Ep 535 - Nate Jackson - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't try.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Don't try.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
More so fool filipees. Parson right here wearing purple, just
like our guests. We didn't we didn't even plan this out.
We just did it. He's wearing the Washington State husky right.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, no, that that's Washington State, the cougars, this University
of Washington husky representing.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah. Yeah, we're here. We got Nate Jackson here. I'm
not looking shiny. It's a super Yeah. I had to
get something. Yeah. So you're from Washington originally, yeah, Seattle, Arry,
I'm from Lacy, Washington. Do you know Andre Covington. I'm sorry,
Andre the Great?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, Andrea the Great. But it was good and I
wasn't coming.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Tant Yeah, he's in Portland.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, he had a house Importland. He's yeah, we spent
the ninth there.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Shu three.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
No, No, he spent the night. They're doing a triple run.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Him and Benny Mana.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, back in the day, Trible Yeah, man.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Man, I ran from those gigs.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
You've done those, no, man, because triple would have like
a bunch of ship gigs and then like two that
were the ones that you really wanted to do that
you would just go through.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
He would go through all of that to be like I.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Finally got the one with the Cadillac hanging out the
wall and Spokane.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, yeah, because it was two good gigs out of
that sixth run.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
And then the walla walla Washington was like a hig
bar in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Next to like a prison. You did that one? Which one?
That one?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
It was a yeah, oh my god, I guarantee yeah
it was. It was just like straight out of roadhouse to.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You didn't do triple runs, no, man, I did barnabys.
And this lady that had just got out of prison
that day.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Was all over me. You had to have it? No, no, no,
she was.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
She just I don't know what she was in for,
but she was all over into were security was like,
we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Have to get out. She was like, I need it,
give it to me. I was locked up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Fiery, red headed, uh, red headed Latina lady. I thought
that was pretty not common.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
That's orphan Anna.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
It was the redhead that day too, but it was
a white lady.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Her stepfather is on that rich with Paul Head like
a Tolo bro what's his name? And and or fer
Nanny the ball guy uncle Bucks, mister uncle big Bucks.
Yeah you didn't watch it vague. She was ordered it'll

(02:55):
be an uncle Big Chucks were big Chuck Taylors.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Full podcast? Special do? I?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Holy shit, I put everything into it. Brother, I'm doing
my big thing July eighth Netflix. It is called super Funny,
just like my comedy club. And uh yeah, they send
it to you.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Have you seen it?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
What special? It comes out July eighth? True, but they've
been sending like the special ahead for I haven't. My
wife's thought the whole thing nice. And I did it, Felipe,
We did it, said your club or would you perform?
This is the Neptune Theater in Seattle, guys, I love
that place.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, no, hat right hairline.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
You guys extended the stage?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah you've been to the Neptune Yeah yeah, yeah. I
wanted to have a I don't know what they call that,
but I was like, I need to get out in there.
I want at least one eighty because it's it's material
and crowd work.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I let the curtain of blue. Thank you, let's just
look all. Then it changed. You have a good lightning guy. Huh.
I had the lighting guy that did the Tom Brady roast. Yeah,
I saw that. The it's gold right there, good lighting, man,
because my show changed. I went from what I was
doing to what I was about to do. That too.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
And too many specially got that shot that walk out
with the logo on it and stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah that's good. Nice logo too. So what pre d logo?
And you walked over the words right? All right?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Right, so that's the logo. That's literally the whole brand.
Super funny comedy club, super funny. What was the comedy show?
So it's the whole thing. That's the show I used
to do it Ontario improv funny comedy show. I turned
into the club. I haven't t coma now and so
then it's a full brand trademark and all that there
it is.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I get my thing. You should have a room in Covina,
right or left?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Went to somewhere I had Hello rooms I had. I
had Anka Hoots and Riverside. The wild Horse I think
was called in and I had somehow.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
The wild Horse. That's where I passed out from just
being lit. The wild Horse was crazy, bro. I wanted
to get fucked up, and they didn't have fucked up drinks.
The only so like beer as a bullshit and wine.
Really I think they lost their hard a yeah they had.
And I was there and then and then somebody color
Lomo was there right and I was talking ship to

(05:23):
somebody and then color Lomo told me that, oh, Bro,
that got connected and I was like, come on, Bro,
where was connected? They're connected, especially with the bad tooth
like that. If you're connected, you know, maybe that maybe
that little tooth in the shoe.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Bro, But he got disconnected.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
He was a shoe. But you know, I don't know.
That was just a wild bar. I remember the that
was the Sunday Room. Yeah, but it was it was
in the head. That bar was wild.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
But like I was like, I don't know if people
live out there, and always it just seem like it's
in between the Ie in La, So I would always pass.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
If I'm passing, I know, I'm twenty five percent of
the way back home to Ie. That's how I was, like, Okay, Covin,
I don't like those bars. They were the guy goes,
I'm gonna go smoke it, and then he goes in
his truck and its to the radio and smokes and
then he goes back into the bar.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Bro pets his dog.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, he goes those guys, I'm gonna go smoking, and
they go in some other truck, smoke a fucking joint,
listen to fucking callow not a five point five, and
then go back in the bar. Who does that, bro?
What kind of life you have where you gotta go
out some of the bar, have a cigarette or joint
in your car, listen to the music, and then like
go back in that palm. I think I will go home,

(06:41):
but then maybe they have no home to go.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
To, living out of their truck.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I'm sound kind of viby, like you leave the club,
go to your little island.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
And come back in the club. A little vip room
in that line. Man. When I was like twenty years old,
we took party in an abandoned car every day, bro. Really,
somebody lets us stolen car of abandoned station wagon and
we would go in there, bro, and the battery still
works well to the radio one and we'd be in there, Bro,
just chilling listening to kilos, drinking and drinking, man, hardcore,

(07:14):
just drinking, drinking the forties and then going to the
liquor store and buying more thing coming back all day
now was a car. There's four of us station wagon
to the front in the back. Yeah, I can't get
shut out to the Eno brothers. Eos e n O
s nice. Are they still around? I think so? Man,

(07:34):
one of them shut up a house. I'm just kidding that.
I want we need to call him war Man. And
that Foo knew all the guns already. But he was
like eight nine years old. He knew the guns already
in the name of every gun. Yeah. Thatfore were we
were little League. And he wore that fucking baseball hat
all summer bro. I thought he was gonna wear that

(07:56):
ship in the first day of school. And he didn't
really like a lot of hair. I thought that was interesting,
pirate hat.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
We were all sommer bro like this, and he had
long hair. It was just like.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Pirates, right, looking like Captain Jack Sparrow. That's real, like
Rocky George with a little parate head there.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
The tribe that they're from is the tribe that we
did in Tucson o lamb lam. But they need to
be called Pema Papa Go.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well, Papa Go is is an exit right before in
that area.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Because when the white man came, they saw them and
they just said my papa or the standards said beat
my papa go. That's what they named him. Yeah, but
the real name is because Prima's first. I guess that's
the first people they saw Papa go. I don't know.
I mean maybe they were frank guys. What a papa
go mean? People?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Right, Prima is first? Pima p I m ma, oh,
I don't know what that means. Then it sounds it
sounds like it.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Matters shut out to their fry bred. That's in New Mexico. Tucson. Oh,
I was just there. God, it was one hundred and
eight degrees. When were you there last week? Oh? There
last week the casino? Were we there with jay Lemont? Right?
But look out weak it's.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
So much talent, man, I want to say. Last week
we did We did Tucson and then Phoenix.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
I did the Aztec Theater. It was hot as fuck?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Do you guys?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
It was.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Arizona was so hot. Bro, I'm like, why do humans
live here? Like you gotta be like a sand beatle
to enjoy this?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Fuck?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
It was hot, like native people live out there, native
to the land.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
I wonder the governor where we're living with, how' gonna
make money. We're gonna charge extra for AC. They got
to pay more for a C I don't know, Man,
it's hot, it's a different hot come over here, Like
over here it gets to one hundred. Yeah, but over
there it gets to one hundred. But you really feel
that you're you're if one hundred in Phoenix, your your

(10:08):
body's crispy, like yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
There's no there's no wind out there here, Yes, just
a stale here.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
You breathe in one hundred and you're gonna breathe in
something hot air with dirty ass air.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, it's kind of similar. But that desert, that much
of it is. I couldn't believe it. Just we were
just sticky. As soon as we got I was like, fuck,
but I prefer dry heat over like that sticky Miami.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Oh my god, Florida.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Gotta shower up again after you walk out there.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh you got to take three showers a day. That's fine.
One of those guys smell whether there in the Florida
in the South, probably because they sweat so much and
then their sure dries, then it sweat again, then it
dries again. By that time, man, it's mouth like an
old fruit cocktail, that.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Ever lasting must because what they eat.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
I got a homie eastpigions, like a whole ass whopper,
not just the onions, the meat, the lettuce, whatever's on
a whopper like it.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah, all of that. What did you start standing
up comedy at? Started?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
I got like, what city would I say my chops
are in?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Or where I actually hit the stage? Well, you hit
the stage the first time that you went up.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I got dared to do stand up and did it
in college at Eastern Washington University and then Spokane, Washington
and the Brickwall Comedy Club was like home for me.
And I graduated and came back over to the West
Side and I started gigging around in that area and
doing one nighters, and then I moved to LA with
like six hundred bucks. I thought I was moving to

