Ep 532 - JR Jimenez - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't try what sub ful podcast? Man?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
We have? J R. H.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Man is here from the True Hustle podcast right here,
man trying to get followers now, Man, he had a
wonderful podcast out of Southgate. I did it already. It's
had a lot of pretty much all the comics that
live by the six so five and the seven ten.

(00:52):
You're from the Gate right born and raised in the
part part my bad and.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Then like, uh, you know, it's like Honey in the park.
Then you go to south getting down for and that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, man, what's happening every Martin Rizzo right here? We
went like we're like kind of matching.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
You fools are matching you fools coordinated?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Hu, Yeah, we got dressing white, the Great White.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Won't This was making up words now, But your mama
was buying your shirts. But she was she did she
stand in your glass to the dressing room or she
just tell you? Did she tell you to take your
shirt off that's option too or did you just start
measuring your gass right there right there? We had to
try it on forula.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
She was you're not coming back the dressing no.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Dressing room, right, they're outside in.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
The dressing room.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
The worst is like when you.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
So you had a dressing room everything you think it's
because you guys are dig that's where we got socks
and shoes.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
To know, or your shirts you're like you care, I
guess you think of it. If it's tight, that means
it's good, you know, because like the shirt underneath you know, yeah, yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Not have fucking the way measure the back. But then
they were like measures like Hawaii is going to be
for the front that one day.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
You're shrugging.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Right about that.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
You were like, you go rich right, like no rich,
but I mean one rich person in HP right now
you were like upper class or lower middle We.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Were like this is middle class and we were right here,
so working class, working class.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
My dad was a hard worker. I wasn't poor, but
my dad. You know, you had an had you had
the gun and the gun killing ducks bought it or
you guys like bought it for somebody who stolen it.
Were most like my family.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Remember I told you you got it, you got it,
and ship for every neighborhood has their neighborhood cluckers. So
I'm sure my dad bought it from that fucking food
that would sell those videos and ship you were in.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
A gang or you to do that to go in
before before the life go out that night.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Nah, I would have to be home at a certain times.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
When on the street lights or when it got dark.
I think when it got dark us with street lights.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Bro early birds, that's early dogs.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
We lived. Everybody else died.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
What were you living? Were there still like some white
people there? No, they all moved out.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
When there you live in the salt kid was like
were the streets paved already? Were the like dirt? Nah,
it was already paved in the forties.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Johnny Cash played.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
There, man.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Like, nah, good question because the white people back in
the day hunt Park.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
And there's a bunch of old bars with Johnny.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Cass at the parade.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, what's the Alameda separated? Look?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Because I heard that like by the day south pac.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
South Gate was all white, Hunting the park was all white.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Southgate had a lot of and or like a lot of.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Southgate probably and down.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
He said he got yeah, and Alamita divided everything. So
watched Mexicans and blacks on this side, and we couldn't
cross the tracks.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I hear people say like like I already couldn't or
you wouldn't whoa that was back then I grew up.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
It was already on Mexican when I was.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
There, because I read someone that like people will compare
South Southgate in the sixties to like the Midwest. It
had like that fuel, you know, like that's a ribbon field,
because I mean it is pretty suburban.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
You know, where was the where's the hop? At Lakewood?
That was all like that, all those fools build landed
and performed. But that was probably more even like you know.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
That was even more the country cana Fe Springs.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
What was that fancy frogs? Oh yeah, but that's the
head right there.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
So I live in Norwalk and I go to the
sometimes I go to the Stator Brothers on a firestone.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
It then you guys have a state of Brothers.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
I'll see some white people still in there.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, well Downey still has a lot of white people.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh yeah, Krly is from south Gate, I mean from Downey.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Don't care to live.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I thought Metallica came out of Downey.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Downy the singer.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Came out of about this stand up comedy probably like
fifteen years in that area. Now we never saw white
person audience where only a redneck bro at that role
at the Rosewood, but that's at night the Park south
Gate West Kobina, Lakewood six two all Mexican, Mexican so heavy.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I always make a joke. I'm from Mexico from the.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
Small Pond stand up, No time joke ye to be
funny on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
But then when they call them out to do stand ups,
they don't want to do it. I can't do that.
You could do it something you have the skill.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
You have.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
The skill holding me back is that you're not gonna
get everybody to laugh. That's the hard part, bro. You
got us three laughing, but when it is three hundred
and two hundred people fifty do it and it gets harder. Bro.
But you could do it. Yeah, I fucking Freeze Doll
record nam ten people that are still doing it for
twenty years. You could do it. You should do it.

(06:34):
Its just call you know what. We're gonna have the
True Husshold Podcast, live stand up show right here in
Hawaiian Gardens. People like three people show. But you call
it your real estate friends. Bro, you saw houses, right,
you flip them? I do mostly buying holes. I buy apartments.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
What do you mean like so I keep them the
building and you run out the apartments.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, oh shs, we buy them they're all shitty, fix
them random. What's the name of that business. What's the
name of that business. No, it's just there's flipping, and
then there's buying and holding for a company right where
we did your show. No, but that's my office. I know,
my own company. It's it goes by the JR Group

(07:20):
of j R. But now I'm just branding it as
JR because because I remember one time, bro, like I
would say like two thousand and eight or nine or twelve,
but I want like I'm standing already and I saw
that the whole the whole building where I used to
live in Bow Heights. It was it was nine units

(07:45):
on top and five retail on the bottom. And one
of them what right, they were gonna build a pizza
of fire pit pizza by the big Bike right before
you get to big Bike. These little there's a little
horrible apartment right that. It's a good as Mexican restaurant.
I think like that mom in that restaurant have good

(08:07):
a weird like also as tackles. There was big to
the other good.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
That's why, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Track So it was for a still one time bro
for seven hundred and eighty four thousand dollars. God damn,
that's good, right, yeah, but somebody bought it and they
made a They made a they brought in something. It's
still there, but they haven't brought in the big time,
you know, like like litter Joe, nothing at that yet.

(08:37):
But the businesses are still in the bottom and everybody's
still paying rent full a house and content sales for
seven yeah, man, that was still imagine buying nine units. Yeah,
that was in two thousand tuand and eleven. Man.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
I think after the big crash in two thousand and
eight to like twenty twelve, nobody wanted to buy shit.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Everything was scared.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
People were scared. How many people homely you sell that
you know that there are living the street now, none,
thank gosh, had left that. You think that the people
that were starting the homes because you you were, you
were you were too young to be in real estate.
But when it happened, right when they crashed, I was

(09:18):
already getting into real estate. That was twenty ten, That
was two thousand and eight, right, Okay.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Some prime mortgages.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Do you think crazy? Do you think people knew like
the people that were like they were doing it for
ten years before you they had a feeling that this
ship is gonna dropped soon or later. I just think
it was man made. So some people knew and it
was man made because they were doing a bunch of
illegal white ship. That's a fucking mortgage. What about? Fuck
that man made, bro. But you think the realtors knew

(09:46):
that the bubble of the bust you know later. I
think they just didn't know when.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
They saw it coming because it was just getting too good.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Because I knew a realtor she was depressed. But thinking that,
I still tell homes the motherfuckers they can be able
to pay the next payment next year.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Because they went because that those are adjustable mortgages.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Right, Yeah, but she sold homes with prime fucking mortgages.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah, thousand in the beginning, like the adjustable goes up
like crazy, it's like forty.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
The problem when that ship happened was that your payment
went from a thousand to five thousand.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
How could you fucking catch up? And that's when you
had like, you know, one family then like three family
move in. You have seven cards on the house.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
That's whoa No, it was like family trying to make
it and then they fucking lost.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
It is gonna pay. I told this story about it.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, because he's a ten fucking families.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
They don't want to trying to make it pay. For
bro Rocktown, there was a Homi Hussein and he said, uh,
they're like you know, Asian people in that neighborhood. They'll
be like moving in five six families, my petels. You know,
they'll start making the money and separate off that mortgage.
And then he's Latinos are the people that come out
of you know, I mean they're like, you know, problems with.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
After you know, someone like Ballows.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
That's who we are, though, And what.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Do you do exactly first when you buy a building though,
like under the Ji group you get investors in front
the money to get or what like what's the method
of that madness?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Dude, I'm solo bolo, like I buy them on my own.
I don't like partnerships because partnerships are a problem. People
start fucking people putting money and now they're like, oh, well,
you know, we're calf owners, so now let's refinance and
and do this, and then they want to.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Take over the investment. So to me, I'd rather avoid
problems and do it on my own and financing.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
And you get financing just based on your credits.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Based on just like a bank, like how you would
buy a house. All right, I got this.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I mean my credit's good, my income's good. All right,
let's qualify for this and buy with with the bank's money.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Like you don't have to come in People think that
you're gonna have to come in everything cash. No, you don't.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Bro The whole thing is what you're borrowing, right because
you have to have the capital back that up just
in essence in the bank or credit wise, right exactly.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
I mean they're gonna use their financials And is that
where it were for you? Or you can allow me
to do all my you know it's sucking changed everything
for me. But the two thousand and a market is
what changed everything.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's where you're able to grab what if you have
now as far as capital.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
And when you said I starting a podcast, when you
said I started doing a podcast, it exists a little
moji were you're listening, you know what I can do
a podcast? This this one fool from fucking uh what
soft full not just kidding ship you're doing a tool

