Ep 533 - The Sklar Brothers - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:26):
What's Up Fool Podcast? Bart original right here man, co
host of the hour right here.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yo, what's up? Dude? I don't know what you'll look at?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Shouting right here? Man?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Took him an hour and a half to get here,
because actually took him thirty minutes ago. No traffic.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
It was no traffic, bro so quick. It was like
the it feels like the like the pandemic times.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, I like that, yeah man.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
The other thing is also starts later in the podcast now,
So maybe that's why.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I to welcome everybody on my fellow Geminis, my twins,
my Gemini split personalities, anybody who started being a birthday
today June eleven, Happy birthday to you, you know the
weather birthday today, Jimmy O Yang.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh shit, you guys have the same birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah man. Also, happy birthday to me many Happy birthday
to me. You know how we do this, You're gonna
have to leave out forty nine comments about the Whatsfool Podcast?
That's all I asked for, Happy or forty nine bucks.
You know, get to get risdt of a toothbrush so

(01:36):
he can wash his teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
You know, forite moooty pigs dude. Yeah, man, it's crazy dude.
Like for like the I feel I can remember every
birthday you had, like we've always done something. Last year
or two years ago was Universal Studios.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I was just talking about that with Lisa.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's been two years bro, by so quick. Remember that
was my first time Universal Studios?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
No way.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, that's when I realized every roller coasture at Universal
Studios is a TV screen. Bro.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
It's so it was good simulation.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I like the Simpsons. I was on very one.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Bro. I wish I could with glasses my wife so
she could feel like she's having a simulation sex. Bro,
that she has a feeling that it's taken forever, but
actually it's only like three seconds.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Or a woman that wants to go to Paris but
you can't afford to go to Paris, so you put
her goggles and then like she teaches when she's in
fucking she teaches's being assaulted in Paris.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
But whatever sex with her, that's gonna be like you
in a couple of years, bro, Like the way Ai
is going in a fucking virtual reality bro, shil.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Have you had Ai doing anything for you?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I used chap GBT sometimes to help me, like do
some captions, you know, Like I'll ask like I'll copy
what I post what I wrote, and I'll be like
I can make the sound more fancy and then like
chat schippy tea is like basically what like like a
more like smarter Google?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I guess me. I use AI this Friday. I have
my AI out there during the protest.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, is that how your AI?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Bro? There was a pro There was a couple of protesters.
They jumped in son of in front of one of
those city buses. They were tagging it up, and the
bus driver looked exactly like me. Bro, he was fast.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I saw that one dude. Yeah, and it wasn't he
smiling or something like that because he couldn't do anything. Yeah,
come on, bro, I got again.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I got work to do to feed my family, not
phelip it.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
People always say I gotta feed my family. Everybody has
to feed the family.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I gotta feed. Not only do I feed, uh, I
gotta feed my landlord's family.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Bro. When people say when people say the obvious, like
when they say I feed my family, or I support
the blue I support the shops. The crypt they make
it it sound like you don't do it. Yeah, you
say that, like because that's a statement, Like what would
you say that everybody does. You'll be a fool not
to support the troops. That's part of your patriotic duty.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
I've always liked the cops ever since, A very like
Eddie Murphy A Foley, that's my favorite cop error bro.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Hell yeah, man, I wanted to be an Alipa d
when I was a kid. Oh yeah, really yeah, man,
I wanted to be l a p d Bro. I
want to just beat up cholos all day. I want
to take to Anali bro and beat them. God I
got beat too. Yea no, but I did. I think
every little kid that was a kid because of what

(04:42):
we what was put in front of our faces, that's
what we wanted to be. Like. I wanted to be
Rambo dog. I wanted that knife. Then I wanted to
be I wanted to be co bro. I want to
wrestle brother. One time, brother had the friend named Ronald
Page old Page. Yeah in Pa and him and I

(05:06):
we were looking at each other. We thought that one
day we're going to be like Roddy Piper and bad
Le Roy Brown. I'm gonna do something then, But yeah,
l A p D. I went to an l A
p D sheriff job fair where at l City College

(05:30):
for the whole football field there's nothing but Special Forces
Border Patrol was there, l A p D, Bordbank p D,
all the other p ds were there, Sheriffs, FBI really
like the Coast Guard. And then they were giving off
pamphlets and uh.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
You went to l A c C. Yeah, you went
to LA City College.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, and they graduated high school.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Went no, because I thought you did you also go
to e like or yeah, wow, that's crazy, dude.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'm still the job fair was all at the Eastern College.
They go to l c C. Also, I was telling
l C.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh, did you know that l c C was actually
the first location of u C l A.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Didn't know that it was.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, that was the first. And then I think when
they first opened up l c C was u C
l A.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Then after that they gets more people kept coming in,
so they had to go to Brentwood.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Where the is it that Westwood?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I found that my whole time I was at Eastern College.
My whole time I was there, I remember how hungry
I was, dog like, I was hungry Bro, I had
no money. I had to break it to vending machines. Bro.
Damn dude, fucking I was hungry. Bro.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
It's funny because I went to Eastly College too, and
I remember when I went there, the cafeteria was a
taco truck.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Like it was like they had they had a taco
truck right there and they would give I mean, that
was the cafetira when you.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Used today college, do you remember, Okay, there's a big
cafeteria where everybody goes yea, and then there's a vendom
machine by the bus stop. I don't ever throw there,
I think, but I call that my vendom machine because
that's what I just break into. And then you know,
by the auditorium, and then there's some bungalows. Was there
ever a snack bar when you were there? Yeah? There was? Yeah,

(07:22):
still there bomb grilled cheese. Okay, So I just speak
to her in Spanish.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Because when I left, I think that's when they start
around the town. When I started going there, they started
remodeling the whole place. Right now, it looks nice, Bro,
It's fucking gorgeous. They have the Vincent Price Theater right there.
It's nice.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Man, you think that the little snack bar is still there?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I think it probably is.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Me and my friend Emilio Garcia shout out to Emilio
that fool. And I used to go there and and
like bike grilled cheeses bro or a little or whatever
they had. We took college. That hid in Valley Ran.
It was hidden, right, it was, yeah, the girl cheeses.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I feel like, like, do you remember that one restaurant
that was in Hollywood Boulevard or something Holly Boulevard. It
was nothing but grilled girl cheeses. And they went out
of business.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Because like, you can't have a whole restaurant that's just
about grilled cheeses bro, Like that's something you got Danny's
or a fucking recipes cocos.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Remember I remember the grilled cheese one. It was it's
all just cheese or cheese with.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I forgot it was just like an all grilled cheese
like restaurant. Because I guess they're trying to be I
don't know, man, you can't just be growed cheese bro.
Like there's some there's so much you can do with
girl cheese.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Just let that restaurant that was older and was Hollywood
by the LGBT community. It was called a Million Shakes
and all the soul it was shakes. That's a shade
flavored shake, bro. Like you think about it, what you
want to put in there, they'll put it in there.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
The thing like like, okay, the melt it it was
called the.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Melt, the melt. Yeah I heard of the Melton.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I think it's still there, but I
don't think it's not that popular or no, no, no, it's
not the milk something else.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
It was right there on a.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
On HOLLYW.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Boulevard and they closed out, And there was also another restaurant, Waier.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
They closed out. It was nothing but fries. It's like
a fries restaurant. Like they try to do everything with fries, cheese,
fries and stuff like that. But that's what you can
get out of fucking You can get that at U,
you can get that at fucking Carls Junior, you can
get that at the Hat, Bro.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Like that's like those are side orders.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
You're gonna make good thread. But if you were to
make like Belgian fries them, it's about the sauces, bro.
You just can't have fries. Like if you were to
make sauces like good sauce, Like, oh man, what is
that sauce? Because that's something busy gono mad Manny we
put over the bro hallepenio. Man, look at that dog.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Okay, I know you, I know you've been be game
for a while. But have you ever had the the
waffle fries at Chick fil a?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Never? Even yah Chick fil a?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Bro, Okay, you don't have the Polynesian sauce. Bro I'm
gonna bring some next week. You're gonna do it's it's
a oh my god, how good is it?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Ray? Right? I get and I get out of here.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
You try to go there on Sundays, you know what?
But but have you done that things they do on
the even though when people do a food hack, they
should just call it how to add two thousand more
caloriy to my sandwich? But I won't look delicious? Bro
like was a meat eater? That probably one of my

(10:33):
first go to that I will try. You know, it's
the the Chick fil a chicken sandwich, right, and then
they they dip it in that sauce like they dip
it in that one sauce. I don't know what it is.
What it is.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'll bring I'll bring you some when I'm I want
to come back to do a podcast, I'll bring you
some sauces they have so you can dip your your
fries in there.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
It's so I go to water Burger for the spicy ketchup.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, dude, I had so much water Burger this fucking
weekend in New Mexico.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
You're in New Mexico. How was that hot?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Hot?

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
It was fucking dude. We're at a casinos. We're just
gambling fucking like crazy. I want I want, I want
forty bucks.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
So I had to. I was that well one night in.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Them Inwest.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
The comments. I was in.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Demon a way.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Jay La Mott, tost Oklahoma, Bro, the Tulsa King Bro.
Hell yeah, Bro, shout out to Toast, Oklahoma. A lot
of people that used to see me at George Porestials
showed up.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Really, they all like Grans plant yall went over there.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Bro, they moved over there.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Holy ship, dude.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
It was a good crowd also, man, shout up to
there's a homie that I grew up with, or I
grew up with his sister.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
They did my brothers brothers like she did brothers.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
This guy he started uh uh a medicinal company in
Oklahoma City. Shout out to Biscuits. Oh ship, yeah, man,
it's called it's a Biscuits and that's the name of
the company. And they have gear that says biscuits and
they have a good flower out there. So if you
were Oklahoma City, look for the brand Biscuits, grab them

(12:29):
in the biscuits.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh yeah, I did you know what I'm excited for?

