk in there, is that open to the
public or you gotta a ticket to be there.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
And so I think it's open to the public. Yeah,
I think you could. Technically if you just want to
go get a drink, you gotta sit there with a drink,
yeah you can't take it.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Or the Latino girl tackle your ass.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Somebody coming racist the other day.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
She said, heard.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
That, Yeah, somebody come, I'll do that, going great, somebody
coming racist again. She just did Latina girl. Bro that
works there. She wears the door. She works the front
of the ballet room, the front of the o R, well,
the front of the o R outside every once in
a while, random for trying to come in there. Bro,
like yeah, like just a you know, like a barfly

(26:43):
just and in they're cheering in for free drinks, or
a or a fanatic bro who shows up with all
the photosybody don't drinks?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah and ship.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
We did a show with.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis did their live pod guest
at the Comedy Store.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Jason Ellis, Oh I love here man, that full a skater.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah you homie right, yeah, you worked with him, right yeah, yeah, yeah,
I did his podcast.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Oh he's cool man. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
There were people that were outside on the ramp at
the Comedy Store, like paparazzi trying to get Tony Hawk's
autograph and I was like, whoa, I don't see this
at the Comedy Store.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Very often where people are like waiting.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Outside of the store like a gang of people and
the security had to be like he like threw like
He's like, do you have a sharpie? And the guy
threw down like a sharpie and he did it and
then he's like, all right, I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Is that the one where Chrisler thought, yeah, you fell?

Speaker 4 (27:49):
It was so funny, Yeah, what happened.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
So basically there's this trick with with coaching skateboarding where
like if you want to make somebody feel good, like
it's for little kids to build confidence and stuff like that.
And they did this to Burt. So he's on stage
and they had skateboard out there and so he's holding Bert,
you know, like by like like right here, and so
Burt goes to to try to alie and Tony Hawk

(28:15):
put his foot underneath the middle of the board to
lift it so it looks like it goes really high
and Bert goes like this and he's like like like
it was like this pure moment and then they told
him after the show that they're like, yeah, that was
like we kind of helped you out.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
So funny. Yeah, looking it was fun.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
But he but he it was pretty awesome to see
his genuine reaction, Like, I mean, you know, you're skateboarding
technically with Tony Hawk. It's like, how is that not
your reaction? You gotta be stoked, like I was just yeah,
of course, like yeah, like the Tony makes you a
yeah yeah yeah, it's like to like Mike's shoes give

(29:03):
me power, bro.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
The fact I want to know Bro was used to
sponsored by a Baby Gap.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Now a junior Gap now moving up in the world
baby Oh yeah, and you do a lot of voiceovers too.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yeah yeah yeah, I just for a lot of stuff.
And then I was I was on this, uh the
show called DC Superhero Girls. I played the Joker on
there You're You're the Joker.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah that's so cool.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Yeah, that's that's like my one of my favorite roles
I've ever got to do was voice and that that
was that was super cool. Might I mean I'm a fan,
so I'm like I'm randomly wearing this today, So yeah, yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Does Mark Hamill the matter.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
You No, but I would love to meet him.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
I Mean, my my joker is definitely like it's super
influenced by his because I he's my favorite Joker of
all time.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
I mean Romero, do the cartoon Joker too, Mark Hamel.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah, he's just the television is the live.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Action Mark one of the original one When to go
Oh yeah yeah series, he's the one. He's the Joker
that had the hyenah.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Yeah, and he's still voices him from time to time, right,
Like there's like some projects like.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
H yeah, video games.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Right like they on the video games.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
I do a great Lisa. You have a great Lisa.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Do you do any Batman characters?

Speaker 2 (30:36):
No? No, Batman?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Well, well he isn't Batman right here in my presence?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Whoa Robin say something?

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Hello, Robin, what are you doing here?

Speaker 3 (30:56):
That is great?

Speaker 4 (30:58):
That's that's why I got cast.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Wow, that is dude.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
I was ready to riff with you, but you're like.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
You know's funny the way he's doing it again, What
do you want me to hear? What?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
What?

Speaker 4 (31:14):
What would you like to hear about Felipe Spa.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Because that character bro from there's something about Mary, the
one that sucked up his back to meet Mary the
pizza guy. He's kind of doing like a joker right
the way he's talking to her.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
It's like like a British accident.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I just hit a business in a while and he goes,
the guy is Deity was a bad d. He's a murderer.
What a cock blocker.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Cock blocker.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yeah, and there's something about Mary. Yeah they're all.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Kind Now we should just become cock blockers.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Story of man right there due the ultimate cockblo.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Even even the old man. I would just I was
just talking to you to get married.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
That is so funny.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
So I'm moving. When you were like little, I saw
I remember saw the movie.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
I was like ten, and remember I got when the
party is tracking, I'm a mom covered my eyes.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
I don't know. I don't know what's going on. Bro,
I don't know what's going on. Yeah, and I understand
the whole that I didn't. I didn't understand any of that.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah yeah, all that suf some condition.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
That movie. Man. I saw that movie like later on, like.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Oh it's great.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
It's said in Miami right yeah yeah yeah really that
hot or like you make people go crazy cam in
their prime.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
I think she's the hottest in the mask, you know,
like people getting going crazy in the mask.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
But like yeah, Marry, yeah, the mask.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
The mask she was I think like I had the
mask right there.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah, me too, Bro, I like to sew more, Bro,
I got my peanuts touch was zipper that what you did?

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Not big enough?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
She does the same right, comn Biaz. She's got no
plethic SUSI as she No.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
She's all natural. I'll natural, right, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Maybe or she a good work then I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
You kids too, damn yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Older one just turned four, and then the younger one
is about to turn two.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
I do a bunch of different voices for them. They
like it, like like I'll read them stuff at night, like.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Books and stuff.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
But sometimes my older son he's just like, can you
just be your dad?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, which my daddy.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Dave Jeremiah, Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Even then after a while they starts going.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
With the I know yeah. I was like, all right,
we get it. You do voices, dad, You're cool man.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Your kids don't understand you doing stand up now.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
They don't so so they don't fully understand like what
the comedy store is.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
But my four year old he's like, is that where
the vampires are?

