Ep 536 - Finesse Mitchell - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:25):
What's up? What's up? Everybody? Philippe sparsa right here, marchin wizzle,
right here.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Bros? Oh there I am.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
He told me he don't want Rodrigo around him no more.
So we gotta go. We gotta separate them now.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I feel very threatened.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, man, they were. They were tied on that couch,
so you have to make room. Also, man, we're gonna
move our show, our Patreon, all of it or just
some of it. No, probably when the the last half
for the show, Like we're gonna try to keep the
show to like forty five minutes forty four and then

(01:05):
the next thirty it'll be like hanging out and talking
ship and then people could go cut collars and we'll
chack chat with them, and we're gonna give away Patreon prices, bro,
like one of the the main one. It's gonna be
like to sit down and on our what's the full

(01:27):
podcast and just shut the fuck up, you know, and
say a goddamn thing. Don't say a goddamn thing.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Just listen.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Listen, bro. We have a guest right now, man, all
the way from Crenshaw, Gerald Strawberry.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
People, how's got, what's up man, you can say what there?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Oh, share there you got you got the money?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Camera man? What what's up? Man? How are you?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm good, Bro, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
There's a little clip for your microphone. He can help you.
You don't have to use the headphones. Well child mess
We got that chair from the Eric from the Eric
Andre Show, so you might fall over.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
A bunch of nuts scenes on the chairs, so definitely
definitely here.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Nuts things.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
So ship at the Cathic College, Bro, So you're scared, Bro,
that had to come on to prison and you've been
talking all that ship about him.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
He's gonna come out of prison like he's not Wait really.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
He's been acquitted, Bro, He's gonna be out.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Whoa dude, that's a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
All they got him for is like transporting hose, like
transporting prostitution.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I mean I used to transfer hose, and I say,
do live like hookers are pretty sure? Yeah, So it's
not my fault.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't know. That's where the traffic could come in once.
You like, if you were to get a prostitute in
California and then driver Vegas to have stay with their
boom trafficking really, because you're going through traffic.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay, but also too.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
But that's how they got our iceberg slim. It's when
he took his hose to other states, to a hole
that was trafficking, right.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
WHOA, yeah, I didn't know that, bringing his hose from
San fran down to l A.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, but it's the same, it's the same. That's the
same state, though that's a different pimp. That pimp is
called Freemont something.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Great greyhound pimping.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's my favorite. That's my favorite pimp. By the way,
that pimp, he's from from Freemont day from San Francisco. Yeah,
it sounds like a vegetable pimp holes host down that
said that. I remember one time I went to LA
for a little convention and all the pimp showed up
from everywhere. They took seven of my bitches. It's okay,

(03:58):
you know. I made a phone call and then I
brought my top seven bitches. I brought my seven bitches.
They took my seven bottoms. I brought my seven bad bitches,
flew them out. Not only did I take everybody's took
my seven hose back. I took all their bitches back
with me to San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Is like County. There's like a battle going on because
people say that the hose on Figure Straight are harder
than the ones in Pomona, which on Whole Street.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
You've been to Figaroa, there's a lot of prostitutions there.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I've been there, but I've been homeless for at least
fourteen years.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Now.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I've given up. I've retired from the game.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh you're married your daughters? What nine now? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Man nine and six?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Shut her a picture of the green room.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Take a picture of the green room.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Maybe she wants to see it this.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Well, my wife will. She wanted to know over here, Yeah,
for the party to be here, because she like, wait
a minute, it sounds suspiciously.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Twice he left a birthday party to be here. Bro,
that's like some side whole ship.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
There's some cyclists side whole. Yeah you gotta yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, the way I see it, it was it was
my daughter's seventh birthday and Moore, you know what I mean,
it was winding down, you're sleepy, all the all the
mom holes were leaving, you know, so it's just me
left with my wife and my kids.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I was like, because I mean the party started earlier then,
because because we think party.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
We think it isn't going all night, but it's not yet.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Bro. We started this party at the mall with Lido
and Stitch, Leo and Stick. Today this is summer for her.
Yeah they are, man, it's July the second.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Bro. You don't know any boy in your family ever
had a birth They party during the week.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
It's always been the weekends. Yeah, it's I mean summer.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, summer, you could do it, but uh, you know
what I hear about now, Like kids start school in
August now, yeah, we used to start school in such Sember.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, right after labor.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah, it's so hot in August.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
And not only that, if you putting them in a
private school, they still want those checks every month, so
they collect the money when they're not even in school,
no way. So it's you know, it's tough bro, through
private school. Yeah, my girls my stone to put.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Coma junior high school. Isaac.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Oh hell yeah, dude, you go.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
To your son twenty one as man. Yeah you did
it right, I did it wrong.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Happy late birthday. Birthday June twelfth, Yes, sir, season June eleven?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Baby what oh yeah you're a June baby too, m Man.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
We almost drug Henry Winkler at airport.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
You drugged her.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
He drugged the Funds at the airport.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Put up a microphone.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, we saw him at the h where we see
him some airport and I was like, that's the is
that the.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Funds and Henry Winkler?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
He Where was he going? I don't know. I think
we were on an army tour.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh. He was coming from a from a like a
comic con or some kind of con, and he was
trying to smell all those heavy assed books he couldn't.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Carrylip went and got behind him when he didn't wasn't
paying attention and got behind him, and I was like
just taking pictures. I'm walking by, like selfies.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, him and I was in an army tour in America.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Bro, Like thirty army bases, all of them.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Broa you never even heard of, bro.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Like they didn't have Confederate Army names because they was
all up.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
North except the one in the South where they where
they build helicopters.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
O this. Or they pulled over in a cotton field
and took some pictures picking cotton WHOA, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, bro, we saw cotton field. Bro.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
That's crazy, because that's the thing about army basis. They're
not going to put it like right downtown, that is
in the sticks.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
It's like it's.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Like like the like the corner of like.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
The main city and like so like did you guys
see like so the people were just happy to watch comedy.
Like the troops.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
They were happy, some of them were. They were like
a bunch of veterans. We we went that place we're
talking about with the black Hawks.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
When we got to the town, there was nothing there. Bro.
There was a Chinese restaurant and all the menu was
like in Charpie and it was open. And she said,
they rode open in the middle of the woods, Bro,
like in the middle of nowhere. And they gave with
our own house to stay in. Yeah, a cabin, Yeah,

(09:11):
a cabin with a mosquito porch. We were in a basil. Yea.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
We were on a base, but in our own houses. Yeah.
And they said, don't leave the base. You get off
this base, you ain't getting back on. So don't leave
the base.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
How long we are performing at those bases, like in
the night before, so to make sure that we're there,
we will come in the night before and then perform
the next night.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
But sometimes we was on flights sometimes we was in.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Driving driving.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
So the people there were able to go out on
the weekends to go to the bars and so that's cool.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, they all working inside, the regular retired people. Like
one of the when I was getting a soda at
a popcorn from the snack bar, that guy told me
that he was a photographer during the first golf War.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
But now he's making slushies and that's upgrade. Man.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
We about to go to war for real. Oh yeah,
we already at war.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
We're always at war.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
We always at war. We start so many proxy wars
and fun, so many wars and then when the ship
is really public and ship hit the fan and they
can't control it. Then that's the stuff we see on
the news.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
There's always like they changed the name that. When I
was a little kid, it was the Conflict the Middle East.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Sounds like a movie.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh they have the disturbing, disturbing things happened in the
Middle But we were kids.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
That was Babe Route yeah, Kadafi Kadaffi, Banon Lebanon, Libya,
and baby Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, and the other play with us with the c
the s Syria.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Syria yeah, very Syria. Everybody gets the bomb Seria though,
every president that has to drop at least one bomb
on Syria. It's like a passage, and presidents drop bombs
on countries that they know can't do ship. Yeah, because
they're letting China and Russia know we will drop a bomb.

(11:27):
We're reminding China and Russia that we will drop bombs.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
They punching that weak person.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
We can do. We the only country other than Russia.
Russia just want their land back. But when his China
just drop bombs on people.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Never right now.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
But they got more advanced military ship than we do.
The show out, never do it, man, That shs just
sitting there collecting dust.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
They good with other stuff, like the little spinners. Bro. Confused, Bro,
they do more money than they made. Bro so much.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Money in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
I was one of those.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
You put on your thing right on your finger, you
start pinning it spinners like Chinese killed the game with that. Bro.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
You say, yeah, you saw Philip and merger with the
Bridget Spinners.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Dude, briefly, yeah, everybody, it was crazy.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
It was crazy to us.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Then when they came up with the Pokemon cars in
the beginning before the cartoon it.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Was over summery seventeen. Fidget spinners were crazy like those
little like.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
The Chinese people they told, don't buy pets by a
watch with a pet on it?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yes, did you dog the giga pets?

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, giga pets a little bit of they're just confuses with, Yeah,
all right, you want to give you giga pets. But
I remember I had that little dog.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
My brother fall asleep and when he's sleeping, I will
overfeed his dog to kill them.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's a watch.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I would tafer his food to my dog because he
was hungry.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
And it makes sense because the China like destroyed us.
They want to make money.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
They need our Yeah, Bro, you can't. You can't really
go to war with.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
How you gonna go to war with the only country
that buys our cold?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Buy all your ship our cold.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
We don't use COVID. They buy all the cold, Bro.
But they actually use coal for electricity over there. There
are a bunch of little Chinese football that just show
to keep all the China lit up.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
By China know they don't want it. They don't want it, Bro,
because they need us for their economy. But they do
want Taiwan, and we don't want them to have that
ship they want Taiwan.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Taiwan makes a lot of stuff too.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Bro in Taiwan, I buy yourself off Timbo and fucking uh.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
But that's what's irritating for other countries about the United States.
We're the only country in the world that got military
basis off the coast of everybody. We don't funk with.
Like there ain't no French base here in the United
No China based this, but we in Germany, we in
the Middle East, we off the coast of China, we

(14:03):
off the coast of Japan, we everywhere, We inside countries
with our own foreign embassy and our own base, like Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Want to know why, because we're like the whacking hutt
security about these But we.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Are the l A fitness, there's an l fitness Without
those basis, without those bases in those countries, we wouldn't
have no comedy military gigs to do.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh yeah, we got we need the USO tours. Yes,
you've been to gigs out of the country, right, because
I was the only military gig I ever did. I've
never been out of the country where they give you
a helmet.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
I remember I was a kid. I was watching w
W and they're in Iraq and all the wrestlers weren't
helmets because they're entertaining.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Just slaughter. He brought his own helmet. You don't over
see gigs, Yeah we're London, but.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
For the of the Army in Africa. No, just some
different stuff and some like around the world and all
that stuff. The only military gigs I've done. Now, I've
never been overseas to a military base, but I've I've
been to places where I've gone to bases and I've
seen the military there and I'm like, we're in trouble.