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Bo Jangles are coming.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
To La bohngless Bohnless homie, Dude, those fucking biscuits.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Show that boat Jangles is coming.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
To Yes, bro, I looked. I looked at U. Hold
we see what is that's gonna.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
That's gonna beat out raising canes?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Okay, so canes. I remember when the first Canes opened
up in twenty sixteen, it was in Downy. That was
the only one in La County.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Uh do you remember that Raymond when Knes was opened
up in Downy, so that the only location was in Downy.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
For like many years.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
So like they have crazy long lines, so like that
was the only place to get canes. Now I'm fucking overdue.
They're everywhere.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
They closed down.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
That's what they do because the Canes they closed down
fucking Bruce's Lounge and Bruce's Liquor.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
And now I'm there's so many canes, but I'm except
for both Bojango. Dude, Yeah, that ship's goods that they
have the honey biscuit or the the cinnam biscuits. So
it's like a biscuit drenching cinnamon.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
So you were in New Mexico to g fry bread.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
We went to a Native We stopped by the Native
American spot. I didn't have fry bread.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
It was good, get it? I did? Yeah, yeah, you
go to that any tourist places.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I tried that, Like the dude, all that Native American
stuff is expensive, bro, Like I was trying to like,
I was trying.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
To get something.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
There's so many Native Americans that went to the show.
And I called this one girl like, oh, you look
like Pocahontas.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
And she's like, what is that wrong? Bro?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
What you get a board?

Speaker 3 (14:03):
They were going, man, yeah, she's a real person, Pocahontas.
You know, she's saying that she's actually a real person.
I don't know that that she's a Disney character.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Okahaas homie, Oh wow, I.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Believe you got a casino were a theater.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
It was the comedy club inside the casino.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Oh the Homeboys homee he's there.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
No, he wasn't there, but all the pictures are there, right.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
To Stephen Michael Casada, he was, He was the Gomez
in Breaking Bad and now he owns a comedy club
calleds Comedy Club.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah, dude, so.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Support support last, bro, Stephen is Man. Support is if
you live in the Uppraquerque area. Bord his comedy club
and bringing a lot of young comics.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
It's bying.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Brian Cranston has a tequila company and there. Yeah, yeah,
he has it there and we got It's pretty good, dude,
It's actually pretty good.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I should I should saw my roof pizza, bro, Yeah
that pizza top of the roof, Yeah, roof pizza.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Because yeah, so that lady gets mad because every time
people go there, right and throw pizzas up there.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
She like the new Royal Heights, Bro. I know I
said that before. It's sad, oh man. When we used
to when I was in high school, people used to
people used to go to this lady's house and she
was like that lady from from Breaking Bad with the

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pizza with a pizza like showing people off hair. But
this lady was an Asian lady to call her, said yeah,
and that lady will get mad if you're parking her driveway.
So dogs, everybody that was a twelfth grader like that
was the right of passage, like after the big football
game to show up and park in her driveway and

(16:00):
then she'll come and start chasing everybody. Bro, fuck you said,
well yeah, they.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Will say, which translates to onions.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Onion, and then she would chase them with a broom,
bro and beat then out of there and chase them
especially they're messing with an old lady. But but that's
what they would do. And bro, and sometimes you will
look at the flyer and now, oh man this week
at the CSO Teddy Boys DJs also special appearance by

(16:30):
that said well yeah for boyl highs. Then people would laugh.
People would do that, bro, like people like people will
look people will be on like high school kids will
be on dates, the ones that were looking enough to
have cars and like they have a chake, Bro, what
you want to do and the chick will look at
her and go, let's go fuck with that? Say, well,

(16:53):
yeah's house. So they will go drive to her house
and then like reverse in their driveway and put their
lights on emergency and wake up the whole neighborhood with
a hog and she will always come out. It was
a broom until to jump in the car, Bro and attack.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
I feel like every like like if a location like
that is showing on a movie or TV show, it's
always like no matter if it's only one movie, like
no sequels like Blood and Blood Out and Pino Bro
Home Alone.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
We've been to the house a.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Bunch of times and there's we went there as constant
flow people throughout the Pano. There's always people down on
the weekends.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Bro, you go there, so one of the house right
there by the Pino, mad gentrified bro hipsters.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
They don't even know why people would be the Elpino.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, they're confused.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
What's Lpino, dude, dude, but El Pino every weekend there's
always people there.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Uh what's it called?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
We went to the home alone house, remember people throughout
the whole day. We're just there.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh man, the little kid came money Love Kevin Arabs Bro.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah. People come from far away, Bro.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
So it's just like imagine people coming far away to
take a picture of a low house.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Bro And even here people go to the the burger
king right here in Bourbon because I'm back to the
future where he skates by.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
It's like it's like a it's like a quick scene.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
But I don't know about that one.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, dude, it's like, yeah, it's crazy bro ha ha
ha ha.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Or what else is there?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Like fucking Eastly stuff to people always go to Easterly,
like I feel like we do like like we like
by shuttles and we do an Easterly tour.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
You know, you know Comic Con right, Yeah, you know
that anybody could be on Comic Con right, Like if
you're part of a special movie, you'd be on Comic
Con yea as someone in a rabbit hole. You see
Sean Chat Redemption with Morgan Freeman, Remember fat ass they
beat up in the beginning of the movie. I'm not

(19:02):
supposed to be here.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
He's only there for a scene.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I'm not supposed to be here. And then like they
are and all other covicts they betted, which you know,
the covics, we're gonna start crying before the before the night,
and some people betted on the frame with you know,
and some people betted on this guy and the one
guy he betted on the fat dude. Right, So anyways,

(19:25):
so the fucking fat that the fat ass he's in
the everybody's fucking with with h they're all saying, like
crazy ship like testing them, right, Oh, man, don't be scared.
Over there, man, you're gonna be fine. Honey, you're gonna
be first fine. And over there, man, you're gonna be
fine over there. Hey, hey, don't talk, don't speak to

(19:47):
my my baby like that. He's gonna be with me tonight.
I'm not supposed to be here. And then one of
the comic goes and it's fat aest by nose because
he betted on the fat duodoo to be the first
one to break. They scared. So then he starts going,
I'm not supposed to be here, right, but he goes

(20:09):
start going more crazy, I'm not supposed to be here,
and then like there's another man, shut the funk up now, man,
just playing shut the fuck up. But anyway, it's a
long So that guy, the guy I found out who
he was, right, So he goes to comic con as
as he's older man, now he goes to comic coming

(20:29):
in with Frank Medrano. Now is an actor, Frank Madrano.
I think he's Italian and his he goes in as
Shaw Shanks and the bottom of his face fat ass?
And is that his only credit for Shank? And and
the warden bro the warden goes, he goes, he goes,

(20:53):
we got two rules here, my ruth and the Bible.
That dude, all right? And then one of the guards right,
and another, oh, bro, one of the ladies who had
no lines. She's a bank teller. She's a fucking bank teller.
That that's a fat ass I had, right. And then
there's Frank. There's the bank teller at the at the

(21:16):
end of the movie, Bro, she goes, well to comic
count with this the same group, right, Bro. Borgan Freeman
doesn't do this right because he's big time, doesn't need right.
But in the in the movie, there's a picture of
him when he was young. Get the picture. The real
guy from that photo shows up to come and count too.

(21:36):
Really no lines, They just showed his photo and he
goes as red when he was twenty one. See the
thing about these they're making money because they all take
a picture together. They chose one hundred dollars. They go.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
They went as a group. Yeah, kind of went to
the comic con and uh, what was the tech? What
part of Texas was? It was me and you and
Johnny remember.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
It was the the Puerto Rican side.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Yes, and we saw like remember we saw fucking uh
blackomen Chop I was there.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
And then we saw that one guy that was like
in all these movies.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
We went he should have been in there, but he.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Didn't have a boot there and we were telling, bro,
you gotta be on the ship.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Remember we saw that one home Homeboy that looked like
like the skinny Chilo and he was in all these
like movies.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Like Squat Yeah, like uh and the Watch and sh
like that.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
But like I don't remember him, but he's doing that
ship and he's making he's making money broke because people
are like, Okay, you know, yeah I have seen you.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I remember, you know, but they're making money.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Bro, I need to be I guess if you're like,
if you were like to be on a show, like
like a nerdy show like something that they're gonna actually
like you're like.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
My episode you can do. I feel you could do that.
Cody and then you have fucking uh all the extra
yeah blue beadle, Bro, and you have home bunch fucking ship. Bro.
You can't do that ship, dude.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
I think I could show up, Bro if iok go
with the background of superstore that's a little Hawaiian food,
the old lady, old lady. Yeah guy, yeah, I'll be
the only one with speaking. Bro.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
You just need to make a fucking banner.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I still have the outfit, bro, the jacket, and I
still have the name Tex. Do there you go?

Speaker 3 (23:23):
I would say try one weekend to see how it goes.
And Bro, I'm pretty sure it because like you, dude.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
People maybe the one is just a picture just because
Philippe as parts.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah no, no, for reals, dude, it will be a
combination because they know who Filippe.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
What's it called? Eric Andre?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Bro? Like I could go with that Hawaiian lady, bro
and take photos. She's funny, Bro, She's funny Nico.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Because you have yeah, eric Andre, you have this, you
have nude, you have Your banner will be full of
all these fucking characters.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I would say try it, Bro, that'll be just, but.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Be all sad.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
You have more credits than most people.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Dude, they for gave me credit. What's up? Full pocket?
Were marching here? Man?

Speaker 5 (24:09):
You know.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
You need to get muscles. Bro I fugain. I feel
so puny.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I don't know, look pretty from here? Really?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I think the camera is that.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I don't know. I think it just feels weird. You're
sitting it is I think you know it. If you
had a seat cushion, you can put it behind.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Like when I go to the barber, bro In, Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
It'll push you forward. You go to the barber, I
tell you got your hair?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
No, okay, So I go to the barber every three months.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
That's good. That's good.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Okay, So I have a time. Last time I went
to the barber was May thirty first, No, no, March
thirty first.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
So it's coming up because like I don't know, I okay, homeboy,
that came last week.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Jr. He gets every two weeks. That's crazy, you know, I.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Think that was crazy? Brother? How many two a week?
That's too many?