Speaker 5 (34:08):
I'm like kind of yeah, yeah, like he like because
I've shown it to him during the day, and I
think as a kid, you know, it's a big black building.
And I showed him the belly room real quick, and
I should like showed him my name on the wall.
We like took a picture on front and it was cool.
But he he doesn't really understand, like he knows like
I make videos and stuff because like he'll see that

(34:30):
kind of like kind of like the more innocent clips,
like I'll show him like that kind of stuff. So
he's like he kind of gets his dad does like
TV stuff, but you know, he's little, so he doesn't
fully Yeah, but he like when when I did a
I'm in a commercial right now, this Einstein Bros. Bagel's commercial,
So he likes to watch that because it's a music video.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
So it's a song. So he's like, can you put
on the Bagel video? Yeah? Okay, so that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah, yeah, I got too.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Did you work the door at the comedy store too?

Speaker 5 (35:06):
I didn't know people thought I did because I hung
out there so much.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
They're like, this guy works here. I'm like, no, I'm
just I just.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Watching who started? When you started? When you were like showcase?

Speaker 5 (35:19):
So I got passed with Jessica, Michelle Singleton. The class
of people who got passed before me. It was like
Sandra Yoklano and like Earl Skicl and.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Kennedy mm hmmm mm hm.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Oh yeah got passed when you got passed one one
before me? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Yeah, uh he was doing it for a while, huh dude, Yeah,
well that was the thing. Like like Adam showcased him
because he's like this guy he like he called me,
He's like, hey, you're great, but I got to pass Earl.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
He's been doing this. I might get it, totally get it.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
And then before that, like a while before that, it
was like it was like Jamar and like Willie Hunter
and like before that or it was like Tony Hinchclip
Benjia Flalo, that whole crew, like Drug Carmichael, Like that's
who I used to see, Like MIC's like everywhere was
like crew of people.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah who you saw.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
I was more at the improv.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
Yeah, I remember that time, Like I remember meeting you
like run at like twousand and nine.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Yeah yeaheah. Like when I started, I used to always
hang out with them. It was Jamar and then also
when Jeron what's it called and Less was there.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Oh yeah yeah, Angelo, Angelo Bauers, Freaking Josh Meyers, Yeah,
Ja Capretta, Justine Marino. I was like Baker yeah, oh yeah, dude.
When I first saw Tony Baker at Flappers, I think
it was I was like, who is this guy? Like
right away, I was like, this dude is unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Yeah, yeah he is.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
He Uh.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
He's easily one of my favorites to do uh stand
up on the spot because he's just he just knows
how to riff so well, and he just like he
knows his voice so well, like comedically and like who
he is as a person, and that helps a lot
with that show. I mean, Felippe, when you did it,
you crushed it because you know, you know your stand
up vet.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
You're just.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
And I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Tony when he started.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
He was ready, He already had a family, he was
married already, so like he opens compared to like I
was like, we're like in our twenties.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Oh dude.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
We were like, this guy is Kansas crazy.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
It was wild.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
It was truly this guy is married, dude, like yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
My family, yeah, life, Yeah, We're like, wow, this guy
is so much life experience compared to us.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Yeah, yeah, because I just moved out.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
From Kansas and I was like I got yeah, I
remember I started doing stand up remember, like seeing them
lop of Mike's was uh uh fucking what's his name?

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Fucking uh?

Speaker 6 (38:00):
He was working at the Improv at the time, but
he's also doing a lot of stuff at what's it
called at uh National Lampoons?

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Fucking uh.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Sandy Danto, No, he Sandy worked the door at the
store Adam.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
What's it called the Adam? You haven't work Aholics? Oh,
divine don't yeh.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
Yeah, he was like a waiter or something like that,
the at the Improv.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yeah, yeah, I think he.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Was a door the door there.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Yeah, and then he sold they sold their Workaholic script and.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Yeah, dude, it was crazy.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
Yeah, we had a funny joke about that transsexual or
something like that.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
That joke sounds like like techno music or something. It
was funny. Sexually transmitted to sounds like a techno song,
sexually thrown. I don't know what's funny, dude, You're a fair.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Head looked fun and that food in their video, bro,
you Ariz focused on zo I know, right, Well, all,
how did the band you guys pull out of a truck. Bro,
We're gonna take over.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
BETWEENK and the Beast, like the guys.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Shrip up, Bro, Steve. What's that guy named?

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Bobby? Bobby Bobby Bobby Uncle Junior here Bro? When he
was eight years old? Where you got the glasses and exception? Yo?
Here some rocky bro? You are you?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
I'm not gonna impressions, took the retorted girl.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
I'm in a voice over, Bro, and I get residuals
for it, and I'm like, oh, I don't even know
it was in this show?

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Was it the cartoon that Universal Crackers?

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yeah, yeah, some show on the Fox.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
I guess it's it's comedy. Uh, cartoon network, not cartoon network.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
It's on Fox. What's about this guy from Philadelphia? And
they all have Philadelphia accents, which is hard to do.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
So what what did you do on the show?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
I was just play a big fat nerd who knows
about hacking and all that.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I just I just do my life. Yeah, man, I
know how to make the Lord of the Green Girls
with big boobs. So some ship like that. But I
had to check the other day.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
I guess they sold the show somewhere else.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Oh they're they're they're promoting actually like crazy, right, I'm.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Gonna see them too. My character looks like Hobby Luna,
Bro comedian Hobby Luna, shout out to him. There's this
big guy with long hair and glasses. Okay, about minute,
you're a big guy with long hair and no glasses.
That bigger bro Luna. Don't forget Hobby Luna.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
Big is the moon you talking about the Cracker show,
but also there's another one that you did. The regular
guys are like kind of like.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Uh oh, that's the one too. Yeah, I'm sorry, or
you're all right.

Speaker 6 (40:57):
They're like Jersey Universal like Philadelphia guys.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Right, Cracker guys is the fucking now hbo one?

Speaker 6 (41:03):
Yeah, because I remember, like I was watching late on
im TV and I just see this Mexican cartoon guy
and it's sucking.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
It sounds like Philippe am I tripping, bro tripping. I
was like, what the fuck? Dog?