(11:43):
LA and I have family in the i E. And
that's where I moved to. So that's how we started
on each other doing shows that like Rick Rome and
all of that out in was that Upland or Leonso?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
And the place that was just on the other lead
to ten. Yeah, but there was more too, Like that's
where Joey Diaz and you and Brad Williams we all
used to do like peppers and I think Alta Loma. Yeah, yeah,
like getting out there and doing it.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, what was that Barmona that was the name had
That was no, not that one. It was Tris bar Kelly's.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Kelly's that was yeah, the Sbashi Setina.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, hell of work. But that's where we first.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, that must have been what fifteen years ago? Yeah,
but yeah, so that's how I started and came up
and I moved down here and then I so I
started out I and that's how my show Super Funny
started at the Ontario Improv rather than anywhere else you
know where it could have been. And I moved in
to North Hollywood and gigging and all that.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Then I went back to.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Seattle and started like twelve rooms, found the perfect space
and then did three hundred and eighty to four hundred
and twenty people every Thursday.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Night for like eight years.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
And Tacoma it was called Varsity Grill, like it was
so big that now it's a furniture store. But at
that point, at one point, the Jillian's Arcade for you
like a you know, like David Buster style.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
And that's what the whole and so it was it
was at for a year.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
We had a live live band and a DJ.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Like it was. It was the Groove, so a comedy
night on Thursdays.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Every Thursday night, and so that turned into local just
different people in national. We had Little Real and we
had we had Leslie Jones and Tiffany Addish and Dion
Cole and well, I mean we had like everybody, everybody,
four hundred and eighty people paid.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Bro, that's we're doing. That's that's what was this. This
was for years, eight years, eight years. Yeah, what year
was though? Oh twenty ten, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I think I gotta be around in there. Yeah, because well, no, baby,
I want to say maybe two thousand and twenty ten
to maybe two thousand and eighteen. It was off the chain.
I went from they're doing the every week Thursday too.

(14:02):
Then that venue turned into a country western bar. So
then we moved to another spot that was once a
month and so that was like a piano bar, and
we did Kevin Hart Heart of the City there, so
like we had Kevin Hart come to Tacoma and all
of that, Like all of that is a part of
the start of what ended up being Too Funny Comedy Club.

(14:22):
You know what I'm saying, but they're a and Washington.
Now there used to be a place. Did you work
for that guy that robbed everybody?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Pierre?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
I did some shows with Pierre, but not in the
capacity of a headliner like I was locally there for
I think I was. It was like three months before
I moved to La So I did a couple like
he had.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
He had a show.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Matter of fact, he had a show at this night
club called Juno that is now the space that the
Tacoma Comedy Club is in.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh So, I used to.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Do Juno, and I think he had Thursday nights. So
when I went to do Thursday nights, I called Pierre
and was like, is it cool for me to do
a show? I don't know why, but I just thought
I needed permission because he had done it for so long.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
And he's like, man, I don't care, man, DM thing.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Man, I'm about to move like.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
He's like, I'm on the bigger, better things. His kids
are running track. Yet his kids, Pierre is a world
class athlete like he was, like, like for real, Pierre.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Was no joking sports when he was a much younger man.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
I don't know how it got to you know, stolen
credit cards, buying flights to get comments in.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
The town, not paying Pep. I don't know how it
got to that happened.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, but you know people like that, they aren't like
that with everyone. Like Pierre was very charismatic, great dude,
and then it's almost like you might as well start
the clock, you know what I'm saying. You know what
I'm saying, Like, how can you keep screwing that many
people over? If people aredn't be like, no, he's solid man,
out standing, you know what I mean. He's gonna tell

(15:55):
it's not sad. It's just like he ain't gonna do
it to me. And then you turn around he's like,
really didn't pay me, you know what I'm saying. And
so that's how he got everyone, because you might go
through three times and the money's good, and then that
fourth time you get short like a little fox.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, And I think it just came down to you.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
But it just from what I understood, he would be like,
if you kill I ain't got no problem giving you
your money. But if you come up here and have
a rough set or a bomb, other people ain't fucking
with it. Bro, I don't know what you got me
paying you for that was his logic, which is.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
A cold world. You know what I'm saying. You knowne
drove up or flew.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Up for a one night or in Tacoma and somebody's like, yeah,
that little three hundred. I told you I ain't coming,
Like on a lot of comments, if that's how you're gigging,
You're like, Bro, that ship has spent already. You gotta payment,
you know what I'm saying. You know, if you're getting
you know, if you're gigging, like that's.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
A part of your budget.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
What I anchored this whole goddamn trip off your little
three hundred. You know what I'm saying, I'm staying with
a fat girl. I don't know her last name, Like
I need that money right And he's like, no, I'm
gonna go play roulette with this shit.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Fuck you.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
You didn't kill my You didn't kill you know, that
was the logic.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Mind. You don't think that that's gonna happen to you
because his mom made you lunch, family lunch. How is
the mama making your fried chicken with red rooster sauce?
Did you go over there any like that? Yeah? See
the mom family Bro showed you like old pictures of fans.
Then there was a driver who do like Tiger Woods, okay,

(17:22):
and then he took me to the casino before the show. Bro,
I won nine hundred and eighty dollars. I don't even
need to do the show. That's why I said. Bro.
So I never got paid, but God would looking up
for me. Yeah, and I had more money in my
pocket than I did for those shows the games to
pay seven hundred dollars Hawaii and Toakoma. Yeah, he had rooms.

(17:44):
Pierre had. Dexter got me that gig.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Pierre had rooms all over like like if he managed
that right, he'd be the biggest comedy promoter in North America.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
He had even more than that.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
He had rooms. He had a room in Southeast Asia.
When I did when I did my national get in
the car and drive around and do everywhere to her
like he had. He was in three or four rooms
for his Albuquerque, New Mexico. He had this dope assroom
with this place called Salt, Salt and Raw or Sauce
and Raw, and it was just like full of Navajo
like beautiful women and good like it was a great show.

(18:20):
I was like, what the fuck you got? A room
in Tacoma, in a room in Albuquerque, his rooms everywhere.
He knew everybody and people all know if everybody you've
heard say, yo, man you if they all were like, yo,
we love Pierre, could you imagine the mostion you need
to have?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
You know what I'm saying. But I never heard that
heard what we love him?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
See what I'm saying. If you flipped it, he got
me too, he got you.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
No, no, everybody I couldn't even names. Right here, Rolph
Porter sad story that old man. Remember the old man
hangs out to Seattle at the problem with Toby up.
Mister something, the one that drives mister something. Yeah, old man,
mister Mookie, Yeah, yeah, bro, And it's a comic.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Have ever seen set? Who's actually funny? And then Rolph
Porter right rops down here. Now, yeah he's gig.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
We did a show with him. I didn't show with him.
And in Yakama four with a guy what's that guy
names a rapper and Yakama Yeah, and his wife is
a Latina world girl who she owns a bunch of
hair places. So it was great because Lafonte the name. Yeah,

(19:40):
but he's not a rapper. He raps. I saw him
on a rap show. He put his name in it.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Okay, Lafonte, those big shows, yeah, he's tapped in. I
think he's like is he related to or something like that?
But they're like tight enough that, like like how the
West was one and them big shows like that, Like
he'll have like old school show. He brought up two
short more times a week forties snoop.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
In that full book buider show on a Wednesday, A
Wednesday A right, And I thought that, and then d
DJ what's a guy's name? What do you look like? DJ?
A Mexican guy? DJ Fly No, DJ Blaze, Okay, you
know that fool right, crazy motherfucker? Right, DJ Blaze. He's

(20:25):
crazy though, he's like fucking like early or late forties
crazy motherfucker. So I thought him. We were doing the
radio press. I told him, nobody's going to party on Wednesday. Man,
can you get done that thing? I got on Wednesday? Bro.
We went to do the show, and I've never been
to a show where they're gonna just pick me up
at nine when the show started at eight, all right,

(20:49):
lay like the show story. They picked me up at night. Okay,
they picked me up at night and now they already
had picked up on Chris Story at ate thirty right,
So here really I went up and then Ralph Porter
is there and three commands three coming already. I went
up before I got there. Then I get there, Bro

(21:09):
and killed Wednesday Night and and it goes. And then
now that Blaze DJ Blaze text me goes. He didn't
think we got down like that. And then when we
were going back to the hotel, I took my flashlight on,
like you could see that full sleep in the DJ booths.
I'm outside trying to check her. We're trying to check

(21:30):
a nat. Yeahs outside. If I'm outside, you can see
the DJ, but you can see the plant was sleeping
in there. It was knocked out. Yeah, Bro, Wednesday Night packed.
I was there with Tyler Smith too. Nice we did.
And then the next day we drove to Richmond Richmond
College and then Richmond Richmond Jokers.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Jokers causino that used to be a part of the
tripper around like you were like you would do all
of that casino across all of Montana, all of that
ship just to like end up at Jokers to do
their room casino inside the bowling Alley inside of a pizza.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Spot, right right, yeah, but the way if you have
the note jokers, it's like one of the places that's
owned by the by the hill billy Washington mafia. It's
a warehouse slash casino slash chuck e cheese slash slash
poker room. Yeah yeah, and in a fucking in a