Speaker 2 (25:05):
But he has he has a look he has to keep.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
You know, he has two haircuts a week. That means
like every that every twice a week, right, so a week?
How long does the haircut last? For that haircut that bullethead.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Okay, So I feel if he doesn't cut his hair,
maybe like in a week they shave it, he has
the fade or the skin paint. But if you want
to keep that same look, you need to keep going
back because I'm.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Pretty sure he gets a shave haircut also man from
his beard and everything and his nose.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
But people, there's people that do that. I know, the
people that always get haircuts like every week, you know,
every two weeks.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
But once you start dating the barber, bro, you gonna
spend that much time with him.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Bro, like me, Okay, so I get the way Okay,
I get my haircuts when you see all the barbers.
So me, I get a number three on the sides, right,
number three because I don't like this. I used to
get the skin fade, but I don't like it anymore.
You know, I feel so naked. So I so I
went through different faces I used to get, Like one time,
I used to get like a one on one or

(26:10):
a zero like skin and like it was nothing but
hair on top of it looked like it looked weird.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Back in the day before comedy right, no.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
During comedy, bro, Wow, I look into my different faces.
And then now I do number three and I cut
like an inch off because if my hair is curly,
so if I cut too much, it would just bunch up.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
So every three months, you know, So I think that's
a good that's a good time, right. What about you?
You gotta tram more? What do you do?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
I haven't got to cut it like since I cut
it myself. Here there, bro messed up. Look you cut?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Oh yeah, your short is last week. Bro, that's funny, dude.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I saw it. I wanted to get a mullet going
and I saw this, this thetorial right, and this guy said,
grab this part right, ha ha ha. So and then
you do this right, and you put it on a scruncheet,
and then you cut the top part of the one
that that's not tired. You do the other side right,

(27:07):
then you do the back same way for me, Bro,
I just I would look. I was looking straight ahead
and I said, man, it's getting in my face, dude.
So I just put it closer at this and I
went Brooke. But then it looks like if you look
straight ahead, man, right here, it looks like door to
the Explorer. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
I used to try to cut my own hair back
in twenty thirteen. I'm not trying to be like a pretty.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Boy, you know, like with the whole like nice like
little like comb hairs asign like I used to.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh shit, what's up?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Food?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Come on in?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Hey, how's going?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Its Brandy and Jason Bro.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Oh guys, Hey, welcome?

Speaker 4 (27:53):
What do we do?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Clip it on? Man? What's up? People out there live
on the What's Up Wool podcast?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
What's Up? Brosky?

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Here you go? That's right, people only only on this
podcast where Filippes bars up, bring twins on his gem
and my birthday? Oh yeah Junior eleven. Oh yeah, my
daughter's June tenth. That's good man, that's a great great
There's a guy Bro grew up with a lot of

(28:24):
people shout out to Bro had a lot of pebbles.
We call it.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
That means that vaccine.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, back then r FK won't even hang out with him.
He's why I k bro H. I was like, did
you have What's Up? Podcast? We have this club brother
man that just showed up from doing a show to
Laugh Factory with sounda man who loved it. You have

(28:55):
show soda right which one? Wait? Am I not? Where
am I? Yeah, you're talking to your thing. How are
we doing?

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I think.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
He will tell us, Ray, did you guys start stand
up in New York or LA and then went to
New York for a while? What did we do? We?
I remember seeing you guys at first in like nineteen
ninety nine at the comedy Store. That's right, that actually
is right?

Speaker 4 (29:21):
So we where do we start? We started in New York,
really really started Saint Louis where we grew up, right, Yeah, okay,
cool ninety I mean really the first time we stept.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
On stage was like eighty six shut out to El Canal.
This a canal.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
I don't want to tell you the ruse that opened by.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
You know, you know Alcon was great. Love that guy is.
The best story was one time about they were He
said that there were some lady she wanted her money
back and she wanted to talk to the owner of
the club. And then she kept talking. She got she
got an Alkanel's faith. He said, the oh no of
the improv. Yeah, the most time millionaires they're at home

(30:08):
right now, Sippy Champagne. Yeah, I am the closest you're
gonna get to them.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
So I loved him, But that's where we got started,
and then we were Michigan. We were at the at
the Innarbur Comedy Showcase, which I love, and then we
went to New York in nineteen ninety four, ninety four
nine in New York, which is a great time to
do comedy in New York. Catch Rising Star reopened. We
worked there, and uh, stay of New York and you

(30:40):
know a little bit at the Cellar, but it's like
Stan New York Comic Strip, Gotham Carolines, Carolines, and Catch
trying to start. We did all those and then all
these movement great rooms like Gluna Lounge and that was
all the great rooms.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
You guys started and never mind keep going.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
So we started there and then came out to La
in ninety nine and that's when you saw us at
the Comedy Store and we got we got passed at
the Comedy Store, which was you have passed. So like
we come out and our buddy Nick Schwartzen is like,
you guys got an audition, and we're like.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
What we had a TV show.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
We had a TV show and we're like headlining sets
in your He's like, you gotta do it for Mitzie,
You just gotta do it. For He's like, I'll bring
you in on a Monday, and just he was so nice,
sworts him so good to us. He was like, i'll
bring you in.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
I'll tell her.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
We're like, okay, so just coming on this one two minutes,
two minutes and we're like two minutes. We can't even
get to a setup of a bin in two minutes.
So we decided to do one bit. It was just
one thing that we did, and there was so it
wasn't just a bunch of jokes and we just did
the one thing. We're like, she's she's either gonna like
this or not. We get over to her table and

(31:52):
her chants are shaking. She was in the little like
saw like that of the boot. She was in those
little chants. He's like, gangs, like, why are you doing
Louie Anderson like, and we're like what does that mean.
She's like, you can work here, and we're like great,
And it was just awesome because we just started working there.

(32:13):
We weren't there all the time, and you know, that
was a dark the dark day.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Of the store.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Nobody showed up.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Was rough because she was getting sicker, but she still
wanted to have control, so you know, she was kind
of there, but not fully physically there.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
And so how old was she at this time? Night
was like, but is it because she like.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
She started No, I just think she had like did
she have Parkinson's or something like that or she whatever,
it was some degenerative disease. To get over here, let
me get in it, let me get into the frame here.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, so she had some disease that kind of you know,
took its toll on her. And you know, if you're
going to run that club.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
You also have to like it can be healthy.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
It's a hard it's a hard thing. You got to
run through like everything that's going on. You got to
reinvent the place. And she really from the late seventies
she ran that thing. I mean she knew everything that
was going on.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
She ran it all. She was great.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
And I'll just never forget the way that she just
saw a two minute bit that we did and it
could not have been I don't know, It's just a
simple two minute bit and she was like, I love
you guys, and we were like, oh man, she did.
She does get Look we liked what we were doing.
Who knows what other people were thinking. She got it,
and we're like, oh man, you got it from just

(33:35):
two minutes of what we were doing. I love it.
You do you do no talent, And so she she
was like, you can't spot it. But also it was
like she was she kind of like if you think
back to what she did at the Comedy Store and
how she that really was the place multiple times, like

(33:58):
in late seventies when it was when it was David
Letterman and Jay Lennon, Robin Williams and Richard Pryor and
all that, and then carried it all the way through
the eighties to.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Like Tyrie, David Tyree, David Tyree, Tyreus halliburtons Alburt was
doing comedy back then. These name I made off on
the Dark Times. Yes, so the guy that called Toddy.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
I jumped out the building, that was a different guy
and he was that was in the book I was
dying up here well so so then, but like when
we were there in ninety nine, two thousand and two
thousand and one, it was like us and Sebastian Sebastian
man Scalco, well, but he was kind of doing what
he was doing before. But to like five people in
a room at like eleven thirty on in the O

(34:47):
R and he was he was unapologetic of his style
and his cadence and his delivery man helm watching him
do this and we're like, wait a second, he's either
going to do this to nobody forever or he's going
to blow up so big, and he did. I mean,

(35:09):
the guy's amazing. The guy's amazing and physical and so funny.
And and you know, Bobby Lee started around that time
with us, Johnny Sanchester around that Timeto Freddy Soda was
there and we were there with him all the recipes
and he was there with us all the time. He
was amazing and part of our every time we'd hang
out up there. But then you know, you'd show up
and like you know, Dice would be on for like

(35:32):
an hour and a half and you're and you just
would be your slot. You'd just be watching people in
front of you go go, We're leaving. I'm not sticking around. Yeah,
Daddy Griffin like four hours and you're like, hey man,
that's cool for you. But we drove down here expecting
to do a set and now I'm gonna wait for it.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
So we'd get like so mad.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
And then we did a movie with Eddie Griffin and
we did My Baby's Daddy and he was so cool
and so nice. We're like, we can't get mad at
him anymore.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
I don't shut up to our any grew up in too, man.
He booked me for a show out of the Blue bro.
Now it was the most ever made for like twenty
five minutes really ever my life. I mean on my
trip to Europe now ye, Gary Owens, Gary and Cedric
entertainer Dil Hughley and me. Wow. Yeah, bro, earthquake that

(36:26):
was like out of the blue, bro, Like I heard
you said, I bumped you because you know, bro, it's
funny here. They also have a Willie Barsena story, yeah
with Willie Barsena.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Right, yeah, I remember Willie Barca.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yeah. But we did have four to night shows back then.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, yeah, Willie Barsena was there.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
He was part of that.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
He was at the store back then.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Didn't you work with him when he first guys, first
to night show or second to night show?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Did we work with him?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
He told you guys that he was about to do
it to night show.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
I mean the best story is the best story is
Al Madrigal. Yeah, he was nice, so Williborson. It was
always nice to us always. I think he I think
he thought we parked cars at the which we might have, but.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
But no, he was like, you guys are great.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
It's the brown Bonneville were like, I don't know what
to do around driving around, But no, Al Madrigal's story
with him is the greatest.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I don't want to give it a line. Yeah, I
heard about He got on the back mic and say
that you say on this podcast. Tell where I hear, dude,
I think I think the podcast right.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Outside it, I'm sure said it was at the Sacramento Punchline.
Oh yeah, and they were cold.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
The manager told him then they're co headlining, and like
they just got it.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
It was on New Year's and like you were switching right.
And then one of them, William brigch they were supposed
to be co headlining. Okay, you you He told them, Well,
what I were you and I cold headlining. But the
Friday first show I headline, a Friday second show, you headline.

(38:08):
So no, Williams tried to go up first. You were late, brother,
You go.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Blast last, and you would take the first ten minutes
of the set and just trash them, ship out magical, imagical. Finally,
was like, God damn it. He got on the microphone
and got rid of and I was like, oh my god,
I'm I'm all in for all those comedy beefs. But dude,
you know, you know us man, you just did our show.