(12:36):
you're you're adding too much vowels to it. People fool,
but you're doing You're doing more like you you're trying
to sound like if I want to do an.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Opera, you're gonna grasp the essence. I think, Oh you know, like.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Like you had a froggy throat. What you sound like
Russell Peters trying to say it was so fool that's
too good though from Jay Valentino, bro.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Was killing me last week?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Which one Valino? Which one impersonations? Oh no him, I
can't because then I would have to act up. You know,
you know, when did you start doing real estate?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Like?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
What made you do it? What made me do it?
I want to keep your family out of the house
one day? You bro never noticed that, like if somebody
like shot was a shotgun in his cheeks.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
Like I said me shot moment with a o zampig dark.
So what was your first property that you bought?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Like like it was like it was like door, Like
the first one was in two thousand and six before
the crash.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh, I'm gonna be forty two? You bought all that
was drug money then? Basically yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Drunk klips.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Nah, I just fucking I worked a gang overtime and
I saved all my money.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
What'd you work?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
You work? I worked for La County, But you were
saving your money. You're not like fucking like these touesday
eat out every night. That's expensive. It was expensive drinking
now every night. Bro, I did it like twice maybe
like because I just bought a sixpence drink. Get home

(14:55):
when you go to the club and actually getting free
drinks you could walk out of there was to twenty
bro easy.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, dude, that one day before we went into that game,
that paces game in Indianapolis, Me and Butch dude, fucking
three drinks.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Dude, that shit was ninety bucks, O.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Kid, and that's his drinks. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Food, Yeah, that was bro hell.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
That adds up.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
That's a bill.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
It adds up, dog.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
Pretty bill and a half pregime, some hot dogs in
the car. You're working to live, you don't save.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, So you about that property in two thousand and six,
two thousand and six, bro, four units.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
It was a price tag on that back then, back
then six fifty six. But back then complex or what
was that four units?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, it was four units, but six fifty it was
a lot back then, yeah, fuck yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
And then the fucking the crash happened. That was what
two years and then I went from six to fifty
to be worth three hundred, So I was upside down.
But the beauty about it is that you don't have
to sell if you're upside down, if.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
You still have your job, you're still making your payments,
your mortgagees, and then you got your income come in
from those units.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Right, That's what happened.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
It's coming in no matter what, Like it wouldn't make
sense for me to sell, even though I fucking for you,
your equity just cut in half, like what the property
was worth.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Well, you could have refinanced for I mean you couldn't.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Because I had an but you just kept it. That's
how I felt, bro, when I saw my they couldn't say,
go rookie, bro, go from ninety bucks to fifty.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
WoT snitch tero Bro.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
That's a lotful.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
So what was that the first property you bought?

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
And for that for that six fifty, for that property,
what you put down and what was your percentage on that?

Speaker 3 (16:38):
I think I put ten percent down, which was fifty thousand,
and I had back then interest rates were like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
What six point five? How many cold signers you had?
Seventeen had partners that had my deal, my deal, everybody
not no cold signers.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
Would you say that Southgate is like an upcoming neighborhood
because I a long time ago, I Zoone lived and
I took some white people and they discover south Gate.
They're like, well, yeah, dude, it's not too far from
downtown and it's drugs. You think it's going to, like
in a couple of years, be the next I think so,
because it's not too far from down. It's only south
Gate is only five miles from Dodgers Stadium. It's not

(17:21):
that far bro even Hunton.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Park, hunting.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
It's just no freeway that the only way that connects
you is the seventh Tent. But that's bullshit. You gotta
go like on Alameda. Yeah, yeah, I think HP all
the way, dude, I think you have the seven ten,
but you gotta go all the way to all.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah. But I think it's already changing.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Though it's going back to white.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
No, it won't go back to I think it's clean.
Southgate is like I think I might be wrong. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
It's like sixty almost sixty to seventy percent owned, so Kate.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
So there's a lot of owners.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
So you can't just regentrify it, don't because you can
regentrify it if it's a bunch of renners.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
So they start selling it.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, because it's gonna get passed on to the children,
right like it's like and.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Then those people wise.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, so the ones that own it right now are
probably boomers, right, and that exactly they talking about that.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
And boy it when I was like fucking like ten
thousand dollars ten thousand for a house, and I can nothink.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
In the sixties fifth, Bro, there's a lot of those.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Well, even in the in the early two thousands, houses
that were going from like one ninety to two hundred.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Seventy thousand.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah. Bro, remember when everybody was defecting the Marino Valley
in the early nineties, those houses were seventy five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Bro, and nobody wanted to that was a two story house, bro,
with a pool. Yeah, Bro, you're letting somebody will show
my house and say this's a three bedroom house. But
if you had a curtain, put a curtain and say, hey,
this this is a bedroom. My hair, body and stay med.
The three story home. The first story starts like this, Uh,

(19:08):
well you were pants come you were like, you took
somebody all the way through the process and then at
the end they can't get to the house. They were sad. Yeah,
but they did it to themselves.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
It's like if you're in the process of it and
you know that they're going to check your credit again
and you go buy a Mercedes band they put a
Mercedes while they're doing this home.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
The girls never going to go through and that's what
the s girls for. It's usually a month because.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
They run your credit right before they found the loan,
because you got to get credit, get the loan. If
you're an ass girl, don't buy don't buy anything to
get a rough like go get a roll legs or
get a card on you know a big girl.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Okay, So what about strippers, like when they have like
when there's a lot of cash and they're like, I
have I don't have credit, but I have so much cash.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
How does that work?

Speaker 4 (20:03):
You just buy it?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
This is going to blow your mind. The question is
blowing my mind.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Because there's a lot because that's a common thing.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Right, you're living with a woman forever.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Is that a common thing?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Like strippers?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Well, because strippers they like, they have the name.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Strippers are when they try entrepreneurs, right, yeah they are.
So they get he's talking about some chick about in
their fritz.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
What's what's.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
The play?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Pa?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Full of the play? Those chicks will give you a
lap dance and then will give you a card, bro
for a little card pertect you one like.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
For all the strippers out there, all your tips, if
you deposit them, will qualify your bank statement program home.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
But what if, like a stripper gives you like fifty
thousand dollars cash.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (20:55):
They have to be it has to be seasoned in
the bank. It's what people need to understand, Like they
get tons of cash.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
So and now nowadays there's like bank statement programs where
they could qualify. Bro, a stripper could qualify.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Does a stripper srier ever pay you like an apple pay?
Is that?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Menah?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
But I'm saying like the bank could qualify based on
bank statement programs because they're getting the cash and now
you're gonna deposit it, and they go based based off
your deposits, coming on the.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Consistency of being able to pay the payment mortgage, so.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Like everything's changed because like maybe like thirty years ago
or two years ago, you were able to.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Pay in cash.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Everything before you could fucking say, Alip, how much you
make for all right? Three hundred All right, fool makes
three hundred thousand, that's it, Like that they would check
it nothing. That's why the two thousand and eight fucking crash.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Out and also to after ninety eleven terrorism and ship
like that. Now that's why they have to like.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
We missed out food. We should have been born earlier.
But I had all kinds of properties I should have buy.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
How when I was fourteen are doing.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
For not a skateboard?

Speaker 4 (22:08):
You've had a family and had already.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Family homes and all over Los Angeles, even in the
worst neighborhood. We're talking about the city of Los Angeles, right,
not fucking not the valley, you know, that's the bad
La County not you know those places even tho they're
part of Los Angeles. About Romer City where your city

(22:32):
states Los Angeles. We're talking about nine zero zero three
three all the way to niner three six in that
water those areas, yeah, but but you know how there's
bad neighborhoods, Like, there's no bad neighborhoods now because everything
that everything, everything is above eight hundred thousand dollars for
a home, right, but the average price in in La

(22:53):
County is nine hundred.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Even like Willow Brook, where it's like the worst content. Yeah,
like kind of by that.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
But even then contest seven for like seven fifty, bro, dude,
even like, dude, diverage mortgage is like sixty in Riverside.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
All the houses I see for sale, Dude, it's like,
god damn, dude.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
It's not about buying buildings and other states. Because I
was in Dayton, Ohio, and bro, there's a map. Well,
my my brother in law lived there. He but everybody
that has money they live outside the city and big
ass farms.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Like is in Arkham, Bro he had the he had
the big ass house brother who fucked the city just
to build a barn in front of the house. Because
they were saying, well, you built it in front of
the house, it's gonna be a house. They call it
a house. But everybody else has a barn. Yeah, we
have to fly. He got the barn, but in the
city though it's not as pretty as the countryside with

(23:47):
the country side only like three miles away. But there's
a lot of buildings for sale. Man, But everybody says
that now the city is going to stay the way
it is always what do you.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Bro Well, I had a cellar that's so their downing
property and went and by like twenty one units in Ohio.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, twenty one, twenty one for half the price probably
have fuck how much they sold four units.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
I sold it to them. I mean I sold it
for them for like one point four. They took that
one point four and bought twenty.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
One over there are all those units right now, twenty
one those twenty one right now.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Then there you go. Dog. They're making money.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
And I think, uh La County fucking sucks with all
these rend uh these tenant laws.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
They're trying to make it impossible for landlords this ship.
So I think that's why a lot of people are leaving,
because they're landlords. Are they don't Gavin Newsom, don't get
me started. You have a section on true so like
smuck Gavin Newsom.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
But now water.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
But yeah, but they're making it impossible.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
So impossible for.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Though I would what like I would buy over there, Yeah,
especially if you have family over there, somebody that could
help you out, that knows the neighborhoods.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
It's probably the only reason, the only way I would lie.
They could that Parson could probably hire a crew to
fix the building up. That's the most important thing, the crew.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
That's why somebody there, well, that's why I was.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Hard for all my relatives of out there electricians and mechanics.
Fucking uh, that's all you need. Fucking my brother in
law's that. My brother in law's that father in law.
He's one of those foods that was working with no
construction helmet Bro in New York making no buildings back
in the day, fucking lunch on top of a still

(25:31):
being BRO for the tank top, and you're gonna be
in shock. But the different the price difference, because also
I saw homes but not buildings in the Bronx in
New York, not even one point one million for those brothers,
like eight hundred thousand seven. But Bro New York has