(22:28):
chickashing place. There's a lot of stuff. Then you know what,
there's a bowling galley in there too.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
So I'm saying it's literal area.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
But it's not like, oh, it's not like a multiplex
where you're like, okay, it's all these things. No, it
is this inside of this, inside of this, and then
where the show is turns into the club. So after
they just move off the chairs and let everybody just
get So that's a spl That place has had comedy
for hell.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Along and they survived. They have they have eighteen and
under her on the on the bolting side of that,
I bet yeah, there's probably families over there. I saw
family there, man, because I remember I had a joke
this is this is of a place and they called
the hop right here. I could tell that you could
hook up on a mom and a daughter.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
People had balloons like they were celebrating birthday parties in.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
There at the show too. Yeah, do that. So I
never did jokers, but my family than in the Tri
Cities never they they were books you and I have
since I'm saying that at this point, I had never
done jokers. I have family in the Tri Cities, and
I was like, man, I'm doing comedy.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
They're like, yeah, you're good enough to do jokers like
that was there the way everybody in the and the
like Bruce Jingle's there, So what can I It's not
out the Bruce Jingles. Why not?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
But yeah, so I I I called and it's booked.
It was booked by somebody. It's not Triple Now. It's
like maybe Pat Wilson or something like that.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
I Lott Wilf m Bury Neil. Okay, yeah, so I call.
I called. I called dude direct on the place.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
I was like, man, I want to do let me
get a night or whatever, but let me do I'm
gonna do two shows on one night, two shows on
another night.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Let me Like. He's like, we don't do two shows.
Like you're gonna do two shows if I come to
the Tri Cities.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
And so he's like all right, and then he was
like me and him cut a whole deal or whatever.
My phone rings, it's her like, why are you treading
on my gig? You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Oh my god, I had the same had the same thing.
Was the other person with triple same same phone call
god from the other promoter when I did jokers see,
I just want to did you get this too? This
is what I got for my guy. I just want
to avoid confusion in the future. Yeah, I said, don't
wry about it.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna do my thing. We already
got our deal. We're good. This is gonna put the
spot on the map and it'll woke up other shows
coming into the future. And I went I went after
like stuff was starting to move, like I only did
it because I want to see my uncle. He'd gotten ill.
He's rest in peace, Uncle Wayne. But I was like,
let me get out to the tri Cities. So that's
why I said it all up and went, Man, we
sold it out. He's like, I never sold that much

(25:03):
Prime rib.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Pri right. No, we had a ball.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Right right, No, But it was on the ticket like
it wasn't like you could see like if it was you.
It was like, you want a general the mission with
vi P General Mission VIP gone. The only tickets left
on the website were but prime rib tickets where you
bought the steak with your ticket. I had to call
him like, bro, people don't want prime rib that bad,
Like they just want to come see me. He's like,

(25:33):
I'm using to the prime rib being the main attraction.
I said, that's not what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
The people holding in their stays in the fork when
you came out Extra Horse Radish Hu right.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
So he's like, all right, I'll take the prime rib off.
He took it off and then boot. The rest of
the show sold out, get or something.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
No that one time it was three nights. No. Yeah,
the last time you were on Dancing.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Party Animals. Oh man, we were there and I remember
that marijuana is easy going Richland at that time. Yeah. Yeah,
because we had to go to the town over and
we got picked up by the most beautiful couple ever.
It was like we call them Barbary and Can. They
were the same high. They were both five ten, white guy,

(26:23):
white white girl with blue eyes. And they picked us
up and I never found so ugly in the back
seat and I mean they were beautiful. Like I was
telling them on the way there, like just start looking
at it, going, man, your baby is like you never
you can't have no pimples or no scars on your
skin like you never. You never got stuck. You never

(26:46):
your shirt never been stuck to a gate. You never
hearing a box because nobody's ever put your hair back,
you know, you never. You never had no one hate
on you. You could tell you you could tell this
girl never sat down and somebody passed fanway.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Right, just lived their life of just super nice people.
They took the town over again. It took me everything.
Huh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I like the Try Cities. Man.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
I did an internship during college out there, and that's
when I was like, Okay, there's more than just there's
a lot of money out there, because like one is agriculture, right,
but then two, the area it's just called the area.
That's the radiation where there was radiation, so there's a government,
like it's called the area. Like you live there, and
you got to drive like forty minutes on a two

(27:31):
lane road out to the area, and that's where like
Lockheed Martin and Boeing and all these companies have like
a whole small city out there, and the whole point
is to manage the radiation clean up from back when
they had it years ago, millions and millions of dollars
in federal money. And it's why the Tri Cities essentially exists.
That's why there's a mall. There's Richland, CA, Pasco, and Kennewick.

(27:53):
All them people work out in the area. So Pasco
that's why you can like you can go do the
Toyota Center out there and you're like, fuck, it's packed
like it's it's packed like it's Anaheim out this pitch
why it got long money.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
So I remember we had a we had a one
joint or two joints in Richland and no lighter. We
walked to every bar in Richland waiting for somebody to
come out to smoke a cigarette.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Only somebody hooked it up.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
There was no light. Went to the gas station. That
ship was closed. She closed at five pm.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
What you know, it was like the nightmare before Christmas
out there.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
But we were walking around, but we were not gonna
in a you could have shown a zombie movie. But
was walking around because it looked like they were not
even a cracking insight and man, we were walking around
and looked like we were in a horror movie like
a Twilight Zone. Were first of the Twilight Zone where
it eleven eleven am. So the city the city shut

(28:49):
down and shut down. Wow. But the next day I
don't know where the people came from. I remember I
was part of Remember we smoked through that biker That
was the first night though, first night some bikers showed
up over there.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Like all the working people for the area are in
like one particularly Richland, right the funt that the high
school mascot is like the Richland Bombers.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Because all they were building was bombed. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
So then Pascal is like a lot of like the
Pascal High School, like a lot.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Of families and are there.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
So if you're at one o'clock, you're in Pascal, you'll
find plenty of lighters because it's still up, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
And Kenwick is really just like the mall.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
It's where you go to shop and buy shit, and
I mean people live there, but it ain't there. There's
three high schools and they beef all year round, you
know what I mean, all year and forever for the
rest of their life and you're a small town like that, You're.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Like, you're a fucking bomber. What year? You know what
I mean, that's it. That's but in the fifties, all
these people work for Lockheed and they worked for the aerospace,
and it's now well too.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah, So at one point it was like we work
here and it's active and there's active radiation and all
this stuff going on. Then it was like I shut down,
well millions and millions of dollars in government programs going
to like making sure that the plutonium and all that
stuff is cleaned up, and they're still developing things. Yeah,
Like I did an internship out there with Lockey with
I was at Lockey Martin.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Actually was dope.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
It was a dope experience to go out and see
like like to like just nerd out and like learn
about all that stuff and see like the big they
have these machines that were the length of two trucks
and they were just in these giant you know those
I don't know what they call them, like the big
tubes that are above ground.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
They were in these giant silos, but they had underground silos.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
So just like on what looked like security camera foots
are these giant things that look like two f three
fifties going around and just that's their whole job because
it enormous, huge, and they're they're just like scrubbing.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
They was scrubbing a little bit at a time. And
they had me just watching a screen.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
With that happening.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I was like, wow, I did a ton of stuff,
but that was wow. Also, they had technology early. This
was while I was in college. This is in two
thousand and this is before two thousand, since let's say
two thousand and five, two thousand and four, two thousand
and five.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Bro, they made a touchscreen laptop and when you open it,
the top spun all the way around.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
You can turn it down into a tablet touchscreen and
all this this shit didn't.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Hit the market un till twenty twelve. So I was like,
this is amazing.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
They already had tablets the state of the art.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I mean, touchscreen moving dragon like like like a real laptop.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
I don't even know. It was like a think pad,
but the top came up swivel it.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I don't even know if it ever came out, but
I know it came out like those Microsoft got like
a surface that kind of does that kind of thing.
But this was like, I was like, yo, because I
remember how the red thing in the middle that think
pads have, but they in checked that I'd never seen
and this was in twenty two thousand and five, two
thousand and fours, so it was it was it was
like a oh man, this kind of shit is happening

(31:50):
in the world because even as we speak now, like them,
things are crawling, they're cleaning. There's people out there working
every day and we don't think of that. You're just
used to be busy in your own life. There's people
literally dealing with radiation clean up still from shit that
happened in nineteen whatever.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
And that radiation does an effect of people around that area.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
I mean, have you met some of them. I'm sure
it does shit. I would argue, yeah, but they're like, no,
that's the whole point.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
It's safe.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Clean up's where I cost so much. You don't go
out with you don't go in without a hazmat suit.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
But like, but to get out to the people, No, No,
it's far, bro it's far.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
The Tri Cities is like, okay, so let's let's say
this is all of the Tri cities to go out
to the area. You literally drive on a two lane
run way out over here, and every day people are
making that commute out to the area. But there's nothing.
It is just barren and a two lane. When I
say two lanes, I'm talking about you going and they're coming,
and there's just a yellow line down the middle. And
there's thousands of people going out to the area to

(32:45):
work every day.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
You know what. I saw a lot when I was
though in Seattle that you don't see like in La
I saw almost like a two mile train. I was
waiting for the red light and it's a full of
coal coming from minutes olda like come from the coal mines,
and it was all cover was cold, really yeah cold.
And then I asked somebody, I thought, we don't do

(33:07):
coal mine, we don't fuck with cold in America. No more.
Oh that should go to China. Man, they're the big
there are biggest coal byrus Bro. That cold was coming
from Minnesota and Colorado right and the top of the truck,
the cart on the train was filled with coal, and
that there was no roof, there was no cover for it.