(38:33):
You just started tagging show. This is what I'm gonna
say about Felipe, not that everybody watching this for listeners
podcast doesn't know about him. Dude, you're the best guy ever.
And the fact that, like, you were doing our show
and you finished your set and I was like, we
never do this.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I never do this, and we never do this.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
I'm like, you have one of my favorite bits in
the history of comedy. This is a bit that I
like show my friends.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
That's right. I was like, I haven't done it a
long time. Jokes, yeah, movies showing movies that shows time.
We should do it. Anybody else should do it. It's
really fun. You go up on stage and they were
up there, man, and then before you get off, they

(39:16):
give you a but they give you all the tags
for your jokes. So we're listening to it.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
We haven't heard the material. He goes through a set
and we're listening and in our like phones, it looks
like we're just going through emails. I's like, no, no,
we're we're listening intently, and it takes a certain kind
of like skill to be able to hear what he's doing.
Right for a joke that Haarley already passed you by
a little bit ago. Also, it can't be like a
joke that we would, so we try and write, which is, yeah,

(39:44):
what's up. So it's like, you know, we got to
write a felipe as far as a joke. We got
to write a Craig Robinson joke. He came on last year.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
We got it.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
You gotta write, I mean, we got it. It was
fun justin Martindale joke. I mean it's like Dean del Ray.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
We got everybody, Robinson your to write a joke and
we have to write the mettle for it.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Yeah, to write the music.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
You write that.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
He went up, no, no piano and he crushed.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
He was so good. It was so funny. I saw
you guys once that I watching a bunch of the
comedy Store. But I was on late at night one
time and I have somebody over and we're plazing it.
Do you guys have to do? You guys ever have
a show on ESPN two. Yeah, I had to watch
that shown you you know, funny about how everybody has

(40:35):
that formula now of two guys. You know, I'm talking
about sports.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
So it's just us watching old weird sporting events called
cheap seats and we're just yeah, cheap seats.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
To make fun of.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Hell.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Yeah, this was two thousand and four to two thousand
and like two thousand and three to two thousand and six.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
My Dark Times Bro seven seventy seventy.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
I played it till twenty ten.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah, and it was.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
It was all jokes, the jokes we make.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
It was like it was kind of like like like
Internet st how people do now, Like it was like that.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Show where they movies like Scientist, Sports Badass.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
It was so fun we.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Made We had so many people only be kids. We
had like sched kids.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
I'm like, did you get your haircut on an escalator?
Because it's going down like that.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
You guys are thought about bringing it back for like
the Internet.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
So we've done some stuff. We have a Patreon where
we do it for like weird sporting events brothers and
if we're on our Instagram, we do a bunch of
that stuff like Final Cool Sports, Super fun.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Were you when I watched the Star Wars movie, the
first one without you guys? Yeah, that was you guys,
right what Star Wars movie?

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Oh you mean that did the the announcing?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Yeah, I thought it was you. We wanted it. I
really thought they both know who that was. That was
a comedian, Greg Proops, right New Hope, Yeah, calling the race,
calling the I thought it was you mean.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
The racing, Okay, Greg Proops from whose line is?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah? I thought Greg?

Speaker 4 (42:11):
So Greg Proops just talk to talk about like you know,
there are those comedians who love to like smoke pot
and just watch these comedians. Proops to hang out with
him high when you're high, he is. He's the funniest dude,
Like you know those people you hang out with you
get high, and every single thing they say is funny, hilarious.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
He's made like he'd make like his eyebrow would go
up and I'd be like, you got.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
And he was a stand up.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
But he was on whose line is it Anyway?

Speaker 4 (42:40):
So he didn't really come from improv, so he no,
he like most of those people on whose line is
it Anyway? Are like deep deep improv dudes.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Who like except like Drew because he's stand up in
proops is that he just comes to the world to
stand up.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
He's just really fast.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
And Wayne Brady was like all improv Wayne Brady was
like rub and he was like you he had a
TV show.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
A TV show, I don't let's make a deal. Still
might still do that.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
He was like he was like so big.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Oh yeah, he had his own like he was big.
But then I felt like he did a couple of
like movie rolls where he was like just crazy, like
crazy killing bitches and stuff like that, and like you
know what I mean, Like he's like, I gotta fight
this image. I gotta get I can't be I can't
beat it. I can't beat well polyamorous And I think right,

(43:31):
maybe he likes everyone. Everyone sees.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Anyone and everything, anyone and everything, anybody and everything. You
never have BF with The Mooney Twins.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
No, we never met him, but we met Paul.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Never never met the movie the first time of this
time up the Mooney Twins. Were they funny? It made
me laugh, bro it was stupid, but I laughed so hard.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Are they still doing it?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Because I don't know, because there was a they were
doing a they did a JFK joke, right, and okay,
so well, I don't know how it was, but when
the one did the JFFK joke, the other one Neil
like JFK Junior at the at the at the at

(44:20):
the cemetery, that is so.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Hard, that's so hard our JFK joke. As we went
to the in Dallas, you ever go to the like
book depository, Yes, bro, you can go there. I'm like,
why have a gift? Why do they have a gift shop? Like,
who's gonna buy a gift? Like John Kennedy got shot
and all I got was this lousy T.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Kennedy.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Give me that Kennedy bibblehead.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yeah, it goes back into the ghost to the side
comes That's right, Bro, that's on the side by a
little but that's on that built on the side. And
they have a gift shop gift if we're the museum, bro,
Like you're like when you see there, when that.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Yeah went the street, go up to the sixth floor
and see where one of the shots aim down the street.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I'm telling you there's
no way, no way. That bullet just hung out up
there for a while and then just went down to
one day.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yeah, and he's driving away from so you're looking at
so you're looking. I'm not going to get all conspiracy
because I hate that ship.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
But I hate get kind of in those like those
like crazy.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
So I got caught up with George.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Oh yeah, let's here.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
It's the throw off.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
It's gonna throw us off. Yeah, I start digging in
the internet.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Perfect, we should make a sketch. Who's like is anyways?
But we're like fighting for like a cocaine.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Line because George was the conservatives that that's a Republican.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
I'm not kid.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
I used to watch it because I used to think
this was like a I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
What it was cable so it will come up and
fifty yeah to me.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
To me, it was like here.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
To me, it was like something crazy because I was like, like,
what is this? This is like cable TV, like yeah,
white here.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
He looked like the like the tall man from the fantast.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
It was almost like Jerry Springer but a whole bunch
Like it was like, I don't know, I don't know
the political part.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Used to watchally George.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
I was like I was like, I was like tense
I don't know what it was the lead singing of
the mentors.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
But the show was so he was very consumative.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Consumerative, right right wing all the way.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
He looks like if Rick Flair gotta broom up.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
His ass like a big following bro.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
When was Rick Flair and the Beach Boys.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
So some r I p Brian Wilson.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Died, Wilson died, Tod Bro the Beach Boys.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
You said, the Beatles, bro, You said, also he did
right in the Beach Beatles.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
He did.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
He's in the Beatles.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
So somebody said that, So Rick Flair has skin cancer
right now, he does, and somebody comment not going to
beat him.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Somebody said, solar flare.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Just a flare up. He's a he's a jet, is
a private jet flying limo driving skin cancer.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Haven no, God, havno this dude.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
I saw his documentary, like he talked about his talks
about his drinking problem, NonStop drinking.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
He's been drinking. I think he drinks like thirty beers.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Can I tell you a crazy Rick Flair story. So
Jane and I because we did the sports show, like
you know, we did a lot of sports things. So
I went to the University of Michigan. That's where we
went to school and have are still close and connected
to the athletic department. So many years ago, when Jim
Harbaugh was first the coach. He's now the coach of
the the La Chargers, but when he was first the

(47:52):
coach of Michigan, they did this crazy recruiting event called
the Signing of the Stars where they like did you
had all these people there and they were going to
announce who were the recruits. They had like music, like
Migos was there? Was there, and then liked Tom Brady
was there, Derek Jeter was there.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I hosted the show. Jay couldn't be there because he
was shooting a pilot in LA.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
I was shooting a pilot for what was the True
So I'm there. So I'm there. I'm hosting the show
and I have a little like ear piece in my
ear that the producers who are in the truck. It's live.
So I'm there and the producers. Rick Flair is on
the show. Rick Flair goes up to the podium and
he starts he starts talking, and I'm looking at the teleprompter.

(48:37):
He's not saying any of the words he's off the
prompter's off book. He's just talking, talking, talking, and the
first producer in my ear is like, you got to
get him off. I'm like, me, get Rick Flair off.
I'm not gonna get him off the stage. Road couldn't
get him off put me in a figure for a
leg locks. So I'm like, dude, you can't. I'm like
I can't get him off. I'm like shaking my head,

(48:58):
like you to get him off.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
We're running late.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Three women couldn't get him off an hotel room.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
So he's like, so there's like Lemie.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
So there was like one little brief like he paused
for a second, and I'm like Rick Flair, everybody, Rick Flair.
I come up and like yeah, Rick Clair like put
and put my arm around everybody, Rick Flaire, Let's give
it up. And walking on the stage. And as I'm walking,
John Harball, who is the coach of the Raven of
the Ravens, is sitting on the couch behind me and
he's like, hey, Rick, come on over here, why don't

(49:30):
you tell another story about wrestling? And the people in
my ear like, get him the buck out. So then
Randy had to get him off the couch, Get him
off the couch, and I'm just like Rick Flair, oh buddy.
But he's pretty amazing, dude.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
He's got stories for days. Ship.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
We had Rowdy Rowdy Piper on our podcast right before
he died, all right before he dies, he was on
our podcast and we're like, dude, we loved you because
you were funny.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Yeah, you got got over all the crowd.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
You know at that phrases, getting over on the crowd
is when you turn the crowd against any Kaufman did
it when he went down to Memphis.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
And made everybody hate him.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Rick Rick Flair did it sometimes, but Rowdy Roddy Piper
all the time, so much.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
To everybody to hate him.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Yeah, chingo blink. He's a comedian.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Nobody loves him.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Everybody got over got over on him.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
He's a comedian, a comedian who like, uh was like he.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Got manga when Trump lost and then everybody hated him.
But now everybody likes him again. Yeeah.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
So he was ahead of his time. Again, was ahead
of his time because he started off as kind of
like you know, they can't report us all and then
he went like mega and then like it was kind
of going a wrestler, your fair wrestler turns like, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
That, he's like, he's now driving the boat that is
deporting people away. Yeah, yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Hey man, he's working.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
He got a job.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Him jingle.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
When they start off at the heel.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Rick Flair, he went back and he went back. But
Rick was so cool that, like even when he was
a heel peper, like, I love this guy. He kind
of yeah, and Piper just was funny. So at the
end of interviewing Piper, he like, microphones go off, none
of them this is on the show. On the show,
he looks at the two of us. He looked into
us and eyes and he's like, and I get what

(51:19):
you guys are doing. And we're like, wait, is he
gonna like what do you mean you just right now
we're doing He's like, and we just waited for him.
He paused so long, and he's like, keep doing it,
keep doing it, because he saw there, like, you know,
he could tell we were having fun with sports. This
out of sports the way he did, and he's like,
I love it. And afterwards we're like, dude, that was