Speaker 6 (41:13):
But the other one is the Universal guys is like
those two Philly guys, right.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Or yeah, the Philly guys.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
They're promoting that show like crazy, like it was supposed
to be the next big like animation show.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
But I know, Bro, how do guys come on to nowhere,
nobody knows who they are, and they got two seasons
already in the cartoon.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
That's cool for you, No, not me.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
How those guys do it? I got to I got
to only like two episodes connections. I didn't even know anybody.
You walk into him and give the cartoon.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
I mean maybe it's a really good script.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Yeah, but it's different.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Somebody liked it.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Oh Man shout out to George Lopez Man and his
daughter Jeorge Lopez show got canceled.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Bro damn shout out or like such a good show?

Speaker 5 (41:59):
My shout why Usually when you shout someone out, like
a good thing that that happened?

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Why? Yeah, who loves me?

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Like a new slot opendow for us.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Show podcast?

Speaker 3 (42:22):
It'll be over.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
He put me on a showcase, uh for for that
show for the Boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Uh No, I mean I don't know.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
I I did stand up in front of like a
bunch of the producers and stuff for that show, and
I never ended up doing anything for the for the show,
but it was nice that he gave me a.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Spot on it.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
I did his podcast and then he's just like, do
you want to do do you want to help open.
The premiere, I was like, all right, it was like, yeah,
I did it and it was fun.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
It was it was like a random thing. I was
the diversity that night. I was like, and they're like,
what is this.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
White? This is George Lopez fourth sitcom, the first one
with the with the Lopez Show. Then the second one
was the George George Something Tonight, and then Georgeorge Saint George,
and then the Brown the other one with them Entertaining.

(43:20):
That was like a short mini series on BT show.
Pretty were successful, bro, And I'm pretty sure George could
probably produce executive anything right now because he's leaving his
show with Good He's with he said thanks, you know,
only home Boy with the only guy ever known with
the sitcom every other year.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
He's got that legacy power.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
It's like, yeah, bro, you're right, he does't have that.
George Lopez has something that a lot of comics and
actors don't have where he could just walk into CBS
and pitch an idea and they might go for they
might not. At least the doors are still open, you know.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
And also but also a lot of comments I was
reading it could get picked up by another network, he
could get picked up by Netflix. You know, he could
just go towards making Peacock like actual Peacock streaming, you know.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
So like because it's kind of fel bad for the
people that were who are like a lot of people
who work on the show, you know, like the grip
and all that, and also like, I think more more
you have to go back to delivering meets, you know,
and tortillas whatever you were doing before this show make
me hungry.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
But yeah, dude, like that shows where he got a
fan base, So like, why start from.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
The beginning with the brand new show?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
We could just like continue around George Lopez the night
before when when he had Lopez tonight we were working
on We're having meetings, bro, But then he lost the
show and he lost his little power, so we couldn't.
We're trying to do a show about him and him
and not being brothers at one time. A yeah, and
with his hairstyle. Now yeah, we're working with we're working

(45:05):
with this producing as manager of the other show. But
that never move forward. But we ended up going to
the World Series together in Game five twenty best World
Series ever. I was sitting down man chilling and George
Lope goes, hey, man, you were extra Kidney. I say, yeah, man,
a Dodger game and I said, sure, let's go.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
So bon Kidney last forever.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
And how come you don't help out all the other
white comics brough out there are the other your Mormon No,
how come you never hear about you helping other rising
white comedies coming up?

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Like yeah, like you offer yourself a what I like
about white people?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Man?

Speaker 2 (45:51):
White people never get asked questions at the ones that
Jeremiah Watkins being asked right now. And you shouldn't expect
George Lopez will help you out. You shouldn't expect to
help you out. You shouldn't expect me to help you out,
or get reglested us or George Perez, Ralph Paro and
their vodka. Nobody should help you out. Nobody helped those

(46:12):
guys out. Do it on your own, bro. You know,
if you're a nice guy, somebody will reach off with
you and go, hey man, I saw that you're fucking funny.
You want to open up, you want to do something.
That's how it happens.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Man.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
A lot of people out there crying that George didn't
do this.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
You don't have to do nothing because.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
You have the like And then the same people who
say that George Lopen never helped nobody or out there
praising cholos, bro, they're praising somebody who doesn't gang bang
no more, who's doing good now. Of course that guy's
doing good now and he has to has to help
everybody because he dont so bad over the years. I
don't think there's a time where George Lopez ever put

(46:54):
a gun on anybody or stood in a corner of
San Fernando and Sol drugs. I don't think George Lopez
ever hurt hurt anybody in in a harmful way the
way I have or the way other people have. So George,
you don't want anybody nothing, George, you just go out there,
you keep being George, and everybody else has a fucking

(47:15):
wellferm mentality anyways, that's my rat.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
Basic anyway, shut up, Yeah, because Latinos always had a mentality.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Like they were the Latina have a mentality like a
well forer mentality that I thought that guy made it.
So he has to co sign for.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
Me, like like Felippe, you gotta help on Mexicans, bro,
That's how it goes.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
But never enough never enough, like tell nobody walks up
to you, go, man, Jeremiah. Man, there's so many other
comments out there with saxxophones, and you don't give a
fuck about.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Him because because you see a couple of notes.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
You see comments online saying like man, everything's almost never
helps a latinos.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
You never see like man, Tom Cruise.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Doesn't have Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
What Mark war Word doesn't like Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
I think probably because there's just so many of them.
You know, we can't help them all, you know.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
What.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Yeah, people are asked about that in the chest.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
People are people. People are nosy. What do you want
to know?

Speaker 4 (48:30):
What do you want to know?

Speaker 2 (48:34):
What's it like to be with only one woman ever broke?