(25:53):
one of the worst ten laws, the worst.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Right there by the Cleveland improv. There a bunch of
badass one of my buddies homes a lot of over there,
and that was due that was they were all field
a little shittier or whatever, but I mean ship it's
still really.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Stick Arizona, Texas. That's where you want to buy it
is Ohio rest state. Yeah, yeah, it is right.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
That's where they figure everything out.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
I would, especially if I had all those connections. Come on, dog,
I'm doing it out here and it's kind of.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Still like buy. I'm buy a minor league soccer team
Bro in Europe, rest by a minor league team and
fucking South came Bro kick out close out of high

(26:46):
school BRO built stadium there.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah, the question is they're going to be part of
the team, dog Man, you hired men, But did you
go to hunting couple of com.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Your brothers and sisters? Yeah, that's what you get a
haircut every other week. I get a haircut twice a week.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
A weere lie.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I kind of have to like looking like a sergeant brow.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
They came here lesbian fast, Yeah, but Bro, like look up,
let's lesbian check and family. Guy.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
You do do like her?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
I cut it because I film twice a week, so
I gotta look you know, fresh.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
So you want to say I want to stay the
same crispy, Yeah, I probably think I'm fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
But I get everything.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
You go over there the dad Nah, but I have
nicer hair.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
That's like, do you have do you have a barber
shop sponsorship or you.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Cut it yourself to save money? I come, so boy
out love. Look, I can't tell you, Okay, now I
can't tell you eaty and flossy.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
So many person of your podcast is doing well right,
it's doing good man. Thank god. We just film Yeah,
we just filmed the one hundred and five today. Who
is your first episode?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
The first one was Jay Valentino, whoa, whoa, Yeah, he
was the first one. Then it was concreted it was
his sus No, was it SU's first?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
You sus bros.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
I don't know how to do. Come, let's get it
going right now. Bro to talking about you know.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, you were on it till we had a lot
of dope past people, so we had was on there before.
We gotta get you on full man, and you're.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Right next to the fucking one of the last standards,
Like you had.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
A comment on the show. I don't want to mention
his name, but you're asking him how come like you
put those comics you put it? How come you never
worked with gay bro, or or this guy or this guy.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
There's a reason, Bro, And I'm gonna give her the
real reason right now. We had a show a long
time ago at wit You when Gabor was blowing up
and he did that guy a favor, but he told
the guy, I'll do it, Bro, but you gotta pay
my You gotta pay you gotta pay this guy. You
gotta pay that guy. You gotta pay that guy. You

(29:48):
gotta put that guy in the show, but you gotta
pay him out of your money. Bro, And I'll do
the show. Don't worry about me. You gotta pay them
the night they didn't pay him, Bro, And then and
gave us the last time we're gonna work. That's it.
We're still friends. But don't ever come in for a
comedy show. Is business, Bro's business? First? How could I

(30:10):
beg somebody to do your show when when they're they're
already selling out all the improvs, they're gonna go do
your show? And how he has told you was pay
these guys, and it happened, and it didn't happen. All
I had to do is pay him seventy five dollars.
Though that's nothing. You're gonna start your soul for seventy
five bucks in the long run. And me too, Bro,

(30:31):
Me too one time, Bro, I would do. I was
just my home bros, catching my brother and spilling my hand,
and Jo got some other I can't make it to
that fucking show. And after Alco poke a restaurant, he goes,
please go for me. Tell them you're gonna replace me.
He goes, you know I'm coming. I told him, and
he goes, I get there, bro, and he goes, hey, man,

(30:51):
I'm Jo Dias told me that that I'm going to
replace him. No, he's coming, he's coming. No, he just
told me. I drove an hour here. Bro. He told
me he's not coming. I'm doing him a favor by
replacing him. They didn't put me up, didn't give me
the money. I went home. I went home, Bro. He
brought up Shang, he brought up all these other guys.

(31:14):
I just went home and I said, you know what,
I'm never gonna work with this guy ever again. How
are you? How am I gonna ever forget that?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
You know what I mean? Probably would be an hour
so what I did. Yeah, So my response was let
it go. Success, You're funny. He's gonna don't don't beat
nobody's ass, don't choke nobody an hour. But that's why, bro,
the people are not honest. They never told them they

(31:44):
never booked this guy ever. You know what I mean,
they never booked this guy ever. Trying to tell you
the story.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
They're trying to make a quick bug the future.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
This guy was. These guys were shortsighted, Bro. They had
comedy rooms there, very short sighted. They saw like they
didn't see that your room in Downy is just one room.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
We do.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
There's a lot of rooms that we did back in
the days. All the comics us stay out there now
and they say, oh, man, I used to book this
guy for fifty bucks. But they act like they didn't
make two hundred that night or more right or way more.
They didn't act that they kept a fucking alcohol. And
then if you have the mentality of hey, man, I

(32:30):
have this rou I have a show tomorrow. Man, if
you could do it for seventy five bucks, are you
fucking crazy? The last time I tried to do that,
you didn't want to. You didn't pay me seventy five
bucks for though. That's crazy, that's crazy. Yeah, I didn't
want to pay man, five.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Bucks has a lot for like, if you're an upcoming comedian,
that's like life changing, could.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Seventy. That was not the first time, Bro, It was
like repeatedly. Bro, Now it happens happened a lot.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
It was habitual, not just the one.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
But that was the last straw. There's a trailer that
twelve tears, Bro matter they didn't put me up? Yeah, Bro,
sometimes broke, we were crying on the wind. But yeah,
sometimes there will be comics, Bro, who will be up
there being mediocre. But then I would show up to

(33:29):
it for a guest spot, and they wouldn't put me up, Broke,
because I was gonna take all the thunder away. They
would not put me up because I was gonna kill
And then that person, everybody in the room is going
to realize that this guy is only funny on the
stakes of fire freeway. So it is true then that
certain people won't put certain people up back then, back then,

(33:52):
back then.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
Let's opportunities back then, you know, it was like very
it was very fucking businesses because it was like the
Internet wasn't worth it is worse real estate.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
At least there's rules in real estate.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Bro, a process you're right, yeah, man, these are unwritten rules.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Say j R. You're next to the one of the
last standing pioneered chickens.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Bro Oh, right there fucking down in South Bell No,
that's Bell Gardens Arfield. But I'll work for chickens.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
But that would tastes different for the one Boil Heights.
I didn't want to Boil High.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
It's way better, Bro, Really, Chicken, do you want to
hear something crazy?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Tell me I never had it, bron Chicken.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Bro Oh No, I'm lying as a kid because loose
made there. Bro, So you don't.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Heard them take a bike?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Say what's a tenant law that messing you up? I
don't know these tennant laws because I brought You're talking
to the worst headan ever? Like, what does that mean?
I am the worst? I was the worst test every
place I moved out of they wrote a fucking thank
you later just to get me out and now other

(35:15):
player could take me in. That's how bad it was, Bro,
Like you burned down the place, dog And then I
actually run from by Bro because and I would. They wouldn't.
They couldn't tell me.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Nothing because they couldn't speak English. There's tenants in La
County in the city of l A. They have way
more rights than the rest of Cali.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Oh, let me tell you something, you know, because I
know l A City has the worst, like during the pandemic.
Yeah yeah, yeah, we know that.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
We don't bout basketball, bro. But yeah that food that
I paid red through the whole fucking ding. But my
friend was little. My friend lived in an apartment in
Berkeley with fucking fools that got there their settlement whatever
and boned out.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
That that big check that Trump said if they fucking
boned out and left him there the apartment alone, so
he couldn't pay all the whole full rent, so he
could only pay his half and the fucking uh the
person like you, they had to go fucking file with
the government.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I said, Listen, man, I got one guy here paid
rent and goes and he's he's the lease holder. Everybody
else left. So he was like that, So what's the
tenant law during that that he didn't like before the pandemic? Well,
the worst one in it and in the city of
l A is the fucking relocation fee. People don't even know.

(36:42):
Yeah that's what yeah, yeah know that one. See, I
fucked up on that one. Bro, because I could. I
could have I could have waited, Bro and made and
made that fucking lady pay me to leave.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
But I wanted to leave because I want I found
another moron to move it let me in. So so
I was playing Bro. Let me tell you, BRO, you're
you're just talking about there's tennant laws, but there's also
property owners who get away with shipped two Bro, So
we really you gonna admit that balance each other out. Brow.

(37:14):
The tennant law might be rough, but the property guy
who's beat a deadhead and breaking laws, they balance each
other out. Bro. Because I used to live I found
this is how I used to fire houses to live in.
I'll go to a place where I see a lady
show up with cold wet clothes and it's gonna use
the dryer, and they didn't watch them there right there,

(37:36):
that's where I found my apartment. I would see a
add who's Bendo canadios for Beno regular, weblake needlework whatever,
apartmental three hundred dollars, Bro, back house, you go, back house,

(38:03):
I just said, dwelling you and there, Bro, I legally
made before with everything, Bro, that crisis started to give
a lady six hundred dollars dog Bro at the import
and I was speaking English, so she was happy.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Oh so you were her translator? Yeah, bro? And I
was like that, bro. And then like she tried to
give you a contract one day raised my rent and
it was out written in print. I made a photocopy
of that she had put in my files. I'm ready
for because I was ready to tell the state that
the lady was. She was like that word when the

(38:44):
fucking when they're trying to get money from you, I
will extortion. I'm trying to just basically extort me with
that letter right here, was already dog And but I
know that like when I left, I let her keep
the lad month read you know, fuck that because I
ain't clean the place. So and so Yeah, man, if

(39:08):
you then, like I know that somebody buys a property,
they gotta give you money to move. What's wrong with that?
That it could range up to fifty thousand? Oh you
know what, bro? Right, Larry Bubbos Larry Bubbles Bro a comic.
You're gonna love this guy. Bro. This guy lives in

(39:28):
an apartment in the city of San Francisco, where everybody
around him is paying eight thousand dollars a month for.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
What he has.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
So the apartment right there, Bro, he did he came
out of an uncle trastic six and seventy six. Tell him,
I think he.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Pays like barely even eight hundred bucks because the thing
was he's a parting space. Yeah, and you can't get that.
So he's all I think I missed my window, bro,
because they got a couple. They give him one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars. They moved Arizona, man, because he's
been SA he's been living there since the seventies, the
early eighties. They were living there since the seventies. I
want to say, the six Harvey Milk days. So they

(40:07):
got one hundred and fifty grand because they're gonna make
so much money once they sell it.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
It's not gonna make money.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah more, Bro, I want to win, and by the
fucking house in Arizona.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, but he said he missed his window because they're
not giving out that much money anymore like before.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
So that food lives at all. Scared, Bro, he goes
complete book. Why do you say nothing about.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
There there's a league, Bro, I got a you've got
a water bed.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Everybody only play like seven raised a lot.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Dude, because there's nobody in that in that in that
apartment fills an I've.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Been living there in the seventies, really bad to since
seventy something, I guess, so his.