(51:40):
the greatest thank you so much for what you love
about him. Is that he put everything into it. I'm like,
this is a podcast interview and you're giving us everything
you got. Dude, You're amazing. And then ten days later
he died and I'm like, we killed Maybe we put
too much pressure and killed him. He gave us too much.
We killed right of piper Man.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Oh, I'm sorry where the heels.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Because he started like a comedy too right before.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Dude, he did comedy.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Oh dude, this is the craziest thing ever. Stabbed in
the heart. Okay, So the story of this show, he
told us, was that after one of his gigs, you know,
he was in the hallway he in the conventions in
the outside arena. In the arena, there's fans waiting to
say how to him, And he comes out afterwards and
says to all the fans he's talking to kids and whatnot,
and they see some guy, some drunk, redneck guy holding

(52:28):
a knife like this, like swinging the knife, swinging it
like you don't know how to hold a knife. Scared, yeah,
given him the evil eye like I'm gonna mess you up.
And he went over to the guy to be like,
hey man, there's kids around here, Like I don't swing
that knife. Do that, and it takes two steps over
the guy and the guy slipped the knife. The knife
into his hand. No, like he like he knew what

(52:49):
he was doing with got into a stance and they
hustled him, and before Piper and Piper is after a match,
before he knew it, the guy stabbed him right here,
just under his heart, just around his heart, like if
he moved an inch and either way would have been dead,
would have been dead. And he's like, I could not
believe it, he said, in that moment, I realized, you know,

(53:11):
it's like that episode of Atlanta. I remember that episode
of Atlanta when he's in the woods and there's that
guy who's like just like crazy guy out in the
woods and paper boys out there, and he's just like, yeah,
this guy is harmless whatever, and then the guy flips
a knife on him. He's like, give me everything you got.
I was like crazy.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
It must have been a fan who probably thought wrestling
was real. He was like, you junk to totally.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
John talking about the scene also where yeah, we're paper
boys in in the middle of nowhere, like in the woods,
and so fans walked up to him and goes, oh, man,
we're big fans and they goes, oh you here by
yourself and they put a gun on him when you
put the ship. I don't want to write. And that's right.
I mean there's that too.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
I mean, do you fear that?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Hell yeah, I'm my South. Yeah if I do one
that guy want to buy underwear?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
I mean you want to buy our underwear?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Some some two gay guys were in a Addison improv fans.
These two gay fans are like, hey, I'll buy you underwear.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I was like, which I want to wear? Now? How much?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
It wasn't that much?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Too?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Like there was like twenty buzzing bros. Yeah, that's what
my farts are worth, like a hundred bugs.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Was that a joke you had about your d n
A or no?

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Was that something?

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Everything?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Everything's in there? There everything I added salsa. Yeah, there
everything in there.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
I got semens.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
When you guys wear in New York the perfect cocktail.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
There's a roads did you guys n how much how
fun was that that?

Speaker 2 (54:47):
That that.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Rose you guys did in at the cellar for patrucial Neil.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Oh dude, so I mean we were I love Patrise
O'Neil so much, dude, So Patrise O'Neill.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Did, so we had a show to advice. It was
just for you guys, yep in.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Nineteen ninety seven. In nineteen ninety seven that we didn't know.
We did a show on on MTV called Apartment two
f Here's who did Here's old school, old school, So
here's yeah, yeah, okay, here's who did stand up on
that show. It was a sitcom that had stand up
and sketched like woven into this. Listen to who was

(55:28):
the stand up on the show. Okay, Jim Norton, Patrise O'Neill, Bill.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Burr with hair, with hair, they call him Billy Billy
pat phenomenal and like.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Was it before queens or yeah, before that?

Speaker 4 (55:47):
So Patrice told like my one of again, you know again.
It's like it's like I put it in the R
two D two category.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
He told one of my funny one of the funniest
bits ever.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
And he's like, when I'm.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Black black man sees a pretty woman walk by, it's
like we all turn into ventriloquists. He's like, that's that
is the funniest thing ever. He said that live, and
I literally like cracked up so hard. I'm like, dude,

(56:20):
and and everybody says it that he was just funny,
funny in his bone. I mean, I go back and
watch his bits about how they used to treat other
players on the opposing football team when you knocked a
dude out that nowadays again in a prayer circle around him,
he's like that already holds.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Hands and.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
That his ability to speak truth in those moments and
still be so funny.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
But it was great.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
It was like kind of like that tough crowd, you know,
Colin Quinn era of Greg Giraldo him, you know Colin
Quinn obviously, Jim Norton and all those guys. It was
kind of it was great, but he was. He was
one of the best and was great as soon as
so we went. When we were at the Assmen Comedy
Festival with Patrice, like there was a thing that they

(57:09):
did where they made they made some comics go up
on the mountain and other comics were in the studio
and this is like all the comics were there for
like Asmen at HBO Asmen Comedy Festival. It's nineteen ninety eight.
They're like, this will be funny to get It's like
six in the morning. So Patrisa is on the is
in the on the mountain. He's freezing his ass off.
He does not want he does not want to be
up there. He doesn't have the gear, doesn't want to

(57:30):
be up there.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
And there his long leather jacket outside.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
And our friend Jordan, our friend Jordan Ruben is a
great comedy and now a great Jordan tricked him into
going up there. Jordan was like, yeah, you should go.
And then Jordan's in the studio and Patrisa Neale the
whole time is like Joda Rubus, Jouna Rubus, Jordan Ruben.
He's like, Jowda Rubus, I'm gonna kick, Yes, I'm gonna
kick your ass, kick you all over the news. It

(57:54):
was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
He was so funny. So good Do you get it
the Thanksgiving the Laugh Factory?

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, man, I haven't been in a while, no,
but I you know, it's it's funny because for us,
through the years, we've kind of spent luckily been able
to work at all the clubs in la but had
different times at different places, you know, Like we spent
a lot of time at the Improv when we first
moved out here, a ton of time at the Laugh factory. Uh,
and then it was like just the store.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
You guys got your you guys have your like little
area eras story.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
And now we're getting back.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
We're getting back to lave Factory, and I'm like, I like.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
It because laugh Factory for us, as we get older,
it's a younger audience. So we're like, our ship's got
to work with young people too. So it's it's a
good challenge is we're like, can we can we in
this situation when someone just you know, someone will go
up and just do crowd work the entire time and
crush with it because whatever, it's fine, and we're like,

(58:50):
we're not gonna do that. We're just gonna do our
material and see if our material.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Can work with this crowd.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
So it's that's right, that's right, right man. I love
that ship.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
I mean, but there are times where like we'll walk
into a room full of like all parents that were
doing material about our kids and stuff like that, and
it's like it's like, man, like Chris Rock just walked
into the Apollo and fucking through like threw down and
blew it.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Well, we're speaking to people who, you know, to the
audience that is one percent in the pocket of what
we're talking about. But if you can make people who
are not your people laugh at the I mean truthfully,
I'm like, universal, do I know the life that you
grew up with?

Speaker 1 (59:35):
No, but you make it so funny every one of
your bits.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
I mean, I don't know how you feel about George Lopez,
but like, no, I like George Lopez my stuff so
but I mean his specials and stuff like what he's
sayings in Spanish and I can understand Spanish, but I'm like,

(59:58):
there are things is about it that I'm like, Oh,
you're showing me and teaching me someone who didn't grow
up in this about this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
And funny is funny, man, Funny is funny. And if
you make it, you open yourself up, if you make
it accessible, then anybody like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
A sneak pig into culture.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
I love it. Yeah, I love it. It's a little
explanation and we're all give me, just give me a
little taste, little explanation, and I mean taste, give me
a line whose line is that you can't feel the
same way Latinos feel like like they were a bit
just bro. They would do a big Latino movie like
another Selina but they didn't ask none of us.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Yeah, you're like, what the hell?

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Yes, yes, yes, you don't feel that way about that.
That that any Murphy movie, which one, the one with
all the Jewish people.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Oh, the one that came out recently.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
The one I mean Jewish guy. You I did, I
did play Jewish guy. I played.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Murphy's daughter.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Mary is like, yeah, I saw that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I saw that movie after the Drug Dealer.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Hey, yeah, you were great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
The thing is, you look like a little bit if
you go back and look at Fiddler on.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
The roof, on the room, on the room, the rider
broke Holly on the roof.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Bro, people from don't know about Hollywood, broke Hollywood. Make it,
make it Hollywood. We call Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
I'm gonna call Hollywood right now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Just make.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Have the conversation with other parents who are not involving
the industry. He goes, so you're a Hollywood guy, what
do it? I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
You're more Hollywood than I am.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
This word.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
I'm out here grinding my dad.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Too, Bro, Like, you don't know ship about Hollywood, right?
I told I show him. I told him. My dad
said he should because she should have to go side
cold side for you for Hollywood just coat sign.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
My mom tries to call.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Fucking the guy from Mirror Mags.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Oh, he's he's having a hard time. I say it
is a fellow you. Did you say he's a fellow
you or a felon? He's a felon falling, falling.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
My mom tries to WhatsApp Paramount Studios. Bro on the WhatsApp.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
You to New York. No, no, she should know about
the the news.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Yeah, my mom tries to what's up on Pizza Hunt.
He's trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I did a show last night, right, I didn't show
up the improv I never before the ballely broa. They
gave me ten bucks what at the at the at
the fucking lab that Bro, I didn't even know brother,
ten dollars? Bro, what don't you don't give me no thing?

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
But they gave it was a little envelopes last night.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
In an envelope.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
I did that show, same news, the same news joke.
So they have a little bucket and you there's like
a bunch of news articles on one and people bullshit
that people wrote on the other one. Fifty minutes said Bro,
ten bucks. But I opened up, Bro, with jokes and
make me tyge this one up. We'll do it. I said, sorry,

(01:03:27):
I woul late to the show. By the way, Sorry
I'm late for the show. Man. I was basically passing
out breaks and downtown our lane. Quire right. Then I laughed.
Then I said another. I said, man calling the calling
the armed forces like Donald Trump called the armed Marines
on a couple of protesters. It's like when my neighbors

(01:03:49):
called the fireman and my mom didn't turn the beans
off and they burned. They called the fireman. Bro came
in and we're all scared and under we're watching television.
Stop it, No, no fire department. Came beans dog beans man,

(01:04:09):
that's a big problem in the Latino community. Man, always
turn off your beans before you leave.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Come on, just say, I say, Brian, and then but
you can refrom lend him up Doorian style.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Put them. We have Asian people have rice cookers. We
should have somebody should have been a bean cooker.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I think they cook beans in the right. I think
I can't do beans in a rice cooking.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
I don't know about that. He tried.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
I don't know he has tried. Being cooker sounds like
a racist.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Yeah, that old. That old said, if we say they
get that old bean cooker out of those two beings
over there, you guys, let's let's try and come up.
Let's try and come up with racist phrases that are
not racist, but they just sound racist.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I had a I said something. I said something that
sounded racist. I wasn't in racist.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
That's a rice cooker. You can put it in roller.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
Can you cook roller?