(33:30):
And then like you could smell it when it passed
by then when you know, we want in a rabbit
hole and bro, that fuck each cart leaves at least
like hundreds of pounds of toxic everywhere they go, really
and it goes all.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Into there's these cherries that are this big, like they're
like a small volleyball cherries. Cherries, Bro, they're like grapefruit size,
and we grow them in Washington, in like Yakama or
some where, and they go with, no, you can't even
get them in Washington. They grow them and they are
literally plucked and sent straight to China every time. Is

(34:09):
this you can pull up stuff on this, yeah, type
in big ass cherries.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Like they're like that. So we don't get those here, Bro,
we don't get those because we were fucking they.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
That's a quarter.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
They're bigger than that, like the type in Chinese giant
cherry or something, because that's where we don't even eat them.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
In the States like that. Dip it in chocolately, yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Type in Chinese giant cherry or or just let me
see myself again, that's what's up. So they got the
Chinese giant cherries, bro, size of grapefruits, we can't have them.
There's there's a whole thing in Ta Cama. It's just
it looks like fucking five costcos Bro. All it is
is just storing stuff that's about to leave.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
I think we will have those big ass cherry because
we'll we'll eat them all in America. They're saying, like Chinese, damn.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
How do they eat them?

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Though?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Like an apple like eat around the pitace and like
a mango or something.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
They're huge, but you grow that you put the sea
that outside. How the they got big?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
That one clog the toilet art shaped cherries?

Speaker 3 (35:19):
But the only their main in Washington and go straight
to China. Mm hmm. Nice.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
They were pushing that, uh that Washington Apple drink over
there a lot. Yeah, it was that just vodka with
like a little bit of.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
A increditna, Yeah, something like that. Yeah, I mean but
that it is called Washington Appen. Where do you get
it exactly? So yeah, we're gonna have it was invented
here in Walla Walla, Yakama always.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
That's what they said. Yeah, that's what they're saying.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
It's like, Okay, when I when I go to Yakama,
I always get a big laugh when I say I
love coming to Yakama. This is a place where Mexican
Cholo's gang bangers come to retire. They hang it up here.
That's hilarious because it's back to So you know, when
I first started I saw him. I know that he

(36:06):
was stand up comic. But but when I was like
watching television, you know, you have that Leonard of the
Coprio moment like in that movie or The West West,
The West, the West Story another Copyo in that movie
when he points.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Like this, Oh, he was the latest one.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Brad Pitt the Tarantino movie Once upon a Time in Hollywood, Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
So there's a part of Django because he's in that too,
and that's Tarantino.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah, once a point of time and what and now Hollywood.
He's like played that video right right here. Yeah, so
that was That was when I saw you on a
Junkyard Dog on Young Rock. Oh you had a moment
like that.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah yeah, So I did.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
You audition with a bunch of the other Junkyard Dogs.
I'm not worthy, bro. That was one of my fair wrestlers,
Junkyard dog Man.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I was a fan too, but I was just like
a little black kid, being like, y'all the black guy.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Once I got.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
More like in tune with Sylvester rid of the Man
and all that to be able to try and like
really like like embody who he was, so that like
to just let Nate Jackson do not be a thing.
Unlet's see we're seeing him. I can I can't really
appreciate it. I want to do a spin off like
I've since like his family has now reached.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Out, Bro. But if you want trouble Guerrero family, right here, Bro,
Chavo is a lie. I know right here, Broavo, girl,
he's looking at the seventies.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Right, Chavo was our trainer.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Bro isn't looking at the seventies.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
No, Travo is like fucking fifty five and took up
and driving older twelve.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
I was waked. It was thirty as a dad.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Travo is older. But Travo was our trainer for the show.
He came was in Australia. Like Travo was like, this
is how you fucking drunk grapple and grapple.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
That's how Adye Guerrero's uncle, right, nephew, nephew.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
You're trying to senior junior senior right there, you're talking
about senior senior year junior that's that's my boy right.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Now, talking about Senior Brora man travel Girls Senior. Yeah, well,
Junior Savage. Bro, that's a that's a real motherfucker. Was
bad looking out there. How bad he was, bron, he
too want He fought by himself and the motherfuckers had
a ring in her backyard. Broa, he touches moves. Hell

(38:29):
oh man le legend. Okay, I'm gonna be like, and
he's in the he could wrestle. Now, I'm gonna be like,
I'm gonna be like and I'm so yellous right now,
I'm so yellous. Come on, he said, wrestling, right Yeah, yeah, bro.

(38:49):
He was a great guy. Andre the Giant was not
really like seven feet tall, hard like the giant one
of your show. But he had wedges and his shoes
and everything. The little caller. Hell yeah, hey bro, have
you ever seen that picture of Roddy Piper? But he's
there with that white lady. No, I'm sorry, under the Giant.
He's there with that white lady is up there at
a bar. A famous picture under the look for under

(39:11):
the Giant at a bar in Portland. You should see
the one where he's like trying to fit in a tub.
He said, like he right there, Yeah, okay, that's Harvey's
in Portland, and that Dan Collin mom, that Dan's mom
right there from Harvey's and at the bar, at the

(39:34):
Harvey's bar, I had things. I got kidnapped and I had
to spend Thanksgiving with that family. Yeah, because I was
doing the weekend at Harvey's that had nothing on Thursday,
so we want to come over with Thanksgiving, not really
pick you up at five, not really picking up at five. Yeah. Yo.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Harvey's did some ship back then that I still like
with the club now. I'm like, god, we should do
that ship. So they had this room at Harvey's like
that was in the back and it was like four five,
like young people and they were just doing outbound cold
calls like.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Have you heard about our show this weekend?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
And they kept Harvey's packed the whole time. I remember
those guys. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, it was like kids, like you know, teenagers, being like,
come down to Harvey's.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
We got such and.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Such a take a phone call list, just boom hitting it.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
I was like, you guys, they were calling people that
were outside. No, they're calling people on the phone. That's
old school, Brother's and ship with phone book white book
white the white book yellow pages.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
So they're hitting answer. Come down to Harvey's tonight.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
They would have called MYMDRO. They would keep that bitch packed.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
I ain't doing nothing tonight.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
I would do that ship again, just typing the area
code and any other combo and numbers and see who
answers free tickets for.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
That was that one of the first time I went
in the road to a headlight, and I took the
public transportation to every show the Harvey's Comedy Club, and
the the the feature was not staying in the car.
I was the only one staying in the comedy condo.
They were in the opener there. They opened it with local.
He just drove right there. And then the feature that

(41:02):
was nearby. He was standing at my uncle's house, so
he just drove by. And then to yourself and every
more every day, Bro, I will get up, I will
set my alarm for five forty five pm, and then
that would catch the bus at six thirty from right
there where I was saying, Beaverton, I would catch the

(41:22):
bus all the way and it drop me off at
that Strip bar.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Has the highest per capita of strip clubs in America. Yeah,
man's every Mary's Girls. Yeah, it'll stop me up at Mary's. Yeah,
the bus will drop. They got a being in strip
club out there. Yeah, man tis yeah, yeah, you know
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
It's got Diabolos.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Yeah, it's got what the fun?

Speaker 3 (41:48):
No, we didn't go, man, but you know and all that.
It's tough for me to go to a strip bar
where there's food because.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I'm not gonna say I get, but I will say
I will say I got.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Yeah, I ain't a Diablos. Just know that they take
your money and give you two dollars. You know, you
don't gotta go to Diablo. Go to all Hold Locost.
That's the one. All Hold locals, look it up. That's crazy.
It's a fish market. What Yeah, they saw seafood, Hamburgers
and it's like a Mexican Hooters show right there, All
Hold Locals, is there is there one in Texas?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Is there strip?

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Look?

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Oh wow, I've seen that. I thought it was a
water park. I've seen the one in Texas. It looks
like a water park. Locost, I've seen that, So it's Mexican.
They walk out of there.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Look at Michael Blackson.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
He's always with Michael, not him. Yeah, broke there he
is in the.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Middle right there, ready for the Mexico game.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
So you know it's good.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
This is like a Mexican twin Peaks and that left
fool that have a pen bro So, locals, what's up, ju?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
What you got chilling broking right here in the pub
with me?

Speaker 3 (42:58):
You was gonna be at the fun at at the
Kansas City Comedy Club tomorrow night if you're watching it
live right.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Hell yeah, dude, right there at the Comedy Club of
Kansas City right there. I'll be there with Rizzo tomorrow
twenty seven, seven pm show. So yeah, man, come on out.
If you guys haven't got your tickets, tickets on the link.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Brist was there early because they have to wash his teeth.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Well, I'll say this this weekend as super funny. We
got the Los Peritos Tour.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Love Perritos show up yeah Concrete Yeah yeah, go check
out Concrete A yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
So just so you know, because I'm I want to
make sure that I don't want for them to come and.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Go and people be like, man, you should have paritos,
Like what the fuck we did?