Speaker 6 (40:46):
Apartment is probably the only one that's not the only
apartment that's not renovated compared to the ones, you know,
they're all like.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Yeah, he was the only one fucking painting peanuts, fucking
mass living in San Francisco for.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Eight hundred bucks. I feel better stat forever. Other people
that Daniel Proper played one hundred dollars a month. You change.
Send the fucking Latin Kings, bro, think them out. I
said over there, better see, bro, this is what like

(41:15):
me Like like people say like there's you know the
system like me. I know, bro that if I could,
like if if I'm walking something, I say the old
lady and I say hi to her her old husband.
I know that sooner or later I could park my
carner on the driveway and say I'm sorry, I just

(41:38):
leave it here. For like I broke down and it
was all right, So I leave there for three days.
Then I go to the d n B, BRO, and
I write down that's my address now, bro, because my
car is right there. That's my address. The tricks and
then then bro, I could legally legally say that I
live there and no motherfuck can kick me up. Am

(42:01):
I right around you with a lot of ship might
right around. I was ready for your.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Squad on your that's a squatter move, right, that's a
squatter move.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
But you need like a bill. Yeah, no, no, what
I'm saying, My d will be there. I'm waiting for
a part apart from my engine, and it's going to
be delivered to your house because I can't move a car.
My fixer right there because.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
It's usually the utility builds and that a cable building.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Would be the beginning, right because my wife Lisa, she's
read somebody did that in the valley around here. Bro.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
No, they pull a lot of that ship and it's
hard to get him out, but take get the hook in.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
But they're gonna do that ship to the wrong person,
fucking fucking find themselves. And I did say, old lady, right,
but that happens, It happens. It happens. It happened because
the laws are just because people know the law, just
people know.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
How to maneuver it, like I had a friend that
had a for Selle sign on a flip that he
was doing, so moved in.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Took the sign of moved in, set up shop. The
fool rolls up and I was like, hey, I live
here now. Really should be a statue for this guy.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
And that is that is they get once they catch
you in a freeze, they got you locked in. It's
liked that story that I told you about. That means Marana,
this guy was working.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
This guy was working lost girl.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
So so it was his first week working at kmart
and this fool caught a chick steil and a big
one you know, you know, and she's and right when.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
He got her outside the door, she knew what to say.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
So, no, I weren't lost prevention for Target. You didn't
see me pass the man registry. You didn't get a selection.
And he's like, Bro, I was all like, I didn't.
I didn't read the book all the way. I knew
some of the rules, but I was like, and she
got me nervous. It was a mean nask Marana. She
knew the laws, bro.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
And then with that he let her grow.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
But she kind of like got him, caught him over
the emotions and he was like the first week on
the job.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Well, they were able to get this fool out so
they didn't have it. I guess they called the cops.
I think this fool had a fake He fucked up
because he had a.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Fake deed and I'm the owner like from like they
printed it out. I don't know this was done it before,
but he just did it to the wrong people this time.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
They were actually.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I had a guy that was I knew a guy
from the neighborhood that was I don't know you heard
of this cam, but I thought you were gonna tell
me that. He grabbed the full sales side and then
he pretended to be the walch started selling it because
I see another one my friend. I went to prison
for them.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
The fools start crying, you know, they get him with
the down payment in.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
The first row. When you think people are moving in there,
bro and the dog and when you do that type
of ship to people, Connor was the motherfucker dog.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Imagine money, Like you're excited to move in and then
you're like and then the cops you got there.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Like saint your house, and then you left your deposit,
you lost your usually give to him cash. Really they
kept probably doing that ship all over the whole neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
They tried to do that ship to me when I
saw my house in Downy, so I was gonna go
rant somewhere.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Meanwhile, when the white guy, I think, saw and there
was another house in Downey, he's like, no, bro, you
need to send it to me cash.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
That's when it's for real fish, when they're like, hey,
well just go check out the house on the outside
and send me the money.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Crazy. They would have got me.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
That.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I mean, the house was nice.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Did you go to Hyington Park High School? Is Is
that where they filmed Greece?

Speaker 3 (45:44):
That's where they film Greece some of them they filled
some of Marshall Height, Yeah, yeah, and then venicehl A
College was departable.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
What was really? Yeah? The that the field scene Park
High School really Browice to smoke wings and the bleachers
right there battle What did you talk? You don't drink
or smoke? Right? When don't you quit? Six?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Like to?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
I think when my daughter was six months old and
she's gonna be ten.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
What made you want to quit? Did you get like
crazy fucked up? Now?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
We grew up drinking every fucking day. You normally say
fool only because I'm here. I normally say, oh, hell yeah, Bro,
what's up? Hell yeah? You know what's funny? You say
that because I think people say fool more where he lives. Bro.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
The reason I say fool was because I called up
somebody's house and they lived in not Inglewood, but the
neighborhood next door to Inglewood. What the lex Lennox? She
did the Lennox and now her fucking brother.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Yeah, as the four ghetto dog. What's up? Like Dan?
Not even hello? Was like the hunting a part?

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Yeah, Bro, again I heard more central.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
So I heard more from that your your type of
neighborhood than I did in my neighborhood. We say fool
for like because you have said a lot bro, even
the ladies food I want to say her name. But
he had his own podcast too. He said that you
with a chaf on salth Gate. He said that Chase
said fool. You noted in me?

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Oh, I turned me on.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Jerry Garcia is from HP. He says in the Grateful
Day from Dead. Huh from the Grateful Dead? Oh yeah,
that one. Bro. I'm like, he says fool more than me.
But all the way. Everybody from there.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Is like that.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Yeah, I say it on. I don't stay it on
on stage as much, but I do say. Maybe it's
a generation thing. I say bitch. Yeah, I dropped it
like an N word, bro, like a lot. I know.
When I'm going over to my set, I'm going, oh ship,

(48:15):
Then then I do my special. I drop most of them.
But like you get a drinking game, bro, I'm trying
to say bitch at a live show. It's bitch.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I didn't forget that we're in a different generation, right
because I'm because I remember I would get a laughing
like if I get heck about a woman. I was like,
shut the fuck up, bitch, and everybody start laughing.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Like, but now borrow, I said that the other day,
and I told this, Oh man, I told this guy
at a show. I went too far, Bro. He was
talking hecking the whole night. But I didn't want to
deal with him, you know, lose the audience. I said, Bro, Bro,
you keep talking from about my dick in your mouth, Bro,

(48:57):
and you ain't gonna like you, Bro? And what to say? Okay,
I can't. I can't reach the back of your throat.
So it's gonna be like fresh Kids Hit the Chick.
No if I back of that book got kick thought
later on he got all mad, started it bro by
the way he was stay broke to have a picture,

(49:21):
and then that's what he said, Fuck you bitch.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
What what was that? Into the park? Would you say?
It's more calm down there than it was like in
the nineties when you were growing up.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
It was bad. It was bad, right, it had its parts.
But I think we have a target now. It changed. No,
I just think all those neighborhoods are changing, so it's
becoming way better.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
I think my mom would always hate shopping a Target
in South Kate because their taxes is higher.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
There a little bit.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Why is that?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I mean each city has its own taxes. We're up.
What was that place where I used to make fun
of it where that pizza plate was toutos which totos right?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah, okay, right by the dealership right yeah, tweet it
was on tweeting.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
What was a Florence or what?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, they had they had a lot of different shops.
Movie it was up to seventeen. No, that next the
h C and Over club right there? Yea, because that
like a piz Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Allen Allen. That was Southkayukay was.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Where the whole area was a developed in the late
two thousands.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Right Tots was right there off right in front of
the Chevy dealership off the seventeen.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
I hated to call that play the Latino City Walk.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
What I think you're talking about is Latino back in
the h Scarfield and fucking a Firestone.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yeah, that's they had the big one fire bro to
the Hooters. Yeah yeah, now has.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
The Yeah, it's crazy, bro, because you know back in
the day that was a spot.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Which one was that, right?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Yeah? Bro?

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Really?

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Yeah, I don't know. He went so Denny's.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Yeah, I remember that place, brother, But that's where I
think Gavel stopped talking to Willy that day. That's when
it all started right there, right there, because we were roasting,
not Willie. And then I forgot all mad and he
took he grabbed Gaol's keys, and he took out his car.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
No man, man, he was chasing though and all because
he got roasted, fucking Willy.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Come on, I think something else can't be getting roasted
at Denny's.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Denny's eating a Grand Slam, But it's good at that place, bro, dude,
which one.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
It wasn't no, it was, it was one of it was.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
It was one of those places. It was big booty
latinas before all the b bls and all that ship.