(15:24):
Younger than you, bro, They literally look like babies.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh man, well we're about to we're walking, we're doing
We're going to a show one night, Finess, me and
the other comic and we saw a random couple get
married bro by the guy who's just a captainty and
they were just standing together and the gut married them

(15:48):
right there. Bro. They wanted to have sex, probably they
can't because they were Christians. He married them right there,
dog like in the fucking lunch hall, bro Right.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
And they were so horny. Then I've been that horny before.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
You get married I got.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
I got, I got, I got Baptist into different religion.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Or religion Mormonism is that you're a Mormon half.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
I mean, I don't really, I just want to have
sex with the check. I was born a Catholic. I
think I don't know what I am.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
You have to buy a tense speed and.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Ship, yeah, to learn how to knock on doors.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Bro, that's the latter day things, right, yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
People they don't believe in having like the Jesus Christ
Catholics are all like, you know, you gotta show like
the how graphic it is, you know, but it was
like it was just like a cross.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
The Mormons believe that Jesus Christ was then Utah.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
They believe in Joseph Smith, who was a prophet, and
I guess God appeared. God appeared somewhere and yeah, somewhere
in the forest and like and he sounds.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Like he hates God spoke to him like this and
gave him plats.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, golden plates, like he dug them up and like.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Really, and then he transport transcribed them to to English.
And then when he got home his wife broke him.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Huh oh. Yeah, it's a weird story.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Bro, listening to him like it's on South Park, like
Jesus really.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Went all the way from Jerusalem to fucking like even
it's far bro even for a guy who has magic,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I went in a rabbit hole on this because of
that show.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Racist.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Uh back in the Netflix show when the Mormons are
going at it with the cowboys.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, yeah, young was Yeah that one. He you know,
he had his own little army in country inside of
Utah and the US government treated him like that.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, they're asking him.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
For permission to do ship inside of Utah.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah. The last time when I was watching Fargo and
there was a Mormon guy in the show, he goes,
last time, my check because there's a there's a murder
on you guys. Because they were kicked out of Saint Louis,
Missouri for moment for Momonism. That's what they made their
way out of the way to Utah.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
See the thame of those people, the brothers, they're called Edmanos.
They're cool people, you know, the people that spread the
word because I so I used I did her a
girl who was warming. That's why I got baptized, you know.
And these guys, you did a girl, and they didn't.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Those people, they didn't think that you were just want
to get laid, right.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
So those people they get forced to go on missions,
like the Brothers, So they get forced by their families
to go on missions. And these people would go like
to different countries to convert people.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
So like, you're just gonna ignore that question.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Though.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
No, they didn't think he was just trying to get late.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
You know, they knew I was trying to get They
knew different subjects. So so you're when you're in that religion,
there's steps, you know, like you uh, you get into
the church and after that they send you to different
countries to convert other people. And there's one guy I met.
He was this one white guy who got sent to
fucking Mexico And you said, bro, I had the best

(19:16):
tacos out there, but I drank the water and that
I got fucked up. And he was out there for
two years in Mexico. He's like the only white guy.
They're nice people, you know, but I just.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Any time we're a religion, like you know, I guess
we're all religious to a point.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, yeah, hell yeah, bro, if you were born if
you're born Baptist, Christian, Catholic or Maslam or Jewish, even
if you say or Mormon or fucking the people don't
know electricity.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Even if.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Someone had, if they did that religion, they know they
ain't around them more if someone they ain't gonna throw
that Bible way, no matter what, no matter what, They're
gonna talk to that Bible out the window. Bro Burn,
because you feel like they're gonna flip off the church
when your You're never gonna draw right across with somebody

(20:16):
peeing on it, because because in the back of your
head you're like, hey, they still come get me. Bro
Never might drag in the middle of the night, stay
away for sucking around they. I would just stay coolish.
It's not gonna make crimes and be a nice guy. Yeah,
you were born Baptist or what Joe Christian?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah, freaking Methodist Episcopalion.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh people who yell the whole snakes?

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Where were you born?

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Atlanta? Atlanta cool everything, Atlanta, the Hawks, the Braves, the Falcons.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
And you guys have both Jangles out there.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
We got both Jangles in Spanish, but hunglers Chick fil
A started there.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Really, he's never had chicken. I mean he's been vegan
for like, never had chick a. I'm bringing some fries.
I said that last time.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
But he keep telling people he's vegan. We went to
In and Out on the damn Army tour.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I didn't eat.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Already after we went to nine waffle houses.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Then't need houses, just pancakes, bro.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Still they're finally building able jangles here in l A.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
I'm waiting for it.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I'm excited he's still vegan.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, man, everyone want slip bro. Like if I'm on
of like I would. I only eat cheese like if
I'm on the out of the country, bro, because I
trust their cheese better because they don't use like chemicals
and their cows are not injected with hormones. I don't
shoot on myself when I when I'm over there, but
over here. As soon as the regular girls cheese, I'm done, Bro,

(21:54):
I'm running for the border shipping.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
You can relapse in another country.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
To answer them. No, no, damn. There's a comedy club
over there in Rotterdamn. But you never have you done
that Montreal Comedy Festival. We did Blaze.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
I still think I'm the Strawberry.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Because there was a guy. His name is Marcel Hogg,
I think, and he used to go to Montreal. He
used to book comics there to do a TV show
in Rotterdam. And you would do it like you expect.
You go to like three days before and you would
do it like the television show. It was called and

(22:48):
it was like a late night talk show with a
Dutch guy from Surinam. His name was Raymond and he
would host the show and all Dutch. But there you
go now for the comedy. You go out there, bro,
you do eight minutes, they pay you man, and and
then you fucking chill bro and Rotterdam. I remember I

(23:10):
was that show. My show aired the next day and
I was watching it in one of those coffee houses.
Bro chill it. And then I told somebody. I told
somebody change the channel, my mate, change the channel, and
they changed the channel and I was My set was
on Bro. It was in Dutch. Everybody was high five
and Mady would give me joints.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
What well.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Anyways, that guy now doesn't book the comedy show now
because the shows off the air, but he's hit the
comedy club and he books people there from l A
from everything.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
The last time you performed overseas.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Last year we went to I went to Melbourne, Australia
and Sydney. How was that good?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
It?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
We did London. I did a show in London, two
shows in London, and then I did a show in Amsterdam,
a stand up show. But I had a showing up
in Ireland, but it got canceled, so we still kicked
it there. Went to the Guinness Factory. I drank non
alcoholic beer. Whoa dude by? Oh man, you don't want

(24:21):
me loaded there? I did.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I went to Ireland, but to do to do name
that tune?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Awesome? You were hosting it?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
No, I was a contestant. I went against Rob Briggle.
You know Rob? Yeah, man, he's funny, funny man. I
got my ass kicked. It was so embarrassing, like you noticed,
you notice, d you like.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
You'd be scared.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
I froze up every time I think I know this
ship ship, that's what's the big girl name? Oh so yeah.
I froze up. And we didn't even see that episode, man,
but I remember going over there and with the crazy thing.
I went over there and the first person I see

(25:06):
the elevated doors open, I see little John or really
really so apparently he was doing the show too, but
on a different episode because I didn't know who I
was going against until I actually got there and I
saw Rob Riggo. But to just get over there and
then you're like, man, it's gonna suck. And then the
first person I see is a little John. I'm like,
hell yeah, going over here for that's about four days.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Oh cool.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
I was a food It was great, man. I mean
I ate at the restaurant and then we went into
town a little bit, but you know, the grounds were
so dope where we were staying. It was just like, man,
I ain't going into the city, and I'm like, what
the fuck? I come way over here for not to
go into the city.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah, you're in Dublin.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, I forgot the name of the damn hotel I
was in. But beautiful, beautiful, I need to It's tough, man,
you got I want to leave the country, but I
don't want to leave my girls, you know, not at
this age. My wife will freak out.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
And it's far away too. It's not it's not like
a different state. It's like across the fun.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Then like the time differently, seventeen hours.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, even here when you go to like fucking from
here to like, well, Florida, dude, New York.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
It's like a three hour difference.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
It's fucking like, oh my that though.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
You were just in Kansas City right with brow to
show the pack.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
It was not packed.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
A whole bunch of fans came out though from the
podcast and new videos.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
What's your podcast? Uh?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
This one?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
What's the podcast?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
And it was fun.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Uh I was.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I went there a day early because my flight. So I,
you know, because I'm a guy, you know, you know
what I don't need like the whole I don't need
the whole expensive hotels the first night, you know, because
we got a we got the second I was an
a laft and nice hotel. So I was like, you
know what, I'm a guy. I'm on myself. You know,
when you're with your when you're a woman, you know

(26:57):
you you pick a nicer hotel double yeah. But when
you're when you're myself, you can do like the bare
minim the bare minimum. So I saw this hotel and
it got good reviews on fucking Expedia.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
It was called American Inn. What American in?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
That's the hotel? I know that the gas station?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
How the fun do you?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Fireworks?