Speaker 4 (48:37):
What's it like to be the only one on?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
One time? My mom told me that my dad was
the only guy she ever kissed. And I must say, man,
you fucked up.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
I mean so I think, I mean for me, you
a virgin, I would I mean, my wife is the
only woman I've ever sapt with.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
She's from Kansas, I know, from California, Yeah, Kansas. He
came out. He came out eighteen seventeen.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Came out here in nineteen.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Yeah, yeah, So I mean for me, like I don't
you know, I don't know anything else, So ignorance is
bliss for me. So I'm just like, you know, for me,
I'm like, she's got the best thing in the world,
you know what I mean, That's all I know.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
So I'm like, you don't have any desire for all
that other shit, you know. No, you're not horn dog,
none of that. No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
I also like like on the road like and stuff
like that, Like I don't think like the comics are
get in trouble, cheating and stuff like that, they're.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Putting out that energy, you know what I mean. Bro, Like,
if you're not putting that energy out, it's rare that
a woman will come to energy, dude, is very rare. Ever,
moones are real now.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Literally last week.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
At the store, somebody came up to me and, uh,
they said, you're They said that they'd love to sit.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
On my nose and that my wife is a very
lucky woman. That bea yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Is the craziest thing? Is that the craziest thing he
told you?

Speaker 5 (50:12):
I mean, yeah, I mean it's usually it's usually something
like with that, like it's a specific girl who like
noses are their things.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
So they're like, I would love to sit on that.
I've had that happen a couple of times. I'm like,
thank you having I don't know what to say to that.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
I get hit on my guy. He's like crazy, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
There's one hitting you on right right now.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Bro, the homie. Nobody has homies no more. They're all solitary. Bro.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
This is the g right here, like a big bear
and a twink right here, Bro, twink it up.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
It's a twinkie boo.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
You know what twink is right yeah, bair necessity right there.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Man, I followed this. I follow this one black dude
that fool shows up.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
He's like, is it something to Marco? He's like that,
but that it's funny because like his stuff. Ship's so
funny because he doesn'teem I mean, I don't be like
like that video send me that fool grabbing that one
young Fool's weekend.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
So he's like he's like this black guy who like
doesn't sound Gayoo. Yeah, man, people interview like fucking I'll
fuck you, I'll pound you, like what he talks.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
And I went on his page just to see his stuff.
But he's just so like he's just so manly, like yeah, like.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
Yeah, it's so crazy's so funny, dude, Yeah that's a lot.
I mean, it's not funny.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
But there's gay out there, dude, Yeah certainly, Bro, wh
aren't you helping out.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
All the other Why all the white people.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Send him my way?

Speaker 3 (51:57):
I tried.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
I try to as my U as I can.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
I tried.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
I'm kind of I don't know. I feel like I'm
kind of known as a team player.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I'm I'm a team player, bro. Like, I mean, if
I if you're funny, you're funny, man. That part was
you say, if you if you continue to be funny
funny sooner or later some comments gonn just going man,
you're funny? And then I mean you you made me advice.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
You mentioned before the podcast.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
I mean, and this is before I got pasted to
the comedy store. But this is the first person, first
time somebody like really went hard to bat for me.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Was Ralphie Maye at the Comedy Store.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
I remember his tweets because they have passed somebody that
that ralph we made they didn't think was funny. You
guys are sleeping on jeremy wife walking in my hair.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Yeah, he was tweeting at the store online and then
he yelled at him. He get to his face about me,
and I was like, yeah, because I'm like I'm still
trying to get past. I'm like, I'm like, thank you,
but but I don't know, like how this you know,
this is bad?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
He's like and he he didn't.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
He's like, I won't play the main room until you
until you put past Jeremiah Watkins round here.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
And and uh, yeah, when did you get past twenty sixteen?

Speaker 6 (53:11):
And you were there putting so much work because you
are you Jamar and Willy started the wave right yeah? Yeah, yeah, bro,
that's yeah, that was fun. Did you guys already do
that before the Roast Battle or no?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
That was that was formed like through the Roast Battle.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
And how'd you guys like get involved in the whole
like like.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Being like so Jamar And originally it was like it
was a whole section that uh of of of comics
that was it was an all black comics in the
corner and it was before comedy Sitter was called the
all Negro wave and Jack Knight, I remember h one Night.

(53:51):
He's like, hey, Jeremiah, yes, peace uh.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
He he asked me. He's like, hey, do you want
to fill in? We're like down a guy tonight.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
And I came to watch the show check it out
because Moses kept telling me, He's like, Jeremiah.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
You of all people would love the show, you got
to check it out.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
And Tuesday used to be like a date night for
for my wife and I when we were first starting dating,
and I would block off Tuesdays so that'd be like
the night of the week.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
And because I was like Tuesdays in LA used to
be kind of dead. But then Rose Battle came along
and Mos like, dude, you gotta come. I was like,
all right, my wife is out of town.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
And I came, and I was like I fell in
love with the show immediately, and Jack Knight asked me
to hop in with Jamar and then so we started
doing stuff and then like it evolved to like Willy
coming in later, and then like it solidified as me,
Willie and Jamar and uh, it originally just started off
like after Rose jokes would hit, we just act crazy
and it'd be like death jam style, like oh like dumb,

(54:45):
like jar on the robot and or him just like
pulling up and showing off his abs and stuff. He's
always he's always been ripped myrt neighbors. He's always been ripped, right,
But Yeah, and then it evolved into like little vignettes
and the like sketches and bits that we do in
like ten or fifteen seconds and then run back off
stage like in between the jokes, hitting and trying to

(55:07):
be like the pulse of the audience.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
And that project that is probably the most polarized.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Ah oh yeah, yeah nature Bro since he was a teenager. Bro.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
The Wave is probably one of the most polarizing things
I've done in my career.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
And then how was it when it got like when
it went to like Comedy Central, that was.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
The most love and hate, so much hate on Twitter.
People either love the Wave or they absolutely despise it.

Speaker 6 (55:35):
It's aeos seems we're like it's almost SEMs where I
feel like in person, when you're in a light show.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
It's just so it adds to the whole experience, you know,
live like, but.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
I think that they struggled to capture the essence, like
the way it was filmed, so we kept looking like
we were interrupting. And I mean it's the same thing
like I go like back in the day, like did
the Kiltny band? Right, The new fans of the show
don't get that element of like where it's comedians as
the musicians who are like chiming in with stuff. So

(56:05):
the new fans, I've gotten a ton of new fans
because they'll go back and watch the old catalog of
Kill Tony episodes. But I've got a lot of new
haters too, because they're like, man, these guys are just
interrupting Tony and and and Brian and messing up the show.
And I'm like, oh, that is just an old dynamic,
you know that That's just how we did it back
in the day. But yeah, it's interesting.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah, who are that the first Killed Tony?