Speaker 8 (52:04):
It was kind of one of the with all the
with all the you know, modest those fools that are
listening like fucking oh yeah, excited and ship back then
those those hyper fools.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Bro. It had like another chuck. It had the name
of a beach because I know there was a big
sword fish and get it was it was.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
The chain before.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Home.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Tell it wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Marico was the first place I saw that the lady
were the little half short half skirt was.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
High bro because with the little paper half natural.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Bro they got ny louds bro.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Because yeah it was two thousands. It was like that,
you know, natural body. You know a lot of from
the code seen that women and like that.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
You know, so what fucked it off? But we were
going there maybe then eleven when I one last comment.
They were still dressing that that house.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
It was an older ladies, but they were stacked.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
They were always stacked here and back here.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
So they said the minus and some really natural Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Totally mad mad bodies, dude.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Whoever was hiring them was doing a good job.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
What do you think about the how down down in
high school or warrened? They were complaining about the locals
that opened up across all.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
The down and was complaining about a whole local, But
but there was wasn't it wasn't. It wasn't a sushi
local even more nater than that before. No or seen
a loa sushi whatever it's called sushi? Came after have
you been to a locals?

Speaker 6 (53:47):
I followed Instagram, Raymond, can you send us like all
the pictures like everything that way?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
And is it better across the high school?

Speaker 1 (53:57):
But then he's not across the It's really cool was
the world that has proximity? They sells sushi right money
closed right old locals.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
No, they's not like finger foods Soshi lost.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
It was kind of it's kind of like a Hooters
finger food that's covered up.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Yeah, yeah, that's not that's not how it is. But also,
if you're going to get to those spots, you kind
of have to pay to get over there.

Speaker 9 (54:16):
It's not like anybody can just walk up. This looks
so this is like this, this is a this is
up front. There's like it's crazy in there, so you
can't tell.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
You can't tell that you're gonna order a cheeburger special
and she's like in the thang.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
So you can't tell the smells coming from the food
or the girl.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Yeah, you're gonna have to.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Hooters two point oh even more crazy.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
This is crazy. Yeah, I've been there twice. Yes, they
bounced your podcast. Nah, there's all local and much like
a private room in there.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
It's crack.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
It's just it's just like a it's like a Hooters
on steroids, and everybody's there too much for me. I
was trying to watch the Dodger game there that How
did I go watching the office? A little chicks tars short, bro.
They come in all sizes for big small right there.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
There's your foodie, so it's fun or no, I mean
how's the food.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I'm a little bit older, so to me it's like
my food. Man, I'm trying to eat and once the
game is now, so like it's.

Speaker 6 (55:30):
Funny because like I was hanging out with this guy
and like all these foods are saying that they have
the best wings.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Well who is that?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Carlos said that he does have the best Have you
been there? Old locals. Never Okay, we gotta take him.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
But he's vegan.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
They probably haven't.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Now I know. Now, Okay, so what can you eat?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Like like when you go to places like that, I
can't eat anything that has a heart. Had a heart
beat before? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:01):
No heart beat? Okay? Whose wings are not that good?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Right?

Speaker 4 (56:04):
You're crazy?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (56:06):
I'm not a wings type of guy.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
You like.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Arm He goes, yeah, but like sandwich French fries? Dog
a lot? Really you don't say.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
You take this for the Netherlands.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Dog, Bro, you have to go to afterdam Bro's fucking
go like, yeah, dog, that will be fun. Dog, you
were the big fries your nest sign peanut butter sauce
ketch up really mad sauces. Okay, we'll take you to it.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Would you buy property.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
By the beach? Probably? But I don't know how it
works over there.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
What do you mean like.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
You have to be you can do like dual citizens ship,
but I don't trust it if you're start producing like
films or other stuff instead of putting it all in
real estate. Like somebody go, hey man, we need we

(57:21):
need seventy thousand dollars. Bro, we got this guy to
know the people, of seven thousand, we're gonna make this film,
I would be down. Anybody won't get your money back
in five years.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
But the idea and like the people behind it have
to be solid because you can't just cough up money
for somebody who's in a fucking you know.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
I was like, all right, let me see the plan. Listen.
You know outside the chapter you will saying, now, which
that WoT that movie there?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
I saw that they sent me a link.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
I like the no bullshit, you didn't pay me to
say this. If you would have put money on that,
if they would have walked up to you to read
at the time that they started. No, But now that
I'm but for marketing, maybe yeah, would you say.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
Like movies like that would be it would be better
like like fifteen years ago when like they're so when
they still have DVDs where you could like make extra
money from dv I don't understand how movies make money
now how movies and I just.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Made a fucking real about it, Like I don't know
how these streams allow artists to make money. I don't
know that part. So I don't know the money behind it,
like what type of return for what people get? Real
for like producing these movies, but without.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Tvds anymore, you know, streaming to the Big Picture exactly.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
So it's like, do you have to sell it to Netflix?
Do you have to sell it to Hulu.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
I don't understand how the money is made, so I
think once I get a clear understanding of that, I
would be down.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
Because back in the day, when movies wouldn't do good
in theaters, they will like make it like Grandma's Boy
was a up in the movie theaters, but it makes
so much.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Money on DVDs because it was. But now like we
don't have that meeting anymore.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
So because before there was tangible things like that you
could buy the VHS. Remember the story I talked about
Home Alone and Turner brom First of all, Man's standing
next to mcclor. He's telling me about we were fucking
this fool sitting next to me drinking, and I'm like,

(59:29):
damn fool. I watched a you like fifty million times
as a kid every Christmas.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Bro No, But there was a neighborhood the Clicker that
would come to my dad and be like, you know
back then it was VHS's and he's like a man.
And then my dad's like, wow, this gat He's like, oh,
Home Alone it had just came out, and Turner and
who no, yeah there, I don't know where the fuck

(59:56):
stole them from. And my dad's like last way and
I think like three bucks boom. We watched Home Alone
and Turner and Hoots for like fucking a year straight,
dog because it was the only movies that we had.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Bro it was cha, well that's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
The first Home Alone was Yeah, maybe Home Alone two
is what you're saying that. Because ever, like I had
to out that tape, I had to do the movie.
It was a double feature. It was Home Alone and
the Witches. The Witches were the rats.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
It was like a weird movie from Witches.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
So that was the fucking fool we watched. That's why
those movies are like my favorite movies. Like how's it
going to be your favorite if you watch it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Like fucking over over fucking three D. So last Saturday
we went we went to the l E f C
Club America game. Damn this food has a custom my jersey, dog.
I was the game. It was awesome. Never bit to
a soccer game in America ever, I mighta win when

(01:00:59):
that A little kid to see the alay Aztecs, but
I was too little to remember. But this one was badass. Bro.
It was like pandemonium and wild. Bro. I never seen
ship like that. But it was all America right, the
fans in the stadium. It was like fucking seventy thirty dogs.
It was the ocean of yellow dog. It was all yellow.
And then like when the game started over there on

(01:01:21):
a Club America side, an explosion of yellow flares opened up. Bro.
But that show was not enough, bro, because this side
over here where we're sitting that it turned to done
done done, like black fuck you show that video.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Bro, middle and end.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
I mean, that's probably not one of the best games
that you've been to. The best game of my life. BRO,
that so so loud. We're sitting next to fucking will
I Am mac Cocaine sucking his lady song BNDA song song,
and then boy black. Look.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
I mean well I would saying next to people that
I didn't even fucking realize, like how famous they were,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Look, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Insane cracking like that when we were there, Bro, it
was fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
That's every game. Yeah, when we went, it was cracking.
Just that this side, I mean the other.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Side was cracking because I think that one time was
ninety nine percent l A f C.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Bro and Ship was dope.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
It was it was driving like those are soccer for.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
It was we're talking about fucking soccer some some I
was selling because shots and then was trying to charge
the ten bucks and showing bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Yeah, they were studing everything outside.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Wait, you can see that worn out ass bottle you
know that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Had you know full, that's the cheapest something that just
you got these fucking dude selling alcohol out of fucking
ice cooler liked in the portium. Motherfucking modelos in there, Bros,
they're selling them. They're selling boot legs ship Dog.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
But I think that's kind of like a newer thing
because before it wasn't like that. Now they're selling, they're
selling you talking, they're selling.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
You shot buzzball ball. These motherfuckers are creative. Oh yeah, bro,
the fucking that the guy had a whistle and ship
yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Now says it's graduation time. They're selling all those graduation
things that I'm just like, what the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
They were selling American shirts and I'm like that look
pretty dope. I should have kind of original dog true hustle.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
You know what I mean, because we had a Club
America bro and under his shuver at this I had
a fucking light of my dad, guy hard. Let your
dad gent from Mexico City. No, we're from a Lahada.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Oh damn, because my dad did with the Chievas brod.
That's the biggest run.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
My dad is.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
It's like nine brothers and my dad is the only
fucking American fan and all my uncles are Chievas. So
like I didn't tell my dad, like I had to
be like, hey, I'm taking you. You probably see the
video with me with my l a F C jacket
like so I wore it under so like you know,

(01:04:27):
and then I don't want to be cheering ones to
fucking you see me when I when I fucking America scored,
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
I was like inside, like yeah, what you know? And
then we fucking lost. But it's how good. It was
the dopest game ever. Now. It was fun. We had
a you have to think fai right in the back.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
That was cool.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Park was great.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Before people are saying Steve five bucks for parking, but.

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
Also people are selling their own parking spots I go
down the street like, there's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Only people are getting creative now, dog make money. They
gave me a parking space, Bro, they paid for my
parking space, but fucked that taking a uber ex. Bro,
it's crazy, Bro, I wanted to take a fucking I
was thinking about it. But I know how it gets.
Like maybe park in downtown somewhere like downtown and catch

(01:05:23):
a twenty dollar uber there Bro parking No, oh, I
know why one because they gave me one two and
then stend those on the other side. Fuck that. That's
why I paid sixty five bucks. I was like, Bro,
I was. We were there with that guy for j
O p from on the other side of Did you
walk out with me on the way out?