Speaker 6 (27:17):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
You so the hotel, it was the most it was.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
All us a USA boy and blue right.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
It was the same Cli fucking gas station, the Dinosaur again, bro,
the worst hotel ever, Dude, I guess people it was
good ratings because I guess you got the best hookers
or I don't know the you know where was it
in Kansas City?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
You were in Kansas City proper? Or you were in
it was Missouri?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
It was Missouri.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, it was a hood Missouri.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Okay, you're not in You're not in Kansas. You were
in Missouri the border. Huh.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
So like I booked it because I'm like, yeah, did.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
You know that?

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Did you party back in the day there?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Because I know that I've been to a def the
gas station at that near San Diego.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Oh dude, So it's funny. So I I I got
there at night. It's I sure know it was a
bad hotel because the option was non smoking or smoking.
That should have been the fucking but I'm like, yeah,
I don't smoke, of course, you know, I get there,
it smells like fucking cigarette smoke, like a whole bunch
of like I've never seen the most the most ghetto

(28:23):
white people I've ever seen in my life dude like
hookers and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Barefoot dude walking around the premises.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
You know too much, So I get barefoot. Her name
was Helen.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
The white people that were there, they were wearing tank
top bro.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
I saw this one cowboy walking around with no shirt
around like the hallway, like what and like it was
like there from that movie it's called The Flora Projects.
It was like that, and like it smelled like cigarettes,
even though I chose the non smoking cigarettes room. It
smell like cigarettes. It was so bad as black mold,
and I slept in my clothes and.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
I was like, I can't sleep.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I was so pissed off.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
So I walked to the gas station too because it
was a liquor store too, so I bought.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
I bought through little.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I was called the brath Knuckles.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
I bought through little shots.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
So little those little one dollar bottles can get, you know,
to get on the gas stations by pressed dollar fucking bottles,
you know, like John Candy.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
And yeah, it was like little. It was like little
jack bottles.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
So I go in my room. I get buzzed myself
watching TV. So I feel better because I'm happy, enough.
I wanted some taco bell and I just passed.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
That walk outline on the floor. Somebody, it's so nasty, brun.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
The next alisod happy because we went to the nice hotel.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
You were in the first floor, the first the worst.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
So like the windows down, the closes the whole time, you.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Know, tapping on the window, yeah, asking you for a cigarette.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
It was like this, bro, this current here.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
I wasn't gonna keep the place like that where you
checked in, well, poliment, we're going through some construction. I
go to my room, bro, and I feel like going
to a place we're gonna get assassinated anything like that.
I want to through all the plastic, like you know
they put up plastic to pay the hallway with all plastic,

(30:11):
going to my going to my room with no plastic.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
It's always up hotel. When you come out and you
open the door and you come out of your room
and your car is right there. Yeah, that's one. That's
the word Marquee says HBO and ESPN. Yeah they advertisement

(30:36):
like a perk.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah yes. And then like watching that I got two champels,
yeah man, and you're watching that sign going how comes
the didn't put the we have clean rooms on top
of HBO.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Right, And I was talking here and I'm talking to
the meaning that came the next day was like, you know,
those hotels are just funk rooms. And the thing he
told me, you know it's nice about hotel rooms that
people probably just go there. They don't go you know,
when you're gonna funk, you don't go underneath the blankets.
They probably out of the blankets. And so the maids
walk in they're like, oh, I don't have to switch anything, bro.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
It was discussed laying on the actual ship just for breeze.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
Come on, dirtier rooms, Bro, you supposed to get under
the covers clean, Yeah, playing what a dog was laying.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Everybody was stood in a hotel like that in Medford, Oregon.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Really that bad?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, because when when your flight gets earlier, you're flying.
If you're flying to humbold California, there's a the airport
is next to a cliff. So if it's too foggy,
it's too If it's too foggy, and then the pilot,
like a young pilot, he might say, funk this, there's
too foggy, and and take your to Medford. And then

(32:04):
and you're either gonna get on that flight and go
back to La wherever the came from, or Seattle, or
you're gonna fucking spend the night in Medford and then
when they when it clear us up, they will end
up going again back to Humbo County. Damn. So, Bro,
that hotel is how ghetto it was the next day

(32:26):
they're gonna have a comedy show there.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Inside in the lobby.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Fuck that I mean for the hotel, but connected to
the restaurant, Bro, where the comedy show is gonna be.
It sounds like the Jackson Cross across the street. Food
for less really food for less less? So you know
the ghetto over there, Bro, is it like the comedy Zone?
No brothers in Medford? And then like but but the

(32:53):
airport gave us a shipload of vouchers to go eat
at that restaurant.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
That's perfect.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
So dude, I follow I was on a show Survivor
because half of the airline that was able went to
that hotel and we're all like you got a room
in a room, and everybody just was like meeting up
at the restaurant. Hey man, we're gonna end up driving
to Humboard. If you want to go with us. We
could spare the ride. It's a chubby lady. If you

(33:19):
had we did we have room for an extra person.
We were driving to humbold right.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Then.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I had a fan, three ladies, bro. They were all
all moms, they had kids, and they came up to
me and as they invited me, they offered me a
ride to me and Rachel and Rodrigo. Oh okay, you
had the van. They we have a big, big band.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Sounds like the Plotlan to Hell.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
No.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I told her I have a guy with no license
and sparted tight turning, get me right now.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
I don't I did. That's something like that the storyline
from a Home Alone when a homegirl gets a right
with John Candy and again.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
In the Yeah man, but that funk those comics that something.
I let you look at the headliner who's coming and
I don't know who they were.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
It's like a lot.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
But that room has been there forever. Literally, I thought
that Toby Hicks lighting there, dude, it's just funny, man
like people who have rooms like that and like, I
never heard of it. What are you hiding in this room?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Right?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Or you're booking your sadass press.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Or your agent just says like, YO want you to
you know, you want to play so and so club.
And after like twenty five plus years in the game
and you ain't heard of the club, and you go
on the website and see who's coming and who's been there,
and you ain't heard of none of these people. You're like, nah,
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Yeah. Those are places where they booked their homies.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah, they want to get keeps.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
One of the one of the places where they bring
you back for less. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Even if you packed the room, we saw you got late.
You gotta hands off on this one girl.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
So packed it was Yeah. Man, the people who missed
her fly, they they were forced to watch the show.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
How long you've been doing comedy eighteen years? Eighteen?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
It's crazy?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, say how long you've been.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Doing common man? Thirty? Bro Hard, what's up?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Thirty seven?

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Which is crazy to say.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
That when I was twenty one bro a little bit,
when I was like twenty seven, twenty five, twenty six,
twenty I started ninety four.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
I was I gotta tell it where I really started,
because when I really got serials over nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
That's when I first started messing around.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
With it because I started. I think I did for
a first. This stant up in ninety four, but you were.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Still like young, so you were signing out with like
regular like your friends.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Nobody was like and I was quiet, so I didn't
really get to meet anybody like to tell me, like direct.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Me where to go your head?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Did you have long hair?

Speaker 3 (35:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I was bald, Brother, like a fucking murderer.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
I was bald, Bro, and I had a blump on
my hands on my head looked like a broken pay.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Bag, I would say.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
And I talked, and I had a rose bro without
his hair. Bro, I looked like like I should be
interviewed in that show mind Hunter.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
I would say, what city? Where do you start?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Los Angeles? Man? I started at the Natural Fudge Theater
on Fountain Avenue first, the first show I ever performed
that The Mooney Twins were there along the Boulder, Jamie Kennedy,
Al Berman, Cinta, Levine, Ruben Kingtana, Brian Something, He'sa's Friend, Young.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Cats, Miami Coconut Grove, improv love that man, improv.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
That's the waste.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
That ninety seven Open Mic Night won a joke contest.
Thought I was a comedian after that dude told me
to come back the next week. Bomb the next week
because I didn't know you could do the same shit.
I thought you were supposed to go up there and
magic gonna happen again. And he was like, why didn't
you do the ship you did last week? You know
you can repeat yourself. She was like, yeah, you can

(37:05):
repeat yourself. But that's after I got boomed. I was
hooked after that, chasing that first high from everybody going
who was that good? Two? That was ninety seven, two
thousand and three. I was on SNL me and Kingan
Thompson sitting there looking at each other like we did.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
That's so cool in New York City. That's so cool, man.
That is what when you were when you were just
started standing up, you stood in Atlanta or you went
to New York.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I started in Miami because I went to the Universe
in Miami.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Well that's when you were in college. We did it.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
You're a Gator right, No, Miami Hurricane?

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Is that the same.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
College?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
We played football together.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
That's so fun. We playing football. You were like, bro,
you were in the Miami Hurricanes, you sir with whats
the name too? Right? Together was in the Raiders and
heave the ESPN. Then he he played for the Buccaneers
and men.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
He was a good Raiders.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
He played with the Raiders later but when when they
were in the Super Bowl, he was a Buccaneer and
then he and then he played. Yeah that's my boy.
Yeah he's a good guy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
I just got through talking to Rohan Marley the other
day because he sent me a drop for my comedy special.
I was telling everybody, send me drop show Finess, Minchell,
drop his new comedy special. But Rohan man, he's you know,
he's a Marley, you know what I mean. He's Bob
Marley's son. So just the like, you know, I don't know,
he like a cultural icon now and he don't even

(38:39):
do music. You know, all his brothers and shit and music.
All the kids do music. But Rohan's just that dude.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Man.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
But yeah, man, Miami that was a good place to
do comedy because it wasn't a lot of comedians. But
it was three clubs Miami I Prov, Dang Your Beach
or Fort Lauderdale Improv, and then West Palm Beach Improv.
So then they had all the other rooms.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
You got like eight Tampa rather than have that one
when you're around.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, but that's Tampa, like three hours away. That's just
farah yeah, Coker ratone. Yeah, well I did that room
brocross the street from.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yeah you you you remember all your the places you've
been huh.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yeah, I remember the place I was that with no car.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
But because because but the weird thing is He's like, yeah,
I remember that because across the street was a food
for less.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
The curtains in was like he remembers, you know, for
a weird reason, but not because of the gig.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
It's funny you say that because my first time at
Pittsburgh at the improv, it was twenty eleven, I had
one last comment standing and I was like, I'll do it.
I would you want the last comm Yeah, twy ten okay.
I was on the last coming standing tour eighty five cities, right.
And when I wanted to come and standing, of course,
the NBC heads, the main ones, they put me to