Speaker 2 (43:40):
So come down to the Club Super Funny Comedy Club
dot com.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Get your tickets for Love Paritos, but they're there, Love
Perritos concrete. What does that mean? My dogs? My little doggies?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Okay, doggie, I like that.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
I thought that'd be like Los Perros, but Perito's mean
some small yeah, the puppies, my dog Where my little
dogs at? What's my people keep calling me that, like
like mayata maya. That means a black beetle, black beetle,
derogatory for black people. Beetle. You know, a black bug, jum bug?
What it is? Yeah, we call it jum bugs. Mayata

(44:16):
that's like yeah, but because what you say but you
say like no, never do not hell no, they're never
saying mayata the way you guys throw the N word around.
They'll be like this, they say, but negro negro And

(44:43):
when they say neal the Cubans they if somebody saying
nagural to somebody, he put you much sense to everybody, even.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Or they say actually had a bad I can hear
that is negative. I was just fucking around, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
I I've seen it.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Where's your favorite place to perform? We've been talking about
so specifically Washington comedy.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
But where's your.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Washington whise? Guys in Salt Lake?

Speaker 4 (45:09):
And then uh, Tacoma, dude, really it's a badass comedy
club right there.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Takoma Comedy. Glad you guys see mine? Not?

Speaker 2 (45:17):
I mean, yeah, they're badass cool because there's enough room
for everybody to eat.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Yeah, you haven't county seat state.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Of the art, did you guys happen? Were you guys
at another location? Now you guys are at the location?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Okay, yeah, move So now we're in the same We're
in the same block as all the marriotten.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yeah. So the location is like.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Insane, and the club is really really beautiful, and I
got a front bar that's separate from the showroom. I
just named it Thelma's after my mom, who's still with us,
but I just love her so dearly. And so yeah,
we have amazing food. I'd put us up against any
restaurant in Washington State right now. Our kitchen is that
thorough but chicken waffles and I got food from everywhere

(45:57):
I've been. Bro anything you loved, you had it. I
was like, I want that ship in my restaurant. I
want that recipe. There's a pisto off employee from every
restaurant in the world that puts the recipe online.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
I got the I got your employer.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
You're mad right there, your fingertips bro.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
When when an employee leaves from a comedy club, they
don't just leave, they want to take down all the
employee with him. Yeah, I just woke we with everybody here,
not just me, that they got a flapper when he
left that food didn't just leave. He wrote down and
it made a map about where they goes Sromore weed
at find them here. Yeah, they should be here during

(46:35):
the headliners.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah, big time, a road map to strike to find Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
During the headliners.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Police right here.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
We got forty five minutes and we all go to
the spot.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
And they know where to go, so they have like
for instance, I got the I found the same waffle
makers they're from Europe that they use at Roscoe's Chicken
and Waffles. And if they use that Lolos Chicken and wafflesment.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
What moment please? So the the waffle mix from Roscos
is French, it's from Europe. No, No, you know waffles
are like a Belgium that's why from Belgium. Yeah, but
I thought that I thought people just grab pancake mix,
bro and made waffle mix. Well yeah, but I'm talking
about the waffle maker because you know, the machine all
take of the ingredients.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
So any waffle making you see has the big ass squares,
like the waffles are.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Big and thick. Well at the hotel one man, But.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Roscos and Lolos have a thinner waffle with a tiny
square like it's very specific.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Yes, you're right, very thin. I'm like, am like waffle
house very thin.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah, and waffle hose is similar to So that same
waffle maker that I had. It took a lot of research,
but I found it. So I'm just going unemployee. It
was like, let me show you the brand, like you
posted pictures. So I found it and we had that
at my club.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Now that's tight, man. But me basically I like Belgian
waffle the thick yeah. See no, now go down right
there the right to the right.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
That that's a different kind of waffle than the normal waffle.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
It will be a good ass sample plate, bro, Like
you know you have a little a little plate fucking
cheol rolls and fried chicken bro in a saday yep
like cut up some chewo rolls. Yeah, it'd be delicious.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Dusted with some cinnamon at the end.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
But I'll do that ship. I got the kick. Come
to the club. We have toro and fucking and chicken
weekend special. Yeah, Bro, Yeah, yeah, waffle man. Some clubs
don't even have. I went to a club one time.
I guess what they had, bro for the customers. Peanuts? Bro? Yeah,
how did you know?

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Popcorn?

Speaker 6 (48:48):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Oh my god, you went to the same place the
bar had the had the little gate where you hang the.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Chips, little clips, the string.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Huh yeah, Bro, I think they had the chips you
opened and they had the little the little cheese already
heated up. Yeah. Just a cup, that's all they got.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
That's that's commede trip style.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
And everybody watching the show feet bigger than motherfucker socks cutting.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
They got damn feet off all they got.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Damn fault.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Came down on us. Bro in the green room. That
one comedy club where the iceman shoes in the green
rooms where the green room is hot.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
What's blowing all the hot ass air from there?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
When I was looking for places to have my club,
they showed me this one spot where the ice machine
was on the like the third floor, in the office.
I'm like, how the fuck you know? Those way an
ungodly amount of way and that's without ice in it.
Then you add like a half ton of ice, Like
how was this on the third floor of this fucking building?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
In that floor?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
But everybody that got had to get ice, had to
take a bucket up two flights of stairs, get filled
the buckets up, and then go down two flights and
the floor looked like it.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
I was like, Nah, this can't be my comedy club. Yeah,
one of like ice can't be my commy club. But
that was that. That was wow? Man. So your favorite
spotest you gotta come check out my How do you
work like that? With climbing up like fu fucking Jackie
and Jill to go get I think come down the hill.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Working with hazards, bro right, And I'm sure that people
like can I have a little ice?

Speaker 3 (50:16):
You like, mother fucker, you don't know what we gotta
do for this ship.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
It turn into a paraplegic.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
And I'll give them a little ice. But you say
this for later, You're gonna need it. Bro. Do you
have dates coming up?

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Man?

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:30):
So right now I'm on I'm on the last few
dates of the Super Frinny World tour that goes you know,
with the club and the and the Netflix special September.
My dates called Big Dog start in September. So I
have two shows Friday here at the Wheel Turn. I
think the second one has a few seats. Then excuse me. Saturday,

(50:52):
we go to San Francisco for the Masonic two shows. Yeah,
and then I and then I'm going to Colorado to
do the Denver that's out like the comedy work South
my Trenton Cotton. He's a comic and he's one of
my openers and also videographers, and he's from Colorado Springs

(51:14):
and he was always trying to crack to get into
that club. Specifically they did I guess they did him
kind of dirty, I don't know. And so he was like,
when you go to Denver, can we do comedy works?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
I say, yeah, we can.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
So we're gonna go to Denver and he's gonna be
able to get his little get back and then and
then I gotta not move through the industry with any
chips on my shoulders after that. But I'm gonna let
him get that get back, and then I'm just gonna
be like, fuck it.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
I'm over it. It is what it is. I'm in
my own lane now what I'm saying. So they never
booked him at that club.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Like the local acts like just never let him get
into the scene really like that. So this is kind
of his like we now look at me now I'm
featuring at at the Big Club.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Was his comedian's name, Trenton Cotton, Trenton Content. What's up, fool? Yeah, man,
he's dope Colorado. Get your time up, click that, you
know what? It's funny? How like when I never got
booked at Cobs in San Francisco, I still haven't done it.
And I never got booked as only the Punchline in
San Francisco a couple of times. And then when I

(52:14):
got booked at the Wilchri Theater, the Wilberd Theater, and
I got put to the other theaters in Boston, and
I said, you know, in San Francisco, the WARLD Warfield Theater.
I made a post on Twitter when it was Twitter,
I said, let me retire as a gentleman. I never
been to I never been booked at Cobbs, I never
been booked at San Francisco Punchline. But I'm doing the

(52:36):
Warfield Theater sold out show. When two doors closes, another
one opens. They were so petty they blocked me. Bro, yeah,
and so so petty. Csh just told me, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Like he's like, now if if it's starting to turn,
it's starting to be a lot of good stuff, like
don't look back at the things that was like, hey.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Delete that part already happened. Bro, you're past that to
walk into coms and they would love to have you.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I'm having a similar situation where I'm not I never
did Cobbs, I never did Punch, I have not performed
in the city of San Francisco. And now it's too
Solda Masonic and from what I understand, this is not
a normal size.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
They told me the capacity is.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
It's huge.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
It's huge, bro, massive Masonic Masonic.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Let me see, I want to say, because it's like,
and you're at capacity, how many people fit in there?