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
We were played it outside, right, So the bro, there's
a bunch of fanatics for the guy had albums, bro,
and they were getting them signed by him, right, And
then he had to fucking what's your favorite song? And
that was I said, no, no, let me. Uh he
didn't know he was ship yeah, bro, because after I lit,

(01:06:05):
I don't even know that you to make money. Everybody's
hustling over there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Hey, dude, that's anybody there with their hands in their pockets.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Little. There's people there, Brother, they'll be like, I put
you a bad ankle, Broke, get on my bicycle, Bro,
ten bulls and take your market space.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
That dude, his mom, I think, was next to me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
They had looking yellow pulling my yellow a little kid.
What the because we parked pretty far like that figure.
We parked with the hookers. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
That's how.

Speaker 7 (01:06:35):
I got.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
That's when I went to a Raider game back in
the days. It was like that, the the same same
fucking mentality, Bro, and I funk around, Bro like this
is what you never do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
You buy a hot dog after the game got full, poisoning.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
Two of them dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Dogs you got you gotta eat it when you're going
to the game. You can't eat them out of the game.
Because that lady was sitting with a little hot dog
waiting for the game to win.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Bro shriveled looking like looking like a facos arm and
ship looking like fingers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Right now, some fucking extra girls brow dangerous like haty know,
there's a Hofey factory right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Over there, Farmer boys right Farmer John's they closed, so
the burning yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Completely gone, dude, there's nothing there going on. Wasn't that
whatever from.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
A green spans Which one are you talking about? There's
to be a farmer john on burning and Sodo that
closed so and they dropped it complete. Yeah, so I
think it's Hafey right there right or Fox Farms. I'm
not sure. Burning. I think like you, I only know
that because when I'm looking for a job in all
my twenties, I walked through old factories.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Well, I used to driving by there as a kid
because you see all the pigs right there. Ship happy
because my memory is, you know, because my dad would
play soccer down there next to that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
What is it that when you go all the way
down to the school I forgot what.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
The ghetto school in the projects.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
It's like you're going down son, It goes all the
way down like on seven metro high one of those.
It's so yeah there you go, yeah, yeah, yeah that one.
So like my dad would play soccer there, so we
would go and those were my memories. And then I
see it getting fucking getting demn when I'm like no.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
But it's funny because the whole area right down Vernon,
what's it called?

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
Was gonna say like it's snow for the longs And
now I mean the snow is still kind of there,
like it's still smells a little.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
That's just fucking penetrated right there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
That goes deep down to the water wells deep was
killed here like ten years ago. I was driving.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
I bet it's in the water, bro, ten years ago
a little bit, right, I think so.

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
I was driving at night, right, I was driving a
third bike close to the farmers side. It's still I
see a pig carcass on the street. I guess a
pig jumped out of the fucking truck.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
It was like, it's it looked nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Bro, home, Bro, did you pick it up?

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
It's still warm?

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
On?

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Did you make them bacon for put on the hood?

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Nobody grabbed it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
It was dead.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
It was like all just happened.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Got run.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
Black Hole's grandpa used to work at the Farmers factory. Dude,
he told me that that would always every weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Where do we get make it from? Now? Then?

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Yeah, what the vegan China?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
After farms?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Where's that factory at China?

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Would learn?

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
I don't know what do we gotta read.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
It from that? I think a lot of it comes,
a lot of the poor comes from China.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Your podcast is on Spotify every week, Spotify every week.
True House the Podcast te podcast. We started it about
to almost two years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
I like your office dude, so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
But you see the new one fuon what where at?
I'm gonnavite you guys same place? Nah? I bought uh
about a warehouse in Paramount.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Oh ship, I'm closer there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
So we're gonna build up. Yeah, ship is getting done
now we're building it out. It's gonna be dope. So
you like what you like? Breaking Bad Mom, tell me
that's not adult bat.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
You like it or not, that's as hard as fuck.
I barely watched it like two years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
That's just dope.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
It is hard.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
But then again, for me to sit down and watch
a show you like Better Call Saul to Better Call Song,
those are probably the only ones that I really see,
I mean watched completely because I really don't watch TV
like that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
You don't fuck with the Sopranos.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
I mean I didn't get into it like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Okay for Breaking Bad show, Okay, white's a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Huh, it's a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Yeah. What's your favorite episode or season? Jesse Chi the
Sun like all his teens were either him falling or
eating cereal. Probably my favorite episode is when he says

(01:11:15):
the bomb on fucking on on the guy with the liquor. Yeah,
that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Face boom.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Yes, man, it looks like two faces, right.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
That's as hard as bro.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Those the special effects are pretty Yeah, they're pretty graphic.
That lady from the about the house, she's over there,
always outside like shooting away. The people that go there
take pictures in New Mexico, I google that ship when
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Over there because people were people would drive by through. Yeah, because.

Speaker 6 (01:11:48):
Yeah, so I heard that it was an accident. It
wasn't supposed to land, but and then it just they kept.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Making it seemed like it was fucking premeditated. Like you know,
if you would do that, I would probably leave it too.
That ship was pretty cool. But now everybody's starting pizzas
at this lady's house and they want to go take
pictures of ship are expensive to man.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Yeah, I don't throw pizza, you better eat it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Throw out there, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
I think that when when that guy found out when
breaking bad, When when that guy got the book and
he realized that he was the guy. Remember when he's
taking his ship and the book in law, the brother
in law right there as Saturday. It was and everything
that all the Australia has been through his whole life,
and real life player would have had a heart attack,

(01:12:38):
a buff of the hemorrhoid, or he would have to
find out something. Imagine that's where he was holding. He
would have realized that I was duped. I'm in trouble too.
How can you not realize that he's in trouble too.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Well, he's like a fucking idiot, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
But the question is the real question is would you
have told him, like, all right, I caught you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
I'll give me twenty million and we're gonna pretend this
ship ever happened.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
I would have waited, bro, and then catch him the
right way, bro, And that not the way he did it.
Let that all stupid got kill Bro. It was bravado
that that got him in trouble. That heart Yeah, he
goes because somebody he felt like this fucking guy A
was smarter me, but his whole life I think how
smart that fool was though, Dude, I mean this are smarter.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
I mean the brainiact like, damn, you could cook math
at ninety nine point fucking ninety percent purity.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Dog. But in the end, Bro, he didn't know ship Heisenberg.
He was all as he went because his brother and
I told him right there you might be a genius
and all that. You can't even see that this guy
made his decision twenty minutes ago.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
He called him out.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Dude, do you want to see the dopest breaking back
to that too? You have ever seen? Yeh? See it?

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Bro? You have it? Whoa damne fucking portrait?

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
That is that looks so fake?

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
This is the best of the beast full, it's oldful.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
It's like, I don't know you were sucking that into it, dude,
Goddamn I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
I was just like, what would be a good theme?
Not my dad? Is this guy?

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
What has a dad from macam in the middle on
your leg?

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
I don't know Mann and won like twelve trophies?

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
It's tight? Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Where bro Hawaii? That's bad? Him? Show me again that
Adrian last. I'm show taking a picture of it and
send it to race.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Everybody can see it looks insane. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Here, let me look at the fun It even has
the bullet holes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
For how long did all that take?

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Dude? Well, this whole leg is over like one hundred hours.
When they were when they were doing the period periodic chart?
Did you get to learn whatever symbol means? So you know,
I just said, don't in the back of us. That's
that's fucking fucking Ben Franklin with a cold sow right

(01:15:09):
there with the cold sort of moment.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
Another that's another immigrant fool.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
He's English.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
Yeah, there you go. He's not even a president. He's
one of the founding fathers. But people think it is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Because because Bro, he was out there fucking flying flying
ky hotel key looking.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
For looking for well, he said he was a mad lover.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
You know what, man, Ben Franklin, even though he was
not during the battles, he was out there in France
getting a shipload of money, Bro, so we could win
the fucking war and make him.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Promise this strategy pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Bank grew up in France for we could have a country,
and then later on went to a revolution because of that.
Because is history history for fools, Bro, for fools.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
I talk he hadhlis that's what I heard.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
No way, Yeah, but I at the office. If you
would have saw somebody that likes the office right and
he and he would have he would have showed him
that tattoo and that food. It went like this, Michael
and I got Stanley Bro with a chili. I mean,

(01:16:28):
that's a pretty dumb show too, though it's great, but
you see it as lower than your tattoo because it's Stanley. Yeah,
Stanley wasn't a bad boy, Michael. But it goes like
Bro and then the chili falls whatever, like because I
love friends, like fucking Joey. You know you'll be kicked

(01:16:49):
out of the box. Don't do it. Don't even get tattooed,
Chinese girlfriend. Don't even get tattooed. Don't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
I can't, I can't put it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
That take bro long in the series. This whole thing
is like over one hundred hours.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
It's a lot of sitting.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
There's a whole full legs. Really that sort of garage
to pay for that slipped the garage basically, I mean,
I do you only have to lay on your whole body.
I got everything.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
It was like, dog, you take off your that is that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Oh that's not no, this is Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Yeah that looks like Bro, you sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
That looks like the home.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Just drink No, who is watching over you?

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Just drinking protein?

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Shake? There?

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
Who's your first one?

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Dog?

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Look at that eye for you'll see your eye, Broy'll
see you if I'm looking a.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Because it's the one that you had on top of Franklin.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Dude. They this is you know back then? Who's that?

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
This is who is this? Zeus? No, this is Poseidon
and Zeus is up here all right, one of three crosses, Bro,
this is it's so stupid money school. When Jesus Christ
was on the crossing, you know, remember those two guys
names that are with him.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Sorry, I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
You know what, remember him? Remember the headliner bro.