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Over there?

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Can you cook spaghetti a rice cooker?

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I don't know, you know, because it's spaghetti and a
rice really okay, I see that spaghetti cutter over there,
But I didn't have a rice cooker at one time,
or maybe it was, well, no, no, no, there's a different,
right between the rice cooker and the one that cooked
roast insta pot, the one that cooked the stew in
the ones. It's different, right. And I fucking put all

(01:05:41):
the ingredient for a stew in the crack pat and
I fucking seven hours. I fucked up. And when I
had a three day party, bane, you didn't go. I
want a hole called the fire. You know they probably
called it's one of the dead person broke its fuck

(01:06:03):
your beef. That fuck your beef was sitting that pot
rock pot rolls for like three days cooking turned.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Off but like the lowest like setting.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Yeah, when I opened it, it's so much pressure. It
went never good. It's never good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
In a crime investigation where the like his his skin
was fall off the bone, fall off the bone good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
It was very that was like it was.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Way too it was supposed to be good. Wait.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
So Andy Kindler had one of the best crackpot jokes
of all time, Andy Kinler. I love Andy Kiler.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
The last comic standing when you're on it, Oh sh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
He was on.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
So Andy's joke was crackpot, there's a there's a great item.
If I'm hungry in seventeen hours, where are the crackers?
And then his joke was eight years of mine school
and I still opened the cabinet into my face.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Hilarious. My friend one is he knows about the sweater
for five bucks. At that price, I could afford that
to like it and need to have the whole bit
about our Oh man, I really hope I make it
in this business. Man. I don't want to be that
with old bitter comics I work with. Oh kid, it
used to be great, yes, dude, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
My dude, you're like ten ten bucks for a fifteen minutes,
said I can afford not to like my jokes in
two twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Five, that's insane. Ten dollars, bro, Yeah, I will take you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Yeah, I'll take it. But they were building for that,
so they were giving away weed. Also thought just took
all the joints. Yeah, dude, take all that chick.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
You had two hundred dollars worth of weeks. He's like
taking all the joints, he's taking all the craft service.
He starts taking chords. We're like, whoa, that's when the microphone.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
You know, ten dollars not changing at all, two thousand
in two thousand dollars ten bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
We had to split it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Yeah, they had the five bucks each.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Well, a lot of comedic clubs still pay the same
rate from years to buddy for the.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Still twenty five, I think it's fifty awesome, dude, you'll
get that big check because I used to. I used
to fucking I didn't mind twenty five. Both hit the
Hollywood Improv because when Buff Rieman was there, the fucking
dinner was amazed. Oh that was people will show up

(01:08:22):
to the food. But I go to the show and
when they had the big jumbo shrimpini with the honey
over the plate and to take their own bread back then.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Yeah, it was really the guy and the watch the
kitchen who's always smiles away.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
He's away. Antonio saw yesterday you took my birthday, my
birthday or something.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Wow, he's still there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
He's still there, bro that guys, he leaves a legacy
of happiness, the happy, aiful dude, the recognized used the
film that the Holy Place.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
It's like his arm was down and You're like, who
are you?

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
And then he was like.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
He said, are you going upstairs?

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
And you're like, Antonio, it's been there forever right since
you started, right and we started.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
We started, he was there, he was there forever when
we started.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
He's still there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
He started the fire there in.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
The eighties, he chopped up the lines on whose line is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
So Rita there? Bro Rita, Yeah, she's been there forever too.
They have three three rooms right, the beallet room, the lab,
the old the main room that only two rooms rooms.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
They just remodeled it two rooms because I remember when
I started the lab was no there's no bar.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
It was just like it was remember it was.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Like yeah, it looked like show it where the bar
is was, where the stage was, Yeah, that way. So
one night we were in there. One night we were there,
this is great. Robin Williams came back and like we
were doing what show we're doing? It was definitely like
an interesting show. And he came back and he was
in the green room and he just started riffing with everybody,

(01:10:15):
and I was like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Did this is the fucking We met him a couple
of times.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
We met a couple times, so when he was living
in San Francisco and we were performing the Old Cobs,
which was down before that one. It was like one
hundred and eighty seats. It was just a beautiful little
room kind of down by gear Deeli's Chocolates down there.
And so we go down there and Robin Williams came
to one of our shows because he would just pop
in and do stuff. Came and watch the show. And

(01:10:42):
then on a Thursday and then the next day we're
just like at some like little small T shirt skate
sho skate shop up there, and he went in and
he was in there and he's like, I saw you
guys the other night, and we just started like, are
you kidding, dude, you're the best. And he was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Totally joked around, like totally gagged around. I'm like, man,
I love this summer. It was cool to run into
like an older comment at that I was thinking nothing
improvsed him on a Friday and I saw Gallagh girl.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
So ship did he smash it? Smash the watermelon?

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
We're smoking weed with him? And if you had any
new joke when I tell the story, you serious? Yeah,
you're serious. I walked out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
It wasn't his brother.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Could have been his brother. He was tiny month there
with cargo shorts and had a giant hammer. He had
his hat, the Gallagy hair and a hat. And then
then I said, man, you you want to go smoking,
We're gonna go joint. Was smoke a joint. If you
want to come, I'm gonna be over there. Did he know?

(01:11:47):
He goes, let me just fit in my drink. So
he drank his drink but were already gone, and he
came over and he showed us his old bare one
of license from because he said he want one of
the first people to get one medical and it was
like it was from a normal I guess normal dude. Yeah,
I remember normal. Yeah, and he said that he O,

(01:12:08):
there's more weed in twenty five years and the other
drank and twelve in like twelve years. But he was
drinking and his son was performing in the theater show
down the street with his wife or somebody. He goes,
I gotta go back over there. But ten nothing happened.
Oh my god, he had a drink that is joint

(01:12:29):
and damn, dude, you might have ended a marriage. He did.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
He's like, and so he got on his roller skates
and skateed.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
I was there bro like that like Cooba Gooden Junior,
bro and may come. I was there, bro, like the
black dude from Bank of Bats at the Giant from.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
Rudy giving hope, just getting him off the trail.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
What some full podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
People do you get people? People who are telling me
he should be in movies. People are telling me yeahould.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, we want to be bro. But
like we like we're acting like like movies are coming
to us, like we'd love to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
You don't know, you're right, I mean you know what
I'm going.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Yes, that's a good that's that's actually a really good point.
We're gonna start doing some movies I like do he
isnt comedy. Oh my god, has become in Hollywood shuffles

(01:13:35):
big LEI is the driver, I mean doctort him on
Doctor Katz? Can I die from the thought? Can I
die from Doc? Can I die from the talk? Like
he's like the talk? Can I die from the thought
of the talk? Could I die from that? I just
want to lay you down. He's so funny and to
that end, Doctor Jonathan Cats Doctor Cats was the show

(01:13:57):
we always wanted to do in the nineties. We never
got a chance to do, but we did a bunch
of his live shows and became like friends, really friendly
with Jonathan Katz.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
I love him.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
He's one of the funny again.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
He's one of that I don't know there was a
live show like that, so.

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
He did him like recently, like John Benjamin who played
Ben who played his son, so funny, so great he played,
But so many comedians were really funny in that show.
They're like Ray Ramono is so funny on that show.
My god, I feel like Ray Ramondo got his show
from doing that show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
His brother.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
Brad Garrett, all right, give me your back. What's your
favorite impression that you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
There? Is Skimmity do I got.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Pretty good on that show, like doctor and you're talking
about I remember his language was so funny. He said,
I want to I want to get a sandwich and
the lady the last I asked the lady know Manni's
and she she said, what you like man on the side,

(01:15:14):
And I said, for what to remind me how much
I hate Madni's. I also love Tom Barry. I like,
you know what's funny man? Like, somebody said you to
the comic? I remember saying no, and then on Spotify
the next the end of the year and had Todd
Berry number two right after Doja Cats is my favorite

(01:15:35):
bit of him. People say Todd Berry is the cat
of comedy. I told you, Mane, what's your favorite? Oh man,
there's so many man like I love the one on
his album.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
Yeah, God, he's so funny man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
I like when the one about because he does jokes
like the young comic can relate to, you know, or
if you're a comics comic, you know the joke. He
goes a lot of things to get me excited as
a young comic back in the days. Was like, if
I'm headlining in the club, I will call in and
get to hear my outgoing message right. This week we
have Ray Romano, no passes, and this Saturday, I'm finally

(01:16:20):
coming coming back. This next month we have Chris Rock.
There will be no passes. This week we have Todd Berry.
Wednesday is bubble Gum Rapper Nights bringing a bubble gum wrapper.
You know what, just write bubble gum on a paper
and you're getting in for free. I remember those days,
but I worked in a passive comic strip. Bob read

(01:16:42):
fucking Sunday. Bro Tuesday, the Sunday they gave.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
It went down from Wednesday to Sunday. Yeah, Tuesday for
one living in a hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
For a for one. BROI Wednesday friends, Yeah, you established residence.
It was BRO two for one. Yeah. And birthday parties
Wednesday with Military night, our military getting free Thursday, our
college kids getting free Friday. If it's your birthday, you
get in free. So BRO like tons of birthdays all over.

(01:17:17):
Oh god, the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
Nothing like a bunch of people.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Fifty two undred and fifty bucks BRO to hostel week
and I took a great home bus seventeen hours.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Great bus to a passo to you did that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Yeah, we took a bus up. We drove throughout, We
drove ran fast.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Job.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
We were doing a job and we stayed in a
haunted hotel in downtown Albasso and the other thing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Oh we know, we said, Theteltel, the.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
One across the theater. But you can see Mexico from
the hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
So the right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
Yeah, so the entire down town area like that, all
the streets were dug up, like they decided to do
construction on the entire.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Area at once.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
I'm like, how do people get around down here? It's
like dirt and just like just.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Ship everywhere Mexico Home.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Be able to kill it home? Yea.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
The cactuses to cactuses are the fire hydrants. That is
that the that's the haunted hotel right there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Yeah yeah, but it will have heard of some comedian
performing last week, rob our Bulls.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
They were there, Yeah, at the theater across.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
And I remember that. I remember El Paso. We had fun.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
So Rand and I did this job where we had
to start. They asked us if we knew how to
drive a stick shift car. We said yeah, sure, but
we had let we walked out.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
They were like, I don't know I ever driven how
to do that, I don't know. So we had to
get our friend to like come and drive it off
the lot because we couldn't drive. We literally couldn't drive
it in two so we learned. We learned how to
drive it. But it's like every time I went you
try to start it on, like start going on a hill,
it would stall, it would start to fall back. Oh
and I remember we were almost missed an exit on

(01:19:09):
the freeway. We went from fifth gear down to first gear,
which you're not supposed to do. All the stuff we
did wrong, But we drove this car across country and
we drove through O Pass.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
So we started the the nineties.

Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
We went across the ten and we ended in Carolines.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
In New York.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
Crazy crazy drive, I mean, and like, oh my god,
it was just insane. Like the guy who was our
tour manager quit in the middle, and the son of
the son of the security guard of the building. They're like,
you want to tour manage this thing? This guy didn't
know what the hell he was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Gets us lost in West Philly, West Philly, get.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Lost and we're outside the car. We don't know where
to go.

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
We don't We're like, hey, man, we're just we're in
a brand new Mr. Two Spider. We don't know it.
Target like kill these white boys, two white kids. And
then the guy's like, oh, I forgot to give you
your petty, your per damn money, starts laying cashaking cash
out on the hoother car. We're like, don't what are
we what are you doing? Man?

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
We're like, damn West Philadelphia.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
That's right, yeah, legit, it was crazy. It was crazy,
but we did it. I can't believe. That's like one
of those That's one of those things. You know, Felippe.
You do these jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
You're like, yeah, I'll do the job. Like I'll do
it job. Yeah, You're like, let's make money. I'll just
do it. Get it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
I think as comedians, I feel like we're like, let's
do the job, and if there's a crazy story that
comes out of it, it's good. That's what we want
out of our lives. You either want life to be
good so you can enjoy it or terrible. You get
it crazy, you get the comedy. Better, give me a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
You got living in silver leg right, I'm in Silver Lake.
He's in Okay, you've been in Silver Lake for a while,
but you guys been living in the area for a while, right, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Yeah, I've been in I've been in Silver Lake for
twenty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
We're talking to somebody earlier. Yeah, and instead because they
shut up, they were they shot something in the area,
right and about to be like the two thousands. And
I said, let me tell you, man, if they want
to get up to they should grab somebody and wear
black shorts and just walk around through the set like
that old man that used to walk around the newspaper. Dude,
you know about the Walking Doctor. Remember the Walking Doctor.

(01:21:19):
You don't remember him? They miss the Walking Doctor.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Okay, I get afection for.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
So the Walking Doctor was you know the story. So
he was a guy he used to like read the
entire New York Times and he would walk twenty miles
Like what are you walking all over.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
This? Before I got gentrifying, like.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
It's always been, but now it's like kind of gotten control.
But like he would walk every and he was known
as the Walking Doctor, and he was in great shape.
He walked like twenty miles a day, this dude. First
and I'd watched him and my wife and I'd be like,
what's he walking from? I mean, like yeah, you don't
walk that much, Like, aren't you us to work? Man?
So apparently, apparently, and this is the story that goes

(01:22:06):
running around the neighborhood, is that he prescribed oxy for
people who did not need it but just wanted they
had like oxy, you know, they had their oxen wons,
so they had oxy addictions. And he prescribed it for
him and somebody odd on oxy and he was going
to get busted for it. He was going to go

(01:22:27):
to jail. So he got into his hot tub and
put the cover over it and he drown.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Shut up because that guy, because because think about this, Okay, that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Was what one day he died. He looks like Harvey
and the guy from.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
Uh yeah, yeah, it looks like the guy from them, David.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
He's like just walking, just walking.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
This reading, just getting tan. Yeah it was tan, and
he was thin and he was good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
He didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
So he was writing scripts for oxy and people got it.
And then someone died and he was going to get
because and you think to yourself, man, you can't walk
twenty miles in the yard in the prison. And I
think he just was like, I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
That's he is. He'd always be walking yeah, dude, what
year did he died? He closed the cover?

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
He died probably probably you got he died. I want
to guess, Like, what did you say two thousand and eight?
I want to say he died? Like so the things
about se like that. There was the walking doctor and
then do you remember the sign for the foot clinic.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Yeah, we had a whole bit of a bit about it.
You got the type spot right, yeah, Agan restaurant there.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
What's it called?

Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
It was Higo?

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
No, no, it's Indian. There's an Indian sports bar.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Oh yeah, it was God place was fucking I ever
had so good.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
So the foot clinics were like, this is the sign
there was happy and sad for the health. So the
sick foot has a bandage on top of its big toe,
which is the head. But the foot has feet, foot
has feet bro. The foot has feet bro, and both
legs of the foot are fine. Yet this bitch is

(01:24:12):
on crutches. So you're like, this tells me that this
foot clinic can't diagnose ship You're like, hey man, my
ankle hurts, Like we're gonna have to put this glass
catheter in your head.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
What that was like with a Columbian restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
I remember, dude, look see if you can find the
happy foot sad foot in silver Lake and you see
happy foot in your place is called Pisia Palace.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Remember ship Turban Cowboy, the restaurant that loves the happy
foot in the set foot. Okay, sad foot, the foot
has feet, bro the foot. If you're a foot, you
don't need feet. Yeah, why the feet are fine. His
feet are fine. And he's on crutches to be the

(01:25:00):
hey kool aid and he left out the kool aid right.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
Both his feet and his legs are fine, and his
eyes are all red because he's been doing well. It's
the happy foot, which is like happy that is the
old school great that old school hat. And he used
to spin around and what they used to say was
if you're you get that good foot, then you have
to have a good day. Oh, get a bad foot,

(01:25:23):
you're gonna have a bad day.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
So that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
You never want to get the bad foot. You don't
want the bad foot.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Well, whatever your chopping, you get all the feets.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
You have a good have a mixed day, mixed bag.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
That's what when I run into you guys in the
speed list or so yeah, that's my acting class where
I go to. I used to un videos there before.
Oh yeah, up stairs by the by the Gelson's. Yeah, yeah,
used to be a bad video store up there. He's gone,
all right, dog let him know, man, thanks for doing

(01:25:55):
the podcast, dude. When I start, I started stand up
at a at a coffee shop called the Natural Fudge.
Where is that? It's called those It's called the the
the Fountain Theater now on Fountain Avenue, the first street. Yeah,
across the street from the Queen of Angels Hospital. Thinking

(01:26:19):
now it's a Yeah, it's a place the church where
Tom Cruise goes to. Yeah, let's say there's an unbelievable
restaurant over there right now called Safie's.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
All right, I gotta ask you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
I got to ask you when you see do you
get a lot of white people at your shows? Yeah,
they're married to a black lady or a Latina woman.
Really a bunch of young kids.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Like, help me understand what I've married into?

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Yeah, they tell me that, right, So good?

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
Do you like seeing white people at your show?

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
Yeah? They show up like, I don't care how long
they laugh and they paid.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
As long as they laugh, they pay, and they buy stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
I have nice fans, goods, they tip well, they say
that everybody's happy. Like I like when I went to Melbourne, Australia,
and I thought it was gonna be like crocodile don'ey
looking people, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
But it was nice but with all Latino really you
know in Melbourne. Yeah, with Melbourne with with an Australian access.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Shut up Alsodian or Colombia. And I asked them, you know,
like I always ask how the fun you make it
way over here? What did they say? They were part
of that a refugee program in the eighties. I don't
know the name of it, but it's by.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
The way, Australia, You're welcome because you wouldn't know what
a poo poosa was.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
If you didn't, because it's a little pouch within the
pouch and yeah, it's it's a it's a refugee program. Yeah,
what's the name of a refugee program? Lisa from Australia,

(01:27:59):
she does well. Anyways, Whorians when they were having their
little banana wars, I guess over there the revolutions in
the eighties they had they were all refugees, so they
had a chance, they had choices to live in the
United States, Canada or Australia, And in Australia takes a
lot of refugees. After the United States States, we had enough.

Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
Oh okay, a.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Lot of a lot of Sodorians do live in Canada
and Alberta.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Alberta, Canada, was a lot of Salvadorians there too. So
when I went to Sydney, the same thing. My lot
a lot of Turkey people, you know, yeah, Colombians different.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
We've been in Have you been in Turkey? We've been
in Turkey, Glenn and my friend, let's go. You know,
I didn't say Armenia, Turkey, Turkey. So we're in Istanbul
and we go into the Grand Bazaar, which is like
their market underground, and the bar is like a bizarres,

(01:29:02):
Like yeah, it's like level coolest thing, all this stuff.
And this guy is like, hey, come here, my friend,
my friend, my friend, my friend, we're friend. Of course,
everybody's your friend, a friends, I don't know. He pulls
out this coat that is like green. It looks sweded
and green. I'm not gonna lie to you, it looked tight.
I was like, I like this coat. And he's like,

(01:29:24):
look at a lope antelope. It's antelope, like right, that's antlope.
And and I guess just the look on our faces
is that we weren't as impressed or we didn't believe
We didn't believe him. He then takes a lighter and
lights the coat on fire fire and my friend my
friend and we're like, wait, is this supposed to get
how much?

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
How many times do.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
You think we get lit on?

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Fire? Man? That's gonna be really helpful, my friend, my
friend is helped.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
You need your.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Techniques, so we So that was really cool.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
And then we drove down in through Turkey, like we
went to this underground city area called Cappadocia, which all
these undergrounds. See if you can find.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
A picture of.

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
A cap And then and we went to this place
called which was so freaking cool. You walk underneath all
these underground cities, just like underground cave.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Is it because it's so hot out there?

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
They just built it. There's people built these underground cities there.
Now you got to look up a P A M
M A L. No, it's p P A M A.

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
M M you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
To look like so they have bro, these are the
coolest things. That's not ice, that's salt deposits that you
can get in these like pool hubs, and just like
I'm like, dude, Turkey is so cool. So if we
wrote water warm, yeah, it's warm warm because it's not ice.
It's just like calcium deposits. So if we wrote a

(01:31:11):
travel book about Turkey, it would be Turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
Who knew, who knew, who knew, who knew?

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
Man, So we didn't know. We we spent time in
Greece and Turkey, and I was like, dude, I like
Turkey better. And then we went down to this place
called Boadroom, which is down like a coastal city down
there in the Turkish Rivy era. And it was beautiful, grey, huge, gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
How was the coffee good?

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Turkish coffee hot do in the sand? That was great.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
That was very cool. Everything was great, the desserts were good.