(39:58):
the side and said that, you know, you came in
here with no no agent and whatever, and they told
me you don't really owe commission to anybody for the
eighty five city tour. You know your agent. He got
the ten percent for the winning the money. But your
agent is not a you're he's a touring agent. And
he also doesn't book shows legally. He's an act for

(40:22):
for the for for TV and movies. Right. So once
I knew that, my my and then my agents knew that,
I knew that they book shows outside of Like if
I was gonna be in Tennessee, Nashville, the book me
at a at a show an hour away that was
legally would affect the tour. So I would do a

(40:46):
one night er on a Tuesday and then Wednesday Thursday
all the way up to the the last cast time show.
So I would do to.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Try to get that commission from last.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, to spread me around. Yeah, just do it to
get a commission and to spread me around, to see
if I could sell out this place, bro d C.
I couldn't believe it. Bro, I have never been there
in my life. And I went there on a Tuesday
and the show was sold out. I also happy. I
bought some lucky jeans.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
They never bro and everybody was so happy. I remember
the Valet guys there were I don't know, they're from
Peru or somewhere. They were talking of pop out. He
said that you bought a lot of money because there
were I guess there was a lot of valet and

(41:40):
I was happy, bro. And then oh, Maximini directed your special.
So Maximini have booked me in Bethesda with east Side
east Side.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Right, you know east Side you guys did you guys
did that show?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, we did a show in Bethesda. So so that
did show. And I was I was like top six
and be sister.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
It was like I was just supposed to go to Professa,
Me and Tisha Campbell from you know, from Martin. Yeah, Jina,
I'm teaching her kids. Yeah, so now she's like she
she got like a good thirty minutes. Because we're on
the outside of my touring. I do this Damn Gene.
We call it Damn Gina from like the Martin Show.

(42:24):
But yeah, man, people have been coming out. It's been
good shows. But just to watch her, it's also a
that's cool, man testament to how good I am at,
you know, getting somebody ready for the stage. But man,
she's so ahead of the game, bro, as far as
just like a stage presence and the way she delivered
a material. So yeah, bro, it's like just pivoting, trying
to find a way to stay excited about shows and

(42:49):
touring and leaving home and stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Be a funny show her like he's older, helping Gina
be funny and I'm and me. I'm over here, bro,
trying to teach one of Lopez. I stigned up, gig.
You're trying to teach y'all general a fucking instagrammer bro
Lalo Rodriguez, Leo Rodriguez.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, yeah, Marlopez.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
That guys go, Look, you don't think it has to
be funny, bro. You can just stand there and that's it.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
All girls would just love him.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Dude, I wrote Joe for marl Lopez.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Man.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
People always say, do I like pancakes? Look at my face? Hey,
all right people, what you have us? Shout out to
Finesse Mitchell. He has a special coming out when it's.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Out right now on eight hundred pound Gorilla, slightly offensive,
eight hundred pound Gorilla. It came out last night. Oh
forty thousand.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Views on YouTube on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
It's you.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
It's free.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
We have a clip, Broo. Yeah, when you sent me,
that's the special right there. Look at that suit, bro,
the cap I sent you. I got you a suit, right,
I got you a suit, Filipe. Yeah, but it's not red.
What color you want?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Oh? Man, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
I knew he was gonna say blue.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I know people who mess with me.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
When I was dating.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I cut that ship off mid date if it didn't
go to I like that joke.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
I took this girl to see Star Wars. All the
aliens talk English. I said, no, let's go, bitch, that's it.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Nobody talk like that.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Come on, no, if it starts there, I don't want
to see what's down the road. Come on, come on, No, no,
keep keep the popcorn, come on, keep them let's go.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Relieving, relieving, I like.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
That, you know what I man, But if the girl
have big as you can just put that outside you
just you think. Ignore what she said about aliens. Right,
you're a looking guy, bro. You could turn down chairs
all the time. Me, bro, a girl could farted me
while she's eating ribs.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
What like this?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
You know what you well, you're so different. I was like,
hope to me, baby, this guy, bro, he being catfish
with chicks that only showed their faces. When he gets there,
he has to stay there.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Yeah, there's one those happened twenty seventeen Valentine's Date. This
girl how single? She was single?

Speaker 4 (45:19):
She catfished me, she got all she got.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
All the good pictures. I think it was older pictures.
And when I showed up it was Valentine's Day right,
not night. It was like it was like a booty
call and we're messaging for a while. I get there
and I'm walking towards her and she's far away, but
she's like like it's like.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Like she was Rodrigo bro like she was like and
I also like, is that tall?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
No, like she was I was.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
I was just so kind of just like frustrated.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Right Valentine Day though, And I just I'm a nice guy, dude.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
She had a bulge in her pants, she.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Was okay, so she had nice brass like pretty face
and everything.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
And I just go like I can't do anything.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
I can't leave. So like we going side. We're talking
and then she has a bottle of what's it called.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
She has a bottle of a patron and we're taking
shots and like we're having a good time, you know.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
So then like about I don't know, like she didn't
look like who you thought she was supposed to look like.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
The face looked like and everything, but just she was bigger.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
She was bigger. So then like really big, you know,
like I'm not exaggerating, but she had like a pretty
face and nice breast and like we're taking laughing and
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
So we had sex, right are you whispered?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
We have sex?

Speaker 3 (46:32):
So then like so that we finished it. It was
fun and then I was on top of you one
time she got on top of me. But but you know,
it's kind of when you pet a dog. It's kind
of you know, you know, not to do it hard,
you know, it's like so it was fun. And the
second time we did it, it was because I actually
like her personality.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
You know, I'm still laughing at you said.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
It's like when you cut a dog, you.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Don't have to do it.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
You're very gentle, you know. But yeah, she knows to
be gentle with me. But it was a fun time, bro.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
And I remember after that, uh, she messaged me, hey,
I had a fun time. If I ever want a
booty call, can hit you. I'm like, you know, I
was like, you know what, fuck, yeah, you know what
I mean. I had a good time.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Big girls are beautiful, bro. It was.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
It was like Yeah, it was a fun time.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
They great personal you know what beautiful?

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Yes, great time, dude.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
You know the thinking right now, you've been in a
friend zone. I know I have, you have, but you're
trying to get laid at the time. Yes, and became
a friend. You not me, bro, I became a friend
after a friend, but I remember not trying to get laid,
but I was like it happened, but I always thought like, okay,

(47:46):
so your friend zone now, right, But in the back
of your head, you you you came in trying to fuck.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
I don't know how.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
But then you get you're mad, you know, the fucked
this bitch. You know I'm not gonna be a friend,
so you leave? You see the chick, bro, it feels
bad that she thought she had a friend or she
knew she was gonna lie to the motherfucker? Or do
girls think that come in thinking that they're going to
be a friend to you or how do this work?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
They know right away if you're gonna be a friend
for right feel unless you do something like I don't
know different with you switch their mind.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
I don't know, dude, Or you got mind traits?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
How do they work?

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Money and dick bro, it's either one. So if they
come in saying he's just going to be a friend,
but then you fuck around and have sex and it's
good because you had good But before I said, they say, hey,
he's just gonna be a friend. But all of a sudden,
you're paying for ship. Then they give you the sympathy pussy.
Sometimes if not, you know, because you're paying for ship.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Let me say how, let me pay how friend zone
works people who are not good looking bro people friends
zone for us, it's a girl. We're talking to this
chick for We're talking to this girl and the next
they were helping her move into her boyfriend's house.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah, but we never had sex.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
I've had that happen.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
We never had sex.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I've had a model chick when I was in and
I'm like, oh, I'm this is I'm definitely going to
hit this. And I went over to her house and
and within like twenty minutes, I'm painting her bedroom. Wow,
you had the paint all set up, and I thought
this was gonna be some sexy ship where like on
one of these movies you just get painted rolling man,

(49:30):
I painted this bitch whole you actually, And she was
like thank you for get No. Wow, she started talking
to me about other dudes.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
She like, I some wor dude. One time, my girl.
One time I drove this one girl was interested in
to go get to a disappointment.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Yeah, and I went in the uber. No, I was
a friend because I was like trying to be nice.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
I like training.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
I picked her up.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
I liked her, and she's like, I want to go
to his guy's house. You know what if she sees
me doing this for her, she's in love with me.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I went in the car.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
So they were done.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Bro, Yeah, wow, who is this guy? That's that?

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I did? Bro?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Who are we sitting with?

Speaker 4 (50:11):
It was the worst, Bro, It was the worst.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
BRO.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Waited for her to.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Make sure she got home safely.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
So yeah, so when she was done, you give her
a ride?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Yes, I would wait there you wait.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Like it was a whole night thing.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I went.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
She like sex when she got back in the car,
like you know, the rubber rubber condum, you know, like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
She gave it to you.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
I think she was used to come, so I thought, good,
you know, like you know, like she gave you a.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Super dad, I love you.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Oh that's horrible. I drove to go get some dick
when I had dick on me.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I know, dude, it's like and there.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
She turn back. It was the worst tapped on the
window because you dozed off.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Yeah, if she would have came back, I'll beat up
and said he raped me. I would have to go
in there and fight the guy because you was you
said lucky. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
I would have gone up there like, what's the call again?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
You know what if she would have came out and
she was just like it was he raped me, and
and she was dripping a baby or diddy.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
I mean, but it was back in the day, so
I want to know it was.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Did you so you waited for her long? An hour
or two hours?