Speaker 5 (56:28):
I wasn't the first one, but I was at a lot.
I mean I was the first few hundred episodes. I
was part of a lot of them.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
When did it? When did they started doing live ones?
They started with it started off live right away.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
Yeah, it used to even stream live. They don't stream
them live anymore. They like premiere them live on YouTube now.
But it used to be like it would go out
live on Monday and then Redband would upload the episode uh,
like an edited version like a couple days later kind
of a thing that was huge, right, Oh yeah, yeah,
I mean toward the country, and then we even went

(57:02):
like to the UK and Australia.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
In the UK, there's no similar show like kill Tony,
but it's called something else. Oh man, it's called kill
the Gorilla or really knock down the Something. Me and
Lisa saw it. Look for the look for kill Tony
type show in London.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
M M, yeah, I haven't heard of it.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
I saw when I was there. Yeah, how was it?
Was it good? I saw at the ad for it
it was called kill Tonio.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Ma. I can't. I can't just shows tickets for like
kill Tony in England.

Speaker 6 (57:47):
That's so cool, dude. The comedy start had so much history,
I mean with like.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
The last similar kill Tony show in London.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
Year sixteen years, like the new generation, because remember like
going there like in like the late two thousands when
it was like dead.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
It was fucking dead, dude.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
It was likely only like three people in the audience,
like people sitting at the hotel watching Dom barrass so like,
and it should go on to like four in the
morning and sometimes.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Yeah, I remember hanging out like when it was a
slightly less corporate club. Is it's still like pretty hands
off compared to other like like corporate chains of comedy clubs.
But there used to be times where, like I would
we'd all be hanging out, like after the show ended,
we'd be hanging out in the parking lot until the
sun was rising. Really yeah, yeah, it was like a
different vibe.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
And then after I think I feel like after like
maybe like twenty thirteen, when like like Rogan and everybody
like kind of like people start getting fan bases through podcasting.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Oh yeah, and like people actually like be like people. Uh.

Speaker 6 (58:43):
I feel also like a lot of it had to
do when people just kept talking.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
About the store on podcasts and.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
Sure, yeah, no, it was a full blown renaissance there
when Rogan came back and roast Battle and killed Tony like.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Like the mid two thousands, right like right around there, like.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Yeah, like twenty probably like thirteen like somewhere around there.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
Yeah, other were packed, yeah, dude, because people were just
aware of what was going on there, you know, like
rebottle life stand up.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Yeah, I'm right.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
I used to like take dates there like at two
in the morning, like we'd sit in the back and it'd.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Be so it felt like a private show. You're like,
oh yeah, and Don Barrys was still put in the
same energy.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Oh yeah people the ding Down show.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Yeah dude, yeah yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Maybe Now would you take the chick you made the
laugh Factory too? Yeah, so you show her like, well,
once we really do a comedy, said, and you bombed.
That's the real me.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
Have you Have you ever done that taking a girl
to show and then bombed on accdent.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Yeah, I would go do it. I would kill the
laugh Factory and then take everybody to the show and bomb,
not bomb, but not killed because like eight people, like
twelve people in the audience, but made him laugh.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
My buddy, uh.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
He hyped me up to a bunch of his friends
and on his birthday invited them to one of my
sets at the Laugh Factory and I bombed my dick
off that night and he like it was like he
invited like ten people.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
I was like, bro, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
It just it just He's like, yeah, I told everybody
how good you were. Sorry man, Yeah it wasn't the night.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Yeah. You have shows coming up, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
I'm in Springfield, Missouri coming up, Kansas City Missouri, Uh Tyler, Texas,
New York City got a Copola stand up on the
spots that we're doing out there, and then on May twentieth,
actually at the Comedy Store, we're doing for the first time,
my character Shanks is hosting a variety show with Joela

(01:00:46):
Menez's Joelina John Goblecan, a bunch of different characters are
gonna be honest, gonna be dope.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
What's that character you say you're doing Shanks? Yeah, what
is it?

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yo?

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
He's like an escape prisoner. Do you know he does scale?
Even then ow does the clank for just a second.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
But is it not?

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
What's the character you do with with Chelsea Lynn?

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
That's Dave gun Through We do yea trailer tales. That's
Felipe was on there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Do you guys record that here or there?

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
And we recorded in l A and then we'll all
fly out to Nashville we'll record there. Yeah, so like
we go back and forth.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
You do the Doctor Phil with Adam Ray, right, yeah,
we're on tour with that right now. I did it,
bro badass cool. It's fun.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
So that character fucking blew up within like the last
like yeah, yeah, cool, that's so cool, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Yeah, we did them Detroit with him, and they had
a deal that the theater has to get Little Caesars.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
Because you could tell them tell them you could not
order pizza from anywhere else because it's a Little Caesars,
Like it's like by the same people. So you were
that's like part of the thing. You could not bring
in pizza from somewhere else. So we had Little Caesars.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
But is the Little Caesars from there way better than
the other Little Caesars?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
It was? It was It wasn't a hot ready right,
it's like a deep.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
No, it was like it was like Detroit style.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
It was good.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
It was good and the theater bro was right in
front of the stadium with the Detroit Tigers playing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
Yeah that episode. Is that episode come out yet?

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Did it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Yeah? I think I don't know if it did.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
I don't think it. Yeah, because I did. I did
RFK Junior on that show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
It was a fun one. I was in New York
that week and I flew from New York to do
that show and then I flew back to New York.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Wow, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
I was there the whole week. Nice. I felt cool.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
I had a show in Detroit the time over there
and I went back. Man, it was the whole the
hotel we were, stadium, had a casino. Yeah, I think
gamble though, but at a casino I did a lap
and I was like, all right, I'm good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
I'll sometimes do slots at a casino.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Like if you lose, like what's the bones you lose.