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
It was great. Man, we loved it. It's great.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Man. Traveling around is the.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
Yeah. I like going to Bakersfield.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
Hey, Bakersfield is like Turkey. I'm sorry, it's as oppressive
as Turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Yeah. What podcast all that program those refugees that that
help them get to Australia and Alberta and there. Good.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
I remember collecting money for you. There you go, you
get those little cans and like throw your change in
the can and you just set it up right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Well, so if you have shows coming up, yeah, when
it's going to.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
Drop right now, they love us. Are people liking this?

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
They say they want to see. Uh, let me see.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
We'll answer questions.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Yeah. But while you're looking that up, we're going to
be in the Pacific Northwest. We're going to be in Portland.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
Next Wednesday at a room called the Polaris Hall, which
is just a very cool room. So we'll be there
at Polaris Hall, and then the next night we're in Bellingham,
Washington at the Blue Room. Then we go down to Hayless,
which is there. We go sha Haless, which is in
Washington at this theater call. We're at the Pantry Hotel
in Newport.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Which is easy man. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
Then we go to the historic Everett Theater that's about
an eight hundred sea theater north of Seattle, just north Seattle.
Then the next week we're in Rooster t Feathers and Sunnyville.
You ever do that?

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
Yes, I heard that room.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
It's great. Yes, So it's a twenty six, twenty seven,
twenty eighth and twenty ninth. Then we're in Hyenas downtown
Dallas one night. Then the next that's Friday, the July eleventh, twelfth.
Then in August we're at c B Live. You ever
do CEB Live?

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
No, you've done.

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
I'm sure you've done Stand Up Live? Right, Yeah, it's
three clubs.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Oh comfor Blue you did Iteah Copper Blue. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:33:35):
And then so we could go to CB Live which
is in Scottsdale or Desert Ridge, which oh yeah, So.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
They opened up a little bit before the pandemic and
they closed out for two years.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
I'm wait, this is not no, it's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
So they're back, and then we're going to be nineteenth.
We're doing a band cancer benefit of the theater in Raleigh.
We had lots of dates and I think we're going
to go back to Austin and do the State Side Theater,
which I about superartis dot com is you can see
all that ship and on Instagram. Instagram's at Scholar Brothers S,
k l A R Brothers spilled all the way out.

(01:34:08):
That's all of us, TikTok, Instagram, everything, everything, X you
name it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
I like that. I thought you I thought we did.
We started to sign up to get at the same time.
But we started where you started when you were teenagers then,
so we got so we started. Yes, the first time
I ever stood one seventeen, first time I ever stood
on stage.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
We were fourteen fourteen.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Shut up where Saint Louis. Fuck yeah at the juke Box, No,
at the Funny Bone. And then but then we kind
of stopped a little bit, and then we did it
in college. So we did in ann Arbor, and then
we did in Detroit at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle, which
is a great place. We come back there and now
we do that so good.

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
And then we moved to New York and started doing
in New York, so like i'd say serious, and we
did in Saint Louis at the Funny Bone without Canal
so the summer for our senior year college. So since
we were twenty one. We're fifty three now, so three
thirty two years of like consistently doing comedy every week.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
It's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
Huh Yeah, dude, it's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
Love writing too, I love it. Love Here's what we love.

Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
Love writing. We love comedians.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
I love listening to my fand up and going to
my jokes, writing, taking notes.

Speaker 4 (01:35:19):
So here's here's what I love, and this is what
I say to my kids. I'm like, find something that
you love as much as we love. Okay, I love that.
There are moments when I'm sitting on my couch, I
got both dogs on me, and I'm like, I can't
get up. Whatever I'm watching I'm loving so much. I'm like,
I cannot get up. I go, shit, I gotta go.
I got a spot. I gotta go do like a
spot at the set at the at the Laugh Factory.

(01:35:42):
I'm like, God, damn, I gotta get up and gotta traffic,
get over there and do this. And then I get up.
We go out in the dropt between the drive from
silver Lake to over to Hollywood to do it. Something changes.
Get out there. You see friends, You see your friends,
you see your boys. You see your friends, watch them
do a new watch them do a new joke, him
a tag, someone gives you. Then you go on stage
and you do it. Maybe try to something new, maybe

(01:36:04):
talk to the crowd a little bit. Something clicks and
you get out there and you're like, that was the
best fucking thing I did.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
I'm so happy I did that because you're driving back
home broke, I feel like, well it's not gonna end right,
Like you want to go on again. You're back and
going in your hand. You think like You'm gonna go
hang out at Dublins, but doesn't exist.

Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
Double we did that used to come on after Dane Cook.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
Yeah, I do. I should go there just to see
Joe Diaz begging for money, that's right, cocksuckers.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
Oh my god man. And the thing about Dublins is
like that was just a crowd of models and people
who are like the Hollywood type, like people wanting to
be in Hollywood. So you know the story about Vin Diesel, right,
like how he became Vin Diesel the.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Room. Yeah, but DMN meg will bill all the time too. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
So here's a Vin Diesel how he became Vin Diesel.
This is such a crazy Hollywood story. So Vin Diesel
used to rent a three hundred thousand dollars white Mercedes
and he didn't pay that money, but he would rent.
He's probably spend like ten thousand dollars a month to
rent this car. Rents a a white Mercedes. At ten

(01:37:26):
pm every Saturday night, he would roll up to the
mandri On Hotel which they had the skybar, which at
the time was like the early nineties. This was the ship.
This was the bar that everybody was at. It was
on sunset.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
This was it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Good bar is still there.

Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
I don't know if it's the same, not the same,
have the same vibes. That was it. And he would
come up at the busiest time out there, flip the
keys of the valet of the car, bald head, white
v neck, T shirt, jacked up, come out of there,
looks like dump jeans, like he's in the fast and
furious and people are like and everyone's like, who is

(01:38:04):
that guy?

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
Who is that guy? Just because he rented a car,
Like that's fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Yeh, who is this guy who faked it?

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
To make it? He faked it? And then like he's
got a debo boy, you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Know before social media.

Speaker 4 (01:38:16):
Yeah, that was out there grinding every fucking grinding and
ship then a cart man and you did it man,
and like, who is that guy who rends the car
and goes there's creat.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Who want to know about when you roll to each
other on comedies? Oh dude, that was fun.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
Jeff Ross came to us said, I want you guys
to roast each other and it should hurt just a
little bit. We're like, bro, you want us to destroy
a fifty year living relationship, thirty five year work relationship.
And one night he's like, May, its like maybe, we're like, bro,
how much you're gonna pay us? He said twenty five
hundred dollars. We're like each he said yeah. We were
like all right, so we wrote these. I mean, what

(01:38:59):
I love about Jeff is that Jeff was like, I
want you guys, like I don't want you to show
each other the jokes. I want you to really genuinely
surprise each other when you're up there. I want you
to be a little mean but in the sense of
life should take a pound of flesh, and you should.
But he's like, you guys are great choke writers. You
would be great at this. And we were like when

(01:39:20):
he told them at the first time, we're like, god, man,
it's just not our thing. I don't think So he's like,
think about it and tell me on Monday. It was
on a Friday and we saw him at the store.
It's like, I really want you guys to be on
this next season. I really want you to have We
that whole weekend. We talked about it so much. It's like,
I want to do a bunch of special roasts with
like comedians who are of a certain level, not like

(01:39:41):
young comedians, comedians a certain level. I want to do them,
and I want you guys to do it. I think
like he had Joe List roast his wife, they have
Blake Griffin and whatever. He's like, I want you guys
to roast each other as like a specialty roast. And
we're like, shit, all right, do we do it? So
we still weren't feeling great about it on Monday and
we called him up and we're like, we're still on

(01:40:03):
the fence about it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
He's like, just do it. Trust me, trust me. Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
It's like, I think it'll be good for you guys
to do something you're not used to doing. So we
wrote the jokes, we learned the jokes, and we got
up there and it was so much fun. I mean,
Nikki Glazer and Jeff and Jessel Nick were the judges
and these are all our friends. I mean, they like judging.
I was just now. They were just like, oh man,
I love this, and it was like unlike regular roast,

(01:40:28):
it was kind of like our stand up in an
interesting way where it was like, you know, a little
bit back and forth within the roast, a little bit
of a dance back and forth, and people dug it, man,
and we loved it, and now we do it in
our acts.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
I'm watch that tonight and you can find on line.

Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
Also, man, watch on my new podcast I had with
my wife Lisa as Farsa. Do you even binge? Do
you bing and watch this fool on our podcast? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
Dumb people town?

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
Yeah? Man, what have you to think of being on? Man?
I love you man, you know man, you guys make
me like you know how like sometimes you watch a
comic right and you want to go home putting down.
He inspires you. That's what Priguz told me, he goes.
You made me want to work hard, You made me
want to love stand up again. And that's what you

(01:41:21):
guys do. Man, that show, did you guys with you guys? If?
I was like, oh yeah, man, this is old school
when we used to go hang out at Denny's and
each other up.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Remember that's you're young, like you think about you? Man?
What the fuck am I doing? I'm three years old?
Four am in the morning. They got to they gotta
be somewhere nine, right, and we can give your ship.

Speaker 4 (01:41:45):
You can do dude, I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
Remember hang out, be hanging out at Flappers till like
to in the morning at the false spot next door,
and like someone be coming.

Speaker 2 (01:41:56):
Up, Like what you doing, Bromber. I can't see myself
doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
Now they're hanging out little late girl Late. You can't
make it through this whole podcast without pissing.

Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
There's no way, I know exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Yeah, remember you told me, Bro, it's funny because your
generation did it and I did it. Like you do
a show somewhere else and if you hook up with
somebody like maybe you did it, but you don't want
you want to keep her there or keep her in
out late? Yeah, man, what are you doing? Hey man,
We're all going to go have beers and watch this
crazy show. There was always a ding down show.

Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
Ding down show, like in twenty ten when there's nobody there. Bro,
we've be in the bag messing around like so with
down like on stage, but like.

Speaker 4 (01:42:38):
Done there when we need somewhere quiet.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
Private, Yeah, you have the little people back then. I
don't want a lot of people around.

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
I feel like when you're like in your twenties, like
you want to do a guest but it was like
an adventure every night, like like you will go the distance,
Like let's get drunk. How many get drunk, Let's go
like maybe hook up or I go right after you
know he didn't look up, Let's go dry?

Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
Right? Yeah, I still like I record all my sets still,
and I smoke a fat ass joint and I go
for a long walks, especially on the road. I got
them all the boom tagging my ship up. Bro'll tag
you all day. What's the food pocket? The Sclore bros
right here, man, check them out, man, cheap Sea

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