Speaker 3 (51:26):
I had enough time to go what's it called to
go to McDonald's and eat inside, you know, and then
and then go part Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
What are you thinking when you were saying McDonald's waiting, bro?
Yourt I was sad.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Bro. I would have been asking yourself for you gay,
That's what I know. You know you were saying.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
I think it was sad like? How sad like I was?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Man, I come to me, you know, but you know
what once she when she if I put in the
work you know, it's like, no, that's not how it works.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
He the incredible Hope music at the end when it
got David Banner and he still hasn't found what he's
looking for, and it.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Goes basically, bro, it was.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
It was.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
It was those twenty ten horrible bro.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Yeah, I was. Yeah, you had twenty two.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
If I'm driving a girl over to fuck somebody, we all,
we fucking we all.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I should have joined them, bro, should you know what
fucking we're gonna fucking Eiffel Tower, you you know, Paris,
but the Paris and the like.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
The should have called that big girl.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
The big girl.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Man, that was a good time, bro.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yeah you miss it. You got a girl now?

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah, yeah, good time.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
But it's fun thinking about the old times.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
You know. Yeah, that ship was two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
That one.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
I went to McDonald's got something to eat.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
It was, man, that's that's I can't did that, you know,
I like, at my age now, I wouldn't do that,
you know, like I can't. Yeah, yeah, no, you can't
do that even thirties, you know, fucking driving your thirties.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Yeah, you would have left your dogs alone to go
give that girl, right, now.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
No, No, like your ship changes do when you're fucking yeah?
I know in your twenties you're like a horny bro.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
She called you Now, I was like, you know what,
I really no way back then that was fucked up,
and I want to make it up to you.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
No, I got a girl.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Now you're smoking hot.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
I got a girl. I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
What do they say?

Speaker 8 (53:22):
The life chats a kiss her after she played uh
if she was sad Ri's the kind of guy kiss
you with a big mac breath and even exaggerating.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
No, really, you know it was crying, bro, cry dude?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Did you give her a hambergerl when you came back
a happy meal?

Speaker 3 (53:42):
No?

Speaker 4 (53:43):
I actually went to go get a look when my.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Girlfriend when I see the live chat?

Speaker 4 (53:48):
What do I do to go to Philippa's YouTube and
then you can see the live chat. That's cool Philips
on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Then, but that's that's bad. At least you volunteered for that, bro.
When my my baby mama was cheating on me, she
brought the guy over to the house, and she brought
the house. She brought the guy she was cheating with
over and said that was her cousin to me. Really, yeah,
and and then and then they were gonna he was
gonna drive to see her adding a pastel?

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Did he did?

Speaker 4 (54:19):
He look like her?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Like like like like there was even notice him, bro,
and you gonna have a waken up myself. So I
put my my son and my daughter went inside his car,
and then my lady, and then I put the stuff
inside the car.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
You fought. You helped them get lad, you helped them.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
I loaded, I loaded all the luggage, and then my
my baby mama who we were living together, she took over.
Was another guy and they went to a pastor.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
This is like when the United States were helping Obama.
I mean Osama bin laden train. You know.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Yeah, man, you help. Yeah, and she she gave me
a herway in front of the guy in Sama, miss you.
That's that. I love you?

Speaker 4 (55:00):
And you saw When did you find out that wasn't
her cousin?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah, I don't know how long it was.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I don't want to hear about my stories. I'm a
legend in these streets.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
What happened? Bro cheated on you, bro cheated on me?
The model.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
When you okay, never mind, but.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
When you.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
I always want to, I mean, were you sing? Were
you single when you got on SNL.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Yes, yes, And now how did.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
The how did the woman game change from like when
you're like before SNL to like like the level of
like I was already dating.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
He was in football, bro, he was playing in high school.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I was in you know, be to be in Miami
at eighteen years old and be playing for the Miami Hurricanes,
which was a national championship college football team, and being
in Miami with every Caribbean and every type of one
man ever.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Everybody in Miami, Bro, everybody when they signed you when
you when you were in Georgia right in high school,
they had and they when you went through you were
like looking at other colleges.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
H the ticket when you went to Florida. Take you
to that bull where they say they brought a bunch
of hoes and they give your money and you say, yeah,
I want to come here. No, that never happened to me. No,
never happened.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
No, that never happened to me. That it was real talk.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
That never happened to me.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
I actually walked on. It was just one of those
situations where I'm like, I can go play this here,
this place, this place, this place, in this place and
You're like, I want to drop that car, and they
were like, yeah, that car don't want you. So I
had to actually call that car dealership and say, hey, man,
I want to come down there, and they were like, oh, Senator,
take sent table, Yeah, come on down try out. I'm like, yeah, ship,

(56:49):
I'm on my way. But then they was like you
made the team. So I'm like, oh, mom, I made
the team. I'm going to Miami. So that was how
I got down there. And then once I got down there,
it was just like it was just on a swivel.
It was just people everywhere. And then once you got
into comedy, comedy is sexy too, you know, you can
start making people laugh. That shit is yeah, you know
what I'm saying. So you know the game, you put

(57:12):
two hundred and fifty people in the room, it's four
of them is hanging around after the show. Two of
them want to do something, especially at those ages.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
What's happening after going I don't know, Well, you.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Might be driving a bitch to help I'm smashing.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
But you know years later, bro, now the chick goes
chase her husband home there and leaves him there and
then comes back here.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Yes, it's changed out.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
A thirty year old woman and be like, you know what,
my husband's at home.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
I took him here.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Everybody come with their husband on a Thursday or Friday,
and then they're back there by themselves with a girlfriend
on a Sunday show.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
You're like, what I've seen that at my show, bro,
where I see either a woman or a man on
a Thursday, and then then were on there was the
brother and salad with a bunch of different date then
the guys over there and they know not to turn
up front because you're gonna say, Bro, won't you hear
last week?

Speaker 3 (58:10):
M M so funny?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Yeah, dude, if it happened to you, bro, when you
see a couple that go we go to your show
and the little by little you start seeing like the
wife start getting sick and then like you butter too
coming to the show and they tell you what happened
to your wife or she died? No, happened to me
in Dallas, And that is an improv. When they started

(58:32):
coming to my show in twenty twelve. I was here
here in fourteen. Then I saw the wife. She was
like very sick, you know, she got cancer and then
she passed away. But then I first started coming with
like a big crowd because in her honor or whatever,
and so they think they keep coming.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Man, he introduced you to his new lady.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Yeah, I was like, somebody tweeted last week it brought you.
I went to a funeral and you were part of
the really and then because this guy named.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
What's his name, that's an honorable mansion right there.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
I made the video clip broad in that funeral.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
I've seen situations where the significant other other the man
or the woman, but especially when it's the woman when
she's dying, like like cancer or something and she's dying.
It is a sad situation, but you go through it
so long, and sometimes the people get mean and mad
at life because they know they're dying and they want

(59:33):
you to go out and like, you don't find somebody
you know, I'm dying, give me the funk alone, and
they just go through the stage or just like not this, No,
they like, get the fuck away. They're mad, you know
what I mean. So by the time they actually passed,
the dude literally has somebody you know what I mean already,
and which pisses off family and friends. And how do

(59:56):
you explain the wife My wife wanted.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
I know it was hell the last year and a half,
she told me to record all that stuff, you know,
so people.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Video at the funeral. Bro, She's like, participate one more thing. Man.
Shut out to Anthony, No Diego made you rest in peace, homie.
All the way from San Diego. I made the There
was a couple of There was a photo of me
and his sister like this at the San Diego American

(01:00:28):
Comedy Club. And there was another photo of me and
him when I went to the Dodger game in San Diego.
So shut out home, man, hell yall Knowega. Your special
is out now, directed by Maximini.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Maximini one hour long, forty five minutes long.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
This is your second special, third fourth.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
It is like my fourth special, and I did it
two years ago. I didn't want to put it out.
I don't know why I didn't want to, but I
didn't know. I sent it to Netflix. I don't know
if I sent it to Netflix. I sent it to Netflix,
and you know, next thing I know, they're like, nah, man,
I'm slate.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
So so look, yeah she looks so great, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Yeah man, you know, we do the Laugh Factory, we
do Comedy Store. But I'm a regular at the laugh
Factory here in LA and you know, Max sees me
crushed night after night, and one night he came up
to me. He said, for this, I want to direct
your special and I was like, you do. He was like, yeah,
I'm directing your special. Next thing. I know, you know,
and my wife used to be in the business, so
her and Max got together and just started putting everything together.

(01:01:32):
Sh I was on stage at the Bourbon Room in
La in like two months shooting that ship. But then
when it was done, I had it for two years, bro,
and then I just finally put it out and I
cut fifteen minutes out because I was talking about politics
and COVID. I was like, nobody want to hear that
COVID shit. So I took that out and gave it
to eight hundred pound Gorilla. They put that shit out,

(01:01:53):
and now everybody's like, ain't get the dad from ant
Farm on the Disney channel, that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Guerrilla that they make a record too, LP.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Yeah, they made a record for me too. Yeah. And
what happened was, but I was smart enough. When I
finished the special, I took all the audio and I
knew what to do with it. So when we made
the deal and they were like, oh yeah, and then
we can take the record, and I'm like I kind
of already distributed that, but you can have the special.
So there was some places that I didn't put the audio.