Speaker 10 (01:18:33):
Joke learn in the catch skills white Toad.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
You know what Jesus said he was up there, Bro,
Peter am guy. That's what we're Catholic, right, Christian? I'm Catholic.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Jesus is still in the cross, bro, making sure everybody
puts a little money in the church.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
That's like your church is, bro, one of those churches.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
You're Christian? Catholic. I just got baptized to the Christian
church because of my wife. The real for the real
estate became a man.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
So okay, So names do.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Your church have tambourines and the people and the people
whole snakes? No cry at the they're crying.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
See, I went from the Catholic Church where it is
like something sometime happier.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
And going to the Christian Church with all they do
is sing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
I'm like, I still struggle with it because first of all,
I went to church in Spanish.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
I don't even know prayers anything to be told.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Going to church in Spanish. And when I started going
to church in English talking from deal, I'm like, you
was the only one going at this see I was
on and then like they sing have you been christ?

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
What do they sing? Like a bunch of Christians.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
It's like it's kind of like you know the rhythm of.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Bet Away, but like an hour they sing good Cross.

Speaker 6 (01:20:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Basically like so this case is the day, like this
is the day that the Lord has some of.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Those songs become they can become sucker chants for Jesus.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
That's how they are.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
To me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
It's like a lot of raw raw.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Rock, it is. And I'm just like I'm used to
like the bathery, like you know, reading the Bible. And
then like because the songs are even at a certain
time out of that month, yes, we knew we were
going to be there for an hour is long, Bro. No,
this is like two hours sometimes. Oh fuck that, bro.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
But I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
You know, I started going to church again and I'm like,
as just had a long ass day. It's gonna get longer.
It's off city or people stand up, you stand.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
But it's not like it's not like the Catholic church
where you're like all right, it's kind of you put
the little thing down and you get on your knees
and you pray.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Church is best, bro, and you know there's ten minutes
left and then and like and then they walk around
with with a little thing to do that the incense.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
Smoking, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
I love the smell of that. It's like church smell.
They don't have that in Christian Church, bro, frankincense, yeah,
so whatever, you know, Like so you're a rough Stafarian, Bro,
I'm not a the fireing. I just like the smell
the church, just a little many.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
There are people selling food outside like I tell you
Christian Church.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
And making seas actually but anyways, so Third Church no.

Speaker 9 (01:22:13):
Not like the Catholic churches are suing people selling cheat
that everything bro, bingo and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
It's not going that, yeah, bro, one need selling on
Third our church mission we so. I love donors, bro,
Yeah really boxes.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
I've never seen so many donuts in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Is like a co.

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
What church you guys go angels to?

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Uh, Queen of Angels. I went to fucking mission for
the great boil.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
I went to say marriage right then boil hets and
I went on the one that came.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Out of blood out up on the I want to
have them on the podcast, but by ta I used
to go that one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
They're always so food outside brow.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Hours huh, praising the Lord, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
I have to go to Christian church when all the
rehab Burdbank Christian Burbank Community Church shout out to father
Pastor Jerry, Pastor Jones our court.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
And that's another thing speaking the worst like yeah, priests.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Oh that was getting bishop.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
That was different from right, wait to have a family,
like what.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
You realize that you can pay yourself You can you
can pay your way into that one? Huh? And which one?
The Christian one? Probably you have to do. That one
has the the thing where you have to give ten
percent of your earnings to them. Oh no, that probably
won't happen. About thee the.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
One with the snake is a four square Pentecostal.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Pentecostal because you know, so there's some churches that are
Christian or that you have to give tidy in like
ten percent of your paycheck. I have to work with no, no,
I have to wor with a And he told me
that his church it was Pentecostal and the pastor was
asking for tidy and like everybody that goes to that
church ten percent. So you make two hundred a week
twenty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
What I wanted to say, though, is that the churches
that do that, they actually find jobs for the people
that are in their church. They kind of like so
it's like, you know, they're getting there waiting their beak
a little bit after they set a month.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
But do you agree with that? Yes, that was a
little bit excessive. It is you give no money at
your church. No, I give money to my church. But
get me then I'm saying that. I mean, I pay
one thousand dollars a month for my daughter's tuition.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Well there's your that's what you're paying aside from that
private school. So there you're paying a church.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
So I'm like, I'm not okay with that. Dog, Like,
give me ten percent on your earnings. Hey, Baptists. At
the Baptist churches, they give to a percent. There's a
there's a fucking cousin junior or nephew Tommy, nephew Tommy.
He does the crank and he pretended to be a pastor.

(01:25:02):
He called up the black family and he tells the
lady that I'm late. I want to know that you're
tidy for this week. The check bounce?

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Yeah? I wrote two checks. Yeah, one of them bounce.
You pay your tithing for last week, but this week
it bounced. I want to know where we collect that money.
My checks don't bow. But she was like, instead of
saying screw you, well you're asking me for the tidings,
you know, as I owe you. She said my check
that it bounced. So she was okay with them calling her,

(01:25:36):
but to tell her that all that ship dog but.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
You know, but she wasn't even like smart enough to
recognizing you know, what, fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
And how did they verify you're InCom You tell.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Them humbelief on the system here?

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Really, how do you verify this? Do you have to
provide taxes? And they be like ten percent of that
so you'll surely find that one of those a lujahs,
because that's what most of the one we call it
loujahs are the ones that like they're doing a child
outside like right after the karate class left.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
Well, the people that I know they do that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
They're they're musicians at the church too, so they're probably
doing like three jobs. Bro, that's crazy, but they keep it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
You volunteer your church, do they make you like you
gotta put in hours.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
I volunteer when they go on field trips, like I
want to be there, likeful, I have a ten year
old dogs and I really like.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Do security job. Like when I'm there, the other parents
they be like having a blast and I'm just like,
we're not.

Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
Here for this dog.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
We're here to take care of these kids, like supervise,
like make sure there's no it's a Christian school, so
it's like you never put your kids through Cantholic church
or nobody went to a Catholic school here, no me,
no kids.

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
It was the only thing I did.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Tobay Mama's daughter, she went in a Catholic school. Not
only is they after they paid in school, but the
fucking family least, they gotta like they're the mom or
the kids parent there they gotta do, like I don't
know how many hours they gotta put in every semester,
bro volunteering, Like there's a carnival, you gotta go volunteer
field trip, that you have to be there, and that

(01:27:16):
they forced the parents to get involved with the school
because like in public school that don't do that. But
it's a big difference between public school to school.

Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
Bro, Yeah, Ington Park.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
If I went to like five high schools, fool, what
I got you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
For?

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Fighting? Or what you're in a gang? From an HP gang?
Live Bro, you can see here na.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
They put me out of fucking HP.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
And then I went to Beall and he came out
of Bell when the san that came out of I
want to continue.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
White Shirt Bells Little Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
But and then I went back to and I ended
up graduating so South Yeah, I did the whole tour,
the tour, No, but I dropped out when they were
trying to send me to Fremont.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
That's why I drew the line. I said, nah, I
might not make it Backwood.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
No, right there in South Central o Ship. So they're like,
You're going to Freemont and I'm like no, And you know,
I dropped out for a little bit. I think that's
what dropping now is will changed my life.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Shake the viewers, bro, what do they say? What's your Instagram?
True Hustle podcasts.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
And your podcast comes out every day every Monday, every
Monday at five.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
You want some real estate advice, go follow Jared hymn As.
All right, look at that in the purple hat. Where
right there that foot? Yeah that's the or chatter with
all with the director? Is it going to he wrote it?

(01:29:02):
That guy? What's the name of the movie? Or chatted
with it's pretty dope. I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
I like, yeah, what's up? What's it called? As Dodgers?
What's up food?

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
He's a copying undercover.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Because of the hair. That haircut saves police brutality coming.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Trology.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
That was bald forever. I used to shave my head
with the mock threes. But when Britandy came, so you're
ball ball ball ball that the way he got kicked out.
B Yeah, like fucking cycle around home. He used to
fucking rounds the ship. I always thought that you gotta

(01:29:55):
be famous by doing stand up comedy and put in
your reels, But now, man, you could just be famous, bro,
like dancing like an idiot, bro at a fucking swap
me any part of America. I think you're right, bro,
and that it's crazy you look famous for no skill needed, bro,

(01:30:18):
non no, you know what, it's a part of It
would be a comedy. When I start overtaking it, it's
not gonna work. You're gonna do it? Just post it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Yeah, I know who you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
You saw that guy in the red yeah again?

Speaker 6 (01:30:35):
So oh my gosh, So people kept tagging you, kept
tagging Concrete, kept tagging because this.

Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
Looks like Haro, who looks like all these guy red.

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
Yes, it looks like a video. Actually, so funny, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
So yeah, it looks like staying quietly, Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
He might do another bit. He might do the video already.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
So it looks like concre It looks a lot like
shut it on my story. It looks like, yeah, you
three put together you concrete and fucking that's so.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
Funny, dude. Where is this place? Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
That looks like in Mexico, dude, but.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
It's not Mexico's Texas. The Rado Rado right next to
that guy in ninety five six? What's his name? Where's
the uh? He's a dark ass from Bronco, the fake one,

(01:31:33):
the fake Yeah he's more famous than the real one.

Speaker 10 (01:31:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Yeah. Before he gets out of the car to go
to that club, he acts all over his body. Bro,
you know what I'm talking about, right, nine five six
Bronco now your podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:31:50):
Bro, He's like he looks like the singer from Bronco
and it's just like a guy who like costplays as
him and like people paying money to like go to.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
Name the video.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
It's like famous and all that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
He just looks like the singer from RONC, Like he
looks more something goes and sings George. That's then said,
then you gotta be a real for that show.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
Funk.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
That's not that's all that little I saw that you
need to get your bro. Oh man, I think it's
exactly you happened with a dark person talking and like
talking ship, either someone like me or George or some
preto like that. Right, that's the video, and then somebody

(01:32:39):
wrote about him. Need you kidding you?