Speaker 6 (01:03:10):
Your like alright, I'm done, Like fifty bucks bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
It's hard for me to do more about twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Yeah, it's like really hard.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
But I've had good luck with earth Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
I've had good luck with putting in twenty and making
some money off of a twenty. I think if you
put in less than a twenty, you're you're definitely not
gonna make any money. But like twenty to forty dollars
is the most all like put into slots and then
I've had pretty decent luck of getting it up to
like close to one hundred, like a couple different times,

(01:03:42):
and you're like, and then I leave.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
That's the thing. Once you reach that that that you
hit that bonus over one hundred, you have to cash out.
You have to cash out, otherwise like it drops, you'll
you'll lose it all again. So it's that like knowing
when to you know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
When when I pull out?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Yeah, which which machine? Like, well a fortune?

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
I do like, well fortune, it's so fun. Yeah, I
like the gold fun.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
And then there's also some much chances, it seems.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, those are actually those bonus fins make
you feel good win bro.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
Then gambling golden girls, Okay, not that much funy, but
think about those.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
I don't know. So when we're when you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
When I was with you in Vegas last year, my
cousin came to the show and like he he lives
out there, he has money on the like, so he
made me play with him.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
He's on, I'll pay for you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Don't worrying.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
We're playing, I think blackhack. He got a massage and I.

Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
Lost nine hundred bucks from his money, and he's like,
I don't worry, bro, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
But I'm like, you should just gave this fucking money. Bro.
Like I was just like, yeah, trying to bro, I
don't want to play.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
He forced me to play. I was like, dude, I can't.
I don't know. And then like he's not no worry, bro,
It's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
Dude. And then after that, I was sorry at the
early fly in the morning, I'm like, dude, I gotta
go in down and I get When I woke up,
he was still there playing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
I'm like, I love gambling with other people's money.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
Yeah, I'm like, I mean you knew that I'm not
a professional.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Yeah, that's that's a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
I'm like, dude, she was just getting that money.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Oh well, that's what it feels bad. You're like, I
gotta spend this on so many other.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Things, not tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
What's your on Instagram?

Speaker 7 (01:05:25):
People can follow you at Jeremiah's stand up on all
social media and uh YouTube dot com, slash at stand
about ts uh my Jeremiah Watkins channel, and trailer Tales.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
What's Up foll shout out to Philippe's Barza. I'll be
at the Portland Helium Comedy Club Thursday through Sundays. A
lot of chants, Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
I was gonnasking were you there at the comedy store
when they shot that guy?

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
I was so you saw it?

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
Uh no, but my car got uh taped off and
it was considered evidence that what they're like, I go,
what am I supposed to do?

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
He goes Uber home.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
I was like, damn, the.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Police did not care at all. Their like uber home.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
I'm like, okay, so happened by your car within the
parking lot.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
It happened on the front patio.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
We suppose the guy got out right there, right, is
that where he kind of parked around somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Else drove off that. That's why, like the whole area
was like there was a gang thing, right they wanted him.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Yeah, it was like it was like a it was
like a clear like like like hit like where they
like it was playing like they knew where he was. Yeah,
they knew where it was at night because it was
very like the dude pulled up Popp then got in
a car and ran out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
I think one of the fake ones where they were
trying to not kill him just to make him famous
the rapper.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
Oh no, I don't think so. But yeah, it was
during a roast battle and uh we had heard sixteen
years ago. Yeah, it was a long time ago.

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
This was probably around twenty fifteen around like when yeah,
I heard gunshots. I thought it was the DJ at
first because Coach t would play DJs like like different
like DJ sound effects, right, And then I think it
was Luke Schwartz walked into the belly room and uh
and Luke calmly was like, everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
We have to we have to stop the show. And
Jeff goes, what did somebody die? And Luke Schwartz goes, yeah, yeah,
uh so please stay calm, We're going to exit through
the door out there. But yeah, we have to. All
the shows are done tonight, and and we all like

(01:07:39):
had to go downstairs and yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Don't step on them all the way out. Yeah, and
it was still insolved, right, that one. That murder is
still insolved, right, Yeah. The people I don't think so, Yeah, no,
I don't think crazy. Bro.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
Yeah, we were in we were in Utah, I think
like two years ago doing a show and there's these
two guys fighting and I guess guns. You can carry
guns out there, and this guy pulled out a gun
and everybody started freaking out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
And Butcher one of the communities that we worked with,
like he was like the president. It was like it
was like Kevin Posser and uh, right, buddy, you didn't
he didn't tell us anything?

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Yeah, what about us?

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
He's just like, let's get used to be a secret
Service agent back in the day. And people those times
the morning because people were all scared and we're like,
what's going on? Somebody was about to get blasted? That
was super serious. The guy, the guy was drunk. You
had a gun because yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Killing somebody drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Yeah, you like killed somebody with fentanyl or something. It
was crazy, bro, it was yeah. It was a wise guy.
Am you what bullet flying through there? Huh? But the
way but the way he got you like, we gotta
yea wow? I think was Rachel Woolson was there too.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
That's better than Trump secrets.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
They got hired.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
They got hired, but that the year.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Old fool cold.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
Yes, May fifth hellining the San Jose Improv May June
fifth hellining, what is it called San Diego?

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
What's it called comedy coming American Comedy Company. And then
we're headlining a June Comedy Club of Kansas City June
twenty sixth.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
Heck yeah, yeah, that's a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
I love.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
The club's in the Spio, dude, so please get tickets, dude.
I don't have an MPs show.

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
So every time we I hang out with with Jamar
neighbors and because I used to drive them to his house,
in South South l A.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
And we'd always say this thing. We're like, you know,
like we admire all the.

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
Comedies that come from like other places of the country
because you gotta work hard, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
We're from l A. Man. We felt today we're like,
we'll be back tomorrow. We live here. But it can
also be a crutch, you know, because like a default. Yeah,
because yeah, again, we don't have to.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Yeah, I mean I didn't when when I moved out here,
I knew nobody.

Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
Yeah you really got to raw dog, yeah yeah, because
if you felt you just kind of like show out
somebody's like your your aunt's house or something like that.
You know, you gotta fucking like you don't want to
go back home.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
I think I think it was like.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Chris Rock who said, like, if you have a backup plane,
you're going to use it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
Yeah, So I used to.

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
I used to have nightmares, uh that I would that
I failed and then I went back to like working
a day job in Kansas and and I would have
like coworkers.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Being like, wa, you were going to be back.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
I used to a recurring nightmare, the internal haters.

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's like almost happened, like the dream
where you're sill in high school trying to graduate right?

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Well, how to read one day?

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Yeah, when I'm in that shutout, going to my plane ticket,
go to my my plane and that people who I
hear well actually like either on vacation or they go
into another job or they're doing a job. Man, I
just thought writing jokes. Man like, I can't go back
to that. Can I go back to that? Man like

(01:11:08):
getting up at noon? But I don't. I get up
at six in the morning. Nice even never go to sea,
I guess. I guess I get up at seven thirty
or seven later till six to six am.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
I can't go back, go back, baby, I can't go back.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
I gotta write jokes. I gotta perform for five people.
How how many time you go up during the week
when you're not doing stand up with me?

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Three times a week?

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
One one better than none?

Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
Yeah, spots around, spots around town, driving on l a
long beach.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
There's so much comedy now. Oh man.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
There was some food that came into the show that
I don't know if you saw him, but he was
He was the guy to run the short riverside at
the school.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Mhm shokes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Who the bald guy was lad with the airport.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Yeah, yeah, he was there. He went to Ready. Oh
he was at com was that Ready?

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Yeah, but he didn't go to the show.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
He was doing something.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
And some other ladies. He's a band right, No, no,
the the.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
No, he's not in a band, but his wife's a
school teacher. There's another guy that's in a band, but
he shows with him.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Maybe that guy he was bald.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Yeah, his name is Dude. He's in a band, not Santa,
but he's in a kind of like a last Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
His band hangs out with Pombo.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Yeah, dude, what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Full podcast? JEREMYA. Walking is right here, saxophone player. Five
podcasts under his belt? How many podcasts you have? Work on?
A couple?

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Stand Up on the Spot and Trailer Tails are the
main ones right now?

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Hell yeahsa The Tails, The trailer Tails, The Tails, The
Trailer Tails. I met this girl. She was my sister.
I asked her, do you have a mister the son
The Tails, The Trailer Tails. I went to school with

(01:13:13):
my son because we're both in the fifth grade. Remember
like too Short, The Tails, the Freaky Tails. I met
this girl, her name was Yolanda. I wrote this bitch
like a brand new Honda. Her butt was big, big
as a hog.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Remember dude, two shows out of his time.

Speaker 6 (01:13:35):
Bro, we're listening to the songs and like a lot
of shows from like the early eighties, and like, dude, imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
I imagine Bro being a beat being in a beat
box contest, and you don't have your own microphone, Bro,
and you gotta borrow somebody wet one like Jay le Mont.
But to beat box, you are a beat box.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Beat box a little bit, but not like you know,
but you, Bro, don't be boxing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
I can't be bog be boxing like a fat boy, huh.

Speaker 6 (01:14:23):
Like like if you if a gen Z kid listens
to that ship now, absolutely be box.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Really good people beat box really really good. They married, brow,
I got all the time in the world. Go out
there with the laundromat, or at a dog park with her,
or or somewhere with their kids with your husband. Now
over there beat boxing somewhere, isn't he fifty? Yeah? Will

(01:14:49):
be boxing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
It's getting better.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
There's like a section of TikTok that like it's a
couple of different I don't know the artist names, but
it's like this guys, like what.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Let I know that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
Yeah, you know that's like yeah, it's that dumb step.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
It's like I'm like, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Know there's dumb. There's there's dumb beatbox guy from Detroit
and that dude was boxed Hill. He did a beat
box every day for six three hundred and sixty five days.
Really like he'll open up the show a twenty four
or her, play guitar and start beat boxing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
The pandemic was crazy just watching like people like livestream
like stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Figure out DJs.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
The were like fucking found myself DJing for like well
like throughout the whole day?

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
What's up for everybody who stung with the s whole day?
Civic sentry Man. It's always good to leave a show
and then you see people who are gonna be there
and there's actually people, you know. I remember going to
a show, bro, seeing my name and then people coming up.
I don't know anybody, Bro, who are these Chinese acrobats
we're gonna be here next week? Who was huge? Shane

(01:16:05):
you Yang? But I saw that Mark Norman was gonna
be at that theater and he I saw.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Max me MEI Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Yeah, A couple of nights ago people in the show
back in the day, bro in Mathta.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Into the name of that band.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
That's right, yeah, Bro. Also man me and Lisa as
far as we have a new podcast at the thirty
minute Podcast. It's called what do you binge?

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Or do you even binge?

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
That's what's said guy's name for. Who are you guys
binging right now? Nothing? I just finished watching The Righteous Gemstone.
I'm down with it, you binge? Uh uh.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
The most recent thing that I binged was with my
wife was this Tina Fey, Steve Corral and Will Forte
show on Netflix called Four Seasons. It was a fun
show and then I'm I'm Benjing Thompson Girls News Sketch show.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Is that the one that that's a better investigator in DC?
The four Seasons?

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
No, But it's like they changed to a different vacation
each season, and it's like it's like it's like three
like comedy couples that like go out, but it's it's
like a kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
Like a rom com kind of a good show to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
I just went watching Righteous Gemstones and uh, that's it.
But I'm excited for that. I saw the new promo
work for King of the Hill, show you never showed us,
and then to Uleases.

Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
Yeah, and I saw that the new what's it called?
They show like a little picture for the new what's
it called the Hills the Office reboot? Shut up, it's
called it's called the Paper.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
It's like the under Mifflin or whatever it is.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
So it's basically supposed to be more like, uh, the
same documentary crew that was documenting The Office, now they're
documenting this uh newspaper company wh's struggling.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
And Oscar is going to be in it too. He's like,
the only character is gonna come back, same character, same character. Yeah,
Mifflin and beyond.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
We gotta do an office, but like the paper office,
like in East Los Angeles. Yeah, Christina, and we have
we have one like the like the like the like
the Diversity Day. So it'll be like Diversity Day will
be all Latinos, all latinos, bro and we're gonna guess

(01:18:49):
where they're from. So it'll be racist to like, it's
what I am. You guys, I said all this and
ship Oh all right, I get it. And it will
be a Mexican guy. Oh man, you guys like to

(01:19:11):
be in the same car. Could be anybody you know,
because because in the Diversity day in the office, the
Hindu version is fucking hilarious. That the Indian version of
the office. You said, you show me the diversity there's
the Indian office because it's because people think that India

(01:19:32):
is just one let me tell you something, you know
for sent eleven, but they have a lot of different
like the ones you know, like the you know, like
the ones that the main guy he's from northern India,
so he consider himself better than everybody, bro, and that
ma fun bro better than say no, no, he's he's

(01:19:53):
Northern India, bro. Like he's more English than he speaks English,
and and his langu but he looked, he goes like
an American. He looks down at the people who just
like Punjabi. He just talks down to the people from Pakistan.
He talks to this Asian. There's actually Asian looking guy
who from India and he's at the lowest of the

(01:20:16):
lowest to there because he has those asiannyes, bro from India.
But that fools racist, that fool dogs. And then what
is the one that the part of India where the
where the elephant is from and those tigers Beali y

(01:20:36):
Oh my god, yeah, so goes so when he when
when they're doing a diversity Joe one of the people
from Bengali, and then who goes, Oh, I like to
sleep with tigers. My god is an elephant? Whatever, Bro,
he hasn't getting push in the pace? Oh my god, dude,

(01:20:58):
remember the episode of the Office. You want to remember
when that when Michael burnt his foot on the Georgie
forman grille on the Indian one, Oh my god, dog,
the Indian foods are saying ship like, oh did he
put goodie butter on it? And the Dwight version of

(01:21:20):
the Indian guy. He's some dorky Indian guy with he
looks like the guy that's that saws that dirty as food. Bro,
remember the one with the bread. He's one of those guys.
So that food goes to go get go get the
guy bro him Bro, instead of a car, that food

(01:21:41):
takes off with a mopen and crashes.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Dog ain't going anywhere? What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
People? Madam getting off track here? Ignoring my gas here.
I wanted to run on George Lopez because the show
got well got canceled.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
But you know what, am I get picked up? You
never know you never know matter another one.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
The Hope is a live his daughter's young Hopefully I
could play her grandfather one day. You audition for the boyfriend, not.

Speaker 6 (01:22:07):
Exactly when I saw how the guy looked up like
that is not me.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
He would have got it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Bro, you I think you would have got it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
For the audition for the Momo part, Brother, they didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
Get it, did I didn't? It would be cool get
a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Auditioned for the part of El Madrigal.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
Oh the homie. Yeah, got the artificial story.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
But then when I saw the screen, Bro, I'm like,
I'm like, do I really fit in the screen with Jordan,
Lope and Momo and other people that they made the
right choice? There ll what saw people? And the little
kid Bro, the Little Inky Twins Inky Bro, the little
kid on Lope Show. His father died Bro during the

(01:22:51):
during the season two. Yeah, I think early on Bro,
the little kid and his son, they blew up the
little father and son they blew up doing during COVID
making those videos.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
That passed away from your kids. Do videos.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
Not really like that I put out like on Instagram
and stuff like that. I'm glad I'll have stories.

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
I'll do like stories but they like, you know, they
go away. Like every once in a great while, I'll
post something. But also my wife and I are like,
like when he starts, especially my four year old, when
he starts looking like starting to look like a little
kid that he's like gonna grow into his features or whatever,
like I'll probably like chill out entirely just so he has,

(01:23:36):
you know, his space, and yeah, you know what I mean,
Like because I feel like some kids who get like
roped in doing videos and stuff like that, like they
don't have they don't have a choice growing up, and
then they're like they're just out on the internet and
then they're like, I don't know, every every family is different,
but I think that's how we're gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
But who knows. But you bro, you and your dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
I need some videos with them.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
You have some funny sketus Martin, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
Yeah, that's hilarious, dude.

Speaker 8 (01:24:07):
That uh yeah, you posted on singing to my own
But that funny thog the taen or whatever it was
you stole that ship from them.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
It was it was brilliant. It was just like like
loading it up like and then do that that when.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
You actually I wanted to put the Adam Driver voice
more Wars.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Yeah, you hit a million hit.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
I think it's like almost any million right now?

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Million?

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
How about the other one? That the other one?

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
I mean I think they're doing good, but so many
people kept tagging me.

Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
Oh, the internet is savage. They'll see something that works
and they're.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Like, people do their own, but you do it. You
do a commentary on a viral video and just like, dude, yeah,
gotta get those likes up, hommy.

Speaker 6 (01:24:58):
I sent I sent you the picture Raymond of the
King of the Hill. Yeah, so that's uh, that's actually
going down. That's from Disney and Hulu.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
So it looks the same, bro, because it takes eight years.
It takes place eight years after I mean, we'd have
like characters on an animation show.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
You don't have had a heart attack by now.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
I've been dead. Even Dale, he smokes all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
So you would have a little box the only one
that likes ages and Hag would have had a mega
had come on.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
I don't believe in that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Felipe something to look at what had age, bro.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
So I'm saying that they're saying boom, how most because
he tans the most way. So no, Bobby Hill, Yeah,
he's me twenty is mean twenty one in the in
the show Cotton, Oh he's.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
He's dying in the in the original, how about Louis
and has boyfriend?

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
He still run on Tom Petty bro Toby Haggs to play.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Tom Petty and uh me, y'all. What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Fool podcast man? The best podcast around. We were five
hundred episodes. Go check out the history for foods this Sunday,
it's that we do the history of bunch Esctball's crocs
from Big five?

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Do they really sell Big Crossing the prison? What is the.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
Podcast we do? We do the podcast of history of Alcatraz. President.
People go check that ship out, Jerema Watkins. People go
check about in Kansas City, Kansas. Also June twenty fifth,
right twenty sixth man, Thank you man,

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