(01:02:27):
So we just made a deal that just made sense,
and then they were great partners. So shout out the
eight hundred pound Guerrilla. Is it on Serious, It's on Serious,
It's on Spotify, It's everywhere it's supposed to be. And
then you know, just getting the eyeballs on YouTube, you know,
because my my thing was I'm dope, but I'm too
into me. I don't have a team, you know what

(01:02:50):
I mean, And I just do calmedy when the phone
rings and I go out and I go smash. But
I don't have the team. So I'm like, Okay, let
me get some people to like help support the finesse
Mitchell train, you know what I mean. Because I want
to go to cities by myself and I love clubs,
but you know, I've never done a theater where it's like, oh,

(01:03:11):
we just sold out the theater two three nights in
a row. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
That's bad ass. That's what I want to do. The
show up and Felippe, you sold that five nights the
World War Theater new material.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Because it's people. It's people doing that, right, But it's
also people doing that and they don't have the material,
they don't have the chops. And I don't have nothing
against them because they worked hard in other areas of
the game to where they've built up the fan base.
And to be honest, I've been to those shows and
the fan base don't care if they're not that funny.
They just came because they like that person. So I'm like, Okay,

(01:03:46):
well I want to build up the fan base. I
got special after Special after Special, yeah yeah, but I
got it all in my head and or on tape.
So I'm like, let me just start recording these instead
of doing hours. Let's just starting in thirty minutes and
putting that ship out. That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Yeah yeah, Max. So that little short clip is like,
sometimes people don't want to young people don't want to
watch the whole hour, right, So you give them, like
you feed them bro, like like a baby bird, bro
like two minutes here bro. Then next week when they
get hungry again, you give them another two minutes and
then and.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Then would you drop a clip like once a week or.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Yeah, once a week at one minute, bro, and from.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Your whole special ref that you recycle from there, like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
A clip from all the specials I ever had.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
That's good as right, that's good, but you don't chop
them up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Hell, I don't even know how right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
That's what I'm saying. That somebody to do that, That's
what I'm saying. So getting the team, getting the team,
or just getting the one person like Matt Rife used
to open up for me, you know, but I've seen
Matt's team. You know, there's there's things.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
That we shut up to Christina Shams, yeah, Shammy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
But Matt has a dope team. So I've learned and
stuff just by watching him and his team.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Because he has time to focus on other system material
because it was him, like editing and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Like, Bro, his team is editing and chopping up later
that night.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
That's nuts, Bro, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Like I just did Adam Ray when he does Doctor
Phil and we just did this theater in Atlanta. But
I was in the lobby after the show and his
team was already low uploading that stuff and it was like, yo, finess.
I was like, what's up anything you want cut out
anything you said that you didn't like. And I was like, oh,
when I was talking about Jesse I's and whatever that

(01:05:34):
kid's name is from the Social Network that movie, Yeah,
I said, yeah that was pretty cruel. What I said
about to put that out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
There was like, you got it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
I said, wait, y'all editing right now? He was? They
were like yeah, I was like, holy shit, see that's
my na.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Yeah, that's nuts because like as communis are, like when
we feel ourselves and suff like that, like I could
be like sitting on footage for like fucking weeks. So
I'm like, I'm too lazy, fucking bro.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
I got eighty shows on hard drives. I'm just I
need somebody chopped this ship up, dude, because that's the
difference between what everybody's you know, beating them like a
baby bird, like you said, he giving weed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Yeah, because the homie back there he works at he
also works at be Real TV, and then maybe he
could help you get on that show too. You can
promote your special there with Hill. Yeah, they got a
big following, They have a big ass studio. They were
be Real on Separate when be be Real. Right, he

(01:06:33):
had the when You're in Town. They do a b
real TV every day and they have a lot of
old school rappers.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
And it's a huge like a fan.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Then people people don't just chat. They're watching the show
and they're doing everything like like be Real, Lights it Up.
Everyone is watching Lights Up too, and they all comment.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
And then Homewok. There's another podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
It is called We Don't Smoke the Same, Bro, I
don't even I don't even smoke weed.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
I go there hanging out point now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Yeah, they no attention to the man in the bed, Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
You get high in that podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Dude. Oh there's a lot of loose cables. Bro, they're
too master. Watch your feet, get with your ankle nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
But I've done a bunch of podcasts where people found
I don't know what just happened. I sound amazing now,
Oh dude.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Hyeah, you move stay in that position, don't lose it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Yeah, he's done a lot of podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
What No, I've done a lot of podcasts where you know,
people are smoking and firing up and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
But I don't know, like I know for a fact
that podcasts I deal with these guys the times I've
done it. The fire the fire detectors don't work because
there's so much smoking there. Yeah, for sure, Like yeah, okay,
there you go. For sure for a fact, the fire
detectors don't work in there because all those smoking there
and they should have gone off, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
And also a fire detector, it's a smoke detector. Real
the fire.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Be Real is a legend, bro, so is he?

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Because Cypress Hill is three people, right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
It's there's Ernie, who's the ballhead guy, let's be real,
and then there's Scent Dog, and then the black guy
Scent Dog, and then Bobo's he plays percussion heed to
play with the Beastie Boys, and his dad is Ernie
Bobo Bump bump, bump, bump, bump bump, fry neck bones

(01:08:38):
and some surprise. Yeah, man, they difinitely they went to London.
Like that's so I'll go to do a console with
the Philharmonic of London.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
How many dispensaries they fuck all over the world? Dispensaries right?

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Yeah there? And also the who what was a lot
of good good treats?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Yeah, because the one down by uh you going to
the airport. Yeah, And but did they sell it or
was it snoops and then they took it over.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
So it's it's all green green Thumb, green thumb, green Thump.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
It's green thumb now yeah, but is that them?

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Yes? Them, so there doctor green Thumb, Yeah, doctor green
thumb Illo. My name is doctor green Thump. I like
to tell you that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Yeah, but doctor green Thumb, that's directly.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Yes, it's a vis it's a it's a syebrad that
separate from the group. But it's theirs.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Enterprise because they have one up in my neighborhood in
West Hill's off of Roscoe. But man, my brand is
Lemon Poppers bro.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
That's the one. The next too very busy restaurant has
always packed, uh like a soulful restaurant running his door
to it right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Yeah, there's I think so it's on Roscow. Yeah, but
it's brand new. It's only been up there a month
too much. It's only up there two months. But the
one I go to when I go to play poker.
I play poker in Inglewood, So the one sometimes I
go down off of Latierra or whatever. That that green Thum.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
If you're poke with a casino or someone's house.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Yeah, No, the casino Hollywood Park, do you that's so
bad because you have good, good food in there. All
the food is amazing. It's casino foods there last night
every time I go do a set at the laugh
after the Comedy Store, because I drive all the way
down from you know, West Hills to go to Sunset.
But then me and Tehran, you know, Toron put the bathroab,

(01:10:33):
so I'm like the back.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
We just look at each other like yeah. So we
go all the way down to England. We play cards
till two in the morning. You ever go to Commerce
Casino it's too far. Yeah, I've been there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Good Chinese food.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
That bro is good.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Oh my gosh, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Yeah. So the other one, two of the one at
the seven ten.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Oh Bicyclesino has bicyclesino has really good sushi.

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
Bro at there's one they have a sushi rush on there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Fucking good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
That's what they do. They you know, the food is
going to be amazing. Club. It has to be good,
like when you go to a like a three start
four star strip club. I mean from the shrimp to
the wings. Some of them have lobster, I mean, crab legs.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
That lemon pepper chicken wings. Like when the Lakers won, has.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
These guys on TikTok, we're rating the strip club food
and daja who has the best wings?

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Bro, I don't even know they sold for there? Bro.
I like my I like my strippers staying hungry. Bro.
Like I like when I was stripper by the bathroom
eating cheering a small bag of chips. Bro. Yeah, I
know they're gonna give you good laptock. Bro, whenever there's food,
I'm a fat food brother. Would you like a table that?

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Man? But the Manzalla sticks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Well supposedly, and I did have it. Somebody you said,
tell me that Sam's Hof Brown downtown in LA had
the best pizza and it was fucking good, dude. Yeah,
it's right right, Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
All I know is the booty sweat on that pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
But when they had the COVID NBA Finals and everybody
was quarantine, but they called the Bubble Championship, Yeah, and
Lou Williams snuck out and went to Atlanta, Yeah, magic City,
And they said why'd you go? He said to get
some lemon pepper wings. So you got caught leaving the
fucking bubble to go to Magic City to go get

(01:12:28):
some damn chicken wings.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Bro. So you been to that Magic City of fipball.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Yeah, I'm from Atlanta. I grew up there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Oh man, so you been there?

Speaker 6 (01:12:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
How was that exactly comparable to what? Like?

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
I mean that to me, there was nothing comparable to
Magic City because and in Atlanta it was all sort
of like the strip club capital.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Of the people. Driver serious money at that place. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Yeah in in Atlanta during those days, especially It's Heyday.
I mean, I don't know if y'all heard of the group.
I mean, the drug dealer is BMF, but they had
a TV show. But like, there was already a lot
of shit going on in Atlanta with the athletes and
whatever enjoy dealers. But then when BMF came in from

(01:13:13):
Detroit on this place, I mean you couldn't even see
the floor, bro. It was just that much money being
thrown around, and I don't know how it was just
not being like I literally used to do the whole
scraping up money with my feet trying to walk out
of there. Was like eighty eight dollars you know, to
pay for parking, Yeah, which is way too much money. Yeah, man,

(01:13:36):
it was literally they were overpaid. Huh. I don't even
think that they were paying, Like like you you're walking
in there with like twenty k to throw it up
in the air, and that's one person, bro, Yeah, man,
that's one person. They come out with stacks of money
in plastic the strippers.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Yeah, for the strips, like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Put like a thousand dollars and one brow on a
low machine a little gun. Then you go, you should.
That's where I got to three hundreds for that machine.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
We could go to a village and yeah, and they
wouldn't tell them.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
I went to I did a show for American Insurance
in Atlanta for American Insurance with Tony Rock and Gary
Owen and got the other comedian that was an SNL
Edward No networks the name right, the networks. He was

(01:14:39):
an sn L. And those fools went to a club, right,
and they told me to meet them there, all right.
And I get to the club, bro if club, I
had a line that was from here to just leave,