Speaker 3 (53:36):
A lot? Three thousand, four hundred and eighty one, you're
doing two shows.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
That's my that'll be my most people to see me
on a day in my life.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
So three thousand, thirty four y one what is that?
Seven thousand people? Yeah, that's insane to me, and I
just thank God for that.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
So that's what's Saturday.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
I mean this Saturday, Yeah, Saturday. And then I don't
know what the will turn holds here.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
But do we meat? Do we meat than anyone? Right? Right?
You said do I eat meat? Not now? So I
stopped eating. So my diet.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
I changed my diet on May first to do as
close to raw vegan as I can. So this is
just veggie and uh so fruits and vegetables and nothing cooked.
So it's all raw, like just eat around the outside
of a grocery store every meal. Dog, I've been disappearing
and I'm I'm on foodie, bro, I'm disappearing. If you

(54:37):
ever want to shake it up, try it for like
eight days, get on the scale.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
You gotta tell nobody. Do it.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
After a few days, get on the scale again, You'll
be like, yo, you know.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
What, I've had enough sauce. I've had enough.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
We've eaten it all.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
We're eating every.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
We've had every barbie there is that, we've had it all,
like you know, and I'm spreading all anybody that any
other bigger common and stuff like that, Like I want
us to see long years of being hilarious. I want
us to see long years of making our art and
stuff like that. Not that I don't know anybody's health situation,
but I was like, if I'm out to be on
Netflix and popping and shit, I don't want to be

(55:14):
like a certain weight. And I'm saying they told me,
like my my shit was high, my my numbers and
all that and stuff. And so since I did this,
I've dropped thirty eight pounds since May first. I just
posted a picture from Access Hollywood. I'm in the same
picture with Mario Lopez and we look I look like
I belong like I'm not just like the fat guy

(55:34):
that they interviewed.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Does that makes sense? I've seen my you know what
I'm saying, like, I can you yeah, Like, go.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
To my Instagram real quick.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Can you see it?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
You see me lose weight? Bro?

Speaker 3 (55:43):
You see me be yeah, go to go to go
down right there in the middle, down one look at that. Bro.
That's the first time I've posted a picture and I've
seen my weight loss those July eighth.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
What now, the specialist like this picture was yesterday ten
hours ago.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Go down on the right, look out.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
My people keep just keep going this It's not gonna
organize with Lopez.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Man, was he in a boxing match before the interview?
He looks puffy and who knows?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Put it up?

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Keeping up all that, like like, look at that, look
at that.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Look at that food. Look you looking slim my boy?
Come on, man, you're half the man you used to be.
Come on, man, since and then thirty eight and since
May first. Damn, bro, there's ain't been no crazy journey.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Journey, Bro, you've been in raw diaceins May first, but
butout a week. No. But I be sucking up like
I'm not perfect.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
This is this is cooked. This is supposed to be
raw like you just watched me not do it. But
it's close enough that see you. And I don't know.
I'm not no scientist or foodist or no ship like
the nutritional list. I know if you eat some meat
that that is being.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
You for a little bit. I know if he eats
some vegetables, your body's like get that ship out of there.
You know what I'm saying that through you?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Yeah, because I started this ship and I'm like, and
I look, I tried, I use the bathroom. I lo
i'l wanta see what the fuck is going on that
should look like you ever use a juicer? Yeah, the
other side the ship that you don't, the pulpy part. Yeah,
that's what I was. That's what I was working with.
My body was like thank you. Like everything felt light,
you know what I'm saying. Like I'm eating less. So

(57:21):
I'm literally melted. And I haven't been in the gym
just getting on the scale. I'm about to be in
the fucking two hundreds full and I haven't seen that since.
And for a minute, for a minute, really, I'm talking
like a decade. I've always been three forty three fifty up, yeah,
hide legs and shit.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
How sorr are you six? Two? Okay? I always been
like two eighty, bro, and I'm trying to be two seventy.
But it's hard, man. I've got a three hundred and fifteen.
One time I was almost to waste forty four. That's
when I felt to it. Bro. I was in a
plane and it goes Oh, I had to put my
feet back to put on my seatbelt and then way forward.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Or where you gotta go get you gotta do that
shop and get the seat belt extension and sucking. The
things are all cutting into your sides and I'm not
in a four X now. I mean, I'm like I am,
but this is like loose, like I'm in a three X.
This is from since May first.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
That's not long ago. Bro. No soda doesn't ship right.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
No, if you do do coke zero taste the same.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
I'm gon getting no zempic. Bro. But they said that
you gotta talk to your doctor first, and I was
thinking about it. I didn't talk to my doctor to
you with heroin or cocaine or PCP. But it shows that.
But it'll be fine. That's funny.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
As you did drugs, so you never really like crack.
None of that ship right now. The most I did
was we just drink this purple cushion alcohol.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Oh man, that's.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
That's how long ago it was like purple cush.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
You know what I'm saying. Before you said it like
old school cush G O G came around. Yeah, all
of that that's nineteen years ago, now, Huh. People in college,
when cush came around, if you're a kid who's just
in their twenties, if you're an old school like guys man,

(59:10):
and when cush came around, it was just cush. It
was cush with three ses and all those sas were
chin because from those fucking ground those eighth went from
fifty to seventy overnight, overnight.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Overnight, were pain that ship ninety.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Bro, Purple, bro, My I knew somebody that would take
purple fucking food sprey and be like, you look at
the fucking crystals like this purple.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
But this the fucking but you're gonna be high regardless.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
What's the different between high and floating around Saturn's high
and just not on Earth?

Speaker 1 (59:44):
You're still an astronaut.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
But he was paying that shit. Purple just look at
with a that was a mean ash. Yeah, so uh yeah,
that's back. I don't do none of that. But I'm telling you,
you know, you guys, are you want to lose weight?

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Ten pounds? You said, well, do you want to lose
if anything? If anything?

Speaker 1 (59:59):
I want to be about forty pounds later than I am.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
You can do this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I lost thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Pounds and that's all you did, just straight wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
I ain't do ship.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
I an't been in the gym, but like three times
I'm not working out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
My body is just eating the bullshit off of me.
Eat raw for the hole is bro raw tortillas, beans,
you don't.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
What you won't want to die have the faat ship.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
It's not me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
No, mean, you can probably even have the fucking beans.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
As far as I know, it's vegetables. Bro. I had
when I was going raw for that one week, my
wife made up for heat us and our tortillas were
these lettuce wraps and we pulled up bell peppers, carrots
and all that stuff was soaking for like a day.
And then she made like a raw natural cheese with

(01:00:48):
bell pepper and walcome all it because welcome on the raw.
And I was eating those, bro. I went a whole
week eating raw, and when I went back to eating food,
I could tell a different run away. Bro. I felt
like the most fattest animal ever, Bro, because just tasting
the cook food right away, I could taste everything in

(01:01:12):
the like I could the oil that's oil comes up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
I would like me on some different ship. Yes, like
I had cherry to me. I hate them. They busted
their mouth and their sour. Can taste the sweetness and
church meadows.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Yes, I'm not like food.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Basically, I didn't know that eating all that ship.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Do you want to eat something that was like a living,
live thing that's still got color to you want to
eat something that's been dead and sent to you from
who knows how far away and all that there's people
that people that something that kill the cow on the rabbit.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
That's one experience you should eat rabbit. Right. No, I'm
not from the fucking Seattle. I'm not running around and got.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Damn Arkansas over here.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Rogers to work with this guy named Lyndon Johnson. Bro,
that was his name.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
The commander.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Like this right, he has to pull it out during lunch. No,
it was this guy named Lynden whatever that name was.
And that fool would actually eat rabbit, bro. Like when
it was when he needs to be stolen at bonds,
he'll be he'll be go home, like he'll fry it up, bro,
with rice and gravy and buttail on the side. He was,

(01:02:31):
how is it? How's your lunch? O? Manucking rabbit? Like
it was crazy, Bro. He lived on skid roll. Yeah,
he came out here to be a drummer. Right. The
times were tough, so he ended up working security with
me right late at night. He was drum during the
day and then for like it was the stuff that

(01:02:54):
he's seen Bro Like, he'll tell me that. He goes, Man,
there's something I gotta be with these altitutes out here,
And what do you mean you have to You could
just say no, yeah, man, but three dollars, three dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Home get numbers for three bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
For three He'll every time, every time he'll he'll pay
less than twenty. He'll call me, I got a deal
to that. Oh my god, I'm fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
It's Folly's rabbit, Bro, for real. You taste a rabbit?

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
No, you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
I have never had it, but I heard it's gamey as.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Hell, broy. It tastes like every little I have. I
have bet rabbit, so I wouldn't even want to eat one.
I don't know what I like to eat something you love?
And I had a rabbit, pet rabbit. The one time
I'm on the road and I see like, you know,
you're like looking for something to read on a plane,
So I stole a bunch of magazines Guns, Guns, Enamo,

(01:03:55):
Soldier of Fortune, Sports Illustrated, and then Vibe and then
boom there was a picture of this badass rabbit right
on the magazine. But not even looking at what it was,
just grabbed it Okay, it's gonna be about rabbits. I
opened up the whole book and it's the whole Bible
how to take care and raise rabbits for sale or

(01:04:16):
for and for cooking. And it said that one rabbit
once it's born, like within a month, he could go
have sex and have babies. So you always have you
could always replenishe the meat and have this circle and
eat rabbit. Yeah. Wow, So they say they fucked like rabbits, bro,
So you can have these rabbits, bro feed them, feed them,

(01:04:36):
and then you have the magazine Chubby, so you could
eat a bunch of rabbits all year. Fuck that, Bro.
I don't eat rabbits because it was so depressed in
watching that movie about Flint, Michigan. You're seeing that movie
Flint No not the water is when they when they
close down the two automotive Roger and Roger and Me

(01:04:57):
about the closing of the automotive factory in Flint, Michigan,
for how everybody lost their job and they were for bro,
everybody lost their job over night. And they show them
people going to the sheriffs going to people's house and
foreclosing on people's homes because they don't have money to
pay no more. And then there's a crazy white lady.