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
That's a banger though, because supposedly that's a real story
turned into the song.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
You know that's it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:48):
I can't find it, but all those like you know
old I'm gonna send the video of the guys beginning
like the other guy in the red.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
D like.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
If I still remember growing up, had me to swamp
me food and Ken Bro that ship was huge. That
was big for Ken Sundays dog Fu swapped me? Was that?

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
Is that an indoor swampy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
It's a mixture.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
It's a mixture. It's like indoor and outdoor.

Speaker 6 (01:33:18):
But we go there bro tweet food and they play
bound outside and me and my cousin go there just
to buy the bootleg wrestling d v ds.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
Bro Like, well, that's the swap.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
I mean I grew up going to so it's right there,
like like, oh, that's the food that was battling and
fucking almost kicked this chick.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Oh concrete did it already? That concrete?

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
That's not me, damn dude.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
So that lady also went viral. That looks like concrete
and felipe.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
Yeah, I'm gonna be usually have When did he do it?
He did need awesome, But there was a guy who
did it. It's a normal guy who did it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
He did like he did a red suit, he got
the black bag. He went. But I wonder if that
dude was trying to go viral I don't do these people, Bro,
I don't think in the moment, I don't think. You
go to like two rails of math and you go
I want to get I want to go viral.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
I got a new business.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Apple was just a sick. It was like he was,
I don't I don't want to get into a fight
with a woman that gets an actual haiky tattoo on
her neck. Bro. Yeah bro, And then she had all
this was cheat us, Bro, like cheat us, she's for
the streets. Yeah, bro, she belongs. I don't remember nobody

(01:34:45):
was libs tattoos full of ship or anybody that trust
no one tattoos, Like you really got to write that
trust no bitch, no bitch. Only God could judge me.

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
All right, it's my favorite bank.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
So you just do whatever the fun you want without repercussions.
Day it's like, well, actually, yeah, only judge in the end, Bro,
in the end, all right, don't pull them over. Only
got the judge, citizen judge, don't take on the jump
for the d U. I only God got the judge.

(01:35:22):
Who the fuck are you?

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
When I see people like in their forties saying I
have haters? Bro? Like what.

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
Landlord?

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
My landlord being a bitch who wants to read on
the first cap. The guy by the is he raising
my rant? You know that renting is optional be here,
you know, fuck my landlord? Hell yeah, bro, and I

(01:35:55):
moved out at a box full of roaches in the
road eggs.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
When we were in Portland, it's all like anti landlord
over there. I said, kill all landlords on the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Yeah, okay, if you don't like, just go buy your
own ship there.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
Kill all mortgages to bro. Yes, It's like it was
crazy after I was like, damn.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
I don't pay a first or last.

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
I don't pay there.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
You charge me to live here? Jesus Christ put on
people who live who like live in an apartment and
it's the renovated it's an apartment. What the you're doing? Well,
you're nailing glass fucking glass mirrors on your wall. Bro,
you live in an apartment? Who at an extra room? Bro,

(01:36:43):
he's went to the extra room?

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
Maybe so old?

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
He just never goes by the well. See that's what fools.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
Guy like here? Bro, We do go by every day.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
Check well you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
Don't like how fools are says?

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
It says on your contract not to sublet, and fools
will still sublet.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
You know, I mean sublet or B and B like
this guy.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Well that's what when you call them out.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
I don't have the audacity to get mad. They get mad.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
If you go in there and asking what airbnbing.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
No, I mean I find out because you mean it's
hard to find.

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
I mean, fortunately for me, piss don't like fucking to Airbnb,
and pipes don't like fucking people over like that, So
it's like pretty safe, you know, that's pretty common in
other neighborhoods.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
Yeah, but like Dowgate HP, pis, I don't like people
like that coming over.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
They don't want to fucking people in and out of
their house. That's more like a third four generation, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
Like you know, but the fucking pis you started learning
how to bend the rules, huh and start squatting and
ship like. I was gonna tell you that one day
when I met up with you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:37:52):
When I came back, I was all walking in Portland. Oh,
there was a fool right there with that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
I didn't record that that said kill all landlords. But
then there was a fool in the park, the Elephant park.
You said they went across it in the buildings where
we're saying that it stops, but then it starts going
that way by that Mary's Club, and then there was
a full rat there ripping the dank like all fool
like hard bro I sent it terre. I don't even
guys want to look at it. But but it was
crazy dog. And that's when I said it was on

(01:38:18):
the wall. Kill all landlords on my Oh my god,
that serious.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
I know so many people act like the liver with
the slum lord.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Yes, I don't know if I'm building two ads right now.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
And I'm like, and I bet you somebody who's still
gonna find a fucking it was this brand new construction
and they'll still find a reason to be unhappy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
We'll go buy you own ship, you know what I mean?
Like game, you have a a du well not yet
at least it's tool. You would go to a property
and you look around and you go, oh my god.
None of this ship was approved of the city, but
they still built it. There's a lot good, but you

(01:39:03):
have to register. No matter what you do with the
next the new owner has to write. Then, when I
was buying a home looking for a home. I went
to his place. They started looking around me and Lisa,
they we're looking at the thing. Then I went over
there the Eastman. And then when I went over there
and I said, this was as bigger than it says here.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
It doesn't make You could tell and it was like
an extra good tell right away when it's not original.
It's all an extra down the creases, the crack, like
the roof, like I know right away when it's.

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
Not flushing, like a lot of Mickey Mouse stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
A bunch of Mickey Mouse ship that you're like, what
the fuck this is not this is not original? Or
I could tell when the house has like foundation problems
just by walking it and then you're walking into it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
Yeah, like I'd be like, oh hell no.

Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
Like I was gonna buy a property where the fucking
garage the stairs units and they had two units up
upstairs and have the garages in the bottom, and the
garages were leaning like this.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
Start.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
Pressing into each other.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
And then like in each unit.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
Upstairs the towels were cracked, so that right there it
tells you that that ship was sagging and there's a
problem here.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
That ship.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
And then which it's built wrong. You know some fools
taking like you know what, let me just said some concrete,
put some posts on. You have to let you know
structurally be structurally sound.

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
And now I just get picky.

Speaker 3 (01:40:33):
I want them all like single story like I don't
want you'll do the But I learned so much from
all the fucking mistakes.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
And every time I pulling ship back.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
I knew a guy that was hit landlord, bro, and
that food was drilling holding his house and the wall
and put it running water hole through it and then
ceiling before he left. Karma's a bed star, not for
this guy, but he said, and that guy's behalf. He
said that the he probably was a landlord a couple
of times. And then one day he came back and
all his like his comic book collection with somebody stole it. Bro.

(01:41:09):
I've seen fucking people do some crazy ship he was
like guys said, he started drilling holes and then putting
pouring water through him and then sealing them all over
the path before he left. It's a hardcore water damage too. Yeah,
black like a mother, you have any best to do
something genius like that?

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
Yeah, something like like they go like, ah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Like you will do a house, bro. They hid bodies
bro in the walls.

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
Does there something ever move out and there's like texture rooms.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
Like yeah, dude, I just fucking I thank god I
haven't haven't dealt with crazy ship like that, but it's
it's in the areas that I'm mad.

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Kind of happened, yes, but it's very Yeah, if.

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
You keep it legit, you don't have to worry about
any issues.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
In the like, if the structure is not legal, I
won't rent it because it's people don't.

Speaker 4 (01:42:10):
Know, opening up the road of liability.

Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
Dude, especially, don't rent anything the legal, That's all I'm saying,
because then you're gonna have.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
To pay these people back. Not giving nobody no ideas. Yeah, man,
but you just have to know, like fuck that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
For me, if I'm gonna rent it is because it
has a fucking it's legit as.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
It's an address.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
It has an address, has its own utilities, and there's
nothing that could ever come back to me. Who's been
like your worst guest. But when you when you're like
trying to get the guy target that folks gave me
nothing on the podcast, mention them, but really these guys
that didn't talk.

Speaker 3 (01:42:52):
I just think, uh, I've been very fortunate to have everybody.
Everybody likes to talk that I had you know what
I'm saying, but.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
What you getting. But but but there's some that are
like they're super cool. No, they're like it's like you
asked me a question, Like yeah, that's they gotta pull
it out of them, like okay, fool like elaborate like
this is a podcast, damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
You know what I'm saying, a podcast experience.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
But like it's like if you come to a podcast,
bro the top the It's like, if you come to
a podcast, you know you're gonna talk, right, You're gonna
have a conversation, right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
So like we've had some foods like that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
You're just like it's this, that's me a question for.

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
Hey, so so have you ever in it's like a
like apartment to like a ghetto person, all right, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
Yeah, let's elaborate, talk a little bit more where you know,
make it interesting. But you know, at the end of
the day, it took time to come to the podcast,
So I guess you gotta work a little bit harder
than ship. Damn. What's up everybody? Filippe's Parsa right here?
Martin risdalal Wild Torres Jr. He Man is right here

(01:44:05):
forgot and you have shows July what.

Speaker 6 (01:44:08):
Tomorrow, I'm headlining San Diego American Comedy Coup.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
Come on now, guys, this is me fun. There's a
whole bunch of tickets sold already, but please come out
and then ju six Me and Martin Rizza at the
Comedy Club of Kansas City seven pm.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
Tickets are on sale on the website on both links
are on our bios.

Speaker 6 (01:44:27):
And July eighteen, I'll be headlined in the Spoy Casino
Comedy Club and this week and it would be in
New Mexico.

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
I guess Sata's Comedy Club.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
Okay, start you know own that club? That's the cop
from Breaking Bad? Oh Hank, Yeah, Hank's partner. Oh that dude. Yeah,
both the name of the show and where is that at?
A Oh and you live in that's dope.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
So I'm gonna stop by the house and throw pizza
up there.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
So oh how fun? Take a picture for or that
will never happen. What's your Instagram? If we can follow
you through Hustle podcast or j R him manaz are
what follow fool? You guys are all locals see you
an awful local. We gotta take to

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