(01:14:59):
really leave, bro leave. And then they had a VIP
line that was even it was less packed, but it
was still packed. The city of New York, Atlanta. And
then when I when I got there, there was a
big ass cop who looked like Don Baylor. Bro like
big bro like like fucking that dude from the from
the White Sox fourteen eighteen probably.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
And was it a night strip club.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
I didn't even go in there. It was a club
and they were sucking. He started beating that dude up
with one of the one of those stretched night sticks, right,
and I said, they just leave.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
The place was called the Compound.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's a regular club.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
And there were bro. They charged you a thousand dollars.
You come in for for a table, so you gotta
have a bottle stover. You can't get in.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
It looks it looks like you're about the ride, an
amusement ride, because the line would wrap up and down
like that, and so people have to walk like they're
little walking to get it on a roller coast.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
It was worth a hype, bro chick, I mean it was.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
It was compound chicks at that club. Or we're walking
or we're walking out with a with a with a
child with child support payments. Bro, that's how many botherhood there.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Anybody in a chat ever partied or been to Atlanta,
Georgia party in buckhead or go to a strip club
or any of that stuff. I just want to know
because sometimes all the ship that we see in movies
and they do the club scene or the strip club scene,
they are mimicking what they actually have seen. It's not exaggerated,

(01:16:35):
it's not exaggerated, but it's still not even comparable to
what So the real thing is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
So mail strip barby busting down at rip joints out
of nowhere rip joints. They're like a mail stripper extravaganza
would just pop up a privaty event anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
A mailsterp I don't know about malstrippers.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Because sometimes we're watching a show as a software. They
hired with a bachelor party. They hired from black strippers
guys and they just started stripping right there in the
middle of nowhere bro like at a at a at
a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
But it was a private event. But they showed up
to the restaurant. It was closed.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Best strip clubs are in Tijuana. They had a strip
club in Tijuana. Carl What was that big one.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
Hong Kong, Hong Kong, that's the most popular one, Hong Kong.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Yeah, where you go across the street when you find
a girl you like, and there's the hotel.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
The hotels actually remember there.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
It's the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
If you if you go on the Hong Kong Instagram,
it's insane, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
I'm not pulling that up on my phone.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
They pull it up, razo.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
You go to the Hong Kong tj red that district
page on Reddit and there's a bunch of dudes from
Los Angeles who are gonna dry to Hong Kong tomorrow night,
and they're asked. They're like real cheap guys. They're talking about, Hey, man,
I'm going there tomorrow night. Man, let's keep it at

(01:18:09):
one hundred, bro, nobody paid more than that sometimes the
well these guys don't.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
And the hotel, yeah, it's so tall, I think because
the hotels on top.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
And let the game of day like the game of death.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
You ever been in there? You ever been in there?

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
I heard from friends. There's so many biddles online that
you can see. It's insane, bro. Like on Instagram. If
you go on Instagram like this shows you whole bunch
of things like how fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
I went there bro with my wife just to just
to check it out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
And far is it from San Diego.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
It's so bro You have on an Uber and you
can't that ship to the border. You walk out of
the border. There's the limits, you know out there with
Hong Kong. Limousine will take you to Hong Kong. You
give the twenty bucks for the ride. You tell the
food if you outside. When you come out, you tell
the security guard you want to go back to the border.

(01:19:09):
Here they got no twenty bucks. He tries your back
in front of the border. You don't got to see nobody.
Nobody bothers you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
Basically, it's like a hotel shut that picks off of
the airport.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
You just crossed the Yeah, you know San Diego. Once
he wants to go to TJ. And then like it's
not just that play, but there's like a restaurant. I
don't know, this place will drive you to the restaurant.
You don't got to actually work hard.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Crazy Uber to the border. Get out of the uber
limousine side on the other side.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
So you can park your You can park your car
on the border right there on the United States part.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
And that got security.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
We go when we go, do you and we go?
Do we commedy shows in TJ or in Spanish shows,
so we go just go get tacos.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Like cheap ass. Rodrigo Bro. He parked his car in
San Diego and went to Hong Kong, or went to
TJ with Flacco, and then he noted that the time
was expiring, that WI crossed the border again to put
me in the car and came back one back to TJ.

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
I mean, I mean I want to park my car
and TJ.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
You there and then across the border party, lose my wallet,
then go back to the border and can't get back
in and be like took my.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Wallet.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
I mean they can look you up, you know, the
on the computer, but I've never put Yeah they have
they have the fingerprints.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
At the border. Yeah, you can prove that you're in American.

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
Yeah, they basically have like all your information.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
I've never been. I've never been to the border. Let's go,
I've never been, Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
Next thing you do, due, next thing you do, about
to be in San Diego.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
At the American Comedy Company in August. But I've never
like been down.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Like tacos and Lobster the place the best tacos in TJ. Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
It's not cold for a fucking it's actually.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Good you get a fucking lobster garlic lobster burrito with
rice their beans.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
For like eighteens. Right, it's thirty minutes, twenty five minutes
to get to the border.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
It's like right there, bro, you just take the five
people accidentally fucking drive to Mexico because like the freeway,
it's like the same freeway. So sometimes if you miss
your accident, you'll end up in TJ.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Dude, Yeah, but don't you have to stop at the
water and they check you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
No, TJ, they don't stop you. They you drive into
Mexico by accident.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Just look at you and go.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
So that'sh I see on TV where there's the big thing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
In line, Bros.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
That's it's on the way back, but nobody stops to
go to teach.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
On the way. On the way into Mexico, there's a
cop and if you look stupid or sworeve it, he's
gonna stop you. But it's just like everybody come on in.
But coming into America, you gotta get in that line.
Everybody gets in that line. But they have express lines.
But there's also an app that I have, and then
I had all the borders in America, so I just

(01:22:05):
put sunny Sidrow and it tells me the drive line
is twenty five minutes, the walking line is ten minutes. Yeah,
so it tells you how fat it broke. One time,
it was like it was like two hours bro walking
waiting to get back in. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
Yeah, that's why the weekends are the craziest ones to
get back because it takes forever, especially during the daytime.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
For nighttime it's chill, but uh yeah dude.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
So like basically driving to TJ is kind of when
you know when you drive from like Arizona to like California,
Like in those do you see those little like uh
inspections and they just tell you go like this, that's
how it is going to TJ.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Yeah, like that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
But people say if you look suspicious going in there,
they're like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
So, man, if you're gonna just go in like this,
you're gonna be cool. But if you're going in with
a fucking backpack and podcast equipment and camera.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
Right, yeah, they charge you like a terriff. Like the
middle of the comedian that does the podcast. Here, we
were doing a podcast in TEJ with aur Homie, and
we walk in there and these guys like we put
her back bay through the X ray, and then they're like,
when is this a podcast? It's made in America. You
gotta pay us a tariff, you know, like percent on
the they're trying to charge home Boy twenty percent on

(01:23:21):
the original price on the fucking podcast machine.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Because a lot of Americans they go into Mexico and
South electric stuff without yeah, without no paying anything, right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
And then and then in the homies, like dude, I
bought this used so I don't charge.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
That's always been a thing. Like a lot of products
in America, they're hard to get in Mexico, so they
and then they're more expensive in Mexico than they are here.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
R but TJ is safe, No teacher's chill, bro sent
a lower cartel and all that ship. I always watch
on Narcos.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
At least tell people the same thing. It's like being
out here, bro, you're not if you're looking, If you're
like in the bad areas looking for it, you're gonna
get caught up. It's like here in La if you're
hanging out like I'm fucking like what, like, there's not
er it's now mostly Mexican sloss in in Avalon. You know,
like I used to work at the high school at

(01:24:17):
the elementary school there, but or like like fucking east
if you go to like the back parts, he's still like,
you're gonna like run into trouble, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
So yeah, but like I've never been to any bad
neighborhood in l A.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Also, man, if you're in Mexico, any part of Mexico,
and if you're trying to find drugs, you're gonna get
in trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Yeah, the same thing as out here.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Walk in with a vapan or stupid joint. But don't
just leave that ship in America, man, Yeah, when they
get involved, don't you don't we trying to look for
a joint that wore in your cousin, don't ask?

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Yeah, yeah exactly because there's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
This crazier they're like like follow me, come on, I
got you from Yeah, it's crazier there because I remember
I was talking to a band member. He told me
that there's a bunch of them we in this in
this area of Mexico, right, and that guy said when
they were leaving, that guy stopped them and say, man,
you guys can't take whatever you have left over into

(01:25:12):
the next town. But why because a different a different
different people run the marijuana game over there, and they
don't want to see the other weed that's there's there
because they keep it. It's like you buy doritos here,
but over there it's all lays possible. You can't have lays, right,

(01:25:33):
It's like soy, you could do drugs in that town,
like band members said, but you can't take those to
another town or right. So everybody has to he has
to spend money over there too. Everybody has to believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Tell me twice, if I go to Mexico or go
to t J, I'm just going because I've never been.

Speaker 4 (01:25:51):
It's its area, but I.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Don't need to go over there and smoke weed and
all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
But also, you could go with your family to San
Diego and then there's a bridge, and then you cross
the bridge and then you're inside the that you wanna airport,
and your flights are much cheaper to fly, like to Alcopolco,
Malan or any Mexico city. A lot of Americans do that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
I did that when I flew to Mexico City, cheaper
right from TJ to fucking Mexico. Because you're flying, you're
flying domesically, you know, And it was like round trip
was like one hundred and fifty dollars, and it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Was like, I've never been to Mexico City.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Bro, there's a lot of stand up now.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
English out there.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Yeah, a lot of Americans living out there.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
They hypsterized that place.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
You know what it's about Mexico City. One thing I
learned about Mexico City from him, because you know, say
that all these immigrants they come into they're coming in
from Mexico, and how come you don't just stay there
if you love it so much. But the people who
will actually live in Mexico City, like anybody who lives
in the city, they don't need to go to America

(01:26:59):
because they're doing fine. It's all the people like from
my hometown who live in the mountains, who don't who
live far, who have to really try far to us
live in the country. Like people from my where I
used to live. When I grew up, there were there
were no jobs, and they have to actually, like you
you have to leave town. You're either gonna go to
Mexico City and try to find a job, or you're

(01:27:20):
gonna you're gonna go live in Tijuana and build a
residence and then hopefully you try to petition to go
into America. Yeah, yeah, but Mexico City is like a
moundern city, man, like a bigger It's bigger than New York.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Yeah, Mexico City is the biggest city North America and
it has the most museums in all of like the world.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
You see, there's the people out there who you run into,
who are comics, who have no idea, who have no
they're not thinking like I gotta go to Mexico to
the United States to survive right now. They're just they're
doing find in Mexico City.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
In Mexico City, and like there's so many like there's
so many uh English comedy shows going on out there
because there's so many Americans that live out there.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
It's it's crazy, dude, Yeah, it's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
Who are the big Mexican comedians down there.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
Carlos has long hair with glasses like curcle bab.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
Jamie invited some people to come up for one of
the Netflix things Netflix weeks. But it was his name Enrique.
We used to work with Jamie.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
Yeah, in Rique. He he owns the comedy club now
in downtown right, yeah, upstairs or the upstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
It was Sarah Melo, Yeah, got me from Mexico and.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
Rique opened up the Pittsburgh improv Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
Crazy man. I saw dude so like like TJ like
has like it's it's like out here, you know, like
there's like the nice areas and it's all like the
hood areas. I saw a guy who rants like a
fucking studio for sixty bucks a month, and I'm sending
video to fucking uh to Ray so you can do
it's in sing and a lot of people saying, how
can we just don't like fucking fix it up? And

(01:29:04):
He's like, no, dude, I'm reading it, but like we
can fucking find the It is a big space.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Your wife sings or yeah she sings. She sings. She
has a great voice. She doesn't sing professionally. Noting her dad.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Who's her dad? Alder Barge, Algerbars Hell, yeah, man learning
a Rabbit? How about them.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
Random mother?