(01:05:18):
I got rabbits for sale and rabbits for pets. And
then she goes, you want it for pet or you
want it for food? And then if you want it
for food, should just kill them, motherfucker in front of you.
And if you want it for pet, should just give
you the rabbit pets or meat. There it is pets
or meat.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Damn. I thought that the ones that are pets ain't
the one you eat. I thought that was a different
like a different rabbit, I think the other white.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Yeah, the rabbit ones have.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
More meat on them than the bigger ones, right, yeah,
the hair, yeah, because small ones are gonna give you
too much.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
That's crazy. So no rabbit, you've never tasted it, never, man,
Maybe squirrel that squirrel, but kangaroo, kangaroo, yeah, and amster
them really yeah? What it tastes like? Really good? What
it was? It was gay? It was soft, like the
motherfuckers be looking like that. Yeah. Man. Oh, so you're

(01:06:12):
in Denver, right, there's a burger stand, a burger restaurant
around the corner of the Denver Comic Strip that's in
the city but across the street. But I was opening
up for another comic. Back in the day. We had
thirty dollars burgers there and it was Buffalo bison burgers.
Damn bro a thirty dollars burger. It's probably fifty bucks now,

(01:06:33):
but it was like, if there's a honk of meat,
fucking big old beef pattie like that bison, I think
you're ready. I think you're ready.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Raw fruits. Raw man. If you've had bison burgers and
you've eaten all over the world.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
You had enough. Yeah, you want to lose fuck it?
I do. Man. We were walking around man in Denver
before the show him and we did a private gig
and there was a street cart selling hot dogs. We
got closer. The closer we got, the more crazy stuff
he sold. This was had everything in sausage. He had alligator.

(01:07:13):
He had a bird. That weird bird. What bird? Some bird? Bro?
People eat again, we don't need it, but I guess
that he had it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
They're a pigeon or some pigeon.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
No, no, no, no, no, it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Was because it was a duve or one of those.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Oh man, he's selling dove sausage. That bird that goes
like this a little, a little further.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Quail a quail, Yeah, because he had pigeon too. He
had he called it dove.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
He called it dove. Mm hmmm, you'll give me that one.
Which one? That's the one? The thing on his head.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Quail is a game, he means.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Like they have buffalo, also an alligator.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
It's like pheasant because that has a little bit of fat
on it. Right, we can hunt it, that's for sure.
But anybody hunt no goddamn pigeons to put.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
In the sausage. I guess if I was to eat
that type of meat, that's the only way I would
eat it. Bro, enough sausage got with mustard spices. You
tell me what are you eating right there? Bro? Oh
my god, Bro ran over the family of raccoons. And
then that's the mom right there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Yeah, you guys are running for some fruit and veggies,
eat road kill and ship that's crazy. So but that's
all I did. And and uh, you know, hey, I
never seen nothing. I've tried working, I've tried to eating everything.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
You know what I'm saying. I could barely walk. I
can't even drive past the Papado's. I gotta go in,
you know what. I mean like, I'm a foodie, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
I've had style switching off in Chicago, Pao and there
there in Chicago, but they're they're big in Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
There's one in Arizona. Again.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
I'm talking about Rosco's low lows, all the places with
chicken and water all that I've had it all, you
can't even get. I think the biggest I was four
hundred and five pounds.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Bro, I've eaten it at all. So to do this
and to just see it just literally the double we
have to double cheeseburger with peanut butter and jelly crispy stuff. Yes,
what else? What's the fat? This place is Sacramento called
called the Squeeze Oka and you put those two patties

(01:09:14):
and then they put up cheddar cheese all over it
and you get like a cheese cheese skirt cheeseburger. Fuck yeah,
bron ocake brow that ship five bread elephant ears how
that ship fucking fry bread? Yeah? Man, I could do
without fry bread for every for the rest of my life,
unless unless my wife makes it tonight. They want to

(01:09:37):
slap some beans on it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Yeah, what took you down the road for raw cholesterol?

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Sickle cell no, so Jody, big job this nigga said,
Cickle Seal, big job Jah Day, big job from that's
my fat brother. And he was like, like, popped really
hard on on YouTube. We can put up big job
b I G G J A H and and baby.
They'll show like his before and after. But he lost
a ton away. Then Ryan Davis, a comedian, he did

(01:10:06):
the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
Rob Vegan. I know Ryan Davis.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
I said, Ryan, what did you do? And he was like, oh,
it's fruits, vegetables everything row. I said, I don't know
if I can do that shit. Bro, I want a
burger so bad. He's like, well, just look, take a look.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
I went on his page. I'm like, man, you barely
it's hard to recognize you. Like you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
You know, it's jaw line showing again. He's like he's
getting a swagger back, you know. I said, fucking I'm
gonna try it. They're just like that, fucking I'm gonna
try it. I do like a week out on the scale.
I was like, shot the fucker. I lost like eleven
pounds in six days. I said, oh my god, jos Jah,
his name is Joha. They might have some on it,
but you can see Ryan Davis's weight loss. They also

(01:10:43):
do like some shit where they do like a cleansing
thing they're doing. It was a program called De Herbs.
I ain't do all that shit I wanted, so we
got big.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
He is seem he lost fifty pounds in thirty six days.
That's him to the left. Well that's a guy, man,
he's all over. Uh YouTube guy, he lost one hundred
and sixty pounds total naturally just for that. Is the
guy that does the ass beatings video. Mm hmm. That

(01:11:11):
ship's funny, man. He's the one that is. I do
chokehold Tiberia, Tiberius, Tiberius. Put that video up. You've seen
them right, Yeah, you showed me that go. He goes,
I won't hit woman, but I do do shoves. I
do hold up, let me go, I do. She's like,
I wear disguises and he puts on the wig and

(01:11:33):
he's like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
What's up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
What's up, maud? I heard you've been cheating? Can hear
what's happening? Undred? What's happening? If you got a situation
with the landlord and he don't want to pay it,
what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
I heard you've been laid on the child support. Yeah, man,
I do choke outs, knockouts. Yeah, yeah, I heard you've
been you've been cheating and that man. Yeah, also do
what's happening? What I got in the valley outside the
Homies garage.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
That's your homeboy there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Yeah's roommates. Since we've shot a million sketches together. Man,
you do stand up or just sketch it end up
first and sketches and sketches really like out of there.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
That's a lot of weight too, because he's big there,
sixty pounds. Go to go to what do you look like?

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Now? You type it in type in big John weight
loss or something.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
You see he's.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Fucking looks like Tyree's That ain't him, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
You might have to just go to like regular Google.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Oh god, damn. You go to hairline too.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Looks like Tyree's right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
You got so much sure you gay?

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Now you are able to find Tyree to tyrate huh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Yeah, there's the images. This is still YouTube. You go
Google images and then you'll see there's just no way
there's not pictures. It's miraculous how much way he lost.
But then Ryan Davis did it, and Ryan Davis disappeared,
and I'm thirty eight pounds down myself, and I might
be more than that because I ain't weigh myself.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Look at him, how skinny he fucking is that? That?

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
I mean he went from fifty big girl. Yeah, we're
gonna go back. Look look at the second picture Instagram
that like his head ain't even the same size now
if they'll show it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Look look at that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Rallying, but he's doing that shit. I haven't even been
working out if I had that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
He's holding in sixty two. Yeah, I haven't been a
holding in sixty two pounds and sixth grade he made
it to one hundred and sixty two pounds and said
they still a holding in sixty two.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Orst one hundred and sixty.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
He lost hundred sixty.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
He started out at like four fifty.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
That was a big boy. He played football up and
like Cal Berkeley, he played like he he was an athlete.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
He would hit the rack like we were like let's
go to the gym. He would be on that fucking rack.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
The entire time, right at the gym, just squat massive
weight like that's what he knew.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
He would lift and like say last the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Like and he'd be under it like I mean to
the point that he had like a lump on his neck,
like just from his body.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Yeah, so that was a burger.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
His name is big joh Like that's how when when
big is in your name, you told he's a big guy,
big guy, but one hundred and sixty two pounds he's in.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
He's probably the healthless he's ever been.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
His heart is sucking, beating, and then blood's going everywhere
it's supposed to go.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Right stop. If I would sixty two pounds, huh. If
I was to lose the hundred sixty two pounds right now,
I'll be sitting here with the biggest head ever. Bro.
Your hand will lose weight too. My head would look
as big as a bier island, Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
But your body will go because you have length. You're
not sure all this will.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Come down, all this jaw line tight. You'll look like
Johnny Depp.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Catch us full at the club and ship on a
Thursday like one deep.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
You fucking like your your pockets should be way back here.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
But it'd be better just to go to plastic surgery
and have them just suck it all out, it all up. Sure,
go for it. Get some knots tied in your back.
I just want to just sit there, bro, just the
hard The reason I won't do it because I like
to laugh and they say you can't laugh for about
a two weeks. It'll be hurting and the stitches.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
But if you don't, if you eat like this, it'll
go and you want your skin won't be all crazy too,
you won't have all that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
You can just go in like like dialysis. Bro, just
go in there and they suck that out. It's called
light bulb, and then you go back in there. But
I don't want to. I don't want to open me
and then tie me up. They leave a tool in
there and ship.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Light po is just a needle. They stick it in
and they just hit your fat cells and it sucks
it out. But that's why people have like weird skin
and shit after because.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
It look like a flying squirrel and shit.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Right, so, but that's why hy the flying squirrel.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Well, they just do it just because it happened. When
it happened so fast, right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Yeah, the skin is still there. It never had a
chance to gender, to contract. Your skin is an organ.
You lose weight. Even though it's fast, it should be
gradual enough that you can lose it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
But people got.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
John has to have extra skin at one hundred and
sixty two pounds away.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Hell yeah, man, get in my belly.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Yeah, that's a whole body right there.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Sh but I saw that, like that picture with Mario
and them, that's like that is somebody who's been on
TV every day. He's in TV shape every day.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Picture of you when you were big me Yeah, yeah,
every other video go to my Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Ship. That was that when you started sitting down on stage.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
No, I sat down because it's easier to feel me.
I'm I'm I'm big on my special.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
That's your there in the middle of one. Yeah. Yeah,
that's a good picture right there. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
We just took that's my puppy, brad or Perry and
ship you that's you what Yeah, the next wintering with
the next one where I put it, I was in disguise.
That's for the tour promo. We got a real DeLorean.
You can play this out loud. You're not gonna get
flat from my ship. But it's a real Delarean from
the movie. Every piece and party is the same as