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Not yeah not Ripen.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Yeah that is random mother.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
I like that song.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
It was so eighties, but that rhythm of the night
that was mean the real dad would mean her, the
real dad, Yeah, Alderbar's dad.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
Oh yeah, oh look at this gut sixty bucks a
month in the Juana.

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
This situation, sixty dollars. For sixty dollars, what you're gonna get.
It's a little bit more of them, but you get
the best luxury of all times when you get this apartment.
That's the space. Look, you can stretch it here, you
can hop push ups like this.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Looks hot push ups.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
His floors looking car or dirt concrete?

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
I think concrete? Is that the bathroom in that little door?

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
Yeah, there's another videre who shows a bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
That's a cold ass room.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Back here in a shower over here.

Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
You got your little space too, whatever you need and
a refrigerator. Sixty bucks, folks, sixty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
I mean, you really can't be choosing in this type
of situation.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
For sixty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
I would fucking fix that place literally looked like I
think it's like a like a part like for less.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
Bro. You start fixing that that that up, bro, you
won't have a motivation to move out though.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
Yeah. Yeah, that's why he's saying for sixty bucks, because
he gonna leave it exactly like it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm seeing the restaurant so you can
see array.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Because what some people go talk finess Mitchell special, what's
your special?

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Slightly offensive eight hundred pound guerrilla media. Go to it.
If you want to laugh, tag a friend, tell a friend.
You know, I've been in the game a long time.
I know what I'm doing. So if you just want
to laugh and find uh and this shit two years
old and get ready for the new one, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Yeah, what's your Instagram?

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
My Instagram is at Finesse Mitchell. My TikTok is Finesse
Mitchell zero because I got locked out of Finesse Mitchell
so now I'm Finesse Mitchell zero. Yeah, so follow me
on Instagram, click one of the links my link to
my specialist on my Instagram bio, or just go to
Finesse Mitchell dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
That's your clip.

Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
Oh yeah, I send it to I Raise Arrestal.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
You have shows coming up?

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Yes, you like eighteen? I'm Helline in a Spotlight comedy club,
Casino and Coachella themedy club. Yeah, July eighteen, So come
out on our guys. It's me fun, it's party.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
What else you got?

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
And then I'm doing the Who's Got Talent Tour and
then I'm gonna be headlining. Actually, uh, I'm gonna be
in Chicago for a whole week doing the Who's Got Talent? Uh,
and I'm gonna be doing my own show. And I thought,
even though music Hall awesome, bro September twelfth, Chicago, Illinois,
I'll be there for a whole week hanging out.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
So you're doing the show with fools Who's Got.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Talent at the place, We're doing a show at a.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
Fucking denys Sean Bank Shamberg. I feel bad for looking
this up, man, so right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
August twenty second and twenty third, I'm at the San
Diego American Comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
Again for San Diego American Comedy Club.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
August twenty second. Yeah, oh, I'm opening up for I'm
hosting Matt Rip's Madison Square Garden in New York July
eighteenth and nineteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
The Top of the World, Mom, bro, yeah, that's remember
when the Diceman did the Masquare Garden the first time?
On Top of the World.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Mom, Yeah, I gotta add this American Comedy coming. I
just saw my schedule. I'm like, oh shit, ain't even
up there. I guess it's new They just tell me
if I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Gonna be at the Route sixty six Albutquerque, New Mexico
and cowing up and I'm gonna be at the Urban
improv You.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Got adult photographer? Bro? Yeah, man, let me see that picture.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Oh I forgot where I met that guy? That was
at Benet's Beach.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
Actually really that was so cool, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Yeah, outside the hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
Bro, the fucking movie where your movies at?

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
Oh man, I have a more right now. I'm not
like that no more. It's man classic. We'll bring it
out on Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
It's a hood classic.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
Really did ten to the ninth. I shot it when
I was an alcoholic, bro.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
And you still got the work done. So that shows
alcohol is not the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
Man, when I was an alcohol I want to watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
So I'm not like that no more.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
But he was gay.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
That's the name of the movie. I'm not like anymore.
And what else? I mean? Money three means everywhere? Right now?
A movie with j Moore, Paul Driguez, Aeric spears. I
have I have one guest. I'm a guest start in
that movie. It's called Holy Cash. Also that we're playing

(01:34:44):
at every hotel room that Mario Lopez is hosting.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Yeah, Mario Lopez.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
The first thing you see are you teaching Mario Lopez
comedy for im?

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
But you know, you're into a hotel room and Mario
Lopez is like the host of the yea Ye. So
Paul Driguez made a deal with I don't know how
you got Maro Lopez to do it, but our movie
is if if, if Mario Lopez is talking in your
hotel room, Holy Cash is playing there. So not a
plane at any hotel and double trees and Marriott's.

Speaker 4 (01:35:19):
It's like having your Bible at the hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Bro running to the Gideon, Hi, guys, welcome back and
coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
You'll be it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
You do a lot of personations, a little bit, just
a little sometimes it just depends. I tried to tell
you that Kamala wouldn't be that bad, but you fools
wouldn't listen. You fools wouldn't listen because she's a woman.
And now look at you, ha ha ha. All those

(01:35:50):
owners a ghost town. Nobody's hanging out in the front anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:35:53):
Bro, it's it's a ghost sound.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
No more taco trucks. I would say, how was that? Disney?
How was who?

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Well, when you're working I was on a Disney channel,
It's just a job I didn't want at the time
because I thought I was going to be the next
Will Smith or somebody else. I want to do like
the Michael Bayship running through the city with the gun
and you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
I'm saying, But it's still gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
It's still gonna happen. Hell yeah, bro. And but Disney
audition came up and at the time, You're like, yeah,
I'll go. And that was a I was gonna tank it.
I was gonna go in there and just tank it.
I actually was sitting in the car in the parking
lot and my agent called me and said where are you.
I said, I'm in the parking lot and he was like,

(01:36:36):
why aren't you inside? I was like, man, I'm going.
He was like, man, go in there. I go in there.
And the girl, China China mcclaim, she came up to
me and she said and that I'm such a huge fan.
I saw I know your stuff from Saturday Night Live
Comic View. And then the other kid came up to

(01:36:57):
me and said, man, you aleg bro, you dope. And
I'm just like, oh, okay, what are y'all doing here?
They was like, you're testing today. I said, this isn't
just an audition. And I looked in the room and
it was like four people in there. And I only
knew Tony Rock, but it was like four people in there.
It was like, no, we're testing. Oh Tony Rock was

(01:37:18):
he was auditioning for that. But you know how sometimes
you go on audition this to casting direction and then
you go on audition it's a producer. Well you go
in there and audition it's the producer and the network.
So that's what they call a test. And I'm like,
how am I going straight to test? I don't know shit.

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
So they was like they had your mind already.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
Yeah, They's like, go out.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
There and learn the ship and come back in. So
I was like all right. So I went in there
and I did my thing, and it was like they
called me the next day and said you got it,
and I was like.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
Fuck yeah, bro me. I beig cast to do voiceovers,
well voiceover the whole character for the homework, and they
paid me what they were going to pay me, and
then they gave me a month later, we're gonna go
a different direction, but you keep that money, like we

(01:38:10):
paid you that you were gonna actually be in the movie.

Speaker 4 (01:38:12):
And I said, all right, damn, that's crazy, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
There's a movie called a movie called The Fool, Yeah,
with starring the guy from It's Always Sonia in Philadelphia.
I can't think Charlie Day, I have a phone number.
He called me and he shot that movie The Fool.

(01:38:37):
And there was a guy who had nail rated the
movie and that movie. Bro, I narrated the whole movie, Bros. Paradise.

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
They paid you for the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Yeah, and then they went a different direction.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
You know you said the movie was called The Fool.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
I heard food.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
It was something now it was right down. It's a
strange movie, bro, but it's really it's weird food.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
But what's the one that you said that is a
hood classic?

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
His movie?

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
I'm not like that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
Oh so pre bowl? I just kid it. Do you
want some podcast? Man?

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
Hell yeah? So it's me the so September sixth, even
the same theater, Evendel Theater with Who's Got Talent? And
then a week later I want to be doing my
own show at the same place. So I'm gonna be
in Chicago for like a whole week.

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
So I just want you to watch my special. It's free,
It's on YouTube, but watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Pound Gorilla Media slightly offensive and then if you like it,
share the link with all your friends. Comment and comment.
That helps the little algorithm. I can't even say the word,
but that helps it. And then you know, if you
ever see me performing with Felipe, come check us out.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
Check it us out, fool. Thank you very much for
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