(01:17:35):
a movie. No, you just got you got a wig
and I'm looking I'm so fat. I can't get out.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
That's you. Oh my god, car god dag yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Much make sticking out, come out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Watch when I get out of this car, you'll see
how fat and I lost thirty eight pounds. I couldn't
see you at first, that's louded do it fast, but
now I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
I'm look brad, yeah, titty check yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
I saw this ship and said, okay, all right, I'm
gonna check goes back to the future.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
It was me from the future coming back to current
me because my first tour announcement was me coming from
the future and grabbed me like get ready for going.
So then the second that follow up is I get
out of the car with that. As soon as I
get out, a further future me is like, motherfucker, you
can't stop doing comedy. And that's why he looked all
fucked up. And so I go back into the future
for the next tour. So I like, I want to

(01:18:45):
I put a lot into my promo announcements for dates
and tour and stuff like that, Like I just bought
a red Komodo so we can shoot everything and have
it look like film and shit, Like I want to
do action films, just be like fucking come see me
and Christy like I want my ship to be fired,
you know. Oh yeah, so I've lost a lot of
weight and there's no reason that we can't try it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
I didn't want to turn it into that, but I
try it. It's the easiest shit I've ever seen in
my life. I'm not at the gym and it's and
it's disappearing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
It's dog.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
I'm saying, it's not as deep of a challenge as
you think. You may have a couple of times you
gotta be like, oh no, everybody else is having this, But.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
The end of the day, break down, start crying and ship.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
At the end of the day, you just think about
the last time you had it, like not being good. Fuck,
I've had everything five times, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
It's okay. After you have everything to eat, you just
open your refrigerator and just standing inside of look at
it and eating. Eating while you're standing a stellar refrigerator.
Eat the refrigerator. You start eating making no sandwich, eat
cellar refrigerator eating. Yeah, no point, go to sit down.
I've done that, bro, Like I went to the refrigerator. Yeah,

(01:19:53):
start eating cold shit right there, bro, that's like you,
I know it's time to stop eating when the alarm
wow off refrigerator had enough eat warning. I love it.
That's hilarious. So you've got you've got ten minutes alright here,

(01:20:13):
I said, no more. The hair is warm. You're right,
especially if Lisa makes some peanut butter fudge. That's just
peanut f butter bug and then there's a big fucking
plate of frozen peanut butter fudge. Bro, I'll get up
at in the morning. Bro back on it, but to
the bathroom in pea and he goes, fuck you. They
I get a glass of milk and take a big

(01:20:34):
as square idiot, bro and dake the millk go back
to sleep, right like who eats like that animal? Bro,
go back to sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Kings come my grass, Yeah, Kings said they got. Everybody
got to listen to them when they want to do
that thing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Hey, people, that that tell me that they grew up
and then mom used to lock up the refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Bro to like a pad lot pad. Yeah, just how
fat are your kids? But there's a lot good is
your food? I said, there's a lot of them. Yeah,
they're like, yeah, I fuck all that. Or if they
go they got I bought some good stuff for the family,
or like if kids will eat one.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Of your ingredients for the thing you're gonna make later,
and you're like.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
We can't even sucking make the thing because you little
motherfuckers and took it off, you know what I'm saying.
So you're a pad like that shit, y'all eat when
I say that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
You're trying to make fried chicken, but you got up
early in the morning made pancakes with a laft piece
of flour dum. Now everybody gotta eat just baked chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
It's just horrible me.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
So so that's that's part of what's going on right now.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
I mean, I have you know, I've got like twenty
seven irons in the fire, but weight loss and working
on myself as one of them. The Comedy Club has
won the touring merch. I'm live streaming now. I'm over
here on Twitch and fucking grabbing moments like crazy, clipping
stuff and putting it all on.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
So let the whole you play videlegats on Twitch. No, No,
I'm this irl, man. This shit is with us.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
We're rolling, you know what I'm saying. Say some funny
shit clip that shit. Boom, got it, it's gonna go
over on the ground. Oh yeah, keep it moving, you know,
keep it moving.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
So July twenty six right, bro, Yeah tomorrow July twenty sixth,
Kansas City Comedy Club, The Comedy Club of Kansas.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
City, Masonic Theater, Broadway, Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Yeah, Masonic Theater in San Francisco. Go to Nate Jacksoncomedy
dot com and see all the dates. It is a
growing moving thing. We're about to add even a couple
more day. Like Vegas is about to get added, some
more dates are gonna get added to that. There's some
cities where people just be like, so, yo, how you
gon want to watch a whole tour? And you ain't
got us? Well we heard you. Get ready we coming.
What you don't want to do is be asking me
to come to your city and I was just there.

(01:22:42):
Please pay a tass a lot, a lot. So go
on here, take a look at my website, get your tickets,
and let's do this. These are theaters you want to
sit in the road zone, do it? I get anybody
unless they look away, look away.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
I don't get you know that? What did that say?
Hey Jackson?

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
He says, sorry, to follow you. Chris is being deleted.
All right, bet, thank you. We'll fix that quila.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
That button that says where else you want to tour it?

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Do work? What's up this weekend? I'm gonna be in Tucson.
We're gonna be a No, I'm gonna be nowhere. I'm
gonna be in albert Querque coming soon.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Route sixty six Hotel and Casino.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
That shit has sold out, man, so shut up to
the homie that coming to the show is gonna give
me a haircut at the show. Nice. So anybody wants
to fade? Are you an Iowa? I'm in Iowa, Tama
or Palma.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Read your dates, man, let me hype man your shit.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
Oh I'm a glasses So all right, I got you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
August fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Catch philipe As Spars. They're
very funny.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Philipe As far as alive at the Irvine Erob that's
the fourteenth through the seventeenth. He's doing shows on show
on shows.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
August twenty first through the twenty third.

Speaker 6 (01:24:03):
He's gonna be in Naples, Florida with Captain Dan or
whatever the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
His name is after Bryan.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Captain Bryan with the goodass food. They got down there
for comedy well at the Off the Hook Comedy Club.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Then he's going to Elkhark, Indiana at the Learning Theater
on September fifth, Turner Hall Ballroom, September sixth, September.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Twelfth, Las Vegas, Nevada, David Copperfield Theater.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
At the end June.

Speaker 6 (01:24:24):
Show ran two shows, one on the twelfth, one on
the thirteenth. Get your motherfucking tickets. Manchester, Connecticut, Hartford Funnybone.
There's a full weekend the nineteenth through the twentieth. Then
he's gonna go out to Spokeane to the Being Crosby on.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
The twenty sixth. He's coming to the Great Northwest Felipe.
If you don't fuck with me around.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
The twenty seventh and twenty eighth, twenty ninth at my club,
I'm coming back here.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
I'm a punch holes and all this eighties decourse shit.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Come fuck with me, but yeah, come go to Felipe
at sparsa dot com, What's Up Food dot com, follow
the podcast, follow Felipe go to his stuff if you
ain't doing it. On July eighth, nineth tenth eleven, right
around there, please go on Netflix watch my special.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Watch this ship is live.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Go on your Netflix now, type in my name and
put in to remind me or notified me button so
that when that bitch goes live, you got it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Give me one of the first people to watch it.
Also that that person that's making everybody go to a
special and make him into a baby. Yeah, like AI baby, everybody,
We did that shit already. Also me and Nate Jackson,
Paul Rodriguez, Rose Sanchez.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Epic Show, Big Ass Show, Concrete Too, and the z Bando.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Also, that's how club.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
And that's how they're coming. I put them at that.
I booked them at your show in Houston. We love
to come, so attack to Super Funny Comic Club. Go
to super Funny Comic Club dot com to see the
schedule of the club in Tacoma. If you're in the
Pacific Northwest, I feel like if you live in Portland,
you should be driving up. If you live in Everett
or whatever, drive down, pull up, come get your laugh
on Felipe Man.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
It is Do You Even? And Binge podcast Go check
it out a podcast I have with Lisa Asparza. We
talk about movies, binging and TV TV binging and this
week we talk about I don't know what this week
we talk about, but we binged Iladia Baldwin Show with
Alec Baldwin. That show man was torture, but we watch

(01:26:20):
the whole eight episode and we're talking about eight bro.
Alec Baldwin's real. MG. You guys need to watch that
for real. Go watch it. Think everybody, what's talk

